1. Here we are. The Summerween Superstore.Copy !req
2. Wait— summer what?Copy !req
3. Summerween!Copy !req
4. The people of this town love Halloween so much,Copy !req
5. They celebrate it twice a year.Copy !req
6. And wouldn't you know it? It's today!Copy !req
7. Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?Copy !req
8. Yes.Copy !req
9. Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.Copy !req
10. There's free candy!Copy !req
11. To the costume aisle!Copy !req
12. I'd lend you a hand— but I don't seem to have any!Copy !req
13. This guy tells it like it is.Copy !req
14. Sir.Copy !req
15. Could please stop pushing that.Copy !req
16. Ma'am, make these heads less hilariousCopy !req
17. And you got yourself a deal.Copy !req
18. well!Copy !req
19. When the children come to my door tonight,Copy !req
20. They're gonna run away screamingCopy !req
21. from Stan Pines, master of fright!Copy !req
22. Boo!Copy !req
23. Uh-oh. Think this one's leaking!Copy !req
24. Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.Copy !req
25. Not today! My eyes!Copy !req
26. You paid for this stuff, right?Copy !req
27. Of course!Copy !req
28. I hate Summerween.Copy !req
29. Let's move!Copy !req
30. I am so excited!Copy !req
31. We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...Copy !req
32. And have the biggest stomachaches ever!Copy !req
33. - Yeah! Ha ha! - Yeah!Copy !req
34. Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped.Copy !req
35. Well, back at home, me and Dipper wereCopy !req
36. kind of the kings of trick-or-treating.Copy !req
37. Twins in costumes— the people eat it up.Copy !req
38. Well, you dudes better be careful out there.Copy !req
39. It's a night of ghouls and goblins,Copy !req
40. Not to mention...Copy !req
41. The Summerween trickster.Copy !req
42. The summer what what-what?Copy !req
43. The trickster goes door to door,Copy !req
44. So the legend goes, eating childrenCopy !req
45. who lack the Summerween spirit.Copy !req
46. Well, you don't have to worry about us.Copy !req
47. We've got spirit to go around.Copy !req
48. Oh, what is this stuff?Copy !req
49. I've never even heard of these brands.Copy !req
50. Sand pop?Copy !req
51. Gummy chairs?Copy !req
52. Mr. Adequate bar?Copy !req
53. This is all cheapo loser candy!Copy !req
54. Quiet your discontent, children,Copy !req
55. Lest the trickster overhear.Copy !req
56. Your cape is caught in your fly, soos.Copy !req
57. Touch¨¦.Copy !req
58. Goodbye, loser candy!Copy !req
59. Trick-or-treaters!Copy !req
60. Quick, give 'em that terrible candy!Copy !req
61. Happy summer—Copy !req
62. - Wha—? - 'Sup, squirt?Copy !req
63. Hey, Dipper.Copy !req
64. Wendy! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
65. Ow! Wh— what's up, guys?Copy !req
66. Ugh! I left my jacket here, again.Copy !req
67. Hey, what's with the candy?Copy !req
68. You goin' trick- or-treating or something?Copy !req
69. Well, actually, I, uh...Copy !req
70. Shut up, Robbie. Of course he's not going trick-or-treating.Copy !req
71. No, yeah, uh...Copy !req
72. Trick-or-treating is for babies...Copy !req
73. I guess.Copy !req
74. You should come to this party with us.Copy !req
75. Tambry's parents are out of town,Copy !req
76. And it's gonna be off the chain!Copy !req
77. Not surprised you didn't hear about it.Copy !req
78. Hey, guys, wait!Copy !req
79. Maybe I'll see you at the party.Copy !req
80. If you're not too busy playing dress-up.Copy !req
81. It's at nine! Don't forget!Copy !req
82. What am I gonna tell Mabel?Copy !req
83. Gruncle Stan, these are my best friends...Copy !req
84. - Candy and Grenda! - I am so sweet, I could eat myself.Copy !req
85. Hello, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
86. You got a cold, honey?Copy !req
87. Something wrong with your voice there?Copy !req
88. What do you mean? Why would you say that?Copy !req
89. Is Waddles coming with us?Copy !req
90. I wish he could, but...Copy !req
91. He's got some very important meetings to attend!Copy !req
92. File these documents under "I,"Copy !req
93. For "I have a curly tail!"Copy !req
94. What about your brother?Copy !req
95. Oh, man, guys, just wait until you see Dipper's costume.Copy !req
96. It's amazing!Copy !req
97. Here he comes now.Copy !req
98. That is a very good Dipper costume.Copy !req
99. What the hey-hey, bro-bro? Where's your costume?Copy !req
100. Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.Copy !req
101. I'm, uh, really sick.Copy !req
102. Must have been that bad candy. You go on without me.Copy !req
103. Fight through it, man! Where's your Summerween spirit?Copy !req
104. Trick or treat.Copy !req
105. Dude, really?Copy !req
106. You're a little old for this, man. Sorry.Copy !req
107. But wait. I'm...!Copy !req
108. Why'd you close the door? I told you, Mabel...Copy !req
109. I'm just not feeling it tonight.Copy !req
110. I think a little trick-or-treating will make you feel better.Copy !req
111. I'm not trick-or-treating.Copy !req
112. Look, man, just go to another house!Copy !req
113. Dipper, where's your summerween hospitality?Copy !req
114. I'm not getting that.Copy !req
115. Well, I am.Copy !req
116. I apologize for my brother.Copy !req
117. He came down with a case of the grumpy grumps.Copy !req
118. Silence!Copy !req
119. You have insulted me, and for this you must pay...Copy !req
120. With your lives!Copy !req
121. Ohh! What a cute little mask.Copy !req
122. You're a funny guy, aren't you?Copy !req
123. Funny am I?Copy !req
124. "Twick-or-tweat"!Copy !req
125. My name is Gorney!Copy !req
126. Aah! Remember me!Copy !req
127. Gorney!Copy !req
128. There's only one way for you to avoid his fate—Copy !req
129. I need treat.Copy !req
130. If you can collect 500 pieces of candyCopy !req
131. And bring it to me before the lastCopy !req
132. Jack-o'-melon goes out...Copy !req
133. I will let you live.Copy !req
134. Five hundred treats in one night? That's impossible!Copy !req
135. The choice is yours, children.Copy !req
136. You must trick-or-treat...Copy !req
137. Or die!Copy !req
138. Oh, my gosh, Mabel, do you know what this means?Copy !req
139. I do.Copy !req
140. It means you have to come trick-or-treating!Copy !req
141. Yay!Copy !req
142. Who was that guy?Copy !req
143. It's the legend Soos told us about.Copy !req
144. It's true!Copy !req
145. What do we do, what do we do?Copy !req
146. What's going on out here, dudes?Copy !req
147. I heard a ruckus.Copy !req
148. That's a funny word— "Ruckus."Copy !req
149. Soos, a monster is making us trick-or-treat,Copy !req
150. or else he's gonna eat us.Copy !req
151. I got a picture.Copy !req
152. The Summerween trickster!Copy !req
153. Oh, man, dude, you guys are in crazy bonkers trouble.Copy !req
154. How are we gonna get that much candy in one night?Copy !req
155. There's no way!Copy !req
156. Listen up, people!Copy !req
157. Now, some might say that being cursedCopy !req
158. by a bloodthirsty holiday monster is a bad thing...Copy !req
159. I wet myself!Copy !req
160. But that monster messed with the wrong crew.Copy !req
161. With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength,Copy !req
162. Dipper's brains, and...Copy !req
163. Soos, here...Copy !req
164. We'll get 500 pieces of candy and have fun doing it, too,Copy !req
165. Even if it takes all night!Copy !req
166. To the streets!Copy !req
167. All night?Copy !req
168. But— but I'm sick, remember?Copy !req
169. Dipper, what's worse—Copy !req
170. Getting eaten by a horrifying monster,Copy !req
171. Or going trick-or-treating with us?Copy !req
172. Well...Copy !req
173. Come on! Aah!Copy !req
174. Ah, Summerween!Copy !req
175. Those kids aren't gonna know what hit 'em!Copy !req
176. Trick-or-treat!Copy !req
177. what can I do for—!Copy !req
178. Oh! Oh, no! No!Copy !req
179. Huh?Copy !req
180. Can we have candy now?Copy !req
181. What's the matter with you kids?Copy !req
182. That was the scariest thing you've ever seen, right?Copy !req
183. Well, have you seen... This?Copy !req
184. Guts! Very real guts!Copy !req
185. Uh... We've been watching horror moviesCopy !req
186. since we were, like, two years old.Copy !req
187. Yeah, we're not scared.Copy !req
188. Oh, you will be.Copy !req
189. You will be.Copy !req
190. For glory, my children! Charge!Copy !req
191. You make a great me.Copy !req
192. No, you make a great me!Copy !req
193. No, you do! Heh heh!Copy !req
194. I don't understand why weCopy !req
195. can't just buy our candy and be done with it.Copy !req
196. That sort of takes the fun out of "Trick-or-treat or die."Copy !req
197. I'm trying to take the "Die" Out of "Trick-or-treat or die."Copy !req
198. Trick-or-treat!Copy !req
199. Well, aren't you just the cutest!Copy !req
200. And is everyone in costume?Copy !req
201. Oh, good!Copy !req
202. - Wonderful! - Happy Summerween!Copy !req
203. Trick-or-treat!Copy !req
204. And is everybody in costume?Copy !req
205. Chimney sweep, elephant man,Copy !req
206. Squeegee, ant farm.Copy !req
207. Oh, and what are you supposed to be?Copy !req
208. Uh, actually, I'm not dressed up as anything.Copy !req
209. We— we're kind of in a hurry here.Copy !req
210. Oh. I see.Copy !req
211. Enjoy!Copy !req
212. One piece of black licorice?Copy !req
213. Circus peanut! This is loser candy!Copy !req
214. Four pieces of candy?Copy !req
215. This is gonna take forever.Copy !req
216. We've gotta up our game, Dipper.Copy !req
217. You gotta put on your costume.Copy !req
218. I told you, I'm not up to it, Mabel.Copy !req
219. Oh, really?Copy !req
220. Hmm.Copy !req
221. I've seen better.Copy !req
222. Tick tock.Copy !req
223. So, what was that about being too sick to wear a costume?Copy !req
224. We want candy! We want candy!Copy !req
225. All right, you got me, kids.Copy !req
226. You guys win.Copy !req
227. I guess I'm not that scary, you know?Copy !req
228. You've— you— oh, no!Copy !req
229. Why? Why is there a pig jumping out of my chest?Copy !req
230. - Candy. - Can-dee!Copy !req
231. What scares you two freaks?Copy !req
232. Here, watch this.Copy !req
233. What? What is this, some kind of—Copy !req
234. Some kind of kitten or...?Copy !req
235. Aah, aah, aah!Copy !req
236. What happened to you, Stan Pines?Copy !req
237. What happened?Copy !req
238. Introducing, for the first time in public...Copy !req
239. Tah-dah! Peanut butter and jelly!Copy !req
240. Awww!Copy !req
241. I will make you internet-famous!Copy !req
242. Hey, erase that.Copy !req
243. Let's just get this over with, okay?Copy !req
244. Over with! Over with!Copy !req
245. Do you really think this will make a difference?Copy !req
246. Tah tah tah, tah-tah-tah-tahCopy !req
247. Twins!Copy !req
248. Let's get that candy, guys!Copy !req
249. Thirty-four... Thirty-five...Copy !req
250. Thirty-six.Copy !req
251. You see? Because... Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
252. Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four...Copy !req
253. A hundred and twenty-four!Copy !req
254. Come on, come on!Copy !req
255. Hello!Copy !req
256. what a horrible mask!Copy !req
257. That's just my face.Copy !req
258. This is a mask!Copy !req
259. Ohhh!Copy !req
260. Oh, yeah yeah...Copy !req
261. It's actually better.Copy !req
262. Urr...!Copy !req
263. Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine!Copy !req
264. We did it!Copy !req
265. All we need is one more piece of candy.Copy !req
266. And it's only 8:30. Perfect timing!Copy !req
267. Yeah, and your cough went away, too!Copy !req
268. Dude, I'm gonna go around and grab the truck.Copy !req
269. Soos away!Copy !req
270. Last one to the final house is a pair of wax lips!Copy !req
271. Not me! No!Copy !req
272. Ah!Copy !req
273. The perfect time to go to Wendy's party,Copy !req
274. And no one needs to know I was trick-or-treating.Copy !req
275. Hey, Dipper!Copy !req
276. Oh, hey, Wendy.Copy !req
277. What's up?Copy !req
278. Are you coming to the party?Copy !req
279. What are you doin' out here?Copy !req
280. Oh, I'm— I'm on my way.Copy !req
281. I like watching the trick-or-treaters.Copy !req
282. Reminds me of when I was a kid.Copy !req
283. Okay, then. You're coming, right?Copy !req
284. Definitely, definitely.Copy !req
285. Cool. See ya there.Copy !req
286. Later, guys.Copy !req
287. You're going to a party.Copy !req
288. Well— well, hey, I— aah!Copy !req
289. That's why you were acting so weirdCopy !req
290. And trying to hurry us.Copy !req
291. You're not sick at all,Copy !req
292. So if it wasn't for this crazy monster,Copy !req
293. You were gonna ditch me...Copy !req
294. On our favorite holiday!Copy !req
295. What happened to the Dipper who used love Halloween?Copy !req
296. And where's all the candy?Copy !req
297. Relax, relax.Copy !req
298. I left it right here, behind this bush.Copy !req
299. Oh, no!Copy !req
300. - What did you do? - Well, I— I—!Copy !req
301. Uh... Guys?Copy !req
302. Oh, no!Copy !req
303. All the jack-o'-melons are out!Copy !req
304. Look!Copy !req
305. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
306. Good night!Copy !req
307. - Stop! - What?Copy !req
308. No, no, no, no, no! Don't, don't, don't!Copy !req
309. Huh? What's happening?Copy !req
310. Just don't blow out that candle.Copy !req
311. What?Copy !req
312. Don't blow out that candle!Copy !req
313. I'm old man McGucket!Copy !req
314. Wait!Copy !req
315. Sorry!Copy !req
316. Whoo, that was close.Copy !req
317. Uh-oh.Copy !req
318. Knock-knock.Copy !req
319. So children. Where's my candy?Copy !req
320. I swear, we had all 500 pieces!Copy !req
321. Look, it's down there somewhere.Copy !req
322. We can still get it.Copy !req
323. I'm afraid it's too late!Copy !req
324. That was your last chance.Copy !req
325. Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
326. - Aah! Dipper! - Mabel!Copy !req
327. We're alive! Yeah!Copy !req
328. - Whoa! - Soos!Copy !req
329. That wasn't, like, a regular pedestrian, was it?Copy !req
330. It was the monster.Copy !req
331. Thanks, Soos.Copy !req
332. I'm just glad it's over.Copy !req
333. Right?Copy !req
334. Did everyone remember to put on their seatbelts?Copy !req
335. Yes. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
336. Let's go.Copy !req
337. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
338. There are probably some bandages back at the shack.Copy !req
339. Uh...Copy !req
340. Guys?Copy !req
341. Raaahhh!Copy !req
342. Brakes, brakes, brakes!Copy !req
343. We have to hide!Copy !req
344. It's blocking the only exit.Copy !req
345. Everyone stay quiet.Copy !req
346. Oh, now you're worried about the monster!Copy !req
347. I thought all you cared about was Wendy.Copy !req
348. Mabel, you know that's not true.Copy !req
349. I just— I felt like I was getting a little too oldCopy !req
350. to go trick-or-treating.Copy !req
351. That's exactly why we need to go trick-or-treating, Dipper.Copy !req
352. We're getting older.Copy !req
353. There's not that many Halloweens left.Copy !req
354. I guess I didn't realize it was already our last one.Copy !req
355. We have to escape. What if it sees us?Copy !req
356. If only there was something we could use to coverCopy !req
357. Our bodies and faces with—Copy !req
358. You know, like a disguise of some kind.Copy !req
359. This way!Copy !req
360. Almost there!Copy !req
361. Soos!Copy !req
362. Stop!Copy !req
363. Soos, don't you dare!Copy !req
364. Sorry, dude, today's been way stressful.Copy !req
365. I need some levity.Copy !req
366. Oh, thank goodness. It was out of batteries.Copy !req
367. Soos! No!Copy !req
368. No matter the score, I'm always "A head"!Copy !req
369. this cackling head's the voice of a generation.Copy !req
370. Wha—?Copy !req
371. Hey, monster!Copy !req
372. Hiyah!Copy !req
373. Aaahhhh!Copy !req
374. Salt water taffy? Gross!Copy !req
375. What are you—? Wait, it is!Copy !req
376. You really haven't figured it out yet?Copy !req
377. Aah!Copy !req
378. Don't you recognize me? Look at my face.Copy !req
379. Look closely.Copy !req
380. Loser candy!Copy !req
381. That's right. Did you ever stop and thinkCopy !req
382. About the candy at the bottom of the bagCopy !req
383. That no one likes?Copy !req
384. Every year, the children of Gravity FallsCopy !req
385. throw away all of the rejected candy into the dump.Copy !req
386. So I seek revenge—Copy !req
387. Revenge on the picky children who cast me aside.Copy !req
388. I'm made of every tossed piece of black licorice,Copy !req
389. every discarded bar of old chocolateCopy !req
390. with, like, that white powder stuff on it.Copy !req
391. You know that stuff?Copy !req
392. I hate that stuff!Copy !req
393. No one would eat me!Copy !req
394. But now, I'm going to eat you!Copy !req
395. Aaahhh!Copy !req
396. I'm gonna eat... Ohh!Copy !req
397. What is that?Copy !req
398. 'sup, bro?Copy !req
399. Mm. Dudes, you want some of this?Copy !req
400. Wait. You actually think I taste good?Copy !req
401. Uh, sure. You know.Copy !req
402. All I've ever wanted is for someone to say that I was good.Copy !req
403. I'm so happy!Copy !req
404. The crying makes it a little weird, but...Copy !req
405. I guess I'm still eating.Copy !req
406. 'Sup, Gorney?Copy !req
407. I've been "Twaumatized"!Copy !req
408. Now what? Let's get our candy already.Copy !req
409. Old dude! Old dude!Copy !req
410. Ahh.Copy !req
411. Wash off the shame, Stan, wash off the shame.Copy !req
412. Ha! He thought he could scare us!Copy !req
413. Heh? What's that?Copy !req
414. Still got it.Copy !req
415. - Hey, Stan. - Hi, Gruncle Stan.Copy !req
416. Hello, Mr. Pines.Copy !req
417. How's it hangin'? Hey, Dipper.Copy !req
418. Wendy! I didn't see you at the party. Where where you?Copy !req
419. Uh, I, uh...Copy !req
420. I was trick-or-treating...Copy !req
421. With my sister.Copy !req
422. Yeah.Copy !req
423. Mm. Party was lame, anyway.Copy !req
424. Robbie ate a lollipop stick first and had to go home sick.Copy !req
425. Aw, man.Copy !req
426. We went to every single house,Copy !req
427. And we didn't even get to eat any candy!Copy !req
428. Candy?Copy !req
429. How's that for candy!Copy !req
430. And now back to the fear guy from terror town street!Copy !req
431. You know, kids, I been thinking—Copy !req
432. At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy,Copy !req
433. or costumes, or even scary people.Copy !req
434. It's a day when the whole family can get together at one placeCopy !req
435. and celebrate what really matters—Copy !req
436. Pure evil.Copy !req
437. I ate a man alive tonight.Copy !req
438. Working nine to five what a way to make a livingCopy !req
439. Barely getting by it's all taking and no givingCopy !req
440. They just use your mind and they never give you creditCopy !req
441. It's enough to drive you crazy if you let itCopy !req
442. Nine to five for service and devotionCopy !req