1. So, Friday night,
I'm with this smokin' hot chick.Copy !req
2. Her boyfriend was
on the elevator, too.Copy !req
3. He was even better looking.Copy !req
4. They're making out so hard
they don't even noticeCopy !req
5. what comes out
of her purse.Copy !req
6. Bam! Susan B. Anthony.Copy !req
7. What?
Okay, what?
Another coin story?Copy !req
8. Morning, gang.
Whoops.
Oh, thank God.Copy !req
9. Jimmy, thank God.Copy !req
10. Tell me about
your night.Copy !req
11. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
12. You're gonna
like this.Copy !req
13. I'm buckling my seat belt.Copy !req
14. Last night, I'm in
the produce departmentCopy !req
15. at the grocery store and
I'm minding my own business.Copy !req
16. And, uh, I'm
not gonna lie,Copy !req
17. I'm looking pretty
good, right?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
18. Then I heard this girl
call my name.Copy !req
19. "Bimmy!"Copy !req
20. Right?
"Bimmy!"Copy !req
21. Turns out to be my
granddaughter Edie.Copy !req
22. She calls me
"Bimmy" now.Copy !req
23. And you think that's crazy?Copy !req
24. I looked down on their cart...
we have the same stuff.Copy !req
25. Like baby stuffCopy !req
26. and snacks for
when she comes over,Copy !req
27. and it's like, we got to start
coordinating this!Copy !req
28. Anyway...Copy !req
29. Uh...Copy !req
30. And then—Copy !req
31. this is the
best part—Copy !req
32. I'm, I go up to the,
um, the checkout areaCopy !req
33. and who's there?Copy !req
34. Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra
and Jenny McCarthy.Copy !req
35. And they're like,Copy !req
36. "Hey, Bimmy,Copy !req
37. "you know,
why don't you, uh,Copy !req
38. you know, come down
to the MTV beach house?"Copy !req
39. Can I see the coin again?Copy !req
40. When did I
become so lame?Copy !req
41. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
42. What did you say
to the guys in the kitchen?Copy !req
43. They're really
depressed.Copy !req
44. A couple of them took off early.Copy !req
45. I used to have
the coolest life.Copy !req
46. Now look at me.Copy !req
47. I mean, I still look great—Copy !req
48. arguably, better.Copy !req
49. I am getting more sleep...Copy !req
50. You done complimenting yourself?Copy !req
51. Something I got to do.Copy !req
52. Cancel my morning.Copy !req
53. I'm not sure who to call
to cancel your three-hour nap.Copy !req
54. See if you can push it
to the afternoon.Copy !req
55. Baby girl, are you excited
to see your first movieCopy !req
56. with Mommy tonight?Copy !req
57. Yeah, now that
you're two,Copy !req
58. you can watch screens
without the riskCopy !req
59. of developing
long-term attention problems.Copy !req
60. Like the ones Mommy has.Copy !req
61. All right,
tonight's feature presentationCopy !req
62. is The Little Mermaid!
Mm-hmm. Oh, wait.Copy !req
63. And if you turn down
the brightness,Copy !req
64. well, you can barely see
the cracks?
What?Copy !req
65. Our daughter's not watching
her first movie on a phone.Copy !req
66. All right? We're gonna use
my set up: 50-inch LCD screen,Copy !req
67. 1080 P,
7.1 Dolby surround sound.Copy !req
68. Hey, what's
the cup holder sitch?Copy !req
69. 'Cause I'm not holding
my own cup.Copy !req
70. I have 13 cup holders.Copy !req
71. I've had enough!Copy !req
72. Look who it is, Edie.
Who is that?Copy !req
73. Bimmy!Copy !req
74. No, no, not Bimmy.Copy !req
75. No offense, kid.
Bimmy is dead.Copy !req
76. Bimmy!Copy !req
77. Uh, what did I just say?Copy !req
78. All right, everyone, do not,Copy !req
79. I repeat, do not ask me
to hang out with you tonight.Copy !req
80. Wasn't planning on it.Copy !req
81. I used to be Jimmy Martino,
man about town.Copy !req
82. Now I'm this boring guy
who hangs out in the suburbsCopy !req
83. on the weekends with his family.
I'm-I'm...Copy !req
84. Bimmy!
Watch yourself, sister.Copy !req
85. Now, tonight
I'm gonna get my groove back.Copy !req
86. I'm putting the old gang
back together.Copy !req
87. That's right—
the Sat Pack.Copy !req
88. What's the Sat Pack?Copy !req
89. Please don't ask.
Go ahead, Gerald.Copy !req
90. You're an adult. Ask.
Finish your question.Copy !req
91. Mom, I'm sorry, I have to know.
What's the Sat Pack?Copy !req
92. The Sat Pack are
my boys, okay?Copy !req
93. And when you get us knuckleheads
together...Copy !req
94. watch out, anything can happen.Copy !req
95. Uh, fistfights, threesomes.
We once took a tripCopy !req
96. to Mount Rushmore—
I never seeCopy !req
97. these guys anymore, because
I'm stuck with you people.Copy !req
98. We call ourselves the Sat Pack,
and do not,Copy !req
99. I repeat, do not ask why.Copy !req
100. Why do you call...
Gerald, you can seeCopy !req
101. what he's doing, right?
Don't take the bait.Copy !req
102. It's all I want to know.Copy !req
103. It's a long story, son,
but, you see...Copy !req
104. It's because they
hang out on Saturdays—Copy !req
105. that's literally it.
Cool.Copy !req
106. Yeah, I came up with the idea.Copy !req
107. It's a satire on the Rat Pack.Copy !req
108. Well, anyway, the point is,Copy !req
109. I'm not hanging out
with you guys tonight, okay?Copy !req
110. Tonight I'm dead to you.
You got it?Copy !req
111. That's fine,
because we have plans tonightCopy !req
112. that have nothing
to do with you.Copy !req
113. Bruce found this
great Chinese restaurant...Copy !req
114. We get it— Bruce used
to live in China.Copy !req
115. Look, I go to Cabo
once a year—Copy !req
116. you don't see me pushing tacos
down everyone's throat.Copy !req
117. And he is taking me out
with GeraldCopy !req
118. and his girlfriend Frankie.Copy !req
119. Oh.Copy !req
120. You're going on a double
date with your son?Copy !req
121. Man, if Ronnie from
the Sat Pack were here,Copy !req
122. he'd be like, "Oh,
guys, that's so lame!"Copy !req
123. You know...Copy !req
124. I'm gonna leave.Copy !req
125. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
You drove all the way hereCopy !req
126. just to brag about
your plans tonight?Copy !req
127. You could've called.
No, I came to
pick up my, uh...Copy !req
128. my spoon.Copy !req
129. Sat Pack!Copy !req
130. Sat Pack!Copy !req
131. Ravi, Annelise,
I'm here for pleasure tonight,Copy !req
132. so the restaurant's
in your hands.Copy !req
133. Just do
what I would do.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
134. Suck up to celebrities
and hit on women? Got it.Copy !req
135. Jimmy, Jimmy, I can absolutely
hold down the fort tonight,Copy !req
136. or— hear me out—Copy !req
137. I go out with you guys,
we have such a good timeCopy !req
138. you make me a member
of the Sat Pack.Copy !req
139. What was the first option?Copy !req
140. You make a member
of the Sat Pack.Copy !req
141. Get back to work.
Boys!Copy !req
142. Hey, Mr. Mom!
Hey!Copy !req
143. What, PTA meeting run late,Copy !req
144. or were you out back
pumping breast milk?Copy !req
145. Ha-ha!Copy !req
146. I deserve that, I know.
It's been a long time, guys,Copy !req
147. but I promise I'm gonna
make it up to you tonight.Copy !req
148. Tonight's gonna be like
the old days, huh?Copy !req
149. Where's Ronnie?Copy !req
150. I'm right here,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
151. Ronnie, hey!
You know what?Copy !req
152. You blow us off for months,
and thenCopy !req
153. you call us out of nowhere and
you expect us to come running.Copy !req
154. So I think I speakCopy !req
155. for all of us when I say—
hit it.Copy !req
156. Ha-ha!Copy !req
157. Oh!
Hug. I was gonna say hug.Copy !req
158. Two men can't drop their pants
and hug anymore?Copy !req
159. I missed you, you bastard.Copy !req
160. Salute me.Copy !req
161. Oh, God, yeah, this is...
this is good.Copy !req
162. Ooh.Copy !req
163. Cheers.
Cheers.Copy !req
164. This place is
great, right?Copy !req
165. They got the best
soup dumplings outside of China.Copy !req
166. What is it with
these communal tables?Copy !req
167. You know, I don't want to sit
next to some weird strangersCopy !req
168. eavesdropping
on our conversation.Copy !req
169. They just got a labradoodle.
Why do I know that?Copy !req
170. Well, so listen, I didn't just
bring you guys to Din Tai ChowCopy !req
171. because they've got
the best xiaolongbao.Copy !req
172. I also came...
with some big news.Copy !req
173. Am I gonna finally be
a big brother?Copy !req
174. No,
that's... not possible.Copy !req
175. I was transferred
from China to the U.S.Copy !req
176. about a month ago, right?Copy !req
177. And everything
has been wonderful.Copy !req
178. The lab in Beijing
doesn't agree.Copy !req
179. They're calling me back.Copy !req
180. Oh, my God.Copy !req
181. You're leaving again?Copy !req
182. It's crazy, I know,Copy !req
183. but it's totally
out of my control.Copy !req
184. And they're giving me
a 30% raise.Copy !req
185. And it's only gonna be
for a few years.Copy !req
186. So you brought us here
to tell us that you're leaving?Copy !req
187. No.Copy !req
188. I brought you here
to ask you if you're coming.Copy !req
189. Will you move to China
with me, Sara?Copy !req
190. This is a big decision, I know,
and I totally understandCopy !req
191. if you want to take your time.Copy !req
192. No.Copy !req
193. Uh... no, you don't want to...Copy !req
194. take your time,
or-or-or no, you...Copy !req
195. do want to move to China?Copy !req
196. I'm not moving to China, Bruce.Copy !req
197. So, I heard you got
a labradoodle.Copy !req
198. Hey, okay, Edie, we're gonna
watch The Little Mermaid,Copy !req
199. Mommy's favorite non-
Fast and Furious movie,Copy !req
200. and then we're gonna
make a mermaid cake.Copy !req
201. Yay!Copy !req
202. Yay!Copy !req
203. Okay.Copy !req
204. First, let's figure outCopy !req
205. which one of Daddy's
jillion remotesCopy !req
206. turns on the TV.Copy !req
207. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
208. I think this remote
turned on that remote.Copy !req
209. Mmm. Ah. On demand.Copy !req
210. Well, never seen
this screen before.Copy !req
211. Here we go. "Buy now."Copy !req
212. "Shinjumatsu Films."Copy !req
213. "The Littlest Fishgirl
and Michu Michu."Copy !req
214. Hold on, hold on.
Oh, don't look, don't look.Copy !req
215. Oh, no, which remote is it?Copy !req
216. Michu! Michu!Copy !req
217. Michu! Michu!Copy !req
218. Ugh, Gerald!Copy !req
219. Stevie, don't be shy.Copy !req
220. Oop. Whoa, whoa. Aah.Copy !req
221. Sat Pack!Copy !req
222. Sat Pack!Copy !req
223. Greatest group of morons
you'll ever want to meet.Copy !req
224. All right, everybody, this is
Marco, he's a plastic surgeon.Copy !req
225. Does all the big-time breast
reductions in Hollywood.Copy !req
226. And this of course is Stevie.Copy !req
227. Stevie, uh produces
the reality showCopy !req
228. about the racist family
who runs a business.Copy !req
229. And this is my best friend
since I'm 20 years old,Copy !req
230. Ronnie.Copy !req
231. Ah, Ronnie.
Ah... Jimmy.Copy !req
232. Ronnie bought and soldCopy !req
233. the biggest solar company
in California.Copy !req
234. Don't worry, ladies,
I don't really careCopy !req
235. about the environment.Copy !req
236. Last but not least.Copy !req
237. Ladies, they call me Ravi.Copy !req
238. I'm in charge
of all things kitchen.Copy !req
239. Here's a little rap
to remember my name.Copy !req
240. Yo, my name is Rav,
I fit like a glove...Copy !req
241. Is someone's elbow
on the button, guys?Copy !req
242. Alicia, I think, uh, you
and Ronnie might hit it off.Copy !req
243. You know, he's
recently single.
Oh, really?Copy !req
244. Yes, actually, my wife just
left me for another man.Copy !req
245. Older and richer or
younger and poorer?Copy !req
246. Older and much poorer.Copy !req
247. Ooh.
Well, tonight's not
about past mistakes.Copy !req
248. It's about making
new ones, right?Copy !req
249. Like getting that stain
out of your shirt right there.Copy !req
250. What?
Aah, you don't have one!Copy !req
251. Ronnie!Copy !req
252. They don't make men
like this anymore.Copy !req
253. Coolest of the cool.Copy !req
254. I'm coming in for the nipple.Copy !req
255. Wow, that's rough.Copy !req
256. He really thought she was
gonna move to China for him.Copy !req
257. Talk about being on
different pages.Copy !req
258. Yeah. L-Let's never
be like that, okay?Copy !req
259. You know, l-let's make sure
we're always on the same page?Copy !req
260. Starting now.Copy !req
261. Do we really need
to worry about that right now?Copy !req
262. I mean, we're not
even exclusive.Copy !req
263. We're not?Copy !req
264. Really? You're dating
other guys?Copy !req
265. I'm sorry, Not to put you
on the spot.Copy !req
266. No, no, no,
I'm just trying to countCopy !req
267. how many other guys
I'm dating.Copy !req
268. Now, this is gonna
seem highCopy !req
269. because I was just in Aruba.Copy !req
270. All right,
let's just back it up.Copy !req
271. Uh, here's what I know.Copy !req
272. I know we haven't been
dating very long,Copy !req
273. but I-I really like you.
And I-I thinkCopy !req
274. maybe we should be exclusive.Copy !req
275. Now you go.Copy !req
276. You're a really great guy.Copy !req
277. And-and we've had a lot of fun.Copy !req
278. Ooh, I like where this is going.Copy !req
279. But we're obviouslyCopy !req
280. in very different places.Copy !req
281. You want
to move fast,Copy !req
282. maybe because
you have a child.Copy !req
283. Not sure we're looking for
the same thing.Copy !req
284. I think we should break up.Copy !req
285. Wow.Copy !req
286. It was good to have
this conversation.Copy !req
287. That way we could end things
before either of us got hurt.Copy !req
288. Ooh, are these shrimp?Copy !req
289. Mmm.Copy !req
290. Make yourselves at home.Copy !req
291. Play Party Playlist.Copy !req
292. Jimmy, keep this thing going.
I'm gonna take a quick shower.Copy !req
293. What?
Yeah.Copy !req
294. Ronnie.Copy !req
295. Bring it in.Copy !req
296. Jimmy.Copy !req
297. I freaking love you.
I freaking love you, man.Copy !req
298. It's gonna get
crazy tonight.Copy !req
299. It's gonna get the craziest.Copy !req
300. You gonna pull away?
'Cause I'm not.Copy !req
301. I'm not pulling away.Copy !req
302. All right, we both pull
away on three. Ready?
Yeah.Copy !req
303. One, two, three.Copy !req
304. Aah!
I didn't pull away.Copy !req
305. I didn't do it.
I didn't pull it.Copy !req
306. Never.Copy !req
307. Dad, thank God you're here.
I need to talk to you.Copy !req
308. Play Tender Folk Mix.Copy !req
309. Hey. What are you doing here?
I thought I was supposed to
be dead to you tonight.Copy !req
310. Okay, I'm sorry,
I didn't know you had plans.Copy !req
311. I drove all the way to
Pasadena to tell you.Copy !req
312. But I thought
that was to borrow a spoon.Copy !req
313. Gerald...Copy !req
314. I have the Sat Pack here.Copy !req
315. Well, now you got the Sad Pack
here, too. Party of me.Copy !req
316. I get it. Clever. Eh...Copy !req
317. Let's move on.
What-what's up tonight?Copy !req
318. Frankie and I broke up.Copy !req
319. Oh, I'm sorry, son.Copy !req
320. Thanks. Hey, what's
the ice cream situation here?Copy !req
321. Ah, maybe
it'll make me feel betterCopy !req
322. just to tell you
how I'm feeling:Copy !req
323. awful.Copy !req
324. No, that did nothing.Copy !req
325. God, I just want to curl up
with a root beer float,Copy !req
326. depending on
the ice cream situation.Copy !req
327. Mm.
You have people here.Copy !req
328. I'm sorry,
I-I should let you go.Copy !req
329. Okay.
It wouldn't suck
to not be alone tonight.Copy !req
330. All right, you can stay.Copy !req
331. But don't unload your
feelings on everyone.Copy !req
332. It's not good for youCopy !req
333. and it's not good
for the party.Copy !req
334. You need a good Sat Pack night.Copy !req
335. This'll be good for you—
to cut loose a little bit,Copy !req
336. have some fun,
break some hearts, right?Copy !req
337. Okay.
You running
with the pack tonight?Copy !req
338. Fresh meat.Copy !req
339. Go unclog the shower, pledge.Copy !req
340. Just kidding.
Happy to have you.Copy !req
341. So then the goat
looks back at meCopy !req
342. and says,
"You're being baad."Copy !req
343. What's going on?
I'm just telling
one of my funny stories.Copy !req
344. Hilarious. Can I hear it?Copy !req
345. You want me to tell
the whole story again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
346. There's only so many times
I can hump your couch.Copy !req
347. Shots?Copy !req
348. None for me, thanks.Copy !req
349. I feel like I've already
taken a shot. To the gut.Copy !req
350. That's my son Gerald, everybody.
That's Gerald.Copy !req
351. He, uh, he's having sort of
a rough night, but he promisedCopy !req
352. he wouldn't
kill the vibe, right?Copy !req
353. Oh, no, what happened?
Uh, he'll be fine, don't worry.Copy !req
354. It's okay. I've been sort of
"forbidden" to talk about it.Copy !req
355. Oh...
Aw.Copy !req
356. You can tell us.Copy !req
357. Where do I begin?Copy !req
358. It's just never been a challengeCopy !req
359. for me to be vulnerable,
you know?Copy !req
360. When I was 17,
I was 290 pounds.Copy !req
361. Spoiler alert:
it wasn't all muscle.Copy !req
362. Mmm.Copy !req
363. So...Copy !req
364. I guess we'll do the
long-distance thing, you know?Copy !req
365. We'll... meet up,
like, once a yearCopy !req
366. and talk on the phone sometimes.
Yeah.Copy !req
367. You know, it's only a 15-hour
time difference, right?Copy !req
368. So, 8:00 p.m. for me is, like...Copy !req
369. 5:00 a.m. for me.Copy !req
370. I'm in a great mood then.Copy !req
371. So I only ate
the veggie dumplings,Copy !req
372. so how are we gonna do the bill?Copy !req
373. I just wish I could erase
this awful feeling, you know?Copy !req
374. Guess it'll just take time.Copy !req
375. I think the problem is that
I open myself up too easily.Copy !req
376. Gerald, that's not
a problem.Copy !req
377. Everyone else
is the problem.Copy !req
378. Yeah, you know what, uh,Copy !req
379. I'm exactly like Gerald.
I love to love.Copy !req
380. I got a heart the size
of a freakin' cheese wheel.Copy !req
381. Can you move?
You're sitting on my purse.Copy !req
382. Kind of like it?
No.Copy !req
383. Okay, excuse me.Copy !req
384. Hey, Jimmy,Copy !req
385. you know what the best part
of having your son here is?Copy !req
386. What?
No, I'm asking you because
I can't think of anything.Copy !req
387. Don't worry.
The key to unlock this nightCopy !req
388. is coming through this doorCopy !req
389. in three, two, one.Copy !req
390. I can't believe you made me
wait out there for ten minutesCopy !req
391. just so you could be dramatic.Copy !req
392. I'm a showman.
All right, what do you got?Copy !req
393. I made some calls,
got us into a yacht partyCopy !req
394. hosted by the Winklevoss twins.Copy !req
395. A yacht party—
I like that.Copy !req
396. I'm gonna make this up to you.Copy !req
397. It's all good.Copy !req
398. Boob cage can make it upCopy !req
399. to me on the boat.Copy !req
400. You're going with us?Copy !req
401. Who's watching my restaurant?Copy !req
402. Ian's got it covered.Copy !req
403. Uh, everybody?Copy !req
404. The Sat Pack's goingCopy !req
405. to a yacht party!Copy !req
406. These dumb remotes!Copy !req
407. Screw it.Copy !req
408. I'm killing the movie.Copy !req
409. Let's just make the cake.Copy !req
410. Edie?Copy !req
411. All right, let's
get our story straight.Copy !req
412. I was teaching you to readCopy !req
413. when you tied me up
and did this to yourself.Copy !req
414. Okay, Mommy.Copy !req
415. See, Ronnie, it always
works out for us.Copy !req
416. Ten minutes we'll be on a yacht
with a couple of blond twins.Copy !req
417. Male twins but still.Copy !req
418. I call the ugly Winklevoss.Copy !req
419. Yeah. Plus,
once we're out at sea,Copy !req
420. none of your other
family members can get to us.Copy !req
421. All right, I
deserve that.Copy !req
422. Mm. I'm just kidding
with you, buddy.Copy !req
423. Why don't we make like old times
and stop and donate bloodCopy !req
424. on the way to the party?
See if we can drunk faster.Copy !req
425. Possibly even save a life.Copy !req
426. Huh...Copy !req
427. Yacht party! Yacht party!Copy !req
428. Yacht! Yacht! Yacht!
Yacht! Ya...Copy !req
429. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
430. Why are we stopping here?Copy !req
431. Oh, well, you never know where a
Sat Pack night's gonna take you:Copy !req
432. yacht party, Playboy Mansion,
Sara's house.Copy !req
433. I'll be back in five.Copy !req
434. All right, you got
five minutes of my time.Copy !req
435. Make 'em count.
I got a yacht to catch.Copy !req
436. What are you doing here?
I didn't tell you to come.Copy !req
437. Well, you texted me
because you wanted me to come.Copy !req
438. Let's not do this dance.Copy !req
439. All right, what's up?Copy !req
440. Well, since you're here...Copy !req
441. I'm about to get mine.Copy !req
442. Watch and learn.Copy !req
443. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
444. So, I couldn't help
but noticeCopy !req
445. that neither of us
have boyfriends here tonight.Copy !req
446. Oh, mine's in Sacramento
for a medical convention.Copy !req
447. Where's yours?Copy !req
448. Ouch.Copy !req
449. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
450. I'm gay.Copy !req
451. Thanks for talking to me
about this, Alicia.Copy !req
452. Of course.
Do you feel any better?Copy !req
453. I'm dead inside.Copy !req
454. I'm a husk of a man.Copy !req
455. What the hell is
taking Jimmy so long?Copy !req
456. Move to China?
That's-that's a big ask.Copy !req
457. Yeah. But the old me would have
done that at the drop of a hat.Copy !req
458. My plan was always to
live all over the world.Copy !req
459. Los Angeles was just
the first stop.Copy !req
460. And then Gerald came along,Copy !req
461. and so I told myself,Copy !req
462. "I will see the world when
he moves out of the house."Copy !req
463. Mm. Good luck with that.
Have you seen what I pay him?Copy !req
464. All of a sudden the idea
of moving is just ridiculous.Copy !req
465. Even if it's for Bruce.Copy !req
466. Well, you know what they say.Copy !req
467. Things happen for a reason,
right?Copy !req
468. Maybe the best guy for you
is right here in Los Angeles.Copy !req
469. You know, Ronnie's single now.Copy !req
470. All right, I'm starting
to feel this wine.Copy !req
471. Couple more glasses of this,Copy !req
472. I would consider making a trip
to Ronnie-ville.Copy !req
473. What the hell
is this?Copy !req
474. Oh, hey, Ronnie!
I was just talkingCopy !req
475. about how I was gonna
have sex with you,Copy !req
476. but I'm not going to.Copy !req
477. Nice to see you, too, Sara.
Jimmy, you said five minutes.Copy !req
478. It's been 20.Copy !req
479. Well, Sara needed me.
This is important.Copy !req
480. All right. I'm leaving.
Why?Copy !req
481. Why? Tonight was supposed
to be about us.
Yeah.Copy !req
482. And while you're sitting here,
sipping on wine, I've been out,Copy !req
483. sitting on my thumb,
in some drivewayCopy !req
484. in the freaking boondocks.Copy !req
485. It's Pasadena.
And it's charming.Copy !req
486. Well, great.
Have fun.Copy !req
487. I'll just go back out thereCopy !req
488. and listen
to your daughter GeraldCopy !req
489. tell me all about her problems.Copy !req
490. All right, you know what,
it's time for you to calm down,Copy !req
491. because I'm starting
to see the vein.Copy !req
492. Good!
The vein comes out for a reason.Copy !req
493. Yeah. You're the reason.
Yeah, well,
when the vein comes out,Copy !req
494. the hand comes out, remember?Copy !req
495. I remember.
Remember the last timeCopy !req
496. your hand came out? I did this.Copy !req
497. Ha, ha,
you like that, Grandpa?Copy !req
498. 'Cause I...Copy !req
499. Oh!Copy !req
500. Wow. That felt good.Copy !req
501. I did need
to cut loose.Copy !req
502. I'm gonna go make out
with Alicia real quick.Copy !req
503. Wh...Copy !req
504. You okay?Copy !req
505. Yeah. I'm fine.Copy !req
506. Just horny.Copy !req
507. You're always horny.Copy !req
508. You want my
forehead again?Copy !req
509. Yeah, but this time
it's different.Copy !req
510. I think I'm horny
for what you have.Copy !req
511. I'm horny for family.Copy !req
512. I know you, Ronnie.
Someday you're gonna find outCopy !req
513. you have a kid you
didn't know about, too.
Thanks, man.Copy !req
514. Hey, guys, yeah,
can we speed this up?Copy !req
515. You're kind of making us
late to the yacht party.Copy !req
516. Ian, what are you doing here?Copy !req
517. And who's running
the restaurant?Copy !req
518. Thank you for coming.
This was by farCopy !req
519. the best experience
we've had at Jimmy's.Copy !req
520. Whatever you're doing,
don't change a thing.Copy !req
521. Okay.Copy !req
522. Well? To the yacht, huh?Copy !req
523. Definitely. Hell yeah.Copy !req
524. What time is it, about 1:00?Copy !req
525. It's got to be later than that.Copy !req
526. It's 10:30.Copy !req
527. Oh, great, you're here!Copy !req
528. Edie won't take a bath
unless it's with you.Copy !req
529. Bimmy.Copy !req
530. All right. Come on.
Come on, you.Copy !req
531. All right, let's do this!
Yacht party!Copy !req
532. Yes, I'd like a cab
to Valley Village, please.Copy !req
533. Unbelievable.Copy !req
534. Everything okay, Jimmy?Copy !req
535. No, it's not okay.Copy !req
536. I asked for one night off.Copy !req
537. And do I get it? No.Copy !req
538. Because I-I got to be here
for you guys.Copy !req
539. "Dad, can you help me navigate
the seas of love?"Copy !req
540. And "Jimmy, my boyfriend's
moving to China.Copy !req
541. Can you comfort me?"Copy !req
542. Never asked him.
Couldn't get him to leave.Copy !req
543. And the worst part is
I don't have a choice.Copy !req
544. I have to be here for you now
because I care about you,Copy !req
545. and it's annoying.
I can't even enjoy violentCopy !req
546. rap songs because of her.
What's wrong with Jimmy?Copy !req
547. He's saying nice things
in a mad voice.Copy !req
548. Yeah, because I am mad.Copy !req
549. Here. You're taking advantage
of me, and-and I am madCopy !req
550. because it's Saturday night
and I have to spend my nightCopy !req
551. in a bathtub because
I'm the only one in this familyCopy !req
552. who knows
how to make bath time fun.Copy !req
553. I'm in hell.Copy !req
554. Ooh.Copy !req