1. Oh, no Mabel. I...
I don't feel so good!Copy !req
2. I...Copy !req
3. Bleechhh!Copy !req
4. Ohh! Grunkle Stan,
what did you feed us?Copy !req
5. Bwahhhh!Copy !req
6. Barfy!
Guys, stop!Copy !req
7. Something terrible
just happened!Copy !req
8. Comedy gold!
All right, all right!Copy !req
9. Party supplies
are now off-limits.Copy !req
10. Mr. Pines,
whose birthday is it again?Copy !req
11. Nobody's. Thought this party
might be a good wayCopy !req
12. to get kids to spend money
at the shack.Copy !req
13. Nice!Copy !req
14. The young people of this town
want fun,Copy !req
15. I'll smother 'em with fun!Copy !req
16. Maybe comments like that
are why kids don't come
to the mystery shack.Copy !req
17. Hey! Hey! How's about
you make yourself useful
and copy these flyers?Copy !req
18. Oh, boy! A trip to
the copier store!Copy !req
19. Calendars, mugs,
t-shirts and more!Copy !req
20. They got it all
at the copier store.Copy !req
21. That's not their slogan,
I just really feel that way
about the copier store.Copy !req
22. Save the trouble.
You know the old copier
in my office?Copy !req
23. I finally fixed
the old girl up.
Good as new!Copy !req
24. Butterflies!Copy !req
25. Does it even work?Copy !req
26. Uhh!Copy !req
27. Success!Copy !req
28. Aah!Copy !req
29. Aaah!
Aaah!Copy !req
30. Stay back!Copy !req
31. Oh, my gosh. Mabel,
I think this copier
can copy human beings!Copy !req
32. Do you realize what this means?Copy !req
33. All right, party people,Copy !req
34. and Dipper,Copy !req
35. let's talk business.Copy !req
36. Soos, because
you'll work for free...
and you begged...Copy !req
37. I'm letting you be D.J.Copy !req
38. You won't regret it,
Mr. Pines.Copy !req
39. I got this book that
teached me how to D.J.
R-r-r-right.Copy !req
40. Not encouraging.Copy !req
41. I-I could work
with Wendy.Copy !req
42. You realize if you do,
you gotta commit to staying
at the ticket stand with Wendy.Copy !req
43. No getting out of it,
just the two of you,
alone, all night.Copy !req
44. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
45. I promise.Copy !req
46. Aah! What?Copy !req
47. Uh, uh,
I can work the counter
with you, Wendy!Copy !req
48. Let's kiss! Mmm... Mmm...Copy !req
49. Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want,Copy !req
50. but I have devised a planCopy !req
51. to make sure my night with Wendy
goes perfect.Copy !req
52. Plan? Oh, you're not
making one of those
overcomplicated listy things,Copy !req
53. are you?
Overcomplicated?Copy !req
54. Let me just... all right,
hold that there... okay...Copy !req
55. "Step one:
Getting to know each other
with playful banter."Copy !req
56. Banter is like talking,
but smarter.Copy !req
57. That sounds like
a dumb idea for poop-heads.Copy !req
58. Yeah, see, this isn't banter.Copy !req
59. This is what I want
to avoid with Wendy.Copy !req
60. The final step
is to ask her to dance.Copy !req
61. Oh, Dipper!Copy !req
62. I'm so happy you decided to work
the ticket stand with me!Copy !req
63. You're so organized.
Show me that checklist again?Copy !req
64. Oh!Copy !req
65. If I follow
steps one through eleven,Copy !req
66. nothing can get in my way.Copy !req
67. Dippeyou're the one
getting in your way.Copy !req
68. Why can't you just walk up
and talk to her
like a normal person?Copy !req
69. Step nine, sister...Copy !req
70. Can your uncle
throw a party or what?Copy !req
71. The energy...
it's electric!Copy !req
72. Uh, lightning. Lightning...Copy !req
73. And if anyone wants to leave,Copy !req
74. I'm charging an exit fee
of 15 bucks!Copy !req
75. I've only got 13!
We're trapped!Copy !req
76. "Step one: Casual banter."Copy !req
77. So, here's a casual question.Copy !req
78. What's your favorite
type of snack food?Copy !req
79. Oh, man. I can't
just pick one.Copy !req
80. No way! Mine too!Copy !req
81. Wait. What?
Uh, I mean...Copy !req
82. I mean...Copy !req
83. New topic! New topic!Copy !req
84. Go! Go!
Work it! Work it!Copy !req
85. Wow! You've got an animal
on your body! I'm Mabel.Copy !req
86. Hi. I'm grenda.
This is candy.Copy !req
87. Why do you have forks
taped to your fingers?Copy !req
88. Improvement of human being.Copy !req
89. I've found my people.Copy !req
90. Remember, dudes, whoever, um,Copy !req
91. party hearties... what?Copy !req
92. gets the party crown!Copy !req
93. Most applause at the end
of the night wins!Copy !req
94. Whoa!
Wow!Copy !req
95. Party crown?
I'll take that.Copy !req
96. Thank you very much.Copy !req
97. Who's that?Copy !req
98. The most popular girl in town:
Pacifica northwest.Copy !req
99. I always feel bad about myself
around her.Copy !req
100. I can't just
give you the crown.Copy !req
101. It's sort of
a competition thing.Copy !req
102. Honestly,
who's gonna compete
againme?Copy !req
103. Fork girl? Lizard lady?Copy !req
104. Hold me, candy!Copy !req
105. Our kind isn't welcome here!Copy !req
106. Hey! I'll compete!Copy !req
107. I'm Mabel.Copy !req
108. That sounds like
a fat old lady's name.Copy !req
109. I'll take that as a compliment.Copy !req
110. May the better partier win.Copy !req
111. Nice meeting you!Copy !req
112. She's going down.Copy !req
113. Whoa! Sounds like the party's
gettin' nuts!Copy !req
114. Let the battle for
the party crown begin!Copy !req
115. Mabel comes out strong.Copy !req
116. Watch out, pacifica!Copy !req
117. I've gotta get in there!
Cover for me?Copy !req
118. Heh heh. Um, well, I...Copy !req
119. thanks, man.Copy !req
120. I'll be back shortly!Copy !req
121. I'm sure Stan won't mind
if I'm gone for a few minutes.Copy !req
122. Hey! What are you
doin', kid?Copy !req
123. These suckers aren't
going to rip themselvoff.Copy !req
124. Yeah!Copy !req
125. You promised. Remember?Copy !req
126. I did?Copy !req
127. Dippe I promise.Copy !req
128. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
129. Argh. If only I could be
two places at once.Copy !req
130. I wonder if this
is a good idea.Copy !req
131. Whoa!Copy !req
132. I have a really big head.Copy !req
133. Ha! Sorry.
Ha! Sorry.Copy !req
134. You first.
You first.Copy !req
135. Stop copying me!
Stop copying me!Copy !req
136. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
137. Aah! Ow! Ow!
Funny bone.Copy !req
138. I will call you
"number two."Copy !req
139. Definitely not.Copy !req
140. You know a name
I've always wanted...Copy !req
141. Tyrone.
Tyrone.Copy !req
142. Okay, Tyrone,
let's get down to business.Copy !req
143. I'm thinkin' you cover me
at the ticket standCopy !req
144. while I ask Wendy to dance.Copy !req
145. I know the plan, buddy.Copy !req
146. Hey, we're not gonna get jealous
and turn on each otherCopy !req
147. like the clones
in the movies, are we?Copy !req
148. Dipper, please. This is you
you're talking about.Copy !req
149. Plus, hey, you can always
just disintegrate me with water.Copy !req
150. Yeah...
Yeah...Copy !req
151. Yeah...
Yeah...Copy !req
152. Whew.Copy !req
153. Great news, Wendy.Copy !req
154. I got somebody to cover
the concessions for me.Copy !req
155. That's awesome! You can
hang out with me and Robbie.Copy !req
156. Robbie, you remember Dipper
from the convenience store.Copy !req
157. Uh, no.Copy !req
158. Yo, Wendy, check out
my new guitar.Copy !req
159. Whoa, cool.Copy !req
160. Robbie, you're a stupid,
arrogant fraud,Copy !req
161. but kiss me anyway
because you can play guitar.Copy !req
162. Oh, wait. I forgot
something.Copy !req
163. Ohh...Copy !req
164. Let's get married tonight!Copy !req
165. Hey, buddy,
it's me. You.Copy !req
166. I just had the same
jealousy fantasy.Copy !req
167. We gotta get rid of Robbie
if I ever want to
dance with Wendy!Copy !req
168. Hey, Dipper!
We're gonna go sit on the couch.
Meet us when you're done.Copy !req
169. Oh, no! They're
sitting on the couch!Copy !req
170. We gotta think of
something quick!Copy !req
171. I got an idea.
I got the same one.Copy !req
172. But we're gonna need some help.Copy !req
173. And that's where
you come in,
number three.Copy !req
174. But what if Robbie catches me?
I'll be all alone.Copy !req
175. Okay, one more clone.
Makes a good point.Copy !req
176. Four dippers. This is
a four-Dipper plan.Copy !req
177. Uh-oh, paper jam.Copy !req
178. Aah!
Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi!Copy !req
179. Come on, you're not gonna
make me partner up wihim,
are you?Copy !req
180. Shh! Don't be rude.Copy !req
181. Hey, buddy, hey.
It's okay.Copy !req
182. Okay, just one more clone.Copy !req
183. I used to sing like that...Copy !req
184. Before my voice changed.Copy !req
185. Pacifica pulls ahead!Copy !req
186. Try and top that.Copy !req
187. Oh, grenda? By the way,Copy !req
188. you sound like
a professional wrestler.
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
189. I wanna put her in a headlock
and make her feel pain!Copy !req
190. It's not over
till it's over,
sisters!Copy !req
191. Watch this!Copy !req
192. Soos! Give meCopy !req
193. the eighties's
crowd-pleasingest,
rock balladiest song you got!Copy !req
194. Excellent.Copy !req
195. Now I'm gonna do a flip!Copy !req
196. That was for you guys!Copy !req
197. Dudes, would the owner
of a silver and red dirt bikeCopy !req
198. please report outside?
It is being stolen right now.Copy !req
199. Wait... what?Copy !req
200. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
201. Hey! Come back here!Copy !req
202. Oh, tough break.
I wonder who those guys areCopy !req
203. that aren't me
because I'm right here?Copy !req
204. Now we're gonna
bring it down for a minute.Copy !req
205. Ladies, dudes, now's the time.Copy !req
206. Ah, snap!
Love this song!Copy !req
207. Hey, goofus!
Now's your chance
to ask Wendy...Copy !req
208. now's your chance
to ask Wendy to dance!Copy !req
209. Come on! Go!
I... ahh...Copy !req
210. Uhh-uhh-uhh...Copy !req
211. Aah! I'll be right back.Copy !req
212. Oh, I agree. You can't
just go and danwith her.Copy !req
213. The dance floor
is a mine field!
A mine field, Tyrone!Copy !req
214. What if there's a glitch
in the sound system!Copy !req
215. Stan might get in the way!
Robbie might come back!Copy !req
216. There's too many variables!
We need help.Copy !req
217. All right, dippers,
gather round.Copy !req
218. Now's the time.
You all clear on
what to do?Copy !req
219. Hey, Soos, look!
A glowing dot!Copy !req
220. Oh, man, I am so glad
I turned my head.Copy !req
221. That dot does not disappoint.Copy !req
222. Right. Like I'm gonna
fall for that.Copy !req
223. Aaah! Gimme that money, Sonny!Copy !req
224. There's your cue.Copy !req
225. It's the perfect moment
to ask Wendy to dance.Copy !req
226. Good luck, me.Copy !req
227. I don't need luck.
I have a plan.Copy !req
228. Aaah!Copy !req
229. Oh, hey, man,
what's up?
W-what are you doing here?Copy !req
230. I mean, wouldn't you rather
be out on the dance floor,Copy !req
231. uh, in, like,
exactly 42 seconds?Copy !req
232. I'm just waiting
for the bathroom.Copy !req
233. Um, um, okay.Copy !req
234. Uh, small talk,
small talk, small talk...Copy !req
235. So, hey, let's say
everyone at this party
gets stuck on a desert island.Copy !req
236. Who do you think
the leader would be?Copy !req
237. I... Uh...Copy !req
238. I think I'd go with
this lunatic.Copy !req
239. I'd probably go for
stretch over there.Copy !req
240. Uh, because tall people
can reach coconuts?Copy !req
241. Speaking of tall,
want to see something?Copy !req
242. Those are my three brothers,
and I'm...Copy !req
243. Boop!Copy !req
244. Ha! You were a freak!Copy !req
245. Yep.Copy !req
246. You know, kids used to
make fun of my birthmarkCopy !req
247. before I started
hiding it all the time.Copy !req
248. Birthmark?
Uh, no, it's nothing!Copy !req
249. I-I...
why did I say that?Copy !req
250. No way, dude.
Now you have to show me.Copy !req
251. Show me, show me!Copy !req
252. The big Dipper!Copy !req
253. That's how you
got your nickname!Copy !req
254. I thought your parents
just hated you or something.Copy !req
255. Hey, I guess we're both freaks.Copy !req
256. Wait here?
Of course!Copy !req
257. Hey!Copy !req
258. What are you doing up here?Copy !req
259. Number ten had been
distracting Soos for 15 minutes!Copy !req
260. He's gonna get tired
of that dot eventually.
Never!Copy !req
261. You won't believe it, guys.
I bumped into Wendy accidentallyCopy !req
262. and things are actually
going great!Copy !req
263. That's nice, but not the plan.
Do we have to remind you?Copy !req
264. Oh, man, you guys sound crazy.Copy !req
265. Look, maybe we don't
need the plan anymore,
ya know?Copy !req
266. Maybe I could just go talk
to her like a normal person.Copy !req
267. You bite your tongue!Copy !req
268. If you're not gonna
stick to the plan,Copy !req
269. maybe you shouldn't be
the Dipper to dance with Wendy.Copy !req
270. If you think about it...Copy !req
271. Guys, come on.
We said we weren't
gonna turn on each other.Copy !req
272. I think we all knew
we were lying.Copy !req
273. No! No! Hey!Copy !req
274. Uhh!Copy !req
275. No, wait!Copy !req
276. Aaah! I can't breathe
in here!
Yeah, you can!Copy !req
277. Plus there's snacks
and a coloring book
in there for you!Copy !req
278. Ohh!Copy !req
279. Okay, so now that
original Dipper...
or "Dipper Classic"...Copy !req
280. is no longer fit for it,
I nominate myself
to dance with Wendy instead.Copy !req
281. I've been around the longest,
so it should be me.Copy !req
282. Right? I mean, logically.
Logically, guys.Copy !req
283. Fair point, fair point.Copy !req
284. Maybeshould get
to dance with WendyCopy !req
285. because I've been around
for the least.Copy !req
286. That makes, like, zero sense.Copy !req
287. You make zero sense!Copy !req
288. Watch it!
Don't shove people!Copy !req
289. Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi!Copy !req
290. Aaaah!Copy !req
291. Hey, you want some
cheese and crackers, buddy?Copy !req
292. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
293. Yikes.Copy !req
294. Hey, guys?Copy !req
295. What would you do if you
were trapped in a closet?Copy !req
296. Break out.Copy !req
297. Wend...Copy !req
298. Come on, man, give it up.
You're overpowered.Copy !req
299. Hold on, guys, think about it.Copy !req
300. We're exact equals
mentally and physically.Copy !req
301. If we start fighting,
it'll just go on for infinity!Copy !req
302. That's true.
Maybe we should
just give up...Copy !req
303. Aaah!Copy !req
304. Clone fight!Copy !req
305. Quit hitting myself!
Quit hitting myself!Copy !req
306. Aaah!Copy !req
307. Guys, come on, it's me!Copy !req
308. Hey, you!
Get off!Copy !req
309. Hey! Classic Dipper's
getting away!Copy !req
310. No, friends.Copy !req
311. It's me. Number seven.Copy !req
312. That's not me, guys,
that's not me!Copy !req
313. Get him!Copy !req
314. Stay back, stay back...Copy !req
315. Boo!
Lame. Lame.Copy !req
316. Huh. How 'bout that?Copy !req
317. You!
Uh-oh.Copy !req
318. One more song, dudes,
and then it's timeCopy !req
319. for the bestowing
of the party crown!Copy !req
320. It's gonna be the...Copy !req
321. Nailed it.Copy !req
322. Pacifica, I just want to say
that whoever wins,Copy !req
323. it's been a super-fun party.Copy !req
324. Aww. It thinks
it's gonna win.Copy !req
325. Hey, did you hear that?Copy !req
326. People clapping
for the weird girls?Copy !req
327. Yeah. Me neither.Copy !req
328. Say it! Say I can
dance with Wendy!Copy !req
329. Never!Copy !req
330. Wendy?
Wendy?Copy !req
331. Robbie!Copy !req
332. Shut up.Copy !req
333. Ohh. We blew it, man.
Ohh. We blew it, man.Copy !req
334. I don't know.
You wanna go grab
a couple sodas or something?Copy !req
335. Let the party crown
voting commence!Copy !req
336. Good luck, Mabel.Copy !req
337. Applaud to vote for Mabel!Copy !req
338. Yeah! Go, Mabel!Copy !req
339. Let's check
the applause-o-meter.Copy !req
340. Oh... Oh... Pretty good...Copy !req
341. And your next contestant,
pacifica!Copy !req
342. Uh-oh! A tie!Copy !req
343. This has, like,
never happened before.Copy !req
344. Ladies and gentlemen, we...
we have a winner.Copy !req
345. The winner of the contest
is pacifica northwest.Copy !req
346. Thank you, Jorge.Copy !req
347. Thank you, everyone!Copy !req
348. Everyone come to the after-party
at my parents' boat!Copy !req
349. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
350. Pacifica! Pacifica! Pacifica...Copy !req
351. Ohh. Sorry I let you guys down.Copy !req
352. I understand
if you want to leave.Copy !req
353. But then we would
Miss the sleep-over.Copy !req
354. The what?
We want to call our momsCopy !req
355. and sleep over here with you!Copy !req
356. You're like a total rock star!Copy !req
357. I have magazine boys.Copy !req
358. Really? You guys!Copy !req
359. Maybe we don't have
as many friends as pacifica,Copy !req
360. but we have each other,
and that is pretty good,
I think.Copy !req
361. Soos! Play another song!Copy !req
362. This thing's going all night!Copy !req
363. Way head of you, hambone.Copy !req
364. Some night, huh?Copy !req
365. Ahh. You think we really
even have a chance with Wendy?Copy !req
366. I mean, she's 15, we're 12.Copy !req
367. I don't know, man.
I hope so.Copy !req
368. But we're making zero progress
the way we're doing it.Copy !req
369. The only good conversation
you had with herCopy !req
370. was when you didn't do
any of that list stuff.Copy !req
371. I know. Mabel was right,
I do get in my own way.Copy !req
372. Literally!
Literally!Copy !req
373. Whoa...Copy !req
374. Oh, boy, don't look now.Copy !req
375. Tyrone!
It's okay, dude,
I had a good run.Copy !req
376. Remember what we talked about.Copy !req
377. Uh, of course!Copy !req
378. Hey, and quit being
such a wimp around Wendy, okay?Copy !req
379. For my sake!Copy !req
380. Tyrone!Copy !req
381. You were the only one
who understood.Copy !req
382. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
383. Dipper! Where have you been?Copy !req
384. Meet my girlfriends!Copy !req
385. Yeah-uh!Copy !req
386. Found it.Copy !req