1. Watch out, Gravity Falls,Copy !req
2. because at 110 degreesCopy !req
3. we're looking at
the hottest day of the summer!Copy !req
4. All in favor of doing nothing
all day, say...Copy !req
5. I'm gonna throw this pig
out of the house!Copy !req
6. You called my bluff, pig.Copy !req
7. On the bright side,
pun very much intended,Copy !req
8. it's opening week
at the Gravity Falls pool.Copy !req
9. Gravity Falls pool?Copy !req
10. - Today?
- Pun intended??Copy !req
11. Quick! To the car!Copy !req
12. Hey, kids, a little help here.Copy !req
13. All right, off to the pool.Copy !req
14. And remember to be on alert
for random wildfires.Copy !req
15. Wait, what?Copy !req
16. He'll be fine.Copy !req
17. All right,
who wants to do a cannonball?Copy !req
18. Cannonball!Copy !req
19. Ah, the pool.Copy !req
20. Sparkling oasis of
summer enchantment.Copy !req
21. Yeah, nothing like sitting in
a moist tub with strangers.Copy !req
22. It's like the bus, but wet.Copy !req
23. Why would a sun
need to wear sunglasses?Copy !req
24. It's best not to think about it.Copy !req
25. Whoa, whoa!
Stop the presses!Copy !req
26. Who's that?Copy !req
27. Oh, yeah. Word is,
dude never leaves the pool.Copy !req
28. People say
he's a "mysterious loner."Copy !req
29. Is it getting hot out here,
or is it just that guy?Copy !req
30. It's the hottest day
of the year, Mabel.Copy !req
31. Besides, can't you go
for one weekCopy !req
32. without having a new crush
on some random guy?Copy !req
33. Uh-uh.Copy !req
34. Look at his
little moustache hairs!Copy !req
35. You are clearly enamored.
Go to him.Copy !req
36. - Hey, come on!
- Watch it, kid!Copy !req
37. Aah!Copy !req
38. Oops, sorry!Copy !req
39. It's so beautiful!Copy !req
40. Eh, Mabel's all talk.
You wanna know a secret?Copy !req
41. She's never even
kissed a guy before.Copy !req
42. She always messes it up somehow.Copy !req
43. Oy, women!Copy !req
44. Aah!Copy !req
45. Hey, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
46. Wendy? Where's the lifeguard?Copy !req
47. I am the lifeguard.Copy !req
48. I make the rules, sucka! Boosh!Copy !req
49. Aah! She's attacking me
with water!Copy !req
50. Wow. You work here?Copy !req
51. I found out lifeguards
get free snack privileges.Copy !req
52. Plus, I get the best seat
in the house.Copy !req
53. Yeah, you do!Copy !req
54. I've been laughing for too long.Copy !req
55. Dude, are you and Wendy
having a secret staring contest?Copy !req
56. 'Cause I think you're winning--Copy !req
57. Soos! Shh!Copy !req
58. So, hey, you wanna go chuck
more water balloons at Grunkle Stan?Copy !req
59. I'd love to, but I gotta
spend the day doing tryouts.Copy !req
60. We're looking for
a new assistant lifeguard.Copy !req
61. Hey!Copy !req
62. Hey...Copy !req
63. What if
I was assistant lifeguard?Copy !req
64. That would be so much fun!
You're totally in, dude!Copy !req
65. You just have to check in with
my boss first, Mr. Poolcheck.Copy !req
66. Your boss?Copy !req
67. I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
68. Wow! Oh, my gosh, how crazy,
bumping into you here,Copy !req
69. even though
we don't know each other.Copy !req
70. How long have you
been underwater?Copy !req
71. That doesn't matter!Copy !req
72. So, hey!
My name's Mabel.Copy !req
73. Hola.Copy !req
74. Whoa! Are you Australian?Copy !req
75. I am charmed by
your sense of humor...Copy !req
76. And your bold lack
of water wings.Copy !req
77. You're so funny!Copy !req
78. And your hair is beautiful.Copy !req
79. No, no, it has silly tangles.Copy !req
80. Mind if I...Copy !req
81. Why, Mabel, you are so forward.Copy !req
82. This is it!
He likes you!Copy !req
83. Go for it, Mabel!
It's time!Copy !req
84. Ask him out on a date!Copy !req
85. So, hey, you wanna go dry off?
Maybe hit the snack bar or--Copy !req
86. I--I'm afraid I cannot.Copy !req
87. For I have a terrible secret!Copy !req
88. I must go.Copy !req
89. I'm upset.Copy !req
90. Yet, intrigued.Copy !req
91. And that is why I think I'd make
a good lifeguard assistant.Copy !req
92. Hmm...Copy !req
93. SPF 100? Good. I like you.Copy !req
94. But this isn't an easy job.
It's anarchy out there.Copy !req
95. I think I can handle it.Copy !req
96. Can you handle this?!Copy !req
97. I lost my hand to a pool filter!Copy !req
98. The pool may seem friendly,Copy !req
99. but she can turn on you
in an instant!Copy !req
100. Which is why
you must respect her rules!Copy !req
101. Do you think you have
what it takes, boy? Do you?!Copy !req
102. Sure. I guess.Copy !req
103. Welcome to the deep end, son.Copy !req
104. Well, thanks. I--Copy !req
105. Yep, oh, this is happening.Copy !req
106. There she is, Soos.Copy !req
107. Equidistant from the snack bar
and the bathroom,Copy !req
108. just the right amount
of sun and shade.Copy !req
109. And pointed away from where
Old Man McGucket lotions himself.Copy !req
110. Whoo-wee!Copy !req
111. The perfect lawn chair.Copy !req
112. The legends that you told me
in the car were true.Copy !req
113. I just can't believe
it wasn't already taken!Copy !req
114. And now to sit on it,
thereby claiming it as my own.Copy !req
115. What?!Copy !req
116. Why, hello, Stanford.Copy !req
117. Gideon!
Get out of my chair, kid!Copy !req
118. Oh, my, was this your chair?
I had no idea.Copy !req
119. Yes, I did, Stan. I knew.Copy !req
120. Mm! Ooh!Copy !req
121. Move it, you little troll!Copy !req
122. First come, first serve!Copy !req
123. Mm! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
124. I'll first serve you!Copy !req
125. Huh?Copy !req
126. Come on, Wendy!Copy !req
127. You can't do this to an old man!Copy !req
128. Sorry, Stan. It's not up to me.Copy !req
129. Actually, it is.Copy !req
130. Hey, Wendy! I got the job!Copy !req
131. Sweet!
Wanna go abuse our power?Copy !req
132. But what if Poolcheck
catches us?Copy !req
133. He seems emotionally unstable.Copy !req
134. Hmm...Copy !req
135. Nah, don't worry, man.Copy !req
136. You just gotta be sneaky
about your rule-breaking.Copy !req
137. Race you
to the "no running" ” sign!Copy !req
138. How long you in for?Copy !req
139. Two hours, for roughhousing.Copy !req
140. But I'm innocent!Copy !req
141. Pool jail ain't so bad...Copy !req
142. As long as you don't
wind up in solitary.Copy !req
143. It's the nights
that are the hardest.Copy !req
144. Hey, there!Copy !req
145. I brought you a sandwich.Copy !req
146. It's sort of wet,
but it's still good. Blop.Copy !req
147. I like sharing things--
sandwiches, secrets...Copy !req
148. Share your secret,
beautiful stranger.Copy !req
149. That wet sandwich
does look delicious.Copy !req
150. Oh, very well.Copy !req
151. But you must never tell another
living soul my terrible secret.Copy !req
152. You have to stay away from me
because I am...Copy !req
153. A merman.Copy !req
154. Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
155. I thought you were gonna
say you had a girlfriend.Copy !req
156. A merman! Ha!Copy !req
157. I should have known from your
strange foreign fish language.Copy !req
158. It is Spanish.Copy !req
159. Your voice is so deep
and masculine. How old are you?Copy !req
160. I am 12 years old.Copy !req
161. Mermens' voices change
when we are, like, three.Copy !req
162. So what's your name?Copy !req
163. There are some who call me...Copy !req
164. Mermando.Copy !req
165. This is because
Mermando is my name.Copy !req
166. But I don't understand,
Mermando.Copy !req
167. What's a guy like you
doing in a public pool?Copy !req
168. It is a tragic story, Mabel.Copy !req
169. I was swimming with my friends,
the mighty dolphins,Copy !req
170. in the Gulf of Mexico,
when I was ensnared!Copy !req
171. Earl, did we just
catch ourselvesCopy !req
172. some kind of beautiful man-fish?Copy !req
173. Let's feast on his flesh!Copy !req
174. The cargo was headed
for Gravity Falls.Copy !req
175. Using all my strength,
I tried to escape back home,Copy !req
176. but it was not to be.Copy !req
177. Ha-ha!Copy !req
178. I would have died
of dehydration,Copy !req
179. were it not for the kindness
of the forest animals.Copy !req
180. Continue licking! Oh!Copy !req
181. But now that you know what I am,Copy !req
182. you must be
seriously weirded out.Copy !req
183. What?! I don't care
that you're a merman!Copy !req
184. You're, like, the coolest guy
I've ever met.Copy !req
185. And you can play at least
one chord on the guitar.Copy !req
186. Oh, Mabel. I have never met
another human like you.Copy !req
187. Would you care to join me
in a game of the Marco Polo?Copy !req
188. Oh, yes, Mermando! Yes!Copy !req
189. You're covering my gills.
I cannot breathe.Copy !req
190. Weird.Copy !req
191. Ooh!
My cheeks are baby soft!Copy !req
192. Look at him,
that smug chair-stealing jerk!Copy !req
193. But I can't touch him, or the pool
patrol will throw me in pool jail.Copy !req
194. Hmm...Copy !req
195. Ah!Copy !req
196. Yes. Yes!
Burn the child!Copy !req
197. Aah! My eyes!Copy !req
198. Deal with it.Copy !req
199. Soos.Copy !req
200. Inflatable duck guy?
Is that you?Copy !req
201. Yes, Soos. I can talk.Copy !req
202. Oh, my gosh, I knew you guys
were secretly alive. I knew it!Copy !req
203. - Shh! Shh!
- Shh! Shh!Copy !req
204. My people have been enslaved,
Soos. You must free us.Copy !req
205. The inflatable pool duck
revolution is at hand.Copy !req
206. Pool's closing!
Clear out, everyone!Copy !req
207. - Poolcheck!
- Hide!Copy !req
208. Out! Do not touch!Copy !req
209. Assistant lifeguard!Copy !req
210. Have a good night, son.
Lock up the supplies for me.Copy !req
211. The pool, she closes.Copy !req
212. Can I see you tonight?Copy !req
213. Sure. Where?
Wanna go for a walk?Copy !req
214. Merman. I am a merman.Copy !req
215. Oh, right.
Then I'll be back tonight.Copy !req
216. Look, here's a scrapbook
of human stuff.Copy !req
217. Here's me standing with my legs,Copy !req
218. and here I am
kicking Dipper in his legs.Copy !req
219. He couldn't move his legs
after that.Copy !req
220. Can you imagine,
not having legs!Copy !req
221. Let's skip this part.Copy !req
222. And here's my whole family
kickboxing!Copy !req
223. What's wrong?Copy !req
224. I, too, used to have
a family once,Copy !req
225. back in the ocean.Copy !req
226. How I miss them.Copy !req
227. Mermando, why don't you
just leave the pool?Copy !req
228. I tried only once.Copy !req
229. But escaping this pool
required a planCopy !req
230. that was bold and daring.Copy !req
231. And then the wolves came.Copy !req
232. No, I am glad that I am here,
because I met you.Copy !req
233. This is it, Mabel.Copy !req
234. First kiss moment, here we come.Copy !req
235. Just go for it!Copy !req
236. Mm...Copy !req
237. What are you doing
with your mouth?Copy !req
238. Me? Nothing! This? I was
just eating some sour candy.Copy !req
239. So my lips were doing that
'cause the candy was so sour.Copy !req
240. Can I have some candy?Copy !req
241. No.Copy !req
242. What the--Copy !req
243. - I'm scared!
- Me, too!Copy !req
244. One hundred points!Copy !req
245. Dude, with this job,Copy !req
246. you and me are gonna be
having fun all summer!Copy !req
247. All summer?Copy !req
248. Pines, here, now!Copy !req
249. You gave me your word that you would respect
the sacred rules of this municipal pool!Copy !req
250. Mr. Poolcheck,
are you crying?Copy !req
251. That's not important right now!Copy !req
252. You are on thin ice, boy.
You wanna keep this job?Copy !req
253. Well, some maniac broke into
the supply closet last nightCopy !req
254. and destroyed our one
and only pool skimmer!Copy !req
255. I want you on a stakeout.Copy !req
256. If one more supply gets taken,
you're fired!Copy !req
257. I won't let you down!Copy !req
258. Mermando, get ready!
I'm gonna bring the heat!Copy !req
259. Boosh!Copy !req
260. Mermando, are you okay?Copy !req
261. Oh, it's your family, isn't it?
Are you thinking about them?Copy !req
262. Mermando, enough is enough!Copy !req
263. I care about you too much
to see you like this.Copy !req
264. We're gonna bust you out of here
and get you back to your family.Copy !req
265. But, Mabel,
escape is impossible!Copy !req
266. We're breaking you
out of here tonight!Copy !req
267. Whoops! Sorry about that.
Water.Copy !req
268. All right, Dipper,
here's the plan.Copy !req
269. Catch the trespasser,
protect the supplies,Copy !req
270. keep job at pool,
and eventually marry Wendy.Copy !req
271. Freeze!Copy !req
272. Grunkle Stan?Copy !req
273. I, uh, I'm sleepwalking.Copy !req
274. Also, now I'm sleep-talking.Copy !req
275. Nice hat, by the way.Copy !req
276. You! You're the one
destroying pool supplies!Copy !req
277. What? No! My crime
is a lot better than that.Copy !req
278. I'm gonna get that seat,Copy !req
279. and be ready in the morning
when Gideon comes.Copy !req
280. Then maybe I'll destroy some
pool supplies. Night's still young.Copy !req
281. Sheesh, all right, I'm going!Copy !req
282. Hey!Copy !req
283. Mabel!Copy !req
284. Are you ready
to see your family?Copy !req
285. Yes, but how can I, a merman,
possibly escape?Copy !req
286. Okay, my original plan was to
tape together a bunch of fish sticksCopy !req
287. to make you a prosthetic
pair of people legs.Copy !req
288. Intriguing.Copy !req
289. But then I realized I could just
transport you in this cooler.Copy !req
290. Ha-ha!Copy !req
291. Hey! Who's there!Copy !req
292. Quick! Hide me!
My kind must not be seen!Copy !req
293. Mabel? Is there anyone not
breaking into the pool tonight?Copy !req
294. What, is Soos here too?Copy !req
295. I'm okay.Copy !req
296. Go home, Soos.Copy !req
297. You got it.Copy !req
298. So, why are you here?Copy !req
299. Uh, no reason.Copy !req
300. Did that cooler
just clear its throat?Copy !req
301. Don't be silly. There certainly isn't a merman
in there, if that's what you're implying.Copy !req
302. Who said
anything about a merman?Copy !req
303. Mabel, I don't have
time for your games.Copy !req
304. If you don't give me those supplies,
I'll lose the coolest job ever!Copy !req
305. I understand.Copy !req
306. Hey, look!
Wendy in a bikini!Copy !req
307. Really? At night?Copy !req
308. Sorry, Dipper!Copy !req
309. Mabel!Copy !req
310. Go, Mabel, go!Copy !req
311. We can't all be saved.Copy !req
312. I'm gonna get you home!Copy !req
313. Hand over the pool supplies
in the name of pool law!Copy !req
314. Pool law is dumb!
And so is your hat!Copy !req
315. Look! Gravity Falls Lake!Copy !req
316. The coast is clear.Copy !req
317. Ahh.Copy !req
318. Now all I have to do
is wait here 15 hoursCopy !req
319. until the pool opens.Copy !req
320. This was a good plan.Copy !req
321. I think someone just sped by.Copy !req
322. Probably just a dream.Copy !req
323. With you, every day is a dream.Copy !req
324. I cannot breathe!Copy !req
325. You must hurry!Copy !req
326. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
327. I'm okay.Copy !req
328. All right, the jig is up!
Hand over that cooler!Copy !req
329. Never!Copy !req
330. Why not?
Why do you even need it?Copy !req
331. I needed the cooler
to save my new friendCopy !req
332. because he needs to go home
and he's really niceCopy !req
333. and we combed each others' hairCopy !req
334. and he needs to be in the cooler
because he breathes waterCopy !req
335. because he's a merman!Copy !req
336. Hola.Copy !req
337. Whoa! Way to bury
the lead, Mabel.Copy !req
338. Dipper, Mermando the merman.
He's a merman.Copy !req
339. Nice to meet you!
Also, I think I am dying.Copy !req
340. Water!Copy !req
341. - Agua!
- Yo necesito!Copy !req
342. Oh, no! Mermando!Copy !req
343. Dipper, you're a lifeguard!
Give him CPR!Copy !req
344. Mermen don't breathe air!Copy !req
345. Then give him
reverse CPR! Doi!Copy !req
346. I hate this!Copy !req
347. I hate this!Copy !req
348. Blackmail!Copy !req
349. Thank you for saving me,Copy !req
350. but why didn't you just
roll me into the lake?Copy !req
351. I am weak from coughing.Copy !req
352. How will I get my family
to hear my callCopy !req
353. from the mighty depths
of the ocean?Copy !req
354. I've got it. B.R.B.Copy !req
355. Problem solved!Copy !req
356. Mabel, those are pool supplies.
I'll get fired!Copy !req
357. Dipper! Don't you know what
it's like to fall for someone,Copy !req
358. even though you know in your heart
that it'll probably never work out?Copy !req
359. But you'd do anything
for that person?Copy !req
360. Give Mermando the megaphone.Copy !req
361. Thanks, Dip.Copy !req
362. Mabel, I have never
met anyone like you.Copy !req
363. Same here.Copy !req
364. Except for a zombie, a gnome,
and a couple of cute vampires.Copy !req
365. I don't remember the vampires.Copy !req
366. I don't tell you everything.Copy !req
367. Well, Mermando,
I guess this is it.Copy !req
368. Not quite. This is!Copy !req
369. Whoa! Okay, that's gross. Ugh.Copy !req
370. That was my first kiss!Copy !req
371. Hey, it was also kind of
your first kiss too, huh? Huh?Copy !req
372. Please don't involve me in this.Copy !req
373. Goodbye, Mermando.Copy !req
374. Goodbye, Mabel.Copy !req
375. You did the right thing, Dipper.Copy !req
376. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
377. Oh, wait, wait!
One last thing!Copy !req
378. Yes!Copy !req
379. I've always wanted to do that.Copy !req
380. A wrecked fence,
dents in the pool mobile,Copy !req
381. and a missing megaphone?Copy !req
382. Who is responsible for this?!Copy !req
383. It's my fault, sir.
I'm sorry. I got in too deep.Copy !req
384. Hand over the whistle, boy!Copy !req
385. If one more thing
goes wrong today...Copy !req
386. You're free now! Free!Copy !req
387. Inflatable ducks unite!Copy !req
388. You!Copy !req
389. Huh? Aah!Copy !req
390. Git 'em! Git 'em!Copy !req
391. Hey, doofus, you'll never
guess what happened.Copy !req
392. I just got fired.Copy !req
393. - What? Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
394. I guess Poolcheck found out
I was taking too many snacks.Copy !req
395. How many?Copy !req
396. Hey, wanna go break rules
somewhere else?Copy !req
397. Of course!Copy !req
398. Huh?Copy !req
399. "Dear Mabel,
I am home with my family,Copy !req
400. and I am very happy..."Copy !req
401. Our first kiss will always
hold a place in my heart.Copy !req
402. Technically hearts...Copy !req
403. As a merman I have,
like, 17 hearts.Copy !req
404. Horrifying but true!Copy !req
405. More bottles on the way!Copy !req
406. Stanford!Copy !req
407. Well, guess you've won.
Put 'er there.Copy !req
408. Hey! What the--Copy !req
409. Unless perhaps
I predicted your plan,Copy !req
410. and coated the entire chair
with glue last night!Copy !req
411. Enjoy your chair...
forever.Copy !req
412. Kids, get the spatulas! Kids!Copy !req