1. (phone chimes)
Okay, so I have
plenty of snacks,Copy !req
2. diapers are in the bag,
(phone chimes)Copy !req
3. and I will be back
to pick Edie up in two hours.Copy !req
4. Are you listening me to me?
(phone chimes)Copy !req
5. No, this crazy girl
I went out withCopy !req
6. a couple weeks ago
keeps texting me.Copy !req
7. She won't leave me alone.Copy !req
8. Kind of like you guys.Copy !req
9. So she's still texting youCopy !req
10. even after you told her
you weren't interested?Copy !req
11. I didn't tell her that.Copy !req
12. I'm ghosting her, see?
What is that?Copy !req
13. Oh, it's this cool new thing
where you ignore someoneCopy !req
14. who likes you
until they go away.
(phone chimes)Copy !req
15. Ooh, "ghosting," huh?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
16. So I guess I've been
ghosting the gymCopy !req
17. for the past few years.Copy !req
18. You're using it wrong.
Well, you're
the one ignoringCopy !req
19. (phone chimes)
a nice young lady,
so who's more wrong?Copy !req
20. She's not nice,
she's crazy.Copy !req
21. Eh, what do you know?Copy !req
22. (singsongy):
Don't kill our granddaughter.Copy !req
23. Don't tell me
what to do.Copy !req
24. Bye.
Later.Copy !req
25. Your grandmother doesn't
understand us young people.Copy !req
26. Ghosting's totally on flick.Copy !req
27. Flack.Copy !req
28. That's not right,
is it?Copy !req
29. Edie, what do you got
here, a magazine?Copy !req
30. Must be your grandma.Copy !req
31. I got everything except for
the smiling pile of poo.Copy !req
32. All right, my horsey's
about to lay the smackdown.Copy !req
33. How does the horsey go?
(whinnies)Copy !req
34. Wait a minute,
are you letting me win?Copy !req
35. What are you talking about?Copy !req
36. Because the only time I win
is when you let me win.Copy !req
37. And the only time you let me win
is when you want me happyCopy !req
38. because you're going
to give me bad news.Copy !req
39. Is that what's happening here?Copy !req
40. No. You just outplayed me.Copy !req
41. I thought so.Copy !req
42. Checkmate, sucker.Copy !req
43. I let you win. I have bad news.Copy !req
44. Damn it. What?Copy !req
45. We're trending in
the wrong direction.Copy !req
46. Reservations have gone down 15%Copy !req
47. over the last two months.Copy !req
48. Well, how did that happen?Copy !req
49. Well, for starters, everyone
can see in the kitchen.Copy !req
50. I mean, nobody
wants to seeCopy !req
51. this freak show
while they're eating.Copy !req
52. Hey, guys,
Jimmy's here! Jimmy!Copy !req
53. That's always been there.Copy !req
54. That hasn't changed—Copy !req
55. you have.
What?Copy !req
56. I haven't changed.
How have I changed?Copy !req
57. This is L.A.
A restaurant can't stay on topCopy !req
58. unless you make it
your whole life.Copy !req
59. Ever since your family came
along, you've gone soft.Copy !req
60. (sputters) "Gone soft."Copy !req
61. I don't even know what my
granddaughter's middle name is.Copy !req
62. Margaret,
or Christine?Copy !req
63. Oh, it is Christine.Copy !req
64. Isn't that pretty?
Edie Christine.Copy !req
65. Face it, you haven't been
on your "A" game lately.Copy !req
66. When I started here,Copy !req
67. there was nothing
you wouldn't do for this place.Copy !req
68. Show me your arm.Copy !req
69. Not that.Copy !req
70. This.Copy !req
71. November '06.Copy !req
72. You wanted the governor
to have his election party here,Copy !req
73. so what'd you do?Copy !req
74. You jumped the fenceCopy !req
75. and stormed his security detailCopy !req
76. so you could give him
a personal invitation.Copy !req
77. They tackled me
and gave me this scar, remember?Copy !req
78. We need that guy back.Copy !req
79. That guy would pull us
out of this.Copy !req
80. You're right.Copy !req
81. All right, this place
needs a shot in the arm,Copy !req
82. something big to get us
back on track.Copy !req
83. What do you guys got?Copy !req
84. I've got a good idea, boss.Copy !req
85. You really want
to make a splash?Copy !req
86. Don't say it, Ravi.Copy !req
87. Tableside guacamole.Copy !req
88. Get out.
Great.Copy !req
89. There's oneCopy !req
90. tried-and-true way
to get hot again.Copy !req
91. We score a huge celebrityCopy !req
92. and get them
to give us a shout-out.Copy !req
93. Good, yeah. You know,Copy !req
94. we've been lacking
in that area a little bit.Copy !req
95. We need somebody big, you know?Copy !req
96. Somebody cool, like, uh,Copy !req
97. like your Sinatras
or your Brandos...Copy !req
98. Or someone who's not dead.Copy !req
99. What about Chason Fairwick?Copy !req
100. Who's that?
I don't know who he is.Copy !req
101. He's a musician
who just blew up.Copy !req
102. His first tour sold out
in two minutes.Copy !req
103. But more importantly for us,Copy !req
104. he's got 60 million followers
across social mediaCopy !req
105. who do whatever he says.Copy !req
106. Good.
That's exactly what we need.Copy !req
107. Get me Chason Fairwick.Copy !req
108. Eh...Copy !req
109. What do you mean, "eh"?
Nothing.Copy !req
110. You know, I'm sure he'd be
great for the restaurantCopy !req
111. if you want someone, you know,Copy !req
112. popular and-and mainstream.Copy !req
113. We do.
Someone who appeals
to the "masses..."Copy !req
114. Again, we do.Copy !req
115. Or here's another way to go.Copy !req
116. I don't even know
if he's available, but...Copy !req
117. Norway's number one electronic
flautist, Borgshaft.Copy !req
118. I have an idea.Copy !req
119. We get L.A.'s number one dork.Copy !req
120. I'll see if he's available.Copy !req
121. Gerald, are you available?Copy !req
122. Did you just
make that up?Copy !req
123. I may have
underestimated you.Copy !req
124. You don't even know what you're
talking about, Victor, okay?Copy !req
125. Borgshaft basically invented
alt-electro dirge pop.Copy !req
126. Pitchfork just said he's, like,
"the next Flardsgaard."Copy !req
127. And Nerdfork says
you're the next Dorksgaard.Copy !req
128. All right, get me
this Chason guy.Copy !req
129. I gotta get out of hereCopy !req
130. before I die laughing.
Victor.Copy !req
131. All right, now that that's done,Copy !req
132. let's start
that tableside guac meeting.Copy !req
133. You guys ghosting me?Copy !req
134. (electronic pop playing)
Why are you playing that?Copy !req
135. What is that?Copy !req
136. Are you punishing her?Copy !req
137. What? This is Borgshaft.Copy !req
138. This is good.
(jabbering)Copy !req
139. Edie, you think
this is cool, right?Copy !req
140. Bad.Copy !req
141. Sometimes we think
we're teaching our kids,Copy !req
142. but really, they're teaching us.Copy !req
143. Sara, baby, I don't have time
to talk to you guys right now.Copy !req
144. I'm on a mission.Copy !req
145. Oh, Edie, we're gonna
have to hear Jimmy's takeCopy !req
146. on the Israeli-Palestinian
conflict another time.Copy !req
147. All right. Hey, Gerald,Copy !req
148. Annelise can't find
this Chason kid,Copy !req
149. so I need you to hack
into his serverCopy !req
150. and triangulate his location.Copy !req
151. You know I'm not
a hacker, right?Copy !req
152. And besides, hacking's a crimeCopy !req
153. and I definitely
don't want to go to jailCopy !req
154. for some no-talent tool.Copy !req
155. He's at a tattoo parlor
in Hollywood.Copy !req
156. How'd you figure that out?Copy !req
157. He just posted,Copy !req
158. "I'm at a tattoo parlor
in Hollywood."Copy !req
159. Looks like it has to beCopy !req
160. one of these nine locations.Copy !req
161. Oh, man.Copy !req
162. It's like I'm in The Matrix.Copy !req
163. I literally just Googled
"tattoo parlors in Hollywood."Copy !req
164. Stop speaking code, man.
Oh, God.Copy !req
165. Don't let that kid
near my computer.Copy !req
166. He's gonna crash a satellite
into the Moon.Copy !req
167. Is that Chason Fairwick?
Yeah.Copy !req
168. You're better than that.Copy !req
169. Are you asking for a time out?Copy !req
170. If he's not at
this tattoo place,Copy !req
171. can we stop for lunch?Copy !req
172. I need a falafel
in me or something.Copy !req
173. Come on, what would
Harriet Tubman do?Copy !req
174. No.
You know,
it's not because you're...Copy !req
175. Just stop.
All right.Copy !req
176. Oh, is that him?Copy !req
177. That's him.
Yeah.Copy !req
178. Right? Come on.Copy !req
179. Can I help you?
It's customers only.Copy !req
180. Oh, then I'm in luck,
because I'm a customer.Copy !req
181. One tattoo, please.
Want to look
through the book?Copy !req
182. I'm not really
a by-the-book kind of guy.Copy !req
183. I'll take a Tasmanian Devil.Copy !req
184. Page 42.Copy !req
185. Come on.Copy !req
186. Hey.Copy !req
187. Nice ink you're
getting there.Copy !req
188. Got the same tat myself.Copy !req
189. Don't ask me where.Copy !req
190. You have a tattoo
of my dad's birthday?Copy !req
191. Yeah, August 19, 1962.Copy !req
192. Yeah, I got that one.Copy !req
193. I'm, uh, I'm Jimmy Martino.Copy !req
194. Hey, idiot.
Sit still.
All right,
let's bounce.Copy !req
195. Wait. Hold on.
Hold on, guys. Hey.Copy !req
196. You know, uh,
after I get a new tat,Copy !req
197. I like to celebrate
with a great meal.Copy !req
198. What are you guys doing tonight?Copy !req
199. Can you just do that, please?
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
200. Jimmy owns an upscale
restaurant nearby.Copy !req
201. Yeah, it's called Jimmy's.
We'll hook you up:Copy !req
202. VIP treatment,
tasting menu, the works.Copy !req
203. Hey, I'm busy tonight,Copy !req
204. but can I bring some
friends by on Saturday?Copy !req
205. That depends.
Are they ink-heads like us?Copy !req
206. What?
You can bring 'em, sure.Copy !req
207. Hey, Cooper,
hook it up, all right?Copy !req
208. So we're super excited
for Saturday.Copy !req
209. Just a heads up:
Chason can be a bit demanding.Copy !req
210. When he says "some friends,"
it's usually somewhere
in the 90-120 range.Copy !req
211. Oh, also, he's on
a real '80s kick lately,Copy !req
212. so if you could, like, deck out
the place, that'd be great.Copy !req
213. Actually, you have
to do that.Copy !req
214. And also, this stuff, too.Copy !req
215. Pinball machines,Copy !req
216. mandatory '80s costumes,Copy !req
217. nothing maroon,
tableside guacamole.Copy !req
218. Look, if you're not feeling it,
now's the time to back out.Copy !req
219. No. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
220. You bring it.
We'll see you Saturday night.Copy !req
221. Okay.Copy !req
222. No.Copy !req
223. Get that thing away from me.Copy !req
224. He paid already, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
225. Okay, well, let's give
my dolphin a friend.Copy !req
226. This is good. Very '80s.
We got a pinball machine,Copy !req
227. (musical tone plays)
big colors...Copy !req
228. Oh, look at this.Copy !req
229. Happy now? Okay.
Yeah.Copy !req
230. Ravi, I never thought
I'd say this,Copy !req
231. but how are we
on the tableside guac?Copy !req
232. We are guaced and loaded, boss.Copy !req
233. Now, look, I know we're doing
this just because of Chason,Copy !req
234. but I really think when you see
this baby on its feet, you...Copy !req
235. I can't believe this.
Me neither.Copy !req
236. Chason Fairwick is gonna be
in this restaurant.Copy !req
237. No, Chason specifically said
no maroon.
This is red.Copy !req
238. Do you want to have
that conversation with him?Copy !req
239. You seem very tense.Copy !req
240. What happened to the fun,Copy !req
241. freewheeling Jimmy
we've come to love?Copy !req
242. That Jimmy brought shame
upon this restaurant.Copy !req
243. But tonight,
that's all gonna changeCopy !req
244. with a little help
from my friend Chason...Copy !req
245. Fairwick.
Fairwick.Copy !req
246. Now, he's gonna come in,
we're gonna impress him,Copy !req
247. he's gonna promote us,Copy !req
248. and we're gonna be
right back on top.Copy !req
249. It's a social media world
out there, kids.Copy !req
250. It really is.
You've got to trend.Copy !req
251. You've got to post.Copy !req
252. It's all
about the hashtag, Groupon.Copy !req
253. Those are words.Copy !req
254. Better?
Is this a joke?Copy !req
255. That's the maroonest
thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
256. Make her a necklace, will you?Copy !req
257. Color me impressed.Copy !req
258. This is phat.Copy !req
259. "Phat" is not '80s.Copy !req
260. Groovy?
Too far back.Copy !req
261. Where's my beef?Copy !req
262. Whatever.Copy !req
263. The '80s are my decade.Copy !req
264. I'm kind of an expert.Copy !req
265. Well, they hit your basics.Copy !req
266. Your neons, your fishnets.Copy !req
267. (knocks)
This song's pretty dece.Copy !req
268. I can work with this.Copy !req
269. I'm gonna show those kids
how we do.Copy !req
270. Hey, you guys came
in costume, too.Copy !req
271. "Too"? You're in costume?Copy !req
272. Yeah, well, I don't want
to look ridiculous.Copy !req
273. Okay, welcome.Copy !req
274. Thanks for coming.
Oh, and, uh,Copy !req
275. please move
out of the reception line.Copy !req
276. Thank you.Copy !req
277. Uh, uh, question.
I know the drinks are free,Copy !req
278. but there's not gonna be
a tip jar, is there?Copy !req
279. Here, take the money.Copy !req
280. Hmm, thank you.Copy !req
281. What about the tips?Copy !req
282. Hey, uh, Dad, when Chason gets
here, will you introduce us?Copy !req
283. Why, so you can tell him
he's not as goodCopy !req
284. as your weird Swiss yodeler guy?Copy !req
285. I promise I won't say
anything to ChasonCopy !req
286. that's not true.Copy !req
287. Keep an eye on him, huh?Copy !req
288. Mm.Copy !req
289. Jimmy.Copy !req
290. Chason's coming in
through the back entrance.Copy !req
291. Hey. Welcome.Copy !req
292. Hey, what's up, man?
I'm Chason.Copy !req
293. I know. I met you
at the tattoo parlor.Copy !req
294. Listen, Chason, we've, uh,Copy !req
295. we've done everything, uh,Copy !req
296. to make tonight as great
as possible for you.Copy !req
297. My goal is,
if you have a good time,Copy !req
298. that you'll tell everyone
how great Jimmy's is.Copy !req
299. Cool. Hey, so what's
with all the decorations?Copy !req
300. This, like, an '80s restaurant?Copy !req
301. No, no, your assistant saidCopy !req
302. that you were going
through an '80s phase, so...Copy !req
303. Oh, I guess so.Copy !req
304. Hey, which wall
do I get to paint?
You're gonna paint a wall?Copy !req
305. Not if you're gonna be
a dick about it.Copy !req
306. Who...Copy !req
307. Boss?Copy !req
308. I can't work like this.Copy !req
309. These avocados are a little firm
for tableside.Copy !req
310. People don't want to see me
struggle through the mash.Copy !req
311. No, I got it.
What's up, man?Copy !req
312. I wonder if he knowsCopy !req
313. he's not a good musician?Copy !req
314. Nobody put a $20
in that tip jar.Copy !req
315. He put that in himself.Copy !req
316. Somebody's got to tell him.Copy !req
317. You know, and if I
don't, who will?Copy !req
318. Do you see the psychology here?Copy !req
319. He's trying to get peopleCopy !req
320. to tip him bigger.Copy !req
321. Screw it, I'm going in.Copy !req
322. Here you go.Copy !req
323. Thank you.Copy !req
324. I can't just put
a dollar in there.Copy !req
325. It's gonna make me look cheap
next that $20.Copy !req
326. I guess I'll just
give him a $20.Copy !req
327. You clever little bastard.Copy !req
328. I was watching these videos of
Kesha giving her fans tattoos,Copy !req
329. and I was like,
"That is so badass."Copy !req
330. So I asked my lawyer
if I could steal the idea,Copy !req
331. and he's like,
"Yeah, I guess."Copy !req
332. (chuckles) Right?Copy !req
333. Here we go. You know,
I'm not that good at it yet,Copy !req
334. but curves are hard.Copy !req
335. Hey, Chason, I need to tell
you something, all right?Copy !req
336. Something you need to know.
You might be rich and famous,Copy !req
337. and loved by everyone,Copy !req
338. and even more handsome up close
than you are on TV...Copy !req
339. Wow, thank you so much
for saying that.Copy !req
340. No, no, no, there's a
big finish here. You are...Copy !req
341. You know, a lot of guys
are afraidCopy !req
342. to compliment me to my face.Copy !req
343. But it takes a real man
to look me in the eyesCopy !req
344. and tell me that he loves me.Copy !req
345. This guy.
This guy right here,Copy !req
346. he gets it.
I like you, man.Copy !req
347. Yeah, you're real, you're raw.Copy !req
348. I'm gonna call you Honest Abe.Copy !req
349. Yeah, I mean, unless you
don't like that name.Copy !req
350. Be honest.Copy !req
351. I know you will be.Copy !req
352. Listen, I...
Hey.Copy !req
353. What's going on here?Copy !req
354. What's going on hereCopy !req
355. is the birth of a
beautiful friendship.Copy !req
356. It's been a heck
of a misunderstanding.Copy !req
357. I don't...
Ger, Ger.Copy !req
358. See, this night
is very important to me, okay?Copy !req
359. I need you to be
a team player, please?Copy !req
360. It's for the restaurant.Copy !req
361. Yeah...
Hey, Honest Abe,Copy !req
362. you gonna come back and hang?Copy !req
363. Uh, yes.Copy !req
364. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.Copy !req
365. Cool, man. Hey.
Awesome.Copy !req
366. You thirsty?
Yeah.Copy !req
367. Hey, grab me and Abe, uh,Copy !req
368. you know the drink
with the little balls in it?Copy !req
369. Boba?
Do I look like a chef?Copy !req
370. I don't know;
grab me, like, 20 of them.Copy !req
371. Can I just say
that is a hot outfit?Copy !req
372. Where did you get it?Copy !req
373. Oh, the place where I got
all of thisCopy !req
374. closed down
before you were born.Copy !req
375. Wait, this is all
from the '80s?Copy !req
376. Yeah!Copy !req
377. That is so cool.Copy !req
378. This is such an underrated song!Copy !req
379. This was my jam!Copy !req
380. This is how you do the dance.Copy !req
381. You are such a baller.Copy !req
382. Let me translate that
for you into '80s.Copy !req
383. I'm choice.Copy !req
384. Good for you.
What?Copy !req
385. Good for you! I want to be
like you when I'm your age.Copy !req
386. Is this part of the dance?Copy !req
387. Oh, are you just tired?Copy !req
388. This is so humiliating.Copy !req
389. I'm running around
trying to get the kidCopy !req
390. all these boba drinks. (spits)Copy !req
391. And what's withCopy !req
392. this big fake show of his,Copy !req
393. forgetting who I am.
Nobody forgets this.Copy !req
394. It's not humiliating;
it's what we have to do.Copy !req
395. When are you gonna ask him
for the plug?Copy !req
396. Is that how you think it works?Copy !req
397. Look, with us VIPs, we don't
like being told what to do.Copy !req
398. You know,
there's a whole dance involved.Copy !req
399. Now, if we played
our cards right,Copy !req
400. he's probably posting right now.Copy !req
401. Let's check.Copy !req
402. All right, let's see.Copy !req
403. Chasondadream.Copy !req
404. Chasondadream? (scoffs)Copy !req
405. That's so clever.Copy !req
406. I need to come up
with a funny one.Copy !req
407. At Jimmy...Copy !req
408. He's been posting non-stop
since he got here.Copy !req
409. When he arrived, he wrote,Copy !req
410. "Just got here."
Didn't say where.Copy !req
411. Then he wrote,
"What's your favorite movie?"Copy !req
412. 10,000 faves.Copy !req
413. Poseidon Adventure.Copy !req
414. Then he just posted,
"Uh-oh, phone about to die.Copy !req
415. His phone's dying?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
416. All right, I'm going in.Copy !req
417. Jimmy...
(snaps fingers)Copy !req
418. I had it.Copy !req
419. You make me forget things.Copy !req
420. Okay, what do you think
about this line?Copy !req
421. Oh, my God,
I love that.Copy !req
422. Shh...Copy !req
423. Be honest, is it a game-changer?Copy !req
424. Honestly?
Yes.Copy !req
425. (smacks lips)
It's a game-changer.Copy !req
426. I love it.Copy !req
427. Oh! That's my boy
right there.Copy !req
428. Come on!Copy !req
429. You're so locked in.
(grunts)
Yeah. Ch-ch.Copy !req
430. Right? (laughs)
Hey. Chason, Ger.Copy !req
431. Looks like you guys are
having a good time, right?Copy !req
432. Yeah.
Yeah, man.Copy !req
433. Just, uh, hanging,
doing our thing.Copy !req
434. Ooh, that'd be a good tweet.Copy !req
435. I'd retweet it.
Oh, nice, dude.Copy !req
436. Yeah.Copy !req
437. Yeah, about that.Copy !req
438. I hate to bring up
business, but...Copy !req
439. Hello.Copy !req
440. Who here's ready to rock outCopy !req
441. with their guac out?Copy !req
442. You want to spice up your night?Copy !req
443. Ravi, we're in
the middle of something.Copy !req
444. Guacamole? Yes, please.Copy !req
445. You got a Mexican guy
and everything?Copy !req
446. That's not racist.Copy !req
447. Nice.Copy !req
448. All right.Copy !req
449. So the first thing
you want to doCopy !req
450. is find a nice and ripe avocado.Copy !req
451. This one will have to do;
I didn't buy them.Copy !req
452. Listen, I've really tried
to deliver for you tonight,Copy !req
453. so I was hoping you could
do something for me.Copy !req
454. I don't think so. I'm just
trying to have fun tonight, man.Copy !req
455. I want you to have fun.Copy !req
456. Can we just talk
some business first?Copy !req
457. Hey, we can talk
business later, okay?Copy !req
458. You know what we should do now?Copy !req
459. This guy.Copy !req
460. He'll get a tattoo.Copy !req
461. Total ink head.Copy !req
462. Right?Copy !req
463. Oh, those are forever.Copy !req
464. As tempting as it...
as it-it looks,Copy !req
465. uh, my regular tat
guy would not...Copy !req
466. he would just
not like this.
(sighs)Copy !req
467. He gets so jealous.Copy !req
468. (chanting):
Do it.Copy !req
469. Do it. Do it...Copy !req
470. You guys like a little kick?Copy !req
471. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
472. Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!Copy !req
473. All right.Copy !req
474. Let's do it!Copy !req
475. Yeah!
(whooping)Copy !req
476. Let's do this!
That's my boy!Copy !req
477. And now we celebrate
with a little guacamole.Copy !req
478. You know what?Copy !req
479. I don't like this light.Copy !req
480. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
481. Oh.
We out.Copy !req
482. Okay. Yeah.
Okay.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
483. Wait, Gerald, do you want to
take the guac with you?Copy !req
484. Oh, hey, buddy...Copy !req
485. This is my "guacalypse" now.Copy !req
486. Hey. Isn't this cool?Copy !req
487. What is that?
Is that a tattoo?Copy !req
488. Yeah, Chason
gave it to me.Copy !req
489. It-it's "C" for Chason.Copy !req
490. He said curves are hard.Copy !req
491. (scoffs)
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
492. Ugh, you remember
when that was us?Copy !req
493. Back in the actual '80s?Copy !req
494. We were young, having a blast,Copy !req
495. not worrying about
what anybody thought.Copy !req
496. Look at me, I'm turning
my whole life upside downCopy !req
497. trying to please
some Bieber wannabeCopy !req
498. for a tweet
I'll probably never get.Copy !req
499. You did all of this for a tweet?Copy !req
500. Ew, don't tell
other people that.Copy !req
501. You know, I used to get a kickCopy !req
502. out of hustling
for the restaurant, but now?Copy !req
503. Like, how far is too far?Copy !req
504. It's just a guess,
but I'd say lettingCopy !req
505. a one-hit wonder brand you
for life with a dirty needle.Copy !req
506. Eh, who am I to talk?Copy !req
507. I mean, what am I
even doing here?Copy !req
508. I look ridiculous.Copy !req
509. You look like
a roadie for Heart.Copy !req
510. A cool roadie.Copy !req
511. Remember what we did last time
you wore an outfit like that?Copy !req
512. (trills tongue)
Yes.Copy !req
513. But the last time I wore
an outfit like this,Copy !req
514. you didn't have that
thing on your arm.Copy !req
515. Oh, I got to get this
disinfected.Copy !req
516. Annelise!Copy !req
517. You're still here?Copy !req
518. Rock on, girl.Copy !req
519. My mom would so
be asleep by now.Copy !req
520. Okay, here it comes.Copy !req
521. And... okay, wait
for my go-kart.Copy !req
522. Okay.
And...Copy !req
523. You see it?
Hey.Copy !req
524. (laughs)
There it goes. Yeah.Copy !req
525. Crazy.
Sick, right?Copy !req
526. So sick.
I got another oneCopy !req
527. that's not as-as good as this,
but I'll find it.Copy !req
528. How important would you
say tonight is for my dad?Copy !req
529. You were with your dad
when he read that rumorCopy !req
530. about Padma Lakshmi's marriage
being on the rocks, right?Copy !req
531. Yeah, it was the first
time he hugged me.Copy !req
532. He wants this more than Padma.Copy !req
533. He loves this restaurant
more than anything.Copy !req
534. More than Padma?
Oh, my God.Copy !req
535. Barkeep!Copy !req
536. I'm yelling at you!Copy !req
537. At the top of my lungs!Copy !req
538. (sighs)
What am I, invisible?Copy !req
539. I see you.Copy !req
540. I'm Kyle.Copy !req
541. I'm Sara.Copy !req
542. I'm about to head out.Copy !req
543. Any chance you want to head
to a party in Silver Lake?Copy !req
544. Hold that thought.Copy !req
545. Here, come with me.Copy !req
546. Okay.Copy !req
547. (gasps)
Hey, yoo-hoo.Copy !req
548. See this hot young guy?Copy !req
549. He just asked me
to leave with him.Copy !req
550. So, yeah, "good
for me" is right.Copy !req
551. Yeah, that's what I said,
good for you.Copy !req
552. Yeah, but you said
it with a tone.Copy !req
553. Hey, so does that mean
you want to come?Copy !req
554. You're sweet, but no.Copy !req
555. I'm, like, 20 years
older than you.Copy !req
556. Whoa, you're 38?Copy !req
557. Yes.Copy !req
558. Yes, I am.Copy !req
559. All right, so
what do you want?Copy !req
560. You want a "C"
for Chason?Copy !req
561. "A" for Abe?Copy !req
562. What's smaller?Copy !req
563. Gerald, what
are you doing?Copy !req
564. Oh, he's still deciding.Copy !req
565. No, no, you know what,Copy !req
566. Chason, he's not deciding.Copy !req
567. Chason, I've taken
your crap all night.Copy !req
568. I-I've gone further
than I thought I would.Copy !req
569. There's a line, okay?Copy !req
570. And this is crossing it.Copy !req
571. So my son is not
getting a tattoo.Copy !req
572. Unless of course
you want a tattoo, son.Copy !req
573. No, I don't.
No, he doesn't
want a tattoo.Copy !req
574. Dude...
Chason, come on,
you know why you're here.Copy !req
575. Okay, start promoting my
restaurant, or get the hell out.Copy !req
576. Chason!Copy !req
577. Chason, hey, at least say,
"I hate Jimmy's."Copy !req
578. We can edit
that out, right?Copy !req
579. Uh, Dad, if I may?Copy !req
580. Hey, Chason.Copy !req
581. You know, you may be
rich and famous,Copy !req
582. and millions of people
may love your music,Copy !req
583. but know this...Copy !req
584. it's not for me.Copy !req
585. There's that
honesty again.Copy !req
586. All right, maybe
I have gone soft,Copy !req
587. but, you know what,
maybe I'm okay with it.Copy !req
588. You figured that out now?Copy !req
589. I just watched
a 12-minute go-kart video.Copy !req
590. With no sound.Copy !req
591. Wait a minute, wait
a minute, I-I got it.Copy !req
592. @JimmyThe...Copy !req
593. Yeah.Copy !req
594. Take your time, I want mine
to look as good as hers.Copy !req
595. Henna.
That better be henna.Copy !req
596. I don't think you
should have changed it.Copy !req
597. There's nothing wrong
with a bad tattoo.Copy !req
598. Eh, says the woman with a
tattoo on her hip that says...Copy !req
599. Buh, buh, buh.Copy !req
600. Who's Eddie?Copy !req
601. What do you mean,
who is Eddie?Copy !req
602. Oh!Copy !req
603. (laughs) You were always
a big Pearl Jam fan.Copy !req
604. I told you "Edie."Copy !req
605. Should have went
with a snake, man.Copy !req
606. Rookie.Copy !req
607. All right, from now on,
you're Eddie.Copy !req
608. Oh, she's passed out.Copy !req
609. Put a monkey on her forehead.Copy !req
610. (clicks tongue) No.
No?Copy !req
611. Time to go.
(splashes)Copy !req