1. Zombie attack? Never works.
They don't take orders.Copy !req
2. Blood rain? Ew! Mess up my suit.
Heh, no, thank you.Copy !req
3. Demon caterpillars?Copy !req
4. Drat! There must be a perfect way
to exact vengeance on the Pines family.Copy !req
5. It's not enough to harm 'em,
I need to take something from 'em.Copy !req
6. Something that'll give me
ultimate power!Copy !req
7. Wait, of course!Copy !req
8. It's perfect.Copy !req
9. You've gone too far
this time, Duck-tective.Copy !req
10. Welcome to a world of mystery!Copy !req
11. Stan Pines?Copy !req
12. The tax collector! You found me!Copy !req
13. Ha!Copy !req
14. Which one of these is the trap door?Copy !req
15. Mr. Pines, I'm from the
Winninghouse Coupon Savers ContestCopy !req
16. and you are our big winner!Copy !req
17. Eh?Copy !req
18. My one and only dream,Copy !req
19. which was to possess money,
has come true!Copy !req
20. We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler!Copy !req
21. I'm gonna buy a talking horse!Copy !req
22. - Just sign here for the money.
- You bet!Copy !req
23. Ha!Copy !req
24. Stanford, you fool!Copy !req
25. You just signed over
the Mystery Shack to widdle ol' me!Copy !req
26. Ah-ha! Cha-cha.Copy !req
27. Little ol' me.Copy !req
28. Uh, you might want to
take another look there.Copy !req
29. "The Shack is hereby signed over
to... Suck a lemon, little man."Copy !req
30. How dare you!Copy !req
31. I am not a threat to be taken lightly.Copy !req
32. Come here, hon, I need your arms.Copy !req
33. I'll get you, Stanford Pines.
I'll get you all!Copy !req
34. - Want to see what else is on TV?
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
35. - Yeah, all right.
- It could be fun.Copy !req
36. My favorite part is the theme song.Copy !req
37. Little guy to black space nine.Copy !req
38. It's a "Pawn," that's not your color,
and stop stealing the tiny horses.Copy !req
39. They like it better in here.
Don't you, babies?Copy !req
40. - And checkmate!
- What?Copy !req
41. Boo!Copy !req
42. Oh!Copy !req
43. Dipper wins again!Copy !req
44. Yo, Mabel, can you pass
me that brain in the jar?Copy !req
45. - The lady one.
- I got it.Copy !req
46. Thanks, but Mabel's taller.Copy !req
47. What? No, she's not.Copy !req
48. We're the same height.
We've always been.Copy !req
49. Better check again, dude.Copy !req
50. Yeah. She's got exactly
one millimeter on you.Copy !req
51. - What?
- Whoa!Copy !req
52. Don't you see
what's happening, Dipper?Copy !req
53. This millimeter is just the beginning.
I'm evolving into the superior sibling.Copy !req
54. Bigger! Stronger!Copy !req
55. Like some kind of alpha twin.Copy !req
56. Alpha twin! Alpha twin!Copy !req
57. Come on, guys,
nobody even uses millimeters.Copy !req
58. It only makes you
taller than me in Canada.Copy !req
59. You know, Dipper,
I've always wanted a little brother.Copy !req
60. Who knew I already had one! Yeah!Copy !req
61. I was awoken by the sound of mockery.
Where is it?Copy !req
62. Show me the object of ridicule!Copy !req
63. - I'm taller than Dipper.
- By one millimeter!Copy !req
64. Hey-hey.
Don't get "short" with your sister.Copy !req
65. Now, Grunkle Stan,
I hope you don't think "little" ” of him!Copy !req
66. Yeah! And he's short!Copy !req
67. Dude, maybe you should
lay off a tiny bit.Copy !req
68. Ha! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now!Copy !req
69. No, no, I didn't mean that.Copy !req
70. Dipper will forget.
He's got a three-two-one...Copy !req
71. - Short term memory!
- Short term memory!Copy !req
72. Pow! We are on fire!Copy !req
73. Ow! Ooh. That's... Ah!Copy !req
74. I high-five hard.Copy !req
75. Uh! Stupid Mabel. I'm not short!Copy !req
76. Oh, come on!Copy !req
77. There's gotta be some way to get taller.Copy !req
78. Let's see...Copy !req
79. "Legends of miniature buffalo and
giant squirrels have led me to believeCopy !req
80. "there are height-altering properties
hidden deep within the forest."Copy !req
81. Hmm.Copy !req
82. Oh.Copy !req
83. Whoa!Copy !req
84. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
85. Is that mountain lion tiny
or just far away in perspective?Copy !req
86. Perspective! Perspective!Copy !req
87. It still hurts, but less!Copy !req
88. Whoa!Copy !req
89. What the heck.Copy !req
90. Smaller.Copy !req
91. Bigger.Copy !req
92. Too big!Copy !req
93. I've been buying big clothes.
I'll grow into them.Copy !req
94. Hey, guys.
Notice anything different about me?Copy !req
95. Holy hot-sauce!
You've grown an extra millimeter!Copy !req
96. What?Copy !req
97. What can I say, sis? Growth spurt.Copy !req
98. Yeah, mine happened first.
I'm gonna be taller in the end.Copy !req
99. - It's science, Dipper.
- What?Copy !req
100. - But, we're the same height now.
- Alpha twin! Alpha twin!Copy !req
101. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
102. Something tells me I've got another
growth spurt coming on right now.Copy !req
103. Give it up, Dipper!Copy !req
104. What happened?Copy !req
105. You know, puberty and stuff.Copy !req
106. It doesn't make any sense!
Just a second ago you were...Copy !req
107. Wait a minute! This is some kind
of magicy thing, isn't it?Copy !req
108. Was it a wizard or something?Copy !req
109. There's a wizard in this closet,
isn't there? Isn't there?Copy !req
110. What? No!Copy !req
111. You're telling me
there is not a wizard in this closet?Copy !req
112. You're telling me
that if I open this door right now...Copy !req
113. Fine! Open it!Copy !req
114. An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?Copy !req
115. - Oy, you.
- Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely.Copy !req
116. Inside this jar, I have
1,000 cursed Egyptian super-termites.Copy !req
117. Hand over the deed to your property
or I'll smash this jar with a batCopy !req
118. and they'll devour this shack
with you inside.Copy !req
119. - Hey, what's that?
- Huh?Copy !req
120. Oh, no! Get it off!Copy !req
121. Hey, Soos, get in here!
I want to take pictures of this!Copy !req
122. Y'all may have won the battle.
But mark my words, Stanford!Copy !req
123. Your family has a weak spot,
and I'm gonna find it.Copy !req
124. Ahhh! My hair!Copy !req
125. Does he only respond to incantations?
Expecto Wizarium! Wizzle! Wizar...Copy !req
126. It's not a wizard!Copy !req
127. I grew myself
using this magic flashlight!Copy !req
128. Let me see that thing!Copy !req
129. I'll be back for you later!Copy !req
130. Huh?Copy !req
131. - Aah!
- It's okay. It can shrink things, too.Copy !req
132. - Normal-hand-karate-chop!
- Hey!Copy !req
133. Whoa!Copy !req
134. Hey, give it back!Copy !req
135. Never!Copy !req
136. Curse the Pines family!
Curse Stan! Curse Dipper! Curse...Copy !req
137. My, my, what delightful manner
of doohickery is this?Copy !req
138. Maybe he didn't see us use itCopy !req
139. and doesn't know it's a magic flashlight
that can grow and shrink things.Copy !req
140. - Really?
- Click. Boop.Copy !req
141. No, no, no!Copy !req
142. Friends, I wish I was a highway
so I could have the honorCopy !req
143. of being rode upon by automobiles
as fine as these ones right ch'er.Copy !req
144. Engine possum at no extra charge.Copy !req
145. I want that there car!Copy !req
146. Say there, son, what's in the jar?Copy !req
147. That's my widdle secret!Copy !req
148. Aw!Copy !req
149. Mouth-breathing fools.Copy !req
150. Mother.Copy !req
151. You two.Copy !req
152. What are you going to do with us?Copy !req
153. Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair
on your itty bitty head.Copy !req
154. If you agree to be my queen!Copy !req
155. We live in a democracy. And never!Copy !req
156. Maybe you'll
change your mind after this.Copy !req
157. No! I will fight you until the day I...Copy !req
158. Gummy Koalas!Copy !req
159. As for you, boy,Copy !req
160. tell me, how exactly did you
come upon this magic item, hmm?Copy !req
161. Did somebody tell you about it?
Did you read about it somewhere?Copy !req
162. - Lean closer and I'll tell you.
- Well, don't mind if I...Copy !req
163. Aah!Copy !req
164. I could squash you right now!Copy !req
165. Steel yourself, Gideon.
You can use them.Copy !req
166. You can use them.Copy !req
167. Soos, this maze of mirrors is your
best idea that I'm taking credit for yet!Copy !req
168. We're gonna make a fortune!Copy !req
169. Have my ears always been this big?Copy !req
170. I'm coming!Copy !req
171. One day.Copy !req
172. Stanford Pines.Copy !req
173. Listen to me very closely,
I have your niece and nephew.Copy !req
174. Hand over the deed
to the Mystery Shack right nowCopy !req
175. or great harm will befall them!Copy !req
176. This is Gideon, by the way.Copy !req
177. Oh, yeah.
This has gotta be your worst plot yet.Copy !req
178. They're fine.Copy !req
179. I saw them playing
in the yard minutes ago.Copy !req
180. I have them in my possession!
You don't believe me?Copy !req
181. I will text you a photo.Copy !req
182. "Text" me a "photo"?
Now you're not even speaking English.Copy !req
183. But...Copy !req
184. Hello? Hello!Copy !req
185. Ahhh!Copy !req
186. What am I doing? I don't need ransom.Copy !req
187. I have this! I'll shrink Stan
and take the Shack for myself!Copy !req
188. Y'all will be helpless to stop me!Copy !req
189. And if any of you
step out of line, smash!Copy !req
190. Gideon, the ice cream
truck is here!Copy !req
191. Oh. Coming!Copy !req
192. Guard them, Cheekums. I'm coming!Copy !req
193. We got to get out of here and save Stan.Copy !req
194. I know! I will see you later.Copy !req
195. Okay, how are we going to do this?Copy !req
196. Gideon's got magic
and like a zillion inches on us.Copy !req
197. On the bright side, at least we're finally
the same height again.Copy !req
198. Actually...Copy !req
199. You're still taller?Copy !req
200. Argh! How did this happen?Copy !req
201. I guess it's another mystery.Copy !req
202. Just another reason
we gotta get that flashlight back.Copy !req
203. Cheekums, to freedom!Copy !req
204. To freedom!Copy !req
205. Aw! You're just a big ol' dummy-dum!Copy !req
206. I have a plan.Copy !req
207. Clean me!Copy !req
208. Father, could you give widdle ol' me
a wide to the Mystery Shack?Copy !req
209. Oh, I'd love to, sugar-pie,Copy !req
210. but I have a heck
of a lot of cars to sell, I do.Copy !req
211. No, no! Don't tickle me! No!Copy !req
212. Never! Never tickle me!
What have I told you? What have I...Copy !req
213. Look at me. What have I told you?Copy !req
214. Tickling is no laughing matter.Copy !req
215. - There we go.
- Do you still need a ride?Copy !req
216. I'll just take the bus!Copy !req
217. Hiyah!Copy !req
218. Precious memories.Copy !req
219. Just keep vacuuming.
Just keep vacuuming.Copy !req
220. Come on!Copy !req
221. We need to get higher.Copy !req
222. Yeah, especially you
because you're short.Copy !req
223. Mabel! Up there.Copy !req
224. What cute little thing are you off to,
you cute little cutey-face?Copy !req
225. I'm going to annihilate
my archenemy's entire family!Copy !req
226. Oh. Okay!Copy !req
227. Yay!Copy !req
228. He's heading to shrink Stan!Copy !req
229. Oh, flying discount dollar,Copy !req
230. if only you could fly us back
to the Mystery Shack.Copy !req
231. Maybe it can.Copy !req
232. My sky-high prices!Copy !req
233. - Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
234. Down there!Copy !req
235. - Yay!
- Whoo!Copy !req
236. To the Mystery Shack!Copy !req
237. - Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
238. Oh! Yeah!Copy !req
239. We're just in time.Copy !req
240. But how are we going to stop him?Copy !req
241. Shoo! Ah!Copy !req
242. Leave that to Mabel!Copy !req
243. I'm coming for you, Stanford. Ow!Copy !req
244. I'm sorry, gummy friend!Copy !req
245. It's for the greater good.Copy !req
246. Ow! One of those
infernal Gummy KoalasCopy !req
247. has gotten into my perfect hair!Copy !req
248. I can't defeat Stan looking like this!Copy !req
249. Whoo! Whoo-ee!Copy !req
250. Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you.Copy !req
251. Okay. Wait, you're gonna grow
us back to equal height, right?Copy !req
252. Dipper! That doesn't matter right now!Copy !req
253. Well, if it doesn't matter
then why don't you just do it?Copy !req
254. Argh! Why are you acting so weird?Copy !req
255. Why can't you just accept
that I'm a little bit taller than you?Copy !req
256. Oh, I'm acting weird?Copy !req
257. You're the one
who keeps calling me names and stuff!Copy !req
258. - Oh, what? You mean like Little...
- Don't say it!Copy !req
259. Little Dipper.Copy !req
260. Ah!Copy !req
261. I dare say you would've defeated me,
if it wasn't for your sibling bickering.Copy !req
262. The Shack is mine, Stanford Pines!Copy !req
263. No!Copy !req
264. Well, well, Stanford, it appears
I've finally gotten the best of...Copy !req
265. Huh?Copy !req
266. What!Copy !req
267. All right,
something's definitely different here.Copy !req
268. Whoa!Copy !req
269. Tell me where Stan is!Copy !req
270. Never! You'll never find Stan.Copy !req
271. On the second door
to the left down the hall.Copy !req
272. Wait, why did I say that?Copy !req
273. Stanford, I'm coming for ya!Copy !req
274. I guess I kind of Soosed that one up,
didn't I?Copy !req
275. It's not your fault, Soos.Copy !req
276. I'm the guy who put together
that shrinking device.Copy !req
277. I guess it's just...
You kept teasing me, Mabel.Copy !req
278. Like, all day. What was that all about?Copy !req
279. I guess it's that,
you're better at me at, like, everything.Copy !req
280. And you always rub it in my face.Copy !req
281. Chess, checkers, ping pong.Copy !req
282. I guess I finally felt like I was winning
at something for once.Copy !req
283. Oh, man, now I feel like a big jerk.Copy !req
284. Don't you mean a little jerk?Copy !req
285. Oh.Copy !req
286. All right, I walked into that one.
Are we cool?Copy !req
287. - We're cool.
- Am I cool?Copy !req
288. - You're cool, Soos.
- Yes!Copy !req
289. Stanford!Copy !req
290. Oh, hi, Gideon!Copy !req
291. I've been looking for someone
to try out my new mirror maze.Copy !req
292. Then again, you're an idiot.
That's the end of the sentence.Copy !req
293. You come back here!Copy !req
294. Try and find me, twerp.Copy !req
295. Let's get that flashlight
before Gideon gets Stan.Copy !req
296. There it is!Copy !req
297. Whoa! His hair's so shiny.Copy !req
298. No! Don't look directly at it!Copy !req
299. This neck is really squishy.
Look! I'm making fat angels!Copy !req
300. Ew! Termites!Copy !req
301. Tell my story!Copy !req
302. Oh.Copy !req
303. Hey, there you are!Copy !req
304. Thought you could get away
from me, eh, corn chip?Copy !req
305. Eh!Copy !req
306. Ah!Copy !req
307. Ahhh!Copy !req
308. No!Copy !req
309. Hey, watch the merchandise!Copy !req
310. You little troll!Copy !req
311. These mirrors cost me 10...
I mean, 25... Five hun...Copy !req
312. $500 each.
And you're paying for all of 'em!Copy !req
313. Au contraire, it will be you who pays!Copy !req
314. Grunkle Stan is doomed!Copy !req
315. Not completely doomed! To his armpit!Copy !req
316. - Uh-uh.
- Just, come on!Copy !req
317. Whoa! What is that thing?Copy !req
318. Finally, after all these years,
after every humiliation!Copy !req
319. Your business, your family,
everything will finally be mine!Copy !req
320. You have no one to protect you now!Copy !req
321. Prepare for the wrath of Gideon Glee...
Gideon Glee...Copy !req
322. Uh. I don't even know
how to respond to this.Copy !req
323. No! Stop it!Copy !req
324. Look, kid. I think this
rivalry thing is getting to you.Copy !req
325. Ha. I understand, I mean,
I'm a formidable foe, what can I say.Copy !req
326. No!Copy !req
327. Hey, now, come on.
You'll get me one of these days.Copy !req
328. Maybe, you know, run your evil plan
by some friends next time, huh?Copy !req
329. Workshop it.
But first get your issues in order there.Copy !req
330. Up, up. Over the carpet, there we go,Copy !req
331. around the end table and out the door.Copy !req
332. Whoa!Copy !req
333. My light!Copy !req
334. You're the light of my life, too, pal.Copy !req
335. Whoo!Copy !req
336. Freak show.Copy !req
337. - After you.
- It's okay, you can go first if you want...Copy !req
338. Hey, you let me keep
my extra millimeter!Copy !req
339. You earned it.Copy !req
340. - Aw, thanks, "Little brother."
- Stop it.Copy !req
341. Guess we should destroy this thing.Copy !req
342. You know, so it doesn't fall
into the wrong hands and junk.Copy !req
343. Seems like the smart thing to do.Copy !req
344. Die! Die!Copy !req
345. There you dudes are!Copy !req
346. I've been trying to get your attention!Copy !req
347. - Glue.
- Lots of glue.Copy !req
348. Oh, son, don't you mind
that Stanford Pines.Copy !req
349. You'll get your revenge
one of these days.Copy !req
350. No! It's not just about revenge!Copy !req
351. I want that shack. The physical building.Copy !req
352. But why?Copy !req
353. Because it holds a secret
you couldn't possibly imagine.Copy !req
354. Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream?Copy !req
355. Did you pick out all the nuts?Copy !req
356. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
357. Little more?Copy !req
358. That's good.Copy !req
359. Mr. Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse
Coupon Savers ContestCopy !req
360. and you are our big winner!Copy !req
361. I guess we'll have to give the prize
to our runner-up winner.Copy !req
362. "Fiddleford H. McGucket."Copy !req
363. How would you like $10,000,000?Copy !req
364. It's my dream come true!Copy !req
365. Cross this town off our list.Copy !req