1. Gravity Falls - S01E20 - Gideon RisesCopy !req
2. I just had a horrible dreamCopy !req
3. that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack and kicked us outCopy !req
4. and we all had to move in with Soos's grandma.Copy !req
5. That was no dream, dude.Copy !req
6. Shh! Por Favovor.Copy !req
7. Uh, sorry abuelita.Copy !req
8. Oh! Soos, your grandma is so adorable!Copy !req
9. And her skin is old lady soft.Copy !req
10. Mabel, quit bebeing creepy! The news is finally on!Copy !req
11. In a move that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing,Copy !req
12. child psychic Gideon GleefulCopy !req
13. has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack,Copy !req
14. previously belonging to area shyster Stanford Pines.Copy !req
15. That picture's taken out of context.Copy !req
16. Now that you have the shack,Copy !req
17. What exactly are you planning to do with it?Copy !req
18. I have a big announcement to make today,Copy !req
19. And I'd like to cordially inviteCopy !req
20. all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me.Copy !req
21. Free admission to everyone who wears their Gideon pins!Copy !req
22. It's my face!Copy !req
23. I just can't believe Gideon beat us!Copy !req
24. Normally I'm able to save the day.Copy !req
25. This is all my fault.Copy !req
26. Don't worry, Dipper.Copy !req
27. Looks like Mabel's gonna have to be the hero of the family now!Copy !req
28. I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook!Copy !req
29. Mabel, no offense, but that grappling hook
has literally never helped us once.Copy !req
30. Oh, yeah? Jelly grab!Copy !req
31. I vacuum the walls now.Copy !req
32. So you lost the shack. Look on the bright side, dudes.Copy !req
33. Now you get to live here with me.Copy !req
34. Soos!Copy !req
35. Hey, anyone wanna play racecars?Copy !req
36. They're out of batteries but we can make pretend.Copy !req
37. Would it be a new low if I ate that?Copy !req
38. I'm just kidding. I'm totally eating it.Copy !req
39. We've gotta get the shack back.Copy !req
40. Hello, Gravity Falls!Copy !req
41. Gideon is the psychic-est!Copy !req
42. He guessed the secret ingredient to my coffee omelet!Copy !req
43. Somehow he knew about my horrifying secret birthmark.Copy !req
44. I love that child psychic so much!Copy !req
45. You're choking me!Copy !req
46. Grandma, is that you?Copy !req
47. We're in.Copy !req
48. Just wanna say, don't know what we're doing here,Copy !req
49. But I am loving these fake moustaches!Copy !req
50. If anyone asks, I'm not Soos.Copy !req
51. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
52. Today I am delighted to announce my new plans
for the former mystery shack.Copy !req
53. I give you Gideonland!Copy !req
54. What? Dude!Copy !req
55. We're gonna turn this dirty old shackCopy !req
56. into three square miles of Gideon-tertainment!Copy !req
57. And, introducing our new mascot,Copy !req
58. Li'l Gideon junior!Copy !req
59. Boom! He's a pig!Copy !req
60. Waddles! You monster!Copy !req
61. All right, that's it!Copy !req
62. Listen up, people! Gideon's a fraud!Copy !req
63. This kid broke in and stole my property!Copy !req
64. - Arrest him, officers!
- Yeah!Copy !req
65. Such accusations!Copy !req
66. Mr. Pines, I recall you gave the property to me.Copy !req
67. Look, here's the deed right here!Copy !req
68. Well, that's all the proof I need to see.Copy !req
69. I love you, Li'l Gideon! Sing them funny songs!Copy !req
70. Now get off my property, old man.Copy !req
71. I'll show you who's the old ma—Copy !req
72. Ow! Aah! My hearing aid! Aah!Copy !req
73. Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends!Copy !req
74. Don't come back. I don't care for y'all.Copy !req
75. Don't worry, guys, we'll get the shack back somehow.Copy !req
76. We better.Copy !req
77. Wendy!Copy !req
78. If I can't work at the shack,Copy !req
79. My dad's gonna force me to work upstate
at my cousin's logging camp.Copy !req
80. What? You're leaving town? But we need you here!Copy !req
81. Yeah, especially dipper, because of his giant crush on...Copy !req
82. You. Calyptus trees!Copy !req
83. The kids loves eucalyptus trees.Copy !req
84. Saved it!Copy !req
85. Oh, man, guys, don't look now.Copy !req
86. Take me back, Wendy!Copy !req
87. My arms are too skinny to keep holding this boom box forever!Copy !req
88. - I was never here.
- Have you been getting my texts?Copy !req
89. Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy!Copy !req
90. This is not good. I cannot feed such a big family.Copy !req
91. Where will we stay, Dipper?Copy !req
92. Where will I put all my sweaters?Copy !req
93. And what's Stan gonna tell mom and dad?Copy !req
94. Ah, Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does!Copy !req
95. Don't worry. Your son and daughter are fine.Copy !req
96. Where are we staying?Copy !req
97. Uh, I put 'em up at this amazing 4-star hotel!Copy !req
98. What? Uh, sure, we got... plenty to eat.Copy !req
99. Uh, relax. If I thought I couldn't take care of these kids,Copy !req
100. I'd send 'em back right away. Uh-huh. You, too.Copy !req
101. Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza?Copy !req
102. Back to your corner!Copy !req
103. I've been meanin' to ask you, boy.Copy !req
104. Shouldn't you be celebratin' GideonlandCopy !req
105. instead of sticking your head in that there book all day?Copy !req
106. Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book?Copy !req
107. It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown authorCopy !req
108. who learned secrets too powerful for one man.Copy !req
109. He hid his journals where he thought no one would ever find 'em.Copy !req
110. Because he knew that if the journals were ever brought together,Copy !req
111. They would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power!Copy !req
112. Codes and maps have led me to believeCopy !req
113. The other book's buried somewhere on this very property.Copy !req
114. And I intend to find it.Copy !req
115. So that's why you wanted the Mystery Shack.Copy !req
116. That's right, father.Copy !req
117. It's time to begin the search...Copy !req
118. For the other journal!Copy !req
119. Go, red car!Copy !req
120. Go, other red car!Copy !req
121. This would be a lot more fun with batteries.Copy !req
122. Kids, we gotta talk.Copy !req
123. Look, I've been thinking, and I can't take care of you anymore.Copy !req
124. I don't have a house, or— or a job.Copy !req
125. The plan is you're going home.Copy !req
126. Your bus leaves tomorrow. Here are your tickets.Copy !req
127. But, Grunkle Stan, you can't give up.Copy !req
128. Yeah, dude. Look at these faces!Copy !req
129. Be cuter, Mabel! Your summer depends on it!Copy !req
130. Look, I lost, okay?Copy !req
131. The best thing is for you to be with your parents.Copy !req
132. I'm sorry, kids. Gideon won.Copy !req
133. Summer's over.Copy !req
134. Mr. Pines! Come back! Reconsider!Copy !req
135. Mabel, that's enough!Copy !req
136. If Stan won't get our home back from Gideon,Copy !req
137. Then we'll have to do it ourselves!Copy !req
138. Gideon may have the upper hand,Copy !req
139. But we have one thing he doesn't.Copy !req
140. - A grappling hook!
- The journal!Copy !req
141. Oh, the journal.Copy !req
142. Journal!Copy !req
143. All right. The bus to take us out of Gravity FallsCopy !req
144. comes at sundown.Copy !req
145. If we wanna stay in town,Copy !req
146. we've gotta get past those guards,Copy !req
147. Make it through the fence,Copy !req
148. And get Gideon to hand over that deed.Copy !req
149. Leave that to Mabel! Wa-cha!Copy !req
150. Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless?Copy !req
151. Nope!Copy !req
152. Okay, what can we use to defeat Gideon.Copy !req
153. Let's see. Barf fairy?Copy !req
154. - Yeah!
- Nope.Copy !req
155. Butternuts squash with a human face and emotions?Copy !req
156. - Yeah!
- Nope..Copy !req
157. Whoaoa! What's this?Copy !req
158. I've stared at this page for hours.Copy !req
159. It seems like a blueprint to build some kindCopy !req
160. of strange futuristic super weapon—Copy !req
161. Boring! To defeat those guards,Copy !req
162. we need some kind of army.Copy !req
163. Wait a minute. An army!Copy !req
164. Mabel, that's it! The gnomes!Copy !req
165. Uh...Copy !req
166. I think this is their hiding spot.Copy !req
167. I wonder what gnomes do out here all alone in the forest.Copy !req
168. This... this is normal.Copy !req
169. This is normal for gnomes. Scrub, scrub.Copy !req
170. Well, well, well! Look who came crawling back!Copy !req
171. Take five, Chris.Copy !req
172. You guys keep doin' what you're doin'.Copy !req
173. So, changed your mind about marrying me, did you, Mabel?Copy !req
174. Ew! Hardly! We need your help.Copy !req
175. And seriously, ew!Copy !req
176. You want our help?Copy !req
177. After you left me at the altar? No dice!Copy !req
178. Well, what if we were able to get you a new queen?Copy !req
179. One even more beautiful than me!Copy !req
180. Her name's Gideon and she has lovely white hair.Copy !req
181. Whoa! Mature woman, huh?Copy !req
182. Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne!Copy !req
183. Shmebulock!Copy !req
184. Is "Shmebulock" all you can say?Copy !req
185. Shmebulock.Copy !req
186. It's a deal!Copy !req
187. Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest,Copy !req
188. most expired apple cider you've got.Copy !req
189. Sure thing, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
190. Soos? What are you doing here?Copy !req
191. Since the Mystery Shack shut down,Copy !req
192. I've had to take a bunch of part-time jobs.Copy !req
193. Grave digger, bus driver, really awesome cook.Copy !req
194. Hey, is the kitchen supposed toCopy !req
195. have that much fire in it?Copy !req
196. You're a good man-child, Soos,Copy !req
197. But it's not looking good.Copy !req
198. This whole town loves Gideon and hates me.Copy !req
199. If only they knew how evil he really was.Copy !req
200. Hey, I'm here for you, dude.Copy !req
201. The entire lower half of your body is on fire.Copy !req
202. Shh. We're having a moment.Copy !req
203. Where are you, journal?Copy !req
204. Where are you?Copy !req
205. Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests.Copy !req
206. What?Copy !req
207. Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon! Or else!Copy !req
208. Am I supposed to say, "Or else what?"Copy !req
209. Yes, you are supposed to say that! Now!Copy !req
210. You're surrounded by an unstoppable gnome army.Copy !req
211. Now give us back our deed and get off our property!Copy !req
212. And let the marriage ceremony begin!Copy !req
213. Very well. I suppose this deed belongs to—Copy !req
214. Ha! What do you know? Works on gnomes, too.Copy !req
215. Stop! We'll do anything!Copy !req
216. How can we serve you, your majesty?Copy !req
217. The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!Copy !req
218. I am not a girl!Copy !req
219. Really? But your skin is so soft.Copy !req
220. You moisturize or...Copy !req
221. Subdue them!Copy !req
222. I have to admit, kids,Copy !req
223. I am impressed by your creativity.Copy !req
224. - How did you ever?
- Let go!Copy !req
225. Oh, no!Copy !req
226. No! Could it be? Is it?Copy !req
227. Of course!Copy !req
228. It all makes sense!Copy !req
229. The one place I'd never think to look.Copy !req
230. You had it the whole time!Copy !req
231. And to think I actually considered you a threat!Copy !req
232. No! Give it back!Copy !req
233. Every victory you had was because of your precious book!Copy !req
234. - Give it back or I'll—
- Or you'll what, boy?Copy !req
235. You'll what? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
236. No muscles, no brains.Copy !req
237. Face it. You're nothing without this!Copy !req
238. Bye-bye forever, y'all.Copy !req
239. No!Copy !req
240. Next time, do your own dirty work!Copy !req
241. Come on, boys!Copy !req
242. Well, that's it.Copy !req
243. Guess the bus should be here soon.Copy !req
244. What? Dipper, don't give up!Copy !req
245. You always have a plan!Copy !req
246. No, the journal always has the plan!Copy !req
247. Think about it, Mabel. Gideon was right.Copy !req
248. The only courageous or cool things I've ever doneCopy !req
249. have been because of that journal.Copy !req
250. Without it, I can't help you or Stan or anyone.Copy !req
251. There's gotta be something we can do.Copy !req
252. What can we do?Copy !req
253. Bus fifty-two departing Gravity Falls. All aboard.Copy !req
254. Sorry, kids. It's for the best.Copy !req
255. Can't believe this is happening.Copy !req
256. I've got it! I've finally got it!Copy !req
257. Get out!Copy !req
258. It's finally mine!Copy !req
259. At last, I have journal number...Copy !req
260. Three?Copy !req
261. There are three of 'em?Copy !req
262. But where is journal number one?Copy !req
263. I must have all three for the power to be unlocked!Copy !req
264. But where could I— Dipper! He must know where it is!Copy !req
265. He gave me the third one and kept the first for himself!Copy !req
266. I can't let him leave Gravity Falls!Copy !req
267. You there! Is it ready?Copy !req
268. Only one way to find out!Copy !req
269. I got a good feelin' about that kid!Copy !req
270. Well, Stan, this is it. Rock bottom.Copy !req
271. No friends, no family,Copy !req
272. Stuck watching infomercials for whatever that is.Copy !req
273. Are you sick of piles of owlsCopy !req
274. constantly blocking your driveway?Copy !req
275. Well, then you've gotta get owl trowel!Copy !req
276. How did you do it, kid?Copy !req
277. Why are you always one step ahead?Copy !req
278. Maybe he really is psychic after—Copy !req
279. Aah! My hearing aid!Copy !req
280. What keeps causing that?Copy !req
281. Wait a minute. That's it!Copy !req
282. I know Gideon's weakness!Copy !req
283. Would Mr. Pines like a—Copy !req
284. I go vacuum my face.Copy !req
285. Hey, Dipper. Wanna play bus seat treasure hunt?Copy !req
286. I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
287. Oh, come on.Copy !req
288. We got Canadian coin,Copy !req
289. Gum that's shaped like Ronald Reagan's head.Copy !req
290. Ooh! Miscellaneous fluid stain.Copy !req
291. - Giant robot!
- Yeah, giant robot. Wait. What?Copy !req
292. - Look!
- Halt! I command you to halt!Copy !req
293. Mr. Bus driver! There's a giant Gideonbot coming towards us!Copy !req
294. - Ho hey, dudes!
- Soos!Copy !req
295. Don't worry, guys. I've been a part-time
bus driver for at least 40 minutes.Copy !req
296. One of these things is probably a clutch.Copy !req
297. Hang on, dudes!Copy !req
298. - Soos! Look out!
- Aah!Copy !req
299. He already won! What does he want from us?Copy !req
300. I got you in my sights!Copy !req
301. Soos! Cliff!Copy !req
302. Okay, what's closest to our present situation?Copy !req
303. "Raccoon in the engine" or "Angry grandparent won't leave bus"?Copy !req
304. Probably— probably the second one.Copy !req
305. Tell me! Where is journal number one?Copy !req
306. Journal number one?Copy !req
307. Don't play games with me, boy!Copy !req
308. I don't know what you're talking about!Copy !req
309. You took the only journal I ever had!Copy !req
310. What do you even want with these journals, anyway?Copy !req
311. Let go of her!Copy !req
312. Ha ha ha! You still think you're some kind of hero?Copy !req
313. Once I find the final journal, I'll rule this town!Copy !req
314. With you as my queen!Copy !req
315. Dipper, help me! Help!Copy !req
316. Face it, kid. You're nothing without that journal.Copy !req
317. How you gonna fight back?Copy !req
318. No muscles, no brains.Copy !req
319. What are you gonna do? Huh? What are you gonna do?Copy !req
320. Let go of my sister!Copy !req
321. Never! I finally won this time!Copy !req
322. Aah! Aah! Get off! Let go of me!Copy !req
323. Huh?Copy !req
324. Careful in there!Copy !req
325. Dudes! No!Copy !req
326. Grappling hook!Copy !req
327. Told you it would come in handy.Copy !req
328. Mabel, that was amazing!Copy !req
329. Not as amazing as you defeating that robot!Copy !req
330. Hey, my journal!Copy !req
331. - Oh, there it is!
- Is this the thing that exploded?Copy !req
332. What's going on? What is that?Copy !req
333. It's over here.Copy !req
334. Gideon!Copy !req
335. Oh, good heavens! What on earth happened here?Copy !req
336. It was the Pines twins. They tried to attack meCopy !req
337. and blew up my statue with dynamite!Copy !req
338. Arrest 'em!Copy !req
339. What? Officers, he's lying!Copy !req
340. Sorry, kids, but we trust Gideon,Copy !req
341. And nothing short of a miracle could ever change our—Copy !req
342. Wait! Wait! Stop everything! I've got something to say!Copy !req
343. - Not this guy again.
- Just wait! Look!Copy !req
344. You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest.Copy !req
345. "Oh, I could never tell a lie! I'm Gideon!"Copy !req
346. He's more honest than you!Copy !req
347. Yeah! And he's psychic too!Copy !req
348. How's this for psychic? Bam! Take a good look!Copy !req
349. Wait a minute! Is that me?Copy !req
350. The secret ingredient to my coffee omelet is coffee!Copy !req
351. And me!Copy !req
352. I can verify that that birthmark is indeed disgusting.Copy !req
353. Hooray!Copy !req
354. That's me!Copy !req
355. That's right! These pins are hidden cameras!Copy !req
356. And my hearing aid was picking up the feedback!Copy !req
357. Who's the fraud now?Copy !req
358. Gideon, we gave you our trust.Copy !req
359. You lied to us!Copy !req
360. Please, I— it's not what it looks like.Copy !req
361. What are you gonna do with me?Copy !req
362. Tyler?Copy !req
363. Get him.Copy !req
364. Get him.Copy !req
365. Li'l Gideon, you are under arrest...Copy !req
366. For conspiracy, fraud, and breaking our hearts.Copy !req
367. Durland, the tiny handcuffs.Copy !req
368. Wha— no!Copy !req
369. Just one more thing.Copy !req
370. Let go of me! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
371. I believe this belongs to me.Copy !req
372. No! No! Watch the hair!Copy !req
373. You can't do this to me! Y'all are sheep!Copy !req
374. You need me! I'll be back!Copy !req
375. You'll hear from my lawyers!Copy !req
376. There you have it.Copy !req
377. Local hero Stanford Pines has just exposedCopy !req
378. Li'l Gideon as a fraud.Copy !req
379. Anything you have to say to the town, Stanford?Copy !req
380. The Mystery Shack is back, baby!Copy !req
381. Oh, thank you, thank you!Copy !req
382. Hey, Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
383. Uh, you kiddos settling back in okay?Copy !req
384. Yep! All of my favorite moldy spotsCopy !req
385. On the ceiling are still there!Copy !req
386. Even you, Daryl!Copy !req
387. Hey, Grunkle Stan, me and Mabel have been talking,Copy !req
388. And I think there's something we should finally tell you.Copy !req
389. This is a journal I found in the woods.Copy !req
390. It talks about all the crazy stuff that goes on in Gravity Falls.Copy !req
391. Gideon nearly destroyed the whole town trying to find it.Copy !req
392. I don't know what it means, or who wrote it,Copy !req
393. But after all we've been through,Copy !req
394. Maybe you should finally know about it.Copy !req
395. I'm glad you showed me this, Dipper.Copy !req
396. Now I know where you've been getting it all from!Copy !req
397. Spookums and monsters.Copy !req
398. This kooky book has beenCopy !req
399. filling your head with crazy conspiracies!Copy !req
400. But it's all real!Copy !req
401. You gotta quit readin' this fantasy nonsense for your own good.Copy !req
402. Although some of these would make great attractions!Copy !req
403. Can't come up with this stuff! Mind if I borrow this?Copy !req
404. Wait! No! Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
405. "Magic book." Ridiculous!Copy !req
406. - Stan, I need it!
- Dipper, you don't need that book!Copy !req
407. Don't you see?Copy !req
408. On your own you defeated a giant robotCopy !req
409. with nothing but your bare hands!Copy !req
410. You're a hero whether you've got that journal or not!Copy !req
411. Whoa. Thanks, Mabel.Copy !req
412. I still want it back though.Copy !req
413. I'm sure you'll get it back.Copy !req
414. What would a boring old man like Stan want with that book anyway?Copy !req
415. Soos'ed!Copy !req
416. After all these years.Copy !req
417. Finally, I have them all.Copy !req
418. It's working!Copy !req
419. Here we go.Copy !req