1. Oh, hey.
I didn't see you there.Copy !req
2. I'm Lex Luthor,Copy !req
3. and I'm here to tell youCopy !req
4. a little bit about
the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
5. The LOD
is a supportive communityCopy !req
6. of elite supervillainsCopy !req
7. dedicated to making the world
a worse place.Copy !req
8. We've been behind
some of the most evil plotsCopy !req
9. of the 21st century.Copy !req
10. Hey, Black Manta.Copy !req
11. - What's that?Copy !req
12. They're waiting
for the new recruits
right next door?Copy !req
13. Looks like
you better get in there.Copy !req
14. And make sure you bad guys
bring a good attitude.Copy !req
15. Hey, that's you!Copy !req
16. What did you say
to Black MantaCopy !req
17. to elicit such rage?Copy !req
18. Nothing racist.Copy !req
19. Guys, pull it together.Copy !req
20. We are about to join...Copy !req
21. The Legion of Doom.Copy !req
22. Welcome home, Harley.Copy !req
23. And that's
all the time we have.Copy !req
24. Oh, and my apologies to BaneCopy !req
25. who wanted to do some magic.Copy !req
26. It was going to be
a spectacle.Copy !req
27. I'd like to say something.Copy !req
28. Oh, my God!Copy !req
29. When I heard we were
letting in Harley Quinn,Copy !req
30. I thought...Copy !req
31. No one deserves
this opportunityCopy !req
32. more than she does.Copy !req
33. - Oh this guy.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
34. But didn't he try to
kill you multiple times?Copy !req
35. I know, I know.Copy !req
36. I tried to kill you
multiple times,Copy !req
37. but frankly, Harley,Copy !req
38. now you're the one
killing it.Copy !req
39. - Wow...Copy !req
40. Oh, I've seen this before.Copy !req
41. It's just like the time
my ex, Sandra, called me upCopy !req
42. after I lost 20 pounds.Copy !req
43. Where were you
when I was still 2,750, Sandra?Copy !req
44. Where were you?Copy !req
45. I needed love then.Copy !req
46. Promise us you will not
make us the Jen AnistonCopy !req
47. to your Bradley Pitt's
feverish pursuit of co-starCopy !req
48. Ann-halina Yo-lee.Copy !req
49. Wow, that's a lot to unpack.Copy !req
50. Guys, guys, come on!
Give me a little credit here.Copy !req
51. Joker saying
a few nice things about meCopy !req
52. ain't gonna make me see him
any different, okay?Copy !req
53. Pick a card.Copy !req
54. When my mind's set, it is set.Copy !req
55. Hell, they blew out three
electric shock machines
at ArkhamCopy !req
56. trying to get through to me.Copy !req
57. I am done giving that clown
second chances.Copy !req
58. Is your cardCopy !req
59. the three of hearts?Copy !req
60. - No.
- Fuck!Copy !req
61. Okay, look. I know
the last time we talked,Copy !req
62. it was... Shitty.Copy !req
63. But, you know, I feel like
maybe we have an opportunity
to start over here.Copy !req
64. Hmm.Copy !req
65. Okay. We can
build off "hmm."Copy !req
66. I also, obviously,
would like to apologizeCopy !req
67. for saying
you're jealous of meCopy !req
68. and that you got
no friends and that—Copy !req
69. All right, thank you.
I remember what you said.Copy !req
70. I know you were just
trying to protect me, and...Copy !req
71. Listen, I am gonna do
the same for you, okay?Copy !req
72. Just 'cause
I'm a card carryin' memberCopy !req
73. of the Legion of Doom now—Copy !req
74. Fuck that place in the ass.Copy !req
75. Yes. For sure.
Although, listen...Copy !req
76. I am working thereCopy !req
77. and I hope it doesn't
affect our friendship.Copy !req
78. I would be dead without you.Copy !req
79. Like, a lot.Copy !req
80. I do not disagree with that.Copy !req
81. I mean, I'm glad
you're not dead, but...Copy !req
82. I don't know, it just...Copy !req
83. It felt like you were so ready
to abandon me.Copy !req
84. I would never do that.Copy !req
85. I will always be there for ya.Copy !req
86. I will always smash thingsCopy !req
87. you might need smashed, Ive.Copy !req
88. Wait, I know that look.Copy !req
89. Is there something
you need smashed?Copy !req
90. Come on, Ive, there's gotta be
something you need smashed.Copy !req
91. There is... There is something
actually, I've been working on.Copy !req
92. I knew it! You're gonna do
something evil.Copy !req
93. That is great!Copy !req
94. Yeah. You know, I mean,
if we're still categorizingCopy !req
95. fighting to protect
the environment as "evil,"Copy !req
96. then sure.Copy !req
97. At our new state-of-the-art manufacturing plant in Gotham,Copy !req
98. we're building the machines
to revolutionizeCopy !req
99. the development
of our beautiful city.Copy !req
100. Join us in paving
the way togetherCopy !req
101. to a better Gotham.Copy !req
102. I'm gonna destroy it.Copy !req
103. Ooh, you're still
fired up, Ive.Copy !req
104. You are glowing.Copy !req
105. Count me in on destroying
this new factory.Copy !req
106. Really? Great.Copy !req
107. Okay. Let's meet up
on Friday night
and go over a plan.Copy !req
108. Oh, no, no, no, no.
I got this.Copy !req
109. The Legion gave me
a corporate cardCopy !req
110. and said I can expense
any mealCopy !req
111. where I talk about
doing something evil.Copy !req
112. Yeah, once again, it's just...
We're saving plants,Copy !req
113. we're not actually
doing something evil...Copy !req
114. You know what?Copy !req
115. Thanks, Harls.Copy !req
116. We added a little something
we thought you might enjoy.Copy !req
117. Oh, it's beautiful!Copy !req
118. - What's the thread count?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
119. It's under the sheet,
you dry turd!Copy !req
120. Oh, my God!Copy !req
121. So thoughtful.Copy !req
122. You got mahogany,
oak, pine...Copy !req
123. And... Just one chair.Copy !req
124. Where are the rest of us
supposed to sit?Copy !req
125. Oh, we have special offices
for all of you.Copy !req
126. My assistant cultural attache,Copy !req
127. Esteban, will take you.Copy !req
128. Why, hello, Esteban!Copy !req
129. And from what exotic pueblitoCopy !req
130. on the Iberian Peninsula
might you derive?Copy !req
131. It's Steve,
and I'm from Tulsa.Copy !req
132. I don't know why
Mr. Luthor calls me that,Copy !req
133. but he always does.Copy !req
134. Follow me.Copy !req
135. Okay.
Come on.Copy !req
136. I know where I'm going.Copy !req
137. I remember
where my old office is.Copy !req
138. Yeah, that's been filled.Copy !req
139. We have something else for you.Copy !req
140. Why did you hit down
on the elevator?Copy !req
141. And here we are.Copy !req
142. No, no. No, no,
I know this place.Copy !req
143. This is where they keep
the goons and the henchmen.Copy !req
144. Right. Like you.Copy !req
145. We're not goons.Copy !req
146. We're not henchmen.Copy !req
147. We have powers.Copy !req
148. That's right. I am an actor!Copy !req
149. You are not an actor.Copy !req
150. You are a huge pile of clayCopy !req
151. that can turn
into anything you want.Copy !req
152. He is a giant half-shark man.Copy !req
153. And I am a telepath.Copy !req
154. We have actual powers!Copy !req
155. Uh, calm down,
Dr. Guy.Copy !req
156. This is where
you're supposed to be,
and you're lucky.Copy !req
157. Touch whatever you want.
Everything's broken.Copy !req
158. Goons, you're with me.Copy !req
159. The hell we are!Copy !req
160. We work for Harley.Copy !req
161. And now, for me, too.Copy !req
162. I've signed you out
for a very important mission.Copy !req
163. I got a razzy zazzy for "Bang."Copy !req
164. It's Bane!Copy !req
165. You know it's Bane.Copy !req
166. I'm here everyday, Todd.Copy !req
167. Goddamn millennials.Copy !req
168. Whatever, Bang!Copy !req
169. So, we're blowing up Todd
after dinner.Copy !req
170. Don't eat so much
you get lethargic,Copy !req
171. but eat enough
that you don't get faintyCopy !req
172. 'cause I do not bring snacks.Copy !req
173. The streets will run
with razzy zazzy.Copy !req
174. And thanks to Black Manta
for the bagels.Copy !req
175. There's only cinnamon raisins!Copy !req
176. You know I hate raisins!Copy !req
177. Oh! Wait.
Here's an everything.Copy !req
178. So, Harley,Copy !req
179. every week we meet
to pitch our evil ideas.Copy !req
180. This is where
we get approvalCopy !req
181. for the use
of Legion resourcesCopy !req
182. like goons and getaway cars.Copy !req
183. And s'plosions!Copy !req
184. I have no idea what the fuck
"s'plosions" are, Bane,Copy !req
185. but we do have explosives.Copy !req
186. So this is the place to get
creative feedback on ideas.Copy !req
187. Exactly.Copy !req
188. We modelled it after the way
they do things at Pixar.Copy !req
189. I wish they would make
another Up movie.Copy !req
190. They can't.Copy !req
191. The story was over
at the end of the first.Copy !req
192. Unless,Copy !req
193. the kid is the old man
in the sequel.Copy !req
194. Oh, that's fun!Copy !req
195. That's a good one.Copy !req
196. Can we stop
with the nonsense, please?Copy !req
197. - Who wants to start?
- Okay!Copy !req
198. So, I want to build
a giant towerCopy !req
199. with my face on it.Copy !req
200. Loving this.Copy !req
201. My quote unquote "mouth"
opens up...Copy !req
202. Boom! Reveals a giant TV.Copy !req
203. What's on it? Me!Copy !req
204. I open with a joke,Copy !req
205. threaten Gotham,
you get the rest.Copy !req
206. I need 800 million,
but I can do it for six.Copy !req
207. Six hundred million!
I mean, that's a bargain.Copy !req
208. I... I'm still trying
to get a chair.Copy !req
209. Shall we move to approve?Copy !req
210. - Harley?
- I don't get it.Copy !req
211. You don't... Get it?Copy !req
212. Well, for starters,
why do you need a tower?Copy !req
213. Right?
If you want to get on TV,Copy !req
214. why don't you just take over
the airwaves
like everybody else?Copy !req
215. Because everyone else
has already done it.Copy !req
216. - Fucking Bane's done it.
- Yeah, I done it.Copy !req
217. Okay, well then, why not just
take over an existing tower?Copy !req
218. Why are we building
a new tower?Copy !req
219. Because a regular tower
doesn't have a fire poleCopy !req
220. that goes from top
to the bottom, that's why.Copy !req
221. That's a bit garish, innit?
Why do you need that?Copy !req
222. Because I'm the Joker!Copy !req
223. Hmm.Copy !req
224. Feels a little like you
came up with the frosting...Copy !req
225. - Before you baked the cake.
- Exactly.Copy !req
226. Thank you, Harley.Copy !req
227. You haven't baked the cake.Copy !req
228. Why don't you come back to us
after you bake the cake,Copy !req
229. huh, Joker?Copy !req
230. Fine.Copy !req
231. I'll bake the fucking cake.Copy !req
232. You know, it's not...
It's refreshing.Copy !req
233. I am glad thatCopy !req
234. someone finally stood up
to that clown.Copy !req
235. Oh! Hey, Joker.Copy !req
236. I was just telling Harley
how uncool she was.Copy !req
237. Being in the meeting earlierCopy !req
238. - and having the gall—Copy !req
239. It's leaking everywhere.Copy !req
240. About that meeting,
I wanted to say—Copy !req
241. - Look, if you came here
to yell at me then—
- Thank you!Copy !req
242. - Uh, what?
- That plan needed work.Copy !req
243. I'm going to put the time in,Copy !req
244. and really make it
something special.Copy !req
245. But I'm happy
I finally have someone hereCopy !req
246. with the guts
to stand up to me.Copy !req
247. Maybe we could grab a drink
so I could pick your brainCopy !req
248. with this whole giant-tower-
with-my-face-on-it thing.Copy !req
249. Yeah, I don't think so.Copy !req
250. A work drink.Copy !req
251. I could give you the lowdown
on how to game the system here.Copy !req
252. Really? And not have sex
with each other?Copy !req
253. Harley, please!
I'm blushing.Copy !req
254. We're colleagues now.Copy !req
255. You don't see me having sex
with Scarecrow or Bane.Copy !req
256. The answer's, no, I don't...Copy !req
257. Do that with them.Copy !req
258. Just a work drink.
Think about it.Copy !req
259. Harley, we have a problem.Copy !req
260. They put us in the goon poo-el.Copy !req
261. - Ooh, that sounds fun.
- Fun?Copy !req
262. It's not the fun kind of pool.Copy !req
263. They're treating us
like we're common henchmenCopy !req
264. and we have to work
for anyone who asks.Copy !req
265. - Including Bane.
- Bane!Copy !req
266. - What?Copy !req
267. Bane? Ugh!
We only work together.Copy !req
268. Well, they're saying something
entirely different.Copy !req
269. Don't worry. You won't be
working for Bane, I promise.Copy !req
270. Ugh, I just gotta figure out
how to game the system here.Copy !req
271. And how, pray tell,
will you do that?Copy !req
272. I'll pray tell a colleague
about it.Copy !req
273. So...Copy !req
274. I've been paying
this smoothie kidCopy !req
275. to keep writing "Bang"
on all his orders.Copy !req
276. Oh, my God,Copy !req
277. that's the guy
Bane wants to blow up.Copy !req
278. Oh! That's fantastic.Copy !req
279. You know,
everyone remembers me
for the big crimes,Copy !req
280. the murders, the cripplings,Copy !req
281. but it's the little ones
that keep me going.Copy !req
282. That's hilarious.Copy !req
283. If it was hilarious,
you'd be laughing.Copy !req
284. You can't just say
something's hilarious.Copy !req
285. That's the worst
kind of audience.Copy !req
286. Sorry,
I got a lot on my mind.Copy !req
287. You know,
Bane wants to use my crewCopy !req
288. to blow up that smoothie kid,
and they're pissed.Copy !req
289. Who do I talk to
to get them out of that?Copy !req
290. Um, me.Copy !req
291. I'll talk to Lex.Copy !req
292. He wants to keep you happy.
You're an asset.Copy !req
293. - Really? He thinks that?
- Everyone thinks that.Copy !req
294. You're a big deal.
You're Harley Quinn!Copy !req
295. Wow, I...Copy !req
296. - Wow! Holy shit!Copy !req
297. Thanks.Copy !req
298. Wait, wait,
wait, wait.Copy !req
299. So your ass is gonna take down
that place by yourself?Copy !req
300. There's not a plant around it.Copy !req
301. First of all,
I am a capable metahumanCopy !req
302. who doesn't always
need the plants.Copy !req
303. And also,
Harley's gonna show upCopy !req
304. and, like, smash some people
with her bat, too.Copy !req
305. Harley? I don't see Harley
around here.Copy !req
306. You know who I see?Copy !req
307. Frank. I'm ready
to fuck some shit up.Copy !req
308. You're in a pot, Frank.
I'd have to carry you.Copy !req
309. So what?
I carry you emotionally.Copy !req
310. We all carry shit.Copy !req
311. You bring me in there
and I'll show you some damage.Copy !req
312. How, Frank? What am I gonna,
like, throw you at peopleCopy !req
313. and you're gonna eat them?Copy !req
314. Boom! Look at that.
We just figured it out.Copy !req
315. Thanks, but I think
Harley and I can take care
of this.Copy !req
316. Like the way
you took care of that outfit?Copy !req
317. - Why? What's wrong with it?Copy !req
318. You see fabulous,
I see fugly.Copy !req
319. You got to diversify
your color palette, woman!Copy !req
320. Spice that shit up!Copy !req
321. Add a fun hat.Copy !req
322. Maybe a little blush
on your cheeks and shit.Copy !req
323. See? See, see,
I don't just eat people.Copy !req
324. Hurtful words are another
weapon in my arsenal.Copy !req
325. And you just got
a verbal ass whooping.Copy !req
326. So, how have you been?Copy !req
327. Oh, you know,
same old, same old.Copy !req
328. Murdering, hijacking,
WMDs, arson.Copy !req
329. Ooh, I've been rewatching
a lot of Scrubs.Copy !req
330. What happened to Zach Braff?Copy !req
331. Wait, wait.
Didn't we kill himCopy !req
332. when we took that
movie studio hostage?Copy !req
333. Remember, we were
trying to force himCopy !req
334. to remake classic movies,
but with cats?Copy !req
335. Ha! I'm telling you,Copy !req
336. "Cats-ablanca" would have
blown the original
out of the water.Copy !req
337. Anyway, I think
Zach Braff is alive.Copy !req
338. - Oh.
- Just not working.Copy !req
339. - Ah!
- Oh, Harley...Copy !req
340. We had some fun
back in the day, didn't we?Copy !req
341. Oh, we sure did.Copy !req
342. Mmm.Copy !req
343. All right, you know,
I really better get going.Copy !req
344. Sorry to interrupt,Copy !req
345. but I, like,
totally ship you guys.Copy !req
346. Seriously.Copy !req
347. You're, like, my favorite
evil couple in Gotham.Copy !req
348. These are on the house.Copy !req
349. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
350. Come on, you can stay
for five more minutes?Copy !req
351. There, she is, over there.Copy !req
352. The green one
with the fun hat on.Copy !req
353. Uh, Frank, who is this person?Copy !req
354. You said I couldn't do nothin'
'cause I was in this pot.Copy !req
355. - Meet Chaz.
- This is really
getting heavy, man.Copy !req
356. He's my pot guy.Copy !req
357. Carries my pot around
wherever I need to go.Copy !req
358. He sells marijuana, Frank.Copy !req
359. He misread his ad.Copy !req
360. That is also true.Copy !req
361. Yet, here we are.Copy !req
362. Okay.
Well, I'm leaving.Copy !req
363. So why don't you have him
bring you back
to the apartment.Copy !req
364. Wait, I thought
you were meeting Harley here.Copy !req
365. Oh, shit!Copy !req
366. She stood your ass up.Copy !req
367. No, no, no.
She just had to reschedule.Copy !req
368. You know,
she ended her text in "ugh."Copy !req
369. So I know that she just,
you know,Copy !req
370. she didn't wanna reschedule
but she had to.Copy !req
371. You know, things come up.
It's fine.Copy !req
372. Nah, she's changed.Copy !req
373. Thinks she's a bigshot now.Copy !req
374. Hell, I know this pear tree,Copy !req
375. survived 9/11,Copy !req
376. now he's planted
front and center
at the Freedom TowerCopy !req
377. and that motherfucker
won't even call me back.Copy !req
378. Harley is nothing like
your 9/11 pear tree friend.Copy !req
379. And, by the way,
I know that tree, okay?Copy !req
380. He was a dick before 9/11,
he's a dick now.Copy !req
381. That asshole changedCopy !req
382. and so has Harley.Copy !req
383. Trust me, you're on your own.Copy !req
384. Oh, man!Copy !req
385. They only have potato chipsCopy !req
386. with the weird Korean flavor.Copy !req
387. "Cheddar and octopus ranch"?Copy !req
388. Could be delicious!Copy !req
389. I would give it a whirl.Copy !req
390. Put down those snacks,
you dumb goons.Copy !req
391. It's time to go.Copy !req
392. We're not going anywhere
with you,Copy !req
393. S&M Sally!Copy !req
394. Harley took care of it.Copy !req
395. I filed
all the proper paperwork.Copy !req
396. I even got the green light
from HR, so...Copy !req
397. Your move.Copy !req
398. How disappointing!Copy !req
399. Right? But don't worry.Copy !req
400. I'll call Harley
and we'll sort this out.Copy !req
401. I meant these chips.Copy !req
402. They're disappointing.Copy !req
403. I'm not tasting the...
Oh, wait!Copy !req
404. There's the octopus!Copy !req
405. - Damn! It went to voicemail.
That's that then.Copy !req
406. Saddle up, muchachos.Copy !req
407. We have a juicery to es'plode!Copy !req
408. I missed this.Copy !req
409. This isn't...
Come on...Copy !req
410. Now, this is justCopy !req
411. an extension
of the business conversation
from earlier.Copy !req
412. - Oh, for sure.
- Cool.Copy !req
413. - Cool.
- Cool. We're just cool.Copy !req
414. - Yeah.
Monsters!Copy !req
415. She's eating
the beef tenderloin
with a fish fork.Copy !req
416. Okay, I did miss this.Copy !req
417. Now, this is living.Copy !req
418. Yeah. Hey, you know,
I had a thoughtCopy !req
419. about that tower
with your face on it
you pitched at the meeting?Copy !req
420. Oh, my face tower?Copy !req
421. That... That would be the one.Copy !req
422. I was thinking
you could build it undergroundCopy !req
423. and when you wanna unveil it,Copy !req
424. it can shoot above the surfaceCopy !req
425. and scare the shit
out of people.Copy !req
426. - Ooh, like a Jack in the box!
- Exactly!Copy !req
427. Love that.Copy !req
428. It's very on brand for me,
I mean.Copy !req
429. Wow, really?Copy !req
430. I don't think you've ever taken
one of my ideas before.Copy !req
431. The student becomes
another master.Copy !req
432. Uh, I think the phrase is,Copy !req
433. "The student becomes
the master."Copy !req
434. No, I believe it's,
"The student becomes a masterCopy !req
435. "equal to the original master,Copy !req
436. "but not with more mastery
than that master."Copy !req
437. So you're not upset I decided
to go off on my own?Copy !req
438. If this is
the Harley Quinn solo act,Copy !req
439. I just have one thing to say...Copy !req
440. I wish it'd had
happened sooner.Copy !req
441. Bravo!Copy !req
442. - Oh!Copy !req
443. Up to your old tricks again.Copy !req
444. Well, you're gonna be
spending a lifetime togetherCopy !req
445. in Arkham.Copy !req
446. You know, I'd love
to take you, puddin'...Copy !req
447. You know, I'd love
to take you, puddin',Copy !req
448. but I'd never deny you
the pleasureCopy !req
449. of buying me time to escape.Copy !req
450. So get the hell on,
you knucklehead!Copy !req
451. Oh!Copy !req
452. What you grinning at?Copy !req
453. You comin' or what?Copy !req
454. I used to dream
about this moment.Copy !req
455. Oh, Harley!Copy !req
456. I couldn't leave you
on the boat.Copy !req
457. I need you.Copy !req
458. For this.Copy !req
459. - Mmm.Copy !req
460. And this!Copy !req
461. Some things
never change, Quinn.Copy !req
462. Has Harley called back yet?Copy !req
463. Yeah! And
she said she fixed everything,Copy !req
464. and I just didn't tell you.Copy !req
465. Fantastic!Copy !req
466. What's taking
your shark friendCopy !req
467. so long to plant the bomb?Copy !req
468. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
469. Maybe it's because
he's a sharkCopy !req
470. and not a demolitions expert.Copy !req
471. Todd must pay
for what he's done.Copy !req
472. Let's see whose name
is Bang now, Todd.Copy !req
473. - Ah! Good Lord!Copy !req
474. - Oh!Copy !req
475. Hey, Shark guy,
did we kill Todd?Copy !req
476. Todd...Copy !req
477. Doesn't work Wednesdays.Copy !req
478. Oh, he must have
changed the schedule.Copy !req
479. Why, Lord?Copy !req
480. Why take him
when you could have me instead?Copy !req
481. I am a perfectly
delicious substitute.Copy !req
482. What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
483. He's still alive.Copy !req
484. Huh? Oh, I was rehearsing.Copy !req
485. I have an audition
for a margarine commercial.Copy !req
486. Well, it was very moving.Copy !req
487. Although, that could be
the morphine talking.Copy !req
488. I love everybody right now.Copy !req
489. I came as soon as I heard.
How's he doing?Copy !req
490. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
491. I think he's going
into cardiac arrest.Copy !req
492. Someone? Nurse? Somebody!Copy !req
493. No, that's actually a pretty
standard shark heartbeat.Copy !req
494. - I'm fine.
- Oh, no shit?Copy !req
495. So where's Harley?Copy !req
496. She said she got help up
with some Legion shit,Copy !req
497. but I figured she'd come
running as soon as she heard.Copy !req
498. Patrick Swayze's ghost!Copy !req
499. It appears
we've been deceived.Copy !req
500. Ooh!Copy !req
501. It looks like Jo-Quinn
is back together.Copy !req
502. Less than an hour ago,Copy !req
503. former lovebirds
Harley Quinn and JokerCopy !req
504. were spotted
tonguing each other down.Copy !req
505. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
506. Oh, I'm so sorry
I didn't get here sooner.Copy !req
507. I got held up at a crazy
Legion board meeting and then—Copy !req
508. - Oh!
- It is one thingCopy !req
509. when I thought you
ditched me for the Legion,Copy !req
510. but him?Copy !req
511. I thought you were
better than that, man.Copy !req
512. No, I am.
And I see that now.Copy !req
513. Too late.Copy !req
514. You promised
you'd extricate usCopy !req
515. from having to join Bane,Copy !req
516. but you didn't,Copy !req
517. and now, look!Copy !req
518. Some of us
got our fins blown off.Copy !req
519. I'll tell you one thing.Copy !req
520. A Japanese chef offered
a large sum of money for itCopy !req
521. and you weren't even there
to tell me to not consider it!Copy !req
522. Because you were canoodling
with the Joker instead.Copy !req
523. I know, but the whole reason
I even met with JokerCopy !req
524. was to figure out how to
get you guys out of doing that.Copy !req
525. - I mean—
Oh, please.Copy !req
526. - Drivel!
- Ive, you, you...Copy !req
527. You got to understand.Copy !req
528. No! Not this time, Harley.Copy !req
529. I have done
everything in my powerCopy !req
530. to keep you away
from that ass clownCopy !req
531. because I truly believe
that you deserve better.Copy !req
532. But you know what? I am done
believing in someoneCopy !req
533. who just doesn't believe
in herself.Copy !req
534. I'm...
I'm sorry, Ive...Copy !req
535. I made a mistake.Copy !req
536. I know I did.Copy !req
537. It won't happen again.Copy !req
538. - Bullshit!
- Poppycock!Copy !req
539. It's true, Harley.Copy !req
540. You're like the fish
that cried Orca.Copy !req
541. It's a story
remarkably similarCopy !req
542. to that
boy who cried Wolf,Copy !req
543. except that instead of a boy,
it's a fish,Copy !req
544. - and instead of a wolf—
- It's an orca.Copy !req
545. No! It's a wolf named Orca,Copy !req
546. but it can swim,Copy !req
547. which is terrifying.Copy !req
548. And also morphine induced,Copy !req
549. but the point
he's trying to make is,Copy !req
550. we are out of the crew!Copy !req
551. - Clayface!Copy !req
552. I'm sorry,Copy !req
553. but I have a regional
margarine commercial
auditionCopy !req
554. that starts in seven hours.Copy !req
555. - King?
- I have a catheter inside me,Copy !req
556. so I can't currently leave,Copy !req
557. but please note that
as soon as I'm able to urinateCopy !req
558. in a normal fashion,Copy !req
559. I am also out of the crew.Copy !req
560. Please, don't go.Copy !req
561. Sorry, I... I have my own plan
to focus on,Copy !req
562. but you probably
don't remember that anyway.Copy !req
563. No, I do and I still wanna
help you with it.Copy !req
564. I think I'd rather go solo
on this one.Copy !req
565. I need people I can count on.Copy !req
566. Yeah, boss.Copy !req
567. We got her.Copy !req