Haha, You Clowns 1x3

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Preston loses his beloved World War II bomber jacket.

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1. Holy cow, look at that.

2. Mm, sounds like the 4th of July!

3. All right, let's give Cassie a landing strip, shall we?

4. Okay, we got three spicy chicken fajitas.

5. You want to pass this down to Duncan?

6. Careful, the skillets are hot.

7. And there should be a Monterey Bourbon burger.

8. - Yep. Appreciate you. - Wow.

9. Damn, Dad. You gonna be able to finish all that?

10. Tristan's over here calling dibs.

11. Okay, do y'all need anything else?

12. I think we're good.

13. - Thanks, Cassie. - Thanks.

14. Appreciate you, Cassie.

15. Thank you.

16. She's a sweet girl, isn't she?

17. I really hope she goes back to get that diploma.

18. Good call on the restaurant, Preston.

19. Ooh, baby, it's spicy.

20. I'm already sweating.

21. Why don't you take off your bomber jacket?

22. Yeah, that's probably a good call.

23. Wouldn't want— Wouldn't want to get guac

24. on my Tuskegee Airmen badge.

25. How long have you had that bomber now, Preston?

26. - Oh, what's it been? - I think it's been about six years.

27. About six years. God, how's it been that long?

28. Our future pilot.

29. - Ah! That's hot. - You okay, Duncan?

30. Ugh! Just burned my wrist on the skillet.

31. Here, this should help with the swelling.

32. Keep that on your wrist for the next five minutes, okay?

33. - Thanks, Preston. - Good— Good job, Preston.

34. Casa Baja was the bomb, yo.

35. Okay, you're not allowed to ever say that outside this house.

36. What? Because I'm White?

37. Preston, you okay?

38. You look as if you've seen a ghost.

39. Preston, you're as white as a sheet.

40. My bomber.

41. Wait, what?

42. My bomber. I don— I don't have my bomber.

43. Preston, Preston, you grabbed it at the restaurant, right?

44. What?

45. Y— You grabbed it at the restaurant, right?

46. I— I don't remember.

47. - Lexi, call— - Casa Baja.

48. Lexi, call Casa Baja.

49. Calling Casa Baja.

50. Don't worry, Preston. I'm sure it's still there.

51. They— They deal with jackets all the time.

52. Hello, Casa Baja.

53. Um, hi. We just dined with you about 30 minutes ago.

54. Twenty minutes ago.

55. Okay.

56. We think we may have left a jacket.

57. - Bomber jacket. - A bomber jacket.

58. Yeah.

59. Okay, let me check in the back.

60. Uh, gonna put you on a brief hold.

61. Wanna cater your next football party?

62. We can do that too!

63. Our delicious tacos, sizzling fajitas,

64. and mouth-watering nachos

65. will make any game day unforgettable.

66. Go, go, go, go—

67. - Is it a brown jacket? - That's the one!

68. Yes, let's go!

69. Look at him.

70. That's one relieved boy right there.

71. Admit it, you were scared for a second.

72. Hey, a real pilot remains calm under pressure.

73. I believe you have a brown jacket for my brother.

74. Oh, we should order sopapillas.

75. You know we gotta order sopapillas.

76. Best idea I've heard all day.

77. And three menus while you're down there.

78. Appreciate you.

79. That's not a bomber.

80. What's a bomber?

81. So sorry, I'm just gonna peek behind your son real quick.

82. Those fajitas are pretty spicy, huh?

83. - Dad. - Can I help you?

84. Sorry, I'm ju— I'm just looking for my bomber.

85. Just move— Does he work here?

86. Cassie, I'm gonna need my bomber back, okay?

87. I'm sorry, your what?

88. Okay, let me give everyone a quick history lesson.

89. The US went to war with Germany and Japan, okay?

90. Thanks to the Wright brothers,

91. the skies became the new battleground.

92. That meant pilots flying bombers and,

93. you guessed it!

94. Bomber jackets! World War II!

95. Ring any bells, Cassie?

96. I think you boys need to leave.

97. Maybe it dropped in the parking lot, Preston.

98. We'll check under every car.

99. I'm so sorry.

100. Oh, but they're all delicious.

101. Which one is your favorite?

102. I like the raspberry with amino booster.

103. Dory! How am I supposed to contact you

104. when you're on channel three?

105. Oh, sorry. One second.

106. Switch to two, Dory.

107. I thought I was on two.

108. What's the matter with you? You got cobwebs up there?

109. Preston!

110. You know, you've changed ever since you lost your jacket.

111. Well, I hope you got a jacket, Dory,

112. 'cause you just pulled freezer duty.

113. I'll take it from here.

114. Sorry about that.

115. So, the interesting thing about all these flavors

116. is that they're all amino boosters to some degree.

117. You've changed, Preston.

118. Tell me that isn't the best juniper mint you've had in your goddamn life.

119. I think you look great.

120. The hem's all off.

121. World War II bombers should be at least two to three inches shorter than this.

122. This is not a proper fit.

123. I mean, you said you got your jacket, like, six years ago.

124. I fail to see the relevance here.

125. Maybe you're due for a bigger size.

126. I don't want to be here anymore.

127. This is so stupid.

128. I'm so stupid.

129. You know, we're all just trying to help, Preston.

130. - Do what? - Can you turn down that music?

131. You've changed. I want the old Preston back.

132. You see Casa Baja has been completely gentrified?

133. What?

134. We're takin' enemy fire.

135. - Crocks, at seven o'clock. - OP, baby, I see him.

136. Light him up, Crockett.

137. Whoo! How do you like that?

138. Nice hit, Crockett. Beer's on me tonight.

139. Yeah, all right,

140. but none of that European pussy shit, okay?

141. I like my beer like I like—

142. Crockett!

143. Sorry about that.

144. Permission to enter.

145. Hey, Preston, how you holding up?

146. I've seen better days.

147. Maybe this will cheer you up.

148. Tristan and I made all the badges ourselves.

149. Oh my God. You guys.

150. That's for kicking our butts every year at Dad's riveting contest.

151. That's hilarious.

152. And that's for the time you prevented our house from flooding the next day.

153. The plunger was a good detail.

154. But for real, this home would be in shambles without you, Preston.

155. Sorry I haven't been myself lately.

156. Nonsense. You'll always be our captain.

157. Hey, Preston, you mind telling me

158. why there's two police officers on our doorstep?

159. - Here you go, officers. - Thank you, son.

160. So, as we were saying, we typically don't work these hours,

161. but due to the exceptional nature of events,

162. we thought it best to come by tonight.

163. I'm not sure I'm following.

164. Does this property belong to you?

165. My bomber! Where on earth did you find it?

166. Well, back in September, we had numerous reports

167. of items gone missing from... Casa Baja.

168. Casa Baja! Southside!

169. That's the one. Well, it turns out a fugitive,

170. possibly needing to change his appearance

171. the night of his escape, had stolen these items.

172. To cut a long story short,

173. a stolen vehicle was spotted on the 72 this afternoon.

174. Our officers engaged this particular individual

175. in a high-speed chase.

176. Yes, they talked about it on the news this evening.

177. Unfortunately, as these things sometimes go,

178. a shootout ensued with our officers.

179. Oh my God. Was anyone hurt?

180. None of our men.

181. But our suspect will most likely never walk again.

182. Let this be a lesson to you boys.

183. Crime doesn't pay.

184. Mm-hmm. Good boys.

185. Well, the only reason we're here tonight with your jacket

186. is because you had written your name and address on the tag.

187. You'd be surprised how few people do that with their items.

188. Your mother always thought of the little things.

189. She was always looking after her boys.

190. She still is, Dad.

191. I remember the day you got this bomber.

192. You saw it in a store window.

193. - On Beale Street. - Memphis, Tennessee.

194. And you took one look at that sticker price

195. and said, "Fat chance."

196. Mm, I believe Dad's exact words were,

197. "When hell freezes over."

198. Afterwards, we all had lunch at that tiny little blues joint

199. just down the street.

200. Oh my God, that trombonist.

201. And your mother took it upon herself

202. to sneak back to that shop and get you your bomber jacket.

203. Your love of aviation took flight from that day on.

204. And it was no surprise to us all.

205. Where there's a challenge, you rise to the occasion...

206. Come on, y'all, let's go!

207. 'cause you aim high.

208. You soar above the clouds,

209. and you lift others up in the process.

210. And when storms appear on your radar,

211. you navigate through them.

212. And you remind us all that there's sunshine

213. on the other end.

214. What are you laughing about?

215. Everything.

216. But also nothing at the same time.