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The boys convince Dad to try and go viral during his weather report.

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1. We can expect light showers into the weekend,

2. but that should ease up by Saturday afternoon,

3. so you might have to push that tee time back

4. just a couple of hours. And that's the tea, honey.

5. Yeah, it's on tonight

6. Got around town 'cause we own the night

7. Oh, my God. That's freaking hilarious.

8. He's got moves.

9. Like, I started watching Channel 5 just to see him.

10. Oh, my God. What if Dad did this for his weather report?

11. - Oh, my God. - I was thinking the exact same thing.

12. Show us another one.

13. Yeah, it's tonight

14. Like, it jumped two million views

15. in just a couple of hours. Dad, are you even watching?

16. Wow, that's really neat, Preston. Can you grab me that power cord?

17. Dad, like, you gotta do a dance during the weather report.

18. - Yeah, Dad. - That'd be something.

19. Dad!

20. - Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! - Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!

21. What the heck? Darn thing.

22. - Dad, seriously, think about it. - You'd be an internet sensation.

23. Not to mention, a household name.

24. And Two for You would get a huge ratings boost.

25. Just in time for sweeps week.

26. Listen, boys, I don't know about all this viral influencer

27. streaming mumbo jumbo, but the network's doing just fine.

28. We came in third last quarter.

29. I'll tell you what. Let me sleep on it tonight,

30. and we'll talk about it again tomorrow.

31. - How's that sound? - Yes! Dad's going viral!

32. Aha! Gotcha!

33. Tom, you've got to check this out.

34. Oh, gosh. My boy showed me this.

35. You need to start working on your moves, Tom.

36. Whatever happened to just reporting the weather?

37. You should do a dance during your report.

38. - That would be so funny. - That'd be something.

39. No, really, Tom. Could be good for Channel 2.

40. And we're back in five, four, three...

41. It's been a gorgeous week here,

42. but will the beautiful weather stick around?

43. Chief Meteorologist, Tom Campbell, with the weather.

44. Thanks, Don. We've been blessed with warm sunshine

45. and clear skies all throughout the metro.

46. Here's a view from outside our studio.

47. Just gorgeous. Eighty-five degree high today.

48. Slight dip into the 60s overnight,

49. but there's a wall of moisture making its way across the plains. So...

50. Before you go reaching for those pool noodles later this afternoon,

51. Mother Nature's got a little surprise up her skirt.

52. I mean, sleeve. Up— Up her... sleeve.

53. Yeah, baby...

54. Right. Sorry.

55. sweet music...

56. And we've got some music playing.

57. Hey! Who doesn't like music? Yeah. All right.

58. Pass the mic back to Don.

59. - Pass the mic back to Tom. - Go, Tom. Go, Tom.

60. Show us your moves, Tom.

61. Hey, this is what I call the tornado tango.

62. I'm getting dizzy.

63. All right, we're gonna go to a quick commercial break.

64. But we still have viewer mail to get to, so stick around.

65. Hey, what happened to the music?

66. Well, that's not gonna go viral.

67. Jesus Christ.

68. So stupid. What was I thinking?

69. Spinning in circles, tornado tango. So stupid.

70. Hey, nothing below the belt.

71. That one's gonna leave a mark.

72. Do me next.

73. You want single shot or burst?

74. Maybe burst.

75. - Whoa! Buzzcut! - Dad!

76. - Oh, my God, did I graze you? - Hey, Mr. Campbell.

77. Hey, gang. Watching any more of those funny dance videos?

78. No, but that's a million-dollar idea.

79. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I could learn a thing or two.

80. - Oh, my God, let us teach you. - Yes! Dad's going viral!

81. - Gonna go grab my Bluetooth! - Yes! Dad's going viral!

82. Go easy on me, girls.

83. Okay, you're gonna step, drop your shoulder, and snap.

84. - All right. - One, two, three, four.

85. - Yeah! Right. - One, two, three, four.

86. Your shoulders, Mr. Campbell.

87. - You look like a chicken. - All right, all right.

88. - He's doing his best. - You're doing great, Dad.

89. One, two, three, and snap.

90. - A— Ambitious smile, Dad. - All right.

91. Hey! I think I'm getting the hang of this.

92. Yeah, just snap on the downbeat.

93. Okay.

94. Just one snap.

95. And big smiles.

96. Let me see those beautiful teeth.

97. And left foot behind your right.

98. - Yeah, all right. - Left foot!

99. - God damn it! - Dad!

100. Dad, are you okay?

101. Oh, my gosh, Dad!

102. Who put the boombox there?

103. I'm... so sorry.

104. Hello. Yeah.

105. I'll be right in.

106. All right, they— they need me at the station.

107. You girls should probably head home.

108. Possibly se— Po— Possible severe weather.

109. - Dad! - Dad!

110. - Dad! - Dad!

111. Dad! Dad, you're in no state to be driving an automobile

112. - right now. - Dad!

113. - Dad! Dad! - Dad!

114. Someone want to help me?

115. - I could use a hand. - Yep.

116. That beat was just too fast.

117. Why'd you girls insist on playing such a fast beat?

118. - You knew he was a beginner. - He did really well.

119. But, like, I guess I'm just trying to figure out

120. why you decided to push him so hard.

121. Like, what does that even accomplish?

122. We'll clean up the rest.

123. Get out of here.

124. It's not safe to stick around.

125. Call us when you get home.

126. Not showing any signs of weakening, but it should blow past us.

127. Do me a favor and zoom out.

128. Look at that velocity registering in vortex.

129. It's indicating strong, low-level rotation.

130. Do me a favor and keep an eye on that.

131. Thanks, Frank.

132. Funny, I thought you said we were out of ice cream.

133. Ice cream?

134. We'll get you back to Doug and Carrie as soon as we can,

135. but right now we're looking at live footage of a touchdown

136. just west of Claremore County.

137. Now, weather Doppler eight is indicating that this system

138. will be moving just south of us,

139. but what we need to be looking at is right up here.

140. Okay, well, that's interesting.

141. This formation is actually ramping up in speed since I last checked.

142. I'm issuing a tornado warning for Adair and Blenheim counties.

143. If you're in those counties, please seek shelter now.

144. Let's get back to the system we're tracking.

145. Okay, okay, I'm seeing circulation now.

146. As a matter of fact, this is gonna be moving

147. right over my house,

148. so I'm calling my boys right now.

149. Bear with me here for one moment.

150. Come on, come on, pick up, pick up.

151. Hey, Dad, we're watching right now.

152. Preston, wrangle up your brothers and head to the storm shelter now.

153. All right, you heard the man. Let's move.

154. Duncan, leave your computer. We got— We got to go.

155. I am.

156. Okay, we're hearing sirens, Dad.

157. We hear them too.

158. I'm asking everyone at home to seek shelter now.

159. This is not a drill.

160. This isn't a drill, fellas.

161. - Duncan, leave it. - I am.

162. - Dad. - Yeah, Tristan.

163. We're so sorry about earlier.

164. - Yeah, Dad. - We pushed you way too hard.

165. We see that now.

166. Hey, stop that. There's no need to apologize.

167. So, I have two left feet. Big whoop.

168. Your mother was the real dancer in the family.

169. She had "Moves Like Jagger."

170. What— What did he say?

171. He said mom had "Moves Like Jagger."

172. What I aim to be good at is keeping you boys safe.

173. Are you in the shelter?

174. We are walking.

175. We are walking.

176. We are walking.

177. We are entering the shelter now.

178. All right, let's hustle.

179. To the hustle!

180. - I love you boys. - We love you too, Dad.

181. Now, get back to what God put you on this planet for,

182. and that's reporting the weather.

183. All right, taking a closer look back at live Doppler eight,

184. we can still see that this storm is producing a strong updraft.

185. Please seek shelter immediately.

186. Preferably, this would be a central room in your home,

187. away from windows and away from combustible pipes.

188. And it looks like the worst of it is behind us now.

189. We'll get you back to Doug and Carrie, but stay tuned for any other updates

190. as we get our reporters out in the field.

191. Preston, wrangle up your brothers and head to the storm shelter now.

192. All right, you heard the man. Let's move. Duncan, leave your computer.

193. - We got— We got to go. - I am.

194. A weatherman makes a panic call home

195. to his three sons during last weekend's storm.

196. - It's already at 200K. - Yes, Dad officially went viral.

197. Walk me through it.

198. What were you boys thinking in that moment?

199. Not to make a— Not to make a fool of ourselves

200. on live TV, for one. I think I speak for the rest of the fellas

201. when I say just how proud we are of this guy.

202. He's more than a weatherman to us.

203. He's our dad.

204. All right, let's give it up for Dad.

205. Thank you, thank you. I'll be giving autographs after the show.

206. It was the next recommended video. I swear I didn't touch that.

207. Own the night

208. Own the night

209. - All right. - Go, Dad. You went viral.

210. Go, Dad. You went viral. Go, Dad. You went viral.

211. Go, Dad. You went viral. Go, Dad...

212. Our bodies looking right, right Make way...