1. And who am I?Copy !req
2. That's a secret I'll never tell.Copy !req
3. You know you love me.Copy !req
4. X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.Copy !req
5. I need your passion for social upheavalCopy !req
6. to help me write the book
about the Upper East Side.Copy !req
7. That's what I want.Copy !req
8. Are you sure that I'm the
one person you wanna be with?Copy !req
9. You have always been the one.Copy !req
10. Daniel Humphrey has just
released the latest installmentCopy !req
11. of his serial... a chapter
on our very own Serena.Copy !req
12. Why would you write this now?Copy !req
13. You were supposed to be different.Copy !req
14. I used to be.Copy !req
15. Got me nowhere. So now I'm the same.Copy !req
16. What I want isn't in
Brooklyn. I have a plan.Copy !req
17. I have this whole time.Copy !req
18. I wrote two versions of the Serena chapter,Copy !req
19. and that's... that's the nice one.Copy !req
20. I prefer the nasty one you published.Copy !req
21. I know I've hurt you, but
I've never stopped loving you.Copy !req
22. Well, excuse me if I don't fall
for that, or you, ever again.Copy !req
23. When I first met you,Copy !req
24. you had the perfect story
to get New York's attention.Copy !req
25. What, Gossip Girl's identity?Copy !req
26. I promised her I'd stop looking
after she helped find Serena.Copy !req
27. She set you up to protect herself.Copy !req
28. What do you have to loseCopy !req
29. by going through your
research one more time?Copy !req
30. So... Lily's still with Bart?Copy !req
31. Yes.Copy !req
32. The only thing that matters is
that you finally know the truth.Copy !req
33. I do, and I'm sorry.Copy !req
34. What on earth do you have to be sorry for?Copy !req
35. It won't be much longer, I promise.Copy !req
36. I have a plan.Copy !req
37. How many times do I have to tell you?Copy !req
38. Bart is not stupid enough
to leave any evidence.Copy !req
39. Stop your witch huntCopy !req
40. and leave New York for Moscow tonight.Copy !req
41. What are you doing?Copy !req
42. I couldn't live with myself
if anything happened to you.Copy !req
43. Don't get on the plane.Copy !req
44. I made a deal. Those
were my father's terms.Copy !req
45. The coast guard is investigating the areaCopy !req
46. where the plane went off the radarCopy !req
47. after sending a mayday signal.Copy !req
48. I hope that wasn't the one Chuck was on.Copy !req
49. He just tried to have his own son killed.Copy !req
50. Who do you think they're gonna believe,Copy !req
51. the man of the year,Copy !req
52. or some sad,Copy !req
53. pathetic,Copy !req
54. little boy?Copy !req
55. Uhh!Copy !req
56. Aah!Copy !req
57. No!Copy !req
58. Chuck.Copy !req
59. Give me your hand!Copy !req
60. You know I'm all talk. I
would never really hurt you.Copy !req
61. Everything you say is a lie!Copy !req
62. Charles, this isn't who you are.Copy !req
63. Please, son!Copy !req
64. Aah!Copy !req
65. Come on.Copy !req
66. We have to get out of here.Copy !req
67. Guys, there's a situation.Copy !req
68. What's going on?Copy !req
69. There's a body.Copy !req
70. A body? Whose?Copy !req
71. I can't tell you that.Copy !req
72. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
73. Do what you need to do.Copy !req
74. Don't tell anyone you talked to me.Copy !req
75. Arthur's stuck out front.Copy !req
76. They're stopping all
the cars from the event.Copy !req
77. Give me the phone.Copy !req
78. Why don't you let me help you?
I know a lot of people here.Copy !req
79. If you can just give me a name...Copy !req
80. You ask a lot of questions.Copy !req
81. Maybe you should give me your name.Copy !req
82. I have to take this.Copy !req
83. Oh.Copy !req
84. Here's a lovely young womanCopy !req
85. who will tell everything that she knows...Copy !req
86. which is nothing.Copy !req
87. Hi.Copy !req
88. Hey.Copy !req
89. Are you Arthur?Copy !req
90. Excuse me, would you tell the pilotCopy !req
91. I'm gonna need another
moment, please? Thank you.Copy !req
92. When you're ready.Copy !req
93. You dug up a lot of good dirt.Copy !req
94. We just have to sift through it again.Copy !req
95. You know the history.
I'm a fresh set of eyes.Copy !req
96. The answer to "who is Gossip Girl?"Copy !req
97. Is right on this table.Copy !req
98. Wait. What? Ivy says I
need to turn on the TV.Copy !req
99. We're told a man has been found deadCopy !req
100. outside an eventCopy !req
101. where the Manhattan real
estate community was gatheringCopy !req
102. to honor their man of the
year, Bartholomew Bass.Copy !req
103. The name of the deceased
is being withheld...Copy !req
104. until family members can be notified.Copy !req
105. Sorry.Copy !req
106. Hello?Copy !req
107. Yes, this is Mrs. Bass.Copy !req
108. What?Copy !req
109. You've reached William.
Please leave a message.Copy !req
110. Hey, it's me.Copy !req
111. So you know how as long
as Bart Bass was around,Copy !req
112. it wasn't safe to come to the city?Copy !req
113. Well, it's safe now.Copy !req
114. Call me.Copy !req
115. Shockwaves ran through
this crowd moments agoCopy !req
116. as the news spreadCopy !req
117. that the deceased was none
other than Bart Bass himself,Copy !req
118. the man they had g adhered to honor.Copy !req
119. Good night.Copy !req
120. This comes on the heelsCopy !req
121. of a series of bizarre
events earlier tonight.Copy !req
122. First, a false report that a Bass
Industries jet had been downed.Copy !req
123. Then Bass' son Charles
caused a disturbance,Copy !req
124. requiring him to be removed by security.Copy !req
125. Yes, this is Chuck Bass'
limo, but he's not with me.Copy !req
126. Where is he?Copy !req
127. I don't know.Copy !req
128. I haven't heard from him
since I dropped him off.Copy !req
129. Mr. Bass often finds his own
way home from these things.Copy !req
130. All clear.Copy !req
131. All right.Copy !req
132. Chuck Bass is considered
a person of interestCopy !req
133. in this case, as he's
wanted for questioning,Copy !req
134. although we have no
information on his whereabouts.Copy !req
135. Now being a person of interestCopy !req
136. does not necessarily mean
he's a suspect at this point.Copy !req
137. What it means is that police feel
he'll have information on this case.Copy !req
138. By the time I got to the
party, Chuck was already gone.Copy !req
139. I didn't even see him.Copy !req
140. So you, uh, missed the outburstCopy !req
141. where he accused his father
of trying to kill him?Copy !req
142. I don't know anything about that.Copy !req
143. Do you?Copy !req
144. She's not talking to you. She's a minor.Copy !req
145. Anyone want some coffee?Copy !req
146. Look, Chuck likes drama.
Okay? He was probably wasted.Copy !req
147. I'm sure it was just nothing,
the usual father and son stuff.Copy !req
148. And what do you know about his relationshipCopy !req
149. with, uh, Blair Waldorf?Copy !req
150. Blair's relationship to Chuck
is none of your business.Copy !req
151. Besides, it's very complicated,
with many ups and downs.Copy !req
152. Would take long time to explain.Copy !req
153. Look, Chuck Bass is missing.Copy !req
154. If your daughter's with him,
she could be in a lot of trouble.Copy !req
155. What kind of trouble?Copy !req
156. Aiding and abetting. Maybe worse.Copy !req
157. Aiding and abetting what?Copy !req
158. You don't really think that
Chuck had something to doCopy !req
159. with what happened to Bart?Copy !req
160. You mind if I check her
bed, see if it was slept in?Copy !req
161. Yes, I mind.Copy !req
162. You're not searching anything
here without a warrant.Copy !req
163. In fact, I think this conversation is over.Copy !req
164. I understand you, uh,
recently went to jail yourself,Copy !req
165. Mr. Archibald.Copy !req
166. Hate to see ya back there.Copy !req
167. So I'm sorry, but nobody's
gonna be saying another wordCopy !req
168. without a lawyer present...Copy !req
169. a lawyer who isn't me.Copy !req
170. Well, this is outrageous.Copy !req
171. I mean, it's not like Blair
and Chuck killed the man.Copy !req
172. Oh, no. What?Copy !req
173. Oh, no.Copy !req
174. Who is it?Copy !req
175. Room service.Copy !req
176. I have terrible news.Copy !req
177. Bart's dead.Copy !req
178. What are you doing here?Copy !req
179. I don't know if you've heard, but, uh,Copy !req
180. a lot of people are looking for ya.Copy !req
181. Blair, you can come on out.
Uncle Jack's here to help.Copy !req
182. Hey.Copy !req
183. Uh, you're, uh, you're still in Manhattan,Copy !req
184. and you're here.Copy !req
185. I spent all night reading and rereading,Copy !req
186. and then I realized I can't leaveCopy !req
187. until I know if what you wrote is true.Copy !req
188. It is, every single word of it.Copy !req
189. Do you understand how I feel now?Copy !req
190. No.Copy !req
191. No, actually, I'm more confused than ever.Copy !req
192. Which one is the real you...Copy !req
193. the one that wrote this chapter
or the one in "Vanity Fair"?Copy !req
194. And "both" is not an acceptable answer.Copy !req
195. You know, yeah, I still had
a tracking device on your limoCopy !req
196. from back in the day when I hated you,Copy !req
197. and I thought it was a little
odd when your limo driver madeCopy !req
198. a midnight trip to a
romantic inn in Windham.Copy !req
199. Anyway...Copy !req
200. you kill him or not?Copy !req
201. 'Cause if you didn't, running
sure makes it look like you did.Copy !req
202. Chuck did nothing wrong.Copy !req
203. That's not entirely true.Copy !req
204. I didn't help him.Copy !req
205. Who shoved who first? Who got hit?Copy !req
206. I... I don't even know.Copy !req
207. It was self-defense.Copy !req
208. Bart tried to kill you on that plane.Copy !req
209. I saved myself, then I fought back.Copy !req
210. I... I don't feel guilty, but...Copy !req
211. that doesn't mean I'm not.Copy !req
212. Anyways, Bart made it clearCopy !req
213. he owns captain Donnelley.Copy !req
214. Can you help us get out of here?Copy !req
215. A... a nice deserted island
with no extradition treaties?Copy !req
216. We don't need money. We
can live off the land.Copy !req
217. As much as I'd love to seeCopy !req
218. you spearfishing in a coconut bikini,Copy !req
219. I, uh...Copy !req
220. had another thought.Copy !req
221. Were there security cameras on that roof?Copy !req
222. Bart turned them off.Copy !req
223. Because he was going to kill you.Copy !req
224. Who saw you up there?Copy !req
225. Him and Blair.Copy !req
226. And I won't say a word.Copy !req
227. Even if they torture me, I won't speak.Copy !req
228. I, uh, had a different
kind of torture in mind.Copy !req
229. Marriage.Copy !req
230. Spousal privilege meansCopy !req
231. that a wife cannot be forced
to testify against her husband.Copy !req
232. Not like this, Blair.Copy !req
233. Why not?Copy !req
234. We're in love, and...Copy !req
235. one way or another, we
both achieved our goals.Copy !req
236. And every trembling bone
in my tired and scared bodyCopy !req
237. wants to marry you.Copy !req
238. It's twisted but it's, uh, very you.Copy !req
239. Jack is right.Copy !req
240. Chuck and Blair hold hands?Copy !req
241. Chuck and Blair go to the movies?Copy !req
242. You said you never wanted us to be boring.Copy !req
243. Well, we definitely aren't that now.Copy !req
244. I was a stupid child
when I said those things.Copy !req
245. Life with you could never be boring.Copy !req
246. Blair Cornelia Waldorf,Copy !req
247. will you marry me?Copy !req
248. Yes.Copy !req
249. Yes, I will.Copy !req
250. Oh! William, hello.Copy !req
251. Lily, I am so sorry.Copy !req
252. My deepest condolences for Bart's passing.Copy !req
253. Yes. I'm still trying to process the news.Copy !req
254. It's all very shocking and upsetting.Copy !req
255. Well, without Rufus and
your mother in your life,Copy !req
256. I thought you could use the support.Copy !req
257. You know, the police are looking for Chuck,Copy !req
258. the press is on your heels,Copy !req
259. and you've got a funeral to plan.Copy !req
260. Oh, God. A funeral.Copy !req
261. Well...Copy !req
262. the good news is,Copy !req
263. we can do the same thing we
did the last time Bart died.Copy !req
264. Honestly, I would be grateful
to have you by my side.Copy !req
265. I don't know how I'm gonna
get through this day alone.Copy !req
266. Well, let's start by getting you upstairsCopy !req
267. and getting you some of
that tea you love so much.Copy !req
268. Okay, you need to explain
everything, from the beginning...Copy !req
269. the very, very beginning.Copy !req
270. Yeah. Uh...Copy !req
271. all right, well...Copy !req
272. I'd been going to school
with you guys for a while,Copy !req
273. but that night was the first nightCopy !req
274. that I'd been to one of your parties.Copy !req
275. Of course, I soon realizedCopy !req
276. that I'd been invited by accident.Copy !req
277. Hey, Matt.Copy !req
278. No, n... you know, my name's actually...Copy !req
279. Good game against Trinity last week, huh?Copy !req
280. Game?Copy !req
281. Yeah, no, I'm not...Copy !req
282. I'm not who you think I am.Copy !req
283. Ahem.Copy !req
284. Watch it.Copy !req
285. Hey.Copy !req
286. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
287. But I didn't care if I
wasn't supposed to be there.Copy !req
288. One I got inside, I wasn't leavingCopy !req
289. because that's when I saw you.Copy !req
290. I'd seen you before at school,
on the steps of the Met,Copy !req
291. but I'd never seen you like this.Copy !req
292. What are you doing, standing
there all by yourself?Copy !req
293. Don't you ever go to parties?Copy !req
294. I, um, yeah. Sure, yeah.
I... yeah, I went to...Copy !req
295. uh, birthdays as a kid. Well, my own.Copy !req
296. I, um, I have a cousin who's Jewish,Copy !req
297. and her bar mitzvah was rockin'.Copy !req
298. Ah. Oh. You were joking.Copy !req
299. Yeah, I was.Copy !req
300. No, so... I mean, I was...Copy !req
301. yeah, I was, too. I was joking.Copy !req
302. No, I wasn't. I was...
her bat mitzvah was...Copy !req
303. it sucked. It was Hello Kitty-themed.Copy !req
304. I love Hello Kitty.Copy !req
305. So do I.Copy !req
306. Uh...Copy !req
307. I was joking again.Copy !req
308. You probably should get out more.Copy !req
309. Well, you see what happens when I do?Copy !req
310. And this is so bad?Copy !req
311. O.M.G!Copy !req
312. Kati just puked on her Prada!Copy !req
313. She is taking pictures with her cell phone.Copy !req
314. We have to go wish her happy barfday!Copy !req
315. That's amazing.Copy !req
316. I wish I remembered any
of that, but I don't...Copy !req
317. probably because I had too much champagne.Copy !req
318. Or because you thought I was
a lacrosse player named Matt.Copy !req
319. No, I didn't realize that.Copy !req
320. No, but that's good news. It's great news.Copy !req
321. Yeah, just have the
papers sent over. Thanks.Copy !req
322. Was that about the search warrant?Copy !req
323. It was about "The Spectator"Copy !req
324. I mean, now that Bart's dead, my
name's the only one on the loan.Copy !req
325. If I can pay off what I
owe, it'll be all mine.Copy !req
326. That's amazing.Copy !req
327. And if we can figure out
this "Gossip Girl" expose,Copy !req
328. you'll have the perfect
story to make it happen.Copy !req
329. Yeah. I just wish I felt like celebrating.Copy !req
330. I'm sure Chuck's not callingCopy !req
331. 'cause he doesn't want
to get me in trouble,Copy !req
332. but I really need to know he's okay.Copy !req
333. If he's with Blair, he's okay.Copy !req
334. She won't let anything bad happen to him.Copy !req
335. Okay. Hold on one second, okay?Copy !req
336. Of course we have to get
married in a courthouse.Copy !req
337. Maybe we should get out of here.Copy !req
338. Relax. We're just two crazy
kids dying to tie the knot.Copy !req
339. If anyone recognizes you,Copy !req
340. then that knot will become
a noose around your neck.Copy !req
341. I got the license.Copy !req
342. Backdated, of course,Copy !req
343. lest someone suspects
your union was motivatedCopy !req
344. by something other than
your tender feelings.Copy !req
345. The Justice of the
Peace is waiting for you.Copy !req
346. Okay.Copy !req
347. Let's go. Let's do this.Copy !req
348. Blair, you don't have to.Copy !req
349. I want to.Copy !req
350. I know this isn't your dream wedding.Copy !req
351. Last night's dress, no flowers,Copy !req
352. the cake from the doughnut
shop down the street.Copy !req
353. I already had my princess wedding.Copy !req
354. There were enough peonies
to last a lifetime.Copy !req
355. Maybe you don't need flowers,Copy !req
356. but your mother, Cyrus, Serena...Copy !req
357. you should be surrounded
by the people you love.Copy !req
358. You love me.Copy !req
359. I love the both of you.Copy !req
360. It is just not worth the risk
of bringing everyone here.Copy !req
361. Look, you might be okay with it,Copy !req
362. but I'm not sure I wanna start
the rest of our lives this way.Copy !req
363. Chuck.Copy !req
364. Don't worry, Daphne.Copy !req
365. I'm heading over to Dan's right now.Copy !req
366. I know you need the final chapter today.Copy !req
367. Hey.Copy !req
368. You Georgina Sparks?Copy !req
369. Depends on who's asking. You KGB?Copy !req
370. JXB.Copy !req
371. Jack Xavier Bass.Copy !req
372. Chuck's Uncle Jack.Copy !req
373. Don't believe I've had the pleasure.Copy !req
374. Blair says when it comes to a scheme,Copy !req
375. your skills are second to none.Copy !req
376. She doesn't exaggerate.Copy !req
377. Then what are you waitin' on, Sparks?Copy !req
378. Let's see if the woman
lives up to the name.Copy !req
379. Oh! Thank you for letting
me lean on you today.Copy !req
380. I would simply be lost.Copy !req
381. William!Copy !req
382. Ivy, right?Copy !req
383. I would hope, on a day like today,Copy !req
384. you would be able to give
me some measure of peace.Copy !req
385. Oh, if there is one thing you're
not getting today, it's peace.Copy !req
386. And now that William's here,
we can tell you together.Copy !req
387. You know, they say success is nothingCopy !req
388. without someone to share it with.Copy !req
389. I have no idea what game
this young woman is playing.Copy !req
390. I don't believe I've
even seen you since, um...Copy !req
391. uh, Cece's wake.Copy !req
392. What?Copy !req
393. We've been working together for months.Copy !req
394. He's in love with me.Copy !req
395. I have William's texts on my phone.Copy !req
396. My children know how to make it look likeCopy !req
397. someone sent them a text
message when they haven't,Copy !req
398. so I'm sure you know the same tricks.Copy !req
399. He... he helped transfer
Cece's money to me.Copy !req
400. You can ask Lola.Copy !req
401. Well, Lola's out of the country
doing a film in Budapest,Copy !req
402. so unfortunately, she's, uh, not available.Copy !req
403. I'm gonna go get the doorman.Copy !req
404. What are you doing?Copy !req
405. I'm getting exactly what
I wanted... to be with Lily,Copy !req
406. the love of my life, the
mother of my children.Copy !req
407. And I thank you...Copy !req
408. I truly thank you for the role
you played in making that possible.Copy !req
409. I'll tell everyone.Copy !req
410. I'll tell the media.Copy !req
411. The media?Copy !req
412. I don't think so.Copy !req
413. You're a lifetime movie calledCopy !req
414. "Nobody gives a damn:
The Ivy Dickens story."Copy !req
415. I don't know what you
have to complain about.Copy !req
416. You got Lola's money.Copy !req
417. Now go back to Florida,Copy !req
418. run along and be the
queen of the swamp people.Copy !req
419. You're the devil!Copy !req
420. All right, miss.Copy !req
421. Don't make me have to call the police.Copy !req
422. I loved you, William,
with all my heart! I did!Copy !req
423. Ivy and Serena's daddy doctor?Copy !req
424. Didn't see that one coming.Copy !req
425. Oh. What do you two want?Copy !req
426. You.Copy !req
427. Look, don't be mad.Copy !req
428. I came back because I wanna understand.Copy !req
429. No, I'm... I'm not mad. I just...Copy !req
430. Okay, have you ever
wanted something so badly,Copy !req
431. but you just know you're not gonna get it?Copy !req
432. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
433. I... I forgot who I'm talking
to. Of course you haven't.Copy !req
434. But that... that was...
that was... my whole life.Copy !req
435. And the moment you walked away from me,Copy !req
436. I knew there was no way I could everCopy !req
437. pull you out of your world and into mine.Copy !req
438. But I couldn't give up.Copy !req
439. Wait. The school trip
to the "Intrepid" museum?Copy !req
440. Yeah. I overheard two
girls talking about youCopy !req
441. in your white dress, getting wet,Copy !req
442. and, um...Copy !req
443. one girl thought that you
would be laughingstock.Copy !req
444. You know, and that... and
that everyone would be...Copy !req
445. talking about you,Copy !req
446. but then her friend said,Copy !req
447. "that's the point.Copy !req
448. You're no one until you're talked about."Copy !req
449. So you came home, and you
told all of this to Jenny,Copy !req
450. and that was the
beginning of "Gossip Girl"?Copy !req
451. So you've had the power to reveal
her identity this entire time?Copy !req
452. Come. We have a mission.Copy !req
453. "We"? "We" who?Copy !req
454. What... what mission?Copy !req
455. Do you two seriously not
have any idea why I'm here?Copy !req
456. What have you been doing
for the last 12 hours?Copy !req
457. So obviously, Gossip Girl's
known you all since ninth grade,Copy !req
458. but it's doubtful that someone olderCopy !req
459. would've cared about a bunch of freshmen,Copy !req
460. so she's the same age. Or younger.Copy !req
461. That's what we always figured.Copy !req
462. But you went to different
colleges after graduation.Copy !req
463. She couldn't have followed all of you.Copy !req
464. By that time, it didn't matter.Copy !req
465. She'd already built up
her network of sources.Copy !req
466. I mean, she could've been
anywhere in the world.Copy !req
467. Like at Sarah Lawrence, where
Eric Van Der Woodsen goes?Copy !req
468. Or maybe London, where
Jenny Humphrey lives?Copy !req
469. I thought of that.Copy !req
470. Eric maybe, but Gossip Girl
was pretty brutal on Jenny.Copy !req
471. I mean, no one would do that to themselves.Copy !req
472. Are you kidding? Battling
Blair, the fashion line...Copy !req
473. even you had a crush on her.Copy !req
474. Little J. was my idol in seventh grade.Copy !req
475. But I get your point.Copy !req
476. Is there anyone Gossip
Girl ever went easy on?Copy !req
477. Someone she cared about?
That could be a clue.Copy !req
478. The only selfless thing she ever didCopy !req
479. was shut down after Chuck
and Blair's accident.Copy !req
480. Although, she did lead
Dan and Blair to JulietCopy !req
481. after Serena was drugged.
That was the right thing to do.Copy !req
482. And wasn't there a lot of stuff
that she knew but didn't postCopy !req
483. until Serena went to war
with her at graduation?Copy !req
484. Maybe Gossip Girl was
really our guardian angel.Copy !req
485. Spotted... Chuck Bass back in Manhattan.Copy !req
486. We hear he's on his way to turn himself in.Copy !req
487. Who's up for a little
stakeout at the big house?Copy !req
488. Well, so much for that theory.Copy !req
489. Yeah.Copy !req
490. Jack?Copy !req
491. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
492. Take your time. I mean,
whatever. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
493. Did you just see what I saw?Copy !req
494. What are the chances that Serena,
Dan, Nate, and Georgina SparksCopy !req
495. all decided to check out
the Warhol exhibit together?Copy !req
496. Zero. Come on, ally.Copy !req
497. Hey, mom!Copy !req
498. Chuck!Copy !req
499. Sorry I couldn't call.Copy !req
500. You really scared us, man.Copy !req
501. Oh! I'm so glad you're safe.Copy !req
502. You know, just a little confused
as to why we're all here.Copy !req
503. Are you saying good-bye
before you turn yourself in?Copy !req
504. Why does everyone look like
they're here for a funeral?Copy !req
505. When you're here for a wedding.Copy !req
506. A woman like Blair deserves
to be married with style,Copy !req
507. surrounded by friends and family.Copy !req
508. No Bass man would let himself be stoppedCopy !req
509. by a little thing like a tristate A.P.B.Copy !req
510. Hey, enough with the small talk.Copy !req
511. We all have a job to do.Copy !req
512. Blair and Chuck, stay out of sight.Copy !req
513. Then we meet at the Bethesda FountainCopy !req
514. and get married.Copy !req
515. Miss Eleanor, go... go get the
dress! A... and... and the rings!Copy !req
516. The rings! You! You! Rings!Copy !req
517. And... and, uh, mister...Copy !req
518. Chuck and Blair are getting married?Copy !req
519. This is the biggest
"Gossip Girl" story ever."Copy !req
520. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
521. You look amazing!Copy !req
522. B., the dress is perfection!Copy !req
523. Well, a lifelong relationship
with Elie Saab does have its perks.Copy !req
524. My mother did well.Copy !req
525. Hey, have you seen Dan?
I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
526. The last time he was in
charge of flowers, we ended upCopy !req
527. with Damien Dalgaard's purple tulip.Copy !req
528. Well, speaking of, is
Dan here as your date?Copy !req
529. I mean, after he published his hate piece,Copy !req
530. I'm surprised you're even
talking to him at all.Copy !req
531. Yeah, he had his reasons. I don't know.Copy !req
532. I'm... I'm still trying to figure it out.Copy !req
533. And come on, it's not like Chuck didn't doCopy !req
534. his fair share of terrible things to you.Copy !req
535. Ancient history!Copy !req
536. And besides, Chuck is
one of us, whereas Dan,Copy !req
537. despite his years of trying, never will be.Copy !req
538. What does "one of us" even
mean after all this time?Copy !req
539. He's friends with our friends.Copy !req
540. We... we both dated him.
His father married my mother.Copy !req
541. His... his new apartment is in my building.Copy !req
542. S., we all hoped that Humble
Humphrey would overcomeCopy !req
543. his Brooklyn roots to join
a higher social strata.Copy !req
544. I mean, after all, it's the American dream.Copy !req
545. But let's face it. In his
case, the dream has died.Copy !req
546. Just give him one more chance.
You don't know the whole story.Copy !req
547. I know what I need to know, and that is,Copy !req
548. Serena Van Der Woodsen will never end upCopy !req
549. with a powerless striver.Copy !req
550. Where are you going?
The fountain is that way.Copy !req
551. Yeah, I might be a little late for that.Copy !req
552. There's something I
gotta take care of first.Copy !req
553. Something? Like what? If this
is about the final chapter,Copy !req
554. you better not be giving
it to "Vanity Fair"Copy !req
555. before I've read it.Copy !req
556. I'm not giving it to "Vanity Fair".Copy !req
557. What? Wait! Where are you going?Copy !req
558. Stop it! Oh!Copy !req
559. Should I even ask what
happened on that rooftop?Copy !req
560. The less you know, the better.Copy !req
561. Ah. Then for once,Copy !req
562. I guess it's a good thing
that I'm out of the loop.Copy !req
563. Chuck! Hey!Copy !req
564. Sorry to interrupt your last
fling, but I got the rings.Copy !req
565. The choice was betweenCopy !req
566. Byzantine cross and Egyptian snake.Copy !req
567. I assume, like attracted like,
and you went with the snake?Copy !req
568. You know me well, nephew.Copy !req
569. Nate.Copy !req
570. This is for you.Copy !req
571. It's my final chapter.Copy !req
572. You mean my final chapter,Copy !req
573. and it's not for you.Copy !req
574. Wait. This is about Gossip Girl.Copy !req
575. That's yours to publish in "The Spectator."Copy !req
576. I know you gave up your
search to help Serena.Copy !req
577. Now you have all your answers.Copy !req
578. Dan, this is incredible.Copy !req
579. I have to find sage.Copy !req
580. I mean, she can run
this down to the office.Copy !req
581. Thanks, man.Copy !req
582. I mean, this could change my life.Copy !req
583. Mine, too, hopefully.Copy !req
584. I should've known better than
to back a horse from D.U.M.B.O.Copy !req
585. All right, don't let anyone
stop you or ask any questions.Copy !req
586. Just go straight to my
computer and start typing.Copy !req
587. Post paragraph by paragraph if you need to.Copy !req
588. Got it.Copy !req
589. What is taking Gossip Girl so long?Copy !req
590. I don't know.Copy !req
591. But if Gossip Girl
doesn't care about out tip,Copy !req
592. I bet the police will.Copy !req
593. Thea! The police?Copy !req
594. What? Chuck's a fugitive from the law.Copy !req
595. If it's not on "G.G.," at
least it'll be on the news.Copy !req
596. Hi, I have information on
the location of Chuck Bass.Copy !req
597. To quote Siddhartha,Copy !req
598. we are not going in
circles. We are going upward.Copy !req
599. The path is a spiral.Copy !req
600. We have already climbed many ste...Copy !req
601. Cyrus, I think that is enough.Copy !req
602. Perhaps we could skip to the "I do" part.Copy !req
603. Where's the rings?Copy !req
604. Do you, Chuck,Copy !req
605. take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife?Copy !req
606. Three words. Eight letters.Copy !req
607. Blair, do you take Chuck to be
your lawfully wedded husband?Copy !req
608. One word. Three letters. Yes!Copy !req
609. Then by the power invested in me
by the great state of New York,Copy !req
610. I now pronounce you man and wife!Copy !req
611. You may kiss the bride!Copy !req
612. Chuck Bass!Copy !req
613. Chuck Bass? You need to come with us.Copy !req
614. You, too, Ms. Waldorf.Copy !req
615. I'm with you.Copy !req
616. Me, too.Copy !req
617. And me.Copy !req
618. Right on cue, Gossip Girl.Copy !req
619. It's not Gossip Girl.Copy !req
620. It's "The Spectator".Copy !req
621. I'm shocked.Copy !req
622. I thought it was Dorota.Copy !req
623. What?Copy !req
624. Seriously?Copy !req
625. No...Copy !req
626. way.Copy !req
627. Oh, you have got to be kidding me.Copy !req
628. That little bitch!Copy !req
629. Hey, Upper East Siders.Copy !req
630. Gossip Girl here,Copy !req
631. and I have the biggest news ever.Copy !req
632. "Serena! You're back from boarding school."Copy !req
633. "Yeah. Hi, Blair. So I gotta go... ".Copy !req
634. Come on, Bell. Can you
just try a little harder?Copy !req
635. I'm sorry. If I'm being
really honest, Rachel,Copy !req
636. I don't think you can pull
off high school anymore.Copy !req
637. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
638. Sorry.Copy !req
639. Oh, come on! You are always on that thing.Copy !req
640. This audition's really important to me.Copy !req
641. Plus, the book is a best-sellerCopy !req
642. and it has a built-in movie audience.Copy !req
643. Dan Humphrey is a really good writer.Copy !req
644. O.M.G.Copy !req
645. You are not going to
believe who Gossip Girl is.Copy !req
646. Wait. Gossip Girl is real?Copy !req
647. The Upper East SideCopy !req
648. was like something from
Fitzgerald or Thackeray...Copy !req
649. teenagers acting like adults,Copy !req
650. adults acting like teenagers,Copy !req
651. guarding secrets, spreading gossip,Copy !req
652. all with the trappings
of truly opulent wealth.Copy !req
653. And membership in this
community was so elite,Copy !req
654. you couldn't even buy your way in.Copy !req
655. It was a birthright...Copy !req
656. a birthright I didn't haveCopy !req
657. and my greatest achievements
would never earn me.Copy !req
658. All I had to compare to this worldCopy !req
659. was what I'd read in books.Copy !req
660. But that gave me the idea.Copy !req
661. If I wasn't born into this world,Copy !req
662. maybe I could write myself into it.Copy !req
663. I'd overheard enough conversationsCopy !req
664. to be able to mimic the languageCopy !req
665. of the Constance girls,Copy !req
666. but every writer needs his muse.Copy !req
667. And it wasn't until that photo
of Serena in the white dressCopy !req
668. that I knew I had something strong enoughCopy !req
669. to actually create a legend...Copy !req
670. and launch a web site.Copy !req
671. Within weeks, I was
getting dozens of e-mailsCopy !req
672. with stories about Upper East Siders,Copy !req
673. so I posted them anonymously.Copy !req
674. And then I got more.Copy !req
675. Oh, my God.Copy !req
676. Before lon it was a monster.Copy !req
677. Everyone was sending tips.Copy !req
678. I am so glad Gossip Girl
finally got her balls back.Copy !req
679. And when Serena came back
from boarding school...Copy !req
680. I wrote my first post about me...Copy !req
681. Lonely Boy...Copy !req
682. the outsider, the underdog.Copy !req
683. I might've been a joke, but...Copy !req
684. at least people were talking about me.Copy !req
685. This is a hell of a
thing you pulled off, kid.Copy !req
686. I'm in awe.Copy !req
687. I hacked it and stole it from him.Copy !req
688. That makes me way more awesome.Copy !req
689. No, you stole it after I shut it down.Copy !req
690. And when you started it back
up, I just stole it again.Copy !req
691. I should've known it was you on
the surveillance tape Diana sent me.Copy !req
692. You were the only one who
wasn't there with us that night.Copy !req
693. And you're the only one who owns a hoodie.Copy !req
694. The one I felt stupid about was graduation,Copy !req
695. when I asked Gossip Girl to
meet me, and then Dan showed up.Copy !req
696. Son.Copy !req
697. Dad.Copy !req
698. I figured you'd be here
waiting for Chuck and Blair.Copy !req
699. We need to talk.Copy !req
700. I should drink.Copy !req
701. Me, too.Copy !req
702. Uh, vodka on the rocks.Copy !req
703. Big glass, not too many rocks.Copy !req
704. Three olives.Copy !req
705. Dan, I cannot believe you are the one
responsible for all of this poison.Copy !req
706. The damage you've done to
your friends, to your family,Copy !req
707. to your own sister!Copy !req
708. Jenny wanted to get on "Gossip Girl".Copy !req
709. She's known it was me for years.Copy !req
710. If there's ever anything she
really didn't want posted,Copy !req
711. all she had to do was ask.Copy !req
712. You told the whole world
about her losing her virginity!Copy !req
713. No, no, no. No, she
sent that tip in herself.Copy !req
714. She wanted to get out of New York,Copy !req
715. but she didn't feel likeCopy !req
716. she had the strength to leave on her own.Copy !req
717. So she knew if Blair found out the truth,Copy !req
718. she wouldn't have a choice.Copy !req
719. Her leaving town...Copy !req
720. was the best thing that
ever happened to Jenny.Copy !req
721. Yeah. I mean, look, dad,Copy !req
722. I... I know... I knowCopy !req
723. I've screwed up, and plenty of times.Copy !req
724. But I've always tried
to do the right thing,Copy !req
725. like you taught me.Copy !req
726. Tell me everything.Copy !req
727. Dan was as hard on himself
as he was any of us.Copy !req
728. And he wouldn't have had anything to postCopy !req
729. if everyone hadn't been sending in tips.Copy !req
730. I never sent in one tip.Copy !req
731. Saint Nate.Copy !req
732. Come on, what was the worst thing
Gossip Girl ever wrote about you?Copy !req
733. If anyone should be mad...Copy !req
734. it... it should be me... or me and Blair.Copy !req
735. We're here!Copy !req
736. You're free!Copy !req
737. So everything's okay?Copy !req
738. Well, Cyrus is finishing
up at the police station.Copy !req
739. But we refused to talk.Copy !req
740. And since there's no actual evidenceCopy !req
741. that Chuck was even on that roof...Copy !req
742. And no witness...Copy !req
743. Except his wife.Copy !req
744. They had to no choice but to let us go.Copy !req
745. Bart's death will be ruled as an accident.Copy !req
746. Thank you.Copy !req
747. No, this is actually for her.Copy !req
748. Miss Blair, I... I so worried
about you and, uh, Mr. Chuck,Copy !req
749. and brain exploding from Lonely Boy news.Copy !req
750. I need vodka.Copy !req
751. We all need lots of vodka, Dorota.Copy !req
752. And champagne.Copy !req
753. My mother and Lily are at
Citarella right now getting food.Copy !req
754. We're gonna have a wedding reception.Copy !req
755. And don't even think that
you will be invited, Humphrey.Copy !req
756. We read while we were waiting.Copy !req
757. You have a lot of explaining to do.Copy !req
758. What do you wanna know, Blair?Copy !req
759. What do you look so amused for?Copy !req
760. Uh, it's just that I felt the same wayCopy !req
761. until I realized that I'm fine with it.Copy !req
762. Fine?Copy !req
763. He stopped posting after our accident.Copy !req
764. He shut down the site.Copy !req
765. I mean, we always knew
it was one of us, right?Copy !req
766. I always thought it was Dorota!Copy !req
767. You know, I actually thought
it was Eric for a little bit,Copy !req
768. and then I thought it was you, Rufus.Copy !req
769. My dad? Come on.Copy !req
770. Hey! It could've been me. I
always thought it was Nate.Copy !req
771. Did anyone think it could be me?Copy !req
772. My money was on the blonde broad in London.Copy !req
773. Why do you all think that this is funny?Copy !req
774. Gossip Girl ruined our lives!Copy !req
775. Is your life really ruined, Blair?Copy !req
776. If you think about it,Copy !req
777. we're all on track to do
exactly what we wanted to do.Copy !req
778. But he schemed and lied
and spread horrible stories.Copy !req
779. Blair, I think you're just
mad because Dan was the oneCopy !req
780. who was pulling the strings all along.Copy !req
781. This whole time, I had more power than you.Copy !req
782. But what he did with that
power was write a love letter...Copy !req
783. not just to me but to all of us.Copy !req
784. It made me realize I
don't want to run away,Copy !req
785. that... that you guys are
my family, and I belong here.Copy !req
786. And so does Dan.Copy !req
787. Well, I guess that means it's all over now,Copy !req
788. that we can all grow up and move on.Copy !req
789. Yeah.Copy !req
790. Gossip Girl's dead.Copy !req
791. Good to see you again.Copy !req
792. Mr. Archibald, what do you say
to speculation that you'll beCopy !req
793. announcing your bid for the
mayor's race any day now?Copy !req
794. I say New York is the
greatest city in the world.Copy !req
795. Who wouldn't wanna be mayor?Copy !req
796. You'd be the youngest mayor
ever in the history of the city.Copy !req
797. Only if I win. And I haven't
even said if I'm running.Copy !req
798. The polls already have you out in front.Copy !req
799. I promise I'll answer any
questions you have tomorrow,Copy !req
800. but right now there's
somewhere I have to be.Copy !req
801. Thank you, Mr. Henry.Copy !req
802. You very good boy, help tidy up for party.Copy !req
803. Look who's here!Copy !req
804. Daddy!Copy !req
805. Ah!Copy !req
806. There is my grandson! Henry!Copy !req
807. Come here, boy! Come
here! Come here! Come here!Copy !req
808. Come on! Ah!Copy !req
809. How are you?Copy !req
810. The place looks great.Copy !req
811. It was all Blair. Thank you.Copy !req
812. No. No, I told you that
Tuesday is not soon enough.Copy !req
813. I need the samples in
the showroom by Monday.Copy !req
814. Okay, I have to go. I have guests.Copy !req
815. Xiexie. Zaijian.Copy !req
816. Do you have any idea how
many times I'd wonderedCopy !req
817. if we'd ever make it to this day?Copy !req
818. And now... here we are.Copy !req
819. No doubt thanks to your
wonderful parenting.Copy !req
820. Mm! Oh, my...Copy !req
821. I know. I know.Copy !req
822. Last-minute inspiration.Copy !req
823. How is she?Copy !req
824. Oh, great. Not nervous at
all. I am. I need a drink.Copy !req
825. Hey. Sorry I'm late. Hey, looking good.Copy !req
826. You may be rid of Dan Humphrey,Copy !req
827. but you'll never be rid of me.Copy !req
828. There will always be
someone on the outside,Copy !req
829. wanting to get in.Copy !req
830. Who am I now?Copy !req
831. That's one secret I'll never tell.Copy !req
832. X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.Copy !req