1. Gossip Girl here.
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3. You are running my business
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4. like you're still the meanest
girl in high school.
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5. I need to use my power to form
the fashionistas of the future,
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7. inspired by my constance uniform.
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8. I'm sorry I didn't say anything
when you told me you loved me.
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9. All I wanted was a fresh start.
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10. That's what I want.
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11. Well, we had to come to
some kind of agreement,
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12. or we never would've left that
hotel room in Monte Carlo.
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13. It won't be much longer, I promise.
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14. We're happy to extend
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16. Are you sure wanna cosign on this loan?
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17. Send me the documents
to sign in the morning.
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18. When Ivy was in the apartment,
she said Bart walked in
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19. with an envelope he held
on to rather tightly.
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20. Is there anything missing?
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21. That painting of the rainbow woman is gone.
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22. In that film, the head of the drug cartel
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24. in the back of a painting.
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25. Sold for $1.1 million.
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26. That piece is a critical component
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27. of my campaign against Bart.
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28. If I topple him, Lily won't be far behind.
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29. I'll sell you the painting.
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30. Where the hell is that envelope?
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31. Someone took it off.
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32. Then they've got the evidence!
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33. And who am I?
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34. That's a secret I'll never tell.
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35. You know you love me.
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36. X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.
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37. Desperate times call for
desperate measures.
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39. can resort to destruction...
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40. Funny, I didn't ask for turndown service.
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41. But did you find what you're looking for?
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43. using more intimate tactics.
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44. Wow, this is amazing.
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45. Really. And I'm not just
talking about this espresso.
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46. I wish we could just
stay like this forever.
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47. Me, too.
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48. The only thing missing is fresh air.
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49. Are you—do you think maybe
today that we could, uh...
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51. Come on. You know that we can't
be seen together in public
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this is absolutely real.
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53. Well, I don't know about
you, but I'm pretty sure.
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54. I can't think of any reason to hold back.
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55. Well, here's a big one.
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56. All of our friends are furious at us.
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58. we need to go out and make amends.
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59. Okay, where do we start?
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60. I'll start with Blair,
and you start with Nate.
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61. And then afterwards, brunch
and a movie on me. I promise.
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63. Yeah, my, uh, suite needs tidying.
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64. Could you please send the maid service?
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65. On second thought, send
all the maids you have.
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66. Where is it? In the safe?
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67. I see you changed the combination.
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68. What could possibly be so
important that you misplaced it?
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70. Cut the crap, Chuck.
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71. There's the Richard Phillips.
It used to have a backing.
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72. I know you have it.
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73. You mean the papers that hold the proof
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75. Papers?
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76. You don't have it.
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77. You don't even know what
you're looking for.
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78. Oh, sorry to interrupt this
riveting oedipal showdown,
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79. but I think I have what you're looking for.
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80. Mr. Boyer! Mr. Boyer!
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81. Could I speak with you, please?
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82. This is completely
inappropriate, Mr. Archibald.
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83. I'm on personal time.
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84. I apologize for the intrusion,
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85. but you won't return any of my phone calls.
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86. All right, I'll be brief, I promise.
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87. Look, your credit line was due last week.
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88. Now if you can't come up with the funds,
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89. I don't see how I can assist you.
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90. Mr. Boyer, this paper
means everything to me.
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91. I've put all my personal
assets into it, all right?
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92. You know how people always
tell you to bet on yourself?
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93. Well, that's what I did, and I just—
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94. I need someone else to bet on me, too.
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95. Look, I respect your passion,
but I'm afraid in this economy,
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96. people aren't willing to take a bet.
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97. "The spectator" is not a risk.
It won't fail because it can't.
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98. It's everything I've got, Mr. Boyer.
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me a little more time...
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100. No promises,
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102. Oh! Thank you. Thank you.
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103. I promise you won't regret it.
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104. Yes.
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105. Just think, Dorota.
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106. I started off dressing the minions,
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107. and now I'll be dressing the masses.
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108. Miss Blair has come long way.
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Barneys co-op pop-up shop.
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110. Now the gift bags must be perfect.
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111. What are you doing here?
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112. Blair, I know that I've
done some horrible things,
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I've come to make amends.
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114. Amends would imply that there's
something to be mended.
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115. What you did can never be fixed.
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116. You've sworn that our friendship
is beyond repair in the past,
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117. but we've always gotten through it.
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118. Well, this time is different.
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119. You seduced Dan on the bar
at the Campbell apartment—
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120. the very same spot you
deflowered my first boyfriend.
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121. I would never be that cruel to you...
on purpose.
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122. I won't accept losing you.
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123. So... I'm just gonna sit here
until you use how sorry I am
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127. That's what you're best at anyway.
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128. And what are you best at, Blair?
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129. Your new junior line?
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130. And what makes you think the
Katniss Everdeen generation
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Waldorf's pleated skirts?
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132. You're not a teenager anymore.
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133. So? Designers don't have to be teenagers
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134. in order to influence them.
In—in fact, no one—
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135. Is talking to you!
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137. The world already has Stella and Phoebe
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138. and the Mulleavy sisters.
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139. Blair's too old to be the queen bee
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140. and not established enough
to be a fashion star.
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141. She's stuck in the middle.
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142. And what could be less
cool than being a tween?
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143. Well, I guess we'll have to see tonight.
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144. I could tell by the frenzy at the auction
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145. there had to be more at
stake than just art.
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146. And then I found the
microfilm in the painting.
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147. I don't know what those numbers mean,
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149. Name your price.
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150. Whatever he says, I'll double it.
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151. I don't want money.
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154. Last year, Lily did everything in her power
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158. That's my price.
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160. All I want is for Lily to be
left with no one and nothing.
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makes that happen first
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163. I'll be waiting to hear your plans.
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165. It went perfectly!
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166. You should've seen Bart and Chuck squirm!
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167. Oh! I can't wait to see Lily get
caught in their cross fire.
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171. I missed you so much, it hurt.
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172. But sometimes
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173. the partner is more shocking
than the crime itself.
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174. Okay, what if Nelly is right?
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175. What if my line gets lost
because I'm not in high school
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177. Miss Blair, take deep breaths.
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178. Hey, B., you may not be
the queen bee anymore,
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180. If you get her on your side, all
the other girls will follow.
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181. What makes you think sage would
do either of us a favor?
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182. She wouldn't, but she'd do anything
to keep me and Steven apart.
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183. You are apart.
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184. Well, maybe we make it look like
we're getting back together.
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186. It's not a sex tape, but it is a kiss.
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187. Maybe we date stamp it to make
it look like it was taken today.
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188. And send to "Gossip Girl"
to trick miss sage.
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189. But all sage would have to do
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190. is ask her dad if it's true.
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191. It makes perfect sense that he
would cover our relationship.
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192. He knows that sage hates us being together.
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193. So sage sees the blast and
comes to me for help,
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Steven was proposing,
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to ask for her support.
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196. I'll admit,
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199. Let me find it.
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200. Acceptable.
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201. Now go. No one can suspect
we're conspiring.
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202. Of course not.
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203. You know, I-I played Hedda
Gabler in high school,
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204. but acting like I'm into Rufus
when I'm really in love with you
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207. But take solace in knowing
that you serve a higher cause.
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208. Giving Lily her comeuppance?
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209. Though I-I still wish we had
taken the money and run,
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the way she treated you.
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than just the money.
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221. But if I eat another waffle, I'll puke.
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Chuck or Bart are willing
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the night of the auction.
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do anything to harm you,
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take her up on her offer.
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who would've thought
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wrote about all of you.
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276. I have no need for strippers or
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278. You should be thanking me.
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279. That tape got you exactly what you wanted.
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280. And did it get you what you wanted?
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were over between them.
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give you some guidance.
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society made of the monarchs
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private schools in Manhattan.
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her revenge at the auction.
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309. W-what kind of danger
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some business records.
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outside of our family,
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to be the bigger person.
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evidence against you.
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324. And it looks like Chuck will be the winner.
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now to tell me his plan.
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329. I don't know why you're here, but get out
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331. That's not a nice way
to greet your partner.
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shoved down your throat.
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Chapin, and Spence,
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a clear breach of security.
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say, you spill their secrets.
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to ask the council for one favor
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359. And if you refuse, she'll have no choice
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with your drama teacher.
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calling themselves "Don"?
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but when it comes to power,
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into "The Spectator."
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I'll file for bankruptcy.
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you can take it.
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have more serious consequences.
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plan to win over Ivy,
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that of your father's.
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negotiating with terrorists,
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card we've been dealt.
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to put her away, too,
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to be Bart's accomplice.
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I'll do the dirty work,
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up some of my stuff here.
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in a town car today,
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were protecting me from Lily.
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but I ran into him last week
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Let's get to the pop-up!
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unfolding on schedule.
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tonight for the denouement.
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444. I won't mind if you're not mute.
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445. I suppose I could use a
friend there with me
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446. to celebrate my success.
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447. Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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448. Don Brearley, I just saw my dad,
who is miserable with heartache.
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449. If he is really back with
Serena and lying to me,
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450. he wouldn't be blubbering like a baby.
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451. We've been played.
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452. I'll see you at the pop-up party
but the plan has changed.
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453. Hey, man, I did what you asked.
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454. I searched the loft and no luck.
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455. But I saw Ivy on the way out
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456. and spotted the envelope in her bag.
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457. Did you get it?
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458. No, I couldn't.
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459. There was no way. They would've seen me.
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460. I understand, which is why
I have a backup plan.
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461. Ivy will bring the microfilm
to Blair's event tonight.
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462. The feds will be there.
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463. I convinced her I'd plant it on Lily.
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464. Lily's going to Blair's junior line debut?
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465. No, but Ivy doesn't know that.
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466. I'd never hurt Lily.
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467. I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful.
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468. Thanks for trying, Humphrey.
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469. The important thing is,
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470. I got to Ivy before my father did.
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471. Bart.
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472. You're too late.
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473. I already struck a deal with—
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474. Chuck.
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475. A takedown at Blair's fashion party.
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476. But in actuality, he lured you
to the empire to distract you
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477. while Dan searched the loft.
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478. Hold on a sec.
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479. If he was trying to steal the microfilm,
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480. he didn't succeed.
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481. Chuck has no intention
of having Lily arrested.
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482. He was planning on screwing
you over all along.
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483. And why should I believe you?
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484. Because I have someone here
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485. who can confirm everything
I'm saying is true.
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486. Isn't that right, Nate?
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487. It's true.
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488. Luckily, I have an offer for you.
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489. The Dons. Thank God you're here.
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490. Now... start fawning. Loudly.
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491. And I know that you don't have a
limit on your credit cards...
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492. So buy, buy, buy!
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493. Sorry, Blair. I called off the favor.
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494. What?
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495. I know you duped me about
my dad and Serena.
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496. I only brought the Dons
here to be detractors.
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497. And if we say the clothes suck, it's law.
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498. Come on, girls. And remember,
plastic stays in pockets.
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499. Wait. Wait, Dons.
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500. Dons?
Blair.
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501. I must admit,
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502. I'm impressed the high
school crowd showed up.
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503. We'll just have to see whether
they love or hate the line.
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504. I'll go get quotes from them for "W.W.D."
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505. Oh! Wait. You know what?
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506. You simply must see my accessories.
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507. They're in the corner. The far corner.
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508. This way.
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509. You sure he didn't see it was me?
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510. If Rufus had seen you, he would've said so.
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511. This couldn't be better.
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512. Now I don't have to invent a
reason to break up with him.
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513. This "breakup" mustn't
undo all the work you did
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514. to poison Rufus against Lily.
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515. I mean, our efforts are for nothing
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516. if Rufus takes her back the
minute she hits rock bottom.
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517. He won't take her back.
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518. Well, then we're at the end of our road.
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519. Mm, it's all riding on
your meeting with Bart.
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520. I'll do whatever it takes.
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521. It's been an hour. Where is she?
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522. Her phone is still off.
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523. This isn't a game, Mr. Bass. You
said you had hard evidence.
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524. Don't waste our time again.
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525. Chuck. Oh, you're here.
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526. Things are going horribly.
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527. Girls today are out of control.
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528. They're like tiny little vultures.
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529. Then Blair Waldorf would be the falcon
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530. who dives in and devours them all.
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531. Please. Compared to them,
I'm like a turtledove.
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532. Well, at least Nelly's
distracted talking to D.V.F.
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533. I need to find Serena and force
her to fix things with sage.
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534. The line looks beautiful.
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535. I'm sure it's going to be a huge success.
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536. Unless I can do some damage control,
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537. there's no chance of that.
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538. Speaking of, I need to do
some damage control myself.
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539. Well, good luck.
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540. It's my faith in you that's
firing me up to fix this mess.
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541. Did you bring it?
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542. Yes.
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543. I'll show you mine if you
show me yours first.
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544. I'm divorcing Lily. Here are the papers.
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545. You may leak them to whomever you choose.
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546. That's hardly enough.
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547. Lily's been divorced four,
fives times already.
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548. Who can keep count?
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549. I want her humiliated.
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550. What did you have in mind?
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551. Take off your clothes.
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552. Excuse me?
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553. You heard me. Strip.
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554. I should have expected the
typical Serena sabotage—
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555. pretending to be my friend
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556. and then sending in those mini mafiosas
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557. to blow up my pop-up shop.
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558. Sage knows you're not back with Steven.
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559. I wonder who told her.
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560. Well, it wasn't me, I swear.
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561. Blair, I just wanna help.
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562. If I choose to believe you,
and if you really wanna help,
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563. then come up with a new scheme
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564. before those teenage
goombas ruin everything.
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565. Miss Waldorf, may I take a picture?
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566. Look, I'll do whatever you want,
but you don't need a scheme.
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567. Your line is spectacular
and it speaks for itself.
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568. And there's nothing that sage or
anyone can do to change that.
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569. It's time for you to
start trusting yourself
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570. and accepting the fact that
you are obscenely talented.
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571. You really mean that?
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572. Yes. B., your clothes are
beautiful and original,
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573. like you.
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574. Don't take my word for it. Look around.
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575. Hey! What are you doing?
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576. This is the last size 2,
and I liked it first.
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577. Sorry. All's fair in shopping and war.
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578. What are you guys doing?
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579. You're supposed to be hating on everything.
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580. But we love it,
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581. and devotion to great clothes
trumps five family loyalty.
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582. Uh, hi. Excuse me.
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583. Do you mind if I quote you?
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584. Oh, my gosh.
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585. They like me.
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586. They really like me!
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587. Nathaniel, what are you doing?
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588. It's not like you to be partying alone.
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589. Well, that's what I want to be—alone...
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590. and unconscious.
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591. Believe me, whatever problems
you've got at "The Spectator"
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592. cannot compare to my day from hell.
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593. So if you don't mind, I'd like to join you.
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594. Chuck...
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595. It was, uh, it was all my fault.
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596. What was?
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597. There was nothing I could do.
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598. He cornered me.
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599. "He" who?
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600. My father?
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601. You tell me what happened. What did he do?
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602. What did he make you do? What...
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603. Tell me.
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604. Before we do this...
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605. The microfilm.
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606. Oh. No, we're not actually
going to have sex.
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607. I just wanna take a couple snapshots
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608. to make it look like we did.
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609. All that matters
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610. is that Lily believes she
lost two husbands to me.
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611. I'm fine being your Eliot Spitzer scandal,
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612. but I'm a pay-for-play kinda guy.
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613. The microfilm first.
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614. Ivy. Oh, God.
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615. Don't do this.
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616. My father will screw you,
then screw you over.
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617. It's not too late to do the right thing.
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618. Behind the curve as always, Chuck.
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619. It is too late.
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620. What is this, some kind of joke?
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621. What in the world are you doing here?
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622. I know I said I wouldn't help
you, but I changed my mind.
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623. I have what you're looking for.
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624. They say nothing inspires forgiveness
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625. quite like revenge.
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626. The microfilm was in
that envelope, I swear.
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627. If you don't find it and hand it over—
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628. all the torture you wished on Lily,
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629. it'll seem like child's play.
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630. My father's threats aren't idle.
Neither are mine.
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631. There's only one person who knew I had it,
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632. who might know where it is.
Copy !req
633. Thanks.
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634. Since when did you start
spiking your chamomile?
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635. Oh, it's been a rough day.
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636. Hope this makes things a bit better.
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637. You have no idea.
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638. Thank you, Rufus.
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639. What made you change your mind?
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640. Ivy's not who I thought she was.
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641. I know. I should've been tipped off
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642. by the whole "pretending
to be your niece" thing.
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643. Well, you always believe
the best in people.
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644. It's your virtue and your downfall.
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645. I still see the best in you, Lil.
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646. After everything that we've been through,
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647. it's probably safe to say that
we won't be together again.
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648. But we were family for a long time,
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649. and that means something.
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650. I'd really like peace between us.
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651. Dad, hey. What are you doing here?
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652. You inspired me to make
some amends of my own, son.
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653. Are you getting back together with Lily?
W—
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654. No, I'm just returning something
of Lily's that Ivy stole.
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655. Why is this person taking so
long getting back to you?
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656. I... I don't know.
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657. Where you going?
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658. Does Blair need you to come
over to kill a spider?
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659. I'm not wasting any more time.
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660. So you're giving up? What a shocker.
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661. You're right. You know me so well.
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662. My patience is wearing thin.
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663. You better make this person appear fast.
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664. We almost sold out.
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665. I feel like I'm dreaming.
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666. Uh-oh. 2 girls wrestling
for last 3-button vest.
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667. I go act as referee.
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668. I have always known that I had
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669. the most brilliant, talented best friend,
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670. but now the whole world gets to know, too.
Copy !req
671. Thank you.
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672. I'm sorry for accusing you
of turning sage against me.
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673. No, I'm sorry for everything.
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674. I don't think I was ever able
to get over how hurt I was
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675. that you were dating Dan, which
is why I acted so badly.
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676. I get it. If you'd have dated Chuck,
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677. I would've scratched your eyes out.
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678. I've really missed you.
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679. I missed you, too, B.
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680. You're about to get
everything you ever wanted,
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681. and tonight's success is—
is just the beginning.
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682. Well, this line was inspired by both of us,
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683. ruling constance together.
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684. This is your success, too.
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685. I just hope that this night leads to...
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686. The other thing I've always wanted—
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687. to be with Chuck.
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688. He loves you more than
anything in the whole world.
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689. You'll find your great love, too.
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690. Um, I should probably get going.
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691. But breakfast tomorrow morning? Sarabeth's?
Copy !req
692. Yes. 9:00 A.M. sharp.
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693. Congratulations, B.
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694. Thank you.
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695. Lily, please!
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696. Don't protect him.
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697. Why wouldn't I protect my husband?
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698. He's the only one that protects me.
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699. No, that's not true.
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700. You're the one willing
to go to any lengths,
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701. and I've had enough of it.
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702. I know you wanna believe
he is a changed man,
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703. that he is a good man.
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704. And I wanted to believe
that, too, so badly.
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705. But the truth is, is he
is a ruthless criminal.
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706. If you destroy that evidence,
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707. there is nothing to stop
him from hurting anyone,
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708. including you.
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709. That's ridiculous, Charles.
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710. He would never hurt me.
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711. Since his return, he has done
nothing but prove his love.
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712. You once told me my father
was incapable of love.
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713. That is the truth.
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714. I just saw him in a hotel room, half-naked,
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715. with Ivy.
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716. That lie...
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717. Is beneath even you, Charles.
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718. I'm not gonna let you or anyone else
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719. threaten our family ever again.
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720. Don't!
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721. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.
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722. Even the best-laid plans can go bust.
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723. Where have you been?
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724. I've been calling for an hour.
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725. I just got your messages.
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726. Are you—
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727. Okay? No! I'm not okay!
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728. Our plan failed.
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729. Okay, Rufus must've taken
the microfilm from my purse
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730. and given it to Lily.
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731. I was with Bart when she called him
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732. to tell him that she destroyed it.
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733. So Lily's... still with Bart?
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734. Yes.
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735. And now that he knows I'm after Lily,
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736. he's threatened to destroy me.
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737. Look, he's scary, William. He'll do it.
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738. Calm down for a second.
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739. I can't!
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740. Can't you see that without the microfilm,
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741. we can't fight back?
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742. I know that I-I promised Lola that
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743. we'd do everything we
could to destroy Lily.
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744. But... we've done everything that we could.
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745. You're right. I suppose we should...
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746. leave and regroup for now.
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747. I know that we didn't get Lily, but...
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748. The most important thing is
that we have each other.
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749. Of course.
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750. Hello?
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751. So Chuck's little game is over, Nathaniel.
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752. In spite of you tipping him off, he lost.
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753. Of course, once a loser, always a loser.
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754. Why don't you go give your...
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755. S-stirring little victory
speech to someone who cares?
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756. Oh, yeah. That's right. No one does.
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757. You're just lucky that Lily
destroyed the microfilm
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758. and bought you a reprieve.
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759. I own you, and you better
start acting like it.
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760. What, you gonna call the police?
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761. All right, fine. Just do it.
Have me arrested.
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762. Oh, you're of more use to me out of jail...
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763. For the moment.
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764. You owe me.
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765. Sober up
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766. and get ready to pay the price.
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767. There you are.
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768. The line was a gigantic success.
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769. Even the mannequins were stripped naked.
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770. And now we are having a fete
at the atelier to celebrate,
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771. so of course I need you by my side.
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772. And why haven't you been
answering your phone?
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773. I'm happy for you, Blair.
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774. Forget me.
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775. Chuck?
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776. What happened?
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777. What I should've always expected.
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778. The only parent who ever loved me,
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779. the mother who chose me as a son,
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780. abandoned me.
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781. I finally had the evidence
to vanquish my father.
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782. She destroyed it to protect him.
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783. We'll find new evidence.
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784. We'll find another way.
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785. There is no other way.
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786. This was it. It's over.
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787. Well, even if we can't
put Bart behind bars,
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788. we'll still be together.
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789. Stop... lying to yourself.
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790. We made a pact.
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791. You fulfilled your side. I failed at mine.
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792. We can't be together.
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793. Chuck...
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794. Please.
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795. Go.
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796. Just go.
Copy !req
797. So I finally made amends with Blair,
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798. and we're in a really good place
and I couldn't be happier.
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799. How was your day?
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800. I hate to compete,
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801. but I made amends with
Chuck, Nate, and my dad.
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802. Wow. I'm impressed.
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803. Yeah, all right.
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804. So now that we've knocked
down our last obstacles,
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805. are we finally ready to do this?
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806. Well, do you remember that we said
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807. if we ever jumped into a
relationship again that
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808. that would be it?
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809. That we would only get one more chance?
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810. Are you sure that
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811. I'm the one person you wanna be with?
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812. Are you talking about Blair?
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813. Serena, yes, I'm sure you are the one.
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814. But whether or not I've
admitted it to myself,
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815. you have always been the one.
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816. How about you?
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817. Yeah, I'm sure.
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818. Wait. Hold on.
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819. I thought the whole point
of this was to go public.
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820. Uh, what—what happened
to getting fresh air?
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821. I mean, shouldn't we go out
and get a drink or something?
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822. Suddenly, I'm okay with being a shut-in.
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823. Let me at least get champagne
so we can celebrate.
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824. Sometimes the light is so dazzling
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825. it's all you can see.
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826. Other times, dark clouds devour you,
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827. and it seems the skies will never clear.
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828. But when the sun beams
while the rain falls,
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829. it can bring a bittersweet rainbow.
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830. I only have a minute.
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831. Humphrey, going rogue is
not part of our agreement.
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832. Where the hell have you been?
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833. I'm writing the Serena chapter.
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834. What?
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835. So watch out.
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836. Just when you think you're
dancing off into the sunset,
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837. a lightning bolt may strike you down.
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