1. My adrenaline's always flowin'Copy !req
2. So it feels like I'll overheatCopy !req
3. Even if I explode and turn to ashesCopy !req
4. I'll probably still be laughing
Just like thisCopy !req
5. Blowing past the town
To the ends of the worldCopy !req
6. Let's burn rubber
And die together like loversCopy !req
7. Let's cut loose
Until we reach our limitCopy !req
8. So we can reach the horizonCopy !req
9. Crash! Into the rolling morningCopy !req
10. Flash!
I'm the coolest driver's highCopy !req
11. Toward the finish lineCopy !req
12. Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san.
Tell us whom Kamioka likes.Copy !req
13. Hi, To, MiCopy !req
14. It's Hitomi!
Don't you really like Hitomi?Copy !req
15. No. That's not true.Copy !req
16. Look, Hitomi is blushing too.Copy !req
17. HitomiCopy !req
18. Does this mean
a bookworm couple is born?Copy !req
19. - Teacher, how about Takahashi?
- No, I'll pass.Copy !req
20. - Well, Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san...
- Come on! Stop it!Copy !req
21. Oh, Kokkuri-san? It's so dumb.Copy !req
22. Don't play such a stupid game
just before the bell.Copy !req
23. Playing Kokkuri-san
is for little kids.Copy !req
24. Oh, it's so dumb. Stupid.Copy !req
25. You know that Kokkuri-san is a
self-hypnotic trick. I heard it on TV.Copy !req
26. Kokkuri-san, who has
the stinkiest feet in our class?Copy !req
27. Mu, Ra, ICopy !req
28. See, it is Murai!Copy !req
29. - Well, I thought so.
- Maybe he's growing natto fungi there.Copy !req
30. Kokkuri-san...Copy !req
31. is the rumor true
that he has crotch rot?Copy !req
32. It says he does!Copy !req
33. Who says so?
You bastard! I'll kill you!Copy !req
34. Kokkuri-san, until what age
did Murai wet his bed?Copy !req
35. What are you asking?Copy !req
36. You don't believe in Kokkuri-san,
right? Then it shouldn't bother you.Copy !req
37. Kokkuri-san, who has
a serious mother complex here?Copy !req
38. Murai.Copy !req
39. - I knew it!
- Because Murai's mother is a babe.Copy !req
40. We declare you
King of Mother Complexes.Copy !req
41. You baboon! Don't you be barking!
I'm gonna crack your head open!Copy !req
42. Today's homeroom meeting's over.Copy !req
43. - Someone, put up the attendance book.
- I'm gonna get you one day!Copy !req
44. What? Let's do more.Copy !req
45. Sorry, but I have a previous
engagement I can't change. See you!Copy !req
46. Hey, hey. Wait. You!Copy !req
47. What was that sound?Copy !req
48. Why in the world is
a pack of natto here?Copy !req
49. I vaguely remember that Onizuka-sensei
brought it during lunchtime.Copy !req
50. Stinky!Copy !req
51. Onizuka!Copy !req
52. - Whose feet stinks and has crotch rot?
- Calm down.Copy !req
53. - And who has a mother complex?
- Kunio!Copy !req
54. Mom. What kind of outfit is that?Copy !req
55. You like it?
Don't I look good in this?Copy !req
56. Of course it looks good.Copy !req
57. But not in public!
Your underwear's almost showing!Copy !req
58. I was waiting for you guys.
Let's go bowling!Copy !req
59. Come on. Bowling with a parent?
In the ninth grade?Copy !req
60. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
61. - Let me carry it for you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
62. Hey, you guys!Copy !req
63. That's strange.
I thought he was waiting here.Copy !req
64. - Is there anyone else coming?
- Sorry to keep you waiting!Copy !req
65. Hello, teacher!Copy !req
66. Onizuka! Damn it!
Why did you come?Copy !req
67. Is this the previous engagement
he was talking about?Copy !req
68. You guys! That's exactly why
I invited him today.Copy !req
69. I really need you to get along
with your teacher.Copy !req
70. Let's go bowling together.Copy !req
71. Oh! He clearly frowned just now!
He was saying, "Shh! Shh!"Copy !req
72. What are you saying?
A teacher wouldn't do that.Copy !req
73. Mom, you're being deceived!Copy !req
74. I'm not gonna make dinner tonight!
I'm sorry for his attitude.Copy !req
75. Oh, no problem.Copy !req
76. Let's enjoy today.
Come on. Hurry, hurry.Copy !req
77. Finally, finally, my Cresta is back.Copy !req
78. It was worth begging.Copy !req
79. Technically, I didn't destroy it.
So it shouldn't have been an issue.Copy !req
80. - Vice Principal, we'll all be gone.
- Okay.Copy !req
81. Please don't forget to lock up.Copy !req
82. If I park it by the back gate,
it won't be damaged by Onizuka.Copy !req
83. Don't touch it with your dirty hands!Copy !req
84. Who the hell are you? Damn it!Copy !req
85. I need to polish it.Copy !req
86. Let's make you nice
and shiny, my Cresta!Copy !req
87. Staff RoomCopy !req
88. She's gone, she's gone, she's gone!Copy !req
89. Oh, my Cresta!Copy !req
90. Rock and paper!Copy !req
91. Team SmileCopy !req
92. Team FrownCopy !req
93. Then I'll go first.Copy !req
94. - She did it!
- I did it, I did it, I did it!Copy !req
95. Your form was excellent!Copy !req
96. I know! You might not know,
but I wanted to be a pro bowler.Copy !req
97. No wonder you are so good!Copy !req
98. I'll kill you if you gutter-ball it.Copy !req
99. Don't talk in your sleep, baboon!Copy !req
100. Dear Kunio, the first throw goes
into the gutter? Don't worry!Copy !req
101. It's a strike.
Teacher, don't pull my leg.Copy !req
102. What is that submarine throw?Copy !req
103. It's not baseball!
You're not Satonaka!Copy !req
104. You idiot! It's going
into the next lane!Copy !req
105. What?Copy !req
106. Strike! Victory!Copy !req
107. What do you mean?
The pins are in pieces!Copy !req
108. No pins are standing,
so it's a strike.Copy !req
109. Hello, this is Murai.Copy !req
110. What? Really?
Yes, yes, I understand.Copy !req
111. Okay, okay. You'd do the same
for me if I were in trouble.Copy !req
112. I'm sorry. I need to go
to the construction site.Copy !req
113. The other crane driver,
Naka-chan, got hurt.Copy !req
114. But enjoy the rest among yourselves.
I'm going straight to the site.Copy !req
115. I'll pay!
Teacher, take care of the rest!Copy !req
116. Oh, wait! Wait, mother!Copy !req
117. Oh, man.Copy !req
118. Why do I need to bowl with you?Copy !req
119. With a kid with stinky feet.Copy !req
120. That's my line, you baboon.
I'm gonna send you back to Africa!Copy !req
121. - No way, Murai. Serious?
- That's not good.Copy !req
122. Ouch! You bastard!Copy !req
123. You idiot!Copy !req
124. It happens when a baboon
challenges humans.Copy !req
125. You brat. I was being easy on you
because you're a student.Copy !req
126. Very well. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
127. What fun!Copy !req
128. What's with this?
I can't take my fingers out.Copy !req
129. Could it be a curse?Copy !req
130. You got tricked!
I thought this might happen!Copy !req
131. So I put some crazy glue
in the holes. You idiot!Copy !req
132. What?Copy !req
133. Spend your life with balls
for hands like Doraemon!Copy !req
134. Wait! Call a rescue crew!Copy !req
135. - See you, Doraemon!
- Hey, wait a minute!Copy !req
136. Murai...Copy !req
137. That was the best!
The dumb look on Onizuka's face!Copy !req
138. - Wasn't that too much?
- He was getting panicky.Copy !req
139. Don't tell me you guys are
gonna be on Onizuka's side.Copy !req
140. - It's not that.
- It's just that he is a teacher.Copy !req
141. What are you afraid of?
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
142. That baboon is gonna
get fired soon anyway.Copy !req
143. Shit! Someone parked at
the wrong place on the street!Copy !req
144. Hey, little boys! Do you have
a problem with our car?Copy !req
145. Can you not touch it
with your dirty feet?Copy !req
146. This is disastrous.
It's a brand-new car.Copy !req
147. Oh, no. What are you gonna do
about all the scratches?Copy !req
148. Scratched? I don't think so.Copy !req
149. I just kicked the tire.
I couldn't have scratched it.Copy !req
150. But there are scratches.Copy !req
151. The only way to fix it
is to repaint it.Copy !req
152. Do you know that repainting
a car costs a fortune?Copy !req
153. - Look, here's a scratch too.
- You're just blowing smoke!Copy !req
154. Ouch! I have a broken bone!Copy !req
155. - Hang in there!
- Are you all right?Copy !req
156. What? How could that break his bone?Copy !req
157. It is broken.
We are calcium-deprived.Copy !req
158. Or are you trying to say
my friends are lying?Copy !req
159. It is broken big-time. I would say
it'll take 500 years to recover.Copy !req
160. What will you do? Car repairs,
medical bills, plus punitive damage.Copy !req
161. - It'll cost over a million yen.
- That's outrageous.Copy !req
162. We'll kidnap and beat you guys up.
Then decide if you want to pay.Copy !req
163. - Run!
- Bratty kids!Copy !req
164. Kusano!Copy !req
165. What's wrong? Aren't you gonna
run away? If you wanna run, go ahead!Copy !req
166. If you go, we'll take really
good care of this guy.Copy !req
167. In place of you.Copy !req
168. - You guys fight dirty!
- What shall we do?Copy !req
169. Is something wrong?Copy !req
170. That's Onizuka. We're saved!Copy !req
171. I'm not Onizuka.Copy !req
172. I'm Doraemon from the 22nd century.Copy !req
173. DoraemonCopy !req
174. - Onizuka?
- Don't joke around, teacher!Copy !req
175. Teacher? What are you talking about?
I told you I was Doraemon.Copy !req
176. Hey, guys. Are you
harassing these kids?Copy !req
177. Looks like fun. Can I join you?Copy !req
178. - Could you give me a light?
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
179. Who are you?Copy !req
180. Me? I'm Doraemon.
I'm the head of the Santama group.Copy !req
181. - You're the head of Santama?
- Right. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
182. Why are you befriending them?
Aren't you a teacher?Copy !req
183. You guys are so annoying.
I am Doraemon. I don't know you guys.Copy !req
184. Unbelievable!Copy !req
185. Well, if I were a teacher,
I would probably tell you guys this:Copy !req
186. You should be men enough to
take care of your own problems.Copy !req
187. - Let go of me! Shit!
- I'm telling you to stop!Copy !req
188. - They look so dorky, like larvae!
- They look nice and warm!Copy !req
189. - Now we have human punching bags!
- Hitting them should feel very real.Copy !req
190. Do you think you can get away
with this? We'll report it!Copy !req
191. Then you guys will—Copy !req
192. A punching bag shouldn't be talking.Copy !req
193. Hey, Joe! Show your punches
to the children of Namidabashi!Copy !req
194. Rule number one for tomorrow:
Left jab to the inside.Copy !req
195. - Hit! Hit!
- Please don't!Copy !req
196. I will burn out till I turn to ashes.Copy !req
197. - One, two—
- Wait!Copy !req
198. - Teacher!
- What is it, Doraemon?Copy !req
199. You guys are too lenient.
How long have you been gang members?Copy !req
200. As a bystander,
I wouldn't be satisfied until...Copy !req
201. I see your manhood by dragging them
with a motorcycle around the city.Copy !req
202. - Really?
- How about burning them alive?Copy !req
203. - Target practice?
- Dipping them into the pond?Copy !req
204. All of them lack true originality.Copy !req
205. - What the hell?
- Save us, teacher!Copy !req
206. Oh, I know. Push them over!Copy !req
207. A bungee jump from the Bay Bridge.
Isn't that cool?Copy !req
208. Hey, Onizuka! You're joking, right?Copy !req
209. - You're gonna kill us?
- Teacher, please!Copy !req
210. Ready, set, go!Copy !req
211. - Wow, it's outrageously high!
- It took five seconds!Copy !req
212. Are you crazy? Are you seriously
gonna let them do this, Onizuka?Copy !req
213. You'll be fine. We have rope.Copy !req
214. - Those are for packing boxes!
- You usually use a bungee cord!Copy !req
215. The right way is to use a rope.
Plastic stretches.Copy !req
216. If you double it, it'll be fine.Copy !req
217. - Okay, do you wanna get started?
- Yeah!Copy !req
218. Stop, stop! Hey, let go!
Help, someone!Copy !req
219. What a wimp!
You act so big at school.Copy !req
220. When things get tough,
don't whine and count on others.Copy !req
221. Show some guts.
Aren't you man enough?Copy !req
222. Or are you just a guy
with a mother complex?Copy !req
223. What did you say?Copy !req
224. You couldn't protect the most important
thing for you the other day too.Copy !req
225. No matter how he normally is,
he does what he needs to do.Copy !req
226. That's how a man should be.Copy !req
227. Very well, I'll show you I can jump!Copy !req
228. - Murai...
- Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
229. If I jump, I'll never
let you touch my mother!Copy !req
230. - Murai!
- Are you all right?Copy !req
231. A perfect score, Kunio.Copy !req
232. - Hold on! We'll pull you up.
- Murai!Copy !req
233. This is entertaining!Copy !req
234. Which brat will challenge his fear
of Bay Bridge bungee jumping?Copy !req
235. Wait a second.
Doraemon, what are you doing?Copy !req
236. What am I doing? The next is
your turn. You know, taking turns.Copy !req
237. What are you saying? Don't make
stupid jokes! You're just Doraemon!Copy !req
238. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
239. What is it?Copy !req
240. I've come to save Yuria
from you villains.Copy !req
241. I'm Kenshiro!Copy !req
242. KenshiroCopy !req
243. No joke!Copy !req
244. Monster!Copy !req
245. I won't let you get away!Copy !req
246. The key is gone!Copy !req
247. Get in, guys!Copy !req
248. He is so used to it.Copy !req
249. Is he really a teacher?Copy !req
250. What an ordeal.Copy !req
251. You bastard!Copy !req
252. Damn it! He's coming after me!Copy !req
253. Slow down!Copy !req
254. You dummy! You're gonna end up
letting them get away!Copy !req
255. I'll show you my skills!Copy !req
256. What's up, Murai?
What are you looking at?Copy !req
257. This is the vice principal's car!Copy !req
258. Those guys stole his car!Copy !req
259. What did you say?
Now we have to get revenge for him!Copy !req
260. - You destroyed a trash can!
- Shut up! Be quiet!Copy !req
261. Wow! A bicycle!Copy !req
262. Wow! Traffic signs!Copy !req
263. A mailbox!Copy !req
264. Wow! A vending machine!Copy !req
265. Hey, wait! You villain!Copy !req
266. Please! Don't come!Copy !req
267. Those two cars! Stop!Copy !req
268. Hold up! Stop!Copy !req
269. I'll never let him get away!Copy !req
270. Please spare me, Doraemon!Copy !req
271. Good morning!Copy !req
272. My Cresta, where have you gone?Copy !req
273. Vice Principal! Your car is
in the parking lot!Copy !req
274. Was it found?Copy !req
275. Let me through. Please move over!Copy !req
276. My Cresta!Copy !req
277. You must be the owner.Copy !req
278. We need to ask you
some questions about a car chase.Copy !req
279. - What?
- It won't take very long.Copy !req
280. What is this?Copy !req
281. - The vice principal in a car chase?
- I didn't do anything! I'm the victim!Copy !req
282. Look at my Cresta! I...Copy !req
283. Midnight Car ChaseCopy !req
284. Amazing! It's the top story!Copy !req
285. Let me see. The criminal was
an animation character? So stupid!Copy !req
286. It can't be true.Copy !req
287. But it's amazing that
we got away from the police.Copy !req
288. My driving technique is
as good as Initial D.Copy !req
289. What? The car was totaled!Copy !req
290. The streets in Tokyo are too narrow.Copy !req
291. But I've never been so excited!Copy !req
292. I thought so.
Hey, Kunio! Dearest Kunio!Copy !req
293. Could you pass me
my cigarettes and lighter?Copy !req
294. Hey, Murai. Are you still upset
about the bungee jump?Copy !req
295. Just let it go.
It got us away from those jerks.Copy !req
296. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
297. You hold grudges, don't you?Copy !req
298. Kunio, don't take too much time—Copy !req
299. You got tricked! So corny!Copy !req
300. When you were busy reading the paper,
I turned the flame up.Copy !req
301. Well, I'll call it even now.Copy !req
302. You want me to be friendly
with you. I guess that's okay.Copy !req
303. How can you call it even?
I'll get change.Copy !req
304. What about my hair?Copy !req
305. You look like a juvenile delinquent
in an old cartoon!Copy !req
306. Silver FlyCopy !req
307. Don't laugh! I'm gonna make
all of you bungee jump again!Copy !req
308. You and me, let's go awayCopy !req
309. To look for new emotions todayCopy !req
310. Together we can overcomeCopy !req
311. Because I want to enjoy a new tomorrowCopy !req
312. Open your eyes and open the doorCopy !req
313. The world in front of your eyesCopy !req
314. I want to go out
With my favorite soundsCopy !req
315. I will taste my childhood emotionsCopy !req
316. I'm here to enjoy the sunlightCopy !req
317. I'm enjoying myself
More than in the pastCopy !req
318. I want to see you, but I can'tCopy !req
319. So I just embrace my loveCopy !req
320. Even walking on a crowded streetCopy !req
321. Your smile makes my head spinCopy !req
322. Next EpisodeCopy !req
323. What? An underwear thief!Copy !req
324. Isn't it possible that
a teacher is the thief?Copy !req
325. That hurts.Copy !req
326. Are you okay?
Wait, you're in my class.Copy !req
327. My name is Tomoko Nomura.
But please call me Tomo-chan!Copy !req