1. Last season
on Harley Quinn,Copy !req
2. my bestie Ivy
was engaged to this lame-o,Copy !req
3. but I was in love
with her, too.Copy !req
4. Joker got a second acid bath.
I kicked Psycho's ass.Copy !req
5. Hard passed Darkseid.Copy !req
6. Saved Ivy from her
own wedding and we
drove off into the sunset.Copy !req
7. What do you think
we did next, hmm?Copy !req
8. Now let's shed those leaves.Copy !req
9. Uh, yeah,
I'm Ivy, ooh, yea...Copy !req
10. I don't even wear leaves.Copy !req
11. Still, ya gotta
respect the hustle.Copy !req
12. I mean, they wrote, shot,
and edited this in two weeks
since Psycho blew up our spot.Copy !req
13. Was that only two weeks ago?
It feels like so much longer.Copy !req
14. I know, right?Copy !req
15. - The sign says
"no girls allowed"Copy !req
16. Superman's dead dad?Copy !req
17. Harlivy? What are you
doing here?Copy !req
18. Ooh! Is that our official
celeb couple name?Copy !req
19. Ugh, I would have
just gone with "Hivey".Copy !req
20. I hadn't said it out loud
before, it looks better
in writing.Copy !req
21. Now surrender, fugitives!
Wait, are you watching
a dirty movie?Copy !req
22. This is the
Fortress of Solitude!Copy !req
23. L-O-L a "dirty movie"?Copy !req
24. Uh, relax, we just dropped in
to chill for a bit and eat
all your chipsCopy !req
25. while Gordon's
looking for us, okay?Copy !req
26. Your big, dumb son
says it's okay.Copy !req
27. Oh, did he now?Copy !req
28. Perhaps we should call him.Copy !req
29. - You really don't
have to do that.
- Yeah, don't do that.Copy !req
30. Ladies, your honeymoon is over.Copy !req
31. Wrong again!
It's just beginning!Copy !req
32. C'mon, Hivey, let's bounce.Copy !req
33. - Come back here
and face justice!Copy !req
34. Wait, did you sign up
for HBO Max?Copy !req
35. I already used my free trial!Copy !req
36. Shit, shit, shit,
where'd we park? God!Copy !req
37. - How does Wonder Woman
keep track of this damn jet?Copy !req
38. - Oh! It's right
over there. Yay!Copy !req
39. So, what do we do now?Copy !req
40. Let the "Eat Bang Kill"
tour begin.Copy !req
41. - Come here.Copy !req
42. To us, together at last.Copy !req
43. Harley and Ivy take over
the fucking world!Copy !req
44. - Hello? Hello?Copy !req
45. - This is Commissioner Gordon.
Oh, he's on!
He's on! You, you!Copy !req
46. This is the IRS
calling, sir,Copy !req
47. you have a $90,000 lien
on your house.Copy !req
48. How in the he—
is this about my ex-wife?Copy !req
49. We're gonna need to confirm
your identity. What's your
credit card number again?Copy !req
50. - Oh, life saver!
So, any credit card?
- Gimme, gimme, gimme!Copy !req
51. The one with the highest limit.Copy !req
52. Okay, let's see.
You ready for the number?
Four-six...Copy !req
53. - Charge it to the room.
- Missus and Missus Gordon.Copy !req
54. - Ugh.Copy !req
55. - Send our regards to whatever
shitty tabloid you work for!Copy !req
56. And tell Ben Affleck
I upper-decked his
fancy soda stream!Copy !req
57. - Champagne, my queen?Copy !req
58. Harls, I gotta tell ya,
this trip you have
planned for us—Copy !req
59. Call her by her name.Copy !req
60. Right, the "Eat Bang
Kill Tour," is just so sweet,Copy !req
61. it's so fun,
and then raunchy...Copy !req
62. and then a little scary.Copy !req
63. I know, it's going to be
hard to topCopy !req
64. punching a bunch of
Buckingham guards
in the dick though.Copy !req
65. Oh, oh,
tell me your favorite part.Copy !req
66. Um, I really liked walking
through the Queen's
rose garden.Copy !req
67. Each rose totally blooming
to her full potential.Copy !req
68. I'm like what is
this woman's secret...Copy !req
69. It's all about
the sprinkler schedule.Copy !req
70. Who said that?Copy !req
71. - Queen Elizabeth the second?Copy !req
72. - How did she get in here?
- She shoved me in a bag.Copy !req
73. Happy two-week anniversary!Copy !req
74. Oh, wow, wow, Harls.Copy !req
75. - What you... You don't like it?
- No, I do. I do.Copy !req
76. I like it.Copy !req
77. - It's so pleasurable
to meet you, your majesty.Copy !req
78. Aren't people going to be,
like, looking for her?
I just took my bra off.Copy !req
79. I gotcha, Ive.
We'll wrap this thing up quick!Copy !req
80. Let's commemorate
with an emergency photo shoot.Copy !req
81. - Kiss under the missile
for good luck, Ive!Copy !req
82. Okay, okay,
I think we got the shot!
Time to lose our tail.Copy !req
83. It's been real,
your majesty! Later!Copy !req
84. - Watch the— Harley, no!Copy !req
85. Yeah, she's got
an invisible parachute.Copy !req
86. I am gonna choose
not to question that.Copy !req
87. The potholes, the sinkholes,
toxic puddles, super squirrels,
exploding sewers,Copy !req
88. haunted crosswalks,
we've got children
driving busses,Copy !req
89. pregnant rats on every corner,Copy !req
90. it costs $38 to mail a letter—
Personally, I loaded up on
forever stamps in high school,Copy !req
91. but not everyone's
smart like that.Copy !req
92. - So is that a question or?Copy !req
93. If you're elected mayor,
how the hell you gonna
fix all this, Gordon?Copy !req
94. Cheryl, you're my lieutenant!Copy !req
95. I've got step-kids to feed
and you're blowing
our tax moneyCopy !req
96. on tanks, robocops,
and GCPD branded water bottles.Copy !req
97. Eh, we paid for it with
the library tax.Copy !req
98. Most people are only in there
to use the bathroom, anyway.Copy !req
99. - Why's everybody mad at me?Copy !req
100. The biggest existential threat
to Gotham is criminals
like Harley QuinnCopy !req
101. and Poison Ivy,
who continue to wreak havoc.Copy !req
102. I'll do whatever it takes
to bring them to justice.Copy !req
103. Mayor, you have 30 seconds
to respond.Copy !req
104. Your police budget
is out of control.Copy !req
105. - You're the mayor!
You approved my budget!Copy !req
106. - Lame!
- Boo yourself!Copy !req
107. Hold on! I've dedicated my life
to trying to keep this
piece of shit city safe!Copy !req
108. - You stink!
- Nuh-uh!Copy !req
109. Hashtag team Harlivy!Copy !req
110. - You suck!Copy !req
111. I'll bring Harley and Ivy
to justice, and then
you'll change your tune!Copy !req
112. Everyone's gonna be
whistlin' Jimmy Gordon baby!Copy !req
113. - Fuck you!
- No, fuck you!Copy !req
114. I think that went pretty well.
What do you think?Copy !req
115. Can you believe it's been
16 whole days since we've
been together?Copy !req
116. I'm sorry,
who's flying this plane?Copy !req
117. - It's on autopilot.
Oh, shit, wait, hold on.Copy !req
118. - Okay, now it's on autopilot.Copy !req
119. I know I've been showering you
with super thoughtful gifts
to an almost exhausting degree,Copy !req
120. but get ready 'cause this
next one's gonna
blow your skirt up.Copy !req
121. But it's also very chill.Copy !req
122. We've been doing all this
intense bad guy fighting,
which you do often enjoy,Copy !req
123. but there's this whole other
side to you which is like,Copy !req
124. plants! And I love that, too.Copy !req
125. Surprise!Copy !req
126. Ugh! No! I thought I smelled
stone-age pollen.
Why did you bring me here?Copy !req
127. Uh, what?
You built this beautiful place.
It's your baby.Copy !req
128. I thought you'd get excited
and maybe we'd mess around
a little bit.Copy !req
129. Come on,
let's have sex in your baby!Copy !req
130. I— I brought you here
because I thought
it would inspire you.Copy !req
131. Harley, it's not inspiring,
it's— It's a total failure.Copy !req
132. I... I had this dumb idea
to terraform Earth using
prehistoric plants.Copy !req
133. Ah!Copy !req
134. You know and then
I called it Edin
with an "I" for Ivy.Copy !req
135. That's so cute!Copy !req
136. Okay, the name's not great.
But the— But the idea is!Copy !req
137. I worked on it for like way
too long, and then I could only
grow this one shitty acre—Copy !req
138. Of the most beautiful jungle
anyone's ever seen! My girl!Copy !req
139. No, I failed over
and over again.Copy !req
140. I designed it, like, ten years
ago, the colors are so dated.
Oh, my God!Copy !req
141. I feel like I'm in, like,
an Urban Outfitters
sale section.Copy !req
142. Hey. Neon is back!
Some people say
it never went away.Copy !req
143. Ivy, you spent the last
two years helping me
with my stupid bullshitCopy !req
144. and making chili with your ex.Copy !req
145. Yeah. I also died
and was resurrected.Copy !req
146. Yes, exactly.
You are a badass evil villain.Copy !req
147. You should mold the world
to your vision.Copy !req
148. It's time to focus on
what you want.Copy !req
149. Since we're here,
it's at least worth
looking around, right?Copy !req
150. I mean, the root system
does look pretty strong.Copy !req
151. I used to be so into that.Copy !req
152. - Okay. Fine.Copy !req
153. - We can look around.
But let's make it quick.Copy !req
154. - Oh, my God! Babe!
- What? What?Copy !req
155. Did the queen find us?
Do we need to finish her off?Copy !req
156. Start an
international incident?Copy !req
157. I just negotiated
the correct pH in
the groundwater!Copy !req
158. Oh, cool, I'm loving
how inspired you are.Copy !req
159. Bee-tee-dubs, in case
other people ask me,
what's the wi-fi here?Copy !req
160. There's no wi-fi in Edin—
That's like the whole point.Copy !req
161. A paradise that reverses
all the damage humans
have done to the environment.Copy !req
162. Where ancient plants
can finally bloom
to their full potential!Copy !req
163. Totally!Copy !req
164. Reclaiming every inch
from toxic factories,Copy !req
165. fast food chains.
Bravolebrities!Copy !req
166. But not the ones that make
their own wine, right?Copy !req
167. I cannot go back to buying
based on the label.
No fucking way.Copy !req
168. Just imagine, you and me,
sitting in the sun,
living off the nectars.Copy !req
169. We don't have to run from
anybody or bash any heads in.Copy !req
170. Um, yeah,
yeah, that is so cool.Copy !req
171. You know, I don't need to
bash people's heads in
or have wi-fi.Copy !req
172. I can just sit here.
Maybe I'll learn to
talk to flowers or something.Copy !req
173. And this mind control device?
Who needs it!Copy !req
174. Oh, look at this soil!Copy !req
175. The Staghorn fern
is self-propagating,Copy !req
176. so if I can get the right
acidity levels...Copy !req
177. And then, who knows,
Terraforming could be possible!Copy !req
178. Ooh! An unknown number,
maybe it's a telemarketer,
I'd better answer it!Copy !req
179. Hello, outside world!Copy !req
180. Oh, hey, girl! It's King Shark.Copy !req
181. OMG K.S. Bang Bang!
What's happening in Gotham?
Tell me all the hot goss!Copy !req
182. Well, funny you should ask,Copy !req
183. we're being tortured.
So, how are things with you?Copy !req
184. Wait— You're being tortured?
By who?Copy !req
185. Oh, I hate to be a spoilsport
but me and Clayface
are incarcerated.Copy !req
186. Gordon nabbed us
at the wedding.Copy !req
187. He's holding us in Arkham.Copy !req
188. But if you're too busy
to rescue us, we understand—Copy !req
189. No! We'll be right there!Copy !req
190. Ivy! I've got
some terrible news!Copy !req
191. So, let's just in and out,
no extra drama.Copy !req
192. My seedlings are just
in a crucial stage
and I want to get back ASAP.Copy !req
193. Oh, yeah, me, too, can't miss
the crucial seedling stage.Copy !req
194. You know, as soon as we make
Gordon pay for messing
with our crew!Copy !req
195. Let's skip Arkham
and crash this jet
right into Gordon's houseCopy !req
196. and slaughter
his entire family!Copy !req
197. Honey, I know you haven't
punched anyone in the dick
in two days,Copy !req
198. but we have to be
smart about this.Copy !req
199. Actually, yesterday there was
a fox that tried to take
a shit too close to me. So...Copy !req
200. Gordon could be
using him as bait.Copy !req
201. A shark as bait? Ha!
That is so fucked up.
God, you're smart!Copy !req
202. This is why we make
a great team.Copy !req
203. You with your brilliantly
thought out strategies
and plant goddess superpowers,Copy !req
204. and me with...Copy !req
205. - You gonna fill that part in?
- What?Copy !req
206. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry.
I was just...Copy !req
207. - Your hair looks
really good today.
- I know, right?Copy !req
208. The shark found the phone
we planted and called Harley
just like we thought he would.Copy !req
209. I bring down Harley and Ivy,
no one's gonna be complaining
about the potholes,Copy !req
210. the sinkholes, toxic puddles,
exploding sewers, haunted...Copy !req
211. This is torture!
Let me out of here!Copy !req
212. Chin up, buddy!
Before you know it,
Harley is going to bust us out.Copy !req
213. She better do it soon.Copy !req
214. I have an audition in six hours
for the new Thomas Wayne
biographical picture!Copy !req
215. "A Hard Wayne's Gonna Fall."Copy !req
216. Another movie about
a bipedal billionaire.Copy !req
217. And a trashy reboot at that.Copy !req
218. Stop it! That puckish auteur
James Gunn,Copy !req
219. is spreading his wings
into the horizons of
award season drama!Copy !req
220. If you can't make the audition,
why don't you just
submit a tape?Copy !req
221. We could just use the phone
that suspiciously showed upCopy !req
222. in my French bread
pizza at lunch.Copy !req
223. Oh, like now?Copy !req
224. Hello. Clayface. Arkham Asylum.
Five to seven feet tall,Copy !req
225. or whatever suits the role
of "Thug Number Three."Copy !req
226. Willing to shave. Anywhere.Copy !req
227. Is this gonna be much longer?
I gotta go pick up
a prescription for my lizard.Copy !req
228. Pay dirt!Copy !req
229. - Freeze!Copy !req
230. I'm getting nervous about
Britney and Kylie's
improv skills with Gordon.Copy !req
231. They're trained professionals.
I'm sure they're gonna buy us
at least another five minutes.Copy !req
232. Oh, no!
Have we been bad?Copy !req
233. Ooh, we need
someone to punish us.Copy !req
234. Not Commissioner Gordon!Copy !req
235. Ooh, we respect
and fear him so much.Copy !req
236. Something about this
doesn't seem right.Copy !req
237. Hold on, let's hear them out.Copy !req
238. What the? Adult film actresses
Kylie Kryptonite
and Britney Bionic?Copy !req
239. - I'm a huge fan!
- Loved you in
the "Drilling Joke."Copy !req
240. - Sign my gun?
- Can I get an autograph?
It's for my husband.Copy !req
241. Wait. This is where you drugged
and kidnapped me to help me
escape an abusive relationship.Copy !req
242. Harlivy!Copy !req
243. - Shark face!Copy !req
244. You look radiant!Copy !req
245. Oh, thanks! We've been doing
a ton of fucking.Copy !req
246. To the jet! Quick!Copy !req
247. God, I can't believe
I just said that,
that was so lame.Copy !req
248. Should I try that again?
You know what, nevermind,
let's just go.Copy !req
249. Watch where
you're going, Karen!Copy !req
250. Excuse you, bitch!
You just bumped
into Poison Ivy.Copy !req
251. One of the premier
supervillains in this world,Copy !req
252. newly inspired for some really
cool shit she's working on.Copy !req
253. And my BFF GFF slash—
Hottest woman alive.Copy !req
254. Supervillain? Ha!
She hasn't done anything
evil in years!Copy !req
255. Where the fuck
do you get off? You—Copy !req
256. - Come on, Harley, let's go.Copy !req
257. - Yeah.
- You're not coming with?Copy !req
258. We're gonna jet back to
Edin and continue the important
work we were doingCopy !req
259. with the leaves
and measuring them...Copy !req
260. Probably having lunch
at some point...Copy !req
261. Then maybe,
maybe more leaf inspections...Copy !req
262. And you're enjoying that?Copy !req
263. Oh, yeah! I love chaos
but I also love plants.
Just like my lady.Copy !req
264. Harley, I mean, if you
want to hang with them,
you don't have to come...Copy !req
265. Are you kidding?
There's nothing I'd rather do
than listen to baeCopy !req
266. talk about chlorophyll
for a couple of weeks.Copy !req
267. So I won't be needing these...Copy !req
268. The nuclear codes expire
on Tuesday. Miss ya, mean it!Copy !req
269. Stop by whenever and also
call me if anything
cool happensCopy !req
270. and even anything uncool
happens I don't want
to miss out. Bye!Copy !req
271. - Huh?
- Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
272. You're what the French
call "Les Incompetents."Copy !req
273. - That's a little—
- Losing Harley and Ivy again,Copy !req
274. and now half the GCPD
is suspended for the shit
they posted on social mediaCopy !req
275. with pornstars.
I should have your badge!Copy !req
276. We'll let the people decide
who's gonna take whose jobCopy !req
277. when I kick your butt
in the election.Copy !req
278. You don't stand
a chance.Copy !req
279. Just ask my campaign manager.Copy !req
280. - What? How could you
do this to me?Copy !req
281. - Do you know what my name is?Copy !req
282. - Harvey Dent.
- Right, but my moniker?Copy !req
283. Oh!
I still don't get it.Copy !req
284. Ooh! Big whoops. Whatevs.Copy !req
285. Enjoy your seventh term,
Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
286. Just know this open sewer
of a city and its shit problems
are all yoursCopy !req
287. and I hope you
choke on 'em.Copy !req
288. - Stupid squirrel!Copy !req
289. Ah, damn kid bus drivers!Copy !req
290. Live by the polls,
die by the polls. Poetic.Copy !req
291. Good news is
I just became available again.Copy !req
292. No!Copy !req
293. I just put the tea kettle on,
do you want chamomile
or jasmine?Copy !req
294. - What?Copy !req
295. - Nothing.Copy !req
296. - What is that noise?
- Well, I mean, it is our 18th
day anniversary.Copy !req
297. I'll give it to you later.
Actually no,
I'll give it to you now.Copy !req
298. - So what is it with you
and, like, bags of people?Copy !req
299. Surprise!Copy !req
300. Oh, my gosh. Harley!
Do you know who this is?Copy !req
301. Yeah, it's the munch
who said you weren't evil!Copy !req
302. Let's feed her to a plant
or something!Copy !req
303. Give her an unflattering
haircut for her face shape!Copy !req
304. Show her you are
the baddest bitch
on the planet!Copy !req
305. She's head
of the Suicide Squad.Copy !req
306. Oh, so you're Amanda Waller?Copy !req
307. Oh, whoa, we need to make
a Gotham yearbook or something.Copy !req
308. I know the names but not
the faces, but sometimes
the faces and not the names.Copy !req
309. - Harls.Copy !req
310. You never returned my emails.Copy !req
311. Yeah, thanks for the t-shirts
and all, but the only squad
I'm joining is Cobb.Copy !req
312. Yet you still refuse
to get the tattoo.Copy !req
313. What's your damage, Waller?Copy !req
314. Always perving on supervillains
and putting bombs
in their heads.Copy !req
315. You think you're hot shit
but no one's above being
rude to my bae! Now apologize.Copy !req
316. You think you can kidnap me
without repercussions?Copy !req
317. I eat repercussions
for breakfast!Copy !req
318. Harley, why are you stirring up
drama right now?Copy !req
319. We are supposed to be checking
mitochondrial reactions.Copy !req
320. - This is not drama, okay?Copy !req
321. What's she gonna do?
She's wearing a pencil skirt.Copy !req
322. You dance with me, you dance
with the entirety of a team
of renegadesCopy !req
323. who take on the dirty jobs
the U.S. Government
won't even do.Copy !req
324. Captain Boomerang.Copy !req
325. Killer Croc.Copy !req
326. Enchantress.Copy !req
327. Deadshot.Copy !req
328. Katana.Copy !req
329. Together they are,
The Suicide Squad.Copy !req
330. Some of the meanest psychos
who are alerted whenever
Amanda WallerCopy !req
331. sends out the signal.Copy !req
332. Which you did
about two hours ago.Copy !req
333. That's pretty cool, eh?
P.R. put it together.Copy !req
334. Oh, they want your notes
by end of day. No rush.Copy !req
335. Uh, hey! Can I see it?Copy !req
336. Oh, sure, yeah,
I'll send you the link.
Right after I kill ya.Copy !req
337. You kill us? You didn't even
make the montage!Copy !req
338. Where's everybody else?Copy !req
339. Oh, uh, P.R. has the A-team
overthrowing a dictatorCopy !req
340. in Central America. But...Copy !req
341. I am Plastique.
And I'm "the bomb."Copy !req
342. Oh, fuck me.Copy !req
343. Oh, I've got butterflies
of excitement!Copy !req
344. Oh, no, I'm going to faint.Copy !req
345. Pull yourself together, man!Copy !req
346. Do you want to get cast
as Thug Number Three or not?Copy !req
347. Yes! Playing a minor character
in a billion-dollar franchiseCopy !req
348. is every actor's dream!Copy !req
349. - There we go.
Warm up that instrument.Copy !req
350. Keep going. Oh, you definitely
couldn't have done this
alone in the car.Copy !req
351. "Quit ya yappin'
or the tooth fairy is gonna
need to do a little, uh...Copy !req
352. She's gonna come
and collect her—Copy !req
353. Uh, tooth, uh, fee."Copy !req
354. I'm sorry,
can I try it a different way?Copy !req
355. That was great! No notes!
Thanks so much!Copy !req
356. Please, I have
incredible range!Copy !req
357. I'm perfect for this role,Copy !req
358. but if not,
I can be anyone else.Copy !req
359. A shocked bystander?Copy !req
360. A lost tourist?Copy !req
361. An uncredited limo driver?Copy !req
362. I need this job.
I'll lose my SAG insurance
and the screeners!Copy !req
363. I use the elaborate boxes
they send them to store
my leftovers.Copy !req
364. How will I keep
my egg salad fresh?Copy !req
365. That sounds like a you problem.Copy !req
366. Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
367. You already said that...Copy !req
368. Ugh, God.
This chair is killing me.Copy !req
369. Can you get me one that doesn't
make my ass fall asleep?Copy !req
370. One with lumbar
support perhaps?Copy !req
371. Please, James Gunn, sit on me!Copy !req
372. Oh. Ooh!Copy !req
373. Well, Mister Face,
what would you say to a jobCopy !req
374. on set as the director's chair?Copy !req
375. God, you look like a pile
of shit but you feel like
a pile of clouds!Copy !req
376. Bombs away!Copy !req
377. Too slow, eh?Copy !req
378. - Ivy!Copy !req
379. We really shouldn't have given
away all our weapons.Copy !req
380. We could use those
nuclear codes about now!Copy !req
381. - Here!
- Aww, but I gave that to you
for our three-day anniversary!Copy !req
382. Well, eat scepter,
Plastique!Copy !req
383. Ouch! God damn it.
Now we get serious!Copy !req
384. - Oh, I think I've
heard of Plastique.Copy !req
385. She's like a failed Canadian
political terrorist, right?Copy !req
386. I didn't know Canada
made terrorists.Copy !req
387. Chirp away, hosers!
I almost blew up
a super-soldier lab!Copy !req
388. Oh, is that before or after you
stole Carmen Sandiego's coat.Copy !req
389. God, you know
I meant that as an insult,
but I do love her.Copy !req
390. - Eat ash!Copy !req
391. - My ranunculus!Copy !req
392. I hope you're ready to be
in a new montage. In Memoriam!Copy !req
393. I was born for it!Copy !req
394. Oh, hang on, it's gotta, yeah,
it does this little blinkie
thing before it explo—Copy !req
395. It's gone.Copy !req
396. It's all gone.Copy !req
397. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
398. Wait! Look, look!
It's not all dead.Copy !req
399. Ew!Copy !req
400. If I hadn't kidnapped
Amanda Waller none of this
would've happened.Copy !req
401. I'm addicted to drama!Copy !req
402. It's fine, it's fine, Harley.Copy !req
403. Edin was doomed to fail.Copy !req
404. No! I saw how happy you were,
tinkering with your shiny treesCopy !req
405. and the wet hunks of grass.Copy !req
406. And all the green stuff.Copy !req
407. Oh. Wow, please never
describe nature again.Copy !req
408. Look, there's nothing
I want more thanCopy !req
409. to terraform the world.Copy !req
410. To take it back
from humans, but...Copy !req
411. It just can't be done.
At least not by me.Copy !req
412. That is bullshit. You can do it
because now... You have me.Copy !req
413. Harley, I saw
how bored you were.Copy !req
414. It's okay if we don't
do everything together.Copy !req
415. Disagree! These last
19-and-a-half daysCopy !req
416. have been the most
emotionally dope of my life.Copy !req
417. I know the Eat Bang Kill Tour
can't go on forever.Copy !req
418. So let's get serious.Copy !req
419. I am all in!
I want what you want.Copy !req
420. Please let me help you
see your beautiful evil
plot through.Copy !req
421. Please, let's plant
some shit, please?Copy !req
422. You really think
I can do this, peanut?Copy !req
423. Yes! Totally! Partners in crime
in every sense of the word.Copy !req
424. - BFFs GFFs, right?Copy !req
425. Harley and Ivy
take over the fucking world!Copy !req
426. I'll put on the tea kettle.Copy !req
427. Happy 19th-day anniversary.Copy !req