1. This is it, dudes:
my favourite place in Gravity FallsCopy !req
2. Everything I know I learned right hereCopy !req
3. A frog told me how to cross a streetCopy !req
4. When my house was haunted,Copy !req
5. I learned how to eat ghostsCopy !req
6. And this thing taught me how to danceCopy !req
7. I've been jigging for 7 days straight!Copy !req
8. Soos?Copy !req
9. Let him have thisCopy !req
10. Congratulations!Copy !req
11. You win!Copy !req
12. Oh! Watch out!Copy !req
13. Ooh, cutsceneCopy !req
14. Dr. Karate, you killed my fatherCopy !req
15. Dr. Karate, you killed my father again!Copy !req
16. You take that baaack!Copy !req
17. Fight!Copy !req
18. Yeah yeah yeah! Go go!Copy !req
19. Our winner Rumble McSkirmishCopy !req
20. Winners don't lose!Copy !req
21. What? You cheatedCopy !req
22. You'll take that baaack!Copy !req
23. Round 2Copy !req
24. I'm gonna punch them roughCopy !req
25. Fight!Copy !req
26. Let's gang up on themCopy !req
27. Wendy! What's up babe?Copy !req
28. Just putting up some flyers for my bandCopy !req
29. I'm leading guitar. No biggieCopy !req
30. Are you wearing mascara?Copy !req
31. Um, it's eye-paint for menCopy !req
32. Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great gameCopy !req
33. Ah, yeah, sweet, sweetCopy !req
34. How's about you sit this one out, kid champ?Copy !req
35. But... We just started this roundCopy !req
36. Hey, relax, manCopy !req
37. I'm just trying to spend a little time
with my girlfriend, all right?Copy !req
38. It'll just be one roundCopy !req
39. Round 3. Fight!Copy !req
40. I'm going camping tomorrow with my dad,
so I won't be aroundCopy !req
41. Ah, cool, cool. Watch out!Copy !req
42. King me!Copy !req
43. It's not fair!Copy !req
44. She doesn't even know what we're playing!Copy !req
45. Go fish?Copy !req
46. Dude. I think I'm picking up
a radio station inside my headCopy !req
47. Try blinking to see if you can change the channelCopy !req
48. We-endy-y!Copy !req
49. Sounds like RobbieCopy !req
50. Robbie?Copy !req
51. Is he that jerk that twerk (?)
making googly eyes and Wendy all the time?Copy !req
52. He called me big dude once. I mean,Copy !req
53. I am a big dude, but it kinda hurtCopy !req
54. Should I sick Waddles on him again?Copy !req
55. Easy, tiger!Copy !req
56. I'll handle itCopy !req
57. O-o-oh!Copy !req
58. Ha-ha, conflictCopy !req
59. Wendy, Wendy-Wendy, Wendy!Copy !req
60. Come on out, girl! Come on down!Copy !req
61. You realize she's not here, right?Copy !req
62. Pssh. Yes.Copy !req
63. What?Copy !req
64. She's out camping with her family todayCopy !req
65. Maybe if you listened to her for once, you'd know thatCopy !req
66. What was that?Copy !req
67. I just said she's not hereCopy !req
68. No-no-no. You wanna get into it, huh?Copy !req
69. Who wants get into it, kid?Copy !req
70. You think I don't know what's been going on, huh?Copy !req
71. It's obvious, you've gotta thing for my girlfriend,Copy !req
72. Don't you? Don't you?Copy !req
73. What? No! Come on, man!Copy !req
74. Yeah. I'm sure she's just dying to ask out 12 year old kidCopy !req
75. who wears the exact same shorts every dayCopy !req
76. Hey, here's an idea.Copy !req
77. Why don't I call her right now and see
if she wants to go out on a date with youCopy !req
78. Hey! Look! Don't... You don't have to!Copy !req
79. Don't, please, man!Copy !req
80. What are you gonna do, huh?Copy !req
81. What? What? (Hello?)Copy !req
82. My phone!Copy !req
83. I'll buy you a new oneCopy !req
84. Oh no. You're not getting off that easy!Copy !req
85. Hey, I know a fight when I see oneCopy !req
86. Stay right there!Copy !req
87. You, me, Circle Park, 3 o'clockCopy !req
88. We finish this!Copy !req
89. Oh, he's goneCopy !req
90. I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few betsCopy !req
91. The smart money's on skinny jeansCopy !req
92. What was I thinking? I can't fight!Copy !req
93. I've never been in a fight beforeCopy !req
94. Look at these noodle arms!Copy !req
95. Just bonk him over the headCopy !req
96. It's nature's snooze buttonCopy !req
97. Boys!Copy !req
98. Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret?Copy !req
99. Like girls doCopy !req
100. Sure, listen to your sisterCopy !req
101. Maybe you can share dresses tooCopy !req
102. Ha-ha-ha Boom!Copy !req
103. Maybe he'll just forget about it?Copy !req
104. Maybe it'll all blow overCopy !req
105. I don't know Dipper. Teenagers are dangerousCopy !req
106. Those hormones turn them into killing machinesCopy !req
107. Really?Copy !req
108. Oh yeah dude. My cousin Reggie got in a fight with teen onceCopy !req
109. The guy broke like...Copy !req
110. All his arms... All his legs...Copy !req
111. I think he killed him or something, I don't knowCopy !req
112. Me and Reggie were just talking about itCopy !req
113. I can't stay here. What if Robbie comes back?Copy !req
114. I gotta hide!Copy !req
115. Look kid. You've got yourself a choice hereCopy !req
116. You could either go face him like a manCopy !req
117. or you can hide indoors, like a wimpCopy !req
118. What will it be?Copy !req
119. Wimp it isCopy !req
120. Come on, Soos. Robbie is twice my size!Copy !req
121. I mean, what would getting myself killed accomplish?Copy !req
122. I just need to hide here until 3 o'clock passesCopy !req
123. This day will never endCopy !req
124. Relax, Dipper. Just try not to think about RobbieCopy !req
125. Girl, why you ackin' so cray-cray?Copy !req
126. "Why you ackin' so cray-cray" will be back in a momentCopy !req
127. Poor DipperCopy !req
128. Hiding from Robbie, unable to face his fearsCopy !req
129. Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have anyCopy !req
130. You want me to go get a ladder?Copy !req
131. We don't have one
What?Copy !req
132. You know, study shows that keeping a ladder inside the houseCopy !req
133. is more dangerous than a loaded gunCopy !req
134. That's why I own ten guns:Copy !req
135. in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladderCopy !req
136. Grunkle Stan! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?Copy !req
137. You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray!Copy !req
138. I gotta go nowCopy !req
139. Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders?Copy !req
140. Of course!Copy !req
141. I think he has a secret fear of heights!Copy !req
142. We'll have to test him to be sureCopy !req
143. Or we could leave well enough aloneCopy !req
144. Na-a-ah!Copy !req
145. I wonder what it's gonna be like
to go inside a video game for realCopy !req
146. I should have thought of this years ago!Copy !req
147. Stupid Robbie, such a jerkCopy !req
148. Round 4. Fight!Copy !req
149. K.O.Copy !req
150. Continue?Copy !req
151. A winner never runs away from a fight!Copy !req
152. That's easy for you to sayCopy !req
153. You have more than one life!Copy !req
154. I wish one of these guys could fight Robbie for meCopy !req
155. "To unleash ultimate power?"Copy !req
156. I do like things that are ultimateCopy !req
157. Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward,
down, hold, quarter, circle forward, triple punch!Copy !req
158. I guess it didn't workCopy !req
159. Uh... Soos?Copy !req
160. Select your character!Copy !req
161. Uh... Rumble McSkirmish?Copy !req
162. You're real?Copy !req
163. High five!Copy !req
164. Ow! Your pixels are really sharp!Copy !req
165. Greetings child boy!Copy !req
166. I'm Rumble McSkirmish from a USA!Copy !req
167. Punch Kick Punch Kick!Copy !req
168. Ow! Cool!Copy !req
169. Change machine! Change me into a powerful wolf!Copy !req
170. With Rumble around Robbie will be so scared
I won't even need to fight himCopy !req
171. I've got the world's greatest fighter to be my bodyguard!Copy !req
172. I need power-ups!Copy !req
173. This is so amazing! I've got to show Soos!Copy !req
174. Soos?Copy !req
175. Help! I'm trapped in a game!Copy !req
176. It was cool in theory but in practice it was really boringCopy !req
177. It's not just a game anymoreCopy !req
178. Alright Waddles. It's time to beginCopy !req
179. Operation Get Stan Over His Fear Of Heights!Copy !req
180. I came up with that nameCopy !req
181. Happy Great Uncle's Day!Copy !req
182. There's a Great Uncle's Day?Copy !req
183. Of course it's not a day I've made upCopy !req
184. High heels! You shouldn't haveCopy !req
185. Seriously. What... What is this?Copy !req
186. What's wrong?Copy !req
187. Are you saying these heels are too high?Copy !req
188. Do they make you uncomfortable?Copy !req
189. Maybe
Admit it! Admit you have a fear of heights!Copy !req
190. What? That's why you bought me these?Copy !req
191. You should be ashamed of youself!Copy !req
192. And on Great Uncle's Day no less!Copy !req
193. But no, I don't have a fear of heightsCopy !req
194. We now return to world's most terrifying skydiving!Copy !req
195. Ah! Ah! Ah! Turn if off!Copy !req
196. So I have a fear of heightsCopy !req
197. Is that really so cray-cray?Copy !req
198. We don't have any traditional power-upsCopy !req
199. Turkey legs, pizza boxes or golden ringsCopy !req
200. How about half a taco?Copy !req
201. Place it on the floorCopy !req
202. I wish I could do that!Copy !req
203. Now I must defeat the world's greatest fight fighters!Copy !req
204. Take me to the Soviet Union!Copy !req
205. That's gonna be tough. For a number of reasonsCopy !req
206. But I do know a fighter here in Gravity FallsCopy !req
207. Maximum power?Copy !req
208. His name is Robbie V. and he's kinda my archenemyCopy !req
209. Did he kill your father?Copy !req
210. Well, he's dating the girl I likeCopy !req
211. and he posts a really annoying amount of status updatesCopy !req
212. And then he killed your father!Copy !req
213. Uh, sureCopy !req
214. Anyway, I was hoping you could scare him off for me,Copy !req
215. so I don't have to fight the guy?Copy !req
216. Ha-ha-ha! Your question makes my shoulders bounce!Copy !req
217. Fireball! Uppercut! Downercut! Bowl of punch!Copy !req
218. So you'll protect me from Robbie?Copy !req
219. Challenge accepted! Press Start!Copy !req
220. Oh-oh. I think I hear my uncleCopy !req
221. Stay perfectly stillCopy !req
222. I said stay stillCopy !req
223. This is as still as I can stayCopy !req
224. How I'm gonna get Grunkle Stan over his fear of heights?Copy !req
225. Hey Mable. Have you met Rumble yet?Copy !req
226. He's my new bodyguardCopy !req
227. The child gave me a taco!Copy !req
228. Wow! He's got a crazy voice!Copy !req
229. Here, say these wordsCopy !req
230. Effervescent!Copy !req
231. Applefritter!Copy !req
232. Riboflavin!Copy !req
233. Mabel, he's not a toy, he's a fighting machineCopy !req
234. I'm gonna get him to defend me from RobbieCopy !req
235. Isn't that kinda like cheating?Copy !req
236. I guess soCopy !req
237. Well, I'll see you after the fightCopy !req
238. Poop! Poppenbuts!Copy !req
239. Tell me my opponent's special movesCopy !req
240. Don't worry. As soon as he sees you,
he's gonna wet his pantsCopy !req
241. His wet pants will be no match for this!Copy !req
242. Woah! Where did that come from?Copy !req
243. I punched an oil drum!Copy !req
244. Trust me, you won't need that. Just give him a good scareCopy !req
245. Yes!Copy !req
246. With this!Copy !req
247. This street has really dangerous litterCopy !req
248. Hey Grunkle Stan!Copy !req
249. How would you like to go take a walkCopy !req
250. nowhere in particular while wearing a blindfold?Copy !req
251. Huh! Beats just sitting around being oldCopy !req
252. Wait a minute!Copy !req
253. You're not planning on taking me
somewhere super high up, are you?Copy !req
254. Grunkle Stan! I would never!Copy !req
255. Scout's honour!Copy !req
256. All right. Let's goCopy !req
257. Hee-hee-heeCopy !req
258. Well-well-well, look who decided to show upCopy !req
259. I thought you chickened outCopy !req
260. You ready to settle this like men?Copy !req
261. Look dude, I don't think you wanna fight meCopy !req
262. Let's just call this thing off before someone gets hurtCopy !req
263. You're scared, huh? Is that it?Copy !req
264. Ok dude. You asked for itCopy !req
265. Who's your friend? And why is he blurry?Copy !req
266. This happens to be the greatest warrior that ever livedCopy !req
267. Yeah, right. Hey eyepatch, what have the kid promised youCopy !req
268. more tate for your forearms?Copy !req
269. How can you laugh when you killed this boy's father?Copy !req
270. Wait, what?Copy !req
271. I'm giving you one last chance: back down,Copy !req
272. or this guy is gonna go nutsCopy !req
273. How about you back down, kid!Copy !req
274. You asked for it. Rumble, go!Copy !req
275. What the?Copy !req
276. Wha... What is happening?Copy !req
277. I didn't want to do this, man, but you gave me no choiceCopy !req
278. Maybe now you won't mess with meCopy !req
279. Woah! Rumble, you can stop! I think Robbie's had enough!Copy !req
280. Rumble Throw!Copy !req
281. Stop! I said stop!Copy !req
282. What the? That guy is crazy!Copy !req
283. Fireball!Copy !req
284. What the heck was that?Copy !req
285. You're only supposed to scare him, you almost killed him!Copy !req
286. I will not rest until the man who dishonoured youCopy !req
287. is DESTROYED!Copy !req
288. Punch!Copy !req
289. This isn't goodCopy !req
290. Something told me this would be his first stopCopy !req
291. Chill out man!Copy !req
292. Please, Rumble, you gotta stop!Copy !req
293. Rumble, wait!Copy !req
294. Punch-punch-punch!Copy !req
295. You don't have to do thisCopy !req
296. At least pace yourselfCopy !req
297. You might get a crampCopy !req
298. I love you dad!Copy !req
299. Oh! My car!Copy !req
300. We'll just buy another oneCopy !req
301. I love being richCopy !req
302. All you can hit!Copy !req
303. Hi dude!Copy !req
304. Soos! Where have you been?Copy !req
305. Long story, man.Copy !req
306. Dude, did you see that video game guy
destroying everything in sight?Copy !req
307. That's crazy!Copy !req
308. Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life to be my bodyguardCopy !req
309. But now I have to stop him before he kills Robbie!Copy !req
310. You need an amiable sidekick with a pickup truck?Copy !req
311. You know I do!Copy !req
312. Take off your blindfold NOW!Copy !req
313. Yeah, that's pretty much what I was expectingCopy !req
314. You're doing better than I thought!Copy !req
315. Now look over the handrailCopy !req
316. NopeCopy !req
317. Hey, do you smell anger and hormones?Copy !req
318. Finally, I'm safeCopy !req
319. Hey, Robbie, get your own water tower!Copy !req
320. Shh, keep it down, he'll find us!Copy !req
321. Challenger sighted!Copy !req
322. On to save the day, dudeCopy !req
323. You can hide, but you cannot hide!Copy !req
324. Rumble, this has to stop, please, listen to me!Copy !req
325. Kick!Copy !req
326. What was that?Copy !req
327. Oh boyCopy !req
328. We're safe, right?Copy !req
329. Of course not! This thing is on stills!Copy !req
330. High, high up!Copy !req
331. Punch!Copy !req
332. Finish him!Copy !req
333. No no no! Don't! Don't finish me!Copy !req
334. Rumble!Copy !req
335. Rumble, I have something to tell youCopy !req
336. Robbie...Copy !req
337. Robbie didn't kill my fatherCopy !req
338. Then who did?Copy !req
339. What?Copy !req
340. No one did, I lied to youCopy !req
341. Then you're actually a...Copy !req
342. bad guy!Copy !req
343. I guess I kinda am...Copy !req
344. My entire journeyCopy !req
345. A lie. My honour has been insultedCopy !req
346. Sensei warned me not to join the path of evilCopy !req
347. The boy has led me astray from my teachingsCopy !req
348. If Robbie V. is not the last stage,Copy !req
349. then it must be...Copy !req
350. YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!Copy !req
351. Dude!Copy !req
352. Don't fight him, manCopy !req
353. That guy's got like the black belt
wrapped around his black beltCopy !req
354. You could get killedCopy !req
355. I have toCopy !req
356. I started all this, and I've got to at least try to stop itCopy !req
357. You're sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp?Copy !req
358. Fight like a man it isCopy !req
359. Ready!Copy !req
360. Fight!Copy !req
361. Fireball and lightning ball throughCopy !req
362. Fire!Copy !req
363. Ha ha ha! You fight like a girl!Copy !req
364. Who was also a baby!Copy !req
365. Oh noCopy !req
366. That was worth a shotCopy !req
367. No. I have no looking upCopy !req
368. animation!Copy !req
369. What should I do? Roll him up and put him on my wall?Copy !req
370. Dude! We should rock paper scissors for himCopy !req
371. FISTCopy !req
372. FIST PUNCHCopy !req
373. FIST PUNCH RAIN!Copy !req
374. Never underestimate that I have punches!Copy !req
375. SUPERCopy !req
376. SUPER POWERCopy !req
377. SUPER POWER NINJACopy !req
378. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBOCopy !req
379. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEOCopy !req
380. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRACopy !req
381. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPERCopy !req
382. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGACopy !req
383. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTICopy !req
384. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHACopy !req
385. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA METACopy !req
386. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRACopy !req
387. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBERCopy !req
388. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIXCopy !req
389. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX
COMBO!Copy !req
390. You sir truly are the champion of championsCopy !req
391. Rumble wins!Copy !req
392. Winners don't lose!Copy !req
393. I wouldn't be too sure about that, manCopy !req
394. Game Over!Copy !req
395. What? No! No!Copy !req
396. Noooooooo!Copy !req
397. Game over, old friendCopy !req
398. Ha-ha, nice one, dudeCopy !req
399. I'm sorry, Grunkle StanCopy !req
400. I thought this would help but I was wrongCopy !req
401. So wrong!Copy !req
402. I... I survived!Copy !req
403. I survived and I feel great!Copy !req
404. Wait. Let me do a cocky dance just to be sureCopy !req
405. Ha-ha! Deal with it, world!Copy !req
406. Stan Pines is cured of his fear of heights!Copy !req
407. You're coming kid?
Uh-huhCopy !req
408. What's the matter? You've got a fear of heights now?Copy !req
409. Oh-ohCopy !req
410. What? Who was that guy?Copy !req
411. Why is it that whenever you're around,Copy !req
412. there's always ghosts and monsters and whatever?Copy !req
413. I don't know, manCopy !req
414. That guy almost broke my neck.
You know how mad I am right now?Copy !req
415. So I guess you and I have to fight now, huhCopy !req
416. Go ahead, man. Do your worst.Copy !req
417. I just wanna get this over withCopy !req
418. Oh man, I'm so gonna enjoy thisCopy !req
419. Aren't you gonna run?
NopeCopy !req
420. Are you sure?Copy !req
421. Pfft. It's not ever worth itCopy !req
422. Playing lead guitar, so I'm gonna save my handsCopy !req
423. Hey guys, I heard some crazy screaming out hereCopy !req
424. Wendy?
Wendy? You're back!Copy !req
425. Yeah, man. Oh. What the heck happened here?Copy !req
426. Freak tornado or something?Copy !req
427. Uhh... Well...Copy !req
428. And why are your faces all jacked up?Copy !req
429. You guys weren't fighting each other, were you?Copy !req
430. I hate it when guys fightCopy !req
431. No, fighting? No, why would we? Never!Copy !req
432. We actually fell down trying to stop
two other guys from fighting each otherCopy !req
433. Cool. Really makes me happy to see my two boys hanging outCopy !req
434. I've got some unpacking to doCopy !req
435. I'll text you guys laterCopy !req
436. Did you hear that? She called my one of her two boys!Copy !req
437. She was looking at me thoughCopy !req
438. Look, Robbie. If we stay at each other's
throats, we'll both lose WendyCopy !req
439. We need to make a cold war pactCopy !req
440. Ok. What's that?Copy !req
441. We need to learn to just hate each other in silenceCopy !req
442. You mean, like...Copy !req
443. What girls do?Copy !req
444. Yeah, exactly. What girls doCopy !req
445. So then I told Thompson:Copy !req
446. "Hey! Save some for the rest of us!"Copy !req
447. Good one, Wendy!Copy !req
448. Oh, man. Just a secondCopy !req
449. So as I was sayingCopy !req
450. Yeah, I know, you're the best!Copy !req
451. I'm Dipper. I have shorts and determination!Copy !req
452. It's-a me, a-Mabel!Copy !req
453. I'm slower, but I jump higher!Copy !req
454. Pick me or whateverCopy !req
455. Yum-yum-yum-nom-nom-yum-yumCopy !req
456. Alas, 'twas not but a dreamCopy !req
457. Om-nom-nom-nomCopy !req
458. Eating my friendsCopy !req
459. Om-nomCopy !req