1. There she is, Mabel...Copy !req
2. The cheapest fair money can rent!Copy !req
3. I spared every expense!Copy !req
4. I think the sky tram is broken.Copy !req
5. Also most of my bones.Copy !req
6. This guy!Copy !req
7. All right, all right.Copy !req
8. I got a job for you two.Copy !req
9. I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates.Copy !req
10. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.Copy !req
11. Grunkle stan, is that legal?Copy !req
12. When there's no cops around, anything's legal!Copy !req
13. Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?Copy !req
14. Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
15. Ha! You got it rigged from here to timbuktu!Copy !req
16. There's nothin' on earth that could knock me down!Copy !req
17. Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon.Copy !req
18. hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have ya?Copy !req
19. Darn thing went missing.Copy !req
20. Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing took it.Copy !req
21. Oy, you been spendin' too much time with those kids!Copy !req
22. All right, let's see. Where did I put that thing?Copy !req
23. This mission is proceeding as planned. Over.Copy !req
24. It's 12:00! The dunk tank is now open!Copy !req
25. Step right up and dunk me, folks!Copy !req
26. I'm talkin' to you, cut-offs!Copy !req
27. That's right! Muffin top! High pants!Copy !req
28. Who wants a piece of me?Copy !req
29. Come back any time, folks!Copy !req
30. How do they get them into this shape?Copy !req
31. It's unnatural.Copy !req
32. But, Dipper, they're so... Delicious?Copy !req
33. Uh, boo!Copy !req
34. I'll be right back.Copy !req
35. I'll be right here!Copy !req
36. I love you.Copy !req
37. Look at you two, gettin' all romantic at the fair.Copy !req
38. Come on, it's no big deal.Copy !req
39. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
40. Okay, you're right! It is! Isn't this amazing?Copy !req
41. I just dove in! I said, "Hey, you wanna hang out at the fair?"Copy !req
42. And you know what she said?Copy !req
43. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
44. Yeah, I guess so! It totally worked!Copy !req
45. All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off!Copy !req
46. When are you going to learn, Dipper?Copy !req
47. I'm always right about everything.Copy !req
48. Hey, do you smell a gallon of body spray?Copy !req
49. Hey, either of you dorks seen Wendy around?Copy !req
50. Who wants to know? Hey!Copy !req
51. Yeah, I got some new super tight jeans.Copy !req
52. Thought she might wanna check 'em out.Copy !req
53. Yeah, you know, I think I saw her in the bottomless pit.Copy !req
54. You should really go jump in there.Copy !req
55. Maybe I will, smart guy.Copy !req
56. He is such a jerk.Copy !req
57. Yeah, but he's a jerk with tight pants and a guitar.Copy !req
58. I need to keep him away from wendy at all costs.Copy !req
59. Don't worry, brother, whatever happens,Copy !req
60. I'll be right here, supporting you ever step of...Copy !req
61. Oh, my gosh! A pig!Copy !req
62. If you can guess the critter's weight,Copy !req
63. You can take the critter home!Copy !req
64. - Mabel. - He said "Mabel"!Copy !req
65. Either that or "Doorbell."Copy !req
66. Did you say "Mabel" Or "Doorbell"?Copy !req
67. Mabel.Copy !req
68. Oh, look, Mabel here found her real twin.Copy !req
69. Pacifica!Copy !req
70. Sir, I must have that pig!Copy !req
71. Ah, old fifteen-poundy!Copy !req
72. So, how much you guessin' he weighs?Copy !req
73. Um, 15 pounds?Copy !req
74. Are you some kind of witch?Copy !req
75. Well, there's your pig.Copy !req
76. And you'll be needin' these.Copy !req
77. No? Suit yourself.Copy !req
78. Everything is different now.Copy !req
79. Whoa! Check it out!Copy !req
80. I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one!Copy !req
81. My uncle taught me the secret to these games...Copy !req
82. You aim for the carny's headCopy !req
83. And take the prize when he's unconscious.Copy !req
84. Nice.Copy !req
85. One ball, please.Copy !req
86. You only get one chance.Copy !req
87. And a one, and a two, and a...Copy !req
88. Ow! My eye!Copy !req
89. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Wendy, are you okay?Copy !req
90. Does it look swollen?Copy !req
91. Everything's gonna be fine! Don't worry! I'll...Copy !req
92. I'll go get some ice!Copy !req
93. Where is she? Where is she?Copy !req
94. Hey, watch where you're going, man!Copy !req
95. All right, just ease your eyeball into that freezy cone.Copy !req
96. Robbie, thanks. That's really sweet...Copy !req
97. The gesture and the flavored syrup.Copy !req
98. Yeah, I was just here in the right place at the right time.Copy !req
99. You know, I've been meanin' to ask you...Copy !req
100. We've been spendin' a lot of time togetherCopy !req
101. And I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out with me?Copy !req
102. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
103. Sweet!Copy !req
104. Look, Dipper! I won my pet pig!Copy !req
105. His name is Waddles.Copy !req
106. I call him that because he waddles! Waddles!Copy !req
107. Everything is different now.Copy !req
108. What are ya lookin' at?Copy !req
109. Uh... Are you gonna move?Copy !req
110. Paging Dr. Waddles, we got a boy here with a broken heart.Copy !req
111. Come on, man, these are the jokes.Copy !req
112. Mabel, do you ever wishCopy !req
113. you could go back and undo just one mistake?Copy !req
114. Nope! I do everything right all the time.Copy !req
115. I mean, wendy only went outCopy !req
116. with robbie because he was there with the ice,Copy !req
117. And she only needed ice because of the baseball,Copy !req
118. And I would have had the ice if it wasn't for...Copy !req
119. that guy!Copy !req
120. Hey, you! Tool belt! You ruined my life!Copy !req
121. Huh?Copy !req
122. Don't "Huh" Me! I've seen you before!Copy !req
123. What's your deal? Are you following us around?Copy !req
124. And why are you bald? What's all that about?Copy !req
125. my position has been compromised!Copy !req
126. Assuming stealth mode! Color match!Copy !req
127. Initiating color match! Come on! Dang it!Copy !req
128. That's amazing! Are you from the future or something?Copy !req
129. Uh, no! Who told you that?Copy !req
130. Memory wipe!Copy !req
131. This is a baby wipe.Copy !req
132. all right, you've cornered me.Copy !req
133. I'm a time traveler.Copy !req
134. So wait a minute, if you're from the future,Copy !req
135. Do you have, like, a time machine or something?Copy !req
136. That's kinda how that works.Copy !req
137. Could I borrow it?Copy !req
138. Come on! Can I use your time machine just once?Copy !req
139. Out of the question! You know this is sensitive,Copy !req
140. Extremely complicated time equipment!Copy !req
141. It looks like a tape measure.Copy !req
142. You shut your time-mouth!Copy !req
143. This makin' any sense to you?Copy !req
144. I think he's just crazy.Copy !req
145. Oh, you don't believe me?Copy !req
146. Guess where I was!Copy !req
147. That's right, 15 years ago there was a costume store right here!Copy !req
148. One second!Copy !req
149. Aw, heck! Pat!Copy !req
150. - Pat down! - So who are you again?Copy !req
151. Blendin Blandin, time anomaly removal crew, year 20-snyeventy-12!Copy !req
152. My mission is to stop a series of time anomaliesCopy !req
153. That are supposed to happen at this very location!Copy !req
154. B-but I don't see any anomalies!Copy !req
155. I don't know if it's some kind of paradoxCopy !req
156. Or if I'm just really tired!Copy !req
157. You know, you sound like you could use a break.Copy !req
158. Definitely. Definitely.Copy !req
159. Might we recommend one ofCopy !req
160. the various attractions at the mystery fair?Copy !req
161. You know what? What the heck!Copy !req
162. I'm worth it!Copy !req
163. But I got my eye on you!Copy !req
164. - One, please! - Aw, sorry, dude,Copy !req
165. But you're gonna have to take your belt off for the ride.Copy !req
166. One of your tools might fly off and accidently fix something.Copy !req
167. Guard it with your life!Copy !req
168. I will watch it like a hawk, dude.Copy !req
169. Like a hawk!Copy !req
170. Here it is, mabel...Copy !req
171. Our ticket to any moment in history!Copy !req
172. Lets go get two dodos and force them to make out!Copy !req
173. No! We gotta be smart about this.Copy !req
174. All that paradox talk kinda freaked me out.Copy !req
175. All I'm gonna do is go back and fix my one mistake.Copy !req
176. If I don't miss that baseball throw,Copy !req
177. I won't hit Wendy in the eye, and robbie won't comfort her,Copy !req
178. And they won't start going out.Copy !req
179. I'm coming, too! I wanna relive the greatest moment of my life...Copy !req
180. Winning Waddles! Mwah!Copy !req
181. See ya later.Copy !req
182. See you earlier! Yuck, yuck, yuck!Copy !req
183. It's 12:00! The dunk tank is now open!Copy !req
184. Step right up and dunk me, folks!Copy !req
185. I'm talkin' to you, cut-offs!Copy !req
186. Do-over?Copy !req
187. Do-over!Copy !req
188. If you can guess... fifteen pounds!Copy !req
189. And yes, I am a witch.Copy !req
190. Well, time to round up a mob.Copy !req
191. Hey, wendy. There you are.Copy !req
192. Hey, what happened to your hat?Copy !req
193. Uh, nothing. Hey, look! What's that?Copy !req
194. Whoa! Check it out!Copy !req
195. I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one!Copy !req
196. One ball, please.Copy !req
197. You only get one chance.Copy !req
198. That's what you think.Copy !req
199. One panda-duck, coming right up!Copy !req
200. Okay, Dipper, second chance. Don't mess this up.Copy !req
201. yes!Copy !req
202. Ow! My eye!Copy !req
203. What?Copy !req
204. Does it look swollen?Copy !req
205. That's so weird.Copy !req
206. Oh, hey, Robbie.Copy !req
207. So anyway, we've been hangin' out a lot,Copy !req
208. And I've been wondering if, uh, you wanted to go out with me?Copy !req
209. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
210. Sweet!Copy !req
211. The exact same thing happened twice! It was spooky!Copy !req
212. Ooh, maybe it's a time curse!Copy !req
213. Waddles, can you say "Time curse"?Copy !req
214. Your face is so fat!Copy !req
215. Is it possible that the forces of timeCopy !req
216. Naturally conspire to undo any new outcomes?Copy !req
217. No, no. I just need to try again.Copy !req
218. Third time's the charm.Copy !req
219. How hard can it be?Copy !req
220. Find the witch!Copy !req
221. Ow! My eye!Copy !req
222. Hey, are you all right?Copy !req
223. Aah! Ow! My eye!Copy !req
224. Oh, bad luck.Copy !req
225. Uh, Wendy? How badly do you want that stuffed animal thing?Copy !req
226. More than anything in the world, Dipper.Copy !req
227. Okay.Copy !req
228. I love my pig!Copy !req
229. If I adjust the ball for wind speed...Copy !req
230. Factoring cotton candy...Copy !req
231. Face it, dipper, you're obviously fatedCopy !req
232. To have a bad day at the fair.Copy !req
233. Just like I'm fated to be with waddles!Copy !req
234. It's like there's one variable missing.Copy !req
235. What's a variable?Copy !req
236. Ha! That's it!Copy !req
237. I figured out a way to win the toss, not hit Wendy,Copy !req
238. And stop Wendy and Robbie from going out!Copy !req
239. Awesome! I'm gonna go win my pig again!Copy !req
240. Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't leave. I need you for my plan.Copy !req
241. But what about Waddles?Copy !req
242. It'll just take a few minutes! Let's go!Copy !req
243. You gonna go, man?Copy !req
244. And a one, and a two, and a...Copy !req
245. Aw, dude, you missed.Copy !req
246. Did I?Copy !req
247. Huh?Copy !req
248. Your stuffed creature of indeterminate species, miss.Copy !req
249. Oh, awesome!Copy !req
250. There you are, wendy. Hi, Robbie.Copy !req
251. So I was wondering if, uh, you...Copy !req
252. Look what Dipper got for me!Copy !req
253. Whatever. Can't even tell what species it is. Stupid.Copy !req
254. What's his deal?Copy !req
255. Looks like I came to the fair with the right guy!Copy !req
256. We have a winner!Copy !req
257. Anytime, broseph.Copy !req
258. Now to win my pig.Copy !req
259. It's all yours! No one else's!Copy !req
260. Old fifteen-poundy! Yours forever!Copy !req
261. That was even more awesome the third time around!Copy !req
262. Funnel cake! Let's go get some, Dipper!Copy !req
263. What's w...Copy !req
264. Mabel, what...Copy !req
265. I'll just wait until you're done.Copy !req
266. I'm done. Okay, what is wrong?Copy !req
267. We messed up the timeline!Copy !req
268. Pacifica saw the flier and won Waddles before I did!Copy !req
269. She took Waddles, Dipper!Copy !req
270. Oh, mabel, I'm sorry.Copy !req
271. it's okay, we just need to go back and do things differently.Copy !req
272. Mabel, wait! Look, I did the math...Copy !req
273. In any other timeline, Wendy ends up going out with robbie!Copy !req
274. I can't mess this day up again!Copy !req
275. But if we don't go, then I'll lose Waddles forever!Copy !req
276. Hey!Copy !req
277. Give it back!Copy !req
278. When are we?Copy !req
279. The real question is, when are we?Copy !req
280. Oh, wait, did you already...Copy !req
281. - Yeah, I already... - 'cause I was gonna...Copy !req
282. - Yeah. Yeah, same thing. - All right.Copy !req
283. Do you hear that?Copy !req
284. Be on the look out for mountain lions, travelers!Copy !req
285. Dysentery? Who wants dysentery?Copy !req
286. Forge ahead, mighty oxen!Copy !req
287. For a new life awaits us on this Oregon trail!Copy !req
288. Where are we? The '70s?Copy !req
289. You sent us back 150 years, genius! It's pioneer times!Copy !req
290. By trembly! Fertilla,Copy !req
291. it seems you've given birth to two more children!Copy !req
292. It appears I have. More little hands to render the tallow.Copy !req
293. Tallow? What?Copy !req
294. Her mouth is filled with silver, mother!Copy !req
295. These are called braces.Copy !req
296. Mabel, we can't start messing with the past!Copy !req
297. Oh, says the guy who messedCopy !req
298. with the past all day, and cost me my pig?Copy !req
299. I'll mess with whatever I want!Copy !req
300. Check it out! A magic button machine!Copy !req
301. Shoes that blink!Copy !req
302. Hey, sister, guess who gets to vote in the future?Copy !req
303. Ladies! Up top!Copy !req
304. That's called a high-five. Teach it to your friends.Copy !req
305. Give me that! I'm gonna set the timeline right!Copy !req
306. Hey! No!Copy !req
307. Run! Take cover!Copy !req
308. It's coming!Copy !req
309. This future seems neat.Copy !req
310. I'm coming, waddles!Copy !req
311. Hey!Copy !req
312. I seen it! I seen it again!Copy !req
313. But enough about me.Copy !req
314. Behold... Me!Copy !req
315. This thing is getting hotter!Copy !req
316. Hot! Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
317. - What did you do? - I don't know!Copy !req
318. Where are we?Copy !req
319. It's nothing but inky blackness for miles!Copy !req
320. Mabel, don't you see? We've transported to the end of time!Copy !req
321. Wait, why does it smell so bad in here?Copy !req
322. Look! We're back in the present!Copy !req
323. But which present?Copy !req
324. This is the best present ever! Yes!Copy !req
325. No! Give me that thing!Copy !req
326. Dipper, give it back!Copy !req
327. Look, mabel, it's over, okay? Give it up!Copy !req
328. I've worked too hard to lose this!Copy !req
329. But what about waddles? He was my soul mate!Copy !req
330. You said that about a ball of yarn once!Copy !req
331. Do you really want wendy to date robbie?Copy !req
332. I don't know.Copy !req
333. You're not guilt-tripping me, mabel. Not this time.Copy !req
334. Come on, Mabel, I know you.Copy !req
335. You're gonna forget about this in a day.Copy !req
336. Here! Hey, I'll prove it!Copy !req
337. See?Copy !req
338. Okay, maybe you'll forget in a week.Copy !req
339. A month. She'll be better in a month!Copy !req
340. Waddles. Waddles.Copy !req
341. And if you look to your left, you'll see miserable Mabel...Copy !req
342. The girl who went bonkers afterCopy !req
343. her dreams were shattered by some heartless jerk.Copy !req
344. Oh, hey, Dipper!Copy !req
345. I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one.Copy !req
346. Wendy, I just wanted to say that...Copy !req
347. Well, I just wanted to say that people make mistakes,Copy !req
348. And when they do, you should forgive them.Copy !req
349. And also, that tight pants are overrated.Copy !req
350. Dude, you lost me.Copy !req
351. I know.Copy !req
352. One ball, please.Copy !req
353. You only get one chance.Copy !req
354. And a one, and a two, and a...Copy !req
355. Ow! My eye!Copy !req
356. Hey, Wendy, are you okay?Copy !req
357. You know, this is the perfect time for me to ask you something.Copy !req
358. It is done.Copy !req
359. Dipper! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
360. Thank you.Copy !req
361. He's saying "Thank you" In pig!Copy !req
362. Aren't you, Waddles?Copy !req
363. I couldn't break your heart, Mabel.Copy !req
364. Besides, there's no way wendy can date robbie all summer, right?Copy !req
365. You two!Copy !req
366. Do you have any idea how many rules you just broke?Copy !req
367. I'm asking, I wasn't there with you.Copy !req
368. It was probably a lot, right?Copy !req
369. Blendin Blandin!Copy !req
370. the time paradox avoidance enforcement squadron!Copy !req
371. That's right, and our phones have been ringing off the hook.Copy !req
372. There's settlers high-fiving in the 1800sCopy !req
373. And calculators littered through eight centuries!Copy !req
374. You are under arrest for violationsCopy !req
375. Of the time travelers code of conduct.Copy !req
376. It was those kids!Copy !req
377. And their leader, Waddles!Copy !req
378. That's a pig, Blendin.Copy !req
379. Oh! I'll get you for this!Copy !req
380. I'll go back in time and make sure your parents never meet!Copy !req
381. Well, we're still here.Copy !req
382. Guess he forgot to go back.Copy !req
383. Ha! You suckers!Copy !req
384. Your pockets are empty and I'm still sitting high and dry!Copy !req
385. Boo!Copy !req
386. Yeah, boo! Boo! I love it!Copy !req
387. Hey, biceps! Yeah, I'm talking to you, haircut!Copy !req
388. Take your best shot!Copy !req
389. So I guess we never found out who was causingCopy !req
390. Those time anomalies blendin was looking for.Copy !req
391. Wait, Mabel... I think it was us.Copy !req
392. Ugh, my brain hurts.Copy !req
393. Aw, jeez, I gotta deal with this all summer?Copy !req
394. it's good. It's caramel.Copy !req
395. I'm on it.Copy !req
396. My pants! They're shrinking!Copy !req
397. Oh, man.Copy !req
398. That'll do, pig.Copy !req
399. That'll do.Copy !req
400. You have broken the eternal laws of space-time.Copy !req
401. I beg your mercy, time baby!Copy !req
402. You now must clean up all of the anomalies.Copy !req
403. Old man mcguckett, local kook!Copy !req
404. Are the wax figures alive?Copy !req
405. What are you looking at?Copy !req