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She's Ivy Dickens.
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9. Maureen's cheating on Trip.
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Maureen's a devoted wife.
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run the story, just...
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personal feelings against me
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whole time, haven't you?
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the happy life you deserve.
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too late to be a debutante,
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refuse one last ball.
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It's just a little party
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Finley to go in her place,
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but chocolate and a pillbox hat.
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but it was a bit much.
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put this all behind me
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59. Waffles, a new job, and
a party in your honor?
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60. Not a bad day to be Charlie Rhodes.
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61. Not a bad day to be Dan Humphrey either.
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62. It seems like being the target
of a Twitter war pays off.
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63. "Inside" is doing so well
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giving it a second printing.
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to publish it with a—
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writers do when they...
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movie, so thank you for that.
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Now you're canceling on him?
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96. Yeah, you, Warren Buffet,
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97. and every other finance and media titan.
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debauchery by night.
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110. Yeah, still, maybe you
should give her a call.
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walking away from that.
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swell up like kielbasas.
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camped out downstairs
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waiting at the consulate—
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making Louis good man again.
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will never leave you"
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128. Louis will feel safe again, and
you live happily ever after.
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Louis that I'll never leave him.
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of your child loves you.
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first person who asks me.
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142. We are going nowhere.
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143. This is New York.
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how—how it changed everyone.
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having a baby with Louis.
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she'd be with Chuck, not me.
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And the only downward dog...
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the end of one of you.
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should have to suffer, too.
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Is—is everything okay?
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rest of your life with.
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I'm not leaving until I get my money.
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to help you get back home,
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of my disastrous choices.
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me and Dan, which is good.
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good guy I've ever dated.
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your way, I've lost mine.
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Waldorf could get lost.
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love another man's child?
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or were you involved?
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Obviously, it was a mistake.
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441. It's worth it.
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442. Yeah, well, what makes you think
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443. that I'd believe anything
that you had to say?
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444. She's not who she says she is, Nate.
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445. Hey, Serena, the loft is
surrounded by paparazzi.
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446. It's—it's insane.
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447. Well, they're probably
tracking "Gossip Girl"
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448. who's tracking Blair to your door.
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449. Look, I know why you invited her there,
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450. and I think it's a huge mistake.
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451. She and Louis may be having problems,
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452. but they're still engaged.
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454. Dan, this is not the time to be
throwing your hat into the ring.
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455. Why do you care?
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456. Because unlike you, I have
her best interests at heart.
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457. Telling her your feelings is
not gonna change your ending.
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458. It's just gonna mess with hers.
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459. Well, listen, the fact is,
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460. this doesn't concern you at all.
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461. I'm gonna talk to Blair.
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462. And even if it's the biggest
kamikaze disaster of my life,
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465. Fine. Then I may just help
someone else get their ending.
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466. Go ahead, Serena.
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467. They say love is blind,
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468. but jealousy, it seems,
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469. provides a clear view
all the way to Monaco.
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470. Hey!
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471. Oh, I'm sorry to bother you.
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472. I was just leaving and I wanted to say hi.
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473. No. Please, come in.
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474. You're the first friendly
face I've seen all day.
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475. That bad, huh?
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476. Yeah. Yeah, today...
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477. Yeah. Hey, listen, I have to tell you,
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478. your, uh, ex Max came by to see me earlier.
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479. He's trying to sell your story.
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480. What did he say to you?
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481. Oh, he was looking for money.
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482. He seemed pretty desperate, though.
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483. I kicked him out, but I
thought you should know.
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484. Just... be careful.
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485. Thanks.
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486. I will.
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487. I'm sorry you're not gonna be able
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488. to make it to my party tonight.
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489. Oh, well, actually, I might be able to now.
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490. My grandfather just admitted to me
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491. that the only reason I have this job
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492. is because he bought "The Spectator."
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493. And here I was,
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494. thinking I was doing great
work and so proud of it,
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495. and now I just feel like a total... fraud.
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496. Look, it doesn't matter
how you got here, Nate.
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497. Once you started the job, you did the work.
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498. I read that editorial you
wrote, and it's clear
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499. that you've become the leader
that you wanted to be.
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500. If you deserve to be that person,
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501. then own it and never look back.
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502. Thanks.
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503. Yeah.
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504. Thank you for letting me
use the suite to set up.
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505. It's made things so much easier.
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506. I hope we'll see you later.
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507. As a public service, I'm
staying home this evening.
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508. I see.
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509. Well, for what it's worth,
Blair won't be attending.
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510. Blair's schedule is of no interest to me.
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511. Look, I don't mean to pry, Charles,
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512. but I have been worried about you
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It can't be easy.
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514. Thank you for your concern, but I'm fine.
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515. It's nothing that can't be
fixed with a night of scotch
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516. and perhaps a rogue socialite,
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517. if you care to send one my way.
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518. Well, if you find that that falls short,
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519. I'm always here for you.
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520. No matter how ugly or dark
your feelings may be,
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521. you should not have to bear them alone.
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522. I appreciate it, Lily,
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523. but you have no idea
what you'd be taking on.
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524. Are you kidding? Of course I do.
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525. Try as you might, you don't scare me.
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526. I'm sorry to inform you
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527. that my love for you is unconditional.
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528. The idea of unconditional love
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529. is as quaint as the Tooth Fairy
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530. or environmentally friendly dry cleaning.
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531. No, no, not when you're a parent.
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532. Look, you might only be my
son by marriage, Charles,
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533. but I've always loved you as my own,
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535. to feel that kind of love
with someone someday.
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536. I haven't heard from her in weeks.
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537. I'm going out of my mind.
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538. Well, maybe I can help you.
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539. Why?
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540. I thought after what
happened at the shower,
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541. you would want me as far
away from Blair as possible.
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542. It's not for you. It's for her.
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543. I just want Blair to be happy
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544. and all of her dreams to come true,
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545. and... I believe you're the
one that can do that for her.
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546. But you have to promise
me— no more scheming.
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547. Of course. I realize now how wrong I was.
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548. I'm not looking at the gossip sites.
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549. I'm—I'm not reading the newspapers.
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550. I just want Blair back.
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551. But I can't tell her this.
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552. I don't even know where she is.
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553. I do.
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554. It's decided.
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555. Chuck?
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556. No.
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557. Apparently, there are some risks
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558. even Chuck Bass isn't willing to take.
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559. So...
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560. Problem solved.
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561. Congratulations?
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562. I'm not crying.
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563. You smell like onions.
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564. Blair, what if...
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565. you don't marry Louis?
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566. And what?
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567. Be alone?
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568. No.
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569. What do you really want?
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570. To be happy.
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571. But I don't think I know how to anymore.
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572. Well...
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573. I-I think I know how to make you happy.
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574. I spoke with Nathaniel.
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575. He told me about your visit.
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576. How dare you try to
undermine my relationship
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577. with my grandson?
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578. What did you expect?
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579. I'd give up everything without a fight
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580. just because you decided Nate
was the future of this family?
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581. You've been the engine
behind my entire career.
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582. And that can only last for so long.
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583. The voters are not behind you.
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584. Yeah, and you can change
that and you know it.
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585. If you abandon me now,
I'll lose the election.
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586. I'll have nothing.
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587. My mind's made up.
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588. Nate called to confirm he's
coming with me this weekend.
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589. Plans have all been arranged.
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590. Time to get on board.
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591. Congressman?
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592. I think we can help each other.
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593. Uh, I'm sorry. Who are you?
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594. Someone who's sick of being
pushed around by these people.
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595. Ahem.
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596. What are you doing here?
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597. Apparently, the same as you.
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598. The prince and the pill popper.
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599. This should be fun. Shall we?
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600. No one's answering.
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601. The man can't hold his
liquor or his narcotics.
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602. The last time he tried
to crash at my place,
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603. I learned where he hid his spare key.
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604. Sorry, boys, but didn't you know
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605. that if you wait too
long to seize the day...
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606. Gone.
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607. Where would she go?
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608. The one you want can get away?
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609. There she is.
Charlie, this is Matthew Lynch.
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610. He's covering the party
for "Women's Wear Daily."
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611. You look fantastic. Who are you wearing?
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612. Oh, thank you. Badgley Mischka.
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613. It's great.
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614. Shall we go get ourselves a drink?
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615. Enjoy your night.
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616. Thanks.
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617. Thank you so much.
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618. This party is a dream come true.
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619. I... just can't believe that you
would do all of this for me.
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620. Oh, my darling, you are family.
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621. This is what we do for family.
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622. Take this polyester rag off
my face right now, Humphrey!
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623. And who doesn't keep a silk blindfold
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624. in their bedside table?
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625. You brought me to watch a human sacrifice,
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626. or an episode of "The Bachelor."
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627. Either way, I am not happy.
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628. Would you relax? You are totally safe,
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629. and the paparazzi have
no idea where you are.
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630. We took the service elevator
out of my apartment.
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631. So... I'll be right back.
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632. No, no!
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633. You are not going anywhere until
you tell me what's going on.
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634. Would you trust me?
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635. I'm not in the habit of doing that.
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636. Well, you don't really
have a choice now, do you?
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637. Just pull around to the garage.
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638. - Evening, sir. Welcome.
- Thank you.
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639. What the hell are you doing here?
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640. Thought I'd check out
Charlie's party for myself.
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641. Yeah? You leave her alone.
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642. Hey, look, just 'cause you're
not interested in my story
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643. doesn't mean someone else won't be.
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644. I heard there are reporters here tonight.
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645. A society princess exposed
as a white trash fraud?
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646. Sounds pretty compelling to me.
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647. Yeah, well, I guess I'll have to make sure
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648. no one lets you in the door.
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649. Charlie, hey.
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650. Nate. I didn't think you'd be here.
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651. Yeah, I can't stay.
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652. But listen, I just wanna
give you a heads-up.
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653. Max is here, and he just told me
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654. he's gonna try and sell his story
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655. to one of the reporters
covering your party.
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656. Yeah, but it's all lies.
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657. And you don't think anyone
would believe him, right?
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658. Yeah, but a story a story.
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659. I mean, true or false, it can
take on a life of its own.
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660. Really? She wasn't at Dan's?
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661. Okay, I'll find out where she is.
I promise, Louis. Bye.
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662. Hey, have either of you seen Blair or Dan?
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663. There's Dan.
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664. Listen, Humphrey, I don't wanna
play hide-and-seek right now.
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665. Just tell me where the hell Blair is.
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666. What's he doing?
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667. Looks like he's helping Chuck
and Blair finally be together.
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668. Um...
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669. Would you guys excuse me?
I'm gonna go have a drink.
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670. Well, I hope the paparazzi
don't know Blair's here.
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671. They'll try to storm the Empire
and ruin the whole party
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672. just trying to get a photo.
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673. Seriously? The paparazzi
could shut down the party?
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674. Especially if they knew
Blair was here with Chuck.
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675. I'll go talk to security about Max.
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676. What's going on?
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677. Did you have something to do with this?
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678. No. Dan arranged it for us.
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679. What "us"?
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680. The "us" I should have
fought for when you called.
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681. The "us" that is not just you and me,
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682. but you, me, and your baby.
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683. Then...
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684. W-why did you tell me to choose Louis?
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685. I thought it was selfish if
I was the one to tell you
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686. to break up your family.
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687. That was the moment you
chose not to be selfish?
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688. Well, timing has never
been our strong suit.
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689. I had it all wrong.
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690. Just because Louis is
the father of your baby
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691. does not mean you should be with him.
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692. You should be with me.
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693. Why?
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694. Because I'm going to love your
baby as much as I love you.
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695. What is it?
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696. "Gossip Girl"
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697. Someone sent out a blast that I'm here...
with you.
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698. I don't want any photos of
us to get back to Louis
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699. before I can talk to him.
I gotta get out of here.
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700. Wait.
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701. I wanna come with you.
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702. Hey, sorry to bother you guys.
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703. Just wanted to make sure
you saw the "Gossip Girl" blast.
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704. We need to leave immediately.
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705. Yeah, I have a car here waiting for me.
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706. So do I.
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707. All right, perfect.
Then they'll be down in the garage.
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708. We can go through there. Come on.
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709. I'd like to have everyone's
attention, please.
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710. Wow. The paparazzi are aggressive tonight.
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711. They must really want
a shot of our new "It" girl.
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712. I'd like to say a few words
about my lovely niece
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713. Charlotte Rhodes.
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714. Since she didn't grow up in New York City,
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715. you haven't had the opportunity
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716. to know what a wonderful
young woman she is.
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717. I hope, starting tonight,
you get that chance.
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718. Charlie?
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719. Took you long enough,
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720. and I'm not talking about the
walk from the lobby to here.
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721. Have a good trip, Nathaniel.
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722. Camus said that life is
the sum of our choices.
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723. Choose wisely, and fortune smiles upon you.
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724. But choose poorly?
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725. You never know what price
you'll have to pay.
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726. Hey.
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727. Hey.
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728. You okay?
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729. Yeah. I'm okay adjacent.
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730. I'm sorry I came down
so hard on you before.
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731. Eh, you were right.
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732. I was gonna tell Blair
how I felt about her.
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733. You mean you were gonna
tell her you love her?
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734. In spite of myself— and
honestly, many times—
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735. in spite of her.
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736. I-I mean, I didn't want to.
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737. I kept trying to make it go away,
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738. but how do you kill a feeling?
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739. I don't know.
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740. When you told me about the idea
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741. of rewriting the end of my story,
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742. I thought, maybe...
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743. maybe that's the answer.
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744. Then what stopped you?
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745. When I saw Blair, she'd just
gotten off the phone with Chuck
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746. and she was heartbroken.
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747. You know, I've been so
consumed with my own feelings,
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748. I wouldn't let myself see
how much she loves Chuck.
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749. You were right.
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750. She didn't need my confession.
She needed my help.
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751. Wow, that's...
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752. That's a really amazing thing to do, Dan.
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753. Yeah, well, I mean...
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754. It wasn't easy.
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755. But I do think, uh,
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756. that I can give myself a new ending
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757. by making sure Chuck and Blair
get the ending they deserve.
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758. I want her to be happy.
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759. Gotta head home and get
started on this afterward.
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760. Dan...
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761. You're one of the good ones, you know?
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762. Thanks.
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763. You have fun at your party?
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764. When are you gonna leave me alone?
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765. Starting now, actually.
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766. I got some money, going back to Portland.
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767. Good.
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768. You think once I'm gone, you're free.
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769. The truth is, once I go, Ivy,
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770. you are trapped in this lie forever.
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771. Look, I worked hard to get here.
Trust me. I couldn't be happier.
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772. Yeah, maybe for now.
That'll wear off eventually.
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773. No actress wants to play the
same role her entire life.
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774. This is more than just a role.
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775. This is my life now,
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776. and these people are my family.
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777. How can their love be real
when you're a total fake?
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778. Whoa. Are those paparazzi?
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779. Yeah. They're chasing
the car in front of us.
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780. Pretty aggressive.
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781. Yeah. I think they're chasing my friends.
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782. I have to tell Louis face-to-face
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783. that the wedding is off.
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784. He—he deserves at least that.
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785. Are you sure you wanna do this?
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786. I mean, a-a prince, a fairy tale wedding.
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787. - This is all you ever wanted.
- No.
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788. You're all I ever wanted.
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789. I love you.
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790. I love every part of you.
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791. I-I couldn't tell Louis
that he would never lose me
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792. because it wasn't true.
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793. You're the one I never want to leave.
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794. Okay, h-how—how do you want to do this?
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795. First, we have to go to the consulate
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796. so I can tell Louis it's off, and then...
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797. I-I don't know. We—we could go anywhere.
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798. Switzerland has impeccable schools
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799. or maybe Tokyo?
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800. They have opening ceremony
and great test scores.
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801. Blair, Blair, we don't need to go anywhere.
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802. We can raise this baby right here.
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803. Look at them.
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804. Hey, grandfather.
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805. Yeah, well, I was a little
delayed leaving the Empire,
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806. but I'm on my way to
Westchester airport now.
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807. Westchester?
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808. I thought I was taking you
to the Upper East Side.
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809. What? No. No, no, no.
Hey. Hey, c—let me call you back.
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810. What? No. I-I have a flight out
of Westchester County Airport
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811. in 45 minutes.
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812. Okay. I just gotta get out of the park
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813. and then I can turn around.
It's not a problem.
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814. All right. Thank you.
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815. Those motorcycles are
really out of control.
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816. What the hell are they doing?
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817. Oh, my God!
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818. Nate, I got your messages.
Are Chuck and Blair okay?
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819. I don't know, but I saw the whole thing.
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820. I stayed with them until
the ambulances came.
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821. They're with the doctors now.
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822. I spoke with the E.M.T.
who brought them in.
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823. He said it's pretty bad.
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824. Okay.
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825. Okay.
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826. Eleanor, Cyrus, Harold, and Roman
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827. are all flying in on the
next flight from Paris.
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828. Eleanor was distraught.
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829. Hey.
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830. Um...
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831. Serena texted me.
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832. Are Blair and Chuck all right?
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833. We don't know yet.
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834. We're hoping for the best.
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835. I'm gonna go track down the doctor
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836. and see if I can get an update.
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837. This is all Gossip Girl's fault.
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838. If she hadn't sent out that blast...
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839. Well, I'm not trying to defend her,
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840. but it's not like Gossip
Girl hopped on a motorcycle
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841. and chased Chuck and Blair through
the streets of Manhattan.
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842. Well, she may as well have.
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843. If Gossip Girl didn't exist,
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844. Chuck and Blair would not be
in the hospital right now,
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845. fighting for their lives.
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846. You know, I spent the whole
morning looking at old blasts,
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847. and it's unbelievable the
amount of pain she's caused.
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848. This is just the culmination
of years of damage.
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850. Well, I wanna finish what Diana started.
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851. I wanna take Gossip Girl down for good.
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853. and I think we should use
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854. Charlie...
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855. Are you okay?
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856. No.
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857. No, I'm—I'm not.
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858. This is all my fault.
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859. What are you talking about?
Of course it's not.
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860. I sent the "Gossip Girl" blast.
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861. Why?
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862. I didn't do it to hurt Blair.
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863. I was just trying to protect myself.
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864. From what?
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865. Max showed up tonight.
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866. He was threatening to sell my story
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867. to the reporters covering the party.
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868. And I thought that if I sent the blast,
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870. and would crash the party
and it'd be shut down
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871. before Max could do any damage.
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872. But what damage could he do?
Max is a complete fraud.
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873. Rufus, I'm sorry.
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874. It's me. I'm the fraud.
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875. I just spoke to the doctor, and, um,
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876. the good news is that...
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877. Blair is awake and responsive.
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878. And Chuck?
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879. Carol, it's me, Ivy.
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880. I gotta get out of here.
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881. I'm leaving tonight.
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882. This time, I'm not coming back.
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883. We all like to think
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884. that we're in the driver's
seat of our own lives.
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885. But the truth is,
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886. the idea that we can control
our fate is an illusion.
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887. You can choose the most loyal friends,
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888. the dream job...
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889. The truest love.
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890. There's been an accident.
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891. How bad?
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892. You know I wouldn't take a risk
like this if it wasn't serious.
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893. I had no choice.
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894. Okay, Jack. I'll get on the next plane.
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895. You'll meet us there?
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896. Of course. Thank you, Diana.
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897. It's not me you should thank.
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