Gravity Falls 1x5

Directed by Joe Pitt • Aaron Springer

Scott Menville as Nate (voice) / Flavor Pup #2 (voice) • Jessica DiCicco as Tambry (voice) / Additional Voices (voice) • Ken Jenkins as Pa (voice) • April Winchell as Ma (voice) / Duchess (voice) • Alex Hirsch as Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Possessed Mabel (voice) • Mikey Kelley as Announcer (voice) • Michael Rianda as Lee / Thompson (voice) • Jessica DiCicco as Tambry / Additional Voices (voice)

Dipper is invited by Wendy and her teen friends on a trek that leads to an abandoned convenience store that may be haunted.

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1. Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?

2. I believe you're a big dork.

3. Soos, Wendy!

4. What's up, Mr. Pines?

5. I'm heading out. You two are gonna wash the bathrooms, right?

6. - Yes, sir! - Absolutely not.

7. You stay out of trouble.

8. Hey, guys. What's this?

9. Secret ladder to the roof?

10. Uh, I don't think Mr. Pines would like that.

11. - Huh? - Huh?

12. - Huh? - You're freaking me out, dude.

13. Can we actually go up there?

14. Sure we can. Roof time! Roof time!

15. Roof time! Roof time!

16. All right! Check it out.

17. - Whoa! - Whoa! Cool!

18. Did you put all this stuff up here?

19. I may or may not sneak up here during work, all the time, every day.

20. Yes!

21. - All right. - Me first!

22. Jackpot! High five!

23. Don't leave me hanging!

24. Ha!

25. Hey, it's my friends!

26. Wendy.

27. Uh, you guys aren't gonna tell Stan about this, are you?

28. Later, dorks.

29. Let's get out of here!

30. - Whoo! - Yeah!

31. Later, Wendy!

32. Ah, good times.

33. - Uh-oh! - What?

34. Somebody's in love.

35. Yeah, right, I just think Wendy's cool, okay?

36. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.

37. Uh-oh!

38. Random dance party for no reason!

39. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

40. Dipper.

41. Huh? What? Yes? Yeah?

42. Aren't you gonna get in on this?

43. I don't really dance.

44. Yeah, you do! Mom used to dress him up in a lamb costume

45. and make him do the lamby dance.

46. Now is not the time to talk about the lamby dance.

47. Lamb costume? Whoa! Is there, like, little ears and a tail, or...

48. Well. Uh...

49. Dipper would prance around and sing a song about grazing.

50. Hey, look at that!

51. Quitting time! The gang's waiting for me.

52. Hey, wait! Maybe I could, or we could, come with you?

53. Ooh! I don't know. My friends are pretty intense.

54. How old did you guys say you are?

55. We're 13! So, technically a teen!

56. All right. I like your moxie, kid. Let me get my stuff.

57. Since when are we 13? Is this a leap year?

58. Come on, Mabel!

59. This is our chance to hang out with, you know, the cool kids.

60. And Wendy and whatever.

61. I knew it! You love her! Love! Love! Love! Love! Love!

62. - Oh, hey, what's that? - Huh?

63. Hurry up.

64. In the belly! In the belly!

65. In the belly! In the belly!

66. Yeah!

67. Wendy.

68. Wendy. Wendy.

69. Hey, guys, these are my pals from work. Mabel and Dipper.

70. I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain!

71. She's not much for first impressions. Unlike this guy!

72. This guy...

73. So, are you, like, babysitting, or...

74. Come on, Robbie.

75. Guys, this is Lee and Nate.

76. - Tambry. - Hi.

77. Thompson, who once ate a run-over waffle for 50 cents.

78. Don't tell them that.

79. And Robbie. You can probably figure him out.

80. Yeah, I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower.

81. Oh, you mean the big muffin!

82. Um, it's a giant explosion!

83. It kind of does look like a muffin!

84. Let's hurry it up, guys. I got big plans for tonight. Huh?

85. Yeah, all right, let's get out of here.

86. Come on, guys, get in the car.

87. Ow-ow!

88. Sorry, kid. I ride shotgun, all right?

89. Okay. Just, before we go,

90. my mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore, so...

91. Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!

92. Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!

93. This is gonna blow someone's mind.

94. Mabel. Please.

95. What? Am I embarrassing you in front of your new girl...

96. Ugh! Did you just lick my hand?

97. You're watching the black-and-white-period-piece

98. old-lady-boring movie channel.

99. Kids!

100. I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up.

101. Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves,

102. starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as The Duchess

103. and Grampton St. Rumpterfabble as the irascible coxswain,

104. Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.

105. Kids!

106. No! No!

107. There it is, fellas.

108. The condemned Dusk 2 Dawn.

109. Whoa!

110. - Neat-o! - Awesome.

111. Why did they shut it down? It's like a health code violation or...

112. Try murder!

113. Some folks died in there. The place has been haunted ever since.

114. This town has such a colorful history!

115. What? Are you guys serious?

116. Yeah, "We're all gonna die!"

117. Chill out, man. It's not as bad as it looks.

118. Come on, Dipper.

119. Okay. Okay, just, got to get a foothold.

120. Dude, your sister did it.

121. Hey, you know what? Just, there you go.

122. Sorry, dude.

123. Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius.

124. Your mom's a genius.

125. This place is amazing.

126. I think it's stuck.

127. Let me take a crack at it.

128. Oh, yeah. I can't get in,

129. but I'm sure Junior here is gonna break it down like Hercules.

130. Come on. Leave him alone. He's just a little kid.

131. Whoa. Kid. What are you doing?

132. Go, Dipper! Punch that metal thing!

133. Hey, Dipper, take it easy!

134. Who wants to bet he doesn't make it?

135. - Cool. - Awesome!

136. Good call inviting this little maniac!

137. Your new name is Doctor Funtimes!

138. - All right! - Too cool. Yeah, man!

139. Nice work.

140. Do you guys really think it's haunted?

141. Nah! Thompson, are you kidding me?

142. Come on, shut up, man.

143. - Whoa! Dude. - No way.

144. - Look at this place. - Ah, no way.

145. - Wow. What is this? - Check it out!

146. Oh, man, it's even creepier than I imagined!

147. Yep. It's dust.

148. Hey, dude. Where do you think they keep the dead bodies?

149. Shut up, man.

150. Guys! Check it out! You think these still work?

151. - Nice. - Whoa!

152. - So cool. - Unbelievable.

153. Jackpot!

154. So what are we gonna do now?

155. Anything we want.

156. - Take that! - Cool!

157. Put 'em in, put 'em in. Three at a time, three at a time!

158. Oh, my gosh! Smile Dip! I thought this stuff was banned in America!

159. Maybe they had a good reason?

160. Ooh!

161. Hey, come here, man! We got it ready!

162. Whatever it is, I'll do it!

163. Thompson!

164. Dipper, this night is, like, legendary.

165. - Really? - Just look around.

166. The guys are bonding.

167. I've never even seen Tambry look up from her phone this long.

168. And your sister seems to be going nuts for that Smile Dip.

169. Maybe I've had too much. What do you think?

170. Would you like to eat my candy paws?

171. Of course, you little angel!

172. You know, Dipper, I wasn't sure if you could hang with our crew at first.

173. But you're surprisingly mature for your age!

174. Yes. Yes, I am.

175. Hey, guys! We need more ice!

176. I'm on it!

177. What was that? I thought I heard some lady screaming back here.

178. You freaking out, kid?

179. No! No, I'm cool. Everything's cool.

180. Then what's all this about?

181. Oh. That's, uh... Hey, look! Dancy Pants Revolution!

182. The game that tricks people into exercising.

183. - All right, I'm down. - Let's go!

184. Yeah! Let's all... Let's all go play that.

185. Dance! Hurry up!

186. Go! Go! Go! Go!

187. Wow, he's really terrible at this.

188. Yeah, yeah. That's great.

189. Huh!

190. I'll be right back.

191. Come on, Grunkle Stan, pick up!

192. What is he doing?

193. I don't care about dukes or commoners

194. or His Royal Highness Lionel of Cornwall!

195. I'm not afraid anymore, Mother!

196. Duchess, I forbid you!

197. I may be a duchess, but I'm also a woman!

198. Yes! Yes! In your face, Elizabeth!

199. It's just like my life!

200. In a way.

201. Mabel, I need your advice!

202. We're hanging out in a haunted convenience store,

203. I can't get a hold of Grunkle Stan,

204. and if I try to say anything about it to any of these guys,

205. they'll just think I'm a scared little kid or something.

206. Mabel?

207. The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!

208. Mabel! How many of these did you eat?

209. Bleventeen...

210. Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!

211. Whoa! Guys! You might wanna see this.

212. - What? - What the heck?

213. Whoa!

214. Then the rumors are true!

215. Dude, I dare you to lie down in it.

216. Good idea! Go lie down in it.

217. I'm a dead body! Look!

218. Wait! Maybe let's not do that.

219. This guy's scared!

220. All I'm saying is, why tempt the fates?

221. I mean, what if this place, really is haunted?

222. - Aw, come on. - Boo!

223. Come on.

224. Just take it down a notch, Captain Buzzkill.

225. But I thought I was Doctor Funtimes!

226. Well, you're acting like Captain Buzzkill, right?

227. Yeah, little bit.

228. Status update, trapped in store with insane 9-year-old.

229. I'm not a 9-year-old! I'm 13! Technically a teen!

230. Whoa!

231. What?

232. Status update...

233. Tambry! Tambry!

234. Can you hear us?

235. What are we supposed to do?

236. I don't know, man! I don't know!

237. - Let's just go already! - Thompson!

238. Wait! I've almost got the high score!

239. Huh? What?

240. Time to shake what your momma gave you!

241. Oh, no! Help! So many arrows!

242. You're a dance machine!

243. No! You're a dance machine!

244. - Oh, no! - Thompson.

245. Forget him! Let's go!

246. What the... Guys, it's locked!

247. Out of my way!

248. Everybody wait. Whatever is doing this has to have some kind of reason.

249. Maybe if we could just figure out what it is, then they'll let us out of here!

250. "Ooh! They'll let us out of here!" Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

251. I don't know, guys, maybe he's got a point.

252. Yeah, right, I'm sure the ghost just wants to talk about its feelings.

253. What?

254. I'm bonkers for eating you alive!

255. No!

256. Lee! Okay, okay. I'm with you, kid. 100%, man!

257. Welcome.

258. They got Mabel!

259. Welcome to your graves, young trespassers.

260. We're super sorry for hanging out in your store.

261. Yeah, can we just go now and leave forever?

262. Well, okay. You're free to go.

263. But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off.

264. I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs.

265. Just kidding about the hot dog sale!

266. Just let us out of here already!

267. I don't like your tone!

268. No. No.

269. What? No! I'm a hot dog.

270. It begins.

271. Whoa!

272. Ah!

273. Welcome to your home for all eternity!

274. Dipper. What do we do?

275. Duck!

276. Quick! In there!

277. What do they want from us?

278. Revenge, I guess?

279. What did we do wrong?

280. Okay, let's try to figure out the pattern here.

281. Why was each person taken?

282. Tambry was texting. Thompson was playing a video game.

283. Lee was being sarcastic. It doesn't make any sense.

284. Yeah, I mean, those are all just normal, teenage things.

285. Wendy, say that last part again.

286. Normal teenage things?

287. Of course! Stay here until I get back.

288. Dude! What are you doing!

289. Hey, ghost!

290. I've got something to tell you!

291. I'm not a teenager!

292. Well, why didn't you say so?

293. How old did you say you were?

294. I'm 12. Technically not a teen.

295. When we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store.

296. Always sassafrassin' customers with their boomy boxes

297. and disrespectful short pants.

298. So we decided to up and ban them.

299. But they retaliated with this newfangled rap music.

300. The lyrics, they were so hateful.

301. Homework's wack! And so are rules! Tucking in your shirt's for fools!

302. No!

303. It was so shocking,

304. we were stricken down with double heart attacks.

305. That's why we hate teenagers so much!

306. Don't we, honey?

307. But they're my friends.

308. Isn't there anything I can do to help them?

309. There is one thing.

310. Do you know any funny little dances?

311. Uh... Is there anything else I can do?

312. No!

313. Okay, okay, okay!

314. Um... Well, I do know the lamby-lamby dance.

315. But I can't really do it without a lamb costume.

316. Oh!

317. Well. There it is.

318. Well, who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby?

319. I do! I do!

320. So, go up and greet your mammy, mammy, mammy

321. Hi there! Hi there!

322. So, march, march, march around the daisies

323. Yes, yes! More! More!

324. Don't, don't, don't you forget about the baby

325. That was some fine girly dancing, boy.

326. Your friends are free.

327. Well, I don't think you have to worry about us coming back, so...

328. Ugh!

329. I'm never going to eat or do anything ever again.

330. Hey! There's still some left.

331. Evil!

332. What? What happened after everything went crazy?

333. You are not going to believe it.

334. The ghosts appeared, and Dipper had to...

335. Uh...

336. Dipper just grabbed a bat

337. and started beating ghosts down, left and right.

338. And then the ghosts got all scared and ran away like a couple of little girls.

339. - It was insane! - No way!

340. Doctor Funtimes!

341. Well, I'm probably scarred for life.

342. Yeah, that was pretty crazy.

343. Think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.

344. Hey, next time we hang out, let's stay at the Mystery Shack, okay?

345. Next time? Yeah!

346. Yeah! Let's hang out at the Shack! Yeah!

347. Next time.

348. What kind of sick joke is this?

349. Ah! The wedding. I've waited so long for this.

350. Oh! Look at her in that dress.

351. Count Lionel? What's he doing here?

352. I've come to reclaim my bride!

353. You had your chance at the cotillion, you!

354. You had your chance at the cotillion, you!

355. That's what I'm saying!

356. Ah...

357. Couldn't find the remote.