1. Wait.Copy !req
2. Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
3. Kids!
I can't believe it!Copy !req
4. I thought I lost you two.Copy !req
5. Ahh!
Mr. Pines,
it's really you!Copy !req
6. I've been hugging strangers
to practice for this moment.Copy !req
7. We missed you,
you old codger.Copy !req
8. I've missed you
knuckleheads too.Copy !req
9. It's good to have you back.Copy !req
10. So... what's everyone
doing here?Copy !req
11. Yeah, there's, like,
monsters and gnomes.Copy !req
12. And is Pacifica
wearing a potato sack?Copy !req
13. Hey! Even in a sack
I still look better than you.Copy !req
14. It's...
It's a long story.Copy !req
15. Hey, is anyone
gonna feed me?Copy !req
16. Larry King's disembodied
wax head wants num-nums.Copy !req
17. We're trying to
ration our food,
remember?Copy !req
18. Mmm... mmm...
Uhh, it's happening again!Copy !req
19. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
20. Eye bat!Copy !req
21. Evasive maneuvers!Copy !req
22. Shh! Keep it down!
Get the lights!Copy !req
23. Welcome to what's left
of normal around here—Copy !req
24. home base.Copy !req
25. Ow!Copy !req
26. We have...
♪ Several injuriesCopy !req
27. Ooh!
Ow!
My liver, girl!Copy !req
28. Rumble McSkirmish?Copy !req
29. Do not be afraid.Copy !req
30. Weirdmaggedon
has taught meCopy !req
31. there are some battles
I cannot win.Copy !req
32. I am now Humble McSkirmish.Copy !req
33. Grunkle Stan,
how'd this all happen?Copy !req
34. So I was hammering
signs out backCopy !req
35. when the sky started
vomiting nightmares.Copy !req
36. I listen to
a lot of AM radio,Copy !req
37. so I knew what this meant—
the end of the world.Copy !req
38. What I didn't expect
was what happened next.Copy !req
39. Turns out whatever
you and my brother
did to the ShackCopy !req
40. with your unicorn voodooCopy !req
41. made the crazy place
invincible to weirdness.Copy !req
42. Of course—
the unicorn spell!Copy !req
43. That's why this
is the only place
Bill's magic can't touch.Copy !req
44. That's when Possum Breath
over here shows upCopy !req
45. leading a bunch of injured
stragglers through the forest.Copy !req
46. They needed a place to stay,Copy !req
47. and since
the Mayor got captured,Copy !req
48. I elected myself
de facto chief.Copy !req
49. The plan's to stay in here
and eat brown meat
until we run out.Copy !req
50. Then I vote
we eat the gnomes.Copy !req
51. Hey, I'm short,
not deaf!Copy !req
52. Shh! Shh! Stress will
make you chewy.Copy !req
53. Grunkle Stan,
we can't all just hide
inside the Shack.Copy !req
54. There's a town
in need of saving!Copy !req
55. Me and Ford tried to do it,
but he got captured by Bill.Copy !req
56. Serves that jerk right!Copy !req
57. My brother's had
some stupid plans,Copy !req
58. but going up against
an all-powerful space demon
was his worst one yet.Copy !req
59. Trust me,
we have everything
we need right here.Copy !req
60. It's not the Ritz,
but at least the monsters
inside know how to massage.Copy !req
61. You know Shiatsu?
Yes, I've taken
some classes.Copy !req
62. So, you're really
just gonna let Bill win?Copy !req
63. Look, kiddo.
We got a good deal here.Copy !req
64. Besides, I'm sure wherever
the rest of the townsfolk are,Copy !req
65. they're fine.Copy !req
66. This is Shandra JimenezCopy !req
67. reporting live from
the inside of Bill's castle.Copy !req
68. Here for the first timeCopy !req
69. are images of what's happened
to the captured townsfolk.Copy !req
70. Viewers are advised
to look awayCopy !req
71. if they don't want to see
their friendsCopy !req
72. turned into a twisted throne
of human agony.Copy !req
73. Mom and Dad?
My family!Copy !req
74. Deputy Durland!Copy !req
75. Is there no one who will
save the people of this town?Copy !req
76. I'm Shandra Jimenez,
and I'm being turned into
stone by a flying eyeball.Copy !req
77. Oh, no.
My parents are bad,Copy !req
78. but even they don't
deserve to be turned to stone.Copy !req
79. Curse you, Bill!Copy !req
80. Why must you take
everything we love?Copy !req
81. Guys, don't you see?
Our friends need us,Copy !req
82. but we only save them
if we fight back!Copy !req
83. Mabel is right.
Bill wants us to run and hide.Copy !req
84. He wants us to think
he's invincible.Copy !req
85. But Ford told me
before he was capturedCopy !req
86. that he knows
Bill's secret weakness.Copy !req
87. Weakness?Copy !req
88. Now, if we band together,Copy !req
89. if we combine
all of our strength,Copy !req
90. our smarts,Copy !req
91. our... whatever Toby has...Copy !req
92. Aureus rashes!Copy !req
93. then we just might be
able to rescue Ford,Copy !req
94. learn Bill's weakness,Copy !req
95. and save Gravity Falls!Copy !req
96. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
97. Have you all forgotten
who's in charge here?Copy !req
98. Besides,
we're only safe inside!Copy !req
99. It's not like we can take
the Mystery Shack to Bill.Copy !req
100. Wha— Whoa!Copy !req
101. Holy hootenanny!
Flapjack and fiddlebanjos!Copy !req
102. Sorry. Sorry.
Got a little excited.Copy !req
103. What I meant to say is,Copy !req
104. I think I figured out a way
to fight Bill and rescue Ford.Copy !req
105. But we're all gonna
have to work together!Copy !req
106. Now...Copy !req
107. if you just...Copy !req
108. Don't worry, Ford.
We're coming for you!Copy !req
109. Let me go!
You insane three-sided—Copy !req
110. Wha— What is this place?Copy !req
111. ♪ We'll meet againCopy !req
112. Wh— Where am I?Copy !req
113. You're in
the penthouse suite, kid!Copy !req
114. The tip of the pyramid!
Have a drink.Copy !req
115. Make yourself comfortable.Copy !req
116. You know that couch is made
from living human skin?Copy !req
117. Aah!Copy !req
118. Quit the games, Cipher!Copy !req
119. If I'm still alive,
you must want
something from me.Copy !req
120. Ah, sharp as ever,
Fordsy.Copy !req
121. As you may have noticed...Copy !req
122. I've recently had a
multi-dimensional makeover!Copy !req
123. I control space and matter,Copy !req
124. and now that that dumb
baby's out of the way,Copy !req
125. time itself!Copy !req
126. But I wasn't
always this way.
Oof!Copy !req
127. You think those
chains are tight?Copy !req
128. Imagine living in
the second dimension—Copy !req
129. flat minds in a flat world
with flat dreams.Copy !req
130. I liberated my dimension,
Stanford, and I'm here
to liberate yours.Copy !req
131. There's just one hitch.
As it turns out,Copy !req
132. my weirdness can't escape
the magical confines
of this town!Copy !req
133. There's something
keeping me in.Copy !req
134. Incredible!
Gravity Falls' Natural Law
of Weirdness Magnetism.Copy !req
135. I studied this years ago!Copy !req
136. And did you find a way
to undo it?
Of course!Copy !req
137. There's a simple equation that
could collapse the barrier.Copy !req
138. But I'd never tell you!Copy !req
139. Listen, Ford,
if you just tell me
that equation,Copy !req
140. finally your dimension
will be free!Copy !req
141. Anything will be possible!Copy !req
142. I'll remake a fun world-
a better world!Copy !req
143. A party that never ends
with a host that never dies!Copy !req
144. No more restrictions!Copy !req
145. No more laws!Copy !req
146. You'd be one of us.Copy !req
147. All-powerful!Copy !req
148. Greater than anything
you've imagined!Copy !req
149. And all I need is your help.Copy !req
150. You're insane
if you think I'll help you.Copy !req
151. Ha ha ha! I'm insane
either way, brainiac!Copy !req
152. But have it your way.Copy !req
153. I'll just fish around
and get that equationCopy !req
154. directly out of your mind!Copy !req
155. Not so fast!Copy !req
156. You know the rules, Bill.Copy !req
157. You may be able
to haunt my dreams,Copy !req
158. but you can't enter my mindCopy !req
159. unless I shake your hand
and let you in.Copy !req
160. You're making thisCopy !req
161. so much harder
than it needs to be.Copy !req
162. Everyone has a weakness,
tough guy!Copy !req
163. I'll make you talk!Copy !req
164. It's only a matter of time.Copy !req
165. Aaaah!Copy !req
166. All right. I've made
some thingamadiculous
robomajigs in my day,Copy !req
167. but this is the first one
that won't be used for evil!Copy !req
168. Whoa! These blueprints
are incredible, McGucket.Copy !req
169. This is your most
amazing invention yet.Copy !req
170. Does it have
any gun-swords?Copy !req
171. I watch a lot
of anime and, uh,Copy !req
172. trust me, you're gonna
want some gun-swords.Copy !req
173. What's an "anime"?Copy !req
174. We have much to discuss.
Discuss, nothing!Copy !req
175. These scribbles are a bunch
of cockamamie balderdash!Copy !req
176. Excuse my French.Copy !req
177. And where would you
even find a bunch of idiots
crazy enough to build it?Copy !req
178. Grunkle Stan,
you're lookin'
at those idiots.Copy !req
179. Idiots!Copy !req
180. Whoa—What—
What are you—Copy !req
181. Hey— Hey, now.
Hey! Don't touch that.Copy !req
182. Hey—
Aah!Copy !req
183. Uhh! Uhh!Copy !req
184. Aaah!Copy !req
185. Thanks for these
apocalypse sweaters, Mabel.Copy !req
186. The end of the world
has never been so comfortable.Copy !req
187. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
188. Uhh! Fine,
I'll wear it.Copy !req
189. But I'm not gonna
like it.Copy !req
190. Admit it. This is the best day
of the end of the world.Copy !req
191. I think we actually have
a chance to beat BillCopy !req
192. and win back our future.Copy !req
193. Yeah. Getting
to actually liveCopy !req
194. to see our
13th birthday partyCopy !req
195. is the only birthday present
I want right now.Copy !req
196. Hey, if we're
lucky enough to get there,Copy !req
197. I guarantee this whole town
is gonna throw youCopy !req
198. the best birthday party
you've ever seen.Copy !req
199. Thanks, Soos.Copy !req
200. Hey, has anyone
seen Grunkle Stan?Copy !req
201. This whole plan is bonkers.Copy !req
202. But of course, no one asked
the Chief what he thinks.Copy !req
203. After all I've done
for everyone!Copy !req
204. Schmebulock.Copy !req
205. Yeah, exactly—
it's a total load
of schmebulock.Copy !req
206. Is something wrong,
Grunkle Stan?Copy !req
207. You're acting
grunklier than usual.Copy !req
208. It's this darn plan
to save my brother.Copy !req
209. If you didn't notice,
I already saved him once
from that portal,Copy !req
210. and he never thanked me!Copy !req
211. He causes
the end of the world,Copy !req
212. and somehow it's still alwaysCopy !req
213. "Stan's the screw-up,
Ford's the hero."Copy !req
214. Well, maybe people
think he's a heroCopy !req
215. because he didn't want
to hide in the Mystery Shack!Copy !req
216. Well, maybe if he hid in
the Mystery Shack he
wouldn't have been captured!Copy !req
217. Guys! Guys! Trust me,
tomorrow's gonna be great!Copy !req
218. I believe in us.
Help! Leader Mabel!Copy !req
219. I keep accidentally flexing
through my sweater!Copy !req
220. Aah! It happened again!Copy !req
221. Those weird cow-monsters
are delightful!Copy !req
222. Coming!Copy !req
223. All right, fellas!Copy !req
224. Let's hope this turns out
better than my
other inventions!Copy !req
225. Everybody ready?Copy !req
226. Dipper, now!Copy !req
227. Huh? Whoa!Copy !req
228. Forgive me, boy.
Your hyper-flammable
merchandiseCopy !req
229. is the only
thing keeping me goin'.Copy !req
230. What in blazes?Copy !req
231. No! No! Nooo!Copy !req
232. Ready to talk now?Copy !req
233. I won't.Copy !req
234. I won't let you
into my mind!Copy !req
235. What do you think, pals?
Another 500 volts?Copy !req
236. Hey, do you hear that?Copy !req
237. What? I just fixed that door!Copy !req
238. It's the Shacktron, dude!Copy !req
239. They made the house
into a robot.Copy !req
240. Fascinating!Copy !req
241. So the mortals are
trying to fight back, huh?Copy !req
242. Adorable!Copy !req
243. Henchmaniacs,
you know what to do!Copy !req
244. Take them out!Copy !req
245. This was a bad idea.Copy !req
246. P.A.: Uh, hey, dudes.
Is this thing on?Copy !req
247. Tes—Copy !req
248. Heh. Uh, I just wanted
you monster dudesCopy !req
249. to hand over Ford,
or we'll have to, like,
fight and junk?Copy !req
250. Heh heh. Hey,
you're a little cutie.Copy !req
251. I have butchered millions
on countless moons!Copy !req
252. Whoa. I liked you better
before you talked.Copy !req
253. Real— real bring-down,
this guy.Copy !req
254. Attack!Copy !req
255. All right, dudes!Copy !req
256. Everyone!
Like we planned!Copy !req
257. Three, two, one. Go!Copy !req
258. Ha ha ha!
Good pig.Copy !req
259. Get 'em, Gobblewonker!Copy !req
260. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
261. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
262. Everyone! Incoming!Copy !req
263. Does this thing
have an escape hatch?Copy !req
264. Everybody! Maximum power!Copy !req
265. And... now!Copy !req
266. Guys, seriously?Copy !req
267. You had, like,
one job to do here.Copy !req
268. Bravo,
Dipper and Mabel!Copy !req
269. Well, would ya
look at that?Copy !req
270. Those kids really
care about you.Copy !req
271. And you care about them.Copy !req
272. Don't you?Copy !req
273. What are you...
Oh. Oh, no.Copy !req
274. Perhaps torturing
those kids will make you talk!Copy !req
275. No. No! Not the kids!
You ca—Copy !req
276. Lets get this over with.Copy !req
277. What the— No!Copy !req
278. No! No! No! No!Copy !req
279. Attack!Copy !req
280. Aah! My eye!Copy !req
281. Do you have any ideaCopy !req
282. how long it takes
to regenerate that?Copy !req
283. We've got him distracted!
Now's our chance!Copy !req
284. Rescue team,
move out!Copy !req
285. OK, everyone!Copy !req
286. We get in,
rescue Ford,Copy !req
287. get out,
save the world.Copy !req
288. Piece of cake.Copy !req
289. Just so we're clear,Copy !req
290. if I die,
I'm suing all of you.Copy !req
291. Hey, on second thought,Copy !req
292. maybe we could
come up with a planCopy !req
293. that doesn't involve us
plummeting to our
certain death.Copy !req
294. Now!
Ahh!Copy !req
295. Oh, man, oh, man...Copy !req
296. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
297. Oh, man. It looks
even worse up close.Copy !req
298. I found Great-uncle Ford!Copy !req
299. He's golden!
But not in the good way!Copy !req
300. Great. Grab him
and let's get out of here.Copy !req
301. But how are we going
to unfreeze them?Copy !req
302. I know!Copy !req
303. Gideon!
What happened to you?Copy !req
304. Bill captured me.
He's been forcing meCopy !req
305. to do cute dances in this cage
for all eternity.Copy !req
306. I'm so tired of being cute!Copy !req
307. How do we undo this?Copy !req
308. Mayor Tyler.
He's the load-bearing human.Copy !req
309. Pull him out,
and the whole thing goes down.Copy !req
310. Aaah!Copy !req
311. Ah. My mouth tastes
like nightmares!Copy !req
312. Aah! I think
I'm dark and tortured
for reals now.Copy !req
313. This experience will
forever scar Tad Strange.Copy !req
314. No more sailor suits!Copy !req
315. Wendy!
Guys!Copy !req
316. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
317. Durland!Copy !req
318. My Blubs!Copy !req
319. Don't you ever scare me
like that again!Copy !req
320. Kids! Ah, you did it!Copy !req
321. I knew I could
count on you two. Ha ha!Copy !req
322. Fiddldeford! I—Copy !req
323. I haven't seen you
since we parted ways.Copy !req
324. You must hate me.Copy !req
325. I've tried forgettin'.Copy !req
326. Maybe I should
try forgiving.Copy !req
327. Come here, old friend.Copy !req
328. Hey, good to see you too, bro.
Now let's get out of here, huh?Copy !req
329. Listen, Uncle Ford,
we don't have a lot of time.Copy !req
330. Remember how you told me
right before you were frozenCopy !req
331. that you knew Bill's weakness?Copy !req
332. Yeah, a secret way
to defeat him?Copy !req
333. I— I do!Copy !req
334. Now, does anyone have a pen?
Pencil? Anything?Copy !req
335. Ah.Copy !req
336. Perfect!Copy !req
337. Uh, we've got Bill outside,Copy !req
338. but I don't know how long
we can keep him occupied.Copy !req
339. Yes, yes. Good, good.Copy !req
340. Drawing a circle
on the floor.Copy !req
341. Well,
he's lost his mind.Copy !req
342. My mind is fine.Copy !req
343. d there is a way to beat him—
th this!Copy !req
344. The world's most confusing
game of hopscotch?Copy !req
345. No, a prophecy.Copy !req
346. Although it would be
a pretty fun game of hopscotch.Copy !req
347. Many years ago,
I found ten symbols in a cave.Copy !req
348. Some I recognized then.
Some I only recognize now.Copy !req
349. The native people
of Gravity FallsCopy !req
350. prophesized that
these symbolsCopy !req
351. could create a force
strong enoughCopy !req
352. to vanquish Bill.Copy !req
353. With Bill defeated,Copy !req
354. his weirdness would be reversed
and the town could be saved.Copy !req
355. This whole time
I thought it was
just superstition.Copy !req
356. But seeing you all here nowCopy !req
357. I finally understand
that it's destiny!Copy !req
358. Dipper, the pine tree.Copy !req
359. Mabel, the shooting star.Copy !req
360. The question mark.Copy !req
361. This one's unsolvable.Copy !req
362. That one's easy.Copy !req
363. You've been rockin'
that dumb hoodie
since the seventh grade.Copy !req
364. Whoa. Destiny hoodie!Copy !req
365. The tent of telepathy sign!Copy !req
366. That must be Gideon.Copy !req
367. Whoo! An excuse to stand
next to Mabel!Copy !req
368. Don't turn this
into a big deal.Copy !req
369. Oh, I won't.Copy !req
370. I will.Copy !req
371. What the—Copy !req
372. Hey, Achilles!Copy !req
373. Nice work with the heel!Copy !req
374. Fore!Copy !req
375. Hold hands, everyone!Copy !req
376. This is a mystical
human energy circuit.Copy !req
377. Ice? Who's Ice?Copy !req
378. They symbol's needn't
all be literal, Dipper.Copy !req
379. It just has to be someone cool
in the face of danger.Copy !req
380. Wendy! Wendy!Copy !req
381. Shut up, you guys.Copy !req
382. Much like the spectacles
need to be someone scholarly.Copy !req
383. Heh heh!Copy !req
384. This is freaky.Copy !req
385. Now hold hands, everyone.Copy !req
386. Ew! I'm not touching that.Copy !req
387. Do it, sweetie.
do the one thingCopy !req
388. no one in our family
has ever done—Copy !req
389. touch the hillbilly.Copy !req
390. Great-uncle Ford,
I think it's working!Copy !req
391. Yes, this is it!Copy !req
392. The rest of you get out!
It's too dangerous!Copy !req
393. We just need
one more person...Copy !req
394. Stanley! Stanley,
get over here!Copy !req
395. You're the only one left.Copy !req
396. You realize this is
a bunch of hogwash, right?Copy !req
397. You really think
some caveman graffitiCopy !req
398. is gonna stop that monster?Copy !req
399. Dang it, old man,
now's not the time!Copy !req
400. Come on!
What are you doing?Copy !req
401. You're gonna ruin this!
I've never held hands this long,
and I very uncomfortable!Copy !req
402. Whoa. Hey, I'm not
the enemy here, people.Copy !req
403. Don't forget who literally
created the end of the world.Copy !req
404. I'm sorry, Stanley. I know.
Just help me fix it! Please!Copy !req
405. Fine. Just do one thing.
Say "thank you."Copy !req
406. What?
I spent thirty yearsCopy !req
407. trying to bring you back
into this dimension,Copy !req
408. and you still
haven't thanked me!Copy !req
409. You want me
to shake your hand?Copy !req
410. Say "thank you"!Copy !req
411. Fine. Thank you.Copy !req
412. Now, see?Copy !req
413. Between me and him, I'm not
always the bad twin.Copy !req
414. Between "him and me."Copy !req
415. Grammar, Stanley.Copy !req
416. I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you,
you stuck-up son-of-a—Copy !req
417. Don't jeopardize this,
you idiot!Copy !req
418. Everything's on the line!
Stop it!Copy !req
419. Join hands!Copy !req
420. Oh, no, it's Bill!Copy !req
421. Right? Isn't that what
you're all thinking?Copy !req
422. Hey, Gideon,
why aren't you dancing?Copy !req
423. Chop chop, huh?Copy !req
424. Ha ha ha ho!Copy !req
425. This is just too perfect!Copy !req
426. Didn't you brainiacs know
the zodiac doesn't workCopy !req
427. if you don't all hold hands?Copy !req
428. And what's better,Copy !req
429. you've brought every
threat to my power togetherCopy !req
430. in one easy-to-destroy circle!Copy !req
431. Oh, no!Copy !req
432. Aaah! My hair!Copy !req
433. Aaah! My hair also!Copy !req
434. You guys want to see
what happens to your friendsCopy !req
435. when you can't get along?Copy !req
436. Hey! You give them back!Copy !req
437. You've gone too far,
cipher!Copy !req
438. Yeah! We're not
scared of you!Copy !req
439. Oh, but you should be.Copy !req
440. Aaah!
Oh, no!Copy !req
441. Ya know, this castle
could really use
some decoration!Copy !req
442. Looks like it's too late
for your friends, Stanford!Copy !req
443. Kids!Copy !req
444. But you can still
save your family!Copy !req
445. Last chance:
Tell me how to take
Weirdmageddon globalCopy !req
446. and I'll spare the kids!Copy !req
447. No! Don't do it!
Yeah!Copy !req
448. Bill makes bad deals!Copy !req
449. Don't you toy with me,
shooting star!Copy !req
450. I see everything!Copy !req
451. Ow! Not again!Copy !req
452. Why? Every time!Copy !req
453. Nice shot, pumpkin!Copy !req
454. I just regenerated that eye!Copy !req
455. I know that hurts,Copy !req
456. because I've accidentally
done it to myself—Copy !req
457. multiple times!Copy !req
458. Aaah! Aaah!Copy !req
459. Save yourselves!Copy !req
460. Run! We'll take care of Bill!Copy !req
461. What?
That's a suicide
mission!Copy !req
462. Trust us.
We've beat him before...Copy !req
463. and we'll beat him
again!Copy !req
464. Hey, Bill! Come and get us,Copy !req
465. you pointy jerk!Copy !req
466. What? No!
It's too dangerous!Copy !req
467. Not so fast!
You two wait here!Copy !req
468. I've got some children
I need to make into corpses!Copy !req
469. See ya real soon!Copy !req
470. Bill, no!Copy !req
471. What do we do?
what do we do?Copy !req
472. Kids!Copy !req
473. When I get my hands
on you kids,Copy !req
474. I'm gonna disassemble
your molecules!Copy !req
475. You've tricked me
for the last time!Copy !req
476. Ohh! I can't believe this!Copy !req
477. The kids are gonna die,
and it's all my fault—Copy !req
478. because I couldn't shake
your stupid hand!Copy !req
479. Ahh, Dad was right about me.
I ama screw-up.Copy !req
480. Ah, don't blame yourself.
I'm the oneCopy !req
481. who made a deal with Bill
in the first place.Copy !req
482. I fell for all
his easy flattery.Copy !req
483. You would have seen him
for the scam artist he is.Copy !req
484. How did things
get so messed up
between us?Copy !req
485. We used to be
like Dipper and Mabel.Copy !req
486. The world's about to end
and they still work together.Copy !req
487. How do they do it?
Easy. They're kids.Copy !req
488. They don't know any better.Copy !req
489. Whoa, where you goin'?Copy !req
490. I'm gonna play
the only card we have left.Copy !req
491. Let Bill into my mind.Copy !req
492. He'll be able
to take over the galaxy,Copy !req
493. and maybe even worse,Copy !req
494. but at least he might
let the kids free.Copy !req
495. What? Are you kiddin' me?Copy !req
496. Are you honestly telling me
there's nothing else we can do?Copy !req
497. Bill's only weak
in the mind space.Copy !req
498. If I didn't have this darn plate
in my head,Copy !req
499. we could just erase him
with the memory gunCopy !req
500. when he steps
inside my mind.Copy !req
501. What if he goes
into my mind?Copy !req
502. My brain isn't good
for anything.Copy !req
503. There's nothing in your mind
he wants. It has to be me.Copy !req
504. We need to take his deal.Copy !req
505. It's the only way
he'll agree to save
you and the kids.Copy !req
506. Do you really think
he's gonna make good
on that deal?Copy !req
507. What other choice
do we have?Copy !req
508. Aaah!
Aaah!Copy !req
509. I'm starting to think
there's no way out of here.Copy !req
510. Like Grunkle Stan always says,Copy !req
511. when one door closes,Copy !req
512. choose a nearby wall
and bash it inCopy !req
513. with brute force!Copy !req
514. Aaaaah!Copy !req
515. Ha! Now let's round up
the townsfolk,Copy !req
516. and together
we can defeat—Copy !req
517. Oh, no!Copy !req
518. You'll never
take us alive, monsters!Copy !req
519. That's fine with us!Copy !req
520. Oh, no!
Peek-a-boo!Copy !req
521. All right, Ford,
time's up!Copy !req
522. I've got the kids!Copy !req
523. I think I'm gonna
kill one of 'em now,Copy !req
524. just for the heck of it!Copy !req
525. Eeenie-meenie...Copy !req
526. minee...Copy !req
527. Wait!Copy !req
528. I surrender!Copy !req
529. Good choice.Copy !req
530. Don't do it, Ford!
It'll destroy the universe!Copy !req
531. It's the only way!Copy !req
532. Even when you're about to die,Copy !req
533. you Pines twins just
can't get along!Copy !req
534. My only conditionCopy !req
535. is that you let my brother
and the kids go.Copy !req
536. Fine.Copy !req
537. No, Grunkle Ford!
Don't trust him!Copy !req
538. It's a... deal!Copy !req
539. Oh, I'm here.
I'm finally here!Copy !req
540. Look at this place—
a perfect, calm,
orderly void.Copy !req
541. Gotta hand it to you, Ford,Copy !req
542. you really know
how to clear your—Copy !req
543. What?Copy !req
544. Ha ha! Do a pretty good
impressionCopy !req
545. of my brother, don't I?Copy !req
546. Switch clothes and no one
can tell us apart.Copy !req
547. Welcome to my mind.
Surprised you didn't
recognize it.Copy !req
548. What? The deal's off!Copy !req
549. What the—
No, no, no, no!Copy !req
550. Oh, yeah.
You're goin' down, Bill.Copy !req
551. You're gettin' erased.Copy !req
552. Memory gun.
Pretty clever, huh?Copy !req
553. Y-You idiot!
Don't you realizeCopy !req
554. you're destroying
your own mind too?Copy !req
555. Eh. It's not like
I was using this space
for much anyway.Copy !req
556. Let me out of here!
Let me—Copy !req
557. Oh— Why isn't this working?Copy !req
558. Hey, look at me.
Turn around and look at me,Copy !req
559. you one-eyed demon!Copy !req
560. You're a real wiseguy,
but you made one fatal mistake.Copy !req
561. You messed with my family.Copy !req
562. You're making a mistake!Copy !req
563. I'll give you anything—
money, fame, riches,Copy !req
564. infinite power,
your own galaxy!Copy !req
565. Please! No!Copy !req
566. What's happening to me?Copy !req
567. Staaanleeey!Copy !req
568. Aaaaah!Copy !req
569. Heh. Guess I was good
for something after all.Copy !req
570. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
571. Oh... ohh!Copy !req
572. Whoa.
Huh.Copy !req
573. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
574. Grunkle Stan,
you did it!Copy !req
575. Oh, uh, hey there...
kiddo.Copy !req
576. What's your name?Copy !req
577. Grunkle Stan?Copy !req
578. Heh. Who ya talkin' to?Copy !req
579. C-Come on.
It's me.Copy !req
580. It's me, Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
581. Grunkle Stan, it's me!Copy !req
582. We had to erase his mind
to defeat Bill.Copy !req
583. It's all gone.Copy !req
584. Stan has no idea,
but he did it.Copy !req
585. He saved the world.Copy !req
586. He saved me.Copy !req
587. You're our hero, Stanley.Copy !req
588. Hey, this is a real nice place
ya got here.Copy !req
589. It's your place,
Grunkle Stan.Copy !req
590. Don't you remember?
Even a little?Copy !req
591. Nope, but this chair
hugs my butt like it remembers.Copy !req
592. Ah.Copy !req
593. Hey, why the long faces?Copy !req
594. You guys look like
it's someone's funeral.Copy !req
595. Who's that big guy
crying in the corner?Copy !req
596. We saved the world,
but what's the point?Copy !req
597. Grunkle Stan's
not himself anymore.Copy !req
598. There's gotta be
something we can
do to jog his memory!Copy !req
599. There isn't.
I'm sorry.
Stan's gone.Copy !req
600. I knowmy Grunkle is
in there somewhere!Copy !req
601. There's gotta be
something around hereCopy !req
602. that can help
bring him back!Copy !req
603. This'll work!
This has to work!Copy !req
604. Here's the first day we came
to Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan.Copy !req
605. And here's a macaroni
interpretation of my emotions.Copy !req
606. That time
we went fishing.Copy !req
607. That Summerween
we spent together.Copy !req
608. Don't you remember
anything?Copy !req
609. I'm sorry. I don't know
what this isCopy !req
610. or who you are or—gah!Copy !req
611. Quit it, Waddles!Copy !req
612. I'm trying to remember
my life story!Copy !req
613. What did you say?Copy !req
614. I said get Waddles off of me!Copy !req
615. It's working!
Keep reading!Copy !req
616. He needs to remember
our boss-employee
relationship.Copy !req
617. Hey! Just cause I have amnesia,Copy !req
618. don't go tryin' to give
yourself a raise, Soos.Copy !req
619. It's happening!
Keep going!Copy !req
620. OK. OK!Copy !req
621. "Day Two.
Grunkle Stan smells weirdCopy !req
622. but we're
starting to bond.Copy !req
623. He told us a lot about being
a businessman in the '80sCopy !req
624. and seemed happy when
we pretended to listen.Copy !req
625. He also gave me
a grappling hookCopy !req
626. which everyone
is impressed by.Copy !req
627. And in more important news,Copy !req
628. I've met some
neighborhood hotties!"Copy !req
629. Good Morning, Gravity Falls!Copy !req
630. It's another beautiful day,
but every day is beautifulCopy !req
631. now that the...
unpleasantness is over.Copy !req
632. Git outta here,
ya ornery critters!Copy !req
633. Ah, good as new.Copy !req
634. Oh! Looks like
you've got a friend!Copy !req
635. Robbie, would you be
a dear and get us
the sawed off shotgun?Copy !req
636. Ugh. Fine,
whatever.Copy !req
637. Brains and so forth!Copy !req
638. Nope! None of that,
thank you.Copy !req
639. None of us really understand
what just happened,Copy !req
640. and none of us want to.Copy !req
641. That's why I'm passing
the Never Mind All That Act.Copy !req
642. If anyone goes asking
around about the "events"
of the last few days,Copy !req
643. what do we say?Copy !req
644. Never Mind All That!Copy !req
645. And if you break the rules,
we're gonna zap ya!Copy !req
646. Zap! Zap!Copy !req
647. We're mad with power!Copy !req
648. And love.Copy !req
649. In other news,Copy !req
650. the Northwest family
has gone broke.Copy !req
651. After pledging
his allegiance to BillCopy !req
652. and then placing all
his savings in weirdness bonds,Copy !req
653. Preston Northwest
had to sell his mansionCopy !req
654. to preserve his family fortune.Copy !req
655. You're only going to
have one pony now!Copy !req
656. But fortunes have also
turned for local maniac
Fiddleford McGucketCopy !req
657. who, after regaining his sanity,Copy !req
658. has made millions overnight
submitting his patentsCopy !req
659. to the US government.Copy !req
660. I'm gonna buy me a bigger shed!Copy !req
661. Hey, that one's for sale!Copy !req
662. In other good news,
town hero Stanley PinesCopy !req
663. has fully recovered his memory
and will be throwing a partyCopy !req
664. to celebrate his niece and
nephew's thirteenth birthdayCopy !req
665. and final day in town.Copy !req
666. But other than that,
I can safely sayCopy !req
667. our beloved Gravity Falls
is back to normal.Copy !req
668. And now, Bodacious T,
with sports.Copy !req
669. It's called Death Ball!Copy !req
670. ♪... to youCopy !req
671. I can't believe you all
got togetherCopy !req
672. just to throw
a party for us!Copy !req
673. After all the Pines family
has done for the town,Copy !req
674. it's the least
we could do!Copy !req
675. You've helped
everyone here.Copy !req
676. Thanks to y'all savin' us,Copy !req
677. I learned to open
my heart to kindness.Copy !req
678. No more evil-doin'.Copy !req
679. From now on, I'm gonna
try to be Li'l Gideon,Copy !req
680. regular ol' kid.Copy !req
681. Oh— Ha ha! Whoo!Copy !req
682. I am bustin' a move
on this skatin' board.Copy !req
683. More like busting
your pants, loser!Copy !req
684. Heh heh heh heh!Copy !req
685. Hee hee hee!Copy !req
686. Dude, make a wish, dawg!Copy !req
687. Ya know, on my
first day here,Copy !req
688. if you had asked me
what I wanted,
I would have saidCopy !req
689. adventure, mystery,
true friends.Copy !req
690. But looking here at all of you,Copy !req
691. I realize that
every wish came true—Copy !req
692. I have everything
I wanted.Copy !req
693. If I had only one wish,Copy !req
694. it would be to shrink all
of you with a shrink rayCopy !req
695. and bring you home
with us in my pocket.Copy !req
696. But since that's impossible—Copy !req
697. Is that impossible?Copy !req
698. Since that's
probably impossible,Copy !req
699. my only wish is
for everyone to
sign my scrapbook.Copy !req
700. I'll never
forget you guys.Copy !req
701. Wait.Copy !req
702. Now I'll never
forget you guys!Copy !req
703. I now officially declare you:
technically teenagers.Copy !req
704. Welcome to
Angst and Acne Forever.Copy !req
705. One of us! One of us!Copy !req
706. Whoo-hee!
Whoopee!Copy !req
707. So how do you feel?Copy !req
708. Samey,
but differenty.Copy !req
709. Hey, you two.Copy !req
710. When are you gonna
open your presents already?Copy !req
711. I broke a nail wrapping them.Copy !req
712. Ha ha!
Pacifica.Copy !req
713. Stanley, I need
to talk to you.Copy !req
714. I didn't want to say anything
with everyone listening,Copy !req
715. but we've got
a problem.Copy !req
716. Weirdmageddon
has been contained,Copy !req
717. but I'm detecting
some strange new anomaliesCopy !req
718. near the Arctic Ocean.Copy !req
719. I want to go investigate it,Copy !req
720. but I think I might be
too old to go it alone.Copy !req
721. Are you sayin' you
need someone to help youCopy !req
722. sail around the world
on the adventure
of a lifetime?Copy !req
723. I don't just want someone
to come with me, Stanley.Copy !req
724. I want it to be you.Copy !req
725. Will you give me
a second chance?Copy !req
726. You think we'll find treasure?
And babes?Copy !req
727. Ha! I'd say there's
a high probability!Copy !req
728. But what should we do
with the Mystery Shack?Copy !req
729. I think the town's
had enough mystery
for one lifetime.Copy !req
730. Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?Copy !req
731. Everyone,Copy !req
732. I have an announcement
to make.Copy !req
733. Me and my—heh!--
nerdy bro over hereCopy !req
734. have some catchin' up to do,
we're gonna be away for a while.Copy !req
735. That's why I'm shutting down
the Mystery Shack for good!Copy !req
736. You shut down
your mouth for good!Copy !req
737. I'm sorry, Mr. Pineses,Copy !req
738. it's just that this shack
is the most magical place
on earth.Copy !req
739. Sure, the attractions
are all fake,Copy !req
740. but dreams aren't fake.Copy !req
741. Like this mermaid:Copy !req
742. It's not just a dead fish butt
sewn to a monkey carcass,Copy !req
743. it's a marvelous creatureCopy !req
744. that makes us believe
that anything is possible.Copy !req
745. You shut down this shack,
and you shut down our dreams!Copy !req
746. At least... my dreams.Copy !req
747. Aw.Copy !req
748. I'm sorry, Soos,Copy !req
749. it's just there's no one
around to run it.Copy !req
750. At least there wouldn't beCopy !req
751. if I hadn't just found
the perfect replacement.Copy !req
752. Ladies and gentlemen,
the Mystery Shack
is under new management!Copy !req
753. You... you mean it,
Mister Mystery?Copy !req
754. You're Mister Mystery now,
Soos.Copy !req
755. Try not to burn
the place down.Copy !req
756. I'll move in immediately.Copy !req
757. Do you really
have to go?Copy !req
758. There is still so much
we haven't done together.Copy !req
759. Summer's over,
Candy.Copy !req
760. It's time for us
to grow up.Copy !req
761. But not
too much.Copy !req
762. Aaah! I hate my dumb heart
for making me feel things!Copy !req
763. Cut. It. Out. Heart!Copy !req
764. Hey, can you punch
my heart too?Copy !req
765. No, mine!
Punch my feelings away!Copy !req
766. Candy and Grenda,Copy !req
767. thank you for
being my people.Copy !req
768. You'll always be
my best friends.Copy !req
769. Grunkle Stan,
thanks for wearing
my Goodbye sweater.Copy !req
770. Ah, it's cold out.
I had to.Copy !req
771. What? But it's, like,
eighty-something degrees
out today.Copy !req
772. Can it, Soos!Copy !req
773. Hey. You mean a lot to me,
man.Copy !req
774. You too.Copy !req
775. Something to
remember me by.Copy !req
776. Oh, and this.Copy !req
777. Read it the next time
you miss Gravity Falls.Copy !req
778. Last bus leaving Gravity Falls.Copy !req
779. All aboard.Copy !req
780. Guess we said goodbye
to everyone except...Copy !req
781. Waddles.Copy !req
782. I... don't know
how to explain this,
but...Copy !req
783. Mom and Dad won't let me
bring a pig home
to California, so...Copy !req
784. you have to stay here!Copy !req
785. Come on, come on!Copy !req
786. I have to go.Copy !req
787. I'm... I'm sorry, Waddles!Copy !req
788. You know what? Forget it!Copy !req
789. I lived with this pig
all summer,Copy !req
790. now your parents
are gonna have to!Copy !req
791. Hey, bus guy!Copy !req
792. This pig is coming
with the kids!Copy !req
793. Now, hold on a second.Copy !req
794. Bringing animals aboard
a moving vehicleCopy !req
795. is strictly prohibited
by—Copy !req
796. Wah— Welcome aboard.Copy !req
797. You can sit in
the front row, pig.Copy !req
798. Kids, you knuckleheads
were nothin' but a nuisanceCopy !req
799. and I'm glad to be rid of ya.Copy !req
800. We'll miss you too,
Grunkle Stan.Copy !req
801. Ready to head
into the unknown?Copy !req
802. Nope.Copy !req
803. Let's do it.Copy !req
804. Bye! Bye, everybody!
I'll miss you guys too!Copy !req
805. Bye, dudes! Bye!Copy !req
806. If you've ever
taken a road trip through
the Pacific Northwest,Copy !req
807. you've probably
seen a bumper stickerCopy !req
808. for a place
called Gravity Falls.Copy !req
809. Well, I've moved in.Copy !req
810. It's not on any maps,Copy !req
811. and most people
have never heard of it.Copy !req
812. Some people think it's a myth.Copy !req
813. But if you're curious,
don't wait.Copy !req
814. Take a trip.Copy !req
815. Find it.Copy !req
816. It's out there somewhere
in the woods.. waiting.Copy !req