1. Gravity Falls S01E15 The Deep EndCopy !req
2. Watch out, Gravity Falls,Copy !req
3. Because at 110 degreesCopy !req
4. we're looking at the hottest day of the summer!Copy !req
5. All in favor of doing nothing all day, say...Copy !req
6. I'm gonna throw this pig out of the house!Copy !req
7. You called my bluff, pig.Copy !req
8. On the bright side, pun very much intended,Copy !req
9. It's opening week at the Gravity Falls pool.Copy !req
10. Gravity Falls pool?Copy !req
11. - Today?
- Pun intended?Copy !req
12. Quick! To the car!Copy !req
13. Hey, kids, a little help here.Copy !req
14. All right, off to the pool.Copy !req
15. And remember to be on alert for random wildfires.Copy !req
16. Wait, what?Copy !req
17. He'll be fine.Copy !req
18. All right, who wants to do a cannonball?Copy !req
19. Cannonball!Copy !req
20. Ah, the pool.Copy !req
21. Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment.Copy !req
22. Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers.Copy !req
23. It's like the bus, but wet.Copy !req
24. Why would a sun need to wear sunglasses?Copy !req
25. It's best not to think about it.Copy !req
26. Whoa, whoa! Stop the presses!Copy !req
27. Who's that?Copy !req
28. Oh, yeah. Word is, dude never leaves the pool.Copy !req
29. People say he's a "Mysterious loner."Copy !req
30. Is it getting hot out here, or is it just that guy?Copy !req
31. It's the hottest day of the year, Mabel.Copy !req
32. Besides, can't you go for one weekCopy !req
33. without having a new crush on some random guy?Copy !req
34. Uh-uh.Copy !req
35. Look at his little moustache hairs!Copy !req
36. You are clearly enamored. Go to him.Copy !req
37. - Hey, come on!
- Watch it, kid!Copy !req
38. Oops, sorry!Copy !req
39. It's so beautiful!Copy !req
40. Eh, Mabel's all talk. You wanna know a secret?Copy !req
41. She's never even kissed a guy before.Copy !req
42. She always messes it up somehow.Copy !req
43. Oy, women!Copy !req
44. Hey, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
45. Wendy? Where's the lifeguard?Copy !req
46. I am the lifeguard.Copy !req
47. I make the rules, sucka! Boosh!Copy !req
48. Aah! She's attacking me with water!Copy !req
49. Wow. You work here?Copy !req
50. I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges.Copy !req
51. Plus, I get the best seat in the house.Copy !req
52. Yeah, you do!Copy !req
53. I've been laughing for too long.Copy !req
54. Dude, are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest?Copy !req
55. 'cause I think you're winning...Copy !req
56. Soos! Shh!Copy !req
57. So, hey, you wanna go chuck more water balloons at grunkle Stan?Copy !req
58. I'd love to, but I gotta spend the day doing tryouts.Copy !req
59. We're looking for a new assistant lifeguard.Copy !req
60. Hey!Copy !req
61. Hey...Copy !req
62. What if I was assistant lifeguard?Copy !req
63. That would be so much fun! You're totally in, dude!Copy !req
64. You just have to check in with my boss first, Mr. Poolcheck.Copy !req
65. Your boss?Copy !req
66. I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
67. Wow! Oh, my gosh, how crazy, bumping into you here,Copy !req
68. even though we don't know each other.Copy !req
69. How long have you been underwater?Copy !req
70. That doesn't matter!Copy !req
71. So, hey! My name's Mabel.Copy !req
72. Hola.Copy !req
73. Whoa! Are you Australian?Copy !req
74. I am charmed by your sense of humor...Copy !req
75. And your bold lack of water wings.Copy !req
76. You're so funny!Copy !req
77. And your hair is beautiful.Copy !req
78. No, no, it has silly tangles.Copy !req
79. Mind if I...Copy !req
80. Why, Mabel, you are so forward.Copy !req
81. This is it! He likes you!Copy !req
82. Go for it, Mabel! It's time!Copy !req
83. Ask him out on a date!Copy !req
84. So, hey, you wanna go dry off? Maybe hit the snack bar or...Copy !req
85. I... I'm afraid I cannot.Copy !req
86. For I have a terrible secret!Copy !req
87. I must go.Copy !req
88. I'm upset.Copy !req
89. Yet, intrigued.Copy !req
90. And that is why I think I'd make a good lifeguard assistant.Copy !req
91. Spf 100? Good. I like you.Copy !req
92. But this isn't an easy job. It's anarchy out there.Copy !req
93. I think I can handle it.Copy !req
94. Can you handle this?Copy !req
95. I lost my hand to a pool filter!Copy !req
96. The pool may seem friendly,Copy !req
97. But she can turn on you in an instant!Copy !req
98. Which is why you must respect her rules!Copy !req
99. Do you think you have what it takes, boy? Do you?Copy !req
100. Sure. I guess.Copy !req
101. Welcome to the deep end, son.Copy !req
102. Well, thanks. I...Copy !req
103. Yep, oh, this is happening.Copy !req
104. There she is, Soos.Copy !req
105. Equidistant from the snack bar and the bathroom,Copy !req
106. Just the right amount of sun and shade.Copy !req
107. and pointed away from where old man Mcgucket lotions himself.Copy !req
108. The perfect lawn chair.Copy !req
109. The legends that you told me in the car were true.Copy !req
110. I just can't believe it wasn't already taken!Copy !req
111. And now to sit on it, thereby claiming it as my own.Copy !req
112. What?Copy !req
113. Why, hello, Stanford.Copy !req
114. Gideon! Get out of my chair, kid!Copy !req
115. Oh, my, was this your chair? I had no idea.Copy !req
116. Yes, I did, Stan. I knew.Copy !req
117. Move it, you little troll!Copy !req
118. First come, first serve!Copy !req
119. I'll first serve you!Copy !req
120. Come on, Wendy!Copy !req
121. You can't do this to an old man!Copy !req
122. Sorry, Stan. It's not up to me.Copy !req
123. Actually, it is.Copy !req
124. Hey, Wendy. I got this job!Copy !req
125. Sweet! Wanna go abuse our power?Copy !req
126. But what if poolcheck catches us?Copy !req
127. He seems emotionally unstable.Copy !req
128. Nah, don't worry, man.Copy !req
129. You just gotta be sneaky about your rule-breaking.Copy !req
130. Race you to the no running sign!Copy !req
131. How long you in for?Copy !req
132. Two hours, for roughhousing.Copy !req
133. But I'm innocent!Copy !req
134. Pool jail ain't so bad...Copy !req
135. As long as you don't wind up in solitary.Copy !req
136. It's the nights that are the hardest.Copy !req
137. Hey, there!Copy !req
138. I brought you a sandwich.Copy !req
139. It's sort of wet, but it's still good. Blop.Copy !req
140. I like sharing things... sandwiches, secrets...Copy !req
141. Share your secret, beautiful stranger.Copy !req
142. That wet sandwich does look delicious.Copy !req
143. Oh, very well.Copy !req
144. But you must never tell another living soul my terrible secret.Copy !req
145. You have to stay away from me because I am...Copy !req
146. A merman.Copy !req
147. Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
148. I thought you were gonna say you had a girlfriend.Copy !req
149. A merman! Ha!Copy !req
150. I should have known from your strange foreign fish language.Copy !req
151. It is spanish.Copy !req
152. Your voice is so deep and masculine. How old are you?Copy !req
153. I am 12 years old.Copy !req
154. Merman's voices change when we are, like, three.Copy !req
155. So what's your name?Copy !req
156. There are some who call me...Copy !req
157. Mermando.Copy !req
158. This is because Mermando is my name.Copy !req
159. But I don't understand, Mermando.Copy !req
160. What's a guy like you doing in a public pool?Copy !req
161. It is a tragic story, Mabel.Copy !req
162. I was swimming with my friends, the mighty dolphins,Copy !req
163. In the gulf of mexico, when I was ensnared!Copy !req
164. Earl, did we just catch ourselvesCopy !req
165. some kind of beautiful man-fish?Copy !req
166. Let's feast on his flesh!Copy !req
167. The cargo was headed for gravity falls.Copy !req
168. Using all my strength, I tried to escape back home,Copy !req
169. but it was not to be.Copy !req
170. I would have died of dehydration,Copy !req
171. were it not for the kindness of the forest animals.Copy !req
172. Continue licking! Oh!Copy !req
173. But now that you know what I am,Copy !req
174. you must be seriously weirded out.Copy !req
175. What? I don't care that you're a merman!Copy !req
176. You're, like, the coolest guy I've ever met.Copy !req
177. And you can play at least one chord on the guitar.Copy !req
178. Oh, Mabel. I have never met another human like you.Copy !req
179. Would you care to join me in a game of the marco polo?Copy !req
180. Oh, yes, Mermando! Yes!Copy !req
181. You're covering my gills. I cannot breathe.Copy !req
182. Weird.Copy !req
183. Ooh! My cheeks are baby soft!Copy !req
184. Look at him, that smug chair-stealing jerk!Copy !req
185. But I can't touch him,Copy !req
186. or the pool patrol will throw me in pool jail.Copy !req
187. Yes. Yes! Burn the child!Copy !req
188. Aah! My eyes!Copy !req
189. Deal with it.Copy !req
190. Soos.Copy !req
191. Inflatable duck guy? Is that you?Copy !req
192. Yes, Soos. I can talk.Copy !req
193. Oh, my gosh, I knew you guys were secretly alive. I knew it!Copy !req
194. Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!Copy !req
195. My people have been enslaved, Soos. You must free us.Copy !req
196. The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand.Copy !req
197. Pools closing! Clear out, everyone!Copy !req
198. - Poolcheck! - Hide!Copy !req
199. Out! Do not touch!Copy !req
200. Assistant lifeguard!Copy !req
201. Have a good night, son. Lock up the supplies for me.Copy !req
202. The pool, she closes.Copy !req
203. Can I see you tonight?Copy !req
204. Sure. Where? Wanna go for a walk?Copy !req
205. Merman. I am a merman.Copy !req
206. Oh, right. Then I'll be back tonight.Copy !req
207. Look, here's a scrapbook of human stuff.Copy !req
208. Here's me standing with my legs,Copy !req
209. And here I am kicking Dipper in his legs.Copy !req
210. He couldn't move his legs after that.Copy !req
211. Can you imagine, not having legs!Copy !req
212. Let's skip this part.Copy !req
213. And here's my whole family kickboxing!Copy !req
214. What's wrong?Copy !req
215. I, too, used to have a family once,Copy !req
216. Back in the ocean.Copy !req
217. How I miss them.Copy !req
218. Mermando, why don't you just leave the pool?Copy !req
219. I tried only once.Copy !req
220. But escaping this pool required a planCopy !req
221. that was bold and daring.Copy !req
222. And then the wolves came.Copy !req
223. No, I am glad that I am here, because I met you.Copy !req
224. This is it, Mabel.Copy !req
225. First kiss moment, here we come.Copy !req
226. Just go for it!Copy !req
227. What are you doing with your mouth?Copy !req
228. Me? Nothing! This? I was just eating some sour candy.Copy !req
229. So my lips were doing that 'cause the candy was so sour.Copy !req
230. Can I have some candy?Copy !req
231. No.Copy !req
232. What the...Copy !req
233. - I'm scared!
- Me, too!Copy !req
234. One hundred points!Copy !req
235. Dude, with this job,Copy !req
236. You and me are gonna be having fun all summer!Copy !req
237. All summer?Copy !req
238. Pines, here, now!Copy !req
239. You gave me your word that youCopy !req
240. would respect the sacred rules of this municipal pool!Copy !req
241. Mr. Poolcheck, are you crying?Copy !req
242. That's not important right now!Copy !req
243. You are on thin ice, boy. You wanna keep this job?Copy !req
244. Well, some maniac broke into the supply closet last nightCopy !req
245. And destroyed our one and only pool skimmer!Copy !req
246. I want you on a stake out.Copy !req
247. If one more supply gets taken, you're fired!Copy !req
248. I won't let you down!Copy !req
249. Mermando, get ready! I'm gonna bring the heat!Copy !req
250. Mermando, are you okay?Copy !req
251. Oh, it's your family, isn't it? Are you thinking about them?Copy !req
252. Mermando, enough is enough!Copy !req
253. I care about you too much to see you like this.Copy !req
254. We're gonna bust you out of here and get you back to your family.Copy !req
255. But, Mabel, escape is impossible!Copy !req
256. We're breaking you out of here tonight!Copy !req
257. Whoops! Sorry about that. Water.Copy !req
258. All right, Dipper, here's the plan.Copy !req
259. Catch the trespasser, protect the supplies,Copy !req
260. Keep job at pool, and eventually marry Wendy.Copy !req
261. Freeze!Copy !req
262. Grunkle Stan?Copy !req
263. I, uh, I'm sleepwalking.Copy !req
264. Also, now I'm sleep-talking.Copy !req
265. Nice hat, by the way.Copy !req
266. You! You're the one destroying pool supplies!Copy !req
267. What? No! My crime is a lot better than that.Copy !req
268. I'm gonna get that seat,Copy !req
269. and be ready in the morning when Gideon comes.Copy !req
270. Then maybe I'll destroy some pool supplies. Night's still young.Copy !req
271. Sheesh, all right, I'm going!Copy !req
272. Hey!Copy !req
273. Mabel!Copy !req
274. Are you ready to see your family?Copy !req
275. Yes, but how can I, a merman, possibly escape?Copy !req
276. Okay, my original plan was to tape together a bunch fish sticksCopy !req
277. to make you a prosthetic pair of people legs.Copy !req
278. Intriguing.Copy !req
279. But then I realized thatCopy !req
280. I could just transport you in this cooler.Copy !req
281. Hey! Who's there!Copy !req
282. Quick! Hide me! My kind must not be seen!Copy !req
283. Mabel? Is there anyone not breaking into the pool tonight?Copy !req
284. What, is Soos here too?Copy !req
285. I'm okay.Copy !req
286. Go home, Soos.Copy !req
287. You got it.Copy !req
288. So, why are you here?Copy !req
289. Uh, no reason.Copy !req
290. Did that cooler just clear its throat?Copy !req
291. Don't be silly. There certainly isn'tCopy !req
292. a merman in there, if that's what you're implying.Copy !req
293. Who said anything about a merman?Copy !req
294. Mabel, I don't have time for your games.Copy !req
295. If you don't give me those supplies,Copy !req
296. I'll lose the coolest job ever!Copy !req
297. I understand.Copy !req
298. Hey, look! Wendy in a bikini!Copy !req
299. Really? At night?Copy !req
300. Sorry, Dipper!Copy !req
301. Mabel!Copy !req
302. Go, Mabel, go!Copy !req
303. We can't all be saved.Copy !req
304. I'm gonna get you home!Copy !req
305. Hand over the pool supplies in the name of pool law!Copy !req
306. Pool law is dumb! And so is your hat!Copy !req
307. Look! Gravity Falls lake!Copy !req
308. The coast is clear.Copy !req
309. Now all I have to do is wait here 15 hoursCopy !req
310. Until the pool opens.Copy !req
311. This was a good plan.Copy !req
312. I think someone just sped by.Copy !req
313. Probably just a dream.Copy !req
314. With you, every day is a dream.Copy !req
315. I cannot breathe!Copy !req
316. You must hurry!Copy !req
317. I'm okay.Copy !req
318. All right, the jig is up! Hand over that cooler!Copy !req
319. Never!Copy !req
320. Why not? Why do you even need it?Copy !req
321. I needed the cooler to save my new friendCopy !req
322. because he needs to go home and he's really nice.Copy !req
323. And we combed each others' hair.Copy !req
324. And he needs to be in the cooler because he breathes waterCopy !req
325. because he's a merman!Copy !req
326. Hola.Copy !req
327. Whoa! Way to bury the lead, Mabel.Copy !req
328. Dipper, Mermando the merman. He's a merman.Copy !req
329. Nice to meet you! Also, I think I am dying.Copy !req
330. Water!Copy !req
331. Agua! Yo necesito!Copy !req
332. Oh, no! Mermando!Copy !req
333. Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!Copy !req
334. Mermen don't breathe air!Copy !req
335. Then give him reverse CPR! Doi!Copy !req
336. I hate this!Copy !req
337. I hate this!Copy !req
338. Blackmail!Copy !req
339. Thank you for saving me,Copy !req
340. But why didn't you just roll me into the lake?Copy !req
341. I am weak from coughing.Copy !req
342. How will I get my family to hear my callCopy !req
343. From the mighty depths of the ocean?Copy !req
344. I've got it. B.R.B.Copy !req
345. Problem solved!Copy !req
346. Mabel, those are pool supplies. I'll get fired!Copy !req
347. Dipper! Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone,Copy !req
348. Even though you know inCopy !req
349. your heart that it'll probably never work out?Copy !req
350. But you'd do anything for that person?Copy !req
351. Give Mermando the megaphone.Copy !req
352. Thanks, Dip.Copy !req
353. Mabel, I have never met anyone like you.Copy !req
354. Same here.Copy !req
355. Except for a zombie, a gnome, and a couple of cute vampires.Copy !req
356. I don't remember the vampires.Copy !req
357. I don't tell you everything.Copy !req
358. Well, Mermando, I guess this is it.Copy !req
359. Not quite. This is!Copy !req
360. Whoa! Okay, that's gross. Ugh.Copy !req
361. That was my first kiss!Copy !req
362. Hey, it was also kind of your first kiss too, huh? Huh?Copy !req
363. Please don't involve me in this.Copy !req
364. Goodbye, Mermando.Copy !req
365. Goodbye, Mabel.Copy !req
366. You did the right thing, Dipper.Copy !req
367. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
368. Oh, wait, wait! One last thing!Copy !req
369. Yes!Copy !req
370. I've always wanted to do that.Copy !req
371. A wrecked fence, dents in the pool mobile,Copy !req
372. And a missing megaphone?Copy !req
373. Who is responsible for this?Copy !req
374. It's my fault, sir. I'm sorry. I got in too deep.Copy !req
375. Hand over the whistle, boy!Copy !req
376. If one more thing goes wrong today...Copy !req
377. You're free now! Free!Copy !req
378. Inflatable ducks unite!Copy !req
379. You!Copy !req
380. Git 'em! Git 'em!Copy !req
381. Hey, doofus, you'll never guess what happened.Copy !req
382. I just got fired.Copy !req
383. - What? Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. I guess Poolcheck found out I was taking too many snacks.Copy !req
385. How many?Copy !req
386. Hey, wanna go break rules somewhere else?Copy !req
387. Of course!Copy !req
388. "Dear Mabel, I am home with my family,Copy !req
389. And I am very happy..."Copy !req
390. Our first kiss will always hold a place in my heart.Copy !req
391. Technically hearts...Copy !req
392. As a merman I have, like, 17 hearts.Copy !req
393. Horrifying but true!Copy !req
394. More bottles on the way!Copy !req
395. Stanford!Copy !req
396. Well, guess you've won. Put 'er there.Copy !req
397. Hey! What the...Copy !req
398. Unless perhaps I predicted your plan,Copy !req
399. And coated the entire chair with glue last night!Copy !req
400. Enjoy your chair... forever.Copy !req
401. Kids, get the spatulas! Kids!Copy !req