1. You know why I like you, Edie?Copy !req
2. Because we have
so much in common.Copy !req
3. We both love to curl up
with a good book and learn, huh?Copy !req
4. Any good suggestions?
I...Copy !req
5. Let me see that.Copy !req
6. The Toad and the Turtle.Copy !req
7. Oh, they're in a car.Copy !req
8. Very On the Road.Copy !req
9. You're so smart.Copy !req
10. You see that, Edie?
You see that?Copy !req
11. I turned and smiled
right at that pretty girl.Copy !req
12. You know why?
Because I'm back.Copy !req
13. Back.
I'm strong.Copy !req
14. I'm back. I'm strong.
Strong!Copy !req
15. That's right.
I strong!Copy !req
16. I'm strong.Copy !req
17. Can I tell you a
secret? Come here.Copy !req
18. There may have been
a moment recentlyCopy !req
19. when I thought that me and your
grandma had a little spark.Copy !req
20. Now Sara's seeing
some hacky musician.Copy !req
21. Real derivative,
not our type at all.Copy !req
22. But you know, I'm
happy for her.Copy !req
23. The only thing we
have in common is a kidCopy !req
24. and a grandkid and
a family and...Copy !req
25. Grandma.
Yeah, Grandma. Exactly.Copy !req
26. Grandma. Mama.
It's much easier
to think of herCopy !req
27. as a grandma
to get over her.
Grandma.Copy !req
28. An old lady with
a great body.
Grandma,
Grandma, Grandma.Copy !req
29. Oh. There you are.
Hi.Copy !req
30. Ooh, Edie,
this is a special day.Copy !req
31. You are about to meet a woman
who broke the glass ceilingCopy !req
32. in the male-dominated business
world to become the CEOCopy !req
33. of a Fortune 500 company:
Catherine Sanders.Copy !req
34. That's right, Edie.Copy !req
35. Women can break
glass ceilings, too.Copy !req
36. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
37. Catherine's doing her
book signing over there.Copy !req
38. And fear not.
I've come prepared.Copy !req
39. Eh, what's the big deal?
She's a CEO.Copy !req
40. Big whoop.
I'm a CEO of Jimmy's.Copy !req
41. You don't see me
bragging about it.Copy !req
42. You brag about it constantly.Copy !req
43. And Catherine Sanders is
so much more than a CEO.Copy !req
44. She's the first African-American
woman to sit on fiveCopy !req
45. Fortune 500 boards.Copy !req
46. She has 1.2 million Instagram
followers, and she...
(snoring)Copy !req
47. Okay. Great. That's solid.
(whistling, snoring)Copy !req
48. Hey, listen, all right?
If my first marker fails,Copy !req
49. I'll say "Hit me," and you
hand me the second one, cap off.Copy !req
50. Catherine Sanders is not
a woman who wastes time.Copy !req
51. Chapter nine.Copy !req
52. Why do I care about
meeting some female...Copy !req
53. Thank you.
old Warren Buffetty
kind of hot...Copy !req
54. Hot. She's hot.
Okay.Copy !req
55. (Edie jabbers)
Hi.Copy !req
56. Catherine Sanders.Copy !req
57. God! Hit me!
Hit me!
What?Copy !req
58. I'm just gonna go get that
real fast over here.Copy !req
59. So, do you have a marker?Copy !req
60. Oh, yes, in fact, I do.
I do have one.Copy !req
61. So, who should I make this out
to? Catherine with a "C?"Copy !req
62. Hmm.
There you are.Copy !req
63. Well, this is a first.Copy !req
64. (laughs)
"Reach for the stars."Copy !req
65. Well, thank you
for the free advice.Copy !req
66. Who said it was free? Hmm?Copy !req
67. I am not sure if I really like
you, or really dislike you.Copy !req
68. Gotten that before.
Let's go with "like."Copy !req
69. I think it's more fun.Copy !req
70. Well, the signing
is all about, uh,Copy !req
71. Jerry Martini having fun,
isn't it?Copy !req
72. Look, I know
you're a woman who doesn't likeCopy !req
73. to waste time— chapter nine.Copy !req
74. So let me be direct.Copy !req
75. You intrigue me.Copy !req
76. Well, if we're being direct,Copy !req
77. should we just get it on
right now in the travel section?Copy !req
78. Beats the do-it-yourself
section.
(laughing)Copy !req
79. Found it. (laughs)
Sorry about him.Copy !req
80. Uh, Gerald,
classic spelling.Copy !req
81. Listen, I know
you think thatCopy !req
82. you're cute— which you are—
but you're holding up my line.Copy !req
83. Well, perhaps we should
pick this up later over dinner?Copy !req
84. I, too, am a CEO
of a popular restaurant.Copy !req
85. Here's my card.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
86. And, uh, what's your number?Copy !req
87. I'm not giving you my number.Copy !req
88. But you can wait for me
over there, and when I'm doneCopy !req
89. with the signing,
I will come say hi.Copy !req
90. Wait over there?Copy !req
91. Right over there.
Over there?Copy !req
92. Yes, I will draw you a map.Copy !req
93. Over there.Copy !req
94. Next!Copy !req
95. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
96. Hi.
It's been 18 minutes.Copy !req
97. What kind of mind games
is this woman playing?Copy !req
98. Just chill out. All right, this
is what it means to interactCopy !req
99. with a woman who has other
things to do besides you.Copy !req
100. What are you supposed to do
with your hands when you wait?Copy !req
101. Not that.
Pockets?Copy !req
102. Nope.Copy !req
103. Ah, it's her.Copy !req
104. "Sorry I had to run."Copy !req
105. What?Copy !req
106. "Are you free for a drink?Copy !req
107. "I can do right now,
or from 8:35 to 8:50.Copy !req
108. Otherwise, touch base
next month."Copy !req
109. Wow. Catherine
Sanders texted you?Copy !req
110. Dad, for the first time,Copy !req
111. you're actually as
cool as you say you are.Copy !req
112. Oh, you think that's cool?
Watch this.Copy !req
113. "Now would be great.Copy !req
114. "I'm going to have to shuffle
a few things around— you know,Copy !req
115. CEO stuff.
Be there in 20."
No.Copy !req
116. (text whooshes)
Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
117. I am going to go in my car
and wait for 20 minutes.Copy !req
118. Want to say good-bye
to Edie?Copy !req
119. Nope.
All right.Copy !req
120. Our new office isn't so bad.
It's got charm,Copy !req
121. luggage, Christmas spirit,Copy !req
122. Grandpa.Copy !req
123. It was really nice of your
family to let us use this room.Copy !req
124. Oh, I got an idea for the app.Copy !req
125. (TV playing loudly)
We should sell it...Copy !req
126. so that we can sell less.
What?Copy !req
127. We should sell it...
(TV plays loudly,
vacuum running)Copy !req
128. Vanessa, I feel like
we need our own office space!Copy !req
129. Why?
Oh, my God!Copy !req
130. Will everyone please shut up?Copy !req
131. (whispering):
Sorry, Rico.
Shh!Copy !req
132. Come on, Vaness.Copy !req
133. We can do better.
All right...Copy !req
134. Okay, just gonna... Pardon.Copy !req
135. Twisted underneath...
Oh, okay.Copy !req
136. Oh, God, I'm such a klutz. I'll
pay to have those dry-cleaned.Copy !req
137. First of all, I've never had
anything dry-cleaned in my life.Copy !req
138. Second of all,
a stain by Sara Kingsley?Copy !req
139. You kidding me?
These are my new favorite pants.Copy !req
140. Oh, in that case, I'll dump
the whole glass on you.Copy !req
141. I'm kidding. I love this wine.Copy !req
142. Mm!Copy !req
143. I want to know
everything about you.Copy !req
144. Yeah, there's not
that much to know.Copy !req
145. I love pizza, hate
racism, yada, yada.Copy !req
146. Yeah, see, I think
there's more to you than that.Copy !req
147. You were a single mom,
all alone,Copy !req
148. teaching a boy how to be a man.Copy !req
149. I play the bar mitzvah
circuit, so I get it.Copy !req
150. Yeah, it was... it was tough.
You know what else is tough?Copy !req
151. Getting another drink.
Excuse me.Copy !req
152. You know, I'm excited about us.
This feels real.Copy !req
153. You're the kind of woman
that I couldCopy !req
154. spend the whole night
just talking to.
Yeah.Copy !req
155. We could do that, or...Copy !req
156. Ugh.Copy !req
157. I'm gonna go turn my underwear
back around.Copy !req
158. Hi. So, I shouldn't have
to say this to you,Copy !req
159. because you're a grown woman,
but pleaseCopy !req
160. don't have car sex
in the parking lotCopy !req
161. of your son's father's
classy restaurant, okay?Copy !req
162. (gasps): Oh.
Or...Copy !req
163. is car sex exactly
what I should be having?Copy !req
164. I just said it wasn't.Copy !req
165. What's happening to you?Copy !req
166. Just keeping things light
and stupid with Craig.Copy !req
167. You know how I love
light and stupid.Copy !req
168. I'm an idiot.Copy !req
169. He's trying
to make it all serious,Copy !req
170. and I don't know if I...Copy !req
171. Sara, there's clearlyCopy !req
172. some things you're
working through,Copy !req
173. but for me, it's
just about not wantingCopy !req
174. to see your pale ass against
a windshield when I'm at work,Copy !req
175. so, park on Hoover or something.Copy !req
176. There a lot you recommend,
or...? I'll figure it out.Copy !req
177. Best part
about being a female CEO—Copy !req
178. when things don't go your way,Copy !req
179. you can always
just blame it on...Copy !req
180. Your period.
The failings
of a male-dominated society.Copy !req
181. Men are slimes.
They're pigs.Copy !req
182. I was gonna say that.Copy !req
183. (chuckles)
Why didn't you tell meCopy !req
184. that you are the "Jimmy"
of Jimmy's?Copy !req
185. Oh, well, you know, I just
assumed you'd Googled me.Copy !req
186. If you Google "Jimmy"
and "restaurant"Copy !req
187. I'm, like, the
ninth one down.
(laughs)Copy !req
188. Oh, wow,
but I didn't Google you.Copy !req
189. But now I know
you Googled me.
Yeah, and you know,Copy !req
190. if you Google, "Catherine
Sanders topless,"...
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
191. You know what you get?
You in a convertible.Copy !req
192. (laughing)
Cute picture of you.
Oh, thank you.Copy !req
193. Ah.
I got this.Copy !req
194. No, no, I got it.
Ah, bah, bah, dah.Copy !req
195. Really.Copy !req
196. Want to get out of here?Copy !req
197. Yeah.Copy !req
198. My place is pretty close by.Copy !req
199. Mine's nicer.
You haven't even
seen mine yet.Copy !req
200. Yours is nicer.Copy !req
201. Take off your shirt.Copy !req
202. Once again, mine's nicer.Copy !req
203. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
204. Annelise, I'll-I'll need a, uh,Copy !req
205. "You Were Great Last Night
But I Got to Run" basket.Copy !req
206. Yeah, coffee, bagels, the works.
I'll send you the address.Copy !req
207. (door opening)
I got to go.Copy !req
208. Hey. Listen,
I'm gonna have...
Hey!Copy !req
209. So I'm off to San Francisco.Copy !req
210. My driver isCopy !req
211. downstairs waiting for you.Copy !req
212. I had him pick you up
a cappuccino,Copy !req
213. a frittata, the works.Copy !req
214. So much better than
a cheap bagel, right?Copy !req
215. You have a good day.
Bye, beautiful.Copy !req
216. Bye.Copy !req
217. Hey, thanks for hooking us up
with office space, Papa.Copy !req
218. Now we're even for when you took
Edie to see The Hateful Eight.Copy !req
219. Jimmy, this Wi-Fi passwordCopy !req
220. is not gonna work for me.Copy !req
221. I can't remember
all the numbers.Copy !req
222. Password stays. 908746527
is my lucky number.Copy !req
223. But I love the confidence.
You remind me of a youngCopy !req
224. Catherine Sanders.Copy !req
225. Oh, yeah, yeah.
How'd the big date go?Copy !req
226. Was it as sexy as
her New Yorker pieceCopy !req
227. on gender bias
in the tech space?Copy !req
228. Well, it was nice,
but it was a little weird.Copy !req
229. I mean, she paid
for the check.Copy !req
230. I mean, and not just like
pretend to grab itCopy !req
231. and then stick me for the bill.
She got it, and she paid it.Copy !req
232. Do you know
they have a Purple Card?Copy !req
233. I have an MMA Superfan card.Copy !req
234. Spend 20K in a year, you get to
take a picture in The Octagon.Copy !req
235. Oh, yeah?
Boom.Copy !req
236. Welcome
to the chocolate factory.Copy !req
237. Fixer-upper.
This blows.Copy !req
238. Hey, free is free.Copy !req
239. Oh, if the health inspector
comes in, no hablo inglés.Copy !req
240. But, no, this...
this could work, right?Copy !req
241. You know, if we put
the printer over there,Copy !req
242. and the bookcase over
by that asbestos.Copy !req
243. Incoming!Copy !req
244. So much milk.Copy !req
245. (sighs)
Glad to say good-bye to that.Copy !req
246. All right.Copy !req
247. (electricity buzzing)
What's up?Copy !req
248. Uh, maybe this is stupid,
but I always thoughtCopy !req
249. that having a real office meant
I was on the right track.Copy !req
250. Like something you'd see
in Silicon BeachCopy !req
251. with glass desks, and dorks
riding around on hoverboards.Copy !req
252. Growing up, I never thoughtCopy !req
253. it was possible
for someone like me,Copy !req
254. and neither did anyone else.Copy !req
255. With this app—
which is short for application—Copy !req
256. I felt maybe it was, but...Copy !req
257. maybe not.Copy !req
258. Hey, we'll find
something better.Copy !req
259. Hmm.
Tablet, please.Copy !req
260. Thank you.Copy !req
261. What's the Wi-Fi
password again?Copy !req
262. 908746527.Copy !req
263. Wow.Copy !req
264. Can you text me? I think
the cell towers are down.Copy !req
265. Not buying it. Try again.Copy !req
266. Guess the towers aren't down.Copy !req
267. I texted Catherine,
like, two hours ago,Copy !req
268. and she hasn't
texted me back.Copy !req
269. Who does that?
You, to everyone
that you date.Copy !req
270. I don't need that tone.Copy !req
271. It's just confusing, becauseCopy !req
272. we had such a great time,Copy !req
273. and she-she gets
my brand of comedy,Copy !req
274. our bedroom demeanor
was playful,Copy !req
275. yet it had a
hint of danger.Copy !req
276. It's unbeliev... I don't
need this. I don't need her.Copy !req
277. I've got plenty of
girls right here.Copy !req
278. Good-bye, Catherine, hello...Copy !req
279. Funny Sandwich Girl.Copy !req
280. Ah! Aha, ha-ha!
I knew she couldn't stay away.Copy !req
281. You know, first it was a tone,
now it's a look.Copy !req
282. What look?
This is just my face.Copy !req
283. I know what you think—
you-you think that she has meCopy !req
284. in the palm of her hand.
Well, let me tell you something.Copy !req
285. Every once in a while, it's niceCopy !req
286. to be on the receiving end
of a frittata.Copy !req
287. Whew! Boy! I know
you didn't sleep your wayCopy !req
288. to the top,
but you definitely could have.Copy !req
289. You know, that
was only 70%.Copy !req
290. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
291. I was a bit distracted by
the Japanese bank crisis.Copy !req
292. You know, I know
this may sound crazy,Copy !req
293. but I-I think I may be ableCopy !req
294. to go again
in, like, ten seconds.Copy !req
295. Well, now,Copy !req
296. i-if we're standing
I'm gonna need about 20.Copy !req
297. Ooh! Downstairs sex. I'm in.Copy !req
298. As tempting as that sounds,Copy !req
299. I have this thing
in the morning.Copy !req
300. Oh.
Yes.Copy !req
301. And if you stay,Copy !req
302. I am gonna want to go again.
Yeah?Copy !req
303. And again.
Mm.Copy !req
304. And again.
Yeah.Copy !req
305. Well, I have that
effect on women.Copy !req
306. Yes, you do.
(chuckles)Copy !req
307. Bye.Copy !req
308. Wait, how the hell
did I get out here?Copy !req
309. Not even a frittata this time?Copy !req
310. I'd like to personally
thank all of you for coming inCopy !req
311. an hour and a half early. Now, I
don't know if you've observed meCopy !req
312. over the last few days, but,
uh, recently, I am tangled upCopy !req
313. into a romantic game of chess,
and it's my move.Copy !req
314. I recuse myself.
Checkers guy.Copy !req
315. See, now, I don't know what
it's like to be the weak oneCopy !req
316. in the relationship— that's
where all you come in handy.Copy !req
317. Ah.
All right, let's roll
up our sleeves, huh?Copy !req
318. I'm honestly not
trying to be difficult,Copy !req
319. but I'm in a tank top.Copy !req
320. Ooh, I got something.
Uh, you!Copy !req
321. The big guy.
Okay, when I thoughtCopy !req
322. I was dating that traffic cop...Copy !req
323. Next.
Whenever Grace blows me off,Copy !req
324. I just play it super cool
and blow her off right back.Copy !req
325. Trust me, she is all over me
the rest of the night.Copy !req
326. Now we're going somewhere.Copy !req
327. How long have you and Grace
been together?Copy !req
328. Well, I rescued her
as a kitten in '09...Copy !req
329. Although
who rescued who, right?Copy !req
330. Grace is a cat?
Dude, come on, man.Copy !req
331. He's never gonna
come to us for advice again.Copy !req
332. No, actually, while
that glimpse into CJ's lifeCopy !req
333. was wildly disturbing,Copy !req
334. it's got me thinking.Copy !req
335. See, maybe I'm trying
too hard with Catherine.Copy !req
336. I need to blow her
off a little bit.Copy !req
337. Annelise, what do you got
for the rest of the day?Copy !req
338. I was planning on ramming my
head into a wall with no helmet.Copy !req
339. Well, cancel 'em all,Copy !req
340. because I've been struck
by inspiration.Copy !req
341. Now, we'll need sweatpants...
and popcorn.Copy !req
342. And somehow, some way, we've
got to make me look unkempt.Copy !req
343. Now, come on, let's go.Copy !req
344. Let's go.
Not you.Copy !req
345. Not you.
Chill out, guys.Copy !req
346. So I had to pull some strings
to get this reservation,Copy !req
347. but I think it's
gonna be worth it.Copy !req
348. Six-course tasting menuCopy !req
349. and a nice, quiet,
private little table,Copy !req
350. so we can really talk.Copy !req
351. Or we could do something fun.Copy !req
352. A band I know is playing
in Echo Park tonight—Copy !req
353. they're terrible.
But after this...Copy !req
354. Oh.
They'll be
pretty darn tolerable.Copy !req
355. You'd rather do that
than go to dinner and talk?Copy !req
356. Craigy, this
is a cheaper optionCopy !req
357. and you still get laid,
so take the win.Copy !req
358. Okay, yeah.
This could be fun.Copy !req
359. But just a heads up,
when I get high,Copy !req
360. I tend to open up.Copy !req
361. You're about to get to know
me on a pretty deep level.Copy !req
362. Oh, well... Oh!Copy !req
363. Oops. It got away from me.Copy !req
364. Butterfingers.
I guess we'll justCopy !req
365. have to skip
straight to the sex.Copy !req
366. Or you could just
pick up the joint...
Mm.Copy !req
367. Drop something?Copy !req
368. Hm.
You folks
have a medical marijuana card?Copy !req
369. Uh, C-C-Craig?Copy !req
370. Who... who said that?Copy !req
371. I can't see
because of my glaucoma.Copy !req
372. Step out of
the vehicle, please.Copy !req
373. Okay.Copy !req
374. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
375. All right, what is
the big surprise?Copy !req
376. Is Rihanna here?
'Cause I'm sort of over her.Copy !req
377. You'll see.Copy !req
378. Oh, now I know it's Rihanna.Copy !req
379. Stop guessing.Copy !req
380. Would you believe
that we're not actuallyCopy !req
381. at Silicon Beach
right now?Copy !req
382. Oh, wait, before you
answer that— play ocean sounds.Copy !req
383. (waves crashing, gulls cry)
Got all this stuff off
craigslist. And look:Copy !req
384. a dork on a hoverboard.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
385. You did this for me?Copy !req
386. That depends. Are you impressed
or do you find this creepy?Copy !req
387. You're the freakin'
best dude ever.Copy !req
388. Look, Vanessa...
this app, this businessCopy !req
389. we're building together,
it's thanks to you.Copy !req
390. You make me feel like I can doCopy !req
391. anything in the world...
except eat dairy.Copy !req
392. And... and I want to make
you feel the same way.Copy !req
393. Now, I know this isn't exactly
the fancy officeCopy !req
394. that you dreamed of,
but I promise you,Copy !req
395. all right? We won't...Copy !req
396. (doorbell rings)
Showtime.Copy !req
397. Who is it?Copy !req
398. Uh, Catherine.Copy !req
399. Catherine!Copy !req
400. Oh, hi.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
401. What are you doing dressed like
a freshman during finals?Copy !req
402. We have a date.
That's right. We have a date?Copy !req
403. You made this whole
big deal aboutCopy !req
404. me coming to your place first?Copy !req
405. Yes, I'm such a scatterbrain.Copy !req
406. I was just hanging out,
you know,Copy !req
407. eating popcorn,
catching up with my stories,Copy !req
408. but I'm gonna
take a long shower.Copy !req
409. We're gonna take you out.Copy !req
410. You like hot dogs?Copy !req
411. Yeah, hard pass on that.Copy !req
412. Wait, what?Copy !req
413. It just feels like you're
playing some kind of game.Copy !req
414. I don't play games.
They bore me,Copy !req
415. and I win them too easily.Copy !req
416. Take care.Copy !req
417. Oh, yeah, you don't play games.Copy !req
418. Who takes two hours
to text somebody back?Copy !req
419. A game player.Copy !req
420. And you also stole my popcorn.Copy !req
421. Hey, Jimmy, thank you
for bailing us out.Copy !req
422. Oh, no problem, Cheech.Copy !req
423. You want to ride in my car
or you gonna takeCopy !req
424. your magic carpet?
All right. Okay.Copy !req
425. Hey, you want
to go see that band now?Copy !req
426. Nah, I'm good. I think
I got enough entertainmentCopy !req
427. watching my cellmate expel
a condom of crystal meth.Copy !req
428. Oh, come on. It was just
a little bit of stupid fun.Copy !req
429. So we can't buy a firearm now...
Sara,Copy !req
430. I'm all about stupid fun.Copy !req
431. I once braided my hair with
little seashells to be funny,Copy !req
432. and then kept it for five years.Copy !req
433. Wow.
But I'm not onlyCopy !req
434. about stupid fun... I mean,
every time we get together,Copy !req
435. it turns into getting high in
a car or having sex in a car.Copy !req
436. With this Sara that happened?Copy !req
437. Sorry, you guys
are having a thing.Copy !req
438. Look, I'm sad to say this,
Sara— I just thinkCopy !req
439. that we want different things.Copy !req
440. I'll see you around.
It's been fun.Copy !req
441. Oh, crap.Copy !req
442. You okay?
Yeah.Copy !req
443. If it makes you feel
any better,Copy !req
444. I, too, am having
a terrible night.Copy !req
445. Oh. Were you also almost
cut for being a snitch?Copy !req
446. Worse. I started dating
this girl,Copy !req
447. and, basically, she's
the female version of me.Copy !req
448. That's terrible.Copy !req
449. No, that's not even
the bad part... I think.Copy !req
450. The bad part is I-I was trying
to get the upper hand,Copy !req
451. and I acted like an idiot.Copy !req
452. Do you really like herCopy !req
453. or are you just bummed
that you lost some game?Copy !req
454. Because if it's
the game thing,Copy !req
455. just buy yourself something
expensive and unnecessary.Copy !req
456. If you actually like her,
you should tell her.Copy !req
457. She probably doesn't know.Copy !req
458. So I still may have
the upper hand.Copy !req
459. Oh, Jimmy...Copy !req
460. Kidding. Good advice.
Thank you.Copy !req
461. Mm-hmm.
Want my advice about Craig?Copy !req
462. Aw, it's cute that
you're trying. But no.Copy !req
463. Hey.Copy !req
464. I'm not sure why you
asked me to come over.Copy !req
465. If it's an apology, it's weird
that you made me drive to you.Copy !req
466. That is true. But I madeCopy !req
467. a tasting course dinnerCopy !req
468. to make up for the one
that we missed.
(chuckles) That's right.Copy !req
469. We were in jail.
I forgot about that.Copy !req
470. Okay, now, keep
your expectations in check.Copy !req
471. I only had an hour
to put all of this together.Copy !req
472. But for our first course,
we have the tail endCopy !req
473. of a sun-dried tomato hummusCopy !req
474. paired with baby carrotsCopy !req
475. that may have peaked
a couple of weeks ago.Copy !req
476. You're literally naming
my favorite leftovers.Copy !req
477. (chuckles)
Okay. For our second course,Copy !req
478. this block of cheddar
and a baguetteCopy !req
479. that doubles as a weapon.Copy !req
480. Whoa. How did I get
a reservation here?Copy !req
481. Well, it doesn't hurt that
you're sleeping with the chef.Copy !req
482. Um...Copy !req
483. look, I need another shot.Copy !req
484. I got into this thinking I was
just gonna keep things fun,Copy !req
485. but that led to jail.Copy !req
486. And I think I strained my
neck from all that car sex.Copy !req
487. Did I do something wrong?Copy !req
488. I think the problem was
that you didn't.Copy !req
489. Hmm.
I mean, for me, it's
almost easier dating someoneCopy !req
490. with a lot of flaws,
like a bigot or a kleptoCopy !req
491. or a stand-up comedian,
because if it ends,Copy !req
492. I don't have to care.Copy !req
493. But you're great,Copy !req
494. and this felt real in a way
that I wasn't used to.Copy !req
495. I got scared.
So I acted like a dummy.Copy !req
496. I can start being a klepto,
if that helps.Copy !req
497. (chuckles)
Or...Copy !req
498. let's try this your way.Copy !req
499. Let's go deeper.Copy !req
500. Do you want me
to tell you aboutCopy !req
501. my classmate from
high school who died?Copy !req
502. Can you do it
while we're eating?Copy !req
503. Deal. To be honest,
she was kind of a bitch.Copy !req
504. (chuckles)
Mm!Copy !req
505. Hey, are we giving this
another try?Copy !req
506. Uh, I mean, I thought we said
we weren't, 'cause of Edie.Copy !req
507. Yeah, we did say that.Copy !req
508. But screw Edie.Copy !req
509. I love you.Copy !req
510. I love you, too.Copy !req
511. Don't ever say
screw my daughter again.Copy !req
512. Got it.
Yeah.Copy !req
513. Oh!Copy !req
514. Seriously?Copy !req
515. What is it
with your horny family?Copy !req
516. I've seen every one of you naked
this week.Copy !req
517. Sorry, Annelise!Copy !req
518. My bad!Copy !req
519. Hi.Copy !req
520. So, I screwed up pretty badly.Copy !req
521. Yes. Continue.Copy !req
522. Continue? Isn't this
the part where you say,Copy !req
523. "You had me at 'hi.'
And take your top off"?Copy !req
524. No, you don't have me yet.
Wow, you're tough.Copy !req
525. You were right.
I was playing games.Copy !req
526. I-I just didn't know what to doCopy !req
527. with a woman like you.
And all the girlsCopy !req
528. I've been with before
weren't adequate preparation.Copy !req
529. All the girls?Copy !req
530. All three.Copy !req
531. No, I-I...Copy !req
532. I know this isn't PC,
but I-I've never been the womanCopy !req
533. in a relationship.
That's okay.Copy !req
534. I haven't either.Copy !req
535. Really?
(chuckles)Copy !req
536. Get in here.
All right.Copy !req
537. So how's this gonna work,
two kings ruling one country?Copy !req
538. Well, the Romans had
two tribunes.
Mm...Copy !req
539. But they usually killed
each other.Copy !req
540. That's not gonna happen here,
is it?Copy !req
541. Not intentionally.Copy !req
542. But we could try.Copy !req
543. I'm in. But this time
I want my frittata.Copy !req
544. Well, you're gonna have
to earn it.Copy !req
545. Race you. Oh, oh, oh! (whoops)
(laughing)Copy !req