1. Are you ready for
the ultimate challenge?Copy !req
2. I'm always ready!Copy !req
3. Then you know what this means!Copy !req
4. Syrup race! Ahh...Copy !req
5. - Go, sir syrup!
- Go, mountie man!Copy !req
6. - Go go! Go go!
- Almost... Almost...Copy !req
7. Yes!Copy !req
8. I won!Copy !req
9. Bleah.Copy !req
10. Ho ho, no way!Copy !req
11. Hey, Mabel, check this out.Copy !req
12. Human-sized hamster balls?Copy !req
13. I'm human-sized!Copy !req
14. No, no, Mabel. This.Copy !req
15. We see weirder stuff
than that every day.Copy !req
16. We didn't get any photos
of those gnomes, did we?Copy !req
17. Nope, just memories.
And this beard hair.Copy !req
18. - Why did you save that?
- Mm-mm-mm.Copy !req
19. Uhh! Good morning,
knuckleheads.Copy !req
20. You two know what day it is?Copy !req
21. Um... Happy anniversary?Copy !req
22. - Mazel tov!
- Baah!Copy !req
23. It's family fun day, genius!Copy !req
24. We're cuttin' off work
and havin' one of those,
ya know,Copy !req
25. Bonding-type deals.Copy !req
26. Grunkle Stan, is this
gonna be anything like
our last family bonding day?Copy !req
27. You call that Ben Franklin?
He looks like a woman!Copy !req
28. Uh-oh!Copy !req
29. Ohh! The county jail
was so cold.Copy !req
30. All right, maybe I haven't been
the best summer caretaker.Copy !req
31. But I swear, today we're gonna
have some real family fun.Copy !req
32. Now, who wants to
put on some blindfolds
and get into my car?Copy !req
33. - Yay!
- Yay!Copy !req
34. Wait. What?Copy !req
35. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
36. Blindfolds never lead
to anything good.Copy !req
37. Wow. I feel like
all my other senses
are heightened.Copy !req
38. I can see with my fingers.Copy !req
39. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
40. Grunkle Stan, are you
wearing a blindfold?Copy !req
41. Okay, okay, open 'em up.Copy !req
42. Ta-da! It's fishin' season!Copy !req
43. - Fishing?
- What are you playing at, old man?Copy !req
44. You're gonna love it!
The whole town's out here!Copy !req
45. Here, fishy-fishies!
Get into the pan.Copy !req
46. Say "cheese."Copy !req
47. Aaaah!Copy !req
48. Uh, is this good?Copy !req
49. No!Copy !req
50. I'll show you how
a real man fishes!Copy !req
51. Grr! Aaah!Copy !req
52. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
53. Hyeah! Uhh!Copy !req
54. - Dead! Dead!
- Dead! Dead!Copy !req
55. Get him!
Get him!Copy !req
56. That's some quality
family bonding!Copy !req
57. Uncle Stan, why do you
want to bond with us
all of a sudden?Copy !req
58. Come on,
this is gonna be great!Copy !req
59. I've never had
fishin' buddies before.Copy !req
60. The guys from the lodge
won't go with me.Copy !req
61. They don't like or trust me.Copy !req
62. I think he actually wants
to fish with us.Copy !req
63. Hey, I know what'll cheer
you sad sacks up.Copy !req
64. Pow! Pines family
fishin' hats.Copy !req
65. That's hand-stitching,
ya know.Copy !req
66. It's just gonna be you, me,
and those goofy hats
on a boat for ten hours!Copy !req
67. Ten hours?Copy !req
68. I brought the joke book.Copy !req
69. No. No!Copy !req
70. There has to be
a way out of this.Copy !req
71. I seen it!Copy !req
72. I seen it again!Copy !req
73. Hoo hoo hoo!Copy !req
74. The Gravity Falls gobblewonker!Copy !req
75. Come quick before he
scramdoodles away!Copy !req
76. Ha ha hoo-ah!Copy !req
77. Aw. He's doing
a happy jig.Copy !req
78. No! It's a jig
of grave danger!Copy !req
79. - Hey! Hey!
- Aaah!Copy !req
80. Now, what did I tell you
about scaring my customers?Copy !req
81. This is your last warning, dad.Copy !req
82. But I got proof this time,
by gummity!Copy !req
83. Behold!Copy !req
84. It's gobbledywonker
what done did it!Copy !req
85. It had a long neck
like a gee-raffe,Copy !req
86. and wrinkly skin like... like
this gentleman right here. - Huh?Copy !req
87. It chopped my boat up
to smitheroons!Copy !req
88. It shim-shammed over
to scuttlebutt island!Copy !req
89. Ya gotta believe me!Copy !req
90. Attention, all units.Copy !req
91. We got ourselves
a crazy old man.Copy !req
92. Aw, donkey spittle!
Banjo Polish...Copy !req
93. Well, that happened.Copy !req
94. Now, let's untie this boat
and get out on that lake!Copy !req
95. Mabel, did you hear
what that old dude said?Copy !req
96. "Aw, donkey spittle!"Copy !req
97. The other thing...
about the monster.Copy !req
98. If we can snag a photo of it,
we could split the prize
fifty-fifty.Copy !req
99. That's two fifties!Copy !req
100. Imagine what you could do
with five hundred dollars!Copy !req
101. Not so high and mighty anymore.Copy !req
102. - Ohh.
- Aha-ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
103. Hey, boys.Copy !req
104. You can look...
But you can't touch.Copy !req
105. Squeak! Squeak!
Squeak! Squeak!Copy !req
106. Squeak squeak...Copy !req
107. Awesome!Copy !req
108. Mabel. Mabel?Copy !req
109. Dipper, I am one million percent
on board with this!Copy !req
110. Grunkle Stan!
Change of plans!Copy !req
111. We're taking that boat
to scuttlebutt island,Copy !req
112. and we are gonna find
that gobblewonker.Copy !req
113. - Monster Hunt!
- Monster Hunt!Copy !req
114. - Monster...
- Monster Hunt!Copy !req
115. Monster... eh...Copy !req
116. I'll go.Copy !req
117. You dudes say something
about a monster Hunt?Copy !req
118. - Zeus!
- What's up, hambone?Copy !req
119. - Kapoosh!
- Pow! Explode!Copy !req
120. Dude, you could totally
use my boat for your Hunt.Copy !req
121. It's got a steering wheel,
chairs... normal boat stuff.Copy !req
122. All right,
let's think this through.Copy !req
123. You kids could go
waste your timeCopy !req
124. on some epic
monster-finding
adventure,Copy !req
125. or you could spend the day
learning how to tie knots
and skewer wormsCopy !req
126. with your great uncle Stan!Copy !req
127. So, whaddya say?Copy !req
128. We made the right choice!Copy !req
129. Ingrates!
Ah, who needs 'em?Copy !req
130. I got a whole box
of creepy fishin' lures
to keep me company.Copy !req
131. Uhh!Copy !req
132. Hoist the anchor!Copy !req
133. Raise the flag!Copy !req
134. We're gonna find
that gobblewonker!Copy !req
135. We're gonna win
that photo contest!Copy !req
136. Do any of you dudes
have sunscreen?Copy !req
137. We're gonna...
Go get sunscreen!Copy !req
138. Yay!Copy !req
139. All right, if we want to
win this contest,Copy !req
140. we've gotta do it right.Copy !req
141. Think. What the #1 problem
with most monster hunts?Copy !req
142. You're a side character
and you die in the first
five minutes of the movie.Copy !req
143. Dude, am I a side character?
Do you ever think about
stuff like that?Copy !req
144. No, no, no...
camera trouble.Copy !req
145. Say bigfoot shows up.
Zeus, be bigfoot.Copy !req
146. There he is! Bigfoot!Copy !req
147. Uh-oh! No camera!Copy !req
148. Oh, wait! Here's one!Copy !req
149. Aw, no film!Copy !req
150. You see what I'm doing here?Copy !req
151. - Uh-huh.
- Dude's got a point.Copy !req
152. That's why I bought
seventeen disposable cameras.Copy !req
153. Two on my ankle,
three in my jacket,Copy !req
154. four for each of you,
three extras in this bag,Copy !req
155. and one under my hat.Copy !req
156. There's no way
we're gonna Miss this.Copy !req
157. Okay, everybody,
let's test our cameras out.Copy !req
158. Ahh! Dude!Copy !req
159. You see? This is exactly
why you need backup cameras.Copy !req
160. We still have sixteen.Copy !req
161. Ahh! Bird!Copy !req
162. Fifteen. Okay, guys,
I repeat, don't lose
your cameras.Copy !req
163. - Wait. Lose the cameras?
- Don't!Copy !req
164. Dude, I just threw two away.Copy !req
165. Thirteen!Copy !req
166. All right, we still
have thirteen camera...Copy !req
167. Twelve. We have
twelve cameras.Copy !req
168. So what's the plan?
Throw more cameras overboard
or what?Copy !req
169. No! No. Okay.Copy !req
170. You'll be lookout,
Zeus can work
the steering wheel,Copy !req
171. - and I'll be captain.
- What?Copy !req
172. Why do you get to be captain?Copy !req
173. What about Mabel, huh?Copy !req
174. Ma-bel! Ma-bel!Copy !req
175. Ma-bel! Ma-bel!Copy !req
176. I'm not sure
that's a good idea.Copy !req
177. What about co-captain?Copy !req
178. There's no such thing
as co-captain.Copy !req
179. Ohh. Whoops!Copy !req
180. Okay, fine!
You can be co-captain!Copy !req
181. Can I be associate
co-captain?Copy !req
182. As co-captain,
I authorize that request.Copy !req
183. Well, as first co-captain,
our #1 order of businessCopy !req
184. is to lure the monster out
with this.Copy !req
185. Permission to taste some?Copy !req
186. - Granted.
- Permission co-granted.Copy !req
187. Permission
associate go-granted.Copy !req
188. Dude, I don't know what
I expected that to taste like.Copy !req
189. Traitors!
I'll find my own
fishin' buddies.Copy !req
190. Ah!Copy !req
191. There's my new pals!Copy !req
192. Now that we're alone, rosanna,Copy !req
193. there's a burning question
which my heart longs
to ask of you.Copy !req
194. - Oh, Reginald!
- Hey!Copy !req
195. Wanna hear a joke?Copy !req
196. Here goes.Copy !req
197. My ex-wife still
misses me,Copy !req
198. but her aim is gettin' better!Copy !req
199. Her aim is gettin' better!Copy !req
200. Ya see, it's...
it's funny because
marriage is terrible.Copy !req
201. What?Copy !req
202. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
203. It's going awesome.Copy !req
204. Mabel, leave that thing alone.Copy !req
205. Aw, I don't mind none!Copy !req
206. Hey, look, I'm drinking water!Copy !req
207. Aren't you supposed
to be doing lookout?Copy !req
208. Look out!Copy !req
209. Ha ha!Copy !req
210. But seriously, I'm on it.Copy !req
211. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
212. See? We're here.Copy !req
213. I'm a lookout genius!Copy !req
214. Hamster ball, here we come!Copy !req
215. Dude, check it out.Copy !req
216. Butt island.Copy !req
217. Zeus, you rapscallion!Copy !req
218. Hey, why aren't you laughing?Copy !req
219. Are you scared?Copy !req
220. Yeah, right. I'm not...Copy !req
221. - Yeah, you are!
- Hey...Copy !req
222. Quit it...Copy !req
223. stop, Mabel!
Uhh! Uhh!Copy !req
224. Dude, did you guys hear that?Copy !req
225. What was that?
Was it your stomach?Copy !req
226. No, my stomach
normally sounds
like whale noises.Copy !req
227. Wow! So majestic!Copy !req
228. Our lantern!Copy !req
229. Ahh! I can't see anything!Copy !req
230. Dude, I don't know, man,
maybe this isn't worth it.Copy !req
231. Not worth it?
Guys, imagine
what would happenCopy !req
232. if we got that picture!Copy !req
233. Tonight, we're here
with adventure-seeker
Dipper pinesCopy !req
234. who bravely photographed
the elusive gobblewonker.Copy !req
235. Tell me, Dipper,
what's the secret
to your success?Copy !req
236. Well, I run away from nothing...Copy !req
237. Nothing except for
when I ran away from
my annoying Grunkle StanCopy !req
238. who I ditched in order
to pursue that lake monster.Copy !req
239. How right you were to do so.
He looked like a real
piece of work.Copy !req
240. I don't often do this,
but I feel the need to
give you an award.Copy !req
241. Charlie!Copy !req
242. Why won't you interview me?Copy !req
243. - I'm in!
- Me too!Copy !req
244. All right, dudes, I'm comin!Copy !req
245. Dude, we should be
writing this down.Copy !req
246. Guys! Guys, guys.
You hear something?Copy !req
247. This is it.
This is it!Copy !req
248. - Uh. Uh...
- This is cooooool!Copy !req
249. Oh!Copy !req
250. Everyone...
Get your cameras ready.Copy !req
251. Ready? Go!Copy !req
252. Whaaaaa!Copy !req
253. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
254. But... but what was
that noise, then?Copy !req
255. I heard a monster noise.Copy !req
256. Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw!Copy !req
257. Maybe that old guy
was crazy after all.Copy !req
258. He did use
the word "scrapdoodle."Copy !req
259. Look, when you're
threading the line...Copy !req
260. a lot of people
don't know this...Copy !req
261. but you want to use
a barrel knot.Copy !req
262. That's a secret
from one fishin' buddy
to another.Copy !req
263. - Heh heh!
- Uh...Copy !req
264. I, uh...
who are you, exactly?Copy !req
265. Just call me your Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
266. Sir... sir!Copy !req
267. Why are you talking
to our son?Copy !req
268. If you don't leave right now,
I'm calling the police!Copy !req
269. Ha ha! Ya see,
the thing about that is...Copy !req
270. - Arrrr!
- Go bother your own kids!Copy !req
271. Ooh, yeah,
work it, work it!
Nice! Nice!Copy !req
272. Give me
another one of those.
Yeah, I like that one.Copy !req
273. What are we gonna say
to Grunkle Stan?Copy !req
274. We ditched him over nothing.Copy !req
275. Hey. Guys,
do you feel that?Copy !req
276. - Wha...
- Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
277. Aaah!Copy !req
278. This is it!Copy !req
279. Come on, this is our chance!Copy !req
280. What's wrong with you guys?Copy !req
281. - Dipper...
- Dude...Copy !req
282. It's not that hard, all right?Copy !req
283. All you gotta do
is point and shoot.
Like this.Copy !req
284. Run!Copy !req
285. Get back to the boat!
Hurry!Copy !req
286. Aaah! Ooh!Copy !req
287. The picture!Copy !req
288. Dude, if it makes you
feel any better,Copy !req
289. I got tons of pictures
of those beavers, dude!Copy !req
290. Why would that make me
feel better?Copy !req
291. Let's get out of here, dudes!Copy !req
292. All right, this is it!Copy !req
293. Cracked lens?
Zeus, get a photo!Copy !req
294. Hyuh! Nyeah! Nyeah!Copy !req
295. - Unhh!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
296. I still got one left.
Don't worry, dude. Here.Copy !req
297. Aaah!Copy !req
298. - Whoa!
- Aaah!Copy !req
299. Go go go go go!Copy !req
300. Grr! Gaa!
Mollycoddling...Copy !req
301. Can you please tell me
more funny stories, pop-pop?Copy !req
302. Anything for
my fishin' buddies!
Ho ho ho ho!Copy !req
303. Arghh!Copy !req
304. Pop-pop, I just weawized
that... I wuv you.Copy !req
305. Aw, come on!
Boo! Boo!Copy !req
306. Hey, there!
What's the big idea?Copy !req
307. Maybe has no one
who wuvs him, pop-pop.Copy !req
308. Yeah, well, I-I...Copy !req
309. nahh!Copy !req
310. Ahhh.Copy !req
311. Zeus! Beavers!Copy !req
312. Aaaaah!Copy !req
313. Ohh! Beavers...Copy !req
314. Aaah! Oooooh...Copy !req
315. Aaaah!Copy !req
316. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!Copy !req
317. - Headlock!
- Dead! Dead! Dead!Copy !req
318. The fishes?
They seek revenge!Copy !req
319. Swim, boys, swim!Copy !req
320. Aaah! Look out!Copy !req
321. Easy, easy...Copy !req
322. My glass!Copy !req
323. Where do I go?Copy !req
324. Um... uh...
go to the falls!Copy !req
325. - I think there might be a cave behind there!
- "Might" be?Copy !req
326. - Brr. Ahh. - Ooh.
- Ahhh.Copy !req
327. It's stuck!Copy !req
328. Ha ha! Yeah!Copy !req
329. Wait. It's stuck?Copy !req
330. - Boop.
- Ha ha ha!Copy !req
331. Did you get a good one?Copy !req
332. They're all good ones!Copy !req
333. - Whoo-hoo!
- Hamster ball!Copy !req
334. What the...?Copy !req
335. Huh?Copy !req
336. - Uh!
- What's wrong?Copy !req
337. Hmm.Copy !req
338. Careful, dude!Copy !req
339. I've got this! Hold on!Copy !req
340. Hey, guys!
Come check this out!Copy !req
341. Work them bellows
in the... huh?Copy !req
342. Aw, banjo Polish!Copy !req
343. Wha... you?Copy !req
344. You made this?Copy !req
345. Wha... why?Copy !req
346. Well, I...Copy !req
347. I, uh...Copy !req
348. I just wanted attention!Copy !req
349. I still don't understand.Copy !req
350. Well, first I just
hootenannied upCopy !req
351. a bio-mechanical
brain wave generator,Copy !req
352. and then I learned to operate
a stick shift with my beard.Copy !req
353. Okay, yeah,
but why did you do it?Copy !req
354. Well, when you get to be
an old fella like me,Copy !req
355. nobody pays any attention
to you anymore.Copy !req
356. My own son hasn't
visited me in months!Copy !req
357. So I figured maybe
I'd catch his fancyCopy !req
358. with a 15-ton
aquatic robot.Copy !req
359. Wha-ha-ha-ha!
Aha-ha-ha!Copy !req
360. Aha-ha! Aha-ha...
ahh...Copy !req
361. In retrospect,
it seems a bit contrived.Copy !req
362. You just don't know the lengths
us old-timers go throughCopy !req
363. for a little quality time
with our family.Copy !req
364. Dude.Copy !req
365. I guess
the real lake monster
is you two. Heh heh.Copy !req
366. Sorry, it just, like, boom,
just popped into my head here.Copy !req
367. So... Did you ever
talk to your son about
how you felt?Copy !req
368. No, sir, I got to work
straight on the robot.Copy !req
369. I made lots of robots
in my day.Copy !req
370. Like when my wife left me
and I created a homicidal
pterodactyl-tron,Copy !req
371. or when my pal Ernie didn't come
to my retirement partyCopy !req
372. and I constructed
an 80-ton shame-botCopy !req
373. that exploded
the entire downtown area!Copy !req
374. Aha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
375. Aha... well, time to get back
to work on my death ray!Copy !req
376. Any you kids got a screwdriver?Copy !req
377. Well, so much for
the photo contest.Copy !req
378. We still have
one roll of film left.Copy !req
379. What do you want to do with it?Copy !req
380. Ahh.Copy !req
381. Hey! Over here!Copy !req
382. What the... kids?Copy !req
383. I thought you two were off
playin' spin the bottle
with Zeus.Copy !req
384. Well, we spent all day trying
to find a legendary dinosaur.Copy !req
385. But we realized
the only dinosaur
we want to hang out withCopy !req
386. is right here.Copy !req
387. Save your sympathy!Copy !req
388. I been having a great time
without ya...Copy !req
389. makin' friends,
talkin' to my reflection...Copy !req
390. I had a run-in with
the lake police!Copy !req
391. Guess I gotta wear
this ankle bracelet now,
so that'll be fun.Copy !req
392. So I guess there
isn't room in that boat
for three more?Copy !req
393. You knuckleheads
ever seen me thread a hook
with my eyes closed?Copy !req
394. - Five bucks says you can't do it.
- You're on!Copy !req
395. Five more bucks
says you can't do it
with your eyes closedCopy !req
396. plus me singing at
the top of my lungs!Copy !req
397. I like those odds!Copy !req
398. - Whoa! What happened to your shirt?
- Long story, dude.Copy !req
399. All right.
Everybody get together,
say "fishing."Copy !req
400. - Fishing!
- Fishing!Copy !req
401. Dude, am I in the frame?Copy !req
402. Whaa!Copy !req
403. - What was that?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
404. - Who wants to hear a joke?
- Not me.Copy !req
405. Huh huh! Yeah, you do!
Here it goes.Copy !req
406. Why did the pelicanCopy !req
407. get kicked out the restaurant?Copy !req
408. I don't care.Copy !req
409. Because he had a very big bill!Copy !req
410. - Blah blah bluh.
- Bad joke. Bad pelican joke.Copy !req