1. I just had a horrible dreamCopy !req
2. that Gideon stole the deed
to the Mystery ShackCopy !req
3. and kicked us outCopy !req
4. and we all had to move in
with Soos's grandma.Copy !req
5. That was no dream, dude.Copy !req
6. Shh!
Por favor.Copy !req
7. Uh, sorry, Abuelita.Copy !req
8. Oh! Soos, your grandma
is so adorable!Copy !req
9. And her skin is old lady soft.Copy !req
10. Mabel, quit being creepy!
The news is finally on!Copy !req
11. In a move that has
all of Gravity Falls buzzing,Copy !req
12. child psychic Gideon GleefulCopy !req
13. has taken surprise ownership
of the Mystery Shack,Copy !req
14. previously belonging to area
shyster Stanford Pines.Copy !req
15. That picture's
taken out of context.Copy !req
16. Now that you have the shack,Copy !req
17. what exactly are you
planning to do with it?Copy !req
18. I have a big announcement
to make today,Copy !req
19. and I'd like to cordially inviteCopy !req
20. all the good people
of Gravity Falls to join me.Copy !req
21. Free admission to everyone
who wears their Gideon pins!Copy !req
22. It's my face!Copy !req
23. I just can't believe
Gideon beat us!Copy !req
24. Normally I'm able
to save the day.Copy !req
25. This is all my fault.Copy !req
26. Don't worry, Dipper.Copy !req
27. Looks like Mabel's gonna have to
be the hero of the family now!Copy !req
28. I'll defeat Gideon
with my grappling hook!Copy !req
29. Mabel, no offense,
but that grappling hookCopy !req
30. has literally
never helped us once.Copy !req
31. Oh, yeah? Jelly grab!Copy !req
32. I vacuum the walls now.Copy !req
33. So you lost the shack.
Look on the bright side, dudes.Copy !req
34. Now you get to live
here with me.Copy !req
35. Soos!Copy !req
36. Hey, anyone wanna play racecars?Copy !req
37. They're out of batteries,
but we can make pretend.Copy !req
38. Would it be a new low if I ate that?Copy !req
39. I'm just kidding.
I'm totally eating it.Copy !req
40. We've gotta get the Shack back.Copy !req
41. Hello, Gravity Falls!Copy !req
42. Gideon is the psychic-est!Copy !req
43. He guessed the secret ingredient
to my coffee omelet!Copy !req
44. Somehow he knew about my
horrifying secret birthmark.Copy !req
45. I love that
child psychic so much!Copy !req
46. You're choking me!Copy !req
47. Grandma, is that you?Copy !req
48. We're in.Copy !req
49. Just wanna say, don't know
what we're doing here,Copy !req
50. but I am loving these
fake moustaches!Copy !req
51. If anyone asks, I'm not Soos.Copy !req
52. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
53. Today I am delighted
to announce my new plansCopy !req
54. for the former Mystery Shack.Copy !req
55. I give you Gideonland!Copy !req
56. - What>?! 1!
- Dude!Copy !req
57. We're gonna turn
this dirty old shackCopy !req
58. into three square miles
of Gideon-tertainment!Copy !req
59. And, introducing our new mascot,Copy !req
60. Li'l Gideon junior!Copy !req
61. Boom! He's a pig!Copy !req
62. Waddles! You monster!Copy !req
63. All right, that's it!Copy !req
64. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
65. Listen up, people!
Gideon's a fraud!Copy !req
66. This kid broke in
and stole my property!Copy !req
67. - Arrest him, officers!
- Yeah!Copy !req
68. Such accusations!Copy !req
69. Mr. Pines, I recall
you gave the property to me.Copy !req
70. Look, here's the deed
right here!Copy !req
71. Well, that's all the proof
I need to see.Copy !req
72. I love you, Li'l Gideon!
Sing them funny songs!Copy !req
73. Hey!Copy !req
74. Now get off my property,
old man.Copy !req
75. I'll show you who's the old ma--Copy !req
76. Ow! Aah! My hearing aid!
Aah!Copy !req
77. Thanks for visiting
Gideonland, friends!Copy !req
78. Don't come back.
I don't care for y'all.Copy !req
79. Don't worry, guys, we'll get
the Shack back somehow.Copy !req
80. We better.Copy !req
81. Wendy!Copy !req
82. If I can't work at the Shack,Copy !req
83. my dad's gonna force me
to work upstateCopy !req
84. at my cousin's logging camp.Copy !req
85. What? You're leaving town?
But we need you here!Copy !req
86. Yeah, especially Dipper,
because of his giant crush on...Copy !req
87. You. Calyptus trees!Copy !req
88. The kid loves eucalyptus trees.Copy !req
89. Saved it!Copy !req
90. Oh, man, guys, don't look now.Copy !req
91. Take me back, Wendy!Copy !req
92. My arms are too skinny to keep holding
this boom box forever!Copy !req
93. - I was never here.
- Have you been getting my texts?Copy !req
94. Do I need to send you
more texts? Wendy!Copy !req
95. This is not good. I cannot
feed such a big family.Copy !req
96. Where will we stay, Dipper?Copy !req
97. Where will I put
all my sweaters?Copy !req
98. And what's Stan
gonna tell Mom and Dad?Copy !req
99. Ah, Mr. Pines will figure
something out. He always does!Copy !req
100. Don't worry, your son
and daughter are fine.Copy !req
101. Where are we staying?Copy !req
102. Uh, I put 'em up at this
amazing 4-star hotel!Copy !req
103. What? Uh, sure, we got...
Plenty to eat.Copy !req
104. Uh, relax. If I thought I couldn't
take care of these kids,Copy !req
105. I'd send 'em back right away.
Uh-huh. You, too.Copy !req
106. Grunkle Stan,
can we order pizza?Copy !req
107. Back to your corner!Copy !req
108. I've been meanin'
to ask you, boy.Copy !req
109. Shouldn't you be
celebratin' GideonlandCopy !req
110. instead of sticking your head
in that there book all day?Copy !req
111. Father, have I ever told you
the true nature of this book?Copy !req
112. It was written many years ago
by a brilliant unknown authorCopy !req
113. who learned secrets
too powerful for one man.Copy !req
114. He hid his journals where he
thought no one would ever find 'em.Copy !req
115. Because he knew that if the journals
were ever brought together,Copy !req
116. they would unleash a gateway
to unimaginable power!Copy !req
117. Codes and maps
have led me to believeCopy !req
118. the other book's buried somewhere
on this very property.Copy !req
119. And I intend to find it.Copy !req
120. So that's why you
wanted the Mystery Shack.Copy !req
121. That's right, Father.Copy !req
122. It's time to begin the search...Copy !req
123. For the other journal!Copy !req
124. Go, red car!Copy !req
125. Go, other red car!Copy !req
126. This would be a lot
more fun with batteries.Copy !req
127. Kids, we gotta talk.Copy !req
128. Look, I've been thinking, and I
can't take care of you anymore.Copy !req
129. I don't have a house,
or-- or a job.Copy !req
130. The plan is you're going home.Copy !req
131. Your bus leaves tomorrow.
Here are your tickets.Copy !req
132. But, Grunkle Stan,
you can't give up.Copy !req
133. Yeah, dude.
Look at these faces!Copy !req
134. Be cuter, Mabel!
Your summer depends on it!Copy !req
135. Look, I lost, okay?Copy !req
136. The best thing is for you to be
with your parents.Copy !req
137. I'm sorry, kids.
Gideon won.Copy !req
138. Summer's over.Copy !req
139. Mr. Pines! Come back!
Reconsider!Copy !req
140. Mabel, that's enough!Copy !req
141. If Stan won't get
our home back from Gideon,Copy !req
142. then we'll have
to do it ourselves!Copy !req
143. Gideon may have the upper hand,Copy !req
144. but we have one thing
he doesn't.Copy !req
145. - A grappling hook!
- The journal!Copy !req
146. Oh, the journal.
Journal!Copy !req
147. All right. The bus to take us
out of Gravity FallsCopy !req
148. comes at sundown.Copy !req
149. If we wanna stay in town,
we've gotta get past those guards,Copy !req
150. make it through the fence,Copy !req
151. and get Gideon
to hand over that deed.Copy !req
152. Leave that to Mabel!
Wa-cha!Copy !req
153. Aah!Copy !req
154. Now will you admit
the grappling hook is useless?Copy !req
155. Nope!Copy !req
156. Okay, what can we use
to defeat Gideon?Copy !req
157. Let's see. Barf fairy?Copy !req
158. - Yeah!
- Nope.Copy !req
159. Butternut squash with a
human face and emotions?Copy !req
160. - Yeah!
- Nope.Copy !req
161. Whoa! What's this?Copy !req
162. I've stared at
this page for hours.Copy !req
163. It seems like a blueprint
to build some kindCopy !req
164. of strange futuristic
super weapon--Copy !req
165. Boring! To defeat those guards,
we need some kind of army.Copy !req
166. Wait a minute. An army!Copy !req
167. Mabel, that's it!
The gnomes!Copy !req
168. Uh...Copy !req
169. I think this is
their hiding spot.Copy !req
170. I wonder what gnomes do out here
all alone in the forest.Copy !req
171. Aah!Copy !req
172. Aah!Copy !req
173. This, this is normal.Copy !req
174. This is normal for gnomes.
Scrub, scrub.Copy !req
175. Well, well, well!
Look who came crawling back!Copy !req
176. Take five, Chris. You guys keep doin'
what you're doin'.Copy !req
177. So, changed your mind about
marrying me, did you, Mabel?Copy !req
178. Ew! Hardly! We need your help.
And seriously, ew!Copy !req
179. You want our help? After you left me
at the altar? No dice!Copy !req
180. Well, what if we were able to
get you a new queen?Copy !req
181. One even more beautiful than me!Copy !req
182. Her name's Gideon
and she has lovely white hair.Copy !req
183. Whoa! Mature woman, huh?
Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne!Copy !req
184. Shmebulock!Copy !req
185. Is "Shmebulock" all you can say?Copy !req
186. Shmebulock.Copy !req
187. It's a deal!Copy !req
188. Waiter, give me a glass
of the strongest,Copy !req
189. most expired
apple cider you've got.Copy !req
190. Sure thing, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
191. Soos? What are you
doing here?Copy !req
192. Since the Mystery Shack
shut down,Copy !req
193. I've had to take a bunch
of part-time jobs.Copy !req
194. Grave digger, bus driver,
really awesome cook.Copy !req
195. Hey, is the kitchen supposed to
have that much fire in it?Copy !req
196. You're a good man-child, Soos,Copy !req
197. but it's not looking good.Copy !req
198. This whole town loves
Gideon and hates me.Copy !req
199. If only they knew
how evil he really was.Copy !req
200. Hey, I'm here for you, dude.Copy !req
201. The entire lower half
of your body is on fire.Copy !req
202. Shh. We're having
a moment.Copy !req
203. Where are you, journal?Copy !req
204. Where are you?Copy !req
205. Boy, I hate to interrupt you,
but you have some guests.Copy !req
206. What?Copy !req
207. Give us the deed to
the shack, Gideon! Or else!Copy !req
208. Am I supposed to say,
"or else what?"Copy !req
209. Yes, you are supposed
to say that! Now!Copy !req
210. You're surrounded by
an unstoppable gnome army.Copy !req
211. Now give us back our deed
and get off our property!Copy !req
212. And let the marriage
ceremony begin!Copy !req
213. Very well. I suppose
this deed belongs to--Copy !req
214. Ha! What do you know?
Works on gnomes, too.Copy !req
215. Stop! We'll do anything!Copy !req
216. How can we serve you,
your majesty?Copy !req
217. The most beautiful girl
we've ever seen!Copy !req
218. I am not a girl!Copy !req
219. Really? But your skin is so soft.
Do you moisturize or...Copy !req
220. Subdue them!Copy !req
221. I have to admit, kids,
I am impressed by your creativity.Copy !req
222. - How did you ever?
- Let go!Copy !req
223. Oh, no!Copy !req
224. No! Could it be? Is it?Copy !req
225. Of course!Copy !req
226. It all makes sense!Copy !req
227. The one place I'd
never think to look.Copy !req
228. You had it the whole time!Copy !req
229. And to think I actually
considered you a threat!Copy !req
230. No! Give it back!Copy !req
231. Every victory you had was because
of your precious book!Copy !req
232. -Give it back or I'll--
-Or you'll what, boy?Copy !req
233. You'll what? Huh? Huh?
No muscles, no brains.Copy !req
234. Face it. You're
nothing without this!Copy !req
235. Bye-bye forever, y'all.Copy !req
236. No!Copy !req
237. Next time, do your own dirty work!
Come on, boys!Copy !req
238. Well, that's it.Copy !req
239. Guess the bus
should be here soon.Copy !req
240. What? Dipper,
don't give up!Copy !req
241. You always have a plan!Copy !req
242. No, the journal always
has the plan!Copy !req
243. Think about it, Mabel.
Gideon was right.Copy !req
244. The only courageous
or cool things I've ever doneCopy !req
245. have been because
of that journal.Copy !req
246. Without it, I can't help you
or Stan or anyone.Copy !req
247. There's gotta be
something we can do.Copy !req
248. What can we do?Copy !req
249. Bus fifty-two departing
Gravity Falls. All aboard.Copy !req
250. Sorry, kids.
It's for the best.Copy !req
251. Can't believe this is happening.Copy !req
252. I've got it!
I've finally got it!Copy !req
253. Get out!Copy !req
254. It's finally mine!Copy !req
255. At last, I have
journal number...Copy !req
256. Three?Copy !req
257. There are three of 'em?Copy !req
258. But where is journal number one?Copy !req
259. I must have all three for
the power to be unlocked!Copy !req
260. But where could I-- Dipper!
He must know where it is!Copy !req
261. He gave me the third one
and kept the first for himself!Copy !req
262. I can't let him leave
Gravity Falls!Copy !req
263. You there! Is it ready?Copy !req
264. Only one way to find out!Copy !req
265. I got a good feelin'
about that kid!Copy !req
266. Well, Stan, this is it.
Rock bottom.Copy !req
267. No friends, no family,Copy !req
268. stuck watching infomercials
for whatever that is.Copy !req
269. Are you sick of piles of owls
constantly blocking your driveway?Copy !req
270. Well, then you've
gotta get Owl Trowel!Copy !req
271. How did you do it, kid?Copy !req
272. Why are you always
one step ahead?Copy !req
273. Maybe he really is
psychic after--Copy !req
274. Aah! My hearing aid!Copy !req
275. What keeps causing that?Copy !req
276. Wait a minute. That's it!
I know Gideon's weakness!Copy !req
277. Would Mr. Pines like a--Copy !req
278. Mwah!Copy !req
279. I go vacuum my face.Copy !req
280. Hey, Dipper. Wanna play
bus seat treasure hunt?Copy !req
281. I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
282. Oh, come on.Copy !req
283. We got Canadian coin,Copy !req
284. gum that's shaped like
Ronald Reagan's head.Copy !req
285. Ooh! Miscellaneous
fluid stain.Copy !req
286. - Giant robot!
- Yeah, giant robot. Wait. What?Copy !req
287. - Look!
- Halt! I command you to halt!Copy !req
288. Mr. bus driver! There's a giant
Gideonbot coming towards us!Copy !req
289. - Oh, hey, dudes!
- Soos!Copy !req
290. Don't worry, guys.
I've been a part-time bus driverCopy !req
291. for at least 40 minutes.Copy !req
292. One of these things
is probably a clutch.Copy !req
293. Hang on, dudes!Copy !req
294. Aah!Copy !req
295. - Soos! Look out!
- Aah!Copy !req
296. He already won!
What does he want from us?Copy !req
297. I got you in my sights!Copy !req
298. Soos! Cliff!Copy !req
299. Aah!Copy !req
300. Okay, what's closest
to our present situation?Copy !req
301. "Raccoon in the engine” or
"angry grandparent won't leave bus"?Copy !req
302. Probably-- probably
the second one.Copy !req
303. Huh?Copy !req
304. Tell me! Where is
journal number one?Copy !req
305. Journal number one?Copy !req
306. Don't play games with me, boy!Copy !req
307. - Oh!
- Aah! Aah!Copy !req
308. I don't know what
you're talking about!Copy !req
309. You took the only
journal I ever had!Copy !req
310. What do you even want
with these journals, anyway?Copy !req
311. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
312. Let go of her!Copy !req
313. Ha ha ha! You still think
you're some kind of hero?Copy !req
314. Aaahhh! Unh!Copy !req
315. Once I find the final journal,
I'll rule this town!Copy !req
316. With you as my queen!Copy !req
317. Dipper, help me!
Help!Copy !req
318. Face it, kid. You're nothing
without that journal.Copy !req
319. How you gonna fight back?Copy !req
320. No muscles, no brains.Copy !req
321. What are you gonna do? Huh?
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
322. Let go of my sister!Copy !req
323. Never! I finally
won this time!Copy !req
324. Aah! Aah! Get off!
Let go of me!Copy !req
325. Huh?Copy !req
326. Careful in there!Copy !req
327. Dudes! No!Copy !req
328. Grappling hook!
Told you it would come in handy.Copy !req
329. Mabel, that was amazing!Copy !req
330. Not as amazing as you
defeating that robot!Copy !req
331. Hey, my journal!Copy !req
332. - Oh, there it is!
- Is this the thing that exploded?Copy !req
333. - What's going on?
- What is that?Copy !req
334. It's over here.Copy !req
335. Ohhh.Copy !req
336. Gideon!Copy !req
337. Oh, good heavens!
What on earth happened here?Copy !req
338. It was the Pines twins.
They tried to attack meCopy !req
339. and blew up my statue
with dynamite!Copy !req
340. Arrest 'em!Copy !req
341. - What?
- Officers, he's lying!Copy !req
342. Sorry, kids,
but we trust Gideon,Copy !req
343. and nothing short of a miracle
could ever change our--Copy !req
344. Aah!Copy !req
345. Wait! Wait! Stop everything!
I've got something to say!Copy !req
346. - Not this guy again.
- Just wait! Look!Copy !req
347. You guys all think Gideon
is so perfect and honest.Copy !req
348. "Oh, I could never
tell a lie! I'm Gideon!"Copy !req
349. He's more honest than you!Copy !req
350. Yeah!
And he's psychic too!Copy !req
351. How's this for psychic?
Bam! Take a good look!Copy !req
352. Wait a minute!
Is that me?Copy !req
353. The secret ingredient
to my coffee omelet is coffee!Copy !req
354. And me!Copy !req
355. I can verify that that
birthmark is indeed disgusting.Copy !req
356. Hooray!Copy !req
357. That's me!Copy !req
358. That's right! These pins
are hidden cameras!Copy !req
359. And my hearing aid was
picking up the feedback!Copy !req
360. Who's the fraud now?Copy !req
361. Gideon, we gave you our trust.Copy !req
362. You lied to us!Copy !req
363. Please, I--
It's not what it looks like.Copy !req
364. What are you gonna do with me?Copy !req
365. Tyler?Copy !req
366. Get him.Copy !req
367. Get him.Copy !req
368. Li'l Gideon, you are under arrest...Copy !req
369. For conspiracy, fraud,
and breaking our hearts.Copy !req
370. Durland, the tiny handcuffs.Copy !req
371. Wha-- no!Copy !req
372. Just one more thing.Copy !req
373. Let go of me!
Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
374. I believe this belongs to me.Copy !req
375. No! No! Watch the hair!Copy !req
376. You can't do this to me!
Y'all are sheep!Copy !req
377. You need me!
I'll be back!Copy !req
378. You'll hear from my lawyers!Copy !req
379. There you have it.Copy !req
380. Local hero Stanford Pines
has just exposedCopy !req
381. Li'l Gideon as a fraud.Copy !req
382. Anything you have to say
to the town, Stanford?Copy !req
383. The Mystery Shack is back, baby!Copy !req
384. Oh, thank you, thank you!Copy !req
385. Hey, Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
386. Uh, you kiddos
settling back in okay?Copy !req
387. Yep! All of my
favorite moldy spotsCopy !req
388. on the ceiling are still there!Copy !req
389. Even you, Daryl!Copy !req
390. Hey, Grunkle Stan, me and Mabel
have been talking,Copy !req
391. and I think there's something
we should finally tell you.Copy !req
392. This is a journal
I found in the woods.Copy !req
393. It talks about
all the crazy stuff thatCopy !req
394. goes on in Gravity Falls.Copy !req
395. Gideon nearly destroyed
the whole town trying to find it.Copy !req
396. I don't know what it means,
or who wrote it,Copy !req
397. but after all
we've been through,Copy !req
398. maybe you should
finally know about it.Copy !req
399. I'm glad you
showed me this, Dipper.Copy !req
400. Now I know where you've
been getting it all from!Copy !req
401. Spookums and monsters.Copy !req
402. This kooky book has been filling
your head with crazy conspiracies!Copy !req
403. But it's all real!Copy !req
404. You gotta quit readin'
this fantasy nonsense for your own good.Copy !req
405. Although some of these
would make great attractions!Copy !req
406. Can't come up with this stuff!
Mind if I borrow this?Copy !req
407. Wait! No! Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
408. "Magic book." Ridiculous!Copy !req
409. - Stan, I need it!
- Dipper, you don't need that book!Copy !req
410. Don't you see?Copy !req
411. On your own you
defeated a giant robotCopy !req
412. with nothing
but your bare hands!Copy !req
413. You're a hero whether you've
got that journal or not!Copy !req
414. Whoa. Thanks, Mabel.
I still want it back though.Copy !req
415. I'm sure you'll get it back.Copy !req
416. What would a boring old man like
Stan want with that book anyway?Copy !req
417. Soos'ed!Copy !req
418. After all these years.Copy !req
419. Finally, I have them all.Copy !req
420. It's working!Copy !req
421. Here we go.Copy !req