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1. Ah, that's a great question, Nance.

2. Probably her voice.

3. - That's great, Preston. - Thanks.

4. - Tristan? - Well, Preston took my answer but...

5. But no. I think I'll miss her laugh the most.

6. - Amen to that. - Great, Tristan.

7. - Thanks. - Duncan?

8. Ah, it's tough 'cause all those are such great answers.

9. - Thanks. - Thanks.

10. But if I'm gonna be honest,

11. the one thing I'm gonna miss most about Mom this Thanksgiving

12. is her cooking.

13. - Okay. Good answer. - That's a good answer.

14. She cooked a pretty mean turkey, huh?

15. - She could cook anything. - Mom's signature grilled cheese?

16. - Oh, my God. - You kidding me?

17. - Unreal. - You kidding me right now?

18. It was in the details, you know?

19. She'd always remember to make Duncan's with sharp cheddar.

20. Colby for Tristan. And me?

21. I'm a pepper jack guy, you know that, Nance.

22. Well, I guess that just about wraps it up.

23. I think we've come a long way on our healing journey, don't you, guys?

24. Bang up job, Nance.

25. Well, I'm happy to hear you're finding these sessions helpful, boys.

26. I'm going to be taking a little time off next week for Thanksgiving.

27. My wife and I are going on a Caribbean cruise.

28. That's all well and good, Nance, but what about our Thanksgiving session?

29. You know the holidays can be pretty tough for us.

30. I recently met a new therapist in town.

31. He actually specializes in therapy for young men such as yourselves.

32. I told him to expect a call from you guys over Thanksgiving.

33. Okay, well, we'll be sad not to have you here,

34. but we're happy to hear

35. that you're taking that cruise after hurricane season.

36. Yeah, I was gonna say after hurricane season.

37. All right, boys, dinner is ready.

38. What? We were just talking about grilled cheese sandwiches.

39. What's the occasion, Dad?

40. Your therapist thought it might be a good idea

41. if I cook up some of your favorite dishes around the holiday season.

42. - That's sweet of her. - I love Nance.

43. All right, well, dig in.

44. So, what cheese did you go with?

45. Looks like... Swiss.

46. Duncan, are you okay?

47. - Bottled water? - Sure.

48. - That'd be great. Appreciate it. - Thank you.

49. Yeah, thank you.

50. - Whoa! - Look at this place.

51. - This place is a palace. - And the neon sign.

52. - This place has its own zip code. - Okay, everybody zip it. Don't tell me.

53. So you must be Preston, which would make you Tristan.

54. - And don't tell me. Duncan. - That's right.

55. You can call me Justin, but it's J-Money on the high score list for Buck Hunter.

56. Not sure if it's gonna be a high score for long, Justin.

57. Yes! I love that energy.

58. All right, pop a squat on the sofa. We're gonna crack this nut.

59. - Nice, Preston. - Thanks.

60. - So, how do we do this? - I'm sorry?

61. Listen, I know building a relationship with a new therapist can be awkward.

62. It can be messy. You know, we're males.

63. We're territorial. We're gonna sniff each other out, right?

64. So, it's really important at the beginning that we establish a space of trust.

65. - Yeah, totally. - Sure, yeah.

66. So, think of me as a friend. A therapist is, like, secondary, okay?

67. - I wanna be friends first. - Well, we'd like that, Justin.

68. So, how did you and your old therapist get the conversation going?

69. Well, she had a little wooden baton we'd pass around when we wanted to speak.

70. Know what? I can work with that.

71. What would be my superpower?

72. I'm gonna have to go with invisibility on this one.

73. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out! Time out!

74. Invisibility as a superpower over flying?

75. - Duncan, any superpower? - X-ray vision.

76. X-ray vision. Duncan the ladies' man.

77. - What? - You dirty dog.

78. - No, not like that. - Hey, we're men.

79. - It's a safe space, remember? - No, we have girlfriends.

80. Nice. Give me the deets.

81. On a scale of one to ten, are we talking, like, Salma Hayek or...

82. Yeah, they're pretty hot.

83. - Tristan! - Well, if I had to choose,

84. it'd probably be turning back time.

85. Interesting. Why is that?

86. You know, how many times have you said something dumb

87. and just wish you could have said something else?

88. Does your dad make you feel dumb?

89. Dad? Our dad?

90. You know, when I was your age, my dad used to make me feel

91. pretty dumb sometimes. Sorry.

92. - Is it cool if I unload on you guys? - Of course, Justin.

93. Yeah. I mean, our old therapist never opened up to us.

94. Yeah, just last week we found out she's a lesbian.

95. Yeah, let's just say I didn't have the best male role model growing up.

96. My old man had a laundry list of vices.

97. An alcoholic, womanizer, cheat.

98. - Yeah, you name it. - Justin, I'm so sorry.

99. Get some.

100. It's kind of the reason I got into this line of work.

101. I find that most issues with young men stem from their fathers.

102. Well, not us. Our dad is seriously incredible.

103. - End of story. - Well, surely he's not perfect.

104. No, like in our eyes, our dad's Superman.

105. There's no doubt about that.

106. You guys can't think of one small little thing about your dad

107. that bothers you? Tristan?

108. Well, I mean...

109. His cooking could use some improvement.

110. Boy, it's like a maze in here.

111. - Dad! - Dad!

112. Whoa! The man, the myth, the legend.

113. - You raised some fine boys, sir. - All right.

114. Yeah, I think they're all right. Gosh, we better head home.

115. I gotta get that turkey in the oven.

116. Yeah, I'm sure your boys are all looking forward

117. to eating your turkey.

118. Right, guys?

119. Let's see if we can find our way back to the car. Thanks, Justin.

120. And make sure to download our app. Don't be a stranger.

121. I know Thanksgivings are a little different these days.

122. But just know you still have your mom's goofy kid brother to talk to.

123. - Appreciate that, Uncle Kelsey. - That means a lot, Uncle Kelsey. Thanks.

124. But for now...

125. Hang on. I gotta get a screenshot of this.

126. Here, this is my good side.

127. Okay, we're officially making this your contact photo, Uncle Kelsey.

128. You've been notified.

129. Whoa, what just happened?

130. Shoot, I accidentally clicked on an alert, I guess.

131. So I'm confused.

132. Is this the account for Empowermen, or is this just his personal?

133. - Hey, boys. - Dad!

134. Well, I guess I'm the turkey this year.

135. I didn't realize a bird would take so long to cook.

136. So, how does meatloaf sound instead?

137. So, no turkey this Thanksgiving?

138. Of course, Dad. Meatloaf sounds amazing.

139. - We can go to the store with you, Dad. - That would be great.

140. - Who's blowing you up? - Just the girls. You know how they can be.

141. Gentlemen, shall we?

142. Let's see, let's see. Did we already pass the deli section?

143. - Yeah, Dad. What do you need? - We'll get it for you.

144. Four pounds of ground beef.

145. - You got it. - Come on, guys, let's go.

146. We gotta text Justin back about Dad's cooking

147. before this gets out of hand.

148. So what if Dad made grilled cheese with Swiss cheese?

149. It's not a crime.

150. Okay, maybe we should establish a space of trust first.

151. - Yeah, maybe with a "ha-ha" or something? - Yeah, so that he feels validated.

152. - Faster, Preston! - Quick, add an emoji!

153. Do a laughing emoji!

154. Happy tears, Preston!

155. Crap! I sent it prematurely!

156. Oh, yeah, he's having a hell of a season, but we'll see how long that lasts.

157. Hey, look who I ran into.

158. Your dad was just telling me you're having meatloaf tonight.

159. - That should be interesting. - Yep, we're all looking forward to it.

160. I bet. I'm jealous.

161. Well, heck, if you don't have any Thanksgiving plans, you should join us.

162. Well, usually I try and establish boundaries with my patients,

163. but since you're the one inviting me, yeah.

164. I don't see any issues with that.

165. All right. Love that energy.

166. - Oh, my God. - So, yeah, this is his bathroom.

167. Heated floors.

168. Seems a little indulgent, don't you think, guys?

169. Here, Justin, let us show you the rest of the house.

170. Whoa, so let me get this straight.

171. Your dad gets a TV in his bathroom, but you guys don't?

172. Hey, maybe we should program your dad's TV to the cooking channel.

173. - He's gonna need that, right? - Justin, listen.

174. - About our dad's cooking... - All right, guys, dinner is served!

175. Sounds good, Dad!

176. I thought I smelled something burning.

177. Now, I may have left the meatloaf in the oven a few minutes too long.

178. - Are you kidding me? - The meatloaf looks fantastic, Dad.

179. Well, let's just hope it tastes as good as it looks.

180. Hope you're hungry, Justin.

181. - Not bad. - "Not bad," he says.

182. - My compliments to the chef. - Way to go, Dad.

183. I really wanted to give you boys a Thanksgiving to remember.

184. Well, I think meatloaf's gonna have to be our new family tradition.

185. Look at Duncan.

186. You know it's good when his eyes are rolling back in his head.

187. The rolls!

188. Oh, my God, this is classic. POV, your dad's a complete fuck-up.

189. You want a POV, Justin?

190. Get a POV of this. POV,

191. when you're raised by the best dad on the goddamn planet.

192. So our dad isn't a Michelin star chef. Big whoop.

193. The important thing is that he's doing his best.

194. Don't let your father's mistakes shape the way you see all fathers, Justin.

195. 'Cause there's some pretty cool ones out there.

196. If you just take the time to look.

197. In all my years of being a father, Justin,

198. I've learned there's no secret recipe.

199. However, I do know there's a few key ingredients.

200. A pinch of love, a dash of humility—

201. And a cup of Dr. Pepper.

202. What? Our dad likes Dr. Pepper.

203. So, Justin,

204. tell me your deepest, darkest secrets.

205. Spare no details.