1. "Zombie attack"?Copy !req
2. Never works. They don't take orders.Copy !req
3. "Blood rain"? Ew. Mess up my suit.Copy !req
4. Ha. No, thank you.Copy !req
5. "Demon caterpillars"? Snap!Copy !req
6. There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family.Copy !req
7. It's not enough to harm 'em.Copy !req
8. I need to take somethin' from 'em,Copy !req
9. Somethin' that will give me ultimate power.Copy !req
10. Wait, of course!Copy !req
11. It's perfect.Copy !req
12. You've gone too far this time, Ducktective.Copy !req
13. Welcome to a world of mystery—Copy !req
14. Stan Pines?Copy !req
15. The tax collector! You found me!Copy !req
16. Uhh!Copy !req
17. Which one of these is the trap door?Copy !req
18. Mr. Pines...Copy !req
19. I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contest,Copy !req
20. And you are our big winner!Copy !req
21. Heh?Copy !req
22. My one and only dream,Copy !req
23. Which was to possess money, has come true!Copy !req
24. We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler!Copy !req
25. I'm gonna buy a talking horse!Copy !req
26. Just sign here for the money.Copy !req
27. You bet!Copy !req
28. Uhh! Ha!Copy !req
29. Stanford, you fool!Copy !req
30. You just signed over the mystery shack to widdle ol' me!Copy !req
31. Achacha cha chaCopy !req
32. liddle ol' me.Copy !req
33. Ah, might wanna take another look there.Copy !req
34. "The shack is hereby signed over to...Copy !req
35. Suck a lemon, little man."Copy !req
36. Ahhh ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
37. Uhh! How dare you!Copy !req
38. I am not a threat to be taken lightly!Copy !req
39. Unh unh!Copy !req
40. Come here, hon, I need your arms.Copy !req
41. I'll get you, Stanford Pines.Copy !req
42. Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
43. Should be fun. My favorite part's the theme song.Copy !req
44. Little guy to black space nine.Copy !req
45. It's a "Pawn," That's not your color,Copy !req
46. And stop stealing the tiny horses.Copy !req
47. They like it better in here.Copy !req
48. Don't you, babies?Copy !req
49. And... Checkmate!Copy !req
50. What? Boo!Copy !req
51. Ohh! Dipper wins again!Copy !req
52. Yo, Mabel, can you pass me that brain in the jar?Copy !req
53. The lady one. I got it.Copy !req
54. Thanks, but Mabel's taller.Copy !req
55. What? No, she's not.Copy !req
56. We're the same height. We've always been.Copy !req
57. Better check again, dude.Copy !req
58. Yup. She's got exactly one millimeter on you.Copy !req
59. What? Whoa...Copy !req
60. Don't you see what's happening, Dipper?Copy !req
61. This millimeter is just the beginning.Copy !req
62. I'm evolving into the superior sibling.Copy !req
63. Bigger...Copy !req
64. Stronger...Copy !req
65. Like some kind of alpha twin.Copy !req
66. Alpha twin! Alpha twin!Copy !req
67. C'mon, guys, nobody even uses millimeters.Copy !req
68. It only makes you taller than me in Canada.Copy !req
69. You know, Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother.Copy !req
70. Who knew I already had one!Copy !req
71. Hahaha! Yeah!Copy !req
72. I was awoken by the sound of mockery.Copy !req
73. Where is it?Copy !req
74. Show me the object of ridicule!Copy !req
75. I'm taller than Dipper. By one millimeter!Copy !req
76. Hey, hey. Don't get... Short with your sister.Copy !req
77. Hahahahah!Copy !req
78. Now, Grunkle Stan...Copy !req
79. I hope you don't think... Little of him!Copy !req
80. Haha! Yeah! And, and, uh...Copy !req
81. He's short!Copy !req
82. Hahahaha! Hahahaha!Copy !req
83. Dudes, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit.Copy !req
84. Hah! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now!Copy !req
85. Ahahahahahhaha! Ahahahahahhaha!Copy !req
86. No, I didn't mean that.Copy !req
87. Dipper will forget.Copy !req
88. He's got a—3-2-1...Copy !req
89. Short-term memory!Copy !req
90. Hahah! Hahah!Copy !req
91. Pow! We are on fire!Copy !req
92. Ow... Ooh... That's... Aww...Copy !req
93. I high-five hard.Copy !req
94. Ugh... Stupid Mabel.Copy !req
95. I'm not short!Copy !req
96. Unh. Unh. Oh, come on!Copy !req
97. Unh. Unh.Copy !req
98. There's gotta be some way to get taller.Copy !req
99. Let's see...Copy !req
100. "Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrelsCopy !req
101. "Have led me to believeCopy !req
102. "There are height-altering propertiesCopy !req
103. hidden deep within the forest."Copy !req
104. Hmm...Copy !req
105. Unh! Whoa!Copy !req
106. Ohh ow ow oh ow ow.Copy !req
107. Ugh.Copy !req
108. Ohh.Copy !req
109. Whoa.Copy !req
110. Huh?Copy !req
111. huh!Copy !req
112. Is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective?Copy !req
113. Perspective! Perspective! Aah!Copy !req
114. Oof! Hahaha!Copy !req
115. It still hurts, but less!Copy !req
116. Whoa.Copy !req
117. What the heck.Copy !req
118. Unh.Copy !req
119. Smaller.Copy !req
120. Bigger.Copy !req
121. Too big!Copy !req
122. I've been buying big clothes.Copy !req
123. I'll grow into them.Copy !req
124. Hey, guys. Notice anything different about me?Copy !req
125. Holy hot sauce!Copy !req
126. You've grown an extra millimeter!Copy !req
127. Wha-wha-whhaaat?Copy !req
128. What can I say, sis? Growth spurt.Copy !req
129. Eh, mine happened first.Copy !req
130. I'm gonna be taller in the end.Copy !req
131. It's science, Dipper.Copy !req
132. What? But we're the same height now.Copy !req
133. Alpha twin! Alpha twin!Copy !req
134. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
135. Something tells me I'veCopy !req
136. got another growth spurt coming on right now.Copy !req
137. Give it up, Dipper.Copy !req
138. What happened!Copy !req
139. You know... Puberty and stuff.Copy !req
140. It doesn't make any sense!Copy !req
141. Just a second ago you were— wait a minute.Copy !req
142. This is some kind of magicky thing, isn't it?Copy !req
143. Was it a wizard or something?Copy !req
144. There's a wizard in this closet,Copy !req
145. Isn't there? Isn't there? What? No!Copy !req
146. You're telling me there is not a wizard in this closet?Copy !req
147. You're telling me that if I open this door right now—Copy !req
148. Fine! Open it!Copy !req
149. An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?Copy !req
150. Oy. You.Copy !req
151. Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely.Copy !req
152. Inside this jar, I have 1,000 cursed Egyptian super termites.Copy !req
153. Hand over the deed to your propertyCopy !req
154. Or I'll smash this jar with a batCopy !req
155. And they'll devour the shack with you inside.Copy !req
156. Hey, what's that? Huh?Copy !req
157. oh, no!Copy !req
158. Aaahh! Get it off!Copy !req
159. Ha ha ha! Hey, soos, get in here!Copy !req
160. I wanna take pictures of this!Copy !req
161. You may have won the battle,Copy !req
162. But mark my words, Stanford,Copy !req
163. Your family has a weak spot, and I'm gonna to find it.Copy !req
164. Aaughh! My hair!Copy !req
165. Does he only respond to incantations?Copy !req
166. Expecto wizarium!Copy !req
167. Wizzle... Wizar...Copy !req
168. It's not a wizard!Copy !req
169. I grew myself using this magic flashlight!Copy !req
170. Let me see that thing!Copy !req
171. Auugh!Copy !req
172. I'll be back for you later!Copy !req
173. Ahhh! Oof!Copy !req
174. Whoa! Huh?Copy !req
175. Huh? Uhh. Huh?Copy !req
176. Aah!Copy !req
177. It's okay. It can shrink things, too.Copy !req
178. Normal-hand-karate-chop!Copy !req
179. Hey!Copy !req
180. Aaaaagh!Copy !req
181. Wha?Copy !req
182. Ohhh!Copy !req
183. Hey, give it back!Copy !req
184. Whoa! Never!Copy !req
185. Curse the pines family!Copy !req
186. Curse stan! Curse dipper!Copy !req
187. Curse...Copy !req
188. My, my,Copy !req
189. What delightful manner of doohickery is this?Copy !req
190. Maybe he didn't see us use itCopy !req
191. And doesn't know it's a magic flashlightCopy !req
192. That can grow and shrink things.Copy !req
193. Really?Copy !req
194. Click. Boop. Hoo hoo.Copy !req
195. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
196. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
197. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.Copy !req
198. Friends, I wish I was a highwayCopy !req
199. so I could have the honor of being rode uponCopy !req
200. by automobiles as fine as these ones right ch'er.Copy !req
201. Engine possum at no extra charge.Copy !req
202. I want that thar car!Copy !req
203. Yeah, me, too!Copy !req
204. Say there, son, what's in the jar?Copy !req
205. That's my widdle secret!Copy !req
206. Ahh!Copy !req
207. Mouth-breathing fools.Copy !req
208. Mother.Copy !req
209. You two.Copy !req
210. What— what are you going to do with us?Copy !req
211. Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your itty bitty head.Copy !req
212. If you agree to be my queen!Copy !req
213. We live in a democracy.Copy !req
214. And never!Copy !req
215. Maybe you'll change your mind after this.Copy !req
216. No! I will fight you until the day I...Copy !req
217. gummy koalas!Copy !req
218. As for you, boy...Copy !req
219. Tell me,Copy !req
220. How exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm?Copy !req
221. Did somebody tell you about it?Copy !req
222. Did you read about it somewhere?Copy !req
223. Lean closer and I'll tell you.Copy !req
224. well, don't mind if I—Copy !req
225. aah!Copy !req
226. Grrr!Copy !req
227. I could squash you right now!Copy !req
228. Steel yourself, Gideon.Copy !req
229. You can use them.Copy !req
230. You can use them.Copy !req
231. Soos, this maze of mirrors is your best ideaCopy !req
232. that I'm taking credit for yet!Copy !req
233. We're gonna make a fortune!Copy !req
234. My ears always been this big?Copy !req
235. I'm comin'!Copy !req
236. One day...Copy !req
237. Stanford Pines.Copy !req
238. Listen to me very closely, I have your niece and nephew.Copy !req
239. Hand over the deed to the mystery shack right nowCopy !req
240. Or great harm will befall them.Copy !req
241. This is Gideon, by the way.Copy !req
242. Oh, yeah. This has gotta be your worst plot yet.Copy !req
243. They're fine.Copy !req
244. I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago.Copy !req
245. I have them in my possession.Copy !req
246. You don't believe me?Copy !req
247. I will text you a photo.Copy !req
248. "Text" me a "photo"?Copy !req
249. Now you're not even speaking English.Copy !req
250. But—Copy !req
251. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
252. Gahhhh!Copy !req
253. Aah.Copy !req
254. What am I doing?Copy !req
255. I don't need ransom. I have this!Copy !req
256. I'll shrink Stan and take the shack for myself!Copy !req
257. You'll all be helpless to stop me.Copy !req
258. And if any of you step out of line... Smash!Copy !req
259. Gideon!Copy !req
260. The ice cream truck is here!Copy !req
261. Oh! Coming! Hehehe!Copy !req
262. Guard them, cheekums.Copy !req
263. I'm coming!Copy !req
264. We got to get out of here and save Stan.Copy !req
265. I know!Copy !req
266. I will see you later.Copy !req
267. Ok, how are we going to do this?Copy !req
268. Gideon's got magic and like a zillion inches on us.Copy !req
269. On the bright side, at least we're finally the same height again.Copy !req
270. Actually...Copy !req
271. You're still taller?Copy !req
272. Argh! How did this happen?Copy !req
273. I guess it's another mystery.Copy !req
274. Just another reason we gotta get that flashlight back.Copy !req
275. Cheekums, to freedom!Copy !req
276. To freedom!Copy !req
277. Ohh!Copy !req
278. You're just a big ol' dummy-dum!Copy !req
279. I have a plan.Copy !req
280. Clean me!Copy !req
281. Father, could you give widdle ol' meCopy !req
282. a "wide" to the mystery shack?Copy !req
283. Ohhh, I'd love to, sugar pie,Copy !req
284. But I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do.Copy !req
285. No, no! Don't tickle me!Copy !req
286. No!Copy !req
287. Never! Never tickle me!Copy !req
288. What have I told you?Copy !req
289. What have I— look at me.Copy !req
290. What have I told you?Copy !req
291. Tickling is no laughing matter.Copy !req
292. There we go.Copy !req
293. Do you still need a ride?Copy !req
294. I'll just take the bus!Copy !req
295. Raah!Copy !req
296. Hyah!Copy !req
297. Precious memories.Copy !req
298. Just keep vacuuming... Just keep vacuuming.Copy !req
299. C'mon! Uhh.Copy !req
300. We need to get higher.Copy !req
301. Yeah, especially you 'cause you're short.Copy !req
302. Mabel! Up there.Copy !req
303. Uhh. Unh.Copy !req
304. What cute little thing are you off to,Copy !req
305. You cute little cutey-face?Copy !req
306. I'm going to annihilate my archenemy's entire family!Copy !req
307. Ohh! Okay!Copy !req
308. Yaayyy.Copy !req
309. He's heading to shrink Stan!Copy !req
310. Oh, flying discount dollar,Copy !req
311. If only you could fly us back to the mystery shack.Copy !req
312. Maybe it can.Copy !req
313. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
314. My sky-high prices!Copy !req
315. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
316. Down there!Copy !req
317. Uhh. Uhh.Copy !req
318. Yay! Whoo!Copy !req
319. To the mystery shack!Copy !req
320. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
321. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
322. We're just in time.Copy !req
323. But how are we going to stop him?Copy !req
324. Aah! Shoo! Aah! Aah! Ow, ow.Copy !req
325. Leave that to Mabel!Copy !req
326. I'm comin' for ya, Stanford— ohh!Copy !req
327. I'm sorry, gummy friend!Copy !req
328. It's for the greater good.Copy !req
329. Ow! One of those infernal gummy koalasCopy !req
330. Has gotten into my perfect hair!Copy !req
331. Ew! Aw!Copy !req
332. I can't defeat Stan looking like this!Copy !req
333. Unh. Whoo! Ha. Whoo-ee!Copy !req
334. Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you.Copy !req
335. Okay— wait.Copy !req
336. You're gonna grow us back to the equal height, right?Copy !req
337. Dipper, that doesn't matter right now!Copy !req
338. Well, if it doesn't matter, then why don't you just do it?Copy !req
339. Aah! Why are you acting so weird?Copy !req
340. Why can't you just accept that I'm a little bit taller than you?Copy !req
341. Oh, I'm acting weird?Copy !req
342. You're the one who keeps calling me names and stuff!Copy !req
343. Oh, what? You mean like little—Copy !req
344. Don't say it!Copy !req
345. Little Dipper.Copy !req
346. aah!Copy !req
347. I daresay you would have defeated me,Copy !req
348. If it wasn't for your sibling bickering!Copy !req
349. Aah! The shack is mine, stanford pines!Copy !req
350. No!Copy !req
351. Well, well, Stanford,Copy !req
352. It appears I've finally gotten the best of—Copy !req
353. - Huh? - What?Copy !req
354. All right, something's definitely different here.Copy !req
355. Uhh! Ohh!Copy !req
356. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
357. Tell me where Stan is!Copy !req
358. Never! You'll never find Stan.Copy !req
359. On the second door to the left down the hall.Copy !req
360. Uh, wait, why did I say that?Copy !req
361. Stanford, I'm coming for ya!Copy !req
362. Pffft!Copy !req
363. I guess I kinda Soosed that one up, didn't I?Copy !req
364. It's not your fault, soos.Copy !req
365. I'm the guy who put together that shrinking device.Copy !req
366. I guess it's just...Copy !req
367. You kept teasing me, Mabel. Like, all day.Copy !req
368. What was that all about?Copy !req
369. I guess it's that...Copy !req
370. You're better than me at like everything.Copy !req
371. And you always rub it in my face.Copy !req
372. Chess, checkers, ping pong.Copy !req
373. I guess I finally felt like I was winning at something for once.Copy !req
374. Aw, man, now I feel like a big jerk.Copy !req
375. Don't you mean... A little jerk?Copy !req
376. Ohh!Copy !req
377. All right, I walked into that one.Copy !req
378. Are we cool?Copy !req
379. We're cool.Copy !req
380. Am I cool?Copy !req
381. You're cool, soos.Copy !req
382. Yes!Copy !req
383. Stanford!Copy !req
384. Oh, hi, Gideon!Copy !req
385. I've been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze.Copy !req
386. Then again, you're an idiot.Copy !req
387. That's the end of the sentence.Copy !req
388. You come back here!Copy !req
389. Try and find me, twerp. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
390. Unh!Copy !req
391. Let's get that flashlight before Gideon gets Stan.Copy !req
392. There it is!Copy !req
393. Whoa, his hair's so shiny.Copy !req
394. No! Don't look directly at it!Copy !req
395. This neck is really squishy.Copy !req
396. Hey, look! I'm making fat angels!Copy !req
397. Ew! Termites!Copy !req
398. Tell my story!Copy !req
399. Ohh.Copy !req
400. Hey, there you are!Copy !req
401. Thought you could get away from me, eh, corn chip?Copy !req
402. Ehhhh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
403. Aah! Uhh!Copy !req
404. Ah ha ha ha!Copy !req
405. No!Copy !req
406. Hey, watch the merchandise!Copy !req
407. You little troll!Copy !req
408. These mirrors cost me ten—Copy !req
409. I mean, uh, twenty— five— five hundred—Copy !req
410. Five hundred dollars each.Copy !req
411. And you're paying for all of 'em!Copy !req
412. Au contraire,Copy !req
413. It'll be you who pays.Copy !req
414. Grunkle Stan is doomed!Copy !req
415. Not completely doomed! To his armpit!Copy !req
416. Uh-uh.Copy !req
417. Just... Unh, c'mon!Copy !req
418. Whoa, what is that thing?Copy !req
419. Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation!Copy !req
420. Your business, your family, everything will finally be mine!Copy !req
421. You have no one to protect you now!Copy !req
422. Prepare for the wrath of Gideon glee...Copy !req
423. Gideon glee..Copy !req
424. Uh, I don't even know how to respond to this.Copy !req
425. Hee hee, no!Copy !req
426. stop it!Copy !req
427. Look, uh, kid.Copy !req
428. I think this rivalry thing is getting to you.Copy !req
429. Ha. I understand.Copy !req
430. I mean, I'm a formidable foe, what can I say.Copy !req
431. No—ah hahahahah!Copy !req
432. Hey, now. Come on.Copy !req
433. You'll get me one of these days.Copy !req
434. Maybe, you know, run your evil planCopy !req
435. by some friends next time, huh?Copy !req
436. Workshop it.Copy !req
437. But first get your issues in order there.Copy !req
438. Get... Up, up.Copy !req
439. Over the carpet, there we go.Copy !req
440. Uhh. Around the end table,Copy !req
441. And, uh, out the door.Copy !req
442. Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
443. My light...Copy !req
444. You're the light of my life, too, pal.Copy !req
445. Whoo! Freak show.Copy !req
446. After you.Copy !req
447. It's okay. You can go first if you want— whoa!Copy !req
448. Hey! You let me keep my extra millimeter.Copy !req
449. You earned it.Copy !req
450. Ah, thanks, "Little brother"--Copy !req
451. Stop it.Copy !req
452. I guess we should destroy this thing.Copy !req
453. You know, so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands and junk.Copy !req
454. Seems like the smart thing to do.Copy !req
455. Unh!Copy !req
456. Die, die!Copy !req
457. There you dudes are!Copy !req
458. I been tryin' to get your attention!Copy !req
459. Glue. Lots of glue.Copy !req
460. Oh, son, don't you mind that Stanford Pines.Copy !req
461. You'll get your revenge one of these days.Copy !req
462. No! It's not just about revenge!Copy !req
463. I want that shack. The physical building.Copy !req
464. But why?Copy !req
465. Because it holds a secret you couldn't possibly imagine.Copy !req
466. Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream?Copy !req
467. Did you pick out all the nuts?Copy !req
468. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
469. Ah!Copy !req
470. Lil' more?Copy !req
471. That's good.Copy !req
472. Mr. Pines,Copy !req
473. I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contestCopy !req
474. And you are our big winner!Copy !req
475. I guess we'll have to give the prize to our runner-up winner...Copy !req
476. Fiddleford H. McGucket?Copy !req
477. How would you like ten million dollars?Copy !req
478. It's my dream come true!Copy !req
479. Hahaha!Copy !req
480. Cross this town off our list.Copy !req