1. Focus, Deputy, remember
your training. Easy, easy...Copy !req
2. You're almost there!Copy !req
3. Dang it! I almost
got the treasure!Copy !req
4. The time we spend together
is treasure enough.Copy !req
5. Hey, you feel that?Copy !req
6. Reckon we should report that.Copy !req
7. Or go for a ride in
our new convertible!Copy !req
8. - Whee!
- Yeah!Copy !req
9. Ladies and gentlemen,
continuing our mystery tourCopy !req
10. you'll see the world famous
outhouse of mystery!Copy !req
11. I got stuck in there once!Copy !req
12. Could I go to the bathroom?Copy !req
13. Save all questions until
after the tour!Copy !req
14. And up ahead
if you look really closely,Copy !req
15. everybody get your cameras,
you're gonna wanna see this.Copy !req
16. Finally, Waddles! We have
the whole house to ourselves!Copy !req
17. What do you think, dance party?Copy !req
18. I'm not hearing a no.Copy !req
19. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes.Copy !req
20. Uh-oh. Cuddle time!Copy !req
21. Waddles, can 1
tell you a secret?Copy !req
22. You're my favorite pig
in the whole world.Copy !req
23. Mabel, what are you
doing on the floor?Copy !req
24. Being cute and great.Copy !req
25. And I thought
your brother was weird.Copy !req
26. No. He's more like...Copy !req
27. Let's solve a mystery.Copy !req
28. I kiss a pillow with
Wendy's face drawn on it.Copy !req
29. That's pretty good.
Kissing a pillow!Copy !req
30. Go! Go! Chew that pant leg!Copy !req
31. All right, outside. Now!Copy !req
32. No! Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
33. It's not safe
for Waddles outside.Copy !req
34. There's predators!
And bar-b-quers.Copy !req
35. That's just the natural order.Copy !req
36. It's not my fault your pig
is potentially delicious!Copy !req
37. He should be inside
like a person!Copy !req
38. People don't roll around
in their own filth.Copy !req
39. Except for Soos.Copy !req
40. And we're the lesser for it.Copy !req
41. Maybe we're the ones who should
be put outside.Copy !req
42. Huh? Huh? Think about it.
Hmph!Copy !req
43. Today is the day, Soos!Copy !req
44. Thanks for coming along
on this mission.Copy !req
45. Dude, it's an honor!Copy !req
46. Today I'm sweating from
heat and excitement! Whew!Copy !req
47. Something hiding in these woods.Copy !req
48. Something big enough
to rip the roof off a car.Copy !req
49. If we get a photo of this thing,
we'll be heroes!Copy !req
50. Yeah, we'll get all the babes!Copy !req
51. You'll be fending off
smooches with a stick!Copy !req
52. Shut up, man!Copy !req
53. With a stick, dude!Copy !req
54. Here, gimme a boost.Copy !req
55. Got it. Ugh.Copy !req
56. Is sap supposed
to be this sticky? Ugh.Copy !req
57. If everything goes
according to plan,Copy !req
58. the creature will
grab that steak,Copy !req
59. cross through the string,
and set off cameras A, B and C.Copy !req
60. And nothing can go wrong!
High five!Copy !req
61. This was poorly planned.Copy !req
62. Hey, you!Copy !req
63. Me?Copy !req
64. Sick of
constantly dropping your baby?Copy !req
65. Yes!Copy !req
66. Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi!Copy !req
67. And what you need is the
Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle.Copy !req
68. I can hold ten babies at once!Copy !req
69. I know what you're thinking.
Does it work for pigs?Copy !req
70. Yeah,
it does works for pigs, stupid!Copy !req
71. Feel your pig's heartbeat
next to yours.Copy !req
72. It works for pigs!Copy !req
73. Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
74. I'm off to get a Huggy Wuvvy
Tummy Bundle!Copy !req
75. Yeesh. Isn't knitting matching
sweaters for that pig enough?Copy !req
76. Nope! Anyway,Copy !req
77. I need you to look after this
little gentleman while I'm gone.Copy !req
78. Not now, kid. I got some
tourists coming through.Copy !req
79. Grunkle Stan, I know you're
not crazy about Waddles.Copy !req
80. He's a fat, naked jerk.Copy !req
81. But you do care about me.Copy !req
82. Promise me you
won't let him outside.Copy !req
83. Fine. Yeah, yeah. I promise.Copy !req
84. Thanks, Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
85. I'm watching you, pig.Copy !req
86. Ugh!Copy !req
87. We did it! It tripped the wire!Copy !req
88. Somewhere in these cameras
is a photo of that creature!Copy !req
89. I'll go develop the film!Copy !req
90. I'll go make us victory nachos!
Dipper and Soos for life!Copy !req
91. Boosh!Copy !req
92. And here, ladies and gentlemen,
is our final exhibit.Copy !req
93. The most hideous creatures
known to man!Copy !req
94. Look, it's us!Copy !req
95. Right? Right? We,Copy !req
96. we have fun here.
But seriously, folks.Copy !req
97. This is something. I present to you,
a unicorn made out of corn,Copy !req
98. the Cornicorn! I,
I don't know. I'm tired.Copy !req
99. Huh?Copy !req
100. What the--Copy !req
101. What a rip off!
Kids! We're leaving!Copy !req
102. No! No!Copy !req
103. You!Copy !req
104. Come on, come on.Copy !req
105. Hmm!Copy !req
106. That's a wing! If
camera B got the wing,Copy !req
107. then the one that should have
got the rest is... camera C!Copy !req
108. The creature!Copy !req
109. Who wants victory nachos?Copy !req
110. No!Copy !req
111. Dude, don't worry. I only
ate, like, a third of 'em.Copy !req
112. Half of 'em.
I ate all of 'em, dude!Copy !req
113. Just ten minutes without this pig
in the house. Is that so much to ask?Copy !req
114. There. Mabel asks,
this never happened.Copy !req
115. "Oh but, Grunkle Stan, it's not
safe out there! There's predators!"Copy !req
116. Oh, brother.Copy !req
117. Aah!Copy !req
118. I can't believe you, man!Copy !req
119. Sorry, dude. I was just so excited.
Nachos cause excitement!Copy !req
120. Soos, no offense, but you have
got to be more careful sometimes.Copy !req
121. I mean, what are the odds
we'll ever get another picture of--Copy !req
122. Dude! Did you see that?
That thing was a dinosaur, bro!Copy !req
123. How is it possible a dinosaur
survived sixty-five million years?Copy !req
124. Did you see it, Mr. Pines?
Mr. Pines?Copy !req
125. It, it, it took him.Copy !req
126. - Took what?
- The pig.Copy !req
127. It took Waddles.Copy !req
128. What'd you say about Waddles?Copy !req
129. Whoa, awkward silence.Copy !req
130. Blah!Copy !req
131. What's going on? Why are you
standing around all awkwardly?Copy !req
132. And where's Waddles?Copy !req
133. Um, uh... The good news is,
you're getting a puppy!Copy !req
134. What happened?Copy !req
135. Well, see, uh, when the, uh--Copy !req
136. Your pig got eaten by
a p-terodactyl, bro.Copy !req
137. What? Waddles? Waddles!Copy !req
138. Where did he go?
How did this happen?Copy !req
139. Grunkle Stan, you didn't
put him outside?Copy !req
140. What?
No! I didn't put him anywhere.Copy !req
141. I'm not acting suspicious!
You're acting suspicious! What's a pig?Copy !req
142. Then what happened?Copy !req
143. Uh, look, it went down
like this, see?Copy !req
144. So there I was,
in the living room...Copy !req
145. Tenderly nursing him
with only the richest of creams.Copy !req
146. When all of a sudden...Copy !req
147. "'Huh?"Copy !req
148. So I said,Copy !req
149. "No dice, cowboy!"Copy !req
150. I start punching him
right in the face.Copy !req
151. But he played dirty!Copy !req
152. "'Huh?"Copy !req
153. That really happened.Copy !req
154. Why'! Why couldn't you
have taken me!Copy !req
155. Oh, Grunkle Stan!
You tried to save him!Copy !req
156. Uh, yep! I'm a
great man, all right.Copy !req
157. You punched a
pterodactyl in the face?Copy !req
158. I thought you didn't even
believe in the supernatural.Copy !req
159. Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just
big lizards. Get off my back!Copy !req
160. Oh, Waddles...Copy !req
161. That's it! No pterodactyl
messes with my sister!Copy !req
162. We're gonna go out there,
catch him, and save your pig!Copy !req
163. For Mabel, guys!Copy !req
164. For Mabel!Copy !req
165. But how do we even
find the little guy?Copy !req
166. We follow that.Copy !req
167. - Oh! Sweet!
- Yes! Genius!Copy !req
168. Or, you know, we could
just call it a day maybe,Copy !req
169. hit the pool hall or, uh...Copy !req
170. Yeah! Let's go save Woggles!Copy !req
171. - Waddles!
- Him too.Copy !req
172. All right! That p-terodactyl
won't know what hit him!Copy !req
173. It's "pterodactyl," man.Copy !req
174. Actually nobody knows
how to pronounce itCopy !req
175. because no one was alive
back in dinosaur days, so, uh...Copy !req
176. Whoa! Almost ran over
my own head there.Copy !req
177. Wow.Copy !req
178. Mabel, we've gotta talk.Copy !req
179. This is a really
high-stakes mission,Copy !req
180. and I'm a little worried about
Soos coming along on this one.Copy !req
181. I love the guy but
sometimes he messes stuff up.Copy !req
182. What? Since when?Copy !req
183. Sorry, dude.Copy !req
184. Sorry, dude.Copy !req
185. Look! A fairy!Copy !req
186. Oh, sorry, dude,
I killed that fairy!Copy !req
187. Let him down easy.Copy !req
188. This is so great!
You and me, bro. Best friends!Copy !req
189. Fighting and potentially
high-fiving dinosaurs.Copy !req
190. Soos, look, I uh, I gotta
tell you something.Copy !req
191. Okay, but before you do, check out
these matching shirts I made for us!Copy !req
192. Who's this guy right here?
You. Totally you, dude.Copy !req
193. And these rays
indicate friendship.Copy !req
194. So what was it you were
going to tell me again?Copy !req
195. Uh... P-terodactyl, here we come!Copy !req
196. Yes!Copy !req
197. Bros before dinos!Copy !req
198. Okay, the red yarn leads to...Copy !req
199. Old Man McGucket?Copy !req
200. Howdy, friends!Copy !req
201. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
202. You'll never believe me! So I
was doin' my hourly hootenannyCopy !req
203. Ugh! This guy.Copy !req
204. When this enormous wingly critter
stole my musical spoonsCopy !req
205. and flew lickety split into the
abandoned mines, down yonder.Copy !req
206. Whoa!Copy !req
207. Looks kinda hairy down there.Copy !req
208. Come on, Grunkle Stan.
You can handle it!Copy !req
209. You punched a pterodactyl
in the face, remember?Copy !req
210. Oh yeah!Copy !req
211. I did do that, didn't I?Copy !req
212. My! What suspicious laughter!Copy !req
213. Guys, we're going in.Copy !req
214. Need someone to tag along
and tell weird personal stories?Copy !req
215. No, thanks.Copy !req
216. So there I am, fighting a
raccoon for the same piece of meat,Copy !req
217. when our mouths get close
and we kiss accidentally!Copy !req
218. You can't take a hint, can you?Copy !req
219. Nope!Copy !req
220. Whoa...Copy !req
221. - Sweet Moses!
- Razzle dazzle!Copy !req
222. Fancy marmalade!Copy !req
223. These plants look all
jurassic-y.Copy !req
224. Huh, this little feller
smells like battery acid.Copy !req
225. Looks like I lost my
sense of smell!Copy !req
226. Oh, Waddles!
We're gonna find you!Copy !req
227. Wow!Copy !req
228. They're all trapped
inside tree sap!Copy !req
229. That's how they survived
for sixty-five million years.Copy !req
230. Whoa!Copy !req
231. The summer heat
must be melting them loose.Copy !req
232. Holy moly!Copy !req
233. Forget the Cornicorn, this is
the attraction of a lifetime!Copy !req
234. I could bring people down hereCopy !req
235. and turn this into
some sort of theme park.Copy !req
236. "Jurassic Sap Hole!"Copy !req
237. Uh, dudes...Copy !req
238. Maybe we should keep moving.Copy !req
239. This could be a goldmine!Copy !req
240. Velvety rope type deal there,
ticket booth here...Copy !req
241. Ha! I should've put
that pig outside ages ago!Copy !req
242. Wait, what did you just say?Copy !req
243. - Hmm? What's that?
- You said the dinosaurCopy !req
244. flew into the house.Copy !req
245. No, wait!Copy !req
246. If you think about it--Copy !req
247. You put Waddles outside,
then you lied to me about it!Copy !req
248. And now, thanks to you,
my pig could be dead!Copy !req
249. Waddles could be dead!Copy !req
250. Look, he's an animal!
He belongs outside.Copy !req
251. No! That's it!Copy !req
252. Grunkle Stan, I am never
ever speaking to you again!Copy !req
253. Look, you can't be serious!Copy !req
254. Oh, is someone talking right now?
Because I can't hear them.Copy !req
255. - Kid!
- La-la-la-la-la!Copy !req
256. I can't hear anyone.
No one's talking to mel!Copy !req
257. Guys, guys, don't fight!Copy !req
258. Why can't you be more
like me and Dipper?Copy !req
259. Look, everything's
gonna be cool.Copy !req
260. All we gotta do to find
that pig is follow this here yarn!Copy !req
261. We just keep following, and following
and when we reach the end--Copy !req
262. Oh. Uh-oh.Copy !req
263. Which, which cave was it again?Copy !req
264. Ugh, Soos! You lost the trail!Copy !req
265. Hey, come on, we'll
find our way. Trust me!Copy !req
266. - Sorry, dude.
- Ugh, that is it!Copy !req
267. See, this is why I didn't
want to bring you along!Copy !req
268. What do you mean?Copy !req
269. I mean, this is really
important to MabelCopy !req
270. and you keep screwing
everything up!Copy !req
271. You ruined our photograph,
and now you've got us hopelessly lost!Copy !req
272. But we're P-terodactyl Bros.
I made T-shirts.Copy !req
273. It's pronounced "terro-dactyl!"Copy !req
274. And these shirts are useless.
They're gigantic!Copy !req
275. I. Have. A Different.
Body Type. Dude!Copy !req
276. - Oh, so it's my fault that...
- I just thought that maybe
you'd grow into 'em...Copy !req
277. Who cares about shirts?
Stan is a murderer!Copy !req
278. Come on, I was doing
what was best for me--Copy !req
279. Hey, cheer up, fellers!
I fixed yer lantern.Copy !req
280. What-- What are we doin'?Copy !req
281. Hmm?Copy !req
282. Nobody make any sudden
movements or loud noises.Copy !req
283. Yee-haw! We found a pterodactyl!Copy !req
284. Guys, we need a plan
to get out of here.Copy !req
285. Okay, okay. How's about Mabel
knits Soos a pig costume...Copy !req
286. I like it!Copy !req
287. ...and we use Soos as
a human sacrifice.Copy !req
288. I like it!Copy !req
289. Whaddya say, Mabel?Copy !req
290. Hmph!Copy !req
291. Oh, come on, you can't
stop talking to me forever!Copy !req
292. Yeah, Mabel, we have
to work together here.Copy !req
293. Oh what, you wanna work with Mabel,
but not your buddy Soos?Copy !req
294. Wait, did you hear that?Copy !req
295. Waddles!Copy !req
296. Whoa. Wait, kid!Copy !req
297. Wait, Mabel!Copy !req
298. Are you nuts?Copy !req
299. Oh, is someone speaking?
Because I can't hear anything!Copy !req
300. Oh, no! She's gone
deaf with fear!Copy !req
301. Mabel! Come back here!Copy !req
302. Waddles!Copy !req
303. Oh, my Waddles!Copy !req
304. I'll never lose you again!Copy !req
305. Uh, Mabel...Copy !req
306. Ssh! You're safe now.Copy !req
307. Mabel, great, you got him,
now we gotta get outta here!Copy !req
308. Waddles, wait!Copy !req
309. Huh?Copy !req
310. Get off me, you dumb pig!Copy !req
311. - Look out!
- Aah!Copy !req
312. - Oh, no!
- Stan!Copy !req
313. Mr. Pines!Copy !req
314. Yeah, you would enjoy this.Copy !req
315. Aah!Copy !req
316. Huh?Copy !req
317. Guys! We've got to save them!Copy !req
318. McGucket! Do you
have an inventionCopy !req
319. that can distract
the pterodactyl?Copy !req
320. Do I!Copy !req
321. Nope.Copy !req
322. Whoa!Copy !req
323. Awww!Copy !req
324. Well, welcome to the world,
little fell-- Aah!Copy !req
325. The dumb thing must be hungry.
I guess it's you or me, pig.Copy !req
326. What are you lookin' at?Copy !req
327. Aw, come on!
Don't gimme that look.Copy !req
328. What am I supposed to do?
Let it eat me?Copy !req
329. Oh, I get it! You're trying to
guilt me, well it ain't working, pal!Copy !req
330. Who cares if you're Mabel's
favorite thing in the world.Copy !req
331. I can live without the kid
talkin' to me all the time,Copy !req
332. telling me her jokes,
making me laugh...Copy !req
333. Oh, dang it.Copy !req
334. Well, this is just about the
dumbest thing I've ever done.Copy !req
335. You want this pig?Copy !req
336. Then you're gonna have to
get through me, you flying devil!Copy !req
337. Come and get me!Copy !req
338. Oh, dude, did he really
just eat that prospector guy?Copy !req
339. That is messed up.Copy !req
340. I'm okay!Copy !req
341. What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
342. We have to get in
a straight line.Copy !req
343. - What?
- A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart,Copy !req
344. that if you stand right in
front of it, it can't see you.Copy !req
345. Soos, you've been wrong
about stuff all day! How can we--Copy !req
346. Dude, look.
I know I've messed up a lot,Copy !req
347. I can be sorta clumsy and it's
not always as lovable as I think.Copy !req
348. But please, as my friend,
just trust me on this one.Copy !req
349. Get behind me, dudes!Copy !req
350. It's working!Copy !req
351. Soos, you did it!Copy !req
352. - ( { roaring )
- Huh?Copy !req
353. Was that...Copy !req
354. Stan?Copy !req
355. Waddles!Copy !req
356. He's punching him in the face!Copy !req
357. From heck's heart,
I stab at thee!Copy !req
358. - Oh, yes!
- All right! Stan, you're all right!Copy !req
359. Oh, Mr. Pines, you're okay!Copy !req
360. Here's your pig, kiddo.Copy !req
361. Ooh! Waddles! Aw...
You saved him for me.Copy !req
362. Yeah well, sometimes you
just gotta-- Look out!Copy !req
363. We're trapped!Copy !req
364. Quick! The geyser can
shoot us back up!Copy !req
365. Come on. Go! Go!Copy !req
366. Bros before dinos!Copy !req
367. Oh.Copy !req
368. I can't believe you did
all that for Waddles.Copy !req
369. Ah, well, I can't have my
favorite niece not talking to me.Copy !req
370. And if I gotta leap onto a pterodactyl
and punch him in the face,Copy !req
371. then that's what I gotta do.Copy !req
372. That's kinda sappy.Copy !req
373. What! That's how I feel!Copy !req
374. - No, I mean...
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
375. Gotcha!
Uh-oh.Copy !req
376. Check it out. That thing
destroyed my vest.Copy !req
377. Soos! Look!Copy !req
378. A real dinosaur tooth!
That's awesome!Copy !req
379. Not as awesome as you
saving us back there!Copy !req
380. Pterodactyl Bros?Copy !req
381. Pterodactyl bros.Copy !req
382. Hey, I pronounced it
right that time!Copy !req
383. Think we need to worry
about the rest of those dinosaurs?Copy !req
384. I doubt it.Copy !req
385. I ate my way through a dinosaur!Copy !req
386. Hi! I'm Bobby Renzobbi.Copy !req
387. Are your arms
jealous of your legs?Copy !req
388. Then you need arm pants!Copy !req
389. The pants that you
wear on your arms!Copy !req
390. Yeesh! Who actually buys
this infomercial stuff?Copy !req
391. I know, right?Copy !req
392. Cancel the order!
Cancel the order!Copy !req
393. Snorting!Copy !req
394. That's his tell! I fold.Copy !req
395. Tough luck, sucker.
Waddles was bluffing.Copy !req
396. What? I had four aces!
That pig is a wizard!Copy !req
397. Look at him. He's taunting me!Copy !req
398. I've been cheating
the last eight turns.Copy !req
399. That's my girl!Copy !req