Haha, You Clowns 1x4

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Dad confronts his fear of flying on the way to Mexico.

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1. She's a beaut, ain't she?

2. That right there is one of the safest planes in the sky.

3. You never know though, right? Every day there seems to be a recall.

4. But who knows what's fake news these days.

5. Heard that.

6. Gentlemen, Cancún's calling our name.

7. Your safety is important to all of us.

8. So, let's go over some in-flight instructions,

9. so we can get you to where you need to be.

10. To buckle the seat belt, insert the metal end into the buckle

11. and pull the strap to tighten.

12. Those kids are a handful.

13. This is an interesting direction.

14. Tristan, did you get your chips?

15. Roger that.

16. Tristan understood the assignment.

17. Excuse me. Hi.

18. My brother has a peanut allergy.

19. Could you please do me the trouble of alerting

20. the other passengers and crew? Appreciate you.

21. I'll alert the surrounding rows, sir.

22. But I can't deprive everyone of our in-flight snack options.

23. Okay, I have to ask, are you prepared to assist me in this?

24. Thank you for flying with us today.

25. I just alerted the crew about Duncan's nut allergy.

26. Hey, all right.

27. How are we doing back there, Captain?

28. Doing good, yep.

29. Should be a quick six-hour flight.

30. Saw there's a storm system over Texas,

31. but that should be miles away from our flight pattern.

32. - I expect to— - I know there's a storm system.

33. But yeah, I expect the seatbelt sign to be off the entire way.

34. South Pole elf.

35. Yeah, I think they're called penguins.

36. Love that scene.

37. So, listen, this is the first time Dad's flown without Mom.

38. Maybe just keep that excitement down to a low hum, okay?

39. These newer birds are something else, huh?

40. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

41. See that number right there?

42. So, that's the altimeter. Thirty thou.

43. That's right where we wanna be.

44. But here's where it gets interesting. Tailwind.

45. That's the number you'll really wanna focus on.

46. Whoa, Nelly!

47. Evening. The captain turned the seatbelt sign on, sir.

48. - Please take your seat. - My bad.

49. I was just explaining the flight instruments

50. - to my Dad. - Hi, how are you?

51. Looks like we're getting a lot of help from that tailwind.

52. Sir, please take your seat.

53. So, you got any downtime in Cancún,

54. or is it just straight back up in the air for you?

55. She's all yours. You just gotta pull in.

56. Yeah, yeah, a little counterintuitive.

57. Hey, how's it going?

58. Ginger Ale? Juice? Club soda? Sir!

59. Anything to drink, sir?

60. Get yourself a cerveza, Dad. You've earned it.

61. You're on vacation. Treat yourself.

62. Water's fine.

63. All right, but when we touch down,

64. I want to see a piña colada in that hand.

65. How's that lasagna?

66. Surprisingly good for airplane food.

67. How's that chicken?

68. It's chicken.

69. - It's chicken. - So good.

70. - Oh, Nelly! Whoa! Help! Help me! - Dad! Dad? Just breathe, Dad.

71. - Help me! Help me! - Dad! What you need?

72. - What you need? - Help me.

73. Just breathe, sir. All you gotta do is breathe.

74. Eyes here. Breathe in.

75. All the way.

76. Very good.

77. - First time in Cancún? - Focus on breathing, Dad.

78. - That's... That's the main thing. - Okay. Breathe slowly for me.

79. Just keep breathing, Dad. You're doing great.

80. Good. Just a little bit of turbulence.

81. Little pockets of air.

82. Dad, Dad, just keep breathing, okay?

83. Where y'all staying?

84. It's... It's the... Coral...

85. Think of it like potholes on the road, Dad.

86. I don't know about that.

87. But more like a speed bump.

88. Well, a speed bump

89. pushing 600 is probably gonna mess up something.

90. - Look at that. - It's just like driving a car, Dad.

91. Isn't she the cutest thing

92. you've ever laid your eyes on? When she stays with me,

93. we recite a little mantra together.

94. - You wanna hear it? - You're in a big ole' Buick, Dad.

95. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. - Okay. Repeat after me.

96. - I am strong. - I am strong.

97. Just like driving your old Chevy down a backcountry road, Dad.

98. - I am loved. - I am loved.

99. I trust in His plan for my life.

100. Who?

101. We're gonna find smoother air. Flight attendants, take your jump seats.

102. Okay, sir. I'm gonna be right behind you.

103. Remember our mantra.

104. - Wait, are you serious? - I am strong.

105. You're just gonna leave him like this?

106. - I am strong. I am loved. - Sorry.

107. How we doing over here, guys?

108. I've been better.

109. How was that cold salad, Duncan?

110. Is that spot for you okay?

111. Duncan? Whoa, Duncan!

112. Duncan! Duncan, stop!

113. This salad bowl reeks of nuts, Preston!

114. Duncan. Whoa! Duncan. Duncan!

115. - I am strong. I am loved... - Dad! Dad!

116. Duncan's having an allergic reaction!

117. I am strong. I am loved.

118. - Dad, please. - I am strong. I am loved.

119. I don't know what to do.

120. I am loved.

121. I try to put on a strong face for you and the fellas.

122. But deep down, I guess I'm just a scared little boy.

123. Duncan! Whoa!

124. Duncan!

125. Duncan! Duncan, stop! Don't do it again!

126. It's not an allergic reaction. His ears aren't popping.

127. - Preston. - Yeah?

128. Did you pack any gum?

129. The change in air pressure, of course. I'm on it...

130. Crap, I'm not seeing it.

131. I've got some, but it's in my carry-on.

132. Sir, the captain has asked all passengers to remain seated.

133. Sir, it is for your safety and for the safety

134. of everyone around you.

135. It's the blue bag. Small pocket.

136. They're all blue.

137. Sir! Sir!

138. - How's he doing? - It's not looking good.

139. He's hanging in there, Dad. Stay the course.

140. - Sir, I'm warning you! - Screw this, I'm helping you.

141. Preston, I'm so proud of you for taking charge,

142. but I'm gonna take it from here.

143. What I need from you now is to be there for your brothers.

144. You got it, Dad.

145. Sir!

146. Got it!

147. - Preston. - Tristan.

148. Duncan, open up. Don't fight it.

149. Welcome back to the world of the living.

150. He's gonna need some serious R&R.

151. Hark! The herald angels sing

152. Glory to the newborn King

153. I told you I was a real elf.

154. Peace on earth, and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled...

155. These key cards are tricky.

156. How's he doing?

157. I think we're gonna book this guy a massage.

158. He's still a little tight.

159. Here, drink this.

160. Put me down for one too, then.

161. Well, if you get one, then I'm definitely getting one.

162. What do you say, Dad? You in?

163. No. You boys go ahead.

164. I think I'm just gonna read by the pool. Soak up some rays.

165. Dad, if anyone deserves a massage, it's you.

166. I'll second that.

167. You take such good care of us, Dad.

168. Mom would be so proud of how you're raising her three baby boys.

169. 'Cause sometimes we can definitely be a handful.

170. Let us book you an appointment, Dad.

171. I wonder who that could be.

172. Glory to the newborn King...

173. I was just checking in downstairs, and I saw your brother in the gift shop.

174. It's Tristan.

175. I just wanted to apologize for what happened up there.

176. If my daughter's ears were popping,

177. I probably would have done the same thing.

178. There must be three or four snorkels in here.

179. And snacks. Dude, seriously?

180. And don't worry, they're all peanut free.

181. Anyway, I'm just staying for the night.

182. Then it's back up in the air for me.

183. Hopefully, we won't catch that nasty tailwind flying back.

184. Oh my God.

185. That was something else, wasn't it?

186. Sorry. This pool toy is actually for my daughter.

187. I'm excited to see her...

188. whenever I get back home.

189. Would you like to get a massage with the four of us?

190. I... I wouldn't wanna impose.

191. - You wouldn't be imposing. - You're our guest.

192. Then it's settled.

193. I gotta ask,

194. how did you raise such thoughtful, caring boys?

195. My advice?

196. Just show them love. From one father to another.

197. We are strong. We are loved.

198. We are strong. We are loved.

199. We are strong. We are loved.

200. We are strong. We are loved.

201. We are strong. We are loved. We are strong. We are loved.

202. We are strong. We are loved.

203. We are strong.