1. Gentlemen! My fellow whites!
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2. Let's raise a glass
to this pyramid of money.
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3. The foundation
of which was built upon
our favorite pastime.
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4. Fucking the poor!
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5. Party's over,
ya pieces of shit!
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6. This is my money now
so back the fuck off!
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7. Harley Quinn?
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8. I mean,
you think we're afraid
of the Joker's girlfriend?
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9. - So, here's the deal...
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10. Are ya gonna shut the fuck up
so I can talk?
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11. I'm in a lot of pain!
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12. Oh, just give it a minute,
you'll go into shock.
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13. Yeah, there it is.
So, as I was saying—
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14. - You made a big mistake
coming alone.
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15. She's not exactly alone.
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16. She brought a plus one!
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17. It's me, Joker!
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18. Apologies,
but your friend, Rupert,
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19. just couldn't face
coming out here.
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20. I'm so sad.
Where's my body?
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21. Puddin'? What the fuck
are ya doing?
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22. You're not supposed to
take his face off yet.
I had this covered.
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23. Yes, but I thought up
that great "plus one" line.
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24. And then I'm not going to
not puppeteer his face.
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25. All right, fine. Do your thing.
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26. So, listen up motherfuckers!
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27. Ya better
jump in the harbor right now,
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29. God, really?
You just did it again.
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30. That's because
I forgot I had the acid bomb.
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31. But we agreed I'm the muscle!
I do the hitting!
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32. You know,
you're great, you're great.
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33. You do your thing,
I do my thing.
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34. You're the appetizer.
I'm the entree.
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35. I can't spend my whole life
just bashin' goons.
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36. When Gothamites
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37. I want 'em to piss 'emselves!
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38. I want a taste of that.
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39. You want a taste of... piss?
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40. No, you know what I meant.
God, listen, puddin',
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in the Legion of Doom?
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43. Besides, no,
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doesn't give memberships
to sidekicks.
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45. - You have to be—
- Partners.
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46. Oh, fuck me.
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47. I wanna be
your partner in crime.
For reals.
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48. - Can we talk about this later?
- If not now, when?
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49. I don't know, tomorrow?
I've kinda got
my hands full right now.
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50. Joke's on you, Joker.
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51. Jesus, this guy.
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52. You'll never
take us alive, Bats!
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53. Love that
fighting spirit, Harley.
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54. But in this fight,
I'm afraid I have to
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56. Uh, dontcha mean "we"?
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57. You know
I'd love to take you, puddin',
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58. but I'd never deny you
the pleasure of buying me
time to escape.
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59. Hey, but what if
I get sent to Arkham?
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60. Then you won't spend
even a single night!
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61. I'll break you out, my love.
I swear.
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62. Or actually, uh,
I have something tonight,
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get you out before breakfast.
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64. Love ya!
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65. Ow.
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66. Oh, ain't he cute
when he's escapin'?
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67. - No.
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68. You're a cancer, Quinn.
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69. Spreading from
Gotham's lymph nodes
into its spleen.
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70. And God help us
if you get to Gotham's bladder!
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71. But I'm the chemo.
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72. How long's he gonna
keep doin' this?
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73. You're a festering boil, Quinn.
A bedsore.
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74. A tapeworm that sets up shop
in Gotham's lower—
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75. - Jim.
- All right.
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76. Where's the Joker?
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77. I'll never give up my puddin'!
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78. Why are you protecting
a psychotic clown who
treats you like garbage?
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79. Asks the guy who fucks bats.
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80. He doesn't do that!
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81. - Jim.
- Sorry.
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82. I'm not tellin' ya shit!
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is real love.
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84. In fact, not too long ago,
we were on a rooftop
just like this.
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85. That's when Mistah J proposed.
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86. Till death do us part.
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87. Ooh! Told ya!
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88. After we get married,
we'll take a cruise
to Barbados,
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that's all-inclusive.
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90. They say they're all-inclusive,
but that's bullshit!
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91. They charge you for
the towels! Soap!
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92. - Jim.
- Top shelf liquor!
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93. - Jim!
- Right, right.
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94. Give up the Joker, Quinn,
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95. or you're going to Arkham
for life.
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96. Why are we laughing?
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97. 'Cause you said "for life"!
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98. - And, as sure as I am
that he fucks bats...
- Okay.
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99. I know my man'll
break me out of Arkham
before I spend a single night.
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100. Oh! Mistah J?
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101. - Hmm?
- Oh, sorry, my bad.
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102. I mean,
ya looked a little like him.
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103. I don't know
why you bother comin' here.
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104. He's never showing up.
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105. - Fuck off!
Yeah, fuck off!
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he does have a point.
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107. Just give me 15 more minutes.
Joker's probably
still fightin' Batman.
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108. I don't know, hon.
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109. It's, you know,
most superhero fights,
they're not like, eh...
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110. Calendar Man,
how long has she been in here?
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111. Oh, hey, Ivy! 183 days!
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112. Oh, sure. You remember
the incarceration date
of Porn Clown over here
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113. but not your own
son's birthday!
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114. For the last time,
I'm sorry, Debbie!
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115. Come on! I know it's June-ish.
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116. It's okay, Daddy.
I brought you this cactus
to keep you comp—
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117. Plant!
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118. There ain't no plant life
within 50 yards
of Poison Ivy, ya moron!
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119. - No wonder your dad
doesn't remember your birthday!
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120. All I'm saying is,
is that you can do
way better than Joker.
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121. I mean,
you're smart, you're strong...
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122. You're in control
of your own destiny.
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123. Leave Joker for who?
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124. Some reliable square
who thinks he's "quirky"
for playin' on a dodgeball team
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125. and calls himself
a "beer nerd"?
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126. - Hmm.
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127. Okay, I know
you're talking about Dan.
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128. It was my first year
at Sarah Lawrence,
there were very slim pickings.
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129. I'm just sayin'
the Joker's excitin'.
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130. He's challenging.
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131. He's psychotic.
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132. He threw you
into a vat of chemicals.
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133. You know, I prefer
to think of it as a—
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134. As a vat of freedom sauce!
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135. He literally
made me who I am today.
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136. Aw...
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137. Babe, let's,
let's just be honest.
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138. This isn't the first time
that Joker's...
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139. - ... left you here to rot.
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140. He does not love you.
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141. Ya have to leave him.
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142. - And don't say—
You don't
know him like I do!
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143. Harley! Riddle me this.
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144. What did Nadia Comaneci do
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a perfect ten
on the uneven bars
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147. Win a medal?
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148. - Not menstruate till her 20s?
- Ew.
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149. She broke a record!
Which is what you sound like!
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150. A broken record.
He's not coming!
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one person's opinion.
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152. He's not coming!
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153. Aw, the fuck do you know?
You're all fuckin' insane.
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154. Or maybe I'm the crazy one.
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155. Mistah J?
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156. Mistah J!
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157. - I knew you'd—
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158. Uh, hola.
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159. Oh, it's you.
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160. How did you get a plant?
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161. I ate an orange
and shit out a seed!
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162. - Thanks, Ivy!
- Okay, let's go.
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163. No! 'Cause I'm waitin'!
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164. For—
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165. Joker, yeah, I got it.
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166. You know how long
you been saying that?
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167. - Calendar Man?
- Oh, hi!
Exactly one year today, Ivy.
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168. One year!
Happy Arkham
Anniversary, Harls.
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169. Here's your present.
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170. Uh...
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171. Where am I?
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172. I did not ask
for a fuckin' roommate.
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173. Uh, when you pay rent
you can make decisions, Frank.
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174. Ugh, look what
all those months in Arkham
did to my poor babies.
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175. And where is
that stupid neighbor kid
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for fuck's sake?
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177. Uh, he quit after a week.
Very unprofes—
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178. Really, Frank?
What if his parents
come to look for him?
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179. Unlikely.
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180. What am I doing here?
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181. The Joker's gonna go
crazy with worry
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182. when he tries
to break me out of Arkham
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183. and sees I'm not there!
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184. He does not care!
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185. Our escape
was all over the news
and he has not come to see you.
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186. Oh, my God. You're right.
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187. Somethin' terrible
must have happened to him!
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188. I hope he's okay!
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189. Oh, my God!
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190. What do I have to do
to prove that Joker
does not love you?
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191. Uh, ya can't.
I am outta here!
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192. For once
you're gonna listen.
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194. Do you remember
how you diagnosed me?
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195. Sure.
A classic misanthrope
with abandonment issues
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196. who befriends plants
to avoid human intimacy.
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197. - Nailed it!
- Frank.
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198. - You helped me.
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199. I can be around people now.
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200. You know, I mean, I hate it,
but I can do it
without vomiting.
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201. Harleen Quinzel
was the only doctor
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that she would say to you?
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204. Why are you always tied up?
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205. Oh.
Look how square
and boring I look.
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206. Yeah. You look way better now.
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207. Look, I need some help
with a patient.
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208. Oh. Then, sure. Shoot.
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209. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna take a guess
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210. that the picture
is talking to you?
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211. Tell her yes,
but to stay out of it because we are making progress.
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212. The picture says stay out of it
'cause it's making progress.
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213. So, this patient of mine,
she's fixated on
a murderous psychopath
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214. and won't end
their relationship
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215. no matter
how terribly he treats her.
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216. Oh, easy.
Classic abusive codependency.
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217. You just gotta show her
there's no future with him
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218. and she needs to end it
and find her own identity
and...
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219. Oh. I see. You're smart.
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220. I know. I'm you.
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are still on the hunt
for escaped Arkham inmates
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222. Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and Gotham's funniest villain, The Rid—
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223. Screw that guy!
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224. Name someone
funnier than me, Stan.
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225. - Harley?
- What? No! Sta...
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226. Women aren't funny!
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228. - Oh, hey, Harley.
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229. Ragweed.
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230. That's it? Just "Hey, Harley"?
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231. You left me in Arkham
for a year!
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232. You abandoned me,
you lied to me!
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234. I am here to break up with you!
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236. No, she's not!
She doesn't call the shots!
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240. Oh, uh, thank goodness.
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241. She's finally doing
exactly what
I prayed she would.
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242. What?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
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to say it, Harley,
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on breaking up,
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245. because it's the only way
to keep you safe.
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are you talkin' about?
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247. Yes, no, please
continue with your bullshit.
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248. The world's gone mad
since you've been in Arkham.
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249. Have you seen
Commissioner Gordon?
He's lost it.
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250. He wants revenge
because I "paralyzed"
his "partner."
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251. He and Batman
are hell-bent on destroying
everyone I care about.
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252. That's why
you didn't come get me?
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254. was the only way
to protect you.
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255. And still is.
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256. So, I'm afraid, my dear,
this is a...
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257. Oh, it's a
heartbreaking goodbye.
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258. - Uh, no, no wait!
- No! No "wait."
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259. - This is
what you wanted, Harley!
- Is it?
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260. It is, yes.
You came here to do this.
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261. Yes! Listen to
your awful friend.
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262. So, this is really the end?
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263. - Yep. This is it. Let's go.
- Unless...
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264. - Unless what?
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266. - even the threat of death
can't keep us apart.
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267. Oh, screw it!
I'll die for you any day.
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268. - I'm in!
- Really? Me too!
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270. We're gonna need
some privacy, Ive.
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271. Sorry, but it's gonna get
real gross, real quick.
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272. On and off.
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273. And on and off.
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274. Everything lives
and everything dies.
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275. - Jim?
- I wasn't playing with it.
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so funny
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people's brains explode.
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on live TV.
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280. Not if I solve it first.
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281. Oh, and hey,
I was thinking about
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282. having some friends over
to the house for
a barbecue if—
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283. - No.
- All right.
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284. And they say
it's so funny it makes
people's brains explode!
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285. Let me take your mind
off the Riddler.
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286. I made some bread puddin'
for my puddin'.
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287. Okay.
You're not grasping
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288. Funny is my thing
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289. and this asshole's
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290. Also, are those raisins?
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291. I mean, why?
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293. Sorry.
I do love chocolate chips.
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294. I apologize, puddin'.
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296. someone's gushing over
the Riddler.
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298. his whole schtick
is being the world's
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300. If I kill the Riddler
in the next hour,
can we still have date night?
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I was thinkin' we could watch.
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302. Well, I do love my Reese.
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or I'm out!
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306. This day... sucks!
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not find these lairs?
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in Gotham in three, two...
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309. Citizens of Gotham,
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so hilarious...
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I got some notes on your show.
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what are you doing here?
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315. Buzz off, Batsie,
I'm in the middle of doing
a "notes" bit!
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if you drink it? What—
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319. - Acid.
- It's acid.
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What is... Wait...
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cold but it still burns?
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- Right.
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- Because it's acid.
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I'm dropping you
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326. 'cause when my man
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328. Why don't I invite him
over right now for
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have a riddle so funny
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people's brains explode?
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- I knew it!
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why are we here?
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and one to die
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the loser will fry.
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337. Is it the good kind of acid
that gives you super powers?
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Aw...
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- Yes, well, yes, yes.
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341. It would seem an easy choice,
Harley, but...
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342. Puddin'?
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that's a lot of
maniacal giggling.
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strung-up pheasant,
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let this punctuation prick...
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killing Batman, now, could I?
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what really happened, is it?
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What are you
doin' in my memory?
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those weren't violinists.
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dancing with Joker.
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an engagement ring.
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then why'd he say—
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357. Because he didn't say it
to you.
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wasn't it?
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He only loves Batman.
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just margarita mix.
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for you breaking me
out of Arkham?
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What's he talking about?
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this whole thing up.
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that the Joker's
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such a hard concept
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into that acid and die.
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374. Again, it's margarita mix,
so that doesn't apply.
But look, chin up.
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And I care about you so much
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setting up something
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I bet it wasn't easy.
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the biggest pain in the ass
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150 gallons of this shit.
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to get a Costco card.
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I only go there once a year,
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pay for itself, chief!
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I wasted years of my life
on that idiot clown!
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in a dog park.
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after a St. Bernard
shits on your face!
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389. In a very odd,
hard-to-articulate way.
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390. And if you just stopped
sabotaging yourself—
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391. - Unlikely.
- Right.
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392. But if you did,
the world would be yours.
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393. And you could be any kind of...
I don't know,
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395. Yeah. You know, why am I
still wearing this thing?
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Let's forget the past.
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let's have a bla—"
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You don't find this
charming, right?
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402. - No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, cool.
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403. I mean, look, you know,
there's obviously
something super romantic
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404. about a man who explodes...
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405. - Right.
- ... another man for you.
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406. But, but no.
No, I'm totally
finished with him.
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407. Oh, finally!
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408. Yeah, yeah! You know,
I am so gonna show the world
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409. I am more
than just Joker's girlfriend!
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410. - There ya go! There ya go!
- Mmm-hmm!
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411. - I'm gonna have my own capers!
- Goddamn right you are!
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412. Like, like, like,
I'll kidnap the mayor of Gotham
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413. and I'll put him in a missile
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414. and I'll just, like,
shoot it at the moon
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415. unless he names
a highway after me,
huh?
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416. - Uh, um, okay?
- I'm actually
still workshopping that.
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417. - Yeah.
- But me and the Joker,
we are so through!
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418. Okay, cool, yeah. No, for sure.
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419. Huh?
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420. Oh, come on.
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421. Hey, does anyone know
our damn Wi-Fi password?
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422. Harley? Oh. Is that you?
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423. It's me, dickhead.
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424. Uh, by the way,
that's also the Wi-Fi password.
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425. What is?
"It's-me-dickhead?"
or just "me-dickhead"?
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426. Ah, it doesn't matter.
You look fantastic.
Is that new lipstick, or—
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427. - Ya treated me bad.
- What?
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428. - Ya lied to me.
- Aw.
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429. - Ya never loved me.
- Come on.
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430. I know that now.
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431. Well, well,
heh, that's nonsense, puddin'.
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432. My motives are never clear!
I'm an agent of chaos!
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433. That's what you love about me!
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434. Not anymore. We're through.
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435. Oh, yeah, this again?
Look, let me make this clear.
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436. You don't
ever break up with me!
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437. I'm the top supervillain
in Gotham.
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438. Not for long.
'Cause you're lookin' at
your replacement.
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439. You? Replace me?
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440. I created you!
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441. You won't even
get out of this building alive
unless I let you.
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442. Bring it, bitch.
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443. Ooh! Ah!
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444. Just say the word
and I'll call it off.
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445. Till death do us part.
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446. Oh, fine. Kill her.
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447. Ooh!
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448. Hell yeah!
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449. Hey, I was just gonna see
if you need any help,
but you seem good.
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450. Love the new look.
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451. Gonna go pick up
some Thai food.
Text me what you want?
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452. Oh wait,
I'll have a green potato curry.
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453. Yeah, but I said...
Just text it to me.
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454. - But you're right here.
- Yeah, but,
I'm not gonna remember it.
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455. And then
you won't like what I get you
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456. - and you're gonna
want some of mine.
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457. Just, just fuckin' text it.
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458. Oh, what?
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459. You gonna kill me now?
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460. No, I want you alive
so I can see the look
on your face
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461. when I'm runnin' this town.
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