1. Oh, that was awesome!Copy !req
2. Everyone brought their A-game!Copy !req
3. I mean, Psycho,
when you made those T-Rex bones
just come to lifeCopy !req
4. and then chase
that guard... Mwah!Copy !req
5. Wait, did you just steal
King Tut's body?Copy !req
6. Ugh, I was going to see that
on Sunday.Copy !req
7. See it? Now you can touch it.Copy !req
8. Yeah, but I've never been,
like, in a museumCopy !req
9. and thought, "Oh, I wish
I could touch this dead body."Copy !req
10. Uh, well, someone must wannaCopy !req
11. 'cause it was under
heavy guard.Copy !req
12. And, we needed a new ottoman.Copy !req
13. We'll get used to it.Copy !req
14. The news must be all over this.Copy !req
15. Let's see what they're sayin'
about us on Villainy. evil.Copy !req
16. Wait... What?Copy !req
17. KGBeast's getting nominated
for the Legion of Doom?Copy !req
18. I'm way better than him.Copy !req
19. People must be freaking out
in the comments.Copy !req
20. "This was long overdue. Yay."Copy !req
21. "Worked with him
on three assassinations.Copy !req
22. So professional.Copy !req
23. Couldn't have happened
to a better guy."Copy !req
24. Screw you, better guy.Copy !req
25. What the hell does it take
to get nominated?Copy !req
26. Ooh, look,
here's one about you,Copy !req
27. "Why's no one talking
about Harley Quinn?Copy !req
28. I'd like to nominate her
to sit on my face."Copy !req
29. Okay, well, that... Mm.Copy !req
30. Should have read it through.Copy !req
31. Um, do you wanna just,
like, use your words?Copy !req
32. I've been busting my ass
to get noticed by the Legion
for the last two months.Copy !req
33. I've done everything
there is to do.Copy !req
34. You mean we've done?Copy !req
35. Yeah, I was using
the royal "I."Copy !req
36. Sorry for the rant.
I'm, I'm, I'm fine now.Copy !req
37. Okay, now I'm fine.Copy !req
38. Hey, so, I can't help
but notice you're being
extra Harley today.Copy !req
39. And I just, honestly,Copy !req
40. I don't understand
your obsession
with the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
41. I mean, those guys
are genuinely pieces of shit.Copy !req
42. Uh, yeah. Obviously.Copy !req
43. But those pieces of shit
are the only people Joker
ever treated as equals.Copy !req
44. I'll never match up to him
unless I'm in the Legion, too.Copy !req
45. Okay, so, what you're saying isCopy !req
46. you're not over your ex,Copy !req
47. and you wanna throw
your success in his face.Copy !req
48. Exactly.Copy !req
49. Honestly, that might be
the most relatable thing
you've ever said.Copy !req
50. All right, people,
listen, I want ideas.Copy !req
51. Somethin' that's gonna get us
on the Legion of Doom's radar.Copy !req
52. I could call my old pal
Hank Kissinger.Copy !req
53. I'm sure he has
a few war crimes
he never pulled off.Copy !req
54. I know we're criminals,Copy !req
55. but are we really
war criminals?Copy !req
56. No one thinks
they're a war criminal,Copy !req
57. then you find yourself aiding
a separatist movementCopy !req
58. to overthrow
a democratically elected leaderCopy !req
59. and boom,
you're a war criminal.Copy !req
60. Maybe we could steal
some new computersCopy !req
61. 'cause that one
you smashed was mine.Copy !req
62. That's it. WayneTech.Copy !req
63. You wanna legally
purchase computers?Copy !req
64. I wasn't thinkin' legal,Copy !req
65. and I wasn't
thinking computers.Copy !req
66. We're gonna rob Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
67. All right, this is what
we're going after.Copy !req
68. It's beautiful.Copy !req
69. And on the 26th floor.Copy !req
70. Cool. How we gonna
get it down?Copy !req
71. We'll Fast and Furious 7 it.Copy !req
72. Guys, that's the one
where they shoot a carCopy !req
73. from one skyscraper
into another skyscraper.Copy !req
74. But, you know, ultimately,
they're just all about family.Copy !req
75. Clayface, activate
"Operation Douche."Copy !req
76. Uh, sir, please,
have you seen my daughter?Copy !req
77. I mean well, technically,
I'm not her father.Copy !req
78. I mean, you see, the Lord hath
cursed me with empathy, it's...Copy !req
79. for my wife strayed.Copy !req
80. It's an emotionally
complex tale,Copy !req
81. that, if you have
two hours to spare,Copy !req
82. I can burden you
with my tale of woe.Copy !req
83. Harley, thank you
for letting me
use my brains, for once.Copy !req
84. Most people don't let me be
who I am.Copy !req
85. Ooh, okay, I see
what we're workin' with here.Copy !req
86. I can hack
the first three doors,Copy !req
87. but the retinal scanner
at the entrance to the room
is on you.Copy !req
88. - 24,Copy !req
89. 25,Copy !req
90. 26.Copy !req
91. Here we go.Copy !req
92. Oh, shit.Copy !req
93. Now why was
she put down so gently?Copy !req
94. Um, because she's not
a misogynist troll that
should be living in a well?Copy !req
95. Psycho, focus.Copy !req
96. It's even more beautiful
in person.Copy !req
97. Listen, could you do your
dumb twisty twirls
and get the bike,Copy !req
98. so we can get
the hell out of here?Copy !req
99. Hello, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
100. Stealing whatever's in here,
it's "even more restricted."Copy !req
101. Oh, perfect.Copy !req
102. "Even more restricted."Copy !req
103. You're the psycho.Copy !req
104. Mind you,
that wasn't the first time
I was cuckolded—Copy !req
105. I called an audible.
Let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
106. My arm.Copy !req
107. It's too late.
We got to go.Copy !req
108. But my arm.Copy !req
109. You just called an audible.Copy !req
110. Can't we call another one
and get my limb?Copy !req
111. Can't you just grow a new one?Copy !req
112. And where the fuck is Psycho?Copy !req
113. Is that the...Copy !req
114. - I am a golden god.Copy !req
115. Ah. Damn it.Copy !req
116. Fuckin' hell.Copy !req
117. Oh, you little bitch.Copy !req
118. Oh, don't you—Copy !req
119. Jim, what's wrong?Copy !req
120. Ah... It's Barb.Copy !req
121. You know, she's sleeping
with someone else.Copy !req
122. And the worst part,
I can't blame her.Copy !req
123. I mean, a woman
can only go so longCopy !req
124. watching the dead eyes
of her lover thrust atop her,Copy !req
125. before she looks
for something new.Copy !req
126. So, you didn't call me
about the break-in
at Wayne Enterprises?Copy !req
127. What? No.Copy !req
128. Oh, this is about
the break-down of my marriage.Copy !req
129. The signal is for emergencies.Copy !req
130. - Well...
- Emergencies.Copy !req
131. You've abused it.Copy !req
132. Look, my personal life
is a mess right now,Copy !req
133. and I thought I could talk
about that with my friend.Copy !req
134. We're co-workers.Copy !req
135. Harley stole some
highly sensitive tech
from Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
136. In her hands,
it could be catastrophic.Copy !req
137. Oh, well, then, I'm on it,Copy !req
138. co-worker.Copy !req
139. Here, evidence
from the crime scene.Copy !req
140. - Yeah, what's that?
- Ask it yourself.Copy !req
141. You used to be
such a damn good cop.Copy !req
142. I damn still am.Copy !req
143. Prove it.Copy !req
144. Oh, that was awesome.Copy !req
145. Everyone kicked major ass.Copy !req
146. I mean, Psycho, when you froze
that security guard, mwah!Copy !req
147. Ah-uh. Don't you dare
Italian chef finger kissCopy !req
148. any part of that disaster.Copy !req
149. You screwed up the plan.Copy !req
150. I'm ready for the heist,Copy !req
151. and it's-a gonna
be-a delicious.Copy !req
152. Hm.Copy !req
153. Aye, aye, aye,
aye, aye, oye.Copy !req
154. Aye.Copy !req
155. Shit. I missed the heist,
didn't I?Copy !req
156. If you could call it that.Copy !req
157. Clayface lost his arm.Copy !req
158. No, no, it's fine.Copy !req
159. I'll just play
one-armed characters
for the rest of my career.Copy !req
160. Perhaps they'll make
a sequel to 127 Hours.Copy !req
161. There has been light buzz.Copy !req
162. You guys are thinkin'
small-time, all right?Copy !req
163. This is a way bigger score
than that bike.Copy !req
164. This, this thing is a...Copy !req
165. a highly classified
technological deviceCopy !req
166. that's gonna blow the minds
of the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
167. You have no idea
what that does, do you?Copy !req
168. Yes, I do.Copy !req
169. Something...Copy !req
170. Something button related?Copy !req
171. Look, either way,
it is obviously important.Copy !req
172. I bet you this heist's
all over the news.Copy !req
173. I mean, look,
this is what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
174. We even got reviewed
by The Cowled Critic.Copy !req
175. I mean, he's like
the only reviewer
the Legion of Doom reads.Copy !req
176. All right, I learned
something today, Cowlheads,Copy !req
177. and that is Harley Quinn
and her crew aren't worthy
of Legionnaires' disease,Copy !req
178. let alone the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
179. - Wait, what?
- But what should
I have expectedCopy !req
180. when the crew has
the universally hated
Dr. Psycho,Copy !req
181. - and his hussy new girlfriend, Poison Ivy.Copy !req
182. Oh, fuck off.Copy !req
183. That is completely
out of context.Copy !req
184. I knew I should've let you
fall to your death.Copy !req
185. And the piece de resistance?Copy !req
186. Harley Quinn is so inept,Copy !req
187. she left behind a member
of her own teamCopy !req
188. who is now in the hands
of the Gotham Police.Copy !req
189. What the hell's
he talkin' about?Copy !req
190. We all made it back
in one piece.Copy !req
191. Not exactly.Copy !req
192. Tell me where Harley Quinn is.Copy !req
193. I just wanna
get back to my dad.Copy !req
194. All right. Okay, okay.Copy !req
195. Well, okay.Copy !req
196. How about if you
tell me about him?Copy !req
197. I can't, 'cause I'm not
supposed to talk to strangers.Copy !req
198. Oh, but I'm not a stranger.Copy !req
199. No, my name is Jim.Copy !req
200. I'm a hardworking detective
with a beautiful wifeCopy !req
201. who won't touch me
even though I treat her
like a queenCopy !req
202. and do everything for her.Copy !req
203. - Everything!Copy !req
204. But that's not your problem.Copy !req
205. Well, she doesn't sound
like a friend to me.Copy !req
206. That's exactly what I've been
saying to anyone
who would listen to me.Copy !req
207. Which is no one.Copy !req
208. But that's not
what we're here to talk about.Copy !req
209. But maybe it should be, Jim.Copy !req
210. My God, you're right...Copy !req
211. So, it knows
everything you know?Copy !req
212. Yes, we've been over this.Copy !req
213. My arm is a piece of me.Copy !req
214. But it wouldn't
give away our location,Copy !req
215. turn us in,
testify against us, would it?Copy !req
216. Who knows? It's like a kid.Copy !req
217. It'll do anything for approval.Copy !req
218. Huh, wonder
where it got that from.Copy !req
219. Ugh, if he squeals,
the Cowled Critic
will have a field day,Copy !req
220. and the Legion of Doom
will never take me.Copy !req
221. But, mostly,
we'll all be in prison
for the rest of our lives.Copy !req
222. Oh, yeah, that, that too.Copy !req
223. And I'll never get my lost,
little right hand man back.Copy !req
224. Yeah, that, that,
that too, too.Copy !req
225. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, you know what,Copy !req
226. I think I speak for everyone
when I sayCopy !req
227. that this is completely
fucking stupid.Copy !req
228. Can you please fire me now,
so I can get some unemployment?Copy !req
229. Okay. No one's going anywhere.Copy !req
230. 'Cause we're gonna
rescue your arm.Copy !req
231. We are gonna break into
the Gotham City
Police Department.Copy !req
232. If we pull it off,
the Legion'll call us
in no time.Copy !req
233. Oh, and Clayface
will have two arms.Copy !req
234. Look, I'd love to come along,
and support you but—Copy !req
235. But ya wanna find the critic
that said you're the biggest
fuck up on my crewCopy !req
236. and tear him a new asshole,
I get it, I get it.Copy !req
237. I will not be slandered.Copy !req
238. I'll help. I'll help you
smack him around a little bit.Copy !req
239. What? For you. Obviously.Copy !req
240. I mean, I can't let this
anonymous asshole talk shit
about my best friend, right?Copy !req
241. Aw, Ive,
you'd hurt him for me?Copy !req
242. Yes. Absolutely.Copy !req
243. And because he claimed
I'm fucking Psycho.Copy !req
244. But mostly for you, babe.Copy !req
245. But also for me.Copy !req
246. But for you.
For us.Copy !req
247. It's fine.
Let's go.Copy !req
248. I can't believe that
bad old Batman took away
your special signal.Copy !req
249. After all the cases
I've helped him solve.Copy !req
250. I'm the one
that does the grunt work.Copy !req
251. All I ask is that occasionallyCopy !req
252. when my wife
is emotionally distant
during sex, he listens.Copy !req
253. Not to the sex,Copy !req
254. But, to me,
talking about the...Copy !req
255. Yeah.Copy !req
256. Jim, you sound
like a really good cop.Copy !req
257. You know, it's just been
so long since I've heard
someone else say that, I was...Copy !req
258. I was just starting to wonder
if it was really true.Copy !req
259. It's true to me... friend.Copy !req
260. A one armed officer...
The stories my mind is weaving.Copy !req
261. Ooh. How could he lose it?
A shootout? Maybe.Copy !req
262. An explosion? Perhaps!
I know, diabetes!Copy !req
263. So, when they arrest me,
I go full sharkCopy !req
264. and start a riot to cause
a distraction?Copy !req
265. Yep!
Easy as one, two—Copy !req
266. Shark!Copy !req
267. Okay, okay. Plan B. Clayface,
you gotta distract 'em.Copy !req
268. Brilliant! Hm,
what do cops love?Copy !req
269. It is I again,
your fellow officer.Copy !req
270. Hello, chums. I come
baring horrible news!Copy !req
271. Joker has kidnapped
Bruce Springsteen.Copy !req
272. Some rat fuck stole The Boss!Copy !req
273. Don't worry, The Boss.Copy !req
274. We're coming for you, Boss!Copy !req
275. Hello?
My husband's been murderedCopy !req
276. and the killer's still
in the ho—Copy !req
277. Come on. Just tell me
where Harley's lair is.Copy !req
278. I'm your friend, not them.
You said it yourself.Copy !req
279. You mean that?Copy !req
280. You're not just pretending?Copy !req
281. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you.Copy !req
282. I was, but then
you listened to meCopy !req
283. graphically explain
the problematic intercourseCopy !req
284. I'm having with my wife and...Copy !req
285. Well, gosh darn it,
you didn't judge me.Copy !req
286. Well, Jim, you can't judge
what you don't understand.Copy !req
287. God, you're so wise.Copy !req
288. Aw, thanks, friend.Copy !req
289. You know what? I'm gonna
tell you where the lair is.Copy !req
290. The lair is on—Copy !req
291. - Don't tell him anything!
- My child!Copy !req
292. Give us The Arm, Gordon. Now!Copy !req
293. Oh, Jim, don't let 'em take me.Copy !req
294. You need me, right?
'Cause I'm... I'm epidence?Copy !req
295. Ho-ho-hold on there, crazy guy.Copy !req
296. You're a lot more
than just "epidence."Copy !req
297. And I'm not going
to let these animals touch you.Copy !req
298. If you've got ears, stick
your fingers in 'em right nowCopy !req
299. because I'm about to work blue.Copy !req
300. I'm gonna fuck you to death
with bullets!Copy !req
301. So, you found The Cowled
Critic's house because you—Copy !req
302. Heard it through the grapevine.
Yeah, it is a real thing.Copy !req
303. Oh, shit.
It's you. Of course, it's you!Copy !req
304. - Who's she?
- My ex-wife.Copy !req
305. Why are you
at my boyfriend's house?Copy !req
306. Quick side bar.
How did this work... sexually?Copy !req
307. Not great!Copy !req
308. Oh, I should have called this!Copy !req
309. I know you're
The Cowled Critic!Copy !req
310. You gave that review sayin'Copy !req
311. me and chick weed here
are a couple.Copy !req
312. You think I care about you
and your jolly green whore?Copy !req
313. Okay. I'm standing right here.Copy !req
314. I don't have time
to give some review.Copy !req
315. I'm too busy
getting cunnilingus
from my new boyfriend,Copy !req
316. - Brad, who's amazing at it.
Oh, come on.Copy !req
317. Only weak men do that.Copy !req
318. Oh, fuckin' hell!Copy !req
319. Call me. In other news,Copy !req
320. if you didn't
write the review, who did?Copy !req
321. Father.Copy !req
322. Herman?Copy !req
323. Just give us The Arm, Gordon.Copy !req
324. You'll have to kill me first!Copy !req
325. He's my friend. My only friend!Copy !req
326. What about Batman?Copy !req
327. He's no friend.Copy !req
328. Now that Batman's abandoned me,
this hand is all I have.Copy !req
329. So, you'll have to pry
this hand out of
my cold dead... hand.Copy !req
330. Why can't you
just leave us alone?Copy !req
331. What he said!Copy !req
332. Okay. He's sidin' with Gordon.Copy !req
333. He's gonna snitch
and ruin everything,Copy !req
334. and I will never
get into the Legion.Copy !req
335. - And I'd like to have two arms.
- Oh.Copy !req
336. Yeah, that too.Copy !req
337. All right. Two options, Gordy.Copy !req
338. Give us The Arm and we leave,Copy !req
339. or I press this buttonCopy !req
340. and blow this whole fuckin'
place sky-high.Copy !req
341. Harley, this wasn't the plan.Copy !req
342. We have no idea
what that button does.Copy !req
343. I gotta do something crazy
and in the chaos
we'll grab The Arm.Copy !req
344. Okay. You winked.
Is that a wink?Copy !req
345. That— "No, I'm not going
to press the button?"Copy !req
346. Is that a wink? "I am going
to press the button?"Copy !req
347. What's the plan?Copy !req
348. - Exactly.
- What?Copy !req
349. You've got three seconds
to put that button downCopy !req
350. or I'll pull this trigger.
So help me God.Copy !req
351. Three... two... one.Copy !req
352. Ah...Copy !req
353. Uh, well, I wasn't
expecting that.Copy !req
354. What the hell?Copy !req
355. So, Quinn,
you pressed the button.Copy !req
356. Yeah, I don't think you got
all the kinks worked out.Copy !req
357. It's in beta.Copy !req
358. Wow! I always wondered
what the Batcave looked like.Copy !req
359. So this must be
where you fuck the bats.Copy !req
360. - Hmm.
Are you gonna
help me or what?Copy !req
361. You've seen the Batcave.Copy !req
362. Give me one reason
why I shouldn't let you drop.Copy !req
363. Um... Uh...Copy !req
364. Hey, Bats, yeah, I'm here
on a mercy mission, okay?Copy !req
365. Gordon's on the roof
of the police department.Copy !req
366. He's lost his mind.Copy !req
367. I mean, I think he's suicidal.
He— He said you abandoned him.Copy !req
368. I don't know
what he wants from me.Copy !req
369. We're co-workers.Copy !req
370. My screensaver
just kicked in, didn't it?Copy !req
371. Yeah. It sure did.Copy !req
372. I mean, he said
you put your work
before your friendship.Copy !req
373. That's real... Selfish.Copy !req
374. You know, Bats,
now that I think about it,Copy !req
375. you and I ain't that different.Copy !req
376. We're completely different.Copy !req
377. We're both bad asses
who look good in spandex.Copy !req
378. This polymer body armor
is made from indestructible
micro-fiber.Copy !req
379. Yeah, no, it looks
like spandex.Copy !req
380. My friend just lost his armCopy !req
381. and, instead of helpin' him
get it back,Copy !req
382. I did what would help me
get into the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
383. I let him down.Copy !req
384. Just like you let Gordon down.Copy !req
385. Not good at... emotion.Copy !req
386. Or...Copy !req
387. Vocabulary.Copy !req
388. But hey, you got a chance
to repair it, okay?Copy !req
389. We need to get Gordon
before he does somethin' crazy.Copy !req
390. Your friend needs you now.Copy !req
391. Hmm.Copy !req
392. Herman, my sweet Herman.Copy !req
393. Listen, I understand
your monster momCopy !req
394. saying those things about me,
but my brood, my own kin?Copy !req
395. You made my entire life
a living hell.Copy !req
396. You locked me
in the basement for days...Copy !req
397. - Mm-hmm.
- ... killed anyone
who seemed to like me...Copy !req
398. - That's true.
- ... never bought me
a WayneStation4...Copy !req
399. - All right.
- Fuck! You named me Herman!Copy !req
400. You're the worst father ever!Copy !req
401. Okay. Can we just
take a step back?Copy !req
402. I made your life
a living hell...Copy !req
403. - because I care about you.
- What?Copy !req
404. Supervillains don't come
from happy homes.Copy !req
405. and I saw so much
evil potential in you.Copy !req
406. If I didn't think you could
become the worst person
in the world,Copy !req
407. I wouldn't have tried so hard
to make your life awful.Copy !req
408. I...Copy !req
409. I only ever wanted
to impress you,Copy !req
410. but I never thought
I was evil enough.Copy !req
411. Uh-uh-uh. Nuh-uh.
No. Don't cry. Don't cry.Copy !req
412. You're gonna make me cry
because I thought
I failed as a father,Copy !req
413. and you ended up happy,
and heroic.Copy !req
414. But look at you.Copy !req
415. You're more evil
than I could've dreamed.Copy !req
416. I couldn't be more
proud of you, my terrible son.Copy !req
417. I hate you, Dad.
I hate you so much.Copy !req
418. I hate you too, son.Copy !req
419. This is so fucked up,Copy !req
420. but weirdly really moving.Copy !req
421. All right, I'm going to
let you guys go.Copy !req
422. I'm going to go find Brad.Copy !req
423. If you want to stay
with Gordon, I understand.Copy !req
424. I only want you to be
safe and...Copy !req
425. Safe and happy.Copy !req
426. - Holy shit! Can we
do that again?
- No.Copy !req
427. Oh, so you came back.Copy !req
428. Well, I've got a new friend nowCopy !req
429. - so there's nothing
you can say—
- I'm sorry, Jim.Copy !req
430. I'm sorry, too.Copy !req
431. I knew you'd realize
our friendship meansCopy !req
432. more than just
our day-to-day crime fighting.Copy !req
433. And that we can lean
on each other for our
most intimate emotional needs.Copy !req
434. Sure.Copy !req
435. A damn good bat signal.Copy !req
436. Well...
- For a damn good cop.Copy !req
437. Aw...Copy !req
438. Thank you for everything,
The Arm.Copy !req
439. But I've got my real friend
back now,Copy !req
440. so you can go on.Copy !req
441. Go get reabsorbed
back into your daddy.Copy !req
442. Aw, don't do that.Copy !req
443. Don't make this harder
than it needs to be.Copy !req
444. Oh, Jim. I'll never forget yo—Copy !req
445. Well done!Copy !req
446. All right, Quinn. Time for me
to take you to Arkham.Copy !req
447. Wait, what? I just repairedCopy !req
448. your most important
adult relationship.Copy !req
449. Everybody hands up!
Hands in the air.Copy !req
450. You're under arrest!
- Not so fast, gentlemen.Copy !req
451. Dance, coppers!Copy !req
452. Let's go. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
453. What a pussy!Copy !req
454. and so it is
with a humble heart,Copy !req
455. that I come to, Cowlheads, retracting my previous review.Copy !req
456. Harley Quinn and her crew have more than proven themselves.Copy !req
457. Look, look, obviously
I want to get into
the Legion of Doom super bad.Copy !req
458. It's incredibly
important to me,Copy !req
459. but not more important
than you guys.Copy !req
460. Check this out, everybody!Copy !req
461. And I want to give a special
shout out to Dr. Psycho,Copy !req
462. who I slandered
in my last review.Copy !req
463. Feeling really bad about that.Copy !req
464. Using his amazing brain powers, he made Batman vanish.Copy !req
465. His super cool son
must be so proud.Copy !req
466. - Uh... That's not what—
- Let him have this.Copy !req
467. Also want to apologize
for sayingCopy !req
468. Poison Ivy
and Dr. Psycho are a couple.Copy !req
469. That one's on me.Copy !req
470. - Ah, thank God.
- Finally.Copy !req
471. Harley Quinn and her crew are worthy of being nominatedCopy !req
472. for this year's class
of the Legion of Doom.Copy !req
473. if she could only just stop
leaving crew members behind.Copy !req
474. We didn't leave anybody—Copy !req
475. Oh, shit!Copy !req
476. Mm.Copy !req
477. Mm.Copy !req
478. Darrell, if you ever bring me
inferior toilet wine again,Copy !req
479. I'll be forced to shank you
in the showersCopy !req
480. and you know
I don't want to do that.Copy !req
481. I like being "cool boss."Copy !req
482. Hey, King. I am so sorry for
leavin' ya here for so long.Copy !req
483. - Oh, no problem.Copy !req
484. It allowed me
to experience firsthandCopy !req
485. the failings of the prison
industrial complex.Copy !req
486. Yeah! Fresh fish!
Here fishy,
fishy, fishy, fishy.Copy !req
487. Now, fellas, look, I know
it's just in fun, but...Copy !req
488. What the fuck did I
tell you about that word?Copy !req
489. - Oh, yeah. Sorry, King.
- Ooh. Sorry about that.Copy !req
490. Oh. They're learning.Copy !req
491. Baby steps, right, Harley?Copy !req
492. I will kill each
and every one of youCopy !req
493. with my bare hands
if I have to!Copy !req