1. Gravity Falls S01E15 The Deep End
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2. Watch out, Gravity Falls,
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3. Because at 110 degrees
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4. we're looking at the hottest day of the summer!
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5. All in favor of doing nothing all day, say...
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6. I'm gonna throw this pig out of the house!
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7. You called my bluff, pig.
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8. On the bright side, pun very much intended,
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9. It's opening week at the Gravity Falls pool.
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10. Gravity Falls pool?
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11. - Today?
- Pun intended?
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12. Quick! To the car!
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13. Hey, kids, a little help here.
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14. All right, off to the pool.
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15. And remember to be on alert for random wildfires.
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16. Wait, what?
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17. He'll be fine.
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18. All right, who wants to do a cannonball?
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19. Cannonball!
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20. Ah, the pool.
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21. Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment.
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22. Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers.
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23. It's like the bus, but wet.
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24. Why would a sun need to wear sunglasses?
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25. It's best not to think about it.
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26. Whoa, whoa! Stop the presses!
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27. Who's that?
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28. Oh, yeah. Word is, dude never leaves the pool.
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29. People say he's a "Mysterious loner."
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30. Is it getting hot out here, or is it just that guy?
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31. It's the hottest day of the year, Mabel.
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32. Besides, can't you go for one week
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33. without having a new crush on some random guy?
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34. Uh-uh.
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35. Look at his little moustache hairs!
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36. You are clearly enamored. Go to him.
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37. - Hey, come on!
- Watch it, kid!
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38. Oops, sorry!
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39. It's so beautiful!
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40. Eh, Mabel's all talk. You wanna know a secret?
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41. She's never even kissed a guy before.
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42. She always messes it up somehow.
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43. Oy, women!
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44. Hey, Mr. Pines.
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45. Wendy? Where's the lifeguard?
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46. I am the lifeguard.
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47. I make the rules, sucka! Boosh!
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48. Aah! She's attacking me with water!
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49. Wow. You work here?
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50. I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges.
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51. Plus, I get the best seat in the house.
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52. Yeah, you do!
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53. I've been laughing for too long.
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54. Dude, are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest?
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55. 'cause I think you're winning...
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56. Soos! Shh!
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57. So, hey, you wanna go chuck more water balloons at grunkle Stan?
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58. I'd love to, but I gotta spend the day doing tryouts.
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59. We're looking for a new assistant lifeguard.
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60. Hey!
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61. Hey...
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62. What if I was assistant lifeguard?
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63. That would be so much fun! You're totally in, dude!
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64. You just have to check in with my boss first, Mr. Poolcheck.
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65. Your boss?
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66. I'm gonna get you!
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67. Wow! Oh, my gosh, how crazy, bumping into you here,
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68. even though we don't know each other.
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69. How long have you been underwater?
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70. That doesn't matter!
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71. So, hey! My name's Mabel.
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72. Hola.
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73. Whoa! Are you Australian?
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74. I am charmed by your sense of humor...
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75. And your bold lack of water wings.
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76. You're so funny!
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77. And your hair is beautiful.
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78. No, no, it has silly tangles.
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79. Mind if I...
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80. Why, Mabel, you are so forward.
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81. This is it! He likes you!
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82. Go for it, Mabel! It's time!
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83. Ask him out on a date!
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84. So, hey, you wanna go dry off? Maybe hit the snack bar or...
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85. I... I'm afraid I cannot.
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86. For I have a terrible secret!
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87. I must go.
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88. I'm upset.
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89. Yet, intrigued.
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90. And that is why I think I'd make a good lifeguard assistant.
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91. Spf 100? Good. I like you.
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92. But this isn't an easy job. It's anarchy out there.
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93. I think I can handle it.
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94. Can you handle this?
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95. I lost my hand to a pool filter!
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96. The pool may seem friendly,
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97. But she can turn on you in an instant!
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98. Which is why you must respect her rules!
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99. Do you think you have what it takes, boy? Do you?
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100. Sure. I guess.
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101. Welcome to the deep end, son.
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102. Well, thanks. I...
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103. Yep, oh, this is happening.
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104. There she is, Soos.
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105. Equidistant from the snack bar and the bathroom,
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106. Just the right amount of sun and shade.
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107. and pointed away from where old man Mcgucket lotions himself.
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108. The perfect lawn chair.
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109. The legends that you told me in the car were true.
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110. I just can't believe it wasn't already taken!
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111. And now to sit on it, thereby claiming it as my own.
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112. What?
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113. Why, hello, Stanford.
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114. Gideon! Get out of my chair, kid!
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115. Oh, my, was this your chair? I had no idea.
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116. Yes, I did, Stan. I knew.
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117. Move it, you little troll!
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118. First come, first serve!
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119. I'll first serve you!
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120. Come on, Wendy!
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121. You can't do this to an old man!
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122. Sorry, Stan. It's not up to me.
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123. Actually, it is.
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124. Hey, Wendy. I got this job!
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125. Sweet! Wanna go abuse our power?
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126. But what if poolcheck catches us?
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127. He seems emotionally unstable.
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128. Nah, don't worry, man.
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129. You just gotta be sneaky about your rule-breaking.
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130. Race you to the no running sign!
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131. How long you in for?
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132. Two hours, for roughhousing.
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133. But I'm innocent!
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134. Pool jail ain't so bad...
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135. As long as you don't wind up in solitary.
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136. It's the nights that are the hardest.
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137. Hey, there!
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138. I brought you a sandwich.
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139. It's sort of wet, but it's still good. Blop.
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140. I like sharing things... sandwiches, secrets...
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141. Share your secret, beautiful stranger.
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142. That wet sandwich does look delicious.
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143. Oh, very well.
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144. But you must never tell another living soul my terrible secret.
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145. You have to stay away from me because I am...
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146. A merman.
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147. Oh, thank goodness.
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148. I thought you were gonna say you had a girlfriend.
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149. A merman! Ha!
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150. I should have known from your strange foreign fish language.
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151. It is spanish.
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152. Your voice is so deep and masculine. How old are you?
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153. I am 12 years old.
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154. Merman's voices change when we are, like, three.
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155. So what's your name?
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156. There are some who call me...
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157. Mermando.
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158. This is because Mermando is my name.
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159. But I don't understand, Mermando.
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160. What's a guy like you doing in a public pool?
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161. It is a tragic story, Mabel.
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162. I was swimming with my friends, the mighty dolphins,
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163. In the gulf of mexico, when I was ensnared!
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164. Earl, did we just catch ourselves
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165. some kind of beautiful man-fish?
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166. Let's feast on his flesh!
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167. The cargo was headed for gravity falls.
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168. Using all my strength, I tried to escape back home,
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169. but it was not to be.
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170. I would have died of dehydration,
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171. were it not for the kindness of the forest animals.
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172. Continue licking! Oh!
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173. But now that you know what I am,
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174. you must be seriously weirded out.
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175. What? I don't care that you're a merman!
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176. You're, like, the coolest guy I've ever met.
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177. And you can play at least one chord on the guitar.
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178. Oh, Mabel. I have never met another human like you.
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179. Would you care to join me in a game of the marco polo?
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180. Oh, yes, Mermando! Yes!
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181. You're covering my gills. I cannot breathe.
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182. Weird.
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183. Ooh! My cheeks are baby soft!
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184. Look at him, that smug chair-stealing jerk!
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185. But I can't touch him,
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186. or the pool patrol will throw me in pool jail.
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187. Yes. Yes! Burn the child!
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188. Aah! My eyes!
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189. Deal with it.
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190. Soos.
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191. Inflatable duck guy? Is that you?
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192. Yes, Soos. I can talk.
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193. Oh, my gosh, I knew you guys were secretly alive. I knew it!
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194. Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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195. My people have been enslaved, Soos. You must free us.
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196. The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand.
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197. Pools closing! Clear out, everyone!
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198. - Poolcheck! - Hide!
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199. Out! Do not touch!
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200. Assistant lifeguard!
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201. Have a good night, son. Lock up the supplies for me.
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202. The pool, she closes.
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203. Can I see you tonight?
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204. Sure. Where? Wanna go for a walk?
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205. Merman. I am a merman.
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206. Oh, right. Then I'll be back tonight.
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207. Look, here's a scrapbook of human stuff.
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208. Here's me standing with my legs,
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209. And here I am kicking Dipper in his legs.
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210. He couldn't move his legs after that.
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211. Can you imagine, not having legs!
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212. Let's skip this part.
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213. And here's my whole family kickboxing!
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214. What's wrong?
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215. I, too, used to have a family once,
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216. Back in the ocean.
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217. How I miss them.
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218. Mermando, why don't you just leave the pool?
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219. I tried only once.
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220. But escaping this pool required a plan
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221. that was bold and daring.
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222. And then the wolves came.
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223. No, I am glad that I am here, because I met you.
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224. This is it, Mabel.
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225. First kiss moment, here we come.
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226. Just go for it!
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227. What are you doing with your mouth?
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228. Me? Nothing! This? I was just eating some sour candy.
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229. So my lips were doing that 'cause the candy was so sour.
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230. Can I have some candy?
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231. No.
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232. What the...
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233. - I'm scared!
- Me, too!
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234. One hundred points!
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235. Dude, with this job,
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236. You and me are gonna be having fun all summer!
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237. All summer?
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238. Pines, here, now!
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239. You gave me your word that you
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240. would respect the sacred rules of this municipal pool!
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241. Mr. Poolcheck, are you crying?
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242. That's not important right now!
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243. You are on thin ice, boy. You wanna keep this job?
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244. Well, some maniac broke into the supply closet last night
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245. And destroyed our one and only pool skimmer!
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246. I want you on a stake out.
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247. If one more supply gets taken, you're fired!
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248. I won't let you down!
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249. Mermando, get ready! I'm gonna bring the heat!
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250. Mermando, are you okay?
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251. Oh, it's your family, isn't it? Are you thinking about them?
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252. Mermando, enough is enough!
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253. I care about you too much to see you like this.
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254. We're gonna bust you out of here and get you back to your family.
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255. But, Mabel, escape is impossible!
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256. We're breaking you out of here tonight!
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257. Whoops! Sorry about that. Water.
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258. All right, Dipper, here's the plan.
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259. Catch the trespasser, protect the supplies,
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260. Keep job at pool, and eventually marry Wendy.
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261. Freeze!
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262. Grunkle Stan?
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263. I, uh, I'm sleepwalking.
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264. Also, now I'm sleep-talking.
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265. Nice hat, by the way.
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266. You! You're the one destroying pool supplies!
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267. What? No! My crime is a lot better than that.
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268. I'm gonna get that seat,
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269. and be ready in the morning when Gideon comes.
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270. Then maybe I'll destroy some pool supplies. Night's still young.
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271. Sheesh, all right, I'm going!
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272. Hey!
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273. Mabel!
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274. Are you ready to see your family?
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275. Yes, but how can I, a merman, possibly escape?
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276. Okay, my original plan was to tape together a bunch fish sticks
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277. to make you a prosthetic pair of people legs.
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278. Intriguing.
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279. But then I realized that
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280. I could just transport you in this cooler.
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281. Hey! Who's there!
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282. Quick! Hide me! My kind must not be seen!
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283. Mabel? Is there anyone not breaking into the pool tonight?
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284. What, is Soos here too?
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285. I'm okay.
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286. Go home, Soos.
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287. You got it.
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288. So, why are you here?
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289. Uh, no reason.
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290. Did that cooler just clear its throat?
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291. Don't be silly. There certainly isn't
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292. a merman in there, if that's what you're implying.
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293. Who said anything about a merman?
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294. Mabel, I don't have time for your games.
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295. If you don't give me those supplies,
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296. I'll lose the coolest job ever!
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297. I understand.
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298. Hey, look! Wendy in a bikini!
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299. Really? At night?
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300. Sorry, Dipper!
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301. Mabel!
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302. Go, Mabel, go!
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303. We can't all be saved.
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304. I'm gonna get you home!
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305. Hand over the pool supplies in the name of pool law!
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306. Pool law is dumb! And so is your hat!
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307. Look! Gravity Falls lake!
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308. The coast is clear.
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309. Now all I have to do is wait here 15 hours
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310. Until the pool opens.
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311. This was a good plan.
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312. I think someone just sped by.
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313. Probably just a dream.
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314. With you, every day is a dream.
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315. I cannot breathe!
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316. You must hurry!
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317. I'm okay.
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318. All right, the jig is up! Hand over that cooler!
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319. Never!
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320. Why not? Why do you even need it?
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321. I needed the cooler to save my new friend
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322. because he needs to go home and he's really nice.
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323. And we combed each others' hair.
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324. And he needs to be in the cooler because he breathes water
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325. because he's a merman!
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326. Hola.
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327. Whoa! Way to bury the lead, Mabel.
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328. Dipper, Mermando the merman. He's a merman.
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329. Nice to meet you! Also, I think I am dying.
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330. Water!
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331. Agua! Yo necesito!
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332. Oh, no! Mermando!
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333. Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!
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334. Mermen don't breathe air!
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335. Then give him reverse CPR! Doi!
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336. I hate this!
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337. I hate this!
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338. Blackmail!
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339. Thank you for saving me,
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340. But why didn't you just roll me into the lake?
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341. I am weak from coughing.
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342. How will I get my family to hear my call
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343. From the mighty depths of the ocean?
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344. I've got it. B.R.B.
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345. Problem solved!
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346. Mabel, those are pool supplies. I'll get fired!
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347. Dipper! Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone,
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348. Even though you know in
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349. your heart that it'll probably never work out?
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350. But you'd do anything for that person?
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351. Give Mermando the megaphone.
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352. Thanks, Dip.
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353. Mabel, I have never met anyone like you.
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354. Same here.
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355. Except for a zombie, a gnome, and a couple of cute vampires.
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356. I don't remember the vampires.
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357. I don't tell you everything.
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358. Well, Mermando, I guess this is it.
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359. Not quite. This is!
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360. Whoa! Okay, that's gross. Ugh.
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361. That was my first kiss!
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362. Hey, it was also kind of your first kiss too, huh? Huh?
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363. Please don't involve me in this.
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364. Goodbye, Mermando.
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365. Goodbye, Mabel.
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366. You did the right thing, Dipper.
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367. Yeah, yeah.
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368. Oh, wait, wait! One last thing!
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369. Yes!
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370. I've always wanted to do that.
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371. A wrecked fence, dents in the pool mobile,
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372. And a missing megaphone?
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373. Who is responsible for this?
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374. It's my fault, sir. I'm sorry. I got in too deep.
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375. Hand over the whistle, boy!
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376. If one more thing goes wrong today...
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377. You're free now! Free!
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378. Inflatable ducks unite!
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379. You!
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380. Git 'em! Git 'em!
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381. Hey, doofus, you'll never guess what happened.
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382. I just got fired.
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383. - What? Really?
- Yeah.
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384. I guess Poolcheck found out I was taking too many snacks.
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385. How many?
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386. Hey, wanna go break rules somewhere else?
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387. Of course!
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388. "Dear Mabel, I am home with my family,
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389. And I am very happy..."
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390. Our first kiss will always hold a place in my heart.
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391. Technically hearts...
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392. As a merman I have, like, 17 hearts.
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393. Horrifying but true!
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394. More bottles on the way!
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395. Stanford!
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396. Well, guess you've won. Put 'er there.
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397. Hey! What the...
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398. Unless perhaps I predicted your plan,
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399. And coated the entire chair with glue last night!
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400. Enjoy your chair... forever.
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401. Kids, get the spatulas! Kids!
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