1. Hey. Thank you guys for coming.Copy !req
2. Thanks.Copy !req
3. Hi.Copy !req
4. I'm Jimmy.Copy !req
5. Hi.Copy !req
6. I'm hanging out...Copy !req
7. No, I'm hanging out with
Tony Danza, Bruce Springsteen,Copy !req
8. No.
and somebody walks by
and goes, "Hey, Boss."Copy !req
9. I go, "Yep?"Copy !req
10. Oh, this place is great.Copy !req
11. You like it?
Yeah.Copy !req
12. Is there a bedroom?Copy !req
13. I don't know.Copy !req
14. Want to explore?Copy !req
15. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
16. I'm having so much fun with you.Copy !req
17. I'm having fun with you.Copy !req
18. But I'm just curious,
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
19. where do you see this going?Copy !req
20. Where do I see this going?Copy !req
21. Stay in touch.
Yeah.Copy !req
22. And, uh, I hope they
find your brother.Copy !req
23. Hi. I'm Jimmy.Copy !req
24. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
25. All right, everybody,
I have someCopy !req
26. important announcements
to make.Copy !req
27. I broke it off
with the redhead.Copy !req
28. I know you were all fond of her,
so don't be too sad.Copy !req
29. Who?
Which redhead?Copy !req
30. What happened to the brunette?Copy !req
31. Also, I'm closing
the restaurant tomorrowCopy !req
32. to get new upholstery...Copy !req
33. Oh good, I hated
the upholstery.Copy !req
34. Let me finish...
and the new upholsteryCopy !req
35. is the same
as the old upholstery.Copy !req
36. Let me finish.
I hated the upholsteryCopy !req
37. 'cause it's opposite day.
I love it.Copy !req
38. Since we got the night off,Copy !req
39. we should all go out
and do something tonight.Copy !req
40. Who's in?Copy !req
41. Yeah, I'm in. Cool. Dad?Copy !req
42. Pshh. You think he wants
to hang out with us lowlives?Copy !req
43. My man's got
a phoneful of honeysCopy !req
44. just waiting to date him.Copy !req
45. Well, he's not wrong.Copy !req
46. And they're not honeys,
they're women.Copy !req
47. And one of them could be
the next Mrs. Jimmy Martino.Copy !req
48. See what we got.Copy !req
49. Ooh, text "Bookstore Girl."
All right.Copy !req
50. No, no, uh, "Girl in Front
of Door comma Tall."Copy !req
51. Okay.
No, no, Poor Man's Halle Berry.Copy !req
52. Yes, Victor, yes, yes.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
53. Why pick one?Copy !req
54. Why don't we cast a wide net?Copy !req
55. And I've got the perfect bait.Copy !req
56. Watch this.
Yeah.Copy !req
57. Oh.Copy !req
58. A response already?Copy !req
59. Reel it in, boss.
Reel it in.Copy !req
60. No, no, this is Priya.Copy !req
61. Yikes, I thought you
blocked her number.Copy !req
62. She's obsessed with me.Copy !req
63. I never went out with the girlCopy !req
64. but she sends me a video
every day.Copy !req
65. Hey, Jimmers, I told my bossCopy !req
66. I was going to the bathroom,Copy !req
67. but really
I was just sneaking awayCopy !req
68. so I could send you this.Copy !req
69. But I am gonna pee after,
'cause I do have to goCopy !req
70. and I'm not allowed to take
too many breaks.Copy !req
71. Bye.Copy !req
72. Who was recording
that video?Copy !req
73. I was wondering the same thing.
Ooh.Copy !req
74. Get back to work.Copy !req
75. Caprese salad.Copy !req
76. How's your meal?Copy !req
77. My spaghetti only has
one meatball.Copy !req
78. Can I have a discount?Copy !req
79. Well, dinner's
on the house tonightCopy !req
80. and you only have one meatballCopy !req
81. because you gave your other
meatball to your daughter.Copy !req
82. Nummy.Copy !req
83. Way to tank it, Edie.Copy !req
84. Ooh, I'd like another glass
of the Montepulciano.Copy !req
85. Got it.Copy !req
86. Or a more full-bodied red,Copy !req
87. if you have it.
Got it.Copy !req
88. Done?Copy !req
89. That's all.Copy !req
90. Got it.Copy !req
91. Whoa. No joke,Copy !req
92. you order like Beyoncé.Copy !req
93. Hey, you're single and classy.Copy !req
94. You want to come with me
to this new chic barCopy !req
95. on Melrose tomorrow?Copy !req
96. I'm trying to step up
my classy game.Copy !req
97. You know, books,
that kind of thing.Copy !req
98. Are you talking about
Bar Marseillaise?Copy !req
99. I've been dying to go there.Copy !req
100. Also, I've been dying
to go anywhere.Copy !req
101. The last time I had
a real night off,Copy !req
102. I had a date with a man.Copy !req
103. Well, a girls' night
sounds like fun.Copy !req
104. It's been a long time
since I've rocked the Casbah.Copy !req
105. We can tell.Copy !req
106. Well, Jimmy, unlike you,Copy !req
107. I don't need to go out
every nightCopy !req
108. and seek validation
from the opposite sex.Copy !req
109. That's not true.Copy !req
110. No, it's not an insult,
it's a fact.Copy !req
111. You're addicted
to female validation.Copy !req
112. Everything about you
is aimed at getting it.Copy !req
113. Like what?
You car,Copy !req
114. your clothes, the way you only
approach women from the rightCopy !req
115. because that's
your good side.Copy !req
116. That one French poem
you memorized.Copy !req
117. "Chanson d'Après-midi"
is a classicCopy !req
118. that everyone should know.Copy !req
119. Ooh, fancy.Copy !req
120. Right.Copy !req
121. Then, of course,
once you get the validationCopy !req
122. that you're after, you bail
before it gets too serious,Copy !req
123. and then you're on
to the next girl.Copy !req
124. That's not true.Copy !req
125. True.Copy !req
126. There's a pretty woman
behind youCopy !req
127. that keeps looking over here.Copy !req
128. I wonder what her deal is.Copy !req
129. I'm not falling for that.Copy !req
130. Look at those legs.Copy !req
131. All right, I am going to lookCopy !req
132. because I don't want to be rude
in case you're not tricking me,Copy !req
133. which I knew the whole time
you were tricking me.Copy !req
134. You turned with your right side.Copy !req
135. Yup.Copy !req
136. Uh, Edie, just stay out of this.Copy !req
137. Do I enjoy the company
of women? Yes.Copy !req
138. Do they enjoy the company
of me?Copy !req
139. I don't know, I don't know.
You know.Copy !req
140. But that doesn't mean
I seek validationCopy !req
141. or that I... that I have
some sort of addiction.Copy !req
142. I'm going out tomorrow night
to a placeCopy !req
143. that I can pretty much guarantee
is women-free.Copy !req
144. Guys, uh, count me in
for whatever stupid thingCopy !req
145. you're doing tomorrow night.Copy !req
146. We're actually still deciding.Copy !req
147. It's between a Korean spa,Copy !req
148. and a museum of curiosities.Copy !req
149. If we shoot the moon,
we can do both.
Spa.Copy !req
150. Damn it.Copy !req
151. See, a beautiful woman
just walked by,Copy !req
152. and I didn't even notice her.Copy !req
153. Isn't this place perfect?Copy !req
154. Yeah, I Googled "rich people,
bar, Downton Abbey"Copy !req
155. so we can class things up.Copy !req
156. Oh, good evening, "gar-kon."Copy !req
157. One wine cooler, please.Copy !req
158. We don't have those here.Copy !req
159. Oh, out of stock. I see.Copy !req
160. Then I'll simply
purchase a white wine.Copy !req
161. What varietal?
Grape.Copy !req
162. Okay.Copy !req
163. I am not seeing a lot of talent
out tonight.Copy !req
164. It's never a good signCopy !req
165. when you can beat up
every guy in the bar.Copy !req
166. I thought that
was your type.Copy !req
167. They all look like your ex.Copy !req
168. Well, uh, Bruce was nice,
but he didn't really...Copy !req
169. Make you horny. Got it.Copy !req
170. Oh, sorry I'm late.Copy !req
171. Jimmy made me go buy him
a new spa robe.Copy !req
172. Anyway, let's get some food.Copy !req
173. What do you guys want?
Okay.Copy !req
174. What am I gonna get?Copy !req
175. Don't say hot dogs—
I had three for lunch.Copy !req
176. Ooh, never had this.Copy !req
177. Brick oven-roasted
artichoke sounds fancy.Copy !req
178. Yeah, get that.Copy !req
179. I'm gonna have the, uh...Copy !req
180. God. Sorry.Copy !req
181. Hello, Jimmy.Copy !req
182. Yes, Koreatown is safe now.Copy !req
183. The riots ended 24 years ago.Copy !req
184. Can I get some
sugar for this?Copy !req
185. Sugar?Copy !req
186. Just get her some sugar.Copy !req
187. This is awesome.Copy !req
188. Wait a minute, I thought you
said we were going to a spa.Copy !req
189. This is a spa:Copy !req
190. the cheapest Korean
spa in all of L.A.Copy !req
191. All you can eat, drink
and schvitz for ten bucks.Copy !req
192. Great, just what I wanted
to do tonight,Copy !req
193. sweat into a bowl
of "bimbimbap."Copy !req
194. Mm, yeah, I'm going to
"bimbimbap" my face off.Copy !req
195. Uh, and fill up on rice?Copy !req
196. First time at a
bargain Korean spa?Copy !req
197. Please. All right,
you're talking to the guyCopy !req
198. that brought an extra Tupperware
just to fill upCopy !req
199. with the complimentary lotion.Copy !req
200. Oh, were you just gonna use the
free lotion while you're here?Copy !req
201. Are you implying that you can
get more bang for your buckCopy !req
202. at this spa
than I can, bro?Copy !req
203. I'm not implying it.
I'm straight-up saying it.Copy !req
204. Oh, it is on.Copy !req
205. Bring it.Copy !req
206. Psyched for the sauna, Dad?Copy !req
207. Oh, this is perfect. It's
got everything I'd want.Copy !req
208. Dirty towels, fungus...Copy !req
209. all my employees'
penises. Ew.Copy !req
210. Come on, let's go!
No more phone!
Bro time!Copy !req
211. Come sauna with us.
The sauna is up.Copy !req
212. Let's go, Grandpa.
Sauna is up.Copy !req
213. The sauna, the sauna.
All right, all right.Copy !req
214. Now I finally understand
why jocks beat up nerds.Copy !req
215. Yay! Yeah!
That's because their jealous
of our potential.Copy !req
216. Yup, been a Red Sox fan
ever since I went to HBS.Copy !req
217. Get the hell out of here!Copy !req
218. I went to Hank's
Bartending School, too!Copy !req
219. Did you hear they got robbed?Copy !req
220. I meant Harvard Business School.Copy !req
221. Oh.
Here you go.Copy !req
222. Ah...Copy !req
223. Looks yummy.Copy !req
224. I'll just...
I'm gonna let it cool.Copy !req
225. Yeah.Copy !req
226. Hot. Steam.Copy !req
227. No, seriously,
this tour was unbelievable.Copy !req
228. They said we'd be lucky
to see one whale.Copy !req
229. We saw two whales.Copy !req
230. Wow. That story really lives up
to the hype.Copy !req
231. Thanks.Copy !req
232. I have to say,
I was hoping you'd talk to me.Copy !req
233. I was figuring out
if you were gay.Copy !req
234. This is my boss.
Don't go anywhere.Copy !req
235. Hey. I got something going
with this Harvard guy...Copy !req
236. Mm-hmm.
but how the freak
do you eat a artichoke?Copy !req
237. What? Uh, just peel back
the leavesCopy !req
238. and scrape off the stuff
at the end with your teeth.Copy !req
239. The best part is the heart
in the center.Copy !req
240. Got it. Wait, it has a heart?Copy !req
241. I don't know how much more
of this place I can take.Copy !req
242. I've spoken
to three different accountantsCopy !req
243. about whale watching.Copy !req
244. Ugh.Copy !req
245. Oh. Maybe I spoke
too soon.Copy !req
246. Pardon my reach.Copy !req
247. Hi, I'm Luke.Copy !req
248. Oh. Sara.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
249. Ever been on a whale watch?
No.Copy !req
250. Good. Buy me a drink.Copy !req
251. Love to. Bartender.Copy !req
252. Gerald, if I respond
to a flirty text,Copy !req
253. that doesn't mean I'm addicted
to female attention, does it?Copy !req
254. No, not by itself,
but, you know,Copy !req
255. if you take into account
your years of womanizing,Copy !req
256. then... yeah.Copy !req
257. Victor...Copy !req
258. I'm-I'm just trying
to find true love.Copy !req
259. Why is that so
controversial?Copy !req
260. I guess because
if a man of your stature wantedCopy !req
261. to find true love,
he'd have found it by now.Copy !req
262. Whew! Round three, baby.Copy !req
263. There's at least ten dollars
of free kimchi right here.Copy !req
264. No, no, no, no. What about all
this, huh? What about all this?Copy !req
265. 50 bucks worth of soju,
$12 worth of baked eggs.Copy !req
266. They cook 'em
right in the sauna.
Guys, you better goCopy !req
267. a little easy on this food.
It's looking a little... wet.Copy !req
268. The buffet table gets
a little splash from the shower.Copy !req
269. That's a meal and a beverage
all in one.Copy !req
270. Yep.
Ugh.Copy !req
271. Come on, Dad, treat yourself.
A little egg action.Copy !req
272. Uh-uh.
Why not?Copy !req
273. I thought
this was an all-male spa.Copy !req
274. Boy, she cuts right
to the chase, doesn't she?Copy !req
275. I wonder what her story is.Copy !req
276. From the looks of it,
she washesCopy !req
277. the towels
and then folds them.Copy !req
278. Fascinating.Copy !req
279. Would you like
to try our artichoke?Copy !req
280. Oh. Yeah. I love 'em.Copy !req
281. Those are the discarded pieces.Copy !req
282. Have a nice night.Copy !req
283. Chipped my tooth—
Fishbone concert.Copy !req
284. I broke my arm
at a Better Than Ezra concert.Copy !req
285. Cooler injury. Lamer band.Copy !req
286. Right.Copy !req
287. It's really nice to talk to you.
I have to be honest,Copy !req
288. I haven't been out in a while.Copy !req
289. Oof. I totally get it.Copy !req
290. I'm so bad at this stuff.Copy !req
291. No. You're doing pretty good.Copy !req
292. How am I doing?Copy !req
293. You are doing okay.Copy !req
294. I don't want to kill the mood,
but I really hate my ears.Copy !req
295. Could you...Copy !req
296. Yep.Copy !req
297. Thank you.Copy !req
298. I got to say,Copy !req
299. I kind of miss the ear.Copy !req
300. All right, you can put it back.Copy !req
301. Yeah! Scored some
of these sick water shoesCopy !req
302. someone left in the shower.
These babies are worthCopy !req
303. at least 20 bucks. What's up?Copy !req
304. Please. I just got
a free full-body massageCopy !req
305. from Magic Fingers over there.Copy !req
306. Yeah, I don't think
Magic Fingers works here.Copy !req
307. But he was so thorough.Copy !req
308. Oh. Allow me.Copy !req
309. There we go.Copy !req
310. Here it is.Copy !req
311. They don't teach me how to fold
towels at the restaurant I own.Copy !req
312. I own a restaurant.Copy !req
313. You have such a great sense
of humor. What's your name?Copy !req
314. Uh, towel?Copy !req
315. Tuh-owry?Copy !req
316. Uh, towel?Copy !req
317. Oh, you don't speak English.
You were just...Copy !req
318. laughing at my comedic rhythms.
That's... I get that a lot.Copy !req
319. Let me text my
assistant Annelise.Copy !req
320. Oh, shoot.Copy !req
321. Ugh. Sorry this keeps...Copy !req
322. happening. Crap.Copy !req
323. Yes. Big Sur is amazing.
I get up there whenever I can.Copy !req
324. Well, the next time you ride
up there on your motorcycle,Copy !req
325. if you want someone to split
the gas money with...Copy !req
326. Oh.Copy !req
327. Um, I'm sorry.Copy !req
328. I must have given you
the wrong impression.Copy !req
329. I'm actually married.
What?Copy !req
330. Yeah, my wife and I have this
agreement where we can go outCopy !req
331. and flirt as much as we want,
just as long as it doesn't leadCopy !req
332. to anything physical,
you know?Copy !req
333. We call it Catch and Release.Copy !req
334. My wife's pretty cool.Copy !req
335. What?Copy !req
336. What? That's all
an artichoke is?Copy !req
337. This is not worth it.Copy !req
338. Oh, this heart thing
better be good.Copy !req
339. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
340. Hangshin lee? What did you say?
I can't understand you.Copy !req
341. Are you so obsessed with female
validation that you are flirtingCopy !req
342. with someone who doesn't
even speak your language?Copy !req
343. It doesn't matter that
she doesn't speak my language.Copy !req
344. She speaks me.Copy !req
345. Chun... Hold on. Can you say it,
please, to her?Copy !req
346. Thank you. What is it?Copy !req
347. Okay, I translated it.Copy !req
348. It means, "I have a husband."Copy !req
349. I see.Copy !req
350. Could've fooled me, you flirt.Copy !req
351. And I have a life. Bye, Jimmy.Copy !req
352. Mmm... Mmm...
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
353. Nope.Copy !req
354. Hey, it's Jimmy.Copy !req
355. Yeah, it turns out
I can go to the play now.Copy !req
356. Any chance it starts
at 11:00 p.m.Copy !req
357. and is near Koreatown?Copy !req
358. Hey, it's Jimmy.
You still want to get dinner?Copy !req
359. No? Good night.Copy !req
360. Hey, well, now that you're up,
you want to go to dinner?Copy !req
361. No? Hello?Copy !req
362. Hey, any chance
you're free tonight?Copy !req
363. You can get free?Copy !req
364. Perfect.Copy !req
365. Oh, uh, this isn't our bill.Copy !req
366. We-we paid the ten dollars
on the way in.Copy !req
367. Oh, this is for your
alcohol and food.Copy !req
368. You eat like a giant monster.Copy !req
369. Wait. Isn't it
all you can eat and drink?Copy !req
370. New owner. The old owner
went bankrupt.Copy !req
371. That whole all-you-can-eat thing
was a really bad business model.Copy !req
372. Thanks.Copy !req
373. But...Copy !req
374. I can't afford that.
No!Copy !req
375. Wh-Why did you make
me eat all those eggs?Copy !req
376. I hate eggs.
I hate kimchi.Copy !req
377. I don't even like competing!
I just like value!Copy !req
378. Come on, you egg eaters,
let's wrap this up.Copy !req
379. We're gonna go meet some girls
at a karaoke bar. Come on!Copy !req
380. It just keeps
getting worse.Copy !req
381. How much does that cost?
Mm.Copy !req
382. Hey, there she is.Copy !req
383. Jimmers!Copy !req
384. Priya?
Oh.Copy !req
385. I knew that bathroom video
would get you, you perv!Copy !req
386. You guys remember
Priya, right?Copy !req
387. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
388. Mm-hmm. Hey, losers.Copy !req
389. You want to go sing?
Sure.Copy !req
390. Okay, come on.
Come on, let's sing.Copy !req
391. Uh, this is a Korean songCopy !req
392. that describes how
I'm feeling right now.Copy !req
393. It's called "The Penniless
Beggar of Gwangju."Copy !req
394. I can't believe
you texted me, stalker.Copy !req
395. Yeah, I stalked you.Copy !req
396. Priya, how long are we
staying here? These guys suck.Copy !req
397. Oh, my God,
get over yourself, Tory.Copy !req
398. Right before you texted,
these guysCopy !req
399. invited us to a secret
Rihanna show.Copy !req
400. but I said we can do that
any time. Anyway,Copy !req
401. how was London, England?
I can't believeCopy !req
402. you've been living there
this whole time.Copy !req
403. Priya, Priya...Copy !req
404. Aah!Copy !req
405. Isn't she a little bit
of terrific?Copy !req
406. Seriously, Priya?Copy !req
407. You even need
validation from her?Copy !req
408. You've literally
hit rock bottom.Copy !req
409. I know you think I have some
sort of addiction towards women,Copy !req
410. but that's not
what this is about.Copy !req
411. I mean, when I met her I sort of
dismissed her too quickly.Copy !req
412. That is immature.Copy !req
413. What I'm doing now shows growth.Copy !req
414. It's not all about you, Tory.Copy !req
415. Ow.Copy !req
416. Sweetie, let's
sing something together later.Copy !req
417. Something classic.
Do you like here Wiz Khalifa?Copy !req
418. Well, I...
Ow! Ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
419. And they can flirt as long as
it doesn't lead to anything?Copy !req
420. What's crazy is a guy
who sells a dime of potCopy !req
421. is behind bars
while this nutjob roams free.Copy !req
422. You don't do time for a dime.Copy !req
423. But I know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
424. What a jerk.Copy !req
425. Want to know how to
get back at him?Copy !req
426. help me find
this blonde.Copy !req
427. Hey.Copy !req
428. Just because you're unhappy
with your sexless marriageCopy !req
429. doesn't mean you can
flaunt your chiseled chinCopy !req
430. and get my friend all horned up.Copy !req
431. Yeah.
I'm all horned up.Copy !req
432. Whoa, hey, come on.
It was just harmless flirting.Copy !req
433. You should be
ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
434. I showed you my ear.Copy !req
435. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
436. And artichokes are dumb.Copy !req
437. Sure, the heart is delicious,Copy !req
438. but the leaves
are a bitch, so...Copy !req
439. Yeah.
And another thing—Copy !req
440. has anyone seen a tall,
blonde lesbian,Copy !req
441. blue top...Copy !req
442. Hello?Copy !req
443. Yes, Jimmy.Copy !req
444. We should get out of here.
Yup.Copy !req
445. You look terrible.Copy !req
446. I feel terrible, too.Copy !req
447. I think it was those sauna
eggs— I ate three of them.Copy !req
448. Oh, God, we just spent
so much money on food poisoning.Copy !req
449. Wait...
the spa gave us food poisoning.Copy !req
450. Now we can get our money back.Copy !req
451. You want to go puke
and call 'em?Copy !req
452. Oh, best night ever.
Yes!Copy !req
453. BT-dub, thank you
for saving my night.Copy !req
454. I've been out with just girls
for, like, three hours,Copy !req
455. and it's like,
what's even the point?Copy !req
456. But you can still have fun
with your girlfriends, right?Copy !req
457. It's not like you need
male validation.Copy !req
458. I didn't get a boob job
for my girlfriends, Jimmy.Copy !req
459. I don't squeeze myself into
this for my girlfriends.Copy !req
460. I don't wear this much
makeup for my girlfriends.Copy !req
461. Actually, can we switch sides?
Because this is my good side.Copy !req
462. Oh, my God.Copy !req
463. What, you don't think it is?Copy !req
464. No...Copy !req
465. Priya, this
isn't gonna work out.Copy !req
466. It... it's not you, it's just...Copy !req
467. London?
Yeah.Copy !req
468. But why... When are
you going back?
Now.Copy !req
469. Jimmy, uh,
our timing is so off.Copy !req
470. I feel like one day we're gonna
see each other in Belgium,Copy !req
471. and you're gonna
be like, "Priya?"
Yeah.Copy !req
472. And I'm gonna be like, "Jimmy?"
Only I'm gonna have a baby then.Copy !req
473. I just hit rock-bottom.Copy !req
474. This is nice.Copy !req
475. No guys to play their sick
head games with us.Copy !req
476. And I know
how to eat everything here.Copy !req
477. And you know
what else?Copy !req
478. No more Jimmy for tonight.Copy !req
479. Off.Copy !req
480. I need something to drink
and something to punch.Copy !req
481. You know, they're going
to redo the upholstery.Copy !req
482. Really?
Mmm. Oh, I'm going in.Copy !req
483. Oh, no,
I got my own.Copy !req
484. Let's go.Copy !req
485. Stop. Calling. Me.
Take that...Copy !req
486. Why don't you come in at
6:00 a.m. in the morning?Copy !req
487. Always calling...
Motorcycles...Copy !req
488. Rough night, angels?Copy !req
489. Damn it, you're
everywhere.Copy !req
490. I just came here for
a little peace and quiet.Copy !req
491. Oh, and actually that's
the new upholstery.Copy !req
492. Uh, they finished early;
I tried to text you, but...Copy !req
493. Okay.Copy !req
494. Thank you so much for
understanding, Mr. Kim.Copy !req
495. No, you have a good night.Copy !req
496. So we getting
our money back?Copy !req
497. No, but he said
we can come backCopy !req
498. and sweat out the food
poisoning anytime.Copy !req
499. For free?Copy !req
500. Half off.Copy !req
501. Best night ever.Copy !req
502. They're not watching.
Mmm.Copy !req
503. They're not watching.Copy !req
504. They're not wa...
Mmm, you're so pretty.Copy !req
505. Ew, they're not... Ew!Copy !req
506. Oh, my God, they're
not even watching.Copy !req
507. We're not watching.Copy !req
508. Not watching.
Do it again.Copy !req
509. Okay, here we go.
All right.Copy !req
510. Come on,
come on.Copy !req
511. Check it out.Copy !req
512. We fixed the booth.Copy !req
513. You can barely
even tell.Copy !req
514. You can sort of tell.Copy !req
515. You can take it
out of my paycheck.Copy !req
516. Eh, you work hard.Copy !req
517. You earn the right to destroy
a booth once in a while.Copy !req
518. Hey, I helped
fix it too!Copy !req
519. What do I get?Copy !req
520. He really used the term
"catch and release"?Copy !req
521. What a tool.
Yeah.Copy !req
522. What are we making?
Whatever.Copy !req
523. Only food I've been around
tonight is shower kimchi.Copy !req
524. Ugh.Copy !req
525. Sorry you had
a crappy night.Copy !req
526. Makes you feel any better,
you were right about me.Copy !req
527. I love women too much.Copy !req
528. Or maybe you rely on woman after
woman to make you feel specialCopy !req
529. because deep down you're
afraid you aren't.Copy !req
530. Or I want to find
the right woman,Copy !req
531. and I don't care
how long it takes.Copy !req
532. Or you're using
that as an excuse.Copy !req
533. You're not looking
for the right woman.Copy !req
534. That level of intimacy meansCopy !req
535. that you could get hurt.Copy !req
536. Or...Copy !req
537. Can't think of any more.Copy !req
538. Jimmy, you've been running
around like this for 25 years.Copy !req
539. What's your endgame, man?Copy !req
540. Says the 46-year-old woman who's
still attracted to bad boys.Copy !req
541. Ugh.
What's your endgame, man?Copy !req
542. Yeah, well, that's always
been my weakness.Copy !req
543. It's how you got
lucky 25 years ago.Copy !req
544. It's how I got lucky?Copy !req
545. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
546. Ugh, I guess at some point
we're gonna need to grow up.Copy !req
547. Too hard.Copy !req
548. Hey, I know, why don't
we have a backup plan?Copy !req
549. Okay, shoot.
Let's do one
of those pactsCopy !req
550. where we say that if we're not
married by the time we're 60...Copy !req
551. Let's make it 65 to be safe.Copy !req
552. Okay, if we're
not married by 70,Copy !req
553. then we'll get married.Copy !req
554. Yeah, okay. Why not?Copy !req
555. Sara Kingsley...Copy !req
556. if you're not dead
or married by...Copy !req
557. seventy...Copy !req
558. Oh.
will you marry me?Copy !req
559. Yes.Copy !req
560. A thousand times yes.Copy !req
561. Maybe we should say
at 75, just in case.Copy !req
562. You think? Why don't we,
why don't we just make it 80?Copy !req
563. 80! Yes!Copy !req
564. Women in my family tend
to die in their 60s,Copy !req
565. so 85 it is.Copy !req
566. Very good.Copy !req
567. There you go,
that's all you get.Copy !req
568. isn't it?
Yes! It is. I'm hungry!Copy !req
569. Sara...Copy !req