1. All right,
game time. Let's do this.Copy !req
2. Yeah! Our favorite
country singer.Copy !req
3. Uh, Willie Nelson.Copy !req
4. Female.
Bonnie Raitt.Copy !req
5. First name good—
now, make itCopy !req
6. the matriarch of Parenthood.Copy !req
7. Uh... Bonnie Bedelia!Copy !req
8. Good. Now, your favorite book
when you were six!Copy !req
9. Amelia Bedelia!
Yes!Copy !req
10. Time! Time!Copy !req
11. That was literally like
watching verbal incest.Copy !req
12. Oh, don't be jealous.Copy !req
13. I assure you I am not.Copy !req
14. Well, you know, this is
sort of a blowout.Copy !req
15. Do you guys want
to switch up teams?Copy !req
16. Vanessa, you want
to roll with me?Copy !req
17. I, uh, give as good
as I take.Copy !req
18. I mean I take
as good as I give.Copy !req
19. I love taking it.Copy !req
20. You can team up
with my mom.Copy !req
21. Yeah.
All right.Copy !req
22. Okay.
Let's do this.Copy !req
23. I got it.
Okay, ready?Copy !req
24. Uh... oh, I am this old.Copy !req
25. 23... 22...
No... Wrong way.Copy !req
26. 32.
No.Copy !req
27. Pass. This is too hard.Copy !req
28. Okay, uh,
the first letterCopy !req
29. of my middle name.
Pass.Copy !req
30. My favorite place to go.
Pass!Copy !req
31. Uh, my favorite dessert.
Pass.Copy !req
32. The name of my blog.
Pass.Copy !req
33. I'm allergic to this.
Pass!Copy !req
34. Give me those.
You're no good at giving clues.Copy !req
35. All right.Copy !req
36. Uh, okay, the age I wasCopy !req
37. when I lost my virginity.Copy !req
38. Uh, 16.
Nope.Copy !req
39. 18.
Wrong way.Copy !req
40. Pass. Can I pass?Copy !req
41. Fine.Copy !req
42. It was Friday the 13th.Copy !req
43. Thirteen?Copy !req
44. Damn!Copy !req
45. Wow.Copy !req
46. Time.
How many did we get?Copy !req
47. Jenga, anyone?Copy !req
48. Jimmy, hang on.Copy !req
49. No, I played your game,
I drank your tap water,Copy !req
50. please let me leave
the suburbs!Copy !req
51. Oh, cut it out.Copy !req
52. Look, I see how hard
you've been trying lately.Copy !req
53. You're welcome.
Not done.Copy !req
54. Jimmy, I'm rooting for you,Copy !req
55. but you're not really
getting to know Gerald.Copy !req
56. Sure, you spend the
appropriate amountCopy !req
57. of time with him, but...Copy !req
58. It's like your hair.Copy !req
59. It looks good
but it's not real.Copy !req
60. It is, too!Copy !req
61. How many times do I have
to let you tug it?Copy !req
62. One more time.
No.Copy !req
63. No...Copy !req
64. Incredible!
That's just incredible!
Okay...Copy !req
65. You're one to talk about
my relationship with Gerald.Copy !req
66. I mean, thanks to you,Copy !req
67. he's a wig and a motel away
from being Norman Bates.Copy !req
68. One more time.Copy !req
69. Yeah.Copy !req
70. Ah!Copy !req
71. It's incredible.Copy !req
72. Okay, we get
one more story,Copy !req
73. and then we have
to go to bed, okay?Copy !req
74. Okay, ready?Copy !req
75. Once there was a kingdom,Copy !req
76. ruled by
a democratically elected,Copy !req
77. mixed-race,
female prime minister.Copy !req
78. And there was a princess
in a castle.Copy !req
79. And one day, the princess
met the perfect guy.Copy !req
80. He had long hair,Copy !req
81. and he had those lines
on the sides of his abs,Copy !req
82. and he did MMA,Copy !req
83. but only for the money,Copy !req
84. not because he's violent.Copy !req
85. Yeah! But then he died.Copy !req
86. Violently.Copy !req
87. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
88. But she met a better guy,Copy !req
89. with medium-brown hair,Copy !req
90. who loved 3D printing,Copy !req
91. and read the entire
Harry Potter seriesCopy !req
92. in one weekend.Copy !req
93. And he was super rich.Copy !req
94. In untapped potential.Copy !req
95. With a sick ride.Copy !req
96. That was also good
for the environment,Copy !req
97. 'cause it was a bicycle.Copy !req
98. And they fell in love and
lived happily ever after.Copy !req
99. They did?Copy !req
100. I saw an ending
and I took it.Copy !req
101. And she was kind of
checked out of this one.Copy !req
102. Come on, baby, let's go.Copy !req
103. We need to go to bed.Copy !req
104. We're outta here.Copy !req
105. Ooh!Copy !req
106. Can you believe Sara?Copy !req
107. I mean,
I've known Gerald a month,Copy !req
108. and she expects me to knowCopy !req
109. what size boxers
the kid wears.Copy !req
110. Come on, man.Copy !req
111. You know that kid
wears briefs.Copy !req
112. He so does, doesn't he?Copy !req
113. She thinks I have issues
with Gerald.Copy !req
114. She's the one with issues.Copy !req
115. I mean, with her movie nights
and her game nightsCopy !req
116. and her weird
"best friend mom" shtick.Copy !req
117. Nights.Copy !req
118. Maybe you both have issues.Copy !req
119. I pay you to chop, Victor.Copy !req
120. Just chop.Copy !req
121. Sara's right.Copy !req
122. You do have a hard time
getting real with people.Copy !req
123. I do not!
Okay.Copy !req
124. I am unfulfilled professionally,Copy !req
125. and I think
it's making me depressed.Copy !req
126. Who got that pepper mill?Copy !req
127. I hate this pepper mill.
Get a new pepper mill.Copy !req
128. You heard the man!
Get a new pepper mill!Copy !req
129. No... that's what
Jimmy does.Copy !req
130. Every time somebody
tries to get real with you,Copy !req
131. you change the subject,Copy !req
132. usually by asking for
a new pepper mill.Copy !req
133. Nah.Copy !req
134. Nah.Copy !req
135. Calling off the pepper mill
as a distraction technique.Copy !req
136. Are you really unhappy here?Copy !req
137. I have been working for
you for ten years,Copy !req
138. and I have no more
responsibilityCopy !req
139. than when I started.Copy !req
140. I have ideas!Copy !req
141. Well, you know, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't know.Copy !req
142. I want to do better.
Go ahead, hit me.Copy !req
143. What do you got?Copy !req
144. For starters, our bar
scene needs an update.Copy !req
145. By which I mean Willy.Copy !req
146. What's wrong with Willy?Copy !req
147. Bonjour, Monsieur Lemon!Copy !req
148. Wow, this one's a fighter!Copy !req
149. Ooh! Wow!Copy !req
150. Look at him!Copy !req
151. I swear to God,
the other day,Copy !req
152. I heard him say,
"ha-cha-cha."Copy !req
153. Hey, Willy, doing any
cocktail specials tonight?Copy !req
154. We got some really great
blackberries in.Copy !req
155. Blackberries?Copy !req
156. Am I making a drink
or a pie?Copy !req
157. A pie!
Good one, Willy!Copy !req
158. Hey, you want some
seltzer, Jimbo?Copy !req
159. Sure!
Get it yourself.Copy !req
160. Oop! Yeah!Copy !req
161. This guy.
Yeah.Copy !req
162. Our bar's falling
behind, Jimmy.Copy !req
163. Let me hire a mixologist—Copy !req
164. someone who wears
suspenders ironically.Copy !req
165. All right, fine.Copy !req
166. You want to hire
a mixologist, go ahead.Copy !req
167. To work alongside Willy.Copy !req
168. Now, you want some
tips on hiring?Copy !req
169. Don't worry, I got this.Copy !req
170. Fine. Hire away.
You feel better?Copy !req
171. Yeah, actually, I do.Copy !req
172. As the first woman in my family
to graduate college, it's—Copy !req
173. You see? I listen!
I'm not afraid of intimacy!Copy !req
174. I'm going to
get to know my sonCopy !req
175. the same way
his mother does.Copy !req
176. Ooh! Wow! Ooh!Copy !req
177. This one's a tough one.
Geez!Copy !req
178. Um, Mom... so, today,Copy !req
179. Vanessa told me she's
into my eyes.Copy !req
180. Score.
I know.Copy !req
181. So, I was gonna be, like,Copy !req
182. "Really? 'Cause I'm into you."Copy !req
183. Then Edie needed to be changed,Copy !req
184. and by the time I was done
with her diaper,Copy !req
185. Vanessa was texting
some guy named Jorge.Copy !req
186. Hey, uh, what do
you think the emojisCopy !req
187. cucumber, cucumber,
yogurt cup mean?Copy !req
188. Nothing good.Copy !req
189. Great for Jorge, though.Copy !req
190. Mm.Copy !req
191. So, uh...Copy !req
192. what movie we watching?Copy !req
193. A little Parisian
gem called...Copy !req
194. Are we getting
our Amelie on?Copy !req
195. You know it.Copy !req
196. Hey...Copy !req
197. This is normal, right?Copy !req
198. Of course.Copy !req
199. I mean, I don't like
when our feet touch, but...Copy !req
200. Ew.
Knock, knock!Copy !req
201. Oh...Copy !req
202. what kind of a
Grey Gardens nightmareCopy !req
203. did I just walk into?Copy !req
204. What are you doing here?Copy !req
205. You and I are gonna
hang out tonight.Copy !req
206. We're gonna bomb the crap
out of each other.Copy !req
207. You are?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
208. I'm gonna find outCopy !req
209. what makes
Gerald E. Kingsley tick.Copy !req
210. You know my middle initial.Copy !req
211. I don't know what it stands for,Copy !req
212. but leave something for later.Copy !req
213. I w... I would love to hang.Copy !req
214. Uh, um...Copy !req
215. we were, we were
gonna watch a movie.Copy !req
216. Oh!Copy !req
217. No!Copy !req
218. You guys should go.Copy !req
219. I can't even remember
the last timeCopy !req
220. I had a free night
to myself, to just relax.Copy !req
221. I can't wait to...Copy !req
222. read that... book.Copy !req
223. Okay. I'm ready.Copy !req
224. You sure you don't
want to change?Copy !req
225. No. I'm good.Copy !req
226. Shotgun!Copy !req
227. There's no book, is there?Copy !req
228. There could be a book.Copy !req
229. Ha!Copy !req
230. Hey...Copy !req
231. who's the guy
with the sick hat?Copy !req
232. He is keeping it tight
under that vest.Copy !req
233. He's the new mixologist
I hired.Copy !req
234. Big mistake.
Don't rock the boat.
Trust me, sister.Copy !req
235. Not your sister.
Not our dynamic.Copy !req
236. Let me take you back
to 2008.Copy !req
237. A young Indian dreamer
decides to inventCopy !req
238. a fun summer soup.Copy !req
239. But... turns out JimmyCopy !req
240. wasn't ready for
the cream of pork.Copy !req
241. Cream of pork?Copy !req
242. In the summer?Copy !req
243. It was chilled.
Why does...? The...Copy !req
244. That mixologist,
he's your cream of pork.Copy !req
245. He might be delicious,Copy !req
246. but don't mess
with what's working.Copy !req
247. Don't equate my
smart hiring decisionCopy !req
248. to your nightmare soup.Copy !req
249. I got this.Copy !req
250. How about a drink?Copy !req
251. Oh, I... I rarely drink.Copy !req
252. Liquid calories
and all.Copy !req
253. Kind of a husky kid.
Me, too.Copy !req
254. Really?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
255. You know what?Copy !req
256. Let's do it, right?
You know?Copy !req
257. It's, uh, male bonding night.Copy !req
258. I will have a virgin colada.Copy !req
259. How about a
16-year-old bourbon?Copy !req
260. Nine years younger than you.Copy !req
261. You know how old I am.Copy !req
262. Uh-huh.Copy !req
263. That's good.
Yeah?Copy !req
264. It's good.
Yeah.Copy !req
265. And it's expensive, too.Copy !req
266. Listen, I'd like us
to be able toCopy !req
267. just talk about
anything tonight.Copy !req
268. Just anything we want.
Go ahead.Copy !req
269. All right. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
270. Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay,
okay, okay.Copy !req
271. I have this reoccurring
dream, right?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
272. Where, um, I'm sick, and-and
someone's taking care of me.Copy !req
273. But I've never been able
to see their face.
Hmm!Copy !req
274. But last night,
last night, I did.Copy !req
275. It was you.Copy !req
276. You know?
You were my caretaker.Copy !req
277. Well, I love that.Copy !req
278. Yeah!Copy !req
279. Now you share something.Copy !req
280. Uh...Copy !req
281. Okay, oh, I got one.Copy !req
282. I have a reoccurring dream,Copy !req
283. that I'm dating Kate Middleton.Copy !req
284. And?
That's it.Copy !req
285. We're just really
happy together.Copy !req
286. Can I ask...
one more question?Copy !req
287. Yeah. Shoot.Copy !req
288. Well, you know,
when we first met,Copy !req
289. you said that you'd only
ever been in love once.Copy !req
290. And, uh...Copy !req
291. that you called each other
"Sushi" and "Ponyboy,"Copy !req
292. and, um...Copy !req
293. you thought you'd get married.Copy !req
294. It was Mom, wasn't it?Copy !req
295. Can I get your opinion on
a pepper mill at the restaurant?Copy !req
296. What?
I took a picture of it.Copy !req
297. It's, uh...Copy !req
298. What about you and Mom?Copy !req
299. We'll get to that.
We'll get to that.Copy !req
300. We'll get to everything.Copy !req
301. But the night's young,
so let's... let's have some fun.Copy !req
302. Let's mix it up.
Let's chop it up.Copy !req
303. Okay.
All right!Copy !req
304. Let the chopping begin!Copy !req
305. Oh...Copy !req
306. Yeah!Copy !req
307. Ross?Copy !req
308. Blech!Copy !req
309. Yes, hello, I'd like to switch
to paperless billing.Copy !req
310. Oh, I-I already have that.
Great.Copy !req
311. So where are you?Copy !req
312. In India.Copy !req
313. Oh.Copy !req
314. What time is it over there?Copy !req
315. Yeah!Copy !req
316. Okay, which Friend am I now?Copy !req
317. Oh, come on, I'm Monica!Copy !req
318. Willy, I want to introduce you
to your new partner Holden.Copy !req
319. New partner?
Holden?Copy !req
320. What is this—
a square dance?Copy !req
321. I don't need a partner.Copy !req
322. Sorry, Willy,
but the decision has been made.Copy !req
323. Wait, you hired
Salvador Dalí hereCopy !req
324. without asking me?Copy !req
325. Give us a minute.Copy !req
326. I don't have to ask you.Copy !req
327. I'm your boss.Copy !req
328. Not anymore, honey.Copy !req
329. I quit.Copy !req
330. Willy...
I don't need it.Copy !req
331. Jimmy's not gonna
like this.Copy !req
332. You know, I gave
Jimmy his first job.Copy !req
333. You did?
Yeah, mm-hmm.Copy !req
334. I hired him as a bar-back
in '84 at Dan Tana's.Copy !req
335. The kid dropped
everything.Copy !req
336. One day,
he broke an entireCopy !req
337. thousand-dollar bottle
of merlot.Copy !req
338. Now, they were gonna fire him.Copy !req
339. But I figured he was too prettyCopy !req
340. and too delicate
to hack it on the outside.Copy !req
341. So I took the fall.Copy !req
342. And that's when Jimmy
vowed to meCopy !req
343. that when he got
his own restaurant,Copy !req
344. he'd take care of me.Copy !req
345. And we've been together
ever since.Copy !req
346. I guess you ruined everything.Copy !req
347. Ha-cha-cha.Copy !req
348. You still got this?Copy !req
349. I do.Copy !req
350. This will not be
my chilled pork soup.Copy !req
351. Well, you should
taste it.Copy !req
352. East Hollywood Minimart, right?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
353. Best soft-serve in L.A.Copy !req
354. Let's see.Copy !req
355. Mmm, yummy!Copy !req
356. Right?
Yeah.Copy !req
357. Tonight was the best, man.Copy !req
358. I mean, we didn't really
talk about anything,Copy !req
359. but who cares, right?Copy !req
360. All right.Copy !req
361. "Ponyboy and Sushi"--
you got one question.Copy !req
362. Shoot.Copy !req
363. Yes! Okay, um,Copy !req
364. Did she
know how you felt?Copy !req
365. No, no! Wait, wait!
Why didn't you tell her?Copy !req
366. Do you still love her?Copy !req
367. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
368. All right,
when I met your mom,Copy !req
369. she was this, uh,
she was this hot rocker chick.Copy !req
370. All right,
she was the only girl cookCopy !req
371. in this restaurant
we worked at and— oh, God—Copy !req
372. I chased her for months before
she gave me the time of day.Copy !req
373. Then we started dating,
and, uh... you know,Copy !req
374. I was this young hot shot.Copy !req
375. I always had
one foot out the door.Copy !req
376. But, I mean, y-you said she's
the only girl you've ever loved.Copy !req
377. Yes, yes, but I thoughtCopy !req
378. the timing was all wrong.Copy !req
379. I thought that I had forever.Copy !req
380. But, see, that's
the thing about timing.Copy !req
381. Delay, delay, delay,Copy !req
382. then suddenly...
it's too late.Copy !req
383. Ancient history.Copy !req
384. "Suddenly it's too late."Copy !req
385. Wow, it's so—Copy !req
386. No, don't-don't start.
Don't start that.Copy !req
387. I'm a sympathy vomiter.Copy !req
388. Okay, see, now it's—Copy !req
389. I'm gonna get us some water.Copy !req
390. Hold on, stay right there.Copy !req
391. They didn't have water,
so I got thisCopy !req
392. foreign soda
called So Funky.Copy !req
393. Gerald?Copy !req
394. Gerald!Copy !req
395. Gerald?Copy !req
396. Gerald!Copy !req
397. I'll be your Gerald.Copy !req
398. No thank you.Copy !req
399. Gerald?Copy !req
400. Jimmy, what the hell?Copy !req
401. Do you know
what time it is?Copy !req
402. Yeah, it's 9:45.Copy !req
403. Correct.Copy !req
404. I was just getting
ready to go out.Copy !req
405. This is the robe I wear
when I'm getting ready to—Copy !req
406. We don't have time
for your weird little lie!Copy !req
407. I lost our son!Copy !req
408. He drank $300-worth
of small-batch bourbonCopy !req
409. and just disappeared.Copy !req
410. Oh, relax, you and I never hadCopy !req
411. a night out
when we weren't drunk.Copy !req
412. You didn't see the kid.
He peed in my ficus.Copy !req
413. He's not answering.Copy !req
414. Okay, fine.Copy !req
415. I'll go get the dressCopy !req
416. I was gonna put on
right before you—Copy !req
417. Nobody cares what time
you went to bed.Copy !req
418. This gift basket is full of hay!Copy !req
419. That it on the Jordan almonds?Copy !req
420. You can have all the
Jordan almonds you wantCopy !req
421. if you come back.Copy !req
422. It's never been
about the almonds for me.Copy !req
423. You expect me to work
alongside this teenage bobo.Copy !req
424. That's very disrespectful.Copy !req
425. You're right.
Ravi, give him some money.Copy !req
426. No, why don't you
give me some money?Copy !req
427. You're always eating
my Indian sweets.Copy !req
428. No, I'm not.
Yes, I can smellCopy !req
429. the gulab jamun
on your breath right now.Copy !req
430. Willy, please come
back, please.Copy !req
431. You know what?
This gets a big oldCopy !req
432. "I don't need it."Copy !req
433. Hey, guys,
I made some snacks.Copy !req
434. Luckily, I always keep
mini-quiches on handCopy !req
435. in case anyone drops by
to visit me or dad.Copy !req
436. I throw away
a lot of mini-quiches.Copy !req
437. Mmm.Copy !req
438. You made this?Copy !req
439. Oh, yeah.
It's incredible.Copy !req
440. It's something I like
to call a Tahitian julep.Copy !req
441. Instead of mint,
I use passion fruit.Copy !req
442. You're a bartender, too?Copy !req
443. Oh, not really.Copy !req
444. I can't travel 'cause of Dad,Copy !req
445. so I like to make things
that taste likeCopy !req
446. the places I'll never see.Copy !req
447. Willy?Copy !req
448. How would you like
to work with someoneCopy !req
449. talented, free-spirited
and beautiful?Copy !req
450. You know Rachel Ray?Copy !req
451. What were you guys
doing over here?Copy !req
452. Eating ice cream.Copy !req
453. Ooh! East Hollywood
Minimart?Copy !req
454. It's so depressing thatCopy !req
455. that's a destination
for you two.Copy !req
456. Hey, maybe we should
just give up.Copy !req
457. He's probably dead.Copy !req
458. I had a good run with him.Copy !req
459. Sucks for you, though,Copy !req
460. because you barely
got to know him.Copy !req
461. Stop mocking me.Copy !req
462. This is all your fault.Copy !req
463. When you raise a sweet man-boyCopy !req
464. with a romantic female soul.Copy !req
465. See, this is another exampleCopy !req
466. of how much
you don't know your son.Copy !req
467. He's been taking care of himself
for a long time.Copy !req
468. There was one summer
where he spent every dayCopy !req
469. in a sporting goods store
because I couldn't afford camp.Copy !req
470. What section did he hang out in?Copy !req
471. 'Cause he certainly
can't play catch.Copy !req
472. Oh, no! What are you doing?
I like that song!Copy !req
473. I never want to hear
that song again.Copy !req
474. Remember we were
driving to Joshua TreeCopy !req
475. and that was the only single
we could listen to,Copy !req
476. because you forgot
my cassette tapes.Copy !req
477. You think I forgot them?Copy !req
478. I just didn't want to listen
to U2 all weekend.Copy !req
479. Well, we were going
to Joshua TreeCopy !req
480. and-and the album
was called Joshua Tree—Copy !req
481. Yeah, I get it!Copy !req
482. It's Gerald.
Hey, where are you?Copy !req
483. And why haven't you
answered my calls tonight?Copy !req
484. I just want to thank you
for what I'm about to do.Copy !req
485. You have inspired me, my friend.Copy !req
486. I am not gonna delay anymore.Copy !req
487. What are you talking about?
Where are you?Copy !req
488. Don't you worry your pretty
little head about that.Copy !req
489. Next stop, Echo Park Avenue.Copy !req
490. Echo Park?
Oh, no!Copy !req
491. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
492. What are you doing?Copy !req
493. He's going to Vanessa's.
He's gonna tell herCopy !req
494. he's in love with her.Copy !req
495. In the middle of the night?Copy !req
496. What is this—
a cheesy rom-com?Copy !req
497. Aw, you're right.Copy !req
498. I raised him on girly
movies and feelings!Copy !req
499. I gave him a female soul!Copy !req
500. What do you think he's doing?
Standing outside her windowCopy !req
501. with a, with a boombox
over his head?Copy !req
502. Quite possibly.Copy !req
503. We watched that last week.Copy !req
504. Of course you did.Copy !req
505. That's it—
next movie nightCopy !req
506. I'm showing him Road House.Copy !req
507. There he is.Copy !req
508. What is that— a drone?Copy !req
509. Oh, we got to stop him.Copy !req
510. What are you thinking
disappearing like that?Copy !req
511. I was worried sick about you.Copy !req
512. You were?Copy !req
513. Well, not "sick,"
it was casual.Copy !req
514. It was a cool amount
of worry.Copy !req
515. I have to tell Vanessa
I'm in love with her.Copy !req
516. Via drone?
It's the only way.Copy !req
517. I can think of so
many other ways.Copy !req
518. This is for you, Vanessa!Copy !req
519. He made this?Copy !req
520. It's incredible.Copy !req
521. If Vanessa doesn't
want to be with him,Copy !req
522. I'm gonna date him myself.Copy !req
523. Oh, I knew our movie nightsCopy !req
524. were good for him.Copy !req
525. You shook my confidence,Copy !req
526. but deep down, I knew.Copy !req
527. Vanessa, do you see this?Copy !req
528. Hola, Geraldo.Copy !req
529. Buenas noches,
Abuela!Copy !req
530. Vanessa
is not here.Copy !req
531. She's not?Copy !req
532. Do you want some
arroz con pollo?Copy !req
533. No gracias.Copy !req
534. I'm gonna bring you some.Copy !req
535. She missed it.Copy !req
536. Well, you should
still feel proud.Copy !req
537. She's here!
Game time!Copy !req
538. Hey, guys,
what's going on?Copy !req
539. This is what's going on!Copy !req
540. Damn, wrong button!Copy !req
541. Do something!Copy !req
542. That was a, uh,
a-a cool video, Gerald.Copy !req
543. Thanks for showing me that.Copy !req
544. Okay, we'll see ya.
Stop this charade, Vanessa!Copy !req
545. Good night, Vanessa.
See ya!Copy !req
546. I'm never drinking again.Copy !req
547. Hey, um, my journal's
on my nightstand.Copy !req
548. Will you write down all the good
stuff that happened tonight?Copy !req
549. No, but I will read it
and make fun of you.Copy !req
550. Well, you can't
'cause it's locked.Copy !req
551. Joke's on you.Copy !req
552. It really feels like
it's on you, pal.Copy !req
553. Sorry tonight
was such a disaster.Copy !req
554. Oh, it wasn't such a disaster.Copy !req
555. I mean, if I was
the type of personCopy !req
556. to talk about my feelings,
I'd tell you that I'm sorryCopy !req
557. that I haven't been better
about connecting with you.Copy !req
558. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
559. Is that the first time
you called me Dad?Copy !req
560. Yeah, I think it was.Copy !req
561. Get out.
I'm gonna blow.Copy !req
562. No, I'm good.Copy !req
563. But I thought
you hated vomit.Copy !req
564. It's okay, go ahead.Copy !req
565. Ooh!Copy !req
566. That's all right.Copy !req
567. I'm fine now.Copy !req
568. Did you hire a mixologist
who Willy could work with?Copy !req
569. Come on, of course I did.Copy !req
570. Hey, Jimmy,
how come you never told usCopy !req
571. Willy got you your first job?Copy !req
572. It's nice that that's
why you keep him around.Copy !req
573. That's not why I
keep him around.Copy !req
574. I keep him around
because I feel badCopy !req
575. that I had sex
with his daughter.Copy !req
576. 20 years ago.Copy !req
577. You did?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
578. Did it end well?
Like, so wellCopy !req
579. you'd be excited to see her
around every day?Copy !req
580. No, she's crazy.Copy !req
581. Crazy awesome?Copy !req
582. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
583. So great seeing you.Copy !req
584. I'm gonna go help my
dad cut some lemons.Copy !req
585. The one that
got away, Jimbo.Copy !req
586. Dad!Copy !req