1. I can't get into a love songCopy !req
2. That's sung for a million peopleCopy !req
3. This town critically tells me
to love someone, but it's justCopy !req
4. Easy love! Easy come! Easy go!Copy !req
5. The future is much more
realistic than I imaginedCopy !req
6. It looks like cars won't
be flying for a whileCopy !req
7. And once again today, I'm on the subwayCopy !req
8. Left behind by the silent
strangers and the town...Copy !req
9. So I'm lonely lonely Even on nights
so lonely we're about to breakCopy !req
10. Lonely lonely It's only you who
stays true to their original loveCopy !req
11. Lonely lonely Every day when
I'm freezing and missing youCopy !req
12. I've decided not to force
myself to say what I can't sayCopy !req
13. That person is the only one
who can make my heart hotCopy !req
14. I wish I could forget...Copy !req
15. Love me Love Me
This heart is strong yet weakCopy !req
16. Kiss me Kiss me On nights
when I'm alone and desperateCopy !req
17. Nobody knows what means love soCopy !req
18. Do you know how love song goes on?Copy !req
19. Good afternoon. It's July 22nd.
This is the news at noon.Copy !req
20. First, we have a report
about a groom imposter...Copy !req
21. who appeared
at the chapel in Kichijoji...Copy !req
22. around 3:00 p.m. yesterday.Copy !req
23. The unidentified imposter
disappeared from the chapel.Copy !req
24. He has been missing ever since.Copy !req
25. The real groom is also missing.Copy !req
26. There is a possibility
that foul play may be involved...Copy !req
27. and the police have
begun an investigation.Copy !req
28. Next on the news.Copy !req
29. The other day...Copy !req
30. a bride came to Tom-Tom,
the panda at the Kitano Zoo.Copy !req
31. He hasn't shown
any interest in the bride...Copy !req
32. but is instead interested in
a female polar bear in the next cage.Copy !req
33. - If this continues, people worry...Copy !req
34. - What's wrong with everyone?Copy !req
35. his offspring won't be black & white
but will instead be a plain white bear.Copy !req
36. The Zoo staff are discussing...Copy !req
37. - ... what measures to take.Copy !req
38. - Everyone makes fun of me!Copy !req
39. This Zoo had a similar
incident once before...Copy !req
40. What?Copy !req
41. when a penguin
was attracted to a swan...Copy !req
42. Yes, you can choose your swimsuit.Copy !req
43. But you should avoid...Copy !req
44. anything that isn't
appropriate for your age.Copy !req
45. I'm glad! For this trip to Okinawa...Copy !req
46. I was worried that we could
only wear a school swimsuit.Copy !req
47. Excuse us.Copy !req
48. Let's go to Marui on the way home.Copy !req
49. Shoot! What a shame!Copy !req
50. Miss Kadena
isn't going to Okinawa.Copy !req
51. I want to see that
nice body in a swimsuit!Copy !req
52. Yeah, yeah!
Oh, but Miss Fuyutsuki is going!Copy !req
53. Idiot! Why would I want
to see Miss Fuyutsuki's body?Copy !req
54. Well...Copy !req
55. Her face is cute,
but with those small boobs...Copy !req
56. even if she wears a swimsuit,
she won't look sexy at all.Copy !req
57. That's true. Her shape is
like a kid in elementary school.Copy !req
58. Some of the girls in our class
have much bigger breasts.Copy !req
59. She would look better
in the school swimsuit.Copy !req
60. You're right!Copy !req
61. Well, I can understand
the kids' focus on women's breasts.Copy !req
62. A woman's appeal is not
based just on her breasts.Copy !req
63. I don't want everything
to be determined by the breasts.Copy !req
64. I'm going to Okinawa.
How can I be depressed?Copy !req
65. All right. I'm going
to get a new swimsuit.Copy !req
66. Good. I'm starting to feel better.Copy !req
67. Well, which one should I take...?Copy !req
68. Well, as an adult, and a teacher,
I can forgive the students.Copy !req
69. I can't forgive this man!Copy !req
70. What?
Aren't you going, Miss Kadena?Copy !req
71. It won't be fun!Copy !req
72. I've heard you'll be staying at
a posh hotel with an excellent clinic.Copy !req
73. So whatever happens,
you don't have to worry.Copy !req
74. I just feel bad that
I can't show off my swimsuit.Copy !req
75. That's it! That's the point!
Everyone was looking forward to it.Copy !req
76. Huh, are you interested in it, too?
Me in my swimsuit?Copy !req
77. Of course.Copy !req
78. Is it as great as I imagine?Copy !req
79. Of course!Copy !req
80. Wow! Just imagining it
gives me a nosebleed.Copy !req
81. You're disgusting! Even though
I can't, Miss Fuyutsuki's going.Copy !req
82. Fuyutsuki?Copy !req
83. Yeah, that's true. But...Copy !req
84. Just between you and me,
Fuyutsuki's boobs are small.Copy !req
85. So even if she wears a swimsuit,
she won't look like a real woman.Copy !req
86. That's a terrible thing
to say about Miss Fuyutsuki.Copy !req
87. But a great swimsuit is
a result of the breasts.Copy !req
88. If a body has big breasts
and a narrow waist...Copy !req
89. I'll get excited!Copy !req
90. But if it's a straight line
from the top to bottom...Copy !req
91. it's like a burdock root.Copy !req
92. Straight Like A Burdock Root
(Flat-Chested)Copy !req
93. Darn you! I'm sorry
that I'm a burdock root!Copy !req
94. Just watch me!
Eikichi Onizuka, 22 years old!Copy !req
95. I'll show you how the burdock
root survives in this world!Copy !req
96. And watch out, Okinawa!Copy !req
97. With my new swimsuit...Copy !req
98. all of the men's eyes
will be glued on me!Copy !req
99. I wonder if this is too flashy...Copy !req
100. Look at that! That older woman
is trying to look young...Copy !req
101. Quiet. She can hear you.Copy !req
102. But she's choosing
a really flashy design...Copy !req
103. that won't fit
unless she has a nice body.Copy !req
104. The sunflower
on the chest may wither...Copy !req
105. If you're wearing one in Okinawa...Copy !req
106. it's better to choose one which
reflects the sunshine, because...Copy !req
107. the light gives you
a sense of proportion...Copy !req
108. and your body looks nicer.Copy !req
109. Miss Kadena...Copy !req
110. What a coincidence!Copy !req
111. Well, with which swimsuit
should I attack the summer?Copy !req
112. What about you?
Did you find anything good?Copy !req
113. Well...Copy !req
114. Nothing is quite right for me...Copy !req
115. Really?Copy !req
116. There isn't a swimsuit that looks
good on a burdock root, is there?Copy !req
117. Oh, you heard him...Copy !req
118. That's all right.
Onizuka is the bad one...Copy !req
119. You defended me...Copy !req
120. He didn't say that
with any mean intent.Copy !req
121. It was just a joke.Copy !req
122. I hope Onizuka gets eaten
by a shark in Okinawa.Copy !req
123. But because of him
everyone can go to Okinawa.Copy !req
124. And you're staying at a luxurious
resort hotel on the beach...Copy !req
125. with a show of habu
and mongoose.Copy !req
126. Habu is good, too.Copy !req
127. I hope it bites him.Copy !req
128. I thought Onizuka was great...Copy !req
129. What?Copy !req
130. To tell you the truth, I've heard that
the students initiated the incident.Copy !req
131. This is a secret, you know.Copy !req
132. But he didn't let on about any of it.Copy !req
133. He is amazing.Copy !req
134. He accepted all responsibility...Copy !req
135. and he made allies of the students
who were denouncing him.Copy !req
136. I can't follow in his footsteps.Copy !req
137. Whether being silent about
the incident is the right thing to do...Copy !req
138. is a different issue.Copy !req
139. But I wonder what gives him
the ability to draw people to him.Copy !req
140. It really is a mystery.Copy !req
141. But he called me a burdock root!
I can't forgive him!Copy !req
142. - Onizuka!
- Well, well, calm down.Copy !req
143. For whatever reason, you can't
help thinking of Mr. Onizuka.Copy !req
144. I see.Copy !req
145. You like Mr. Onizuka, don't you?Copy !req
146. No, no!Copy !req
147. He's just my colleague.Copy !req
148. When just a colleague speaks
about someone behind her back...Copy !req
149. she shouldn't get mad like you do.Copy !req
150. I'm just...Copy !req
151. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone.Copy !req
152. What's wrong with a love affair
at the workplace?Copy !req
153. There are some people hiding
their relationships at our school.Copy !req
154. - But I'm saying...
- Here!Copy !req
155. In this case, leave
choosing your swimsuit to me!Copy !req
156. Here we go.Copy !req
157. I'll pick a great one
dripping with femininity!Copy !req
158. Femininity!
I can't wear something...!Copy !req
159. You can't win like that!Copy !req
160. Listen! Your swimsuit
is a battle uniform.Copy !req
161. Battle uniform?Copy !req
162. - I'm not going to Okinawa for war...
- No!Copy !req
163. This is your war.Copy !req
164. We have to pick your battle
uniform with lots of thought!Copy !req
165. You must show your
feminine side once in a while.Copy !req
166. Otherwise, you'll never attract him.Copy !req
167. Feminine side?Copy !req
168. Now...Copy !req
169. I'll make you try on many of these.
Hold this and this...Copy !req
170. But I am...Copy !req
171. Never mind! Hey, Miss...!Copy !req
172. - Well...
- We'd like to try some...Copy !req
173. - Which one would you like to try?
- All of the ones she's holding now...Copy !req
174. Come this way.Copy !req
175. Feminine side...Copy !req
176. Burdock Root For LifeCopy !req
177. What do you think?Copy !req
178. One moment.Copy !req
179. I'm going to imagine Okinawa.Copy !req
180. Well... How is it?Copy !req
181. I'll be blunt...Copy !req
182. It's weak.Copy !req
183. Weak?Copy !req
184. You look like a pupil
on a school trip to the sea.Copy !req
185. It's on the level of Katsuura beach.Copy !req
186. Really? For me this is a much
more adventurous suit than usual.Copy !req
187. Where?Copy !req
188. Look. Here the leg is cut a bit high.Copy !req
189. You don't have something showy...Copy !req
190. Something flashy...
Like an aphrodisiac to attract men...Copy !req
191. Next! You bought
two more, didn't you?Copy !req
192. Do you always buy
several suits like this?Copy !req
193. This is the first time
I've bought three suits at once.Copy !req
194. These are battle uniforms.Copy !req
195. Based on the conditions,
you need to change them.Copy !req
196. Conditions?Copy !req
197. For example, if you take it off
right away in Onizuka's room...Copy !req
198. a bikini is better...Copy !req
199. I won't take it off!Copy !req
200. You won't?Copy !req
201. Of course not!Copy !req
202. If you're not serious about this,
you should say so!Copy !req
203. There's no need to pick a swimsuit.Copy !req
204. No, that isn't right. I mean...Copy !req
205. You want to show your
feminine side, don't you?Copy !req
206. Yes...Copy !req
207. Then this is next!Copy !req
208. This may be a bit too much...Copy !req
209. I'm a teacher
supervising the students...Copy !req
210. It isn't too much, it's too little.Copy !req
211. Oh, no. I won't comment because
I don't want to hurt your feelings.Copy !req
212. What's the matter, Miss Fuyutsuki?Copy !req
213. Nothing...Copy !req
214. Cheer up! Let's try the last one!Copy !req
215. I tried to be different
and went with a classical look...Copy !req
216. but this looks more like
a prisoner from the old days.Copy !req
217. Sorry, sorry. I guess
I was thinking too much.Copy !req
218. Miss Fuyutsuki...?Copy !req
219. Miss Kadena, are you
enjoying making fun of me?Copy !req
220. No, not at all! I'm thinking of you!Copy !req
221. What should I do?
We're leaving tomorrow...!Copy !req
222. I guess we have
to go with this swimsuit...Copy !req
223. But if I look like
a pupil on a school trip...Copy !req
224. I'm sorry. I knew it
when you tried it on at the store.Copy !req
225. It's my fault that I didn't say anything
because I was trying to be polite.Copy !req
226. I'll tell you bluntly.Copy !req
227. It's your breasts!Copy !req
228. You don't have enough
volume in your breasts.Copy !req
229. Look. That is a one-piece.Copy !req
230. Without breasts, it looks
straighter than other kinds.Copy !req
231. Straighter...?Copy !req
232. I guess we need
to make your breasts.Copy !req
233. We need to insert pads
in there to make some cleavage.Copy !req
234. That's right!
In order to make a woman...Copy !req
235. it comes down to the breasts!Copy !req
236. Breasts! Breasts!Copy !req
237. What's the matter?Copy !req
238. Your words are
worse than Onizuka's...Copy !req
239. because they are so direct.Copy !req
240. Cheer up!
You haven't lost the battle yet.Copy !req
241. That's right! I have
something good, Miss Fuyutsuki!Copy !req
242. Tadaaaa! Here is
a woman's weapon, an air pad!Copy !req
243. Air pad?Copy !req
244. Yes! I just found it
and bought it today.Copy !req
245. The breast pad has
an air induction system.Copy !req
246. After you put it on,
you insert air with this.Copy !req
247. Your breasts will be pushed up,
and you can control their size.Copy !req
248. It's cheating, isn't it?Copy !req
249. That's all right.Copy !req
250. If you don't take them off,
no one will know about it.Copy !req
251. I'm going to the store again
to get the ones suitable for you.Copy !req
252. Yes, it's important
to make a decision!Copy !req
253. But...!Copy !req
254. Summer is a time
when a woman changes.Copy !req
255. Or are you thinking about
when you'll take it off?Copy !req
256. What?Copy !req
257. Oh, wait! Miss Kadena!Copy !req
258. All right.Copy !req
259. This is a monster.Copy !req
260. This much...? Oops, too small!Copy !req
261. This is the same as mine.Copy !req
262. These may be good...!Copy !req
263. Yes. If I had breasts, I'm not bad...Copy !req
264. Good! Good!Copy !req
265. So this is what it's like
to have big breasts.Copy !req
266. Wonderful! Wonderful!Copy !req
267. I'm the best!Copy !req
268. Balloons won't work...Copy !req
269. What's this? Looks like a loincloth.Copy !req
270. And it's silver.Copy !req
271. If she wears it, she'll get
arrested for public indecency.Copy !req
272. This is too much.
There are strings at each side.Copy !req
273. I can't believe it.Copy !req
274. Miss Kadena wears
this kind of swimsuit.Copy !req
275. But... I wonder
if Onizuka likes this kind...Copy !req
276. Fuyutsuki...Copy !req
277. You are the type that looks thinner...Copy !req
278. than you are
when you wear clothes.Copy !req
279. Is that right?Copy !req
280. Cheers to you who looks
thinner in clothes!Copy !req
281. Onizuka...Copy !req
282. What am I imagining?Copy !req
283. It makes me feel cheap!Copy !req
284. If I'm like this, I won't be
qualified to guide my students!Copy !req
285. Wait a minute.Copy !req
286. If I imagined that...Copy !req
287. does it mean
I really like Onizuka...?Copy !req
288. Never mind that, but I'm
going to borrow it for a minute...Copy !req
289. Just for a moment...Copy !req
290. Wow...!Copy !req
291. I don't know why,
but this is really sexy.Copy !req
292. This doesn't look like me!Copy !req
293. I feel like an adult!Copy !req
294. Surely I will be able to flaunt
my feminine side with this...Copy !req
295. It's really good! Your swimsuit.Copy !req
296. Really?Copy !req
297. Yeah, you're the best.Copy !req
298. Especially that hair...Copy !req
299. For Certain Reasons,
We Cannot Show The ImageCopy !req
300. All right.Copy !req
301. Now it's perfect!Copy !req
302. In order to make a woman,
it comes down to the breasts!Copy !req
303. Breasts! Breasts!Copy !req
304. I'm borrowing this, too!Copy !req
305. Wow! What a great swimsuit!
There's cleavage!Copy !req
306. Now I won't let anyone call me
a burdock or withered sunflower!Copy !req
307. Here's an idea!Copy !req
308. If I make my hair color lighter
to match the swimsuit...Copy !req
309. I may even look cute!Copy !req
310. I may look too polished!Copy !req
311. It may be too light.
But I guess it's okay.Copy !req
312. Wow! Sharon Stone!Copy !req
313. It doesn't look like me!Copy !req
314. What shall I do?
I'm getting excited!Copy !req
315. I've got an idea!Copy !req
316. Should I bleach my hair more?
Oh, I have to put on eye shadow...Copy !req
317. Wear eyelashes!Copy !req
318. If I've gone this far, maybe
I should change my eyes to blue...Copy !req
319. This is fun!Copy !req
320. Oh, with this swimsuit,
I should tan my body.Copy !req
321. I think I have a tanning machine
that I won at Bingo...Copy !req
322. when I went to the second party
for Yoshimi's wedding...Copy !req
323. I'm going to do it! I will!Copy !req
324. I've found one!Copy !req
325. I've found the swimsuit
which is best for Miss Fuyutsuki!Copy !req
326. Here it is!Copy !req
327. Who are you?Copy !req
328. You're kidding me!
Are you Miss Fuyutsuki?Copy !req
329. What shall I do?Copy !req
330. I can't go on a school trip
like this! Not with this style!Copy !req
331. Wait! Calm down.
All right, Miss Fuyutsuki?Copy !req
332. What happened?
How did this happen? Talk to me.Copy !req
333. I did too much!
Too much! Too much!Copy !req
334. When I realized I look like this!Copy !req
335. Don't cry with those eyes
like a Hollywood actress!Copy !req
336. It's scary!Copy !req
337. Anyway, we still
have time until morning.Copy !req
338. So cheer up! All right?Copy !req
339. I tanned my skin! It's so dark! Dark!Copy !req
340. That's all right! Calm down.Copy !req
341. Oh, I have a good idea.Copy !req
342. What...?Copy !req
343. Miss Fuyutsuki is late...Copy !req
344. The meeting time
passed a long time ago.Copy !req
345. This is why young people
these days are...Copy !req
346. Hello! Good morning!Copy !req
347. What?
Miss Fuyutsuki hasn't come yet?Copy !req
348. No...Copy !req
349. Women have to do a lot of things.Copy !req
350. Before going out...Copy !req
351. they have to choose
clothes, make-up, and so forth...Copy !req
352. Idiot!Copy !req
353. She's a teacher.Copy !req
354. What is she going to do
in such an unstable frame of mind?Copy !req
355. I've brought Miss Fuyutsuki!Copy !req
356. Oh, here she comes!Copy !req
357. - Hey, Fuyutsuki! Here! Here...!
- Miss Fuyutsuki, we were worried...Copy !req
358. Why don't you get on your bus...?Copy !req
359. Anything wrong?Copy !req
360. Onizuka...Copy !req
361. What is it?Copy !req
362. Oh, (Beep) Suzuki!Copy !req
363. It's like I thought...Copy !req
364. Like I thought...! Like I thought...!Copy !req
365. I'm not going!
I'm definitely not going!Copy !req
366. That's all right...Copy !req
367. That's all right!Copy !req
368. I'm not going!Copy !req
369. Where is our future going?Copy !req
370. Maybe it knows of this aimless journey
And simply flew awayCopy !req
371. If you can stop our gloomy daysCopy !req
372. I will listen to all you sayCopy !req
373. However much we have,
There is always something lackingCopy !req
374. The wind will always blow
And carry the scent awayCopy !req
375. I am searching for our future nowCopy !req
376. Don't laugh because
It may really go awayCopy !req
377. Remember these
Strained words I sayCopy !req
378. The night is almost over,
So let's run through this momentCopy !req
379. All we have is this precious momentCopy !req
380. All we have is this precious momentCopy !req
381. Before the endless night beginsCopy !req
382. Embrace this precious nightCopy !req
383. Next EpisodeCopy !req
384. "A Boy Riding on a Dolphin"
by Michiru Jo!Copy !req
385. He must be stupid!
He is old enough to know better!Copy !req
386. Under these circumstances,
how can I enjoy my time?Copy !req
387. For example...
why don't you hang yourself?Copy !req
388. I'll make sure they have
a memorable time.Copy !req
389. SEE YA NEXT TIMECopy !req