1. Oh, crazy about
Joker and Harley.Copy !req
2. I heard they tried
an open relationship thing,Copy !req
3. which everybody knows
only works for gay men.Copy !req
4. Your idle gossip distracts me
from my master plan.Copy !req
5. Break the Batman.Copy !req
6. Punish Gotham
for its transgressions,Copy !req
7. and stand atop
the mountain of skullsCopy !req
8. left in my wake.Copy !req
9. - Anyway, I heard Harley—
Morning.Copy !req
10. - How are you?
- Fine. Why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
11. Because Harley dumped you.Copy !req
12. You know?Copy !req
13. People are saying
that Harley dumped me?Copy !req
14. Please! You know what?
I don't even care.Copy !req
15. I wish her well.Copy !req
16. Ivy, no rush,Copy !req
17. but Howie Mandel's only showingCopy !req
18. how to turn
Thanksgiving leftoversCopy !req
19. into an entire
nativity scene.Copy !req
20. Oh, my God! Wait, what?Copy !req
21. Hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot.Copy !req
22. Next, I'm gonna show youCopy !req
23. how to make
a mashed potato Virgin Mary.Copy !req
24. But first,Copy !req
25. please welcome
my, uh, surprise co-host.Copy !req
26. Uh, you know him
as the clown prince of crime.Copy !req
27. - Let's give it up
for the Joker!Copy !req
28. - Shit!
- Damn it.Copy !req
29. - Ooh.
- Get ready, America.Copy !req
30. Howie's got something
he's dying to tell you.Copy !req
31. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Not Howie!Copy !req
32. You know what's stupid?Copy !req
33. Me, for playfully implying
on yesterday's show thatCopy !req
34. the celebrity villain couple,Copy !req
35. formerly known as "JoQuinn"
is no more.Copy !req
36. Thanks, Howie.Copy !req
37. When I dumped poor, sad,
what's her name...Copy !req
38. - She's right over here.
- Frank.Copy !req
39. I promised I would
respect her wishesCopy !req
40. to drift into the darkness
of total anonymity.Copy !req
41. And for the record,
our couple name was...Copy !req
42. - "Joker."
- Oh, that liar
trying to blow upCopy !req
43. the cleanest and nicest
talk show host in television!Copy !req
44. Just ignore him.
He's baiting you.Copy !req
45. It's not worth
getting angry over.Copy !req
46. Sorry, but that's all the time we have today, Howie.Copy !req
47. And speaking of time,Copy !req
48. yours is running out.Copy !req
49. I need a very brave
wardrobe girl!Copy !req
50. Jesus, Harls.Copy !req
51. This is why I don't put
the good TV out.Copy !req
52. Good TV?
Where you hiding that bad boy?Copy !req
53. If he thinks I'm just gonna
fade away into obscurity,Copy !req
54. he doesn't know
what's coming.Copy !req
55. Who cares?
You're doing great.Copy !req
56. You got a killer new outfit,
you started meditating.Copy !req
57. I haven't started yet.
I just downloaded the app.Copy !req
58. That's a first step.Copy !req
59. You're a strong,
independent womanCopy !req
60. who doesn't care
what other people think.Copy !req
61. Right! Who cares what JokerCopy !req
62. and his stupid
Legion of Doom buddies think.Copy !req
63. - Exactly!
- Preach!Copy !req
64. Hell, I'll show them in person
how little I care.Copy !req
65. What? No. What are you doing?Copy !req
66. - Logging into Joker's calendar.
- Oh, God, we're off the rails.Copy !req
67. No, let it play out.Copy !req
68. Oh, hey, there's a party
at the Gotham MintCopy !req
69. with the Legion of Doom guys
tomorrow!Copy !req
70. Oh, if he wants
to fuck with me in public,Copy !req
71. I will fuck right back!Copy !req
72. - Please do not do this.
- Please do that shit.Copy !req
73. I'm just gonna show those guysCopy !req
74. how awesome I'm doing
without him.Copy !req
75. It'll be so fun!Copy !req
76. And you can meet a hot guy
and use your cool love potion.Copy !req
77. This isn't a love potion.
It's my distilled pheromones.Copy !req
78. It makes men
infatuated with meCopy !req
79. and then kills them
by turning them into plants.Copy !req
80. Right, a love potion.Copy !req
81. - Please come with me. Please!
- No.Copy !req
82. - Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
- Stop.Copy !req
83. - Frank, shut up.
Saying no again.
- Do it. Do it. Do it.Copy !req
84. What? Stop saying "do it."Copy !req
85. Do it, do it, do it.Copy !req
86. - Fine.
Yes.Copy !req
87. - Oh, shit. Howie exploded.Copy !req
88. No!
- Not Howie.Copy !req
89. - Joker, you son of a bitch!
- That's my phone, uh...Copy !req
90. Did you know that this party
was for children?Copy !req
91. I do now.Copy !req
92. Although, technically,
one boy becomes a man today.Copy !req
93. Are you one of the dancers
for my nephew's bar mitzvah?Copy !req
94. Jesus, Harley!Copy !req
95. Rock bottom came fast
as the Joker dumped you.Copy !req
96. Uh, she dumped him,Copy !req
97. and you smell like
shrimp shit. Excuse us.Copy !req
98. - We should leave.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
99. All the Legion bigwigs
are here.Copy !req
100. I came to show 'em how greatCopy !req
101. I'm doing
and I am gonna!Copy !req
102. This isn't
your coming out party.Copy !req
103. It's a 13-year-old boy's
coming out party.Copy !req
104. Look, a lot of people madeCopy !req
105. a name for themselves
at parties.Copy !req
106. Bane, he decided to blow upCopy !req
107. Gotham Stadium
during Trivia Night.Copy !req
108. Oh, the Dallas Cowboys.Copy !req
109. Incorrect.Copy !req
110. The Steelers have wonCopy !req
111. the most games
at Gotham Stadium.Copy !req
112. I'm gonna blow up
Gotham Stadium.Copy !req
113. Fine, just don't
leave me alone.Copy !req
114. Or some like D-list villain
will hit on meCopy !req
115. or ask to do a heist with meCopy !req
116. and the longer we wait...
Okay, she's gone.Copy !req
117. Kite Man.Copy !req
118. What? What was that? Whoa.Copy !req
119. Did I just hear the wind
say "Kite Man?"Copy !req
120. I think you're alone in that.Copy !req
121. Hell yeah!Copy !req
122. Good God.Copy !req
123. I need a permit
for a trap door?Copy !req
124. The whole point isCopy !req
125. no one is supposed
to know about it!Copy !req
126. Especially the City.Copy !req
127. I need this lair rebuilt now.Copy !req
128. Knock, knock, who's there?
It's me, Joker.Copy !req
129. You will never guess
who's at the bar mitzvah.Copy !req
130. Jesus, Bane!Copy !req
131. I don't have time
for a guessing game. Hang on.Copy !req
132. Those shoes have black soles!Copy !req
133. Put plastic booties on.Copy !req
134. Harley is at Penguin's nephew's
bar mitzvah.Copy !req
135. She crashed
the stupid thing?Copy !req
136. Yeah, seems like
she's doing pretty well.Copy !req
137. Brought a tiger. Pretty cool.Copy !req
138. What? Anyone can buy a tiger.Copy !req
139. You know she has HPV, right?Copy !req
140. Most sexually active adults do.Copy !req
141. Shut up! I'm on my way.Copy !req
142. Uh-oh!
Who are these troublemakers?Copy !req
143. Nah, I'm just kidding.
I know it's you, Scarecrow,Copy !req
144. Two-Face,
other half of Two-Face,Copy !req
145. Bane.Copy !req
146. I'm going to blow up
this bar mitzvah.Copy !req
147. Quinn, great to see you.
Where you been hiding?Copy !req
148. On your left,
where you can't see shit.Copy !req
149. So, guess who has a plan
to finally get rid of Batman?Copy !req
150. Ya girl.Copy !req
151. Look
who's' trying to runCopy !req
152. before she can crawl.Copy !req
153. Mazel tov!Copy !req
154. - Jesus.
- Glad you're here, J-Man.Copy !req
155. Pull up a chair.
Doesn't bother me.Copy !req
156. So, who's goin' beef
and who's goin' chicken?Copy !req
157. You are going
somewhere else.Copy !req
158. Because this is
the Legion of Doom table!Copy !req
159. Why don't you go find
the Crazy Bitch table?Copy !req
160. It's not a real table.Copy !req
161. - That was implied!Copy !req
162. Who wants to ditch this jester
and tear up Gotham with me?Copy !req
163. Laugh. Laugh with me.Copy !req
164. You know what? Who needs ya?Copy !req
165. This table's too far away
from the dance floor anyway.Copy !req
166. Ugh, can you believe
those assholes?Copy !req
167. You know what?
I don't need 'em.
I'll sit with you guys.Copy !req
168. Uh, no. This is
the Joshua best friends' table.Copy !req
169. Unless, you're the girlCopy !req
170. that Joshua
fingerbanged at Camp.Copy !req
171. If I said yes,
would you let me sit here?Copy !req
172. Trick question. Joshua has
never fingerbanged anyone.Copy !req
173. Ha!Copy !req
174. So, Ivy-Ivy-Bo-Bivy.Copy !req
175. Um, let me ask you
a personal question.Copy !req
176. Have you ever seen
Gotham Central Park...Copy !req
177. - From the sky?
- From the sky!Copy !req
178. Yeah, you get it.
Okay, you know, I was thinking,Copy !req
179. you and I should do
a heist together.Copy !req
180. Uh, you know what?Copy !req
181. I'm just really kinda worn out
from all the heist stuff.Copy !req
182. It's just kinda hard
being suchCopy !req
183. a weak woman
and whatnot.Copy !req
184. Yeah. I bet.Copy !req
185. Um, but, hey,
I'll do all the heavy-lifting.Copy !req
186. You don't have to break a nail.Copy !req
187. It'll be a breeze.Copy !req
188. - Breeze.
- Yeah.Copy !req
189. It's just 'cause my powers
are wind-based.Copy !req
190. You don't have powers!Copy !req
191. You just have a kite
like every kidCopy !req
192. in every park
across the world.Copy !req
193. And she doesn't want
to do a heist with youCopy !req
194. 'cause you're stupid!Copy !req
195. - Do you think I'm stupid?
- I mean, don't you?Copy !req
196. These assholes always pretended
to be my friends.Copy !req
197. But they're really just...
assholes!Copy !req
198. They think
I am not in their league,Copy !req
199. but they don't know shit!Copy !req
200. Hi, girls.
So glad you could come.Copy !req
201. I know we're all evil here,Copy !req
202. but maybe we could
put a little sugarCopy !req
203. on that salty language,Copy !req
204. you know, for the kids.Copy !req
205. Sorry, Mrs. Cobblepot.Copy !req
206. Yeah, never again. Sorry.Copy !req
207. Dude, we got to
get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
208. Hell, no. I'm not giving up.Copy !req
209. I'll show these Legion guysCopy !req
210. I can do something
not even they can!Copy !req
211. What's one thing
in this room,Copy !req
212. none of them
ever had the balls to try?Copy !req
213. Even worse.Copy !req
214. I'm gonna rob the Gotham Mint.Copy !req
215. Oh.Copy !req
216. No cuts!Copy !req
217. All right, Stop.
Let's get real for a second.Copy !req
218. The Gotham Mint
is impenetrable.Copy !req
219. They're so confident,Copy !req
220. they rented the atrium out
to the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
221. Look, I'm doing this thing,
all right?Copy !req
222. - What if Batman shows up?
- I'll kill him.Copy !req
223. - Where's the getaway car?
- I'll steal one.Copy !req
224. - Where will you put
all the money?
- Look around.Copy !req
225. Every kid's wearing a backpack.Copy !req
226. Gah! Look, Ivy,Copy !req
227. all the reasons you said
it can't workCopy !req
228. are exactly the reasons
I gotta do it!Copy !req
229. They might not like me,Copy !req
230. but they will respect
the shit out of me.Copy !req
231. All right, fine. Just go.
Go steal the money.Copy !req
232. Just do me one favor, okay?
Don't leave me alone here,Copy !req
233. because... Oh!Copy !req
234. Party's a drag, huh?Copy !req
235. I really
should quit, but, I just can't.Copy !req
236. Go away, fragile child.Copy !req
237. Hey, how about we ditch
this shindigCopy !req
238. and sneak into
a PG-13 movie?Copy !req
239. My love potion?Copy !req
240. I stole your juice
and I gave it to these kids.Copy !req
241. - Hell yeah!
- You're an idiot.Copy !req
242. Ooh, you mispronounced
"genius."Copy !req
243. No, that potion makes people
fall in love with meCopy !req
244. and then kills them.Copy !req
245. - What?
- Yes! What did you think,Copy !req
246. you kite-fucking freak?Copy !req
247. My name is Poison Ivy.Copy !req
248. Damn! See, this is why
I stick to the kites.Copy !req
249. So simple.Copy !req
250. Ha!Copy !req
251. The vault must be
around here somewhere.Copy !req
252. Bingo.Copy !req
253. We gotta get an antidote
before these kids die.Copy !req
254. It's in my apartment
across town,Copy !req
255. so we need to get there quick.Copy !req
256. Quick as a kite?Copy !req
257. - Oh, God.
- Weather permitting.Copy !req
258. Fine, hit the button.Copy !req
259. Is it raining out?Copy !req
260. It looked a little overcast
when I came in.Copy !req
261. Oh, shut the fuck up.
Let's go.Copy !req
262. look at
my phone here.Copy !req
263. No, I think we're good.Copy !req
264. Ugh! My chicken is rubbery.Copy !req
265. Mmm, your beef looks good.Copy !req
266. Uh, fine.Copy !req
267. Ah, ah, I might finish that.Copy !req
268. Oh, well, then,
what are we doing?Copy !req
269. Hey, everybody,
let's give it upCopy !req
270. for Joshua's
bar mitzvah, huh?Copy !req
271. It was very special for me.Copy !req
272. It was when I realized
it was my dreamCopy !req
273. to become a crime lord.Copy !req
274. So today, I force that dream
on to you.Copy !req
275. Okay, Joshua ...Copy !req
276. Get ready for your first caper.Copy !req
277. Good luck fighting off
the guards,Copy !req
278. also known asCopy !req
279. Gotham Chucklehut's
finest improvisers...Copy !req
280. and stealing that cash-ola,Copy !req
281. otherwise known as...Copy !req
282. Joshua Bucks?Copy !req
283. Oh, no!Copy !req
284. Go, Joshua... Oh, my God!Copy !req
285. Hey, Joshy, mazel tov.Copy !req
286. This is fantastic.Copy !req
287. You're probably
not laughingCopy !req
288. because this is sort of
how you screw up.Copy !req
289. - You ruined the bar mitzvah.Copy !req
290. - And crippled
an improv troupe!
- Meh. Well.Copy !req
291. And that's our show, folks!Copy !req
292. - I got this.Copy !req
293. Say good night, puddin'.Copy !req
294. You think
this is gonna...Copy !req
295. stop me?Copy !req
296. She even sounds like you.Copy !req
297. Oh, I don't think...
Do I sound like...Copy !req
298. You never hear
your own voice, I guess.Copy !req
299. Sometimes, I just flyCopy !req
300. to have a quiet place
to think.Copy !req
301. You know, just really let
my thoughts just run wild.Copy !req
302. Thoughts? Plural?Copy !req
303. All right,
I'll get the antidote.Copy !req
304. And you know, just don't,
like, touch anything.Copy !req
305. Uh...Copy !req
306. All right, let's boogie.Copy !req
307. Kite Man?Copy !req
308. Oh, no.Copy !req
309. Kite Man. Hell yeah!Copy !req
310. What are you doing?Copy !req
311. Getting ready to have sex.Copy !req
312. Why?Copy !req
313. Because after a great date,
you usually have sex.Copy !req
314. Sorry, sorry.
I was gonna say something,Copy !req
315. but I wanted to see
how all this played out.Copy !req
316. - Oh, shut up, Frank.
- Ooh!Copy !req
317. I'm gonna need you to
put your clothes back onCopy !req
318. because this was not a date.Copy !req
319. Excuse me,
if this wasn't a date,Copy !req
320. why did you bring me back
to your place?Copy !req
321. For the antidote!Copy !req
322. Oh, I thought
that was just a line.Copy !req
323. - Why would I use
a line on you?
- I don't know!Copy !req
324. I mean why would you
even have me come?Copy !req
325. I mean, a cab
would've been faster.Copy !req
326. You know it, I know it,
we all know it.Copy !req
327. Jesus, get dressed.Copy !req
328. Cut the song.
No Horah for Harley.Copy !req
329. Hey, it's gonna take
more than a souped up parasolCopy !req
330. to keep me
from kicking your ass,Copy !req
331. you fat flightless bird.Copy !req
332. The mouth on her.Copy !req
333. What better way
to become a man than by—Copy !req
334. Ooh, than touching
your umbrella? Whoo.Copy !req
335. Yes, I've been waiting
for this!Copy !req
336. Any last wordsCopy !req
337. before I kill your dumb blonde,
stupid, smelly...Copy !req
338. That's too many adjectives.Copy !req
339. idiot ass?Copy !req
340. Hey, Joshua,
make sure you aim itCopy !req
341. directly at my head,Copy !req
342. 'cause you don't want to missCopy !req
343. in front of your friends
and family.Copy !req
344. I won't miss.Copy !req
345. I don't know.Copy !req
346. That trembly finger's telling
a different story.Copy !req
347. It's not trembly.Copy !req
348. I just... I've never shot
an umbrella before.Copy !req
349. I bet there are a lot of things
that you've never doneCopy !req
350. like drunk a beer.Copy !req
351. I drunk a beer,
like all the time.Copy !req
352. I always drunk beers.Copy !req
353. I bet you still believe
in Santy Claus.Copy !req
354. I don't! I'm Jewish
and today, I'm a man.Copy !req
355. Oh, that's right,Copy !req
356. I forgot I'm talking to
a newly grown man.Copy !req
357. I mean, after all,
you've already
fingerbanged somebody.Copy !req
358. - Wait, what?
- I mean, you have, haven't you?Copy !req
359. You didn't lie about such
an important milestone, right?Copy !req
360. - Yeah, it happened.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
361. I... I don't know.Copy !req
362. So, um, obviously,
I misread some signals.Copy !req
363. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
364. I hope me taking off my clothes
didn't come across as...Copy !req
365. Creepy? It did. It didn't. Did.Copy !req
366. Right. Yeah, no. I apologize.Copy !req
367. It's just, I have never been
alone with a womanCopy !req
368. of your caliber.Copy !req
369. - Oh, you don't have to—
- Your eyes, your smile...Copy !req
370. Your silky, shimmering...Copy !req
371. Oh, God.
You know what?Copy !req
372. Strong woman... osity?
The...Copy !req
373. I'm gonna be
quiet for a while.Copy !req
374. You know,
it is kind of coolCopy !req
375. seeing the park from the sky.Copy !req
376. I mean,
when you're not talking,Copy !req
377. and we're just kinda
soaring majestically,Copy !req
378. you're not so bad.Copy !req
379. Hell yeah.Copy !req
380. Oh, shit.Copy !req
381. Something's going on
down there.Copy !req
382. I... I don't know.Copy !req
383. It was at camp, at night.Copy !req
384. It was me and her
and it was dark.Copy !req
385. I definitely did something.Copy !req
386. Oh, Joshy.Copy !req
387. Do you really think
you're ready to kill someoneCopy !req
388. if you've never even
finger blasted a girl?Copy !req
389. God!Copy !req
390. I'm not ready.Copy !req
391. I told you we should've
gotten him the dollhouseCopy !req
392. like he asked, Oswald.Copy !req
393. It's not a doll house!Copy !req
394. It's an army baseCopy !req
395. with sound effects
of real screamsCopy !req
396. and it's the only thing
I wanted!Copy !req
397. - You're dead, Quinn.Copy !req
398. Hell, yeah!Copy !req
399. Hey, did they do cake yet?Copy !req
400. Not yet.Copy !req
401. I though that was gonna be
way cooler.Copy !req
402. Harley!Copy !req
403. You're not a solo act.Copy !req
404. You're a sidekick,
an afterthought.Copy !req
405. No one is ever going to
take you seriously.Copy !req
406. Admit you're nothing
without meCopy !req
407. and you walk away alive.Copy !req
408. Or you can die.Copy !req
409. Well, easy choice.Copy !req
410. Uh, lovely bar mitzvah.
Mazel, mazel.Copy !req
411. - Are you leaving?
- Ha, no.Copy !req
412. I ain't admitting shit!Copy !req
413. Boys?Copy !req
414. - I got Two-Face.
- I got Scarecrow.Copy !req
415. I, um...Copy !req
416. Oh, dear God.Copy !req
417. Oh, wow.Copy !req
418. You're looming.Copy !req
419. Um, all right, well,
I'll take, um...Copy !req
420. If you don't mind,
if you could scooch
just a little.Copy !req
421. Boom! On-site coordinator.Copy !req
422. Looking kinda brittle there.
Won't see it comi—Copy !req
423. I wanna go home.Copy !req
424. Ive, gun!Copy !req
425. Got it.Copy !req
426. Hey!Copy !req
427. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
428. No, let's fight.
Maybe Kite Man can help.Copy !req
429. Bane!Copy !req
430. Quit dicking around
with Kite ManCopy !req
431. and get those two.Copy !req
432. But he was attacking me.Copy !req
433. With what? A kite?Copy !req
434. Just do what I tell you,
you dumb, freakish monster.Copy !req
435. Bane, why are you letting him
talk to you like that?Copy !req
436. In fact, why do
any of youCopy !req
437. let him talk to you like that?Copy !req
438. He doesn't even have powers!Copy !req
439. His only power is bullying you
into doing what he wants.Copy !req
440. I should know.
He did it to me for years.Copy !req
441. Don't listen to her.
She's nothing!Copy !req
442. She makes a good point.Copy !req
443. I don't like
how you called me a monster.Copy !req
444. - Yeah, that was pretty harsh.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
445. Oh, my God!
It's just an expression.Copy !req
446. Also, let's talk
about dinner.Copy !req
447. I selected the beef
well in advanceCopy !req
448. and you stole it from me.Copy !req
449. You said you didn't evenCopy !req
450. want to come
to this "stupid thing."Copy !req
451. My feelings exactly.Copy !req
452. This is a monumental night
for young Joshua.Copy !req
453. I'm the Joker, all right?Copy !req
454. I was joking, okay?Copy !req
455. Oh, my God!
I'll kill Harley myself.Copy !req
456. Ivy, if you could just,
you know, move over,Copy !req
457. so I could just
kill your friend.Copy !req
458. Absolutely.
Over my dead body.Copy !req
459. Ugh! Female friendships.Copy !req
460. Ha!Copy !req
461. Hold on.Copy !req
462. I'm getting a cell call
from my contractor.Copy !req
463. What? This is the Joker.
Come again. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
464. What do you mean
they're not going
to start till 10:00?Copy !req
465. Ugh! Can you believe this?Copy !req
466. They're calling it
a residential zone.Copy !req
467. It's an
abandoned amusement parkCopy !req
468. at the end of a rotting pier!Copy !req
469. I'll, uh...
Yeah, coming over right now.Copy !req
470. Let's put a pin in this.Copy !req
471. You understand.Copy !req
472. - So, are we good to leave now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
473. I can't believe you talked me
into coming to this.Copy !req
474. Don't forget
your party favors.Copy !req
475. Thank you, Mrs. Cobblepot.Copy !req
476. Aw, such sweet girls.Copy !req
477. So, do you realize nowCopy !req
478. that you don't have
to prove to anyoneCopy !req
479. how awesome you are?Copy !req
480. Yes, except for
the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
481. I need to get into
the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
482. What? After all of this,Copy !req
483. why would you wanna be
a part of that club?Copy !req
484. Those guys are such dicks.Copy !req
485. No, not all of 'em.Copy !req
486. When we were leaving,
Bane said, "You go, girl!"Copy !req
487. No, he distinctly said,
"Ooh, Go-GURT.Copy !req
488. Ooh, what, they had Go-GURT?
Oh, man.Copy !req
489. Ivy, listen. Anyone who is
a respected supervillainCopy !req
490. is in the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
491. That's when you know
you've made it.Copy !req
492. If Joker can get in,
so can I!Copy !req
493. So that is what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
494. What you need to doCopy !req
495. is get these 13-year-old boys
out of this apartment.Copy !req
496. They're starting to take root.Copy !req
497. Ah! Okay, boys.Copy !req
498. So, I got the antidoteCopy !req
499. to turn you back
into humans, okay?Copy !req
500. But the only effective way
of doing itCopy !req
501. is when
my saliva interacts...Copy !req
502. with your saliva.Copy !req
503. So, is this a kiss?Copy !req
504. No, it's not a kiss.Copy !req
505. It is an antidote
delivery systemCopy !req
506. and nothing more.Copy !req
507. You will still be
sexless nerdsCopy !req
508. by the time
the night is over, okay?Copy !req
509. And...Copy !req
510. Yuck.Copy !req
511. This is procedural, okay?Copy !req
512. Yeah, I kissed you
already, buddy.Copy !req
513. Yeah, I'm still
a little bit tree.Copy !req
514. - Yeah, fuck off,
get out of here.
- Yeah, fuck off, kid.Copy !req