1. Hey, everyone.
Edie, hop to it.Copy !req
2. Oh, everybody, I'm trying this
new thing where I leave my carCopy !req
3. running so I don't get caught up
in all your mishegas, so...Copy !req
4. Edie, you'll spend the dayCopy !req
5. with Jimmy so we can build
your new bedroom set!Copy !req
6. All right, come on,
pork chop, let's go.Copy !req
7. Oh. Uh, can we talk about
where you're taking Edie?Copy !req
8. Gerald, I just told you
about the running car thing.Copy !req
9. I was hoping
you could maybe take herCopy !req
10. to the Pasadena Museum
of Science & Technology?Copy !req
11. That sounds so boring.Copy !req
12. He's obsessed with having her
around smart stuff all the time.Copy !req
13. It's like, come on.
Let her just be a kid.Copy !req
14. Sometimes a baby just wants
to watch Bachelor in Paradise.Copy !req
15. Oh, what about that Josh, huh?
He's trouble.Copy !req
16. I don't watch the show.
I... I just am guessing.Copy !req
17. All right, Edie,Copy !req
18. I'll take you to the museum.Copy !req
19. I'll teach you some
really important thingsCopy !req
20. like how to get through
a boring museum in a half hour.Copy !req
21. You start at the gift shop,
then go straight to the exit.Copy !req
22. Come on.Copy !req
23. Here, I'm gonna put
these on your hand.Copy !req
24. There you go.Copy !req
25. Now I'll hold on to you
so you don't float away.Copy !req
26. And then I'll hold on to this
trash can just in case. See?Copy !req
27. Yeah.
All right, should
we try it? Ready?Copy !req
28. Should I let go?
Yeah.Copy !req
29. Yeah?Copy !req
30. Should I let go of this?Copy !req
31. Yeah.Copy !req
32. There we go.
You didn't float away.Copy !req
33. Now you tell your dad you
learned something about science.Copy !req
34. It's called gravity.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
35. I don't want to bother you,
but my name is Leslie,Copy !req
36. and I'm a modeling
scout from Apex Models.Copy !req
37. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
38. I'm very flattered.
Hair or skin?Copy !req
39. I was actually
interested in this little lady.Copy !req
40. Oh. Uh, this is
my granddaughter Edie.Copy !req
41. Say hi, Edie.
Hi, Edie.Copy !req
42. Oh, you don't say "Edie."
You say... What's your name?Copy !req
43. Leslie.
Leslie.
Say, "Hi, Leslie."Copy !req
44. Hi, Leslie.
Hi, Leslie.Copy !req
45. Hi, sweetheart.
Has she modeled before?Copy !req
46. No, but she has
expressed interest.Copy !req
47. She's very comfortable
with her body.Copy !req
48. She's naked
most of the day.Copy !req
49. Well, here you go.Copy !req
50. This Thursday, we are
having an auditionCopy !req
51. for a new toddler food campaign,
and you should bring her by.Copy !req
52. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
53. You hear that, Edie?Copy !req
54. You're gonna be a model.Copy !req
55. Your life is gonna be
so much better now.Copy !req
56. Hey, everybody.
I've got exciting news.Copy !req
57. We don't have to pay
for parking at work?Copy !req
58. Stop trying to guess. No.Copy !req
59. Edie here is gonna be a model!Copy !req
60. Edie!Copy !req
61. That is awesome.Copy !req
62. Congrats.Copy !req
63. Um, you're welcome.
Whatever.Copy !req
64. Come here, boss. I actually got
some great news for you, too.Copy !req
65. You know Jess,Copy !req
66. our new prep cook?
She's got a little crush.Copy !req
67. Well, tell her
I'm flattered,Copy !req
68. but I date nothing but
sous chefs and above.Copy !req
69. No, no, she likes Annelise.
Oh.Copy !req
70. Yeah.
Now I want to date her.Copy !req
71. I wonder what that
says about me.Copy !req
72. You know,
this is really gonnaCopy !req
73. spice things up
around here,Copy !req
74. 'cause this place
has been boring.Copy !req
75. Most interesting thing
that happened hereCopy !req
76. was when that bread
shipment was late.Copy !req
77. Yeah, what was that?
It was, like, a half hour late.Copy !req
78. We do okay here. Victor,
what about that, uh,Copy !req
79. oven technician
you were dating?Copy !req
80. Ah. Agnieska was only
dating me for a green card.Copy !req
81. Then she found out I
don't have a green card.Copy !req
82. Annelise? Annelise? Hey!Copy !req
83. Hey, so any, uh, ladies
in your life lately?Copy !req
84. This conversation
is not happening.Copy !req
85. I told you
I don't mix work and pleasure.Copy !req
86. Why not? I tell
you everything.Copy !req
87. Every time I sleep
with a new girl,Copy !req
88. you're the first
person I text.
I wish I wasn't.Copy !req
89. Annelise, this girlCopy !req
90. is perfect for you.Copy !req
91. Because she likes me
and she's gay?Copy !req
92. I can tell the answer
for that is supposed to be no.Copy !req
93. Gonna take five.Copy !req
94. Wow. She's actually
pretty good-looking.Copy !req
95. You were trying to set us
up before you knew that?Copy !req
96. All right, come on. This
is not a dating service.Copy !req
97. Get back to
work, everyone.Copy !req
98. If you do hook up
with her, text me.
Oh.Copy !req
99. Again!
No, no, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
100. You're a model now.
No crème brûlee for you.Copy !req
101. CJ, chop her up
some celery, huh?Copy !req
102. Yeah. Ah.Copy !req
103. Ugh. Whoa. Now I know why
they call them museum legs.Copy !req
104. How was it?
Oh, it was great.Copy !req
105. It was so...Copy !req
106. interactive.Copy !req
107. Did she play
with the reactor?Copy !req
108. Oh, she loved it, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
109. She got inside,
and she spun around,Copy !req
110. and she felt the...
static, and...Copy !req
111. I didn't go. I wanted to go.Copy !req
112. I did, but something
amazing happened.Copy !req
113. Something that's gonna change
all of our lives forever.Copy !req
114. You bought us a new house?
No. Oh, God, is that a thingCopy !req
115. you're waiting
for me to do?Copy !req
116. No. A modeling scout
discovered EdieCopy !req
117. and wants her to audition
for a big ad campaign.Copy !req
118. Well, it's too badCopy !req
119. modeling is just such a
wasteland of a career path.Copy !req
120. Otherwise, it could be fun.
It's a nice compliment though.Copy !req
121. Vanessa, can Edie model?
Sorry. What did I
just say? Am I a ghost?Copy !req
122. I'm with Gerald. No way.Copy !req
123. Sara, can Edie model?Copy !req
124. I agree with them.Copy !req
125. I don't think
it's a good idea.
Aah!Copy !req
126. When I was little,
my mom would enter meCopy !req
127. in the Princess Blueberry
pageant every year.Copy !req
128. I still get chills
thinking about it.Copy !req
129. I once saw a mom
bite another mom in the face.Copy !req
130. I can't believe you wantCopy !req
131. your granddaughter
to be a model.Copy !req
132. Am I missing something here?Copy !req
133. When did modeling
become a negative?Copy !req
134. Huh? Edie is pretty,Copy !req
135. and they want
to give her money for it.Copy !req
136. Why would you stand
in the way of that?Copy !req
137. Did anyone try
to stop Neil ArmstrongCopy !req
138. from going into space?Copy !req
139. Did they try to stop Martin
Luther King Jr. from bringingCopy !req
140. racial equality to this great
country that I call America?Copy !req
141. Yes. A lot of people
tried to stop him.Copy !req
142. You should really
see Selma.Copy !req
143. Aah.Copy !req
144. Jimmy? Jimmy, wait!Copy !req
145. Make just like we're fighting
in case Gerald's watching.Copy !req
146. I'm on your side.Copy !req
147. Let's do this.
So what you're saying is,Copy !req
148. you'd go behind Gerald... you
would go behind Gerald's back,Copy !req
149. and-and we'll take her
to the audition?
I'm down if you're down.Copy !req
150. I'm so down,
I'm underground.
Great!Copy !req
151. Ow!
I had to sell it.Copy !req
152. He's not even watching.Copy !req
153. Hey, we're doing the right thing
here, aren't we?Copy !req
154. Of course. Who has
better judgment than us?Copy !req
155. That's a really smart point.
I have good ideas all the time,Copy !req
156. and Sara and Gerald
shoot 'em down.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
157. Before you came along,
this whole modeling thingCopy !req
158. would have been dead
in the water.Copy !req
159. Well, I say it a lot,
but thank God I'm here.Copy !req
160. Ooh!Copy !req
161. That's the
Scoochers Diapers baby.Copy !req
162. She's in everything.
Her?Copy !req
163. Yeah.
She's nowhere near
as cute as Edie.Copy !req
164. Oh, she's got, like, a
Steve Buscemi thing going.Copy !req
165. Maybe she's, like,
a character model.Copy !req
166. Puff it out, suck it in.Copy !req
167. Puff it out, suck it in.Copy !req
168. Then we smile.Copy !req
169. You see that? You don't
want to be like that, okay?Copy !req
170. You got to act like
you don't care.Copy !req
171. What do Kate Moss, Janice,
uh, Naomi have in common?Copy !req
172. They've all been on a boat?Copy !req
173. No. No. They-they
have attitude.Copy !req
174. They don't care.Copy !req
175. I don't care.
Yeah, like that.Copy !req
176. Like, uh,
who cares?Copy !req
177. Edie Kingsley?Copy !req
178. One sec, Les.Copy !req
179. Edie, do you even want
to do this thing?Copy !req
180. Mm.
Eh, we're here. We
might as well. Okay.Copy !req
181. Edie, do you want to be
the face of Fuzzy Fruit?Copy !req
182. Oh, she doesn't
want to model.Copy !req
183. She-she has to model.
It's what she does.Copy !req
184. All right, kid.
Edie, be-be careful.Copy !req
185. I like her.
Okay.Copy !req
186. Uh, we don't usually do this,
but we have seenCopy !req
187. a hundred kids today,
and, well, we love Edie.Copy !req
188. She's our girl!Copy !req
189. Here's all the info
for tomorrow.Copy !req
190. I'm so excited!Copy !req
191. Oh, really?Copy !req
192. 'Cause I'm just
whatever about it.Copy !req
193. Yeah. It's... it's
a major modeling gig.Copy !req
194. Thanks a mil.
Peace.Copy !req
195. Edie, you were awesome!Copy !req
196. Oh, my God.
What are we gonna tell Gerald?Copy !req
197. Nothing. He's never
gonna see a print adCopy !req
198. in Natural Mother
magazine.Copy !req
199. True. He stopped
reading magazinesCopy !req
200. 'cause they're bad
for trees.
Weirdo.Copy !req
201. You just got to laugh.
I don't.Copy !req
202. Hey. Hey, hey.Copy !req
203. Taste this.Copy !req
204. Ugh! What is that?Copy !req
205. It's my patented love potion.
It's an aphrodisiac in a glass.Copy !req
206. It tastes like you put
a bunch of oysters in a blender.Copy !req
207. Yeah, that's exactly
what I just said.Copy !req
208. Is it working?Copy !req
209. Ugh.Copy !req
210. Sorry about all this.Copy !req
211. It's so awkward.Copy !req
212. Yeah, that's why I like the
workplace to just be for work.Copy !req
213. But, on the other
hand, you know,Copy !req
214. I'm glad that you know, 'cause
I would feel like a toolCopy !req
215. if I didn't at least try.Copy !req
216. Which I guess I'm
doing right now.Copy !req
217. Badly.Copy !req
218. Okay, fine.Copy !req
219. Here's the deal.Copy !req
220. I'm not looking
for anything serious.Copy !req
221. Work comes first, always.Copy !req
222. And I definitely don't do drama.Copy !req
223. Ditto.Copy !req
224. Give me your phone.Copy !req
225. Ooh, the love potion
strikes again.Copy !req
226. It's getting sexier
in here already.Copy !req
227. Ah.Copy !req
228. I can't tell if I'm
hornier or just as horny.Copy !req
229. Time for the
photo shoot. Ooh.Copy !req
230. Who wants to be a star?Copy !req
231. I don't care.Copy !req
232. No, no, we're done with
the "don't care" thing.Copy !req
233. Now...
I don't care.Copy !req
234. Now all you do is care.Copy !req
235. Right?
Nope. I don't care.Copy !req
236. You attitude concerns me.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
237. I don't care.
Crap.Copy !req
238. Hey, uh, you're home early.Copy !req
239. Nice to see you, too.
We got to get going.Copy !req
240. Uh, since when do you two
hang out together so much?Copy !req
241. Oh, my God, are you two...Copy !req
242. Ew, no.
No, we're not...Copy !req
243. Why "ew"?
You'd have a good time.Copy !req
244. No, we're just, uh,
we're honoring Gerald's wishesCopy !req
245. to surround Edie
with some culture.Copy !req
246. There's a lecture on art,Copy !req
247. uh, at the cultural... uh...Copy !req
248. emporium.
Uh, well, time to push off.Copy !req
249. Bye, Grandma.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
250. Come on Edie, smile.
Come on, just do it.Copy !req
251. She did it.
Did you get that?Copy !req
252. No? Okay,
that's on you.Copy !req
253. I'd be crying too if I was
forced to eat that garbage.Copy !req
254. But it's not that bad.Copy !req
255. No, no!Copy !req
256. Puff it out, suck it in.
Puff it out, suck it in.Copy !req
257. Puff it out, and smile.Copy !req
258. It's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
259. You're in the shot.Copy !req
260. I'm sorry, Ethan.Copy !req
261. We should've just
gone with the Scoochers Baby.Copy !req
262. Even though
she's a little bit...Copy !req
263. Unbelievable.Copy !req
264. How did you find us?Copy !req
265. I found this printoutCopy !req
266. with all the info
on my kitchen counter.Copy !req
267. Oh, you're good.
Now I wish you were justCopy !req
268. sleeping together. Honey.Copy !req
269. I'm so sorry, sweetie,
about these two.Copy !req
270. I guess I can
make that work.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
271. I'm sorry,
would you ever considerCopy !req
272. being the mom
in this photo shoot?Copy !req
273. Really?
Yes, you're perfect.Copy !req
274. Have you ever modeled before?
Oh, I wasCopy !req
275. a bit of a pageant queen.Copy !req
276. Sixth place,
Princess Blueberry...Copy !req
277. Yeah, that's good.
Let's go.Copy !req
278. Vanessa? Edie?Copy !req
279. Love that. Feel it. Look here.Copy !req
280. Look at the bunny rabbit,
both of you.Copy !req
281. Both of you.
Teeth.Copy !req
282. Give me coy.
Give me coy.Copy !req
283. Mm-hmm.
Oh, perfect.Copy !req
284. Glow. I need you
to glow for me.Copy !req
285. You're making this
look easy.
Ooh.Copy !req
286. Oh, no, Gerald's trying
to video chat me. What do I do?Copy !req
287. Tell him you're in the park.Copy !req
288. But I'm not at the park.Copy !req
289. What am I...Copy !req
290. Oh.Copy !req
291. I'll just pretend that's real.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
292. Hey, G.Copy !req
293. Hey, where are you guys?Copy !req
294. We're at the park, man.Copy !req
295. Open your eyes.Copy !req
296. Uh...
Is that lightning?Copy !req
297. Looks like there's a storm.
Got to go, bye.Copy !req
298. But, uh...Copy !req
299. Oh, I hope didn't
improvise too much.Copy !req
300. You can always reel
me in, but, no,Copy !req
301. I will go there.Copy !req
302. All right, take it easy, Iman.Copy !req
303. So when will Edie's ad
be in the magazine?Copy !req
304. Next month.Copy !req
305. But the billboard
goes up tomorrow.Copy !req
306. Billboard?
What billboard?Copy !req
307. The one on Sunset.Copy !req
308. I bet your daddy
is gonna be so proud.Copy !req
309. Oh, God, is her daddy dead?Copy !req
310. I keep doing that.
Oh...Copy !req
311. This sucks. Gerald's gonna
see the billboard.Copy !req
312. He takes Sunset on his way
to the community garden.Copy !req
313. I can't believe you two idiots
roped me into this.Copy !req
314. Please. You were practically
unbuttoning your shirtCopy !req
315. for that photographer.Copy !req
316. Well, the vibe
he created on setCopy !req
317. makes you really willing
to go there, you know?
Go where?Copy !req
318. Okay, This is what
we're gonna do.Copy !req
319. We are going to convince GeraldCopy !req
320. that modeling
is good for Edie.Copy !req
321. There must be
a study somewhereCopy !req
322. that it helps with posture
or some crap.Copy !req
323. But we already
did the photo shoot.Copy !req
324. And the billboard's up tomorrow.Copy !req
325. We can just say
that Edie got the gigCopy !req
326. after he gave us his blessing.Copy !req
327. That's the dopiest idea
I've ever heard.Copy !req
328. Let's try it.Copy !req
329. And wash off all that makeup
before you see Gerald.Copy !req
330. Oh, but I won't remember
how they did it.Copy !req
331. I got you.
Oh.Copy !req
332. "Good things about
being a baby model."Copy !req
333. Nothing?
Maybe I didn't ask it right.Copy !req
334. Full house tonight, everyone.
Get off your butts.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
335. Didn't you go out with Jess
last night? How was it?Copy !req
336. It was good.Copy !req
337. Tell us more.Copy !req
338. It was good.Copy !req
339. Ooh, yeah!Copy !req
340. Oh. I don't know why
I got that happy.Copy !req
341. So you think
she's definitely not into me?Copy !req
342. Nope.
That's weird.Copy !req
343. So what else
can you tell us?Copy !req
344. Nothing. This isn't
your personal soap opera.Copy !req
345. I already said too much,
and Jess is gonna be here soon.Copy !req
346. No, she actually
called in sick.Copy !req
347. Really?Copy !req
348. Hmm.Copy !req
349. All right, everyone,
back to work.Copy !req
350. She called in sick?Copy !req
351. Really? She didn't seem sick
when I saw her.Copy !req
352. I don't know, she just
said she was sick.Copy !req
353. Hmm. Hmm.Copy !req
354. Who talked to her?
Did she sound sick?Copy !req
355. Do you think
she's avoiding me?Copy !req
356. Annelise, are you okay?Copy !req
357. At the end of the night,
I teased her a littleCopy !req
358. about her duct tape wallet.Copy !req
359. Do you think I offended her?
Why did I say that?Copy !req
360. I should text her
that I like her wallet, right?Copy !req
361. Mm-mm. No.
Who pretends to be sickCopy !req
362. because of some light teasing
on an otherwise amazing date?Copy !req
363. What an oversensitive bitch!Copy !req
364. Ugh! I hate drama!Copy !req
365. Sexy has gone in new direction.Copy !req
366. And I am loving it.Copy !req
367. Sara? Sara.Copy !req
368. Uh, wow,Copy !req
369. has anyone noticed
that pretty girl in the bar?Copy !req
370. She seems very happy.Copy !req
371. Maybe she's a model.
Mm. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
372. You know,
speaking of models,Copy !req
373. remember when we were
talking about Edie modeling?Copy !req
374. Uh-huh.Copy !req
375. It could be a good idea.Copy !req
376. Funny you should
say that, Vanessa.Copy !req
377. I was listening to NPR today,Copy !req
378. and apparently there's
a new study out that provesCopy !req
379. praising a girl's
physical appearance actuallyCopy !req
380. improves her self-esteemCopy !req
381. and therefore
adult earning potential.Copy !req
382. Yeah, I heard that-that same
show. It was a 3:00 show, right?Copy !req
383. Yes, that's
the very show.
Yeah. And, you know, Sara,Copy !req
384. if I've said it once, I've
said it a million times:Copy !req
385. any new experience is a good
experience for a child.Copy !req
386. Yup.Copy !req
387. What's going on?Copy !req
388. Why are we talking
about modeling?Copy !req
389. Oh, please don't tell meCopy !req
390. you called that modeling agent
that-that asked about Edie.Copy !req
391. Mom? Dad?Copy !req
392. No.Copy !req
393. Vanessa?Copy !req
394. You really want
to lie to me?Copy !req
395. 'Cause I would never lie to you.Copy !req
396. I would never break
this amazing trustCopy !req
397. we have between us.Copy !req
398. Oh, my God!Copy !req
399. We took Edie on an audition.Copy !req
400. But the good news is
that she booked itCopy !req
401. and she's on a huge billboard
with your mom.Copy !req
402. Yay!
Mom.Copy !req
403. Behind my back?
To be fair,Copy !req
404. I was not part
of the initial plan,Copy !req
405. and I tried very hard
to stop it.Copy !req
406. But then I was roped in
through vanity.Copy !req
407. You know, it's one thing
for you to ignore meCopy !req
408. when I ask you to take
her to the science fairCopy !req
409. or-or the museum.Copy !req
410. That I can handle.Copy !req
411. But this is too far.Copy !req
412. Why is this
such a big deal?Copy !req
413. Because I don't want Edie
to feel judged by her looks.Copy !req
414. You know, I-I grew up chubbyCopy !req
415. and I was made to feel like
a loser because of it, right?Copy !req
416. You know, I never got picked
for any sports teams,Copy !req
417. and I didn't have a date
to the dance,Copy !req
418. and in-in the school play,
I was cast as Shrub Number FourCopy !req
419. because they said
it fit my body type.Copy !req
420. You should've been Shrub Number
One, 'cause that kid sucked.Copy !req
421. Yeah. And that was
as a guy, okay?Copy !req
422. It's gonna be way harder
for Edie not to feel likeCopy !req
423. her entire self-worth
is just wrapped upCopy !req
424. in what everyone else thinks.Copy !req
425. Gerald, I know you had
a hard time as a kid,Copy !req
426. but that doesn't mean Edie will.Copy !req
427. I mean, sure, there's
winners and losers, but...Copy !req
428. Edie's a winner.Copy !req
429. What are you trying to say?Copy !req
430. What was I?Copy !req
431. Well, you weren't saying
that you were...Copy !req
432. What was the point
of the Tree Number Four story?Copy !req
433. Just show me Edie's billboard,
all right?Copy !req
434. Let's go.Copy !req
435. Oh, no.Copy !req
436. Jess has been M.I.A.
for two days.Copy !req
437. Think, people. Be part of
the solution, not the problem.Copy !req
438. I don't know. Uh, I think
if Jess says she's sick,Copy !req
439. she must be sick.Copy !req
440. Oh, because lying doesn't exist?Copy !req
441. Go back to work. You're useless.Copy !req
442. What you got
for me, Cindy?Copy !req
443. Well, I called her
a little while ago,Copy !req
444. and she sounded
sick to me.Copy !req
445. You called her?
Why did you hide that from me?Copy !req
446. Is something going on
between you two?Copy !req
447. No.
Are you bisexual?Copy !req
448. Yes.
What?Copy !req
449. Is this what you wanted?
I can't tell.Copy !req
450. It's riding the line between
interesting and terrifying.Copy !req
451. Okay, you know what, I didn't
want it to come to this,Copy !req
452. but who thinks
I should send her flowers?Copy !req
453. No one?
Mm-mm.Copy !req
454. Okay.Copy !req
455. Hi. This is Annelise.Copy !req
456. Mm-hmm. I need to cancel
a delivery of flowers.Copy !req
457. Well, call the driver
and tell him to turn around!Copy !req
458. What the hell?Copy !req
459. They edited my face
into another face!Copy !req
460. It's not about you
right now.Copy !req
461. If I'm being honest...Copy !req
462. I love this.
My baby's a model!Copy !req
463. Aw. So cute. I mean,
I always think she's cute,Copy !req
464. but she's even cuter
ten feet tall.Copy !req
465. All the more cheek to pinch.Copy !req
466. Oh, God, I sound so shallow.
I sound like Jimmy.Copy !req
467. Oh. N-No offense, Jimmy.Copy !req
468. My body looks nice.Copy !req
469. I mean, you know,
I guess if Edie had fun,Copy !req
470. we can do it
a little longer, right?
Yeah?Copy !req
471. Good, 'cause we already said yes
to an audition tomorrowCopy !req
472. for Whammy Jammy
pajamas.Copy !req
473. Gerald, welcome
to the shallow end.Copy !req
474. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
475. Look, I'm-I'm
really sorry, okay?Copy !req
476. Clearly, I started
something I shouldn't have.Copy !req
477. It's fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
478. Good. Where you going?Copy !req
479. Just going to...Copy !req
480. Jimmy's restaurant.Copy !req
481. Damn it.Copy !req
482. Guys, get in the car!
She's doing something crazy!Copy !req
483. CJ:
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
484. Where are we going?
I'm in.Copy !req
485. Jess's house, to see
if she's really sick.Copy !req
486. Time to call that girl
on what she really is:Copy !req
487. pot-stirring drama queen.Copy !req
488. Ooh, I love road trips!Copy !req
489. Ooh, put on Adele.Copy !req
490. I feel like this is my fault.
I wanted things sexyCopy !req
491. and dramatic, and
it worked out perfectly, so...Copy !req
492. I guess I'm pretty proud
of myself.Copy !req
493. Nope, not your fault.Copy !req
494. This is just who I
am in relationships.Copy !req
495. Annelise, you are better
than this.Copy !req
496. Yeah. You should be confident.Copy !req
497. You're smart,
you're hardworking.
And beautiful.Copy !req
498. And... funny.Copy !req
499. You're the complete package, so
why are you acting so insecure?Copy !req
500. I don't know what the
hell is wrong with me.Copy !req
501. Let's unpack it.Copy !req
502. Well,Copy !req
503. I came out of the closet
kind of late in life.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
504. And then I went back in
for a couple of years.Copy !req
505. Mm-hmm.
And then I came back out again.Copy !req
506. But then Jimmy hired me,
and that took over my life.Copy !req
507. I haven't had time to date.Copy !req
508. Yeah. So you don't have
much experience.Copy !req
509. But you'll get the hang of it.Copy !req
510. I never did.
But you, you-you might.Copy !req
511. Yeah. You just need
to take it slow.
Yeah.Copy !req
512. That's why I always have
at least three loversCopy !req
513. at one given time.
What?Copy !req
514. So many lovers and
no room for Victor?Copy !req
515. Yeah. You guys are right.Copy !req
516. I just need to chill.
Yeah.Copy !req
517. Sounds like we don't need
to go to Jess's house, huh?Copy !req
518. We're already here.Copy !req
519. Wow, she hasCopy !req
520. a great commute.Copy !req
521. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
522. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
523. Uh-oh.Copy !req
524. You lying slut!Copy !req
525. I bought you two
vanilla martinisCopy !req
526. and an entrée salad,
and this is how you repay me?Copy !req
527. And don't even bother
coming back into work tomorrow,Copy !req
528. because you are fired!Copy !req
529. Unless that's illegal for me to
do. Then I'll see you at 9:00.Copy !req
530. Have fun, Edie.Copy !req
531. Uh, I mean, we want you
to book it, but have fun.Copy !req
532. Oh, Whammy Jammies.Copy !req
533. That's us.Copy !req
534. Uh...Copy !req
535. you guys go ahead. I'm
gonna use the restroom.Copy !req
536. Okay.Copy !req
537. Hey, man.Copy !req
538. You, you,Copy !req
539. you and you.Copy !req
540. The rest of
you can go.Copy !req
541. Uh, go where? Where do we go?Copy !req
542. I don't care.Copy !req
543. Am I too obvious a choice?Copy !req
544. You going for more of
a Buscemi thing?Copy !req
545. No, you're just
all wrong.Copy !req
546. Oh.Copy !req
547. All right, w-well, thank you
for your consideration.Copy !req
548. I never considered you.Copy !req
549. I never considered you.Copy !req
550. Is that, uh, Edie's competition?Copy !req
551. She's nowhere near as cute
as Edie.Copy !req
552. I love
that you're getting into this.
Yeah.Copy !req
553. Kind of like the idea of Edie
being better than other babies.Copy !req
554. Tell me about it.Copy !req
555. You're better.
You're better.Copy !req
556. Modeling is stupid.Copy !req
557. I don't want my granddaughter
being judged.Copy !req
558. Since when?Copy !req
559. Since Brad Goreski
hurt my feelings.Copy !req
560. This is a cruel, cruel world.Copy !req
561. Yes, you heard
me, parents.Copy !req
562. I don't want Edie
to feel likeCopy !req
563. her entire self-worth
is wrapped upCopy !req
564. into what other people think
of her.Copy !req
565. You realize I said that
exact thing, right?Copy !req
566. What'd you say?
Those words.Copy !req
567. So we're on the same side.Copy !req
568. Sure.Copy !req
569. Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
570. Let's do something good
for Edie.Copy !req
571. Yes. Finally!
We can take her to the...Copy !req
572. Bachelor in Paradise?
More like Vanessa in Paradise.Copy !req
573. This is
the best season ever.Copy !req
574. Josh, call me.
I'm waiting.Copy !req
575. And I'm a model.Copy !req
576. I'll take you
to the museum tomorrow.Copy !req
577. Oh, don't pick her! Come on!
Pick her.Copy !req
578. Mm, I knew
he was gonna pick her.
Don't get in the hot tub.Copy !req
579. You never get in the hot tub.
You always get in the hot tub.Copy !req
580. No hot tub.
No hot tub.Copy !req
581. No hot tub.
That's my girl.Copy !req
582. And a pool.
The pool is okay.Copy !req