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568. This whole time I thought
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569. it was just superstition.
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570. But seeing you all here now
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571. I finally understand
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572. that it's destiny!
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573. Dipper, the pine tree.
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575. The question mark.
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576. This one's unsolvable.
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577. That one's easy.
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578. You've been rockin' that dumb
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579. hoodie since the seventh grade.
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580. Whoa. Destiny hoodie!
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581. The tent of telepathy sign!
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582. That must be Gideon.
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583. Whoo! An excuse to stand
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584. next to Mabel!
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585. Don't turn this
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586. into a big deal.
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587. Oh, I won't.
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588. I will.
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589. What the—
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590. Hey, Achilles!
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591. Nice work with the heel!
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592. Fore!
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593. Hold hands, everyone!
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594. This is a mystical
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595. human energy circuit.
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596. Ice? Who's Ice?
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597. They symbol's needn't
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598. all be literal, Dipper.
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599. It just has to be someone cool
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600. in the face of danger.
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601. Wendy! Wendy!
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602. Shut up, you guys.
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603. Much like the spectacles
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604. need to be someone scholarly.
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605. Heh heh!
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606. This is freaky.
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607. Now hold hands, everyone.
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608. Ew! I'm not touching that.
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609. Do it, sweetie.
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610. do the one thing
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611. no one in our family
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612. has ever done—
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613. touch the hillbilly.
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614. Great-uncle Ford,
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615. I think it's working!
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616. Yes, this is it!
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617. The rest of you get out!
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618. It's too dangerous!
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619. We just need
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620. one more person...
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621. Stanley! Stanley,
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622. get over here!
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623. You're the only one left.
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624. You realize this is
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625. a bunch of hogwash, right?
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626. You really think
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627. some caveman graffiti
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628. is gonna stop that monster?
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629. Dang it, old man,
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630. now's not the time!
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631. Come on!
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632. What are you doing?
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633. You're gonna ruin this! I've never held
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634. hands this long, and I very uncomfortable!
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635. Whoa. Hey, I'm not
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636. the enemy here, people.
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637. Don't forget who literally
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638. created the end of the world.
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639. I'm sorry, Stanley. I know.
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640. Just help me fix it! Please!
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641. Fine. Just do one thing.
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642. Say "thank you."
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643. What?
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644. I spent thirty years
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645. trying to bring you back
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646. into this dimension,
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647. and you still
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648. haven't thanked me!
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649. You want me
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650. to shake your hand?
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651. Say "thank you"!
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652. Fine. Thank you.
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653. Now, see?
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654. Between me and him, I'm not
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655. always the bad twin.
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656. Between "him and me."
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657. Grammar, Stanley.
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658. I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you,
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659. you stuck-up son-of-a—
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660. Don't jeopardize this,
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661. you idiot!
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662. Everything's on the line!
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663. Stop it!
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664. Join hands!
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665. Oh, no, it's Bill!
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666. Right? Isn't that what
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667. you're all thinking?
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668. Hey, Gideon,
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669. why aren't you dancing?
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670. Chop chop, huh?
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671. Ha ha ha ho!
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672. This is just too perfect!
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673. Didn't you brainiacs know
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674. the zodiac doesn't work
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675. if you don't all hold hands?
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676. And what's better,
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677. you've brought every
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678. threat to my power together
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679. in one easy-to-destroy circle!
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680. Oh, no!
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681. Aaah! My hair!
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682. Aaah! My hair also!
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683. You guys want to see
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684. what happens to your friends
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685. when you can't get along?
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686. Hey! You give them back!
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687. You've gone too far,
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688. cipher!
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689. Yeah! We're not
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690. scared of you!
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691. Oh, but you should be.
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692. Aaah!
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693. Oh, no!
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694. Ya know, this castle
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695. could really use
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696. some decoration!
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697. Looks like it's too late
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698. for your friends, Stanford!
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699. Kids!
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700. But you can still
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701. save your family!
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702. Last chance: Tell me how to take
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703. Weirdmageddon global
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704. and I'll spare the kids!
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705. No! Don't do it!
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706. Yeah!
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707. Bill makes bad deals!
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708. Don't you toy with me,
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709. shooting star!
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710. I see everything!
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711. Ow! Not again!
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712. Why? Every time!
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713. Nice shot, pumpkin!
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714. I just regenerated that eye!
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715. I know that hurts,
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716. because I've accidentally
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717. done it to myself—
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718. multiple times!
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719. Aaah! Aaah!
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720. Save yourselves!
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721. Run! We'll take care of Bill!
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722. What?
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723. That's a suicide mission!
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724. Trust us.
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725. We've beat him before...
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726. and we'll beat him
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727. again!
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728. Hey, Bill! Come and get us,
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729. you pointy jerk!
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730. What? No!
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731. It's too dangerous!
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732. Not so fast!
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733. You two wait here!
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734. I've got some children
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735. I need to make into corpses!
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736. See ya real soon!
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737. - Bill, no!
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738. What do we do?
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739. what do we do?
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740. Kids!
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741. When I get my hands
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742. on you kids,
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743. I'm gonna disassemble
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744. your molecules!
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745. You've tricked me
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746. for the last time!
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747. Ohh! I can't believe this!
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748. The kids are gonna die,
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749. and it's all my fault—
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750. because I couldn't shake
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751. your stupid hand!
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752. Ahh, Dad was right about me.
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753. I am a screw-up.
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754. Ah, don't blame yourself.
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755. I'm the one
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756. who made a deal with Bill
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757. in the first place.
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758. I fell for all
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759. his easy flattery.
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760. You would have seen him
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761. for the scam artist he is.
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762. How did things get so
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763. messed up between us?
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764. We used to be
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765. like Dipper and Mabel.
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766. The world's about to end
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767. and they still work together.
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768. How do they do it?
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769. Easy. They're kids.
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770. They don't know any better.
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771. Whoa, where you goin'?
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772. I'm gonna play
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773. the only card we have left.
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774. Let Bill into my mind.
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775. He'll be able
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776. to take over the galaxy,
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777. and maybe even worse,
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778. but at least he might
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779. let the kids free.
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780. What? Are you kiddin' me?
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781. Are you honestly telling me
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782. there's nothing else we can do?
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783. Bill's only weak
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784. in the mind space.
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785. If I didn't have this darn plate
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786. in my head,
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787. we could just erase him
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788. with the memory gun
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789. when he steps
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790. inside my mind.
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791. What if he goes
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792. into my mind?
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793. - My brain isn't good for anything.
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794. There's nothing in your mind
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795. he wants. It has to be me.
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796. We need to take his deal.
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797. It's the only way
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798. he'll agree to save
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799. you and the kids.
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800. Do you really think he's gonna
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801. make good on that deal?
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802. What other choice
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803. do we have?
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804. Aaah!
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805. I'm starting to think
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806. there's no way out of here.
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807. Like Grunkle Stan always says,
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808. when one door closes,
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809. choose a nearby wall
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810. and bash it in
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811. with brute force!
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812. Aaaaah!
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813. Ha! Now let's round up
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814. the townsfolk,
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815. and together
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816. we can defeat—
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817. Oh, no!
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818. You'll never
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819. take us alive, monsters!
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820. That's fine with us!
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821. Oh, no!
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822. Peek-a-boo!
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823. All right, Ford,
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824. time's up!
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825. I've got the kids!
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826. I think I'm gonna
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827. kill one of 'em now,
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828. just for the heck of it!
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829. Eeenie-meenie...
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830. minee...
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831. Wait!
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832. I surrender!
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833. Good choice.
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834. Don't do it, Ford!
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835. It'll destroy the universe!
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836. It's the only way!
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837. Even when you're about to die,
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838. you Pines twins just
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839. can't get along!
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840. My only condition
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841. is that you let my brother
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842. and the kids go.
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843. Fine.
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844. No, Grunkle Ford!
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845. Don't trust him!
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846. I t's a... deal!
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847. Oh, I'm here.
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848. I'm finally here!
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849. Look at this place—
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850. a perfect, calm, orderly void.
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851. Gotta hand it to you, Ford,
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852. you really know
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853. how to clear your—
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854. What?
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855. Ha ha! Do a pretty good
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856. impression
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857. of my brother, don't I?
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858. Switch clothes and no one
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859. can tell us apart.
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860. Welcome to my mind.
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861. Surprised you didn't recognize it.
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862. What? The deal's off!
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863. What the—
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864. No, no, no, no!
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865. Oh, yeah.
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866. You're goin' down, Bill.
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867. You're gettin' erased.
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868. Memory gun.
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869. Pretty clever, huh?
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870. Y-You idiot!
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871. Don't you realize
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872. you're destroying
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873. your own mind too?
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874. Eh. It's not like I was using
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875. this space for much anyway.
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876. Let me out of here!
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877. Let me—
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878. Oh— Why isn't this working?
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879. Hey, look at me.
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880. Turn around and look at me,
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881. you one-eyed demon!
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882. You're a real wiseguy,
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883. but you made one fatal mistake.
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884. You messed with my family.
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885. You're making a mistake!
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886. I'll give you anything—
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887. money, fame, riches,
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888. infinite power,
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889. your own galaxy!
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890. Please! No!
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891. What's happening to me?
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892. Staaanleeey!
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893. Aaaaah!
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894. Heh. Guess I was good
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895. for something after all.
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896. Hey! Hey!
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897. Oh... ohh!
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898. Whoa.
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899. Huh.
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900. Oh, my gosh!
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901. Grunkle Stan,
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902. you did it!
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903. Oh, uh, hey there...
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904. kiddo.
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905. What's your name?
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906. Grunkle Stan?
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907. Heh. Who ya talkin' to?
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908. C-Come on.
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909. It's me.
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910. It's me, Grunkle Stan!
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911. Grunkle Stan, it's me!
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912. We had to erase his mind
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913. to defeat Bill.
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914. It's all gone.
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915. Stan has no idea,
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916. but he did it.
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917. He saved the world.
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918. He saved me.
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919. You're our hero, Stanley.
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920. Hey, this is a real nice place
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921. ya got here.
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922. It's your place,
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923. Grunkle Stan.
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924. Don't you remember?
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925. Even a little?
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926. Nope, but this chair
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927. hugs my butt like it remembers.
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928. Ah.
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929. Hey, why the long faces?
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930. You guys look like
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931. it's someone's funeral.
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932. Who's that big guy
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933. crying in the corner?
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934. We saved the world,
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935. but what's the point?
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936. Grunkle Stan's
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937. not himself anymore.
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938. There's gotta be something
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939. we can do to jog his memory!
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940. There isn't.
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941. I'm sorry. Stan's gone.
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942. I know my Grunkle is
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943. in there somewhere!
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944. There's gotta be
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945. something around here
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946. that can help
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947. bring him back!
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948. This'll work!
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949. This has to work!
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950. Here's the first day we came
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951. to Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan.
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952. And here's a macaroni
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953. interpretation of my emotions.
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954. That time
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955. we went fishing.
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956. That Summerween
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957. we spent together.
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958. Don't you remember
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959. anything?
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960. I'm sorry. I don't know
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961. what this is
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962. or who you are or—gah!
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963. Quit it, Waddles!
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964. I'm trying to remember
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965. my life story!
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966. What did you say?
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967. I said get Waddles off of me!
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968. It's working!
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969. Keep reading!
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970. Skip to my page!
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971. He needs to remember our
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972. boss-employee relationship.
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973. Hey! Just cause I have amnesia,
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974. don't go tryin' to give
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975. yourself a raise, Soos.
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976. It's happening!
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977. Keep going!
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978. OK. OK!
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979. "Day Two.
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980. Grunkle Stan smells weird
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981. but we're
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982. starting to bond.
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983. He told us a lot about being
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984. a businessman in the '80s
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985. and seemed happy when
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986. we pretended to listen.
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987. He also gave me
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988. a grappling hook
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989. which everyone
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990. is impressed by.
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991. And in more important news,
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992. I've met some
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993. neighborhood hotties!"
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994. Good Morning, Gravity Falls!
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995. I t's another beautiful day,
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996. but every day is beautiful
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997. now that the...
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998. unpleasantness is over.
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999. Git outta here, ya ornery critters!
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1000. Ah, good as new.
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1001. Oh! Looks like
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1002. you've got a friend!
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1003. Robbie, would you be a dear and
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1004. get us the sawed off shotgun?
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1005. Ugh. Fine,
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1006. whatever.
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1007. Brains and so forth!
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1008. Nope! None of that,
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1009. thank you.
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1010. None of us really understand
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1011. what just happened,
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1012. and none of us want to.
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1013. That's why I'm passing
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1014. the Never Mind All That Act.
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1015. If anyone goes asking around about
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1016. the "events" of the last few days,
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1017. what do we say?
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1018. Never Mind All That!
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1019. And if you break the rules,
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1020. we're gonna zap ya!
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1021. Zap! Zap!
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1022. We're mad with power!
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1023. And love.
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1024. In other news,
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1025. the Northwest family
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1026. has gone broke.
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1027. After pledging
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1028. his allegiance to Bill
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1029. and then placing all
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1030. his savings in weirdness bonds,
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1031. Preston Northwest
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1032. had to sell his mansion
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1033. to preserve his family fortune.
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1034. You're only going to
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1035. have one pony now!
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1036. But fortunes have also turned for
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1037. local maniac Fiddleford McGucket
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1038. who, after regaining his sanity,
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1039. has made millions overnight
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1040. submitting his patents
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1041. to the US government.
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1042. I'm gonna buy me a bigger shed!
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1043. Hey, that one's for sale!
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1044. In other good news,
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1045. town hero Stanley Pines
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1046. has fully recovered his memory
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1047. and will be throwing a party
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1048. to celebrate his niece and
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1049. nephew's thirteenth birthday
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1050. and final day in town.
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1051. But other than that,
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1052. I can safely say
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1053. our beloved Gravity Falls
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1054. is back to normal.
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1055. And now, Bodacious T,
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1056. with sports.
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1057. It's called Death Ball!
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1058. I can't believe you all
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1059. got together
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1060. just to throw
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1061. a party for us!
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1062. After all the Pines family
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1063. has done for the town,
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1064. it's the least
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1065. we could do!
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1066. You've helped
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1067. everyone here.
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1068. Thanks to y'all savin' us,
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1069. I learned to open
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1070. my heart to kindness.
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1071. No more evil-doin'.
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1072. From now on, I'm gonna
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1073. try to be Li'l Gideon,
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1074. regular ol' kid.
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1075. Oh—Ha ha! Whoo!
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1076. I am bustin' a move
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1077. on this skatin' board.
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1078. More like busting
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1079. your pants, loser!
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1080. Heh heh heh heh!
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1081. Hee hee hee!
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1082. Dude, make a wish, dawg!
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1083. Ya know, on my
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1084. first day here,
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1085. if you had asked me what I
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1086. wanted, I would have said
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1087. adventure, mystery,
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1088. true friends.
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1089. But looking here at all of you,
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1090. I realize that
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1091. every wish came true—
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1092. I have everything
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1093. I wanted.
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1094. If I had only one wish,
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1095. it would be to shrink all
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1096. of you with a shrink ray
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1097. and bring you home
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1098. with us in my pocket.
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1099. But since that's impossible—
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1100. I s that impossible?
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1101. Since that's
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1102. probably impossible,
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1103. my only wish is for everyone
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1104. to sign my scrapbook.
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1105. I'll never
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1106. forget you guys.
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1107. Wait.
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1108. Now I'll never
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1109. forget you guys!
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1110. I now officially declare you:
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1111. technically teenagers.
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1112. Welcome to
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1113. Angst and Acne Forever.
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1114. One of us! One of us!
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1115. Whoo-hee!
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1116. Whoopee!
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1117. So how do you feel?
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1118. Samey,
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1119. but differenty.
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1120. Hey, you two.
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1121. When are you gonna
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1122. open your presents already?
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1123. I broke a nail wrapping them.
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1124. Ha ha!
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1125. Pacifica.
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1126. Stanley, I need
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1127. to talk to you.
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1128. I didn't want to say anything
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1129. with everyone listening,
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1130. but we've got
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1131. a problem.
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1132. Weirdmageddon
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1133. has been contained,
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1134. but I'm detecting
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1135. some strange new anomalies
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1136. near the Arctic Ocean.
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1137. I want to go investigate it,
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1138. but I think I might be
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1139. too old to go it alone.
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1140. Are you sayin' you
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1141. need someone to help you
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1142. sail around the world on the
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1143. adventure of a lifetime?
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1144. I don't just want someone
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1145. to come with me, Stanley.
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1146. I want it to be you.
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1147. Will you give me
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1148. a second chance?
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1149. You think we'll find treasure?
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1150. And babes?
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1151. Ha! I'd say there's
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1152. a high probability!
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1153. But what should we do
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1154. with the Mystery Shack?
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1155. I think the town's had enough
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1156. mystery for one lifetime.
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1157. Are you thinkin'
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1158. what I'm thinkin'?
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1159. Everyone,
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1160. I have an announcement
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1161. to make.
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1162. Me and my—heh!—
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1163. nerdy bro over here
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1164. have some catchin' up to do,
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1165. we're gonna be away for a while.
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1166. That's why I'm shutting down
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1167. the Mystery Shack for good!
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1168. You shut down
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1169. your mouth for good!
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1170. I'm sorry, Mr. Pineses,
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1171. it's just that this shack is the
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1172. most magical place on earth.
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1173. Sure, the attractions
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1174. are all fake,
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1175. but dreams aren't fake.
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1176. Like this mermaid:
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1177. It's not just a dead fish butt
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1178. sewn to a monkey carcass,
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1179. it's a marvelous creature
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1180. that makes us believe
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1181. that anything is possible.
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1182. You shut down this shack,
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1183. and you shut down our dreams!
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1184. At least... my dreams.
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1185. Aw.
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1186. I'm sorry, Soos,
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1187. it's just there's no one
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1188. around to run it.
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1189. At least there wouldn't be
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1190. if I hadn't just found
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1191. the perfect replacement.
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1192. Ladies and gentlemen, the Mystery
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1193. Shack is under new management!
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1194. You... you mean it,
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1195. Mister Mystery?
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1196. You're Mister Mystery now,
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1197. Soos.
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1198. Try not to burn
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1199. the place down.
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1200. I'll move in immediately.
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1201. Do you really
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1202. have to go?
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1203. There is still so much
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1204. we haven't done together.
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1205. Summer's over,
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1206. Candy.
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1207. It's time for us
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1208. to grow up.
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1209. But not
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1210. too much.
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1211. Aaah! I hate my dumb heart
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1212. for making me feel things!
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1213. Cut. It. Out. Heart!
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1214. Hey, can you punch
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1215. my heart too?
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1216. No, mine!
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1217. Punch my feelings away!
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1218. Candy and Grenda,
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1219. thank you for
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1220. being my people.
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1221. You'll always be
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1222. my best friends.
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1223. Grunkle Stan, thanks for wearing
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1224. my Goodbye sweater.
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1225. Ah, it's cold out.
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1226. I had to.
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1227. What? But it's, like, eighty-something
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1228. degrees out today.
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1229. Can it, Soos!
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1230. Hey. You mean a lot to me,
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1231. man.
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1232. You too.
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1233. Something to
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1234. remember me by.
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1235. Oh, and this.
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1236. Read it the next time
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1237. you miss Gravity Falls.
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1238. Last bus leaving Gravity Falls.
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1239. All aboard.
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1240. Guess we said goodbye
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1241. to everyone except...
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1242. Waddles.
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1243. I... don't know
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1244. how to explain this, but...
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1245. Mom and Dad won't let me
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1246. bring a pig home to California, so...
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1247. you have to stay here!
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1248. Come on, come on!
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1249. I have to go.
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1250. I'm... I'm sorry, Waddles!
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1251. You know what? Forget it!
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1252. I lived with this pig
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1253. all summer,
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1254. now your parents
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1255. are gonna have to!
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1256. Hey, bus guy!
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1257. This pig is coming
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1258. with the kids!
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1259. Now, hold on a second.
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1260. Bringing animals aboard
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1261. a moving vehicle
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1262. is strictly prohibited
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1263. by—
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1264. Wah—Welcome aboard.
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1265. You can sit in
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1266. the front row, pig.
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1267. Kids, you knuckleheads
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1268. were nothin' but a nuisance
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1269. and I'm glad to be rid of ya.
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1270. We'll miss you too,
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1271. Grunkle Stan.
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1272. Ready to head
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1273. into the unknown?
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1274. Nope.
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1275. Let's do it.
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1276. Bye! Bye, everybody!
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1277. I'll miss you guys too!
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1278. Bye, dudes! Bye!
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1279. If you've ever taken a road
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1280. trip through the Pacific Northwest,
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1281. you've probably
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1282. seen a bumper sticker
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1283. for a place
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1284. called Gravity Falls.
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1285. Well, I've moved in.
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1286. I t's not on any maps,
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1287. and most people
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1288. have never heard of it.
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1289. Some people think it's a myth.
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1290. But if you're curious,
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1291. don't wait.
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1292. Take a trip.
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1293. Find it.
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1294. It's out there somewhere
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1295. in the woods.. waiting.
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