1. I'm so exhausted. I just tried
to make rice with no waterCopy !req
2. or rice.
I just boiled a pot.Copy !req
3. Just power through.
Tomorrow we'll be closed,Copy !req
4. and Jimmy will be enjoying
his Thanksgiving traditionCopy !req
5. of taking an upscale
catalog model to MalibuCopy !req
6. for lobster and facials.Copy !req
7. What are you doing
for Thanksgiving?Copy !req
8. None of your
business. You?Copy !req
9. None of your business.Copy !req
10. Last day before break, people.Copy !req
11. Everyone excited?
Yeah!Copy !req
12. For me to go to Malibu?Copy !req
13. Which lucky lady are
you bringing this year?Copy !req
14. Kaylee Carmichael.
She's the third-most followedCopy !req
15. stomach model on Instagram,
but she's creeping up on second.Copy !req
16. Which reminds me. Everyone,Copy !req
17. follow "KayleeSixPack"
on Instagram,Copy !req
18. unfollow "CropTopTori."
Okay.Copy !req
19. Wait, so you're not doing
Thanksgiving with your family?Copy !req
20. Ah, see, this is
the beauty part.Copy !req
21. Now, they want me there
for Thanksgiving.Copy !req
22. I'm a big part of the family
now, and I want to be there.Copy !req
23. So, on my way to Malibu,
I'll be doingCopy !req
24. a classic Jimmy Martino drop-by.Copy !req
25. What's that, you ask?
No, we didn't.Copy !req
26. It's my foolproof system
for attending a party briefly,Copy !req
27. yet leaving a lifetime
of memories behind.Copy !req
28. So what I do is I slip in
unnoticed, right?Copy !req
29. So they think
I've been there a while.Copy !req
30. I compliment the turnout,
I have a few laughs,Copy !req
31. and then I say, "You know,
I'd love to stay longer,Copy !req
32. but I've got to go."Copy !req
33. Now that
is so baller.Copy !req
34. Right?Copy !req
35. Did you do that
at my wedding?Copy !req
36. No. You kidding?
That was a great wedding.Copy !req
37. And a marvelous turnout,
by the way.
Yeah.Copy !req
38. It really was. It was.Copy !req
39. I love you, Jimmy.Copy !req
40. Jimmy?Copy !req
41. Martino drop-by, guys.Copy !req
42. He's the best.Copy !req
43. Man, the only thing more boring
than white person foodCopy !req
44. is the whole holiday
about white person food.Copy !req
45. Won't get an argument from me.Copy !req
46. I don't understand
what the fuss is about...Copy !req
47. Uh, I know you're excited,Copy !req
48. but why do you keep singing
that awful song?Copy !req
49. Yeah, you're upsetting
our daughter.Copy !req
50. You guys have never heardCopy !req
51. the Thanksgiving song
"Turkey Time in the USA"?Copy !req
52. No, because you made it up
in the shower this morning.Copy !req
53. Busted.Copy !req
54. You can hear
what I do in the shower?Copy !req
55. Yep.
Oh. Uh, hey, uh,Copy !req
56. don't-don't use
that serving platter.Copy !req
57. Uh, use the silver one
Grandma gave us.Copy !req
58. Really? We never
use the nice stuff.Copy !req
59. That's because most of
our Thanksgivings were usCopy !req
60. eating Mexican takeout
from Benny Loco'sCopy !req
61. while watching soap operas
in our sweats.Copy !req
62. That sounds amazing.Copy !req
63. It was the best.Copy !req
64. But, you know, I-I want it to beCopy !req
65. a little more special this year,
you know, for Edie.Copy !req
66. That little lump might actually
remember today.Copy !req
67. Uh, plus, uh,Copy !req
68. Benny Loco's
is now a vape store.Copy !req
69. I know. Every time
I drive past, I cry.Copy !req
70. And occasionally pop in.Copy !req
71. To tell them
it's a filthy habit.Copy !req
72. I promise, this year
is gonna be the startCopy !req
73. of an amazing
new Thanksgiving tradition.Copy !req
74. Whoa. Is it one where I can
still wear my sweats?Copy !req
75. Or, uh, some slacks
and a fun topCopy !req
76. that I already laid out
on your bed.Copy !req
77. Aw.Copy !req
78. Hey, Jimmy.
Oh, hey, there.Copy !req
79. Been here a while,
you know?Copy !req
80. Really? Doing what?Copy !req
81. Just enjoying
this great turnout.Copy !req
82. Turnout?Copy !req
83. There's three of us
and a baby.Copy !req
84. Love it.
Everyone, this is Kaylee.Copy !req
85. You may recognize her from...Copy !req
86. Oh, yeah, I'm not
normally like this.Copy !req
87. I-I drank so much
water today.Copy !req
88. I mean, this...
isn't me.Copy !req
89. And, Kaylee,
this is everyone.Copy !req
90. Stop saying "everyone."
It's a tiny group.Copy !req
91. Okay.Copy !req
92. Jimmy, do you want
to help Edie decorateCopy !req
93. some of the, uh,
hand turkey place cards?Copy !req
94. I'd love to.
Yeah.Copy !req
95. Come on, pork chop.Copy !req
96. I'm gonna help the kid
crank out some hand turkeys.Copy !req
97. We'll be out of here
in 30 minutes.Copy !req
98. Every time I draw, you
give me a kiss. Ready?Copy !req
99. Okay, good.
Fast, faster.Copy !req
100. Good, thanks.Copy !req
101. No, I-I'll do it.
I'll do it.Copy !req
102. One right here, right here.Copy !req
103. Aah!Copy !req
104. Where you going?Copy !req
105. My whole thing is,
in every picture,Copy !req
106. my stomach is
telling a story.Copy !req
107. Oh. My stomach
just likes to tell the storyCopy !req
108. of how much it likes bread.Copy !req
109. Fun top, by the way.Copy !req
110. Really? I was afraid
it was a weird cut.Copy !req
111. It's a little weird.
Okay.Copy !req
112. All right, finished
with the hand turkeys.Copy !req
113. That was fast.Copy !req
114. And Edie can't draw
rainbows or ponies.Copy !req
115. You were supposed
to let her do that.Copy !req
116. Yeah, and you were supposed
to have two sleeves.Copy !req
117. Welp, that wasCopy !req
118. a party for the ages.Copy !req
119. Remember?
You busted my ballsCopy !req
120. about the hand
turkeys and all.Copy !req
121. Classic laugh.Copy !req
122. Is that 2:30?
Ooh.Copy !req
123. It's 2:30?
2:30.Copy !req
124. Got to go, sorry.Copy !req
125. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
126. It's okay. Yeah, I figured
you wouldn't stay long.Copy !req
127. Not really your scene.
Thanks for coming.Copy !req
128. Aw, we had a great time, kid.Copy !req
129. A great long time full of
memories. Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
130. Oh! I clocked you
with a bag of yams.Copy !req
131. I'm sorry.
Hi.Copy !req
132. Hi. Uh, and you are...?Copy !req
133. I think you mean,
"And you are?"Copy !req
134. Oh, uh, Jimmy, this is Bruce.Copy !req
135. Yeah, he's just coming back
from a yams run.Copy !req
136. Yep. Nice to meet you.
I'd love to stay and chat,Copy !req
137. but I got to give
these guys a bath.Copy !req
138. The Bruce is loose!Copy !req
139. With the produce!Copy !req
140. Bruce is loose
with the produce.Copy !req
141. Who is he?Copy !req
142. Bruce used to date Mom
off and on.Copy !req
143. But, you know, even when
they weren't together,Copy !req
144. he was kind of like
a father to me.Copy !req
145. You know, always around,
taught me everything I know.Copy !req
146. Oh, he just got back from
living in Asia, and sinceCopy !req
147. he always spent Thanksgivings
with us, I, uh, I invited him.Copy !req
148. So he was sort of like
a fill-in dad?Copy !req
149. Yeah. But, you know, I've known
him longer than I known you,Copy !req
150. so, in a way,
you're the fill-in.Copy !req
151. We're all just people
at the end of the day.Copy !req
152. Hey, uh, Bruce.
Oh, yeah?Copy !req
153. Edie's been asking for a rideCopy !req
154. on the Gobble Train.
Oh!Copy !req
155. Next stop, Turkey Town!Copy !req
156. Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble,
gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble,Copy !req
157. gobble-gobble-
gobble-gobble...Copy !req
158. Okay, we should
get to Malibu.Copy !req
159. I'm auditioning for this
diet margarita ad tomorrow,Copy !req
160. and I need to
build a base tan.Copy !req
161. Right. Base tan.Copy !req
162. Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble...Copy !req
163. Best Thanksgiving ever,
right, Edie?Copy !req
164. Oh, uh,
bye, Jimmy.Copy !req
165. Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble,
gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble,Copy !req
166. gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble,Copy !req
167. gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble,
gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble...Copy !req
168. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
169. Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble,
gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble,Copy !req
170. gobble-gobble-gobble...Copy !req
171. When we get to Malibu,
should we go massage then beachCopy !req
172. or beach then massage?Copy !req
173. God, I hate dilemmas.Copy !req
174. How about that Bruce guy?
He's an odd duck, isn't he?Copy !req
175. I don't know,
he seemed cool.Copy !req
176. That gobble train
looked fun.Copy !req
177. You okay?
You look weird.Copy !req
178. I feel weird.Copy !req
179. I've got this twisty feeling
in my stomach.Copy !req
180. Probably a cramp.Copy !req
181. Oh, drink some
cactus water.Copy !req
182. No, no, uh, it's not
a muscle thing.Copy !req
183. It's a... I feel, like,Copy !req
184. this hot, angry,
nervous feeling,Copy !req
185. you know?
Oh.Copy !req
186. You're jealous of Bruce.Copy !req
187. Oh, come on.
I'm not jealous of Bruce.Copy !req
188. Okay.
I don't get jealous.Copy !req
189. People get jealous of me.Copy !req
190. Okay, cool.Copy !req
191. Why are we turning around?Copy !req
192. Not jealousy,
I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
193. Are you saying stop or are you
saying more? Do it again?Copy !req
194. Hey, Bruce, give
her a juicy one.Copy !req
195. He used to always kill
me with the juicy ones.Copy !req
196. Oh, I'm so glad you
got to stick around.Copy !req
197. God, I really hope they clear
up that Malibu beach fire.Copy !req
198. I wonder if anything's
on the news.Copy !req
199. Probably not, probably not.Copy !req
200. So, why have you never
mentioned Bruce before?Copy !req
201. You embarrassed?
I could see why.Copy !req
202. No, it's probably just 'cause
he was out of the country.Copy !req
203. Mm, Asia.
Right, you said Asia.Copy !req
204. Sex tour type of thing?Copy !req
205. No. He's an
aeronautics engineer.Copy !req
206. Mm.Copy !req
207. Hey, Bruce, why'd they
send you to Beijing?Copy !req
208. Oh, I was contracting with NASA
to develop an end effectorCopy !req
209. for astronauts
when they walk in space.Copy !req
210. But you yourself do not walk
in space, is what I'm hearing.Copy !req
211. No. Yeah, I spend all my days
just cooped up in a lab.Copy !req
212. Which is why it is so great
to get out in the fresh airCopy !req
213. and get my hands dirty.Copy !req
214. Hey, you want to help me
with something, Jimmy?Copy !req
215. James.Copy !req
216. Oh. James, James,Copy !req
217. James, James, James,
James, James.Copy !req
218. Seven times. Locked in.Copy !req
219. Come on.
You prefer James?Copy !req
220. Shh.Copy !req
221. I feel terrible.Copy !req
222. I see you.
I see you, too.Copy !req
223. I'll be back, and we'll do
the real tickling, okay?Copy !req
224. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
225. Pretty wild stuff.
Old flame's back in town.Copy !req
226. I guess we're gonna get
that soap opera after all.Copy !req
227. Hardly.Copy !req
228. Oh, come on, I'm so bored.
Give me the details.Copy !req
229. Uh, who dumped who?
Was the sex insane?Copy !req
230. Did it just, like,
get too crazy?Copy !req
231. Aren't you supposed to be
making the cranberry sauce?Copy !req
232. Yeah, it's in the oven.Copy !req
233. The cranberries
are in the oven?Copy !req
234. No.Copy !req
235. Freshly cut
firewood, anyone?Copy !req
236. Nice. Let me get
a sniff of that.Copy !req
237. That hits me
in all kinds of good places.Copy !req
238. Yeah.Copy !req
239. I brought some, too.
Mom, come take a drag.Copy !req
240. "Take a drag." Like...Copy !req
241. Oh, that is so good.Copy !req
242. Yeah, right? Mmm.Copy !req
243. Look, I like sniffin' logs just
as much as the next guy, but...Copy !req
244. how'd you like to watch
some Turkey Day footballCopy !req
245. with your old man, huh?Copy !req
246. I've always wanted
to hear those words.Copy !req
247. I'm gonna go lay out.Copy !req
248. You're a football
guy, James?Copy !req
249. You kidding?Copy !req
250. I'm practically
Gisele's husband.Copy !req
251. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
252. Okay. Well, you
know there's onlyCopy !req
253. one thing better
than watching football.Copy !req
254. What do you say?Copy !req
255. I say let's do this.Copy !req
256. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
257. All right.Copy !req
258. I'll put the wood down.Copy !req
259. Let's play some ball, huh?Copy !req
260. Here we go.Copy !req
261. Blue, 42. Blue, 42.Copy !req
262. Hut!Copy !req
263. Oh...Copy !req
264. Huh.Copy !req
265. So should we just...Copy !req
266. go back inside?Copy !req
267. Yeah, let's call it.Copy !req
268. I'm a little chilly.Copy !req
269. Yeah.Copy !req
270. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
271. You looked
pretty good out there!Copy !req
272. Yeah, right?
You were always fast.Copy !req
273. I know.
I mean, nobody could everCopy !req
274. catch this guy.Copy !req
275. Okay.Copy !req
276. Make it quick, Jimmy.Copy !req
277. I need you
to go shopping for me.
For what?Copy !req
278. You have every shirt.Copy !req
279. No. For my family.Copy !req
280. There's this guy here
who basically raised Gerald,Copy !req
281. and-and he's, like,
this wood-chopping,Copy !req
282. belly-farting super dad.Copy !req
283. Every time I see him, I get this
weird feeling in my stomach,Copy !req
284. like, this hot ball
that's-that's poking meCopy !req
285. with-with these long,
tickly little fingers.Copy !req
286. Are you trying
to describe jealousy?Copy !req
287. Please. I don't get jealous.Copy !req
288. I just want to bring some joyCopy !req
289. into my family's day,
that's all, by havingCopy !req
290. my assistant go out
and get some last-minute gifts.Copy !req
291. I'm on vacation.
We need to have boundaries.Copy !req
292. I'll buy you whatever you want.Copy !req
293. A 70-inch curved TV with 4K UHD?Copy !req
294. Done.
And a couch to watch it on?Copy !req
295. No.
Deal.Copy !req
296. Well, I don't need
to be here anymore.Copy !req
297. Happy Black Friday, suckers!Copy !req
298. I'm about to join
the curve revolution!Copy !req
299. Get out of here!Copy !req
300. Oh, I like this—
real pants on Thanksgiving.Copy !req
301. Oh, come on,
don't make fun of me.Copy !req
302. You used to love my sweats.Copy !req
303. Oh, yeah. No, I loved them,
but I also love these.Copy !req
304. Okay, what about the year when I
wore your old basketball shorts?Copy !req
305. Those were the best.Copy !req
306. So you're just a guyCopy !req
307. who likes everything.Copy !req
308. No. Wrong.
You're just a girlCopy !req
309. who looks good
in everything.Copy !req
310. Flirt.
Yeah, I'll cop to that.Copy !req
311. Damn, that was hot.Copy !req
312. Huh?
Thanksgiving
just got horny.Copy !req
313. Wha...? No, you're just bored.Copy !req
314. Or insane.Copy !req
315. Your chemistry
is insane.Copy !req
316. Let me guess— he's a
Leo, you're a Scorpio?Copy !req
317. He's a Cancer,
I'm a Virgo.
No.Copy !req
318. So how long were
you two a thing?Copy !req
319. For, like, a year.Copy !req
320. And since then,
we've just been friends.Copy !req
321. Except when we got
back together for three years.Copy !req
322. Twice.Copy !req
323. Whoa. So it's kind of a
huge deal that he's back.Copy !req
324. No. It's...Copy !req
325. I mean...Copy !req
326. Okay, it's a li...Copy !req
327. Oh, why am I talkingCopy !req
328. about this with you?
Hey, turkeys.Copy !req
329. It's gobble gobble
gift time.Copy !req
330. Everyone, outside!Copy !req
331. Gifts on Thanksgiving?
Is that even a thing?Copy !req
332. Of course.
Didn't you ever wonderCopy !req
333. why "giving" is
in the title, huh?Copy !req
334. No. 'Cause it comes
after the word "thanks."Copy !req
335. Yeah, well,
you'll be giving me thanksCopy !req
336. after you see this.Copy !req
337. Wordplay.Copy !req
338. Barely.Copy !req
339. Come on, guys, trust me,
this is great.Copy !req
340. Gerald, come on.
All right!Copy !req
341. Oh, hey.
Hmm?Copy !req
342. You're gonna want
to see this.Copy !req
343. Oh, I am. I love surprises.Copy !req
344. I'll bet you do.Copy !req
345. I do.
You like big ones?Copy !req
346. Sure. I love big ones.
That's what I heard.Copy !req
347. I'm glad somebody told you that,
'cause it's true.Copy !req
348. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
349. Follow me.Copy !req
350. Okay.Copy !req
351. Come on. I want
to show you something.Copy !req
352. Wait. Uh, should we
wake her up?Copy !req
353. No. She knows
what she's doing.Copy !req
354. So she likes
weird tan lines?Copy !req
355. Can we stay
on task here?
I...Copy !req
356. Come on, Gerald.
Now, I know you wantCopy !req
357. this Thanksgiving to be special,
but that's not possibleCopy !req
358. without a special
Thanksgiving turkey fryer!Copy !req
359. A 50-quart
aluminum ridge potCopy !req
360. with a steamer basket?Copy !req
361. Mm-hmm.
This is real life?Copy !req
362. I fired it up
while you guys were inside,Copy !req
363. so she's ready to go.Copy !req
364. Thanks, Dad!
That's so thoughtful.Copy !req
365. You're welcome, son.Copy !req
366. Hey, while we're still
in the gift-giving mood,Copy !req
367. does anybody mind if
I contribute a little something?Copy !req
368. Well, we're sort of past
that portion of the day...Copy !req
369. You know, when Gerald
was just a little guy,Copy !req
370. like, about seven
or eight years old,Copy !req
371. we went camping
in Big Bear.Copy !req
372. And one night, over hobo stew,
we got to talking about treesCopy !req
373. and the metaphor
of growth.Copy !req
374. Yeah.
I don't know if you
remember this, Gerald.Copy !req
375. "Our arms are
like branches—Copy !req
376. always reaching."Copy !req
377. Exactly. Yeah.Copy !req
378. So we planted
a birch tree that night,Copy !req
379. just as a silly way to track
the passage of time, you know.Copy !req
380. Yeah.
But this last spring,Copy !req
381. I found out our little Birchy...Copy !req
382. Birchy! It's what
we called it, right?Copy !req
383. Birchy? That's stupid.Copy !req
384. Well, Birchy had becomeCopy !req
385. a full-grown tree.Copy !req
386. So, I harvested its barkCopy !req
387. and I made you...
No.Copy !req
388. a canoe.Copy !req
389. That boat is dope.Copy !req
390. Bruce, I...Copy !req
391. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
392. I do. H-He killed
your childhood tree, the guy.Copy !req
393. All right, come on, guys.
Let's get back to turkey time.Copy !req
394. Come on! Turkey time!Copy !req
395. Hey, you know,
that's way too much oil.Copy !req
396. I own a restaurant, Bruce;
I think I knowCopy !req
397. something about fryers.
Okay, understood,Copy !req
398. but I have actually sent rockets
the size of office buildingsCopy !req
399. into orbit, so I know a
few things about oil levels.Copy !req
400. Dad, Bruce, let go!Copy !req
401. Hey, look what you're doing!Copy !req
402. I'm fine!
Well, I've never been better.Copy !req
403. You've never been better? Your
pants are literally on fire!Copy !req
404. Dad!
Just let go, fancy boy.Copy !req
405. I knew you were
competing with me.Copy !req
406. I'm trying to
save you, dingus!
Dingus?Copy !req
407. Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
408. Little spillage.
Let go!Copy !req
409. Stop!
Oh!Copy !req
410. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh!Copy !req
411. Birchy! Dad...
I got it.Copy !req
412. I got it.Copy !req
413. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
414. Get some, get some.Copy !req
415. At least we know
the fryer works.Copy !req
416. I'm so sorry, Gerald.
I ruined Thanksgiving.Copy !req
417. Whatever. It's just a day.Copy !req
418. No, you wanted it to be
special for Edie and for you.Copy !req
419. Thanksgiving has
unethical origins anyway.Copy !req
420. No, Gerald, it's okay
to be mad at me.Copy !req
421. It's called being mature!
Look it up!Copy !req
422. Good. Go with that.
Why are you even here?Copy !req
423. Weren't you supposed to be
in Malibu hours ago?Copy !req
424. Did you literally stay
just to ruin everything?Copy !req
425. Because it worked!Copy !req
426. Oh, there's more?
Okay, I'm mad,Copy !req
427. I'm starving, and I have
nothing to canoe with!Copy !req
428. No, I stayed because...Copy !req
429. I was jealous.Copy !req
430. Is that supposed
to make everything better?Copy !req
431. You admitting
you were jealous?Copy !req
432. No.Copy !req
433. I know you were jealous!Copy !req
434. Look, I know
you didn't know about me, okay,Copy !req
435. so I'm not blaming you,Copy !req
436. but when I was a kid,
I got jealous.Copy !req
437. You know, when someone's dad
would coach soccer,Copy !req
438. or-or show up
for career day,Copy !req
439. or clearly do
their science project for them.Copy !req
440. But I sucked it up.Copy !req
441. And then Bruce came along,Copy !req
442. and I had someone
that was kind of like a dad,Copy !req
443. and it was nice.Copy !req
444. You know, he even cameCopy !req
445. to some of our little
Mexican takeout ThanksgivingsCopy !req
446. that were a lot better
than this.Copy !req
447. I actually thought
you might likeCopy !req
448. to meet the guy
who did that for me.Copy !req
449. Whatever.Copy !req
450. I'm sorry you were jealous.Copy !req
451. I just wish you handled itCopy !req
452. at least as well as I did
when I was eight.Copy !req
453. You're right.Copy !req
454. You're right. Let me
make this up to you.Copy !req
455. It's all right, Dad.
You don't have to make...Copy !req
456. No. Give me an hour, okay?
Give me an hour, please.Copy !req
457. Hey. Don't you love itCopy !req
458. that I can still
fit into your jeans?
Nope.Copy !req
459. Listen, I was thinking
it might have been a mistakeCopy !req
460. for me to come here today,
so I should probably leave.Copy !req
461. Oh, no, don't go.Copy !req
462. So you want me to stay?Copy !req
463. I just mean, where
could you possibly go?Copy !req
464. You're wearing
lady jeans.
Oh.Copy !req
465. You think this is my first time
wearing lady jeans in public?Copy !req
466. Plus, my ass looks
amazing in these. Bang!Copy !req
467. It actually does.Copy !req
468. Are you flirting with me?Copy !req
469. I'll cop to that.Copy !req
470. Hmm.Copy !req
471. I can't tell you
how thankful I am, uh,Copy !req
472. to myself, I guess, for opening
up my restaurant, Jimmy's,Copy !req
473. every year to you slobs.Copy !req
474. I guess what I'm saying is...
I love you.Copy !req
475. I freakin' love you guys,Copy !req
476. and... get the hell
out of here!Copy !req
477. Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
478. Okay, okay, okay.
Go!Copy !req
479. Go!Copy !req
480. You just threw
away your phone.Copy !req
481. Yeah, it's gone,
like you should be, Ezra!Copy !req
482. Ravi?
Oh, Jimmy.Copy !req
483. Thank God.
These vagrants cookedCopy !req
484. Thanksgiving dinner
in your kitchen.Copy !req
485. We got here just in time.Copy !req
486. Isn't that your
friend Ezra?
Ezra?Copy !req
487. Buddy, if you can see them,
they can see you.Copy !req
488. I don't care what
you got going on.Copy !req
489. I just need to use the kitchen.Copy !req
490. Do your thing.Copy !req
491. Hey, guys, good news.
Turns outCopy !req
492. my business partner and I
are okay with me doing this.Copy !req
493. JK, huh?
LOL. Come on.Copy !req
494. Oh!Copy !req
495. I'm hiding from the owner.Copy !req
496. Just go eat.Copy !req
497. Sorry I'm late, among
other things I'm sorry for.Copy !req
498. You guys must be starving.
Nah, we're good.Copy !req
499. Yeah, we had some of Vanessa's
oven-roasted cranberriesCopy !req
500. to tide us over.
Oh.Copy !req
501. Surprisingly, the heat
does not make them less tart.Copy !req
502. What's in the bags?Copy !req
503. Oh, I found an old, uh,
Benny Loco's menu online.Copy !req
504. I think I nailedCopy !req
505. the taco dunkers and
the enchilada sticks,Copy !req
506. but the bow-chicka-wow-wow
sauce— difficult to nailCopy !req
507. from just a picture.
I think it was, uh...Copy !req
508. W-Wait, that's what you've been
doing for three hours?Copy !req
509. You made Benny Loco's?Copy !req
510. Yeah. Well, you said, uh...Copy !req
511. you said your old Thanksgivings
were better, so...Copy !req
512. I thought at least
I could bring you this.Copy !req
513. You guys have a nice
dinner. I'm gonna head out.Copy !req
514. Happy Thanksgiving, son.Copy !req
515. W-Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
516. Do you want to stay?Copy !req
517. Oh, come on,
I'm not the kind of guyCopy !req
518. that makes things all about me.Copy !req
519. But do you want to stay?Copy !req
520. Yeah.Copy !req
521. I don't have to
eat that though, do I?Copy !req
522. Nah. Come on, I'll go
get Mom and Bruce.Copy !req
523. Nah, I'll get 'em.
I owe an apologyCopy !req
524. to Bruce, and some
new cargo pants.Copy !req
525. What do you say they run,
about 20 bucks? Less?Copy !req
526. No, way less.
They're in the kitchen.Copy !req
527. Yeah. You know,
I never get jealous.Copy !req
528. I-I don't know why
I got jealous today.Copy !req
529. Maybe that's why.Copy !req
530. Called it.Copy !req
531. So, you and Bruce—
it looks likeCopy !req
532. it's more on again
than off again.Copy !req
533. Shut up.Copy !req
534. Nice butt grab,
by the way.Copy !req
535. Stop.Copy !req
536. Wow. Okay.Copy !req
537. My, uh, my first
Thanksgiving toast.Copy !req
538. Unique New York,
unique New York,Copy !req
539. unique New York...
Sweetie, we're starving.Copy !req
540. Sorry.Copy !req
541. All right, here goes.Copy !req
542. Um... I started today
trying to give EdieCopy !req
543. some kind of traditional
Thanksgiving,Copy !req
544. but I realize nowCopy !req
545. that tradition is
just whatever happensCopy !req
546. when you bring togetherCopy !req
547. the people you love.Copy !req
548. You know, Oprah
once said that...Copy !req
549. It's not time for Oprah.Copy !req
550. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
551. How do you
end these things?Copy !req
552. Amen? Amen!
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
553. Cheers.
A-men!Copy !req
554. Yeah!
Cheers, everybody.Copy !req
555. Oh, my God.Copy !req
556. That tastes just like
Benny Loco's!Copy !req
557. And the bow-chicka-wow-wow sauce
is perfect!Copy !req
558. Uhp! There's the chicka!Copy !req
559. Oh, I frickin'
love you, Jimmy.Copy !req
560. Try this.
Oh, yeah? Mmm?Copy !req
561. Oh, wow.Copy !req
562. Wow! Mmm.Copy !req
563. Come on, one more.
Come on.Copy !req
564. Oh!Copy !req
565. Hey, Bruce.
Yeah?Copy !req
566. Cheers.
Here we go.Copy !req
567. Here we go.
Here we go.Copy !req
568. There you go!
Nope. It's terrible.Copy !req
569. Oh, no.Copy !req
570. Oh, no.Copy !req
571. Did you forget
I was out there?Copy !req
572. No!Copy !req
573. No, we have a seat
for you right, um...Copy !req
574. right here.Copy !req
575. The dog woke me up.Copy !req
576. He was licking all over my face.Copy !req
577. We don't have a dog.Copy !req
578. Must've been a coyote.Copy !req
579. We have a dog.Copy !req
580. Oh, good.Copy !req
581. We were...
cuddling for a while.Copy !req
582. God, are you guys hot?Copy !req
583. Water?Copy !req
584. Okay.Copy !req
585. Cheers, son.
Oh, cheers.
Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
586. Happy Thanksgiving,
everyone.Copy !req
587. Cheers!Copy !req