1. Gravity Falls S01E17 Boyz Crazy
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2. Do you have this T-shirt in my size?
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3. I have something even better.
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4. Behold! My butt!
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5. I could play this game forever.
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6. - What'd you say?
- Coughing! I was coughing!
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7. - Those weren't words!
- Ha ha ha ha!
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8. This if fun, what you two have.
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9. Mabel! How long have you been standing there?
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10. Don't worry about that.
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11. Let's talk about why I'm doing this dance!
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12. Oh no! She got into the smile dip again!
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13. Wrong one thousand!
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14. It's because today is the greatest day of my life!
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15. Sev'ral Timez is playing
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16. at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and buffet!
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17. Ahh. Sev'ral timez?
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18. Aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late?
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19. Girl, you got me actin' so cray cray
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20. - Cray cray!
- You tell me that you won't be my baby
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21. We're not threatening!
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22. Mabel, you know all those boy bands are fake, right?
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23. Dipper's right. They're just a manufactured product
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24. Of the bloated corporate music industry.
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25. You're making my dance sad!
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26. There's probably a machine that mass produces them.
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27. Or maybe the boys are grown from pods.
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28. Yeah! Pods, totally!
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29. You guys can't ruin this for me.
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30. Mabel's got backup!
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31. - Hey, guys!
- Whoo whoo!
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32. I'm ready for the greatest night of our lives!
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33. How many times am I gonna lova ya?
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34. Sev'ral Timez!
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35. - Uhh. Girls.
- I know, right?
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36. I'm okay.
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37. Ooh. Should I got with lip balm or lip salve?
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38. Go wild! Tonight's our night!
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39. I can't wait, guys. Tonight we're gonna meet
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40. Creggy G, Greggy C,
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41. Leggy P, Chubby Z, and Deep Chris!
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42. He's the fat one.
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43. And those boys will fall in love with us.
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44. Why wouldn't they?
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45. Hey, this is the fingerless glove store?
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46. I like things that are dumb. I'm Robbie.
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47. Come on, man!
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48. Ha ha ha ha ha. Laugh it up, chief.
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49. So, Wendy, Nate and his
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50. girlfriend are going to lookout point this weekend.
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51. - Maybe we should go, too.
- Are you kidding me?
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52. First you stand me up last night,
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53. And instead of apologizing,
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54. you want me to go to lookout point?
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55. I'll just be... over here.
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56. Look, Robbie. I'm not sure this relationship's working.
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57. Maybe I should see other people.
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58. Yes!
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59. Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Hey. Before you do anything crazy,
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60. I, uh, I want you to hear this.
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61. Hope this works.
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62. I wrote this song just for you.
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63. When I think about you
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64. I feel feelings so deep
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65. I'm tossin' and turnin'
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66. And you know I'm losing sleep
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67. - Yeesh!
- And I know I'm goin' crazy
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68. when I look into your eyes
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69. Jus listen to this song
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70. And you'll be hypnoti-yi-yized
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71. You know, maybe I was being a little hasty.
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72. I'll give you another chance.
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73. Yes! All right!
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74. Let me go grab my coat.
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75. All right, Robbie, I saw that weird cd.
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76. What the heck are you up to?
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77. It's called romance, kid. Something you'd never understand.
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78. You ready?
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79. I can't believe you wrote that for me.
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80. I know. I'm just so insanely talented.
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81. What are you doing?
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82. Guys, the weirdest thing just happened.
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83. I think Robbie might be hypnotizing wendy with his music.
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84. Oh, Dipper! Girls just like musicians.
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85. - You'll understand when you're older.
- We're the same age!
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86. Girls mature faster than guys. Right, Grenda?
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87. Mmm... this is Grenda time!
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88. Okay, girls, have you all practiced
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89. your obsessed boy band scream?
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90. Just gonna ignore that.
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91. Tickets, please!
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92. Too late, girls! The show is sold out.
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93. This night is ruined!
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94. I welcome you, death.
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95. No! I said we're going to
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96. meet Sev'ral Timez tonight, and I meant it!
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97. And I'm not gonna let a "Keep out" Sign keep us out!
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98. Stockin' meat for the apocalypse, doodla-doo.
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99. We're all gonna die...
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100. What's with the pacing, kid?
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101. You look even more freaked out than usual.
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102. Ah, I don't know. You wouldn't understand.
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103. Ah, come on, kid. Try me.
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104. Okay. This is gonna sound weird,
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105. But I think Robbie might be brainwashing Wendy with music.
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106. I've seen this before.
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107. - Really?
- Her name was Carla McCorkle.
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108. Carla "Hot Pants" McCorkle...
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109. Me and carla baby would cut a rug together at the juke joint,
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110. our favorite '50s-themed 1970s diner.
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111. Then one day, this new age tree-hugger
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112. Starts playing this transcendental hippie music.
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113. Carla's hot pants turned into bell-bottoms
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114. Before I even knew what happened.
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115. My memories get a little hallucination-y at the end,
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116. But you get the gist.
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117. So, wait. You actually believe my theory?
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118. You're darn right I do,
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119. and we're gonna get to the bottom of it.
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120. Right after I get to the bottom of this brown meat.
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121. It's apoca-licious!
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122. Sev'ral Timez.
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123. Hey, girl, I just want to get real for a moment
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124. And say that while we love being superstars,
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125. The real reason we do this is for you, for you specifically,
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126. Not the girl sitting next to you, but you.
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127. I love you, Deep Chris!
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128. He was talking to me!
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129. Git 'em! Git 'em!
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130. Thank you! Good night!
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131. Hello? Sev'ral Timez?
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132. We want to give you several kisses!
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133. Look!
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134. This is it, girls.
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135. You're finally going to meet
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136. the five cutest boys in the world!
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137. Dipper's gonna eat his words that boy bands are fake.
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138. This is fun!
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139. Yo! We're clones, dawg!
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140. O... M... G!
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141. That is one big hamster tube.
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142. Someone's coming!
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143. Terrible show!
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144. What is wrong with you boys?
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145. You barely even sold out the arena!
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146. And Deep Chris, you call that a pout?
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147. Every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves!
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148. Except for you, Leggy P, you were really on point tonight.
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149. Here ya go, gorgeous.
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150. As for the rest of you, remember:
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151. You can always be replaced by your brothers.
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152. Dance for me, child, dance!
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153. My throat is killin' me!
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154. Can someone get me a lemon and water?
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155. Who goes there?
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156. Prepared to be danced at!
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157. Step off, deep chris!
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158. She's a lady. Don't disrespect her, bro!
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159. - Don't disrespect!
- Mah bad.
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160. Chubby Z, let's calm this boo by posin' for her,
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161. poster-style!
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162. Whoo! Trying hard not to let my brain explode!
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163. I've always wanted to meet you guys!
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164. But what was the deal with that scary chub-chub man?
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165. Mr. Bratzman's our producer, yo.
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166. He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band, g!
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167. But he keeps us in cages!
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168. That junk is straight brutal, girl!
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169. That is straight brutal, Chubby Z!
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170. Our one dream is to escape into the real world, for real.
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171. Yo, I heard tell about these things called trees?
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172. I don't know what they are, but I want to kiss one!
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173. But we can't disobey Mr. Bratzman!
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174. He says he loves us!
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175. If he loved you, he'd set you free!
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176. True dat.
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177. That's a valid perspective!
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178. Let's go right now.
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179. Me and my friends can help you escape.
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180. We're masters of stealth!
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181. Yo! You'd really do that for us, beef?
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182. You can count on me!
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183. I'm sorry, did you just call me "Beef"?
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184. You see, Dipper,
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185. music has subliminal mind control hidden in it all the time.
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186. If you listen closely, even the music I play
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187. in the gift shop has subtle hidden messages.
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188. Buy more keychains!
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189. Buy more keychains!
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190. If you want to hear the mind-controlling messages,
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191. You gotta slow down the record.
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192. Gimme that L.P.!
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193. Oh. Right.
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194. We're doing something wrong here,
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195. But I can't put my finger on it.
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196. Hey, guys! How was the concert? And what's in the bag?
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197. Uh, money. Money we stole.
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198. We are criminals. We will cut you!
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199. Let's go away from here now!
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200. Dang, girl!
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201. Your tour bus is really strange, Mabel girl.
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202. Where the feeding tubes at?
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203. Yo, what up, girl?
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204. So when do we get to go outside?
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205. I want to cavort like a woodland creature!
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206. It's your producer!
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207. Can't believe those boys escaped from their cage!
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208. You there! I found this trail of frosted tips
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209. leading to this very location!
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210. Have you seen any perfect boys around here?
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211. Only when I look in the mirror.
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212. Ha ha! Up top!
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213. They must be around here somewhere.
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214. I'll find those boys if I have to turn this town upside-down!
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215. Shoo! Shoo!
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216. Good boy.
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217. Guys, it's not safe out there.
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218. Ergman's still looking for you!
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219. What do we do?
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220. - Oh, dang!
- I'm scared, Mabel!
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221. Don't worry, guys, he has to give up eventually.
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222. Hey, in the meantime, you can stay here with us!
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223. 2013!
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224. Girls, do you realize what's happening here?
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225. We have our very own pet boy band
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226. that we can do whatever we want with!
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227. Remember, eventually we have to let them go.
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228. We have to promise not to get too attached to them.
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229. Right, mabel? Mabel?
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230. All aboard the braid train!
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231. Braid, braid!
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232. What?
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233. Come on, baby, won't you fly away with me?
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234. Take my hand, it's destiny
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235. We don't need nobody if we stay together
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236. Girl, just take my hand, it can be forever
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237. Up into the sky, girl, we're gonna fly
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238. Look into my big blue eyes
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239. Girl, you know it's destiny
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240. Take my hand and you're gonna see
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241. Let's escape, running from reality
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242. It'll be this way forever
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243. Just a... just a few more minutes. But...
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244. All right.
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245. Took all day, but I converted it to a record.
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246. Now we can slow it down to see
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247. if the mind control message theory is correct.
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248. Prepare to have your mind blown.
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249. Spit take, here I come.
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250. When I think about you
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251. I feel
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252. - I'm tossing and turning
- Hmm.
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253. That's now spit-worthy. What gives?
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254. What? Is that it?
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255. Ohh! This was so stupid!
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256. Of course there's no hidden mind control messages!
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257. Mabel was right. Wendy just likes the song.
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258. - She just likes Robbie.
- Hey, Dip.
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259. Forgot my keys.
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260. What's up, junior? What are you doing,
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261. Trying to come up with an equation
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262. to make girls like you? Ha ha ha!
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263. Ready to go to lookout point?
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264. Am I. Later, dorks.
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265. Catch you on the rewind.
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266. I made that up.
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267. I'll rewind your face!
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268. Wait a minute. Stan, rewind!
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269. You are now under my control
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270. Your mind is mine
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271. Holy mackerel! Now there's your spit take!
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272. Ha ha! I knew it! It's mind control after all.
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273. Oh, no! I gotta save Wendy!
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274. Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face! Let's roll!
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275. How'd it go up there?
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276. Ohh. I finally got them to sleep.
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277. Poor Greggy C. He tried to eat a tape dispenser.
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278. I think this is food, dawg!
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279. Yo, you gonna share that?
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280. Ah, memories.
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281. The music industry was shaken today
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282. at the news that boy band king Ergman Bratzman has been arrested.
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283. He was pulled over tonight
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284. for not having a rear license plate.
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285. I'm telling ya, the goat took it!
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286. That's what they all say.
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287. He is now in county jail awaiting trial.
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288. - Yes!
- We have to tell the boys they are free now!
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289. Let's go!
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290. Not so fast!
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291. They're not going anywhere.
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292. What the dealio, Mabel?
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293. That evil producer is gone. We have to tell the boys!
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294. Wait, girls, let's not be so hasty. I mean,
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295. Think about it: if we don't tell the boys,
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296. Then they can stay here with me.
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297. I mean with us.
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298. Mabel, we can't keep them here forever.
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299. But I love them!
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300. If you love them, you'd set them free.
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301. Never! Every boy I loved this summer has left me,
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302. And I'm not gonna let it happen again!
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303. Candy, we gotta get past mable! She's gone boy-crazy!
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304. Uhh! Boys!
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305. Candy... attack!
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306. Whoa! Dang!
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307. You guys! Ergman Bratzman is in jail!
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308. - You're free!
- Just go!
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309. Whoa! Is that true, Mabel dawg?
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310. Uh, no. Your producer's still out there.
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311. You're gonna have to stay here... probably forever!
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312. What? You can't listen to her!
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313. Mabel's our girl, girl.
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314. She puts pizza in our food trough.
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315. She changes my newspaper, yo. She's a'ight.
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316. She is not a'ight, Chubby Z!
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317. Sev'ral Timez!
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318. Yes, Mabel dawg?
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319. Remove these two from the premises, please.
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320. Oh, no! They're aggressively dancing at us!
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321. Mabel's gone mad with power!
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322. Save yourselves, Sev'ral Timez!
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323. You were better off with your producer!
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324. Word!
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325. Call me, Deep Chris!
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326. 2013!
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327. Thanks, you boys.
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328. Now let's get aboard the braid train.
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329. Things just got pretty heavy, mabel.
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330. Maybe we should all just like chill for a minute, and...
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331. I said, let's get aboard the braid train!
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332. We gotta warn Wendy about that song before she gets brainwashed!
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333. Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!
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334. Huh. Weird. Nate didn't show up.
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335. So I-I guess it's just you and me.
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336. This isn't what I was planning at all.
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337. Wendy! Stop! Robbie's been lying to you!
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338. - Dipper?
- Kid? Mr. Pines?
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339. That's Mr. Pines to you!
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340. What? That's what I just said.
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341. Look, Wendy. You've gotta hear this.
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342. Mabel, you've gotta hear this.
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343. It's a song we wrote to say thank you.
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344. Hit it!
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345. Oh boy! Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!
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346. Here comes young Mabel girl
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347. We've dreamed of bein' free
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348. But now we know that can never be
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349. You know what friends are all about
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350. You kicked those lyin' shorties out
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351. Kick 'em out, y'all
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352. I'm starting to feel guilty here.
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353. Break it down!
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354. Who's the girl who's so a'ight
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355. Tucks us into bed at night
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356. Holds the fan up while we sing
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357. Keeps me entertained with string
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358. My shirt was wrinkled till she pressed it
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359. Chews out food so we can digest it
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360. He was evil, mean and reckless
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361. You gave me this candied necklace
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362. What's up, girl?
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363. Other folks we could never trust
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364. But we know
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365. That you'd never lie to us
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366. Mabel, girl
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367. We know you love us so
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368. And that's why I've got to let you go.
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369. - When I think about you
- Uh...
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370. There's a message in there, I swear!
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371. Let me just close the window.
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372. Wait! Wait! Here.
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373. You are now under my control
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374. Your mind is mine
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375. Robbie, what's that doing in our song?
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376. Baby, I promise. I don't know anything about those messages.
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377. In fact, I didn't even write that song.
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378. I ripped it off some other band.
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379. So we're all good, right?
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380. No! We're not all good.
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381. I don't care about the messages.
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382. You said you wrote that song for me,
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383. And I actually thought it was sweet, you big liar!
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384. I know, I know, I lie about a lot of stuff.
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385. Like using your makeup and fighting a bear. Although...
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386. No. You know what? It's over, Robbie. We're through.
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387. What? Wendy!
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388. Good-bye.
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389. Ha ha! We won!
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390. Kid, this is a victory for every guy whose hands
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391. are too weak or fat to play a musical instrument.
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392. I couldn't have done it without you, Grunkle Stan.
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393. Um, hey! Now that your night is free,
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394. Me and Grunkle Stan were thinkin' maybe bowling or something?
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395. Are you serious? Right now?
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396. Uhh! What is wrong with guys?
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397. You only think about yourselves!
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398. All of you should just leave me alone!
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399. - Ohh, man.
- Look, if it makes you feel any better,
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400. The apocalypse is coming soon.
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401. Bury your gold. You've been buying gold, right?
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402. We've gotta save the boys.
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403. I'm prepared to defend myself.
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404. Hi, guys. I'm sorry I went bonkers.
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405. A catchy song made me realize that you were right.
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406. Can you ever forgive me?
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407. Of course!
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408. Friendship repaired.
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409. What's goin' on, Mabel girl?
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410. You said you had something you wanted to show us or some deal?
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411. Yep, this!
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412. Yo, dawg,
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413. Who is this big, round, bright fool?
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414. That, Chubby Z, is the sun!
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415. That fool's making my eyes burn straight painful!
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416. I'm gonna stare that fool down.
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417. Yo, yo, hold up. What this big green mess?
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418. That's nature, Deep Chris.
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419. Bratzman won't bother you anymore.
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420. You can do anything you want to do,
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421. Go anywhere you want to go. You're free!
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422. Fuh-ree?
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423. Free! You're free!
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424. It means you can skedaddle!
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425. Now, go! Go!
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426. Get out of here before I change my mind!
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427. Good-bye, girl
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428. They won't last a week.
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429. Women! They're the real mystery, Dip!
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430. You ruin your date,
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431. drop their hippie boyfriend's van into a ravine,
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432. And somehow you're the bad guy.
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433. No, it's my fault.
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434. I shouldn't have meddled in Wendy's personal life.
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435. She probably hates me now.
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436. Ah, chin up, kid. You were trying to do the right thing.
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437. Even though you destroyed her relationship and part of my car.
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438. You think she'll ever forgive me?
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439. I bet she will.
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440. And until then, you can always go bowling with me.
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441. Thanks, Grunkle Stan.
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442. Don't mention it, kid.
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443. Wait a second. Is something rooting through our trash?
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444. Get outta here!
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445. Darn beautiful men!
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446. Always eating out of my trash.
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447. Wait. What?
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448. Girl, you got me acting so cray cray
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449. cray cray
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450. You tell me that you won't be my baby
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451. We're non-threatening, girl. Yeah.
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452. Dang, girl.
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453. 2013.
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