1. My adrenaline's always flowin'Copy !req
2. So it feels like I'll overheatCopy !req
3. Even if I explode and turn to ashesCopy !req
4. I'll probably still be laughing
Just like thisCopy !req
5. Blowing past the town
To the ends of the worldCopy !req
6. Let's burn rubber
And die together like loversCopy !req
7. Let's cut loose
Until we reach our limitCopy !req
8. So we can reach the horizonCopy !req
9. Crash! Into the rolling morningCopy !req
10. Flash!
I'm in the coolest driver's highCopy !req
11. Toward the finish lineCopy !req
12. O.K. Then, I'll use
a gun microphone from now on.Copy !req
13. Now, let's go to a live report...Copy !req
14. five, four, three, two, one...Copy !req
15. Today, I'm interviewing Mr. Onizuka,
a new teacher at a private school...Copy !req
16. who rescued the kidnapped daughter
of an assemblyman like an action hero!Copy !req
17. Mr. Onizuka...Copy !req
18. Hello!Copy !req
19. I'm Eikichi Onizuka,
22 years old, a bachelor!Copy !req
20. My hobbies are cosplay
and surfing the Internet.Copy !req
21. I'm currently looking for a girlfriend!Copy !req
22. Isn't this a nationwide broadcast?Copy !req
23. He is hopeless...
desperately hopeless...Copy !req
24. Let me ask you about the incident.Copy !req
25. It was such a courageous act.
But weren't you scared?Copy !req
26. Heisei Version KinpachiCopy !req
27. I concentrated more on the mission,
rather than the fear, I should say.Copy !req
28. Onizuka, 22 Years Old, Single
Great Teacher,
Seeking GirlfriendCopy !req
29. By the way, my favorite type
of girl is Nanako Matsushima.Copy !req
30. I heard that you were shot
with a pistol in the abdomen.Copy !req
31. Well... compared
to her emotional pain...Copy !req
32. taking a bullet or two
was just like an itch!Copy !req
33. Ah, the age limit is 19!Copy !req
34. It's kind of a hassle
after the law passed...Copy !req
35. Those were the comments
from Mr. Eikichi Onizuka.Copy !req
36. A mere teacher for life!Copy !req
37. Critique Of Pure Reason:
KantCopy !req
38. Any girl who looks like
Nanako Matsushima!Copy !req
39. I'm waiting for your letter!Copy !req
40. Philosophical Investigations:
WittgensteinCopy !req
41. Would you show
my mailing address?Copy !req
42. Why would we do that?Copy !req
43. See? Interesting, isn't he?Copy !req
44. It could be a little entertainment
to kill time, I think.Copy !req
45. That's all from here,
live in Kichijoji!Copy !req
46. Please don't edit out the part
about my looking for a girlfriend.Copy !req
47. - Please! Please!
- It's a live broadcast!Copy !req
48. Eikichi Onizuka!
Yoroshiku!Copy !req
49. Back to you, in studio!Copy !req
50. Miyabi... it didn't work?Copy !req
51. Yes, it did.Copy !req
52. I know her character
better than anyone else does.Copy !req
53. That girl certainly got interested!Copy !req
54. If that's the case...!Copy !req
55. It's all over
for Onizuka this time...Copy !req
56. Please give me more time!Copy !req
57. I beg of you!
Please! Please!Copy !req
58. Help! Hee! Help!Copy !req
59. So...Copy !req
60. Have you received any letters...Copy !req
61. or calls from women saying
they want to be your girlfriend?Copy !req
62. Nothing.Copy !req
63. I figured...Copy !req
64. No! It's not over yet!Copy !req
65. There must be
complicated reasons like...Copy !req
66. post offices were closed for holidays
or the phone system was down or...Copy !req
67. Eikichi, let me
clarify this for you!Copy !req
68. There is no way you can attract a girl
after acting so stupid on national TV!Copy !req
69. Did you say stupid? Stupid?Copy !req
70. Anyone would think you're stupid!Copy !req
71. What was up with that
weird dinosaur get-up?Copy !req
72. Oh, no...
you guys are at it again!Copy !req
73. Ever since high school
you guys were quick to pick a fight...Copy !req
74. and couldn't get rid of
your bad habits.Copy !req
75. You guys haven't made
much progress.Copy !req
76. Nagisa...Copy !req
77. Nagisa! Long time no see!Copy !req
78. Don't touch my girl!Copy !req
79. Stingy!Copy !req
80. Here you are!Copy !req
81. I saw you on TV
and in the newspapers.Copy !req
82. Eikichi seems more and more
like a real teacher.Copy !req
83. Well... I would say
it's my vocation...Copy !req
84. Just his imagination,
just his imagination!Copy !req
85. If you find a cute girlfriend,
your rosy life will be complete!Copy !req
86. You're right!Copy !req
87. That's my current headache!Copy !req
88. Hey, Nagisa,
aren't there girls at your college...Copy !req
89. cute, gentle,
and voluptuous like you?Copy !req
90. I guess...
there is no such girl...Copy !req
91. Come on, Eikichi...Copy !req
92. I'm serious.
Nagisa, you're a man's fantasy...Copy !req
93. no, ideal itself!Copy !req
94. Your boobs... and boobs...
and boobs...Copy !req
95. But it's not that easy.Copy !req
96. They give me stiff shoulders.Copy !req
97. Besides, I heard they would
hang low when I get old.Copy !req
98. I see.Copy !req
99. I happen to know a pressure point
for keeping your boobs firm and up.Copy !req
100. Do you want me to press it?Copy !req
101. What?Copy !req
102. This one has been passed down
for a million years in China...Copy !req
103. and is believed to have
miraculous efficacy.Copy !req
104. Women who have this point
pressed are said...Copy !req
105. to have "rocket boobs"
even at the age of 90.Copy !req
106. "Bee-tick, bee-tick.Copy !req
107. Tick-tick, toon-toon."Copy !req
108. Where's the non-flabby point?Copy !req
109. You punched me really hard!
Seriously!Copy !req
110. Shut up! You tried to massage
my girlfriend's boobs!Copy !req
111. Stop it, you two!Copy !req
112. Hey. You are monopolizing
those giant boobs!Copy !req
113. Your attitude sucks!
You, the pervert teacher!Copy !req
114. A girlfriend.Copy !req
115. I need to get serious
about finding one.Copy !req
116. I wish I could find one
lying around somewhere.Copy !req
117. Her hair should be long
like this.Copy !req
118. She should be slender
with big boobs...Copy !req
119. wearing a skirt with a slit,
looking sharp...Copy !req
120. Wow!Copy !req
121. Lucky!Copy !req
122. I heard about a fountain
in a foreign country...Copy !req
123. where you throw a coin
over your shoulder...Copy !req
124. and your wish comes true
or something.Copy !req
125. So, let there be luck!Copy !req
126. I guess I sound like
a superstitious old man.Copy !req
127. I wish I could find a cute girlfriend!Copy !req
128. Well, it would be too easy
if I could find one just by doing this!Copy !req
129. Wow!Copy !req
130. Her hair should be long...Copy !req
131. slender with big boobs...Copy !req
132. wearing a skirt with a slit,
looking sharp...Copy !req
133. Is... is this a dream?Copy !req
134. Or did that five-yen coin
actually work so fast?Copy !req
135. Teacher?Copy !req
136. WHAT?Copy !req
137. You're Mr. Onizuka, aren't you?Copy !req
138. You were on TV.Copy !req
139. Uh... yes...Copy !req
140. I became a huge fan of yours
after watching that talk show!Copy !req
141. Banzai Daytime News ShowCopy !req
142. Hail the talk show!Copy !req
143. You!Copy !req
144. Um... uh... it's my motorcycle.Copy !req
145. Then let's go!Copy !req
146. Go...? Where?Copy !req
147. It's obvious... isn't it?Copy !req
148. Well... the only place...Copy !req
149. I haven't asked your name yet.Copy !req
150. What? What did you say?Copy !req
151. Name!Copy !req
152. Urumi Kanzaki!Copy !req
153. Urumi.Copy !req
154. That's an unusual name.Copy !req
155. So, Urumi, how old are you?Copy !req
156. Nineteen!Copy !req
157. Bingo! She's barely safe!Copy !req
158. Ah! Turn right there and stop!Copy !req
159. Oh, all right.Copy !req
160. Good! No one's here!Copy !req
161. This place is...Copy !req
162. LaundromatCopy !req
163. Don't tell me she wants
to do it in a place like this.Copy !req
164. Too bold, baby!Copy !req
165. Teacher...Copy !req
166. Whoa... wow!Copy !req
167. I'll never forget you,
Urumi Kanzaki!Copy !req
168. My first girl...Copy !req
169. Now, let me use this
until my clothes dry.Copy !req
170. I might catch a cold
if I stay in wet clothes!Copy !req
171. So, the place you
wanted to go was...Copy !req
172. Of course,
where I can dry my clothes!Copy !req
173. Where did you think it was?Copy !req
174. Uh... well... it was...Copy !req
175. I knew it was
too good to be true...Copy !req
176. I wonder what this is.Copy !req
177. Good! This will work!Copy !req
178. Here! Put this on.
It's too cold to stay naked, isn't it?Copy !req
179. Ah... no. Not really...Copy !req
180. Stop.Copy !req
181. Stop it. I have no inclination...Copy !req
182. Never mind... never mind...Copy !req
183. It looks good on you!Copy !req
184. Does it, really?Copy !req
185. Here's the next one.Copy !req
186. What?Copy !req
187. Whoa! Look what's in here...
this and that...Copy !req
188. Umm... excuse me...Copy !req
189. - Here. Hold this in your hand.
- What?Copy !req
190. Oh, take your pants off
and put this on.Copy !req
191. - Put this on, too.
- You mean... this is...Copy !req
192. - Here! This and this and...
- Um... hey, hey...Copy !req
193. Ah... this is...Copy !req
194. Let me see.
That looks pretty good.Copy !req
195. You look great
and kind of kinky...Copy !req
196. Could this girl...Copy !req
197. with such a cute,
innocent face...Copy !req
198. have abnormal taste?Copy !req
199. What should you do,
Eikichi Onizuka?Copy !req
200. You're 22 years old.Copy !req
201. Is it all right to step into...
the forbidden territory?Copy !req
202. Of course, there may never be
another chance like this!Copy !req
203. I should muster up
all my courage and...Copy !req
204. - Wait!
- What?Copy !req
205. Please help me kill some time.Copy !req
206. I have 60 or 70 long
and chillingly boring years...Copy !req
207. remaining in my life.Copy !req
208. What?Copy !req
209. Someone!Copy !req
210. - Hey... hey!
- Help!Copy !req
211. What's wrong?Copy !req
212. That pervert... to me... to me...Copy !req
213. What? That guy?Copy !req
214. - Hey, you! You're under arrest!
- What?Copy !req
215. Ah, no... no, no... this is...
Ha ha ha! Whoa!Copy !req
216. I'm sorry.Copy !req
217. Hey! Hold it!Copy !req
218. Hey, isn't Onizuka
extremely irritated today?Copy !req
219. Why wouldn't he be?Copy !req
220. But it's not like him
to get arrested...Copy !req
221. especially on suspicion
of molestation.Copy !req
222. But I heard that
the victim disappeared.Copy !req
223. Otherwise, he wouldn't
have been released.Copy !req
224. He insists he was set up...Copy !req
225. but I heard he was
in his underwear...Copy !req
226. and he had all kinds
of kinky props.Copy !req
227. Does it mean
he is guilty, then?Copy !req
228. I wouldn't be surprised
if he was.Copy !req
229. Stop making that sound!Copy !req
230. We'll believe you!Copy !req
231. Don't take it out on us!Copy !req
232. Stop it!Copy !req
233. A healthy spirit resides
in a healthy body!Copy !req
234. Come on. Put more spirit into it!
Three more rounds!Copy !req
235. Raise your thighs higher!Copy !req
236. Good morning!Copy !req
237. Huh? Good morning?Copy !req
238. What time do you think...Copy !req
239. I swear the girl approached me
saying she was my fan.Copy !req
240. Who would believe
such a ridiculous story?Copy !req
241. I'm telling you the truth!Copy !req
242. But that girl
called me a pervert...Copy !req
243. out of the blue...
and ran away.Copy !req
244. She set me up...Copy !req
245. I see. What a horrible girl...
to deceive you, Teacher.Copy !req
246. That's right. You understand...Copy !req
247. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
248. You wench!
The girl from yesterday!Copy !req
249. Urumi Kanzaki!Copy !req
250. What did you come here for?Copy !req
251. For what?
Because I belong in this class.Copy !req
252. Kanzaki... why?Copy !req
253. Don't lie to me. You told me
you were 19 last night!Copy !req
254. It's true.Copy !req
255. Right.Copy !req
256. Urumi KanzakiCopy !req
257. See?Copy !req
258. I've been absent
for quite some time.Copy !req
259. But I'll start coming
to school for a while.Copy !req
260. So, YoroshikuCopy !req
261. Don't be cheeky!Copy !req
262. You called me a pervert,
and I had to go through hell!Copy !req
263. What? Is that true?Copy !req
264. All I said was...Copy !req
265. "Someone!"Copy !req
266. "That man!"Copy !req
267. Just those three words.Copy !req
268. I never used the word "pervert."Copy !req
269. What?Copy !req
270. A King Cobra!
How cute!Copy !req
271. Are you trying
to change the subject?Copy !req
272. Do you think I will...Copy !req
273. Noooo!Copy !req
274. He's clamped on!Copy !req
275. on my... my...Copy !req
276. Someone! Someone!Copy !req
277. What's wrong?
Mr. Onizuka!Copy !req
278. A King... Cobra...
deadly poison...Copy !req
279. It's a King Cobra!
With deadly poison!Copy !req
280. Someone! Get it off of me!
Fuyutsuki!Copy !req
281. Nooo!Copy !req
282. What's all the fuss about?Copy !req
283. Help, Chairman! This!Copy !req
284. This!Copy !req
285. Miss Fuyutsuki,
give me that pair of scissors!Copy !req
286. Here they are!Copy !req
287. What are you going to do?Copy !req
288. The only thing we can do is
to cut it off...Copy !req
289. before the poison
goes all over his body.Copy !req
290. What?Copy !req
291. Um... excuse me.Copy !req
292. We can't waste even a second!Copy !req
293. Everyone, hold Mr. Onizuka tight.Copy !req
294. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
295. Wait... please...
I've never used it!Copy !req
296. And you're gonna cut it off?
That's too cruel!Copy !req
297. Is it more important
than your life?Copy !req
298. I don't want to lose
either of them!Copy !req
299. Hey, let go!
I'm telling you to let go!Copy !req
300. Excuse me, Mr. Onizuka.
Move your hands over!Copy !req
301. I don't want to!
No!Copy !req
302. What?Copy !req
303. This is...Copy !req
304. It's a Japanese rat snake...
it's not poisonous.Copy !req
305. So, it was a fake King Cobra.Copy !req
306. Gosh, simple as that!Copy !req
307. I... I've survived...Copy !req
308. Phew.Copy !req
309. But who in the world thought
of such an elaborate trick...Copy !req
310. It must be that girl!
Urumi Kanzaki!Copy !req
311. - What?
- Kanzaki?Copy !req
312. Bad news!Copy !req
313. Urumi Kanzaki came to school!Copy !req
314. Who's teaching
the next class in 3-4?Copy !req
315. Umm...Copy !req
316. It's me...Copy !req
317. Uh... what is it?Copy !req
318. Kanzaki...Copy !req
319. What? Kikuchi...Copy !req
320. it's been a long time...Copy !req
321. What have you come here for?Copy !req
322. What do you mean, "What?"Copy !req
323. It's natural for a student
to come to school, isn't it?Copy !req
324. I'm sure Aizawa or someone
asked you to come.Copy !req
325. Miyabi only told me that
there was an interesting teacher.Copy !req
326. He seems really interesting.Copy !req
327. I think I'll be able to
kill some time with him.Copy !req
328. Kanzaki!Copy !req
329. All rise!Copy !req
330. Bow!Copy !req
331. Be seated!Copy !req
332. So, you must be...Copy !req
333. Urumi Kanzaki!Copy !req
334. I'm sorry I've been
absent until today.Copy !req
335. Oh, it's all right.Copy !req
336. If you have any questions,
please don't hesitate to ask.Copy !req
337. Yes!Copy !req
338. Since the teachers were warning
me so much about her...Copy !req
339. I thought she'd be
more outrageous...Copy !req
340. but she looks like
an ordinary, gentle kid.Copy !req
341. ConfuciusCopy !req
342. Confucius says, "Study
at the right time and acquire it."Copy !req
343. "What a pleasure it is."Copy !req
344. "Friends come to visit from afar."Copy !req
345. "What a pleasure it is."Copy !req
346. "Unless you know the person well..."Copy !req
347. "... do not have negative thoughts
towards them."Copy !req
348. "This is the virtue of a wise man."Copy !req
349. Chinese Classics IIICopy !req
350. In short, what Confucius
wanted to teach was...Copy !req
351. that to study
and acquire knowledge...Copy !req
352. by reviewing at the right time
is such a pleasure.Copy !req
353. Also, what a pleasure it is...Copy !req
354. to welcome a friend from afar
with the same aspirations.Copy !req
355. Now, let's have someone
read the next sentence.Copy !req
356. Teacher!Copy !req
357. Ah, then, Miss Kanzaki.Copy !req
358. Yes. Ah, before that,
I'd like to ask a question.Copy !req
359. Sure. What is it?Copy !req
360. If you say Confucius' words...Copy !req
361. in their original language,
it goes like this...Copy !req
362. Isn't it?Copy !req
363. But Confucius was
the very first scholar in China.Copy !req
364. When you take
the historical background...Copy !req
365. of his time
into consideration...Copy !req
366. I think it is more natural
to interpret...Copy !req
367. the Chinese character "Study"
as acquiring manners...Copy !req
368. suitable for noblemen.Copy !req
369. In other words, the part you said
was "to study at the right time"...Copy !req
370. could refer to social events
throughout the year.Copy !req
371. The part about friends visiting
refers to welcoming and entertaining...Copy !req
372. important guests from other villages
at those events.Copy !req
373. Also, the part about not knowing
the person and negative thoughts...Copy !req
374. could be interpreted
as working behind the scenes...Copy !req
375. at those events and rituals...Copy !req
376. without complaining
about the hard work.Copy !req
377. That is what
a true wise man would do.Copy !req
378. What do you think
of this interpretation?Copy !req
379. ResignationCopy !req
380. Whoa! Fuyutsuki!Copy !req
381. What are you doing,
submitting a letter of resignation?Copy !req
382. Leave me alone!Copy !req
383. I'd rather die...Copy !req
384. than not be able to answer
a question from a student!Copy !req
385. - Calm down. Cool down!
- It's O.K. I'm just a... just a...Copy !req
386. Fuyutsuki.Copy !req
387. These are Kanzaki's tactics.Copy !req
388. What?Copy !req
389. She is...Copy !req
390. to say the least,
a trickster, but, anyway...Copy !req
391. She makes it impossible
for a teacher to continue teaching.Copy !req
392. There are times...Copy !req
393. when she asks questions
that a teacher just can't answer.Copy !req
394. Other times she starts
some sort of trouble.Copy !req
395. So, the snake that bit
into my thing was her...Copy !req
396. But there is no proof.Copy !req
397. That's...Copy !req
398. Anyway, she plays all kinds
of tricks to harass teachers...Copy !req
399. without leaving any evidence.Copy !req
400. That's Urumi Kanzaki's
classroom terrorism.Copy !req
401. There are teachers who left...Copy !req
402. because they had
lost confidence...Copy !req
403. Classroom terrorism?
That's ridiculous!Copy !req
404. Hardcore Drill SergeantCopy !req
405. I don't care whether it's terrorism
or berrorism.Copy !req
406. There's no reason
we shouldn't do anything...Copy !req
407. if we already know
that much.Copy !req
408. I'll make her understand!Copy !req
409. Hmm!Copy !req
410. Ah... Mr. Onizuka, but...Copy !req
411. Just leave it to me!Copy !req
412. No! She is special!
Mr. Onizuka!Copy !req
413. Kanzaki!Copy !req
414. Don't you think your tricks
are a little over the line?Copy !req
415. Even gentle teachers
have their limits!Copy !req
416. What are you talking about?Copy !req
417. Urumi doesn't understand!Copy !req
418. Don't tell me
you don't understand.Copy !req
419. You tried to let a cobra
eat my crotch...Copy !req
420. made Fuyutsuki cry and... Ah!Copy !req
421. Come with me for a minute!Copy !req
422. Whoa!Copy !req
423. I will hang you upside down...Copy !req
424. and lower you
into the pool and...Copy !req
425. Mr. Onizuka.
Please stop.Copy !req
426. Fuyutsuki.Copy !req
427. Don't worry about me.Copy !req
428. It's my fault
I haven't studied enough...Copy !req
429. If you are this lenient,
students like her won't understand!Copy !req
430. Are you listening?Copy !req
431. Wait!Copy !req
432. Anyway, I'm gonna punish you
until you cry so hard that...Copy !req
433. Hey, Onizuka!Copy !req
434. What is it this time?Copy !req
435. What in the world are you doing?Copy !req
436. Please keep quiet.Copy !req
437. I am preaching to her
as a mere teacher...Copy !req
438. This is outrageous!Copy !req
439. She is special!
Don't you know?Copy !req
440. Ah... Take your dirty hands
off of her!Copy !req
441. Listen! We watch over her...Copy !req
442. as a special student
from the Ministry of Education.Copy !req
443. What the hell is that?Copy !req
444. This girl, Urumi Kanzaki,
is a super-genius with an IQ over 200.Copy !req
445. There are less than a handful
of them in the entire world.Copy !req
446. Do you understand?Copy !req
447. 200... IQ?Copy !req
448. So what?Copy !req
449. She has an official guarantee
to go to any university freely.Copy !req
450. She is the star of our school,
so to speak.Copy !req
451. So, if anything
should happen to her...Copy !req
452. Firing you won't be enough.Copy !req
453. Please treat her
with utmost caution!Copy !req
454. Yoroshiku! Mr. Onizuka,
my homeroom teacher!Copy !req
455. Yoroshiku!Copy !req
456. I'm telling you to stop that!
Hold him down!Copy !req
457. Class 3-4 Homeroom teacher.
Eikichi Onizuka. 22 years old.Copy !req
458. Yoroshiku.Copy !req
459. You and me, let's go awayCopy !req
460. To look for new emotions todayCopy !req
461. Together we can overcomeCopy !req
462. Because I want to enjoy a new tomorrowCopy !req
463. Open your eyes and open the doorCopy !req
464. The world in front of your eyesCopy !req
465. I want to go out
With my favorite soundsCopy !req
466. I will taste my childhood emotionsCopy !req
467. I'm here to enjoy the sunlightCopy !req
468. I'm enjoying myself
More than in the pastCopy !req
469. I want to see you, but I can'tCopy !req
470. So I just embrace my loveCopy !req
471. Even walking on a crowded streetCopy !req
472. Your smile makes my head spinCopy !req
473. Next EpisodeCopy !req
474. Huh?Copy !req
475. I know teachers abandon
students in a time of crisis.Copy !req