1. Here we are.
The Summerween Superstore.Copy !req
2. - Wait. Summer what?
- Summerween!Copy !req
3. The people of this town
love Halloween so much,Copy !req
4. they celebrate it twice a year.Copy !req
5. And wouldn't you know it, it's today!Copy !req
6. Do you always carry that calendar
in your pocket?Copy !req
7. - Yes.
- Summerween?Copy !req
8. Something about this feels unnatural.Copy !req
9. There's free candy.Copy !req
10. To the costume aisle!Copy !req
11. I'd lend you a hand,
but I don't seem to have any!Copy !req
12. This guy tells it like it is.Copy !req
13. Sir? Could please stop pushing that?Copy !req
14. Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious
and you got yourself a deal.Copy !req
15. When the children
come to my door tonight,Copy !req
16. they're gonna run away screaming
from Stan Pines, Master of Fright!Copy !req
17. Boo!Copy !req
18. Oh!Copy !req
19. Uh-oh. I think this one's leaking!Copy !req
20. Have the police come and eject
the Pines family from the store.Copy !req
21. Not today!Copy !req
22. My eyes!Copy !req
23. You paid for this stuff, right?Copy !req
24. Of course!Copy !req
25. I hate Summerween.Copy !req
26. Let's move!Copy !req
27. I am so excited!Copy !req
28. We're gonna have the best costumes,
get the most candy...Copy !req
29. And have the biggest
stomach aches ever!Copy !req
30. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
31. Dude, I've never seen you guys
so pumped!Copy !req
32. Well, back at home,Copy !req
33. me and Dipper were kind of the kings
of trick-or-treating.Copy !req
34. Twins in costumes, the people eat it up.Copy !req
35. Well, you dudes
better be careful out there.Copy !req
36. It's a night of ghouls and goblins.Copy !req
37. Not to mention...
The Summerween Trickster!Copy !req
38. The Summer what, what-what?Copy !req
39. The trickster goes door to door,
so the legend goes,Copy !req
40. eating children
who lack the Summerween spirit.Copy !req
41. Well, you don't have to worry about us.
We've got spirit to go around.Copy !req
42. Oh, what is this stuff?
I've never even heard of these brands.Copy !req
43. Sand Pop? Gummy Chairs?
Mr. Adequate-Bar?Copy !req
44. This is all cheap-0 loser candy!Copy !req
45. Quiet your discontent, children,
lest the Trickster overhear.Copy !req
46. Your cape is caught in your fly, Soos.Copy !req
47. Touche.Copy !req
48. Goodbye, loser candy.Copy !req
49. Trick or treaters! Quick!
Give them that terrible candy!Copy !req
50. Happy Summerw...Copy !req
51. - 'Sup, squirt?
- Hey, Dipper!Copy !req
52. Wendy! Ha-ha-ha. Ow.Copy !req
53. What's up, guys?Copy !req
54. Ugh. I left my jacket here, again.Copy !req
55. Hey, what's with the candy?Copy !req
56. You going
trick-or-treating or something?Copy !req
57. Well, actually, I... uh...Copy !req
58. Shut up, Robbie, of course he's
not going trick-or-treating.Copy !req
59. No, yeah. Uh...Copy !req
60. Trick-or-treating is for babies! I guess...Copy !req
61. You should come to this party with us.Copy !req
62. Tambry's parents are out of town
and it's gonna be off the chain.Copy !req
63. Not surprised you didn't hear about it.Copy !req
64. Hey, guys, wait!
Maybe I'll see you at the party!Copy !req
65. If you're not too busy playing dress-up.Copy !req
66. It's at 9:00! Don't forget!Copy !req
67. What am I gonna tell Mabel?Copy !req
68. Grunkle Stan,
these are my best friends,Copy !req
69. Candy and Grenda!Copy !req
70. I am so sweet I could eat myself.Copy !req
71. Hello, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
72. You got a cold, honey?Copy !req
73. Something wrong with your voice there?Copy !req
74. What do you mean?
Why would you say that?Copy !req
75. Is Waddles coming with us?Copy !req
76. I wish he could, but he's got some
very important meetings to attend.Copy !req
77. File these documents under "I,"
for "I have a curly tail!”Copy !req
78. What about your brother?Copy !req
79. Oh, man, guys, just wait
until you see Dipper's costume!Copy !req
80. It's amazing! Here he comes now!Copy !req
81. That is a very good Dipper costume.Copy !req
82. What the hey-hey, bro-bro?
Where's your costume?Copy !req
83. Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.
I'm, uh, really sick!Copy !req
84. Must have been that bad candy.
You go on without me.Copy !req
85. Fight through it, man!
Where's your Summerween spirit?Copy !req
86. Trick or treat!Copy !req
87. Dude. Really?
You're a little old for this, man. Sorry.Copy !req
88. But wait, I...Copy !req
89. Why'd you close the door?Copy !req
90. I told you, Mabel.Copy !req
91. I'm just not feeling it tonight.Copy !req
92. I think a little trick-or-treating
will make you feel better.Copy !req
93. I'm not trick-or-treating!Copy !req
94. Look, man, just go to another house!Copy !req
95. Dipper!
Where's your Summerween hospitality?Copy !req
96. - I'm not getting that.
- Well, I am!Copy !req
97. I apologize for my brother.Copy !req
98. He came down
with a case of the grumpy-grumps.Copy !req
99. Silence! You have insulted me!Copy !req
100. And for this you must pay,
with your lives!Copy !req
101. Oh! What a cute little mask!
You're a funny guy, aren't you?Copy !req
102. Funny, am I?Copy !req
103. Trick or treat! My name is Gorney!Copy !req
104. Ahhh!Copy !req
105. Remember me!Copy !req
106. Gorney!Copy !req
107. There's only one way
for you to avoid his fate.Copy !req
108. I need a treat.Copy !req
109. If you can collect 500 pieces of candyCopy !req
110. and bring it to me before the last
jack-o'-melon goes out,Copy !req
111. I will let you live.Copy !req
112. 500 treats in one night?
That's impossible!Copy !req
113. The choice is yours, children.Copy !req
114. You must trick or treat...Copy !req
115. Or die!Copy !req
116. Oh, my Gosh, Mabel,
do you know what this means?Copy !req
117. I do.Copy !req
118. It means you have to come
trick-or-treating! Yay!Copy !req
119. Who was that guy?Copy !req
120. It's the legend Soos told us about!
It's true!Copy !req
121. What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
122. What's going on out here, dudes?
I heard a ruckus.Copy !req
123. - That's a funny word, ruckus.
- Soos!Copy !req
124. A monster is making us trick or treat,
or else he's gonna eat us!Copy !req
125. I got a picture...Copy !req
126. The Summerween Trickster!
Oh, man, dude!Copy !req
127. You guys are in crazy bonkers trouble!Copy !req
128. How are we gonna get
that much candy in one night?Copy !req
129. There's no way!Copy !req
130. Listen up, people!Copy !req
131. Now, some might sayCopy !req
132. that being cursed by a bloodthirsty
holiday monster is a bad thing.Copy !req
133. I wet myself.Copy !req
134. But that monster messed
with the wrong crew!Copy !req
135. With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength,Copy !req
136. Dipper's brains, and Soos here,Copy !req
137. we'll get 500 pieces of candy,
and have fun doing it, too!Copy !req
138. Even if it takes all night!Copy !req
139. - Yeah! Awesome!
- Trick or treat! Trick or treat!Copy !req
140. To the streets!Copy !req
141. All night? But I'm sick, remember?Copy !req
142. Dipper, what's worse?Copy !req
143. Getting eaten by a horrifying monster
or going trick-or-treating with us!Copy !req
144. - Well...
- Come on!Copy !req
145. Ahhh!Copy !req
146. Ah. Summerween.Copy !req
147. Those kids aren't gonna
know what hit 'em!Copy !req
148. Trick or treat!Copy !req
149. What can I do for... Oh, no! No!Copy !req
150. Huh?Copy !req
151. Can we have candy now?Copy !req
152. What's the matter with you kids?Copy !req
153. That was the scariest thing
you've ever seen, right?Copy !req
154. Well, have you seen this?Copy !req
155. Guts! Real, very real guts!Copy !req
156. Uh... We've been watching horror movies
since we were, like, two years old.Copy !req
157. Yeah, we're not scared.Copy !req
158. Oh, you will be.Copy !req
159. You will be.Copy !req
160. Trick or treat!Copy !req
161. For glory, my children! Charge!Copy !req
162. You make a great me!Copy !req
163. No, you make a great me!Copy !req
164. No, you do.Copy !req
165. I don't understand why we can't just
buy our candy and be done with it.Copy !req
166. That sort of takes the fun
out of "Trick-or-treat or die."”Copy !req
167. I'm trying to take the "Die"
out of "Trick-or-treat or die.”Copy !req
168. Trick or treat!Copy !req
169. Well, aren't you just the cutest.Copy !req
170. And is everyone in costume?
Oh, good! Wonderful!Copy !req
171. Happy Summerween!Copy !req
172. Trick or treat!Copy !req
173. And is everybody in costume?Copy !req
174. Chimney sweep, Elephant man,Copy !req
175. Squeegee, Ant farm.Copy !req
176. Oh. And what are you supposed to be?Copy !req
177. Actually I'm not dressed up as anything.
We're kind of in a hurry here.Copy !req
178. Oh. I see.Copy !req
179. Enjoy!Copy !req
180. One piece of black licorice?Copy !req
181. Circus peanut? This is loser candy!Copy !req
182. Four pieces of candy?
This is gonna take forever!Copy !req
183. We've gotta up our game, Dipper!
You gotta put on your costume!Copy !req
184. I told you! I'm not up to it, Mabel!Copy !req
185. Oh, really?Copy !req
186. Hmm.Copy !req
187. I've seen better.Copy !req
188. Tick-tock.Copy !req
189. So what was that about being too sick
to wear a costume?Copy !req
190. We want candy! We want candy!Copy !req
191. All right! You got me, kids!
You guys win.Copy !req
192. I guess I'm not that scary, you know.Copy !req
193. You've... You've... Oh, no!Copy !req
194. Why? Why is there a pig
jumping out of my chest?Copy !req
195. - Candy.
- Candy.Copy !req
196. What scares you two freaks?Copy !req
197. Here, watch this.Copy !req
198. What? What is this?
Some kind of... Some kind of kitten or...Copy !req
199. What happened to you, Stan Pines?
What happened?Copy !req
200. Introducing, for the first time in public,
ta-da! Peanut butter and jelly!Copy !req
201. Aww!Copy !req
202. I will make you Internet famous.Copy !req
203. Hey. Erase that!
Let's just get this over with, okay?Copy !req
204. Over with! Over with!Copy !req
205. Do you really think
this will make a difference?Copy !req
206. Twins!Copy !req
207. Let's get that candy, guys!Copy !req
208. Thirty-four, thirty-five...Copy !req
209. - Thirty-six. You see, because...
- Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
210. Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four.
A hundred and twenty-four!Copy !req
211. Come on, come on.Copy !req
212. Hello.Copy !req
213. What a horrible mask!Copy !req
214. That's just my face! This is a mask!Copy !req
215. Ohh!Copy !req
216. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
217. That's actually better.Copy !req
218. Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine!
We did it!Copy !req
219. All we need is one more piece of candy!Copy !req
220. And it's only 8:30! Perfect timing!Copy !req
221. Oh! Yeah.
And your cough went away, too!Copy !req
222. Dude, I'm gonna go around
and grab the truck. Soos away!Copy !req
223. Last one to the final house
is a pair of wax lips!Copy !req
224. Not me! No!Copy !req
225. Ah.
The perfect time to go to Wendy's partyCopy !req
226. and no one needs to know
I was trick-or-treating.Copy !req
227. Hey, Dipper!Copy !req
228. Oh. Hey, Wendy. What's up?Copy !req
229. - Are you coming to the party?
- What are you doing out here?Copy !req
230. Oh. I'm on my way.
I like watching the trick-or-treaters.Copy !req
231. Reminds me of when I was a kid.Copy !req
232. Okay, then, you're coming, right?Copy !req
233. Definitely. Definitely.Copy !req
234. Cool. See you there!Copy !req
235. Later, guys!Copy !req
236. You're going to a party?Copy !req
237. Well, hey, I... Ahhh!Copy !req
238. That's why you were acting so weird
and trying to hurry us!Copy !req
239. You're not sick at all!Copy !req
240. So if it wasn't for this crazy monster,
you were gonna ditch me!Copy !req
241. On our favorite holiday!Copy !req
242. What happened to the Dipper
who used to love Halloween?Copy !req
243. And where's all the candy?Copy !req
244. Relax, relax, I left it right here,
behind this bush!Copy !req
245. Oh, no.Copy !req
246. What did you do?Copy !req
247. Uh... Guys...Copy !req
248. Oh, no! All the jack-o-melons are out!Copy !req
249. Look!Copy !req
250. Good night.Copy !req
251. - Stop!
- What?Copy !req
252. No, no, no. Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't do it! Don't do it!Copy !req
253. Huh? What's happening?Copy !req
254. Just don't blow out that candle!Copy !req
255. What?Copy !req
256. Don't blow out that candle!Copy !req
257. I'm Old Man McGucket!Copy !req
258. - Wait!
- Sorry!Copy !req
259. Whoo. That was close!Copy !req
260. Uh-oh.Copy !req
261. Knock, knock.Copy !req
262. So, children.Copy !req
263. Where's my candy?Copy !req
264. I swear! We had all 500 pieces!Copy !req
265. Look! It's down there somewhere.
We can still get it!Copy !req
266. I'm afraid it's too late.
That was your last chance.Copy !req
267. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
268. - Dipper!
- Mabel!Copy !req
269. We're alive! Yeah!Copy !req
270. - Whoa!
- Soos!Copy !req
271. That wasn't, like,
a regular pedestrian, was it?Copy !req
272. It was the monster!Copy !req
273. Thanks, Soos. Whew,
I'm just glad it's over. Right?Copy !req
274. Did everyone remember
to put on their seat belts?Copy !req
275. Yes!Copy !req
276. Let's go!Copy !req
277. Hey. Are you okay?Copy !req
278. There are probably some bandages
back at the Shack.Copy !req
279. Uh...Copy !req
280. Guys!Copy !req
281. Brakes! Brakes! Brakes!Copy !req
282. We have to hide!Copy !req
283. It's blocking the only exit.Copy !req
284. Everyone, stay quiet.Copy !req
285. Oh.
Now, you're worried about the monster.Copy !req
286. I thought all you cared about
was Wendy.Copy !req
287. Mabel, you know that's not true.Copy !req
288. I felt like I was getting a little too old
to go trick-or-treating.Copy !req
289. That's exactly why we need to go
trick-or-treating, Dipper.Copy !req
290. We're getting older,
there's not that many Halloweens left!Copy !req
291. I guess I didn't realize
it was already our last one.Copy !req
292. - We have to escape.
- What if it sees us?Copy !req
293. If only there was
something we could useCopy !req
294. to cover our bodies and faces with.Copy !req
295. You know, like a disguise of some kind.Copy !req
296. This way!Copy !req
297. Almost there. Soos!Copy !req
298. Stop!Copy !req
299. Soos! Don't you dare!Copy !req
300. Sorry, dude.
Today's been way stressful.Copy !req
301. I need some levity.Copy !req
302. Oh, thank goodness.
It was out of batteries.Copy !req
303. Soos! No!Copy !req
304. No matter the score, I'm always ahead!Copy !req
305. This cackling head's
the voice of a generation.Copy !req
306. Hey, monster!Copy !req
307. Ahhh!Copy !req
308. Salt water taffy? Gross!Copy !req
309. What are you... Wait, it is.Copy !req
310. You really haven't figured it out yet?Copy !req
311. Ahhh!Copy !req
312. Don't you recognize me?
Look at my face!Copy !req
313. Look closely.Copy !req
314. Loser candy!Copy !req
315. That's right. Did you ever stop and thinkCopy !req
316. about the candy at the bottom
of the bag, that no one likes?Copy !req
317. Every year, the children of Gravity FallsCopy !req
318. throw away all of the "Rejected candy"
into the dump.Copy !req
319. So I seek revenge.Copy !req
320. Revenge on the picky children
who cast me aside.Copy !req
321. I am made of every tossed piece
of black licorice,Copy !req
322. every discarded bar
of old chocolate with,Copy !req
323. like, that white powder stuff on it.
You know that stuff?Copy !req
324. I hate that stuff!Copy !req
325. No one would eat me, but now,
I'm going to eat you.Copy !req
326. I'm gonna eat... Ohh! What is that?Copy !req
327. 'Sup, bro!Copy !req
328. Mmm. Dudes, you want some of this?Copy !req
329. Wait, you actually think I taste good?Copy !req
330. Uh. Sure. You know.Copy !req
331. All I've ever wanted
is for someone to say that I was good.Copy !req
332. I'm so happy.Copy !req
333. The crying makes it a little weird,
but I guess I'm still eating.Copy !req
334. - 'Sup, Gorney?
- I've been traumatized!Copy !req
335. Now, what?Copy !req
336. Let's get our candy already!Copy !req
337. Old dude? Old dude.Copy !req
338. Wash off the shame, Stan,
wash off the shame.Copy !req
339. Ha! He thought he could scare us.Copy !req
340. Heh? What's that?Copy !req
341. Still got it!Copy !req
342. - Hey, Stan!
- Hi, Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
343. - Hello, Mr. Pines.
- Hello, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
344. - How's it hanging?
- Hey, Dipper.Copy !req
345. - Wendy!
- I didn't see you at the party!Copy !req
346. Where were you?Copy !req
347. Uh...Copy !req
348. I was trick-or-treating, with my sister.Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. Mmm. The party was lame anyway.Copy !req
351. Robbie ate a lollipop stick first
and had to go home sick!Copy !req
352. Oh, man.Copy !req
353. We went to every single houseCopy !req
354. and we didn't even get to eat any candy!Copy !req
355. Candy? How's that for candy?Copy !req
356. And now back to
The Fear Guy from Terror Town Street.Copy !req
357. You know, kids, I've been thinking.Copy !req
358. At the end of the day,Copy !req
359. Summerween isn't about candy
or costumes or even scaring people.Copy !req
360. It's a day when the whole family
can get together in one placeCopy !req
361. and celebrate what really matters.Copy !req
362. Pure evil.Copy !req
363. I ate a man alive tonight.Copy !req
364. Working Nine to FiveCopy !req
365. What a way to make a livingCopy !req
366. Barely getting byCopy !req
367. It's all takin' and no givin'Copy !req
368. They just use your mindCopy !req
369. and they never give you creditCopy !req
370. It's enough to drive youCopy !req
371. crazy if you let itCopy !req
372. Nine to five, for service and devotionCopy !req