1. Gossip Girl here,
your one and only sourceCopy !req
2. into the scandalous lives
of the Manhattan's elite.Copy !req
3. Hey! Hey! Hey!
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
4. Hey, you again.Copy !req
5. Tell me why
you're drinkin' aloneCopy !req
6. and I'll you anything you want.Copy !req
7. I thought I could start over
but it turns outCopy !req
8. college is just high school
with more expensive books.Copy !req
9. 'Now I'm in with Serena
and I can find'Copy !req
10. something even bigger
to take her down with.Copy !req
11. I better not find out that
this was about protecting Nate.Copy !req
12. - 'If you're falling for him..'
- I'm not.Copy !req
13. You sure about this?Copy !req
14. The Captain is being chargedCopy !req
15. with embezzlement and fraud.Copy !req
16. There's a different way
to get our lives back, dadCopy !req
17. one that doesn't
require another felony.Copy !req
18. You be a man and you
turn yourself in.Copy !req
19. The moment you slept
with Jenny Humphrey..Copy !req
20. that was the best thing
that ever happened to meCopy !req
21. because I got over you.Copy !req
22. If that's the truth, then
why haven't you told anyone?Copy !req
23. You wouldn't.Copy !req
24. I need to get an
interview for someoneCopy !req
25. who will be applying to Parsons.Copy !req
26. Her name's Jenny Humphrey.Copy !req
27. Where's she been?Copy !req
28. And who am I?Copy !req
29. That's a secret
I'll never tell.Copy !req
30. You know you love me.Copy !req
31. XOXO.Copy !req
32. Gossip Girl.Copy !req
33. Hello?Copy !req
34. Somebody there?Copy !req
35. Who's there?Copy !req
36. I know it's you, Chuck!Copy !req
37. Somebody help!Copy !req
38. They say waking up
is hard to do..Copy !req
39. especially
when you're not alone.Copy !req
40. What have we here?Copy !req
41. Bed un-slept inCopy !req
42. hair in missionary disarrayCopy !req
43. and yesterday's dress with
today's shame all over it.Copy !req
44. No shame.Copy !req
45. For your information,
we just stayed upCopy !req
46. talking all night.Copy !req
47. Oh.Copy !req
48. So does this chatty
insomniac have a name?Copy !req
49. Colin. The cab stealer.Copy !req
50. Oh, well, you showed him.Copy !req
51. It turns out he actually has
some redeeming qualities.Copy !req
52. He's handsome in an old
Hollywood way. He's smart.Copy !req
53. 'And even though
he's a businessman'Copy !req
54. he's more interested in
talking about LichtensteinCopy !req
55. and Warhol,
which he collects, by the way.Copy !req
56. So what are you doing here?Copy !req
57. He also collects women
that he puts into cabsCopy !req
58. a new one each morningCopy !req
59. and I'm not gonna be
one of them.Copy !req
60. I won't be.Copy !req
61. What's wrong with you?
You look exhausted.Copy !req
62. Ugh. I had another Chuck
nightmare. It was awful.Copy !req
63. I was in "Wait Until Dark".Copy !req
64. And I knew that he was thereCopy !req
65. just lying in wait
like in real life.Copy !req
66. But then when he attacked me,
he turned out to be a she.Copy !req
67. Like Chuck in drag
or an actual girl?Copy !req
68. I don't know! I was blind.Copy !req
69. Well, it makes sense you're
dreaming about being attackedCopy !req
70. ever since Chuck declared war.Copy !req
71. I guess. But then why a girl?Copy !req
72. And that hair so long and..Copy !req
73. B, hey, can we talk about
this on our way to school?Copy !req
74. Without the cab stealer,
I have no excuseCopy !req
75. for being late for a class,
and I promised the deanCopy !req
76. I'd be a model student.Copy !req
77. Uh, I'm gonna meet you there.Copy !req
78. There's something
I need to do first.Copy !req
79. Okay.Copy !req
80. Hey, man. What are you
doing up so early?Copy !req
81. Oh, just visiting my dad.Copy !req
82. Thought I'd check in. You okay?Copy !req
83. Yeah, well, Vanessa went to stay
with her folks for a while so..Copy !req
84. Sorry, man. Probably for
the best, though, right?Copy !req
85. Yeah, I suppose.Copy !req
86. I guess part of her
just believes thatCopy !req
87. I'll always be in love with
Serena no matter what I say.Copy !req
88. Yeah. Crazy.Copy !req
89. So, uh, what about you? How was
your big night with Juliet?Copy !req
90. Totally worth the wait.Copy !req
91. - 'At least I thought so.'
- Huh? What do you mean?Copy !req
92. This morning, she bolted.Copy !req
93. - Said she couldn't skip class.
- So?Copy !req
94. 'So I thought
she'd wanna hang.'Copy !req
95. You know, maybe have
breakfast at Tom'sCopy !req
96. stay in bed all day,
I don't know.Copy !req
97. Right, well, I'm gonna
ignore the fact that youCopy !req
98. have the best problems everCopy !req
99. and tell you just not
to read too much into it.Copy !req
100. I know this might
come as a shock but maybeCopy !req
101. she didn't want to skip class.Copy !req
102. Alright. I gotta go.
Talk to you later.Copy !req
103. Juliet?Copy !req
104. Nate?Copy !req
105. Hey.Copy !req
106. Oh, so the campus
crusade continues?Copy !req
107. You haven't punished Blair
enough for driving Eva away?Copy !req
108. As I told her,
I've hardly begun.Copy !req
109. Besides, I actually
like it here.Copy !req
110. Chuck.Copy !req
111. From what I hear, they've got
someone big to replace MarthaCopy !req
112. for the Psychology of Business
lecture.Copy !req
113. Apparently, he's Fortune 500.Copy !req
114. I'm curious to meet the manCopy !req
115. see what lessons
there are to be learned.Copy !req
116. Speaking of, where's Blair?Copy !req
117. Don't tell me
she threw in the towelCopy !req
118. after just one round?Copy !req
119. She'll be here.Copy !req
120. Uh, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to sit with them.Copy !req
121. From what I hear,
badminton players knowCopy !req
122. how to handle a shuttlecock.Copy !req
123. 'Hold the door, please.'Copy !req
124. Colin. Hey.
What are you doin' here?Copy !req
125. This is Psychology of Business,
right?Copy !req
126. Yeah, but..Copy !req
127. Oh, no. Don't tell me you're..Copy !req
128. The new professor.Copy !req
129. I take it from your
less than glowing enthusiasmCopy !req
130. that you are now one of my..Copy !req
131. Students. Yes.Copy !req
132. They say life
is full of surprises..Copy !req
133. that our dreams
really can come true.Copy !req
134. Hello?Copy !req
135. Then again..Copy !req
136. so can our nightmares.Copy !req
137. Anybody there?Copy !req
138. Welcome home, Jenny Humphrey.Copy !req
139. We've missed you.Copy !req
140. 'Blair, whatever
you're about to do'Copy !req
141. my dad and Lily
will be home any minute.Copy !req
142. Not to worry, Little J.Copy !req
143. This is going to be
a very short conversation.Copy !req
144. I let you walk away after you
whored yourself out to ChuckCopy !req
145. because I assumed you
were smart enoughCopy !req
146. never to come back.Copy !req
147. I might've been willing
to make exceptionsCopy !req
148. for holidays, birthdaysCopy !req
149. health emergencies
of immediate family membersCopy !req
150. but I don't believe
any of those scenarios apply.Copy !req
151. Blair, I'm just here
for one day.Copy !req
152. I have an interview
with Tim GunnCopy !req
153. and if everything goes well,
then he'll write meCopy !req
154. a recommendation
letter for Parsons.Copy !req
155. Parsons is still in Manhattan.Copy !req
156. - Is it not?
- Lower Manhattan.Copy !req
157. It's a hundred blocks away
from the Upper East Side—Copy !req
158. Semantics. You were banished.Copy !req
159. If people think I'm not
a woman of my wordCopy !req
160. the whole system
could break down.Copy !req
161. Look, Blair, I'm not lookingCopy !req
162. to destabilize
your social order.Copy !req
163. You know how much
fashion means to meCopy !req
164. and Parsons
is the school for it.Copy !req
165. I'll call you a car
to take you back to HudsonCopy !req
166. and wait while you pack.Copy !req
167. How about a day pass?Copy !req
168. I promise I'll leave
directly after my interview.Copy !req
169. And, you know, who knows if Tim
Gunn's even gonna like my work?Copy !req
170. But either way, I promise
I won't set foot in ManhattanCopy !req
171. for the rest of the year,
not even Christmas.Copy !req
172. Jenny-free holiday season.Copy !req
173. It's been on my wish list
for quite some time.Copy !req
174. Amnesty till midnight.Copy !req
175. Thank you.Copy !req
176. I'm not done.Copy !req
177. There are terms.Copy !req
178. See no one, speak to no oneCopy !req
179. and don't step foot
outside this apartmentCopy !req
180. except for your interview.Copy !req
181. Fine.Copy !req
182. Goodbye, Little J.Copy !req
183. I look forward to never
seeing you again.Copy !req
184. So..Copy !req
185. running into each
other at a prisonCopy !req
186. that's... kind of awkward.Copy !req
187. Yeah, especially because you
said you were going to class.Copy !req
188. Were you following
me or something?Copy !req
189. No. No, I wasn't
following you, okay?Copy !req
190. I'm visiting my dad.Copy !req
191. He's in for fraud
and embezzlement.Copy !req
192. He just got transferred
down from upstate.Copy !req
193. Oh, my God.
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
194. Well, it's usually not a part
of my A game pillow talk.Copy !req
195. I mean, it was in
all the papers.Copy !req
196. I thought you might knowCopy !req
197. and I wouldn't
have to talk about it.Copy !req
198. No, I-I didn't.Copy !req
199. I'm sorry. I wasn't
living in the city then.Copy !req
200. No, it's okay.Copy !req
201. It's nice to actually
have someone to talkCopy !req
202. to who might understand.Copy !req
203. So who are you here for?Copy !req
204. Your brother you were
telling me about?Copy !req
205. No.Copy !req
206. I'm a volunteer..Copy !req
207. for the Prison
Literacy Program.Copy !req
208. Why didn't you just tell
me that this morning?Copy !req
209. Look, all I wanted to do was
stay in bed with you, and..Copy !req
210. I don't know,
I guess I just felt weirdCopy !req
211. bailing on you
for some convicts.Copy !req
212. Like you saidCopy !req
213. not exactly
the best pillow talk.Copy !req
214. Well, I think it's great
you do something like that.Copy !req
215. Alright, I gotta get goingCopy !req
216. before my dad wonders
where I am.Copy !req
217. But, um, is it cool
if I swing by laterCopy !req
218. check out your class?Copy !req
219. Oh, no, um..Copy !req
220. I just got a text messageCopy !req
221. saying that my session
was canceled.Copy !req
222. I'll see you back in the city?Copy !req
223. Okay.Copy !req
224. Hey, you are never going to
believe who's back in town.Copy !req
225. What's wrong?Copy !req
226. Our new Psychology of
Business professor is ColinCopy !req
227. the guy from last night.Copy !req
228. Cab guy? What are the odds?Copy !req
229. I can't believe
this is happening.Copy !req
230. I'm already on thin ice
with the dean.Copy !req
231. - What am I supposed to do?
- Nothing.Copy !req
232. You make sure that he knows
that there will beCopy !req
233. no more cuddling or art talk.Copy !req
234. And that you expect
to be treated exactly the sameCopy !req
235. as if the two
of you had never met.Copy !req
236. I really like him, though.Copy !req
237. But I'll talk to him.Copy !req
238. Office hours! Not his apartment!Copy !req
239. - Bye. See you.
- Bye.Copy !req
240. Did you happen to knowCopy !req
241. that Jenny Humphrey
was back on my island?Copy !req
242. Really?Copy !req
243. She must have a lot of nerveCopy !req
244. considering you banned her
from the city.Copy !req
245. If people found out
she defied you—Copy !req
246. They won't.Copy !req
247. And let me remind you,
I sent her packingCopy !req
248. for both of our sakes.Copy !req
249. If it was ever made publicCopy !req
250. that you had a dangerous liaisonCopy !req
251. with a teenage BrooklyniteCopy !req
252. who also technically
is your stepsisterCopy !req
253. you'd be socially guillotined.Copy !req
254. Well, I'd be mad
to have anything to doCopy !req
255. with her return then,
wouldn't I?Copy !req
256. Arthur, pull the car around.Copy !req
257. It's time to make
the stop I requested.Copy !req
258. Reporting for duty!Copy !req
259. I need you three little pigs
to huffCopy !req
260. and puff over
to the Van der Woodsens'.Copy !req
261. You're on stakeout.Copy !req
262. Jenny Humphrey is back.Copy !req
263. She's violating
your order to exile?Copy !req
264. I gave her a day passCopy !req
265. but she is not to move
one inch outside that buildingCopy !req
266. without me knowing. Got it?Copy !req
267. Nothing could be more
entertainingCopy !req
268. than bottle blonde recon.Copy !req
269. But we're still dying
to know why you deported JennyCopy !req
270. in the first place.Copy !req
271. Yours is not to wonder why.Copy !req
272. Yours is to do or die.Copy !req
273. Go!Copy !req
274. I can't believe I didn't
know you were coming back.Copy !req
275. Well, I'm only here for a day.Copy !req
276. I didn't want to make
a big deal out of it.Copy !req
277. If dad put out a spread like
this every time you came homeCopy !req
278. I'd be inviting you more often.Copy !req
279. - Thanks.
- Well, these are so lovely.Copy !req
280. I can see why Tim Gunn
is dying to meet with you.Copy !req
281. Are you kidding?
He knows what I do.Copy !req
282. Parsons would be lucky
to have her.Copy !req
283. Hey, how about, uh,
dinner at Babbo tonight?Copy !req
284. 'Celebrate us all
being back together.'Copy !req
285. Um, I'd actually kinda rather
stay in, if that's okay.Copy !req
286. Um, dad's chili?Copy !req
287. What? When have you
ever passed up Babbo?Copy !req
288. Yeah, I know, but I have aCopy !req
289. um, a couple finishing touchesCopy !req
290. to do on my dressesCopy !req
291. so if you guys will excuse me.Copy !req
292. 'I'm sorry, Rufus'Copy !req
293. 'but the chili,
the smell, it lingers.'Copy !req
294. 'What? Must be the cumin.'Copy !req
295. Okay, so what's really going on?Copy !req
296. Well, Blair stopped by
with her welcome wagon.Copy !req
297. I don't know
why I thought I couldCopy !req
298. sneak back in for a day, but..Copy !req
299. Well, wait, how did she know
you were here before I did?Copy !req
300. She's the wicked witch
of the Upper East Side.Copy !req
301. You know, I'm sure
one of her monkeysCopy !req
302. spotted me getting off
the train or something.Copy !req
303. 'But it's fine,
she's giving me a day pass.'Copy !req
304. As long as I don't see
or talk to anyone.Copy !req
305. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
306. Yes, it is one hundred percent
vintage crazy-ass Blair.Copy !req
307. But really, though, I mean,
I have no interest in going backCopy !req
308. to being G.I. Jenny
and warring with Blair.Copy !req
309. How very Gandhi of you.Copy !req
310. Yeah, but in case Eastern
philosophy does fail youCopy !req
311. how about I meet you
downtown after my classCopy !req
312. and I can escort you
back up here?Copy !req
313. Thanks, but really,
the only personCopy !req
314. I have to worry about today
is Tim Gunn.Copy !req
315. 'Hello?'Copy !req
316. 'Is anybody home?'Copy !req
317. Chuck.Copy !req
318. It's alright.
I'll deal with him.Copy !req
319. What are you doing here, Chuck?Copy !req
320. Oh. I heard Jenny was back.Copy !req
321. I wanted to speak with her.Copy !req
322. And say what?Copy !req
323. "I'm sorry for taking
advantage of youCopy !req
324. "and letting
my psycho ex-girlfriendCopy !req
325. run you out of town?"Copy !req
326. Something like thatCopy !req
327. except without the sarcasm.Copy !req
328. Yeah, well, I think I can
deliver that messageCopy !req
329. I think... you can find
the elevator.Copy !req
330. Oh, how can I argue
with Big Brother?Copy !req
331. I'll just grab these blueprints
Lily left for me.Copy !req
332. I'll let you get back
to your Hemingway complex.Copy !req
333. You know, I almost respect
this side to you, Humphrey.Copy !req
334. Tell Jenny I said hello.
I'm truly sorry.Copy !req
335. Hey.Copy !req
336. Oh. You raced out
of class pretty fast.Copy !req
337. Was I that boring?Copy !req
338. Come to think of it,
you raced offCopy !req
339. pretty fast
this morning as well.Copy !req
340. Well, I know the routine.Copy !req
341. I wanted to save you the effortCopy !req
342. of walking me out
and hailing me a cab.Copy !req
343. Does that mean you think
last night was a mistake?Copy !req
344. The opposite, actually.Copy !req
345. I had a lot of fun last night.Copy !req
346. Which is why I didn't
want you to thinkCopy !req
347. I was one of your
usual conquests.Copy !req
348. You made that pretty
clear last nightCopy !req
349. when you declined
to be conquered.Copy !req
350. All of this, however,
was before I found outCopy !req
351. you were my professor.Copy !req
352. And relationships with faculty
are strictly forbidden.Copy !req
353. And I-I don't
want last night to affectCopy !req
354. how you treat me as a student.Copy !req
355. I've gotta say, that didn't
sound very heartfelt.Copy !req
356. Wanna try it again
with a little more conviction?Copy !req
357. I've said what I needed to say.Copy !req
358. You can have the TA
mark my papers.Copy !req
359. May I offer a counterproposal?Copy !req
360. I have to go
to this party tonightCopy !req
361. for The New York Observer.Copy !req
362. I'm getting some kindCopy !req
363. of eligible bachelor award.Copy !req
364. Will you come with me?Copy !req
365. Wouldn't bringing
a date make youCopy !req
366. ineligible for an award
like that?Copy !req
367. Maybe having you on my arm
would be honor enough.Copy !req
368. If I give up my bachelor titleCopy !req
369. and commit to getting
to know you betterCopy !req
370. maybe you could put offCopy !req
371. mastering the psychology
of businessCopy !req
372. for another semester?Copy !req
373. Well, it's not like
business is my major.Copy !req
374. And it's still
the add-drop period, so..Copy !req
375. I'll pick you up.Copy !req
376. The messenger's picking them upCopy !req
377. so that the models
can get fitted, okay?Copy !req
378. Of course. I tell him extra
careful, special delivery.Copy !req
379. Alright.Copy !req
380. 'Thanks, Vanya.'Copy !req
381. Why are you calling me?Copy !req
382. I understand your reluctanceCopy !req
383. to ever speak to me again.Copy !req
384. And I don't wanna bother you.Copy !req
385. I was picking up some Bass
Industries blueprints earlierCopy !req
386. and it seems I mistakenly
took your portfolio.Copy !req
387. What? Chuck, I don't know what
type of game you're playing.Copy !req
388. But my interview's in an hour.Copy !req
389. 'You have to bring
it back right now.'Copy !req
390. I would, of course,
but I'm headingCopy !req
391. into a meeting
I can't reschedule.Copy !req
392. - Can you swing by the Empire?
- 'No!'Copy !req
393. I'm not supposed to go anywhere
but my interviewCopy !req
394. and I definitely can't see you.Copy !req
395. So you won't have to.Copy !req
396. I left it at the front desk
with my concierge.Copy !req
397. - Good luck today.
- No, Chuck!Copy !req
398. Spotted, B's disciplesCopy !req
399. hot on little J's tail.Copy !req
400. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
401. This is fun.Copy !req
402. And hopefully
it's about to get more so.Copy !req
403. Follow that cab!Copy !req
404. Don't tell me you lost her.Copy !req
405. Watch out, J.Copy !req
406. Break a deal with the devil..Copy !req
407. We didn't. She just walked
into the Empire.Copy !req
408. I need the address
of Tim Gunn's studio.Copy !req
409. And there'll be hell to pay.Copy !req
410. Dan, you didn't have
to meet me here.Copy !req
411. - Besides, I'm already late.
- I was in the neighborhood.Copy !req
412. But this is Veronica, and she
was out here waiting for you.Copy !req
413. Oh, sorry. Hi.
I'm Jenny Humphrey.Copy !req
414. I had a couple last-minute
organizational issues.Copy !req
415. No problem, Jenny.Copy !req
416. But the models are already
inside getting dressedCopy !req
417. and Mr. Gunn is on
a very tight schedule today.Copy !req
418. - Uh, wish me luck?
- I don't have to.Copy !req
419. I mean, admittedly,
you're my sisterCopy !req
420. and I love you, so I'm biased.Copy !req
421. But if you can take BlairCopy !req
422. in stride today, Tim GunnCopy !req
423. will be a piece of cake.
Don't tell him I said that.Copy !req
424. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
425. Alright. I'll be out
here waitin' for ya.Copy !req
426. 'Collect call from
a correctional facility.'Copy !req
427. - 'Do you accept these charges?'
- Yes.Copy !req
428. - Ben, I'm so glad you called.
- Where were you today?Copy !req
429. 'I came, but Nate—'Copy !req
430. I thought I told you
to stop seeing him.Copy !req
431. His father's in prison with you.Copy !req
432. What? Don't they make you
do your homework at Columbia?Copy !req
433. I did, but he just transferred,
and I bumped into Nate outside.Copy !req
434. 'Don't worry.
I made something up.'Copy !req
435. You're wrong about him,
you know.Copy !req
436. I mean, we... we talked.Copy !req
437. 'And he's not like the others.'Copy !req
438. 'He-he might
actually understand.'Copy !req
439. Understand what exactly?Copy !req
440. That your big brother's
in prison? Maybe.Copy !req
441. But what happens when he starts
asking questions about why?Copy !req
442. You think he's
gonna understand then?Copy !req
443. No. I don't know. I just..Copy !req
444. I don't want to lie
to him anymore.Copy !req
445. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
446. I've put a lot on you.
You're my little sister.Copy !req
447. You deserve to be happy.Copy !req
448. Thank you..Copy !req
449. for understanding.Copy !req
450. Alright, I've gotta get back,
but I'll call you later.Copy !req
451. Hey, you know a new guy in here?Copy !req
452. Last name Archibald.Copy !req
453. Introduce me?Copy !req
454. Hey, mom.Copy !req
455. Serena! What a lovely surprise.Copy !req
456. What brings you back
to the homestead?Copy !req
457. Don't tell me word reached you
that RufusCopy !req
458. is making his famous chili.Copy !req
459. - Jenny's in town.
- Hmm. Guess she forgot to call.Copy !req
460. Well, I know you two haven't
exactly been the best of friendsCopy !req
461. in the past,
but maybe that can changeCopy !req
462. now that you've had
some time apart.Copy !req
463. Well, as much as I would love
to bond with herCopy !req
464. I actually have plans,
special plansCopy !req
465. that involve me
raiding my mother's jewelry box.Copy !req
466. Those are special plans.
Well, let's see what we can do.Copy !req
467. Oh. Hey, what are you reading?Copy !req
468. Oh, it's just a book
by one of my professors.Copy !req
469. - But I'm—
- "Winner!" By Colin Forrester.Copy !req
470. "A must-read for 21st
century CEO's."Copy !req
471. Serena, I can't tell you
how happy it makes meCopy !req
472. to see you taking such
a challenging courseCopy !req
473. just right out of the gate.Copy !req
474. Honestly, after the year
that you've hadCopy !req
475. it's wonderful to see you
thinking about your future..Copy !req
476. instead of focusing on boys.Copy !req
477. - Thanks, mom.
- Mm.Copy !req
478. Alright, let's go find something
that sparkles, huh?Copy !req
479. I must say, Jenny,
this is a very impressive resumeCopy !req
480. especially for someone so young.Copy !req
481. Oh, thank you. I..Copy !req
482. Yeah, fashion's pretty muchCopy !req
483. the only thing
I've ever cared about.Copy !req
484. So you interned
with Eleanor Waldorf. Love her.Copy !req
485. Then you left to start your
own line. That was bold.Copy !req
486. Yeah, in retrospect, it was
probably a little too bold.Copy !req
487. I didn't exactly leave
on great terms, and thenCopy !req
488. my new business partner set all
of my dresses on fire, so..Copy !req
489. Oh, my, but you must've patched
things up with EleanorCopy !req
490. because I see you worked
together again last year.Copy !req
491. And then you just left town?Copy !req
492. Uh..Copy !req
493. Well, there was a-a conflict
with a different Waldorf.Copy !req
494. But I can assure you that all
of that's behind me now.Copy !req
495. I think that these dresses
really expressCopy !req
496. my take on young women today.Copy !req
497. Our sense of self-confidence
and self-worth.Copy !req
498. Well, let's take a look.Copy !req
499. Okay.Copy !req
500. This is quite
a statement, Jenny.Copy !req
501. - No.. Uh, that part is—
- We're done.Copy !req
502. Let's get ready
for the next appointment.Copy !req
503. - Uh, no, I'm—
- 'Confidence and self-worth?'Copy !req
504. I don't know if this
is your ideaCopy !req
505. of a joke but it's not funny.Copy !req
506. - It's not a joke. I'm so sorry.
- I'll show you the way out.Copy !req
507. - Mr. Gunn, please..
- Ladies, you may leave.Copy !req
508. Blair, alright, I don't know
what you're doing hereCopy !req
509. but whatever it is,
it's not gonna workCopy !req
510. 'cause Jenny's already inside.Copy !req
511. Oh. I came for the after party.Copy !req
512. Blair! How could you?Copy !req
513. Jenny, wait. What-what happened?Copy !req
514. She totally humiliated meCopy !req
515. and destroyed my collection.Copy !req
516. You broke the terms
of our agreement.Copy !req
517. Here. There's a 5 o'clock.Copy !req
518. Uh.Copy !req
519. Spotted. Little JCopy !req
520. having a fashion emergency.Copy !req
521. Looks like B drew blood.Copy !req
522. Chuck.Copy !req
523. Before you say anything,
I'm only callingCopy !req
524. 'because I saw "Gossip Girl".'Copy !req
525. I wondered if I might be ableCopy !req
526. to offer some assistance.Copy !req
527. Well, unless
it's a murder-suicideCopy !req
528. I think I'll pass.Copy !req
529. So dramatic.
You should be a writer.Copy !req
530. Tim Gunn is being honored
at "The Observer'sCopy !req
531. New Yorkers of the Year" party
tonight at the Boom Boom Room.Copy !req
532. 'Why don't you two
accompany me?'Copy !req
533. Surely Jenny can find a quietCopy !req
534. moment to plead her case.Copy !req
535. And why should I actually
believe that you'reCopy !req
536. trying to help us here?Copy !req
537. It would be my way
of making amends to Jenny.Copy !req
538. Why don't you run it
by the brains of the operation?Copy !req
539. 'I can't imagine her
wanting Blair to win this one.'Copy !req
540. Chuck can get us
into "The Observer" partyCopy !req
541. and Tim Gunn's gonna be there.Copy !req
542. Well, it's not like Blair
can do anything worse to me.Copy !req
543. But what about dinner with dad?Copy !req
544. 'Tell your sister
I'll leave tickets'Copy !req
545. for the whole family.Copy !req
546. I look forward to seeing you
at the festivities.Copy !req
547. Careful, Little J.Copy !req
548. Queen B doesn't
grant second chances.Copy !req
549. She attacks at first sight.Copy !req
550. - You look incredible.
- Thank you.Copy !req
551. Maybe we should
walk in separately.Copy !req
552. - You having second thoughts?
- No. No, no.Copy !req
553. I just, I talked
to my mom todayCopy !req
554. and she's was so proud of me
for taking your class.Copy !req
555. I don't want her to read
that I'm dropping itCopy !req
556. in "The New York Times".Copy !req
557. Well, why don't you
just tell her?Copy !req
558. Because she'll think
I'm choosing a manCopy !req
559. over my future again.
You know what?Copy !req
560. If it's okay with you, I'm just
gonna meet you upstairs.Copy !req
561. - Lily.
- Ivanka.Copy !req
562. - Hey, Jared, great.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
563. - You are a vision.
- Oh, thank you both for coming.Copy !req
564. Pleasure to be here.Copy !req
565. Are you sure,
this is a good idea?Copy !req
566. I mean, RISD.
Has a great fashion program.Copy !req
567. We are not letting you give
up on Parsons. Come on.Copy !req
568. I-I have a Blair-shaped
target on my back.Copy !req
569. Oh, you want to be Gandhi?
Now's your chance.Copy !req
570. Let's go find Tim Gunn.Copy !req
571. Mom, hey!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
572. - Hmm.
- What happened to chili night?Copy !req
573. Change of plan. Uh, Dan
and Jenny wanted to come.Copy !req
574. - So we all did.
- Great.Copy !req
575. - Is that your professor?
- Who?Copy !req
576. Colin Forrester. I recognize
him from his jacket photo.Copy !req
577. Which, incidentally,
does not do him any justice.Copy !req
578. One more, Colin.Copy !req
579. Um, mom, about that.Copy !req
580. I know, how important it isCopy !req
581. to you that I take his class—Copy !req
582. Oh, it's not the class
I care about.Copy !req
583. I am just so proud
of the student you're becoming.Copy !req
584. - Your new focus.
- I know, but just—Copy !req
585. Serena, I ducked the press line.Copy !req
586. Tell your mother
that I am crazy about youCopy !req
587. that I might be your future
and I don't care who knows.Copy !req
588. Sorry. Colin Forrester.Copy !req
589. Lily Humphrey,
formerly Van Der Woodsen.Copy !req
590. Serena's mother.Copy !req
591. Who heard everything..Copy !req
592. loud and clear.Copy !req
593. Status report.Copy !req
594. 'Jenny didn't get on the train.'Copy !req
595. 'She's at "The Observer" party.'Copy !req
596. We followed her here.Copy !req
597. This isn't just belligerency.
It's insurgency.Copy !req
598. Why would she risk
escalating my wrath?Copy !req
599. Tim Gunn is here.Copy !req
600. Of course.
An eleventh hour appeal.Copy !req
601. Don't let her out of your sight.
I'm on my way.Copy !req
602. Well, The Boom Boom Room
is a private clubCopy !req
603. and we're having trouble
with the door guy.Copy !req
604. - Can you help?
- Penelope, this isn't Congress.Copy !req
605. Accomplish something.Copy !req
606. Ladies. Good to see you.Copy !req
607. All on a go-see,
see who you likeCopy !req
608. who you'd like to have
through the line, and, umCopy !req
609. if that works out for you,
we could..Copy !req
610. Mr. Gunn?
Hi. Jenny Humphrey.Copy !req
611. Jenny. Of course.Copy !req
612. Um, I'm-I'm really sorry
to bother you.Copy !req
613. I just... I didn't
get a chance to explain earlierCopy !req
614. that my dresses weren't
supposed to be like thatCopy !req
615. with the-the paint
and the letters.Copy !req
616. Oh, dear. What happened?Copy !req
617. It-it's a long story.Copy !req
618. But, um, I justCopy !req
619. I really needed you to knowCopy !req
620. that that's not who I amCopy !req
621. or what my work's about.Copy !req
622. And I would really do anythingCopy !req
623. for a second chance.Copy !req
624. I think I can arrange
for another interview.Copy !req
625. And don't let your dresses
out of your sight.Copy !req
626. Alright. Thank you.Copy !req
627. You know, when Veronica told meCopy !req
628. that Chuck Bass
wanted us to meet—Copy !req
629. Wait. Chuck called you?Copy !req
630. Really?
No inmates by that name?Copy !req
631. Alright. Well, um, thank you.Copy !req
632. - Hey.
- 'Hi.'Copy !req
633. What is it?Copy !req
634. I know this sounds
a little crazyCopy !req
635. but after our talk
this morningCopy !req
636. I thought maybe your
brother was an inmateCopy !req
637. and you were just too
embarrassed to tell meCopy !req
638. so I called over there.Copy !req
639. - You called the prison?
- Yeah, and I'm sorry.Copy !req
640. I was just being paranoid
and it's notCopy !req
641. an excuse,
but I have a historyCopy !req
642. of believing girls
when I shouldn't.Copy !req
643. I just wanna make sure we're
totally open with each other.Copy !req
644. I know. I-I want the same thing.Copy !req
645. In fact..Copy !req
646. that's why I came over.Copy !req
647. There are some things
that I need to tell you about meCopy !req
648. and... and my family.Copy !req
649. Wait one second.
It's the prison.Copy !req
650. Hello?Copy !req
651. Yes.Copy !req
652. Wait, wait. What?Copy !req
653. Are you sure? Yeah, Of course.Copy !req
654. I'll come right over.Copy !req
655. - Is everything okay?
- No.Copy !req
656. My dad's been jumped
by some inmatesCopy !req
657. and he's in the infirmary.Copy !req
658. - Nate.
- I gotta go.Copy !req
659. I'll call you later, okay?Copy !req
660. - Lily!
- Isaac!Copy !req
661. - Hi!
- It is wonderful to see you.Copy !req
662. - So good to see you.
- You're being honored tonight.Copy !req
663. - Thank you.
- Rufus, this is Isaac Mizrahi.Copy !req
664. - Hello, Isaac.
- Hello.Copy !req
665. Jenny, hey. I saw you walk away
from Tim Gunn. What happened?Copy !req
666. Just like old times, huh, J?Copy !req
667. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
668. Question is,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
669. Or do you want that
dress messed up, too?Copy !req
670. - Leave me alone.
- We don't make the rules, J.Copy !req
671. We just enjoy enforcing them.Copy !req
672. But there is one thing
we don't understand.Copy !req
673. What a pathetic nobody like you
could've done to Blair WaldorfCopy !req
674. to get her so riled up,
we had to playCopy !req
675. "Follow The Loser" all day.Copy !req
676. Wait. You guys don't
know why Blair hates me?Copy !req
677. Besides the obvious?
No one does.Copy !req
678. Blair's here.
You're in trouble now.Copy !req
679. - We'll see who's in trouble.
- Jenny.Copy !req
680. Jenny, whatever
you're thinking of doing—Copy !req
681. They won't stop. Why should I?Copy !req
682. Move! I have a Humphrey
to squash.Copy !req
683. Looking to paint the town red?Copy !req
684. I don't know what you've heard,
but it isn't your concern.Copy !req
685. Unless..Copy !req
686. it is.Copy !req
687. You've been behind this
the whole time, haven't you?Copy !req
688. You got Jenny
the interview with Tim Gunn.Copy !req
689. And you made sure that your
friend-with-no-benefitsCopy !req
690. stopped by the Empire
just to defy me.Copy !req
691. I told you I wouldn't rest
until you were destroyed.Copy !req
692. Inviting your old
sparring partner backCopy !req
693. was just my way of avoiding
doing all the dirty work myself.Copy !req
694. Jenny always had a talent for
making your life a living hell.Copy !req
695. You've gone too far.Copy !req
696. Bringing Jenny back puts both
of our reputations at risk.Copy !req
697. I love to watch you squirm.Copy !req
698. The pleasure I get
from witnessing your shameCopy !req
699. is considerable.Copy !req
700. But I doubt Jenny will talk.Copy !req
701. She thinks she's above it all.Copy !req
702. But little Humphrey still
cares what people think.Copy !req
703. Looks like New York's
best kept secretCopy !req
704. is finally out.Copy !req
705. Turns out Little J
didn't lose her V cardCopy !req
706. to Damien Daalgard.Copy !req
707. She waited and Chucked it awayCopy !req
708. with her stepbrother.Copy !req
709. Guess that explains
the Humphrey in Hudson.Copy !req
710. Hell hath no fury
like a Waldorf scorned.Copy !req
711. It's obviously not true.Copy !req
712. Jenny put out the blast
so that..Copy !req
713. she would humiliate me.
Tell them that she's lying.Copy !req
714. 'Give it up, Blair.'Copy !req
715. Everyone knows I did.
And who I gave it to.Copy !req
716. Looks like the joke's
on Chuck and BlairCopy !req
717. and Little J's
got the last laugh.Copy !req
718. Hey. You okay?Copy !req
719. I'm not quite sure
what just happened in thereCopy !req
720. but it-it, uh, seems all bad.Copy !req
721. It's a matter of degree.Copy !req
722. I mean, I'm a little embarrassed
that the entire world knowsCopy !req
723. I lost it to Chuck Bass.Copy !req
724. But did you see their faces?Copy !req
725. I mean, Blair looked
like she might cry.Copy !req
726. Well, so much
for Zen Jenny Humphrey.Copy !req
727. Come on, Dan. I just did
what needed to be done.Copy !req
728. It's what Blair
and Chuck would've done.Copy !req
729. Jen, I-I was proud
of you for moving onCopy !req
730. but if this is what you've
become after just a day backCopy !req
731. 'maybe Blair was right
after all.'Copy !req
732. And maybe you should
go back to Hudson.Copy !req
733. I met Colin
before he started teachingCopy !req
734. but I'm gonna drop
his class MondayCopy !req
735. so there aren't any
further problems.Copy !req
736. Oh, Serena, please, you don'tCopy !req
737. need to apologize. I get it.Copy !req
738. Wait. You're not mad at me?Copy !req
739. Well, I understand the lureCopy !req
740. of a powerful man like Colin.Copy !req
741. I married Bart Bass, remember?
It's fine.Copy !req
742. And to be honest... they can
make your life so much easier.Copy !req
743. Well, it's not about that.Copy !req
744. Well, we both know
you would have moved onCopy !req
745. to classes more your
speed eventually.Copy !req
746. You don't think I could've
handled a business class?Copy !req
747. Well, we'll never know now,
will we?Copy !req
748. Darling, I'm just trying
to be supportive and realistic.Copy !req
749. A pretty girl like you
could get the attentionCopy !req
750. of a Colin Forrester
even without an education.Copy !req
751. So why even bother?Copy !req
752. Lil, I think you
may have taken this tough loveCopy !req
753. a little too literally
this time.Copy !req
754. Well, um, after Serena
left this afternoonCopy !req
755. I bought Colin's book,
and on chapter 16Copy !req
756. it talks about reverse
psychology.Copy !req
757. Nothing I've done
so far has gotten throughCopy !req
758. so I thought
I'd try something new.Copy !req
759. Oh.Copy !req
760. - Dad.
- Nate.Copy !req
761. - Are you okay? What happened?
- Well, no idea.Copy !req
762. I was reading
in the library one minuteCopy !req
763. and the next minute,
somebody was takingCopy !req
764. batting practice
with a dictionary.Copy !req
765. Do you know who it was? Do you
have a problem with someone?Copy !req
766. I've never seen 'em before.Copy !req
767. Hey. Are they
giving you anything?Copy !req
768. No. Don't worry.
I'm still on the wagon.Copy !req
769. I told 'em nothing
stronger than a Tylenol.Copy !req
770. Did you let your mother know?Copy !req
771. Yeah. I let her know.Copy !req
772. I'm sure if she knew how bad
it was, she would come down.Copy !req
773. Nate, it's okay.Copy !req
774. I gave up on your mother
visiting a long time ago.Copy !req
775. This wasn't exactly
what she signed up for.Copy !req
776. Yeah, well, whatever happened
to "In good times and bad"?Copy !req
777. I don't know.Copy !req
778. I spent most of our marriage
focusedCopy !req
779. on "For richer or poorer".Copy !req
780. I just wish she could see
how great you're doing now.Copy !req
781. Um, present situation excluded.Copy !req
782. Now you can see it.Copy !req
783. That's enough for now.Copy !req
784. Nothing I can do about the rest
till I get parole.Copy !req
785. Well, just try
and stay safe until then.Copy !req
786. You know, no reading.Copy !req
787. Tell me again
about that girl you like.Copy !req
788. Thank you, Jared
and thank you, IvankaCopy !req
789. 'for marrying Jared and giving'Copy !req
790. someone else the chance
to win "Bachelor" this year.Copy !req
791. 'Uh, this is quite an honor.'Copy !req
792. But one I would gladly
give up for the right woman.Copy !req
793. Come on, mom. Let's go.Copy !req
794. If I'm... ever lucky enough
to meet her.Copy !req
795. Anyway, um, thank you all..Copy !req
796. Are you happy now that
you've humiliated both of us?Copy !req
797. Check your own bloody hands,
Lady Macbeth.Copy !req
798. What did you think
would happen when you playedCopy !req
799. "Carrie" with her dresses?Copy !req
800. I only did it
because you lured herCopy !req
801. back here to torture me.Copy !req
802. I warned you I wouldn't stop.Copy !req
803. And thanks to your vendetta,
we both lostCopy !req
804. and Jenny Humphrey won.Copy !req
805. If you've come to gloat,
I would relish the moment.Copy !req
806. It will be fleeting.Copy !req
807. You're right,
because I'm leaving.Copy !req
808. Despite what happened today,
I can't beat you.Copy !req
809. In order to beat you,
I'd have to become youCopy !req
810. and I'm better than that.Copy !req
811. - At least I wanna be.
- 'Nice try, Jenny.'Copy !req
812. We know that you're just scaredCopy !req
813. and trying to save face.Copy !req
814. You two used to be in love.Copy !req
815. And together
you were invincible.Copy !req
816. But now that you've
turned against each otherCopy !req
817. it's just a matter of timeCopy !req
818. before your mutual destruction.Copy !req
819. And when that happens maybe
I'll think about coming homeCopy !req
820. but for now... good-bye,
good riddance and good luck.Copy !req
821. We hear Little J gave Chuck
and Blair a good-bye kiss..Copy !req
822. of death.Copy !req
823. 'Come in.'Copy !req
824. Hello?Copy !req
825. Hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
826. I was just gonna leave
a note under your door.Copy !req
827. It explains everything.Copy !req
828. Sorry, I-I thought you'd be outCopy !req
829. celebrating your BachelorhoodCopy !req
830. putting a new girl into a cab.Copy !req
831. Actually, I'm working on my
lecture for Monday's class.Copy !req
832. - Really?
- 'You got me thinking.'Copy !req
833. If my class
is so important to youCopy !req
834. maybe I should try
a little harderCopy !req
835. to make it worth your while.Copy !req
836. Fewer models and MartinisCopy !req
837. more footnotes and flowcharts.Copy !req
838. I know you need to figure out
what you wanna doCopy !req
839. with your life, Serena.Copy !req
840. I've been there. Believe me.Copy !req
841. And if my course can help,
that's great.Copy !req
842. But... it's only seven weeks.Copy !req
843. Meaning?Copy !req
844. 'We can still get
to know each other..'Copy !req
845. as teacher and student.Copy !req
846. By the book?Copy !req
847. I'm willing to wait if you are.Copy !req
848. Well... then, teacher,
I'll see you Monday.Copy !req
849. And don't even think about
leaving an apple on my desk.Copy !req
850. You've got no shot
at being teacher's pet.Copy !req
851. Seriously, Dan,
you don't have to ride with meCopy !req
852. all the way to the border.
Pretty sure I'm safe now.Copy !req
853. Besides, I'm leaving,
like Blair wanted.Copy !req
854. No, no, I'm not guarding you.
I'm just, uh, just hanging out.Copy !req
855. I'm really proud of you, Jen.Copy !req
856. Thanks, although I don't know
if I'm ever gonna be ableCopy !req
857. to come back
to the Upper East Side without..Copy !req
858. morphing into everything
I hate about myself.Copy !req
859. Oh, give it some time,
let your Brooklyn DNACopy !req
860. guide you to righteousness.Copy !req
861. Well, if it's your
DNA that I shareCopy !req
862. then maybe I have a chance.Copy !req
863. Yeah.Copy !req
864. Thanks for being a good brother.Copy !req
865. They say war is not the answer.Copy !req
866. But sometimes it's a battle
just to keep the peace.Copy !req
867. If you're here to deliver
any further humiliationCopy !req
868. Dorota can sign for it.Copy !req
869. Jenny was right.Copy !req
870. If we keep going,
we both end up deadCopy !req
871. and I like myself too much
to let that happen.Copy !req
872. I assume you feel the same.Copy !req
873. About myself? More.
What do you suggest?Copy !req
874. A truce.Copy !req
875. Why don't you just skywrite
the word "Double-cross"?Copy !req
876. It'd be more subtle.Copy !req
877. Look, we can keep
blaming each otherCopy !req
878. for what happened that night..Copy !req
879. '... or we can admit
a harder truth.'Copy !req
880. It was no one's fault.Copy !req
881. 'It was fate.'Copy !req
882. Tragedy.Copy !req
883. If Serena hadn't kissed Dan,
then..Copy !req
884. Nate wouldn't have been
at the hospital looking for herCopy !req
885. and Jenny wouldn't have come
looking for Nate.Copy !req
886. If Dorota hadn't gone
into labor..Copy !req
887. Maybe everything
would be different.Copy !req
888. But it's not.Copy !req
889. We're holding on to the painCopy !req
890. because it's all we have left.Copy !req
891. But we don't have to.Copy !req
892. We have a choice.Copy !req
893. Truce.Copy !req
894. You can see yourself out.Copy !req
895. I know the way.Copy !req
896. On the Upper East Side,
you may stand downCopy !req
897. but you can never give up.Copy !req
898. And the bitterest feuds
are always labors of love.Copy !req
899. - Hi.
- 'Hi. I just got home.'Copy !req
900. - Can you come over?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
901. My dad's gonna be okay.
Thanks for asking.Copy !req
902. I'm glad, but, Nate..Copy !req
903. But what?Copy !req
904. Oh, God, this is so hard.Copy !req
905. Okay, well, let me make it
easy for you.Copy !req
906. You find out that Nate
Archibald's dad's a jailbirdCopy !req
907. and you decide
you can do better.Copy !req
908. 'Or maybe you already have.'Copy !req
909. Nate, please, you're differentCopy !req
910. than anyone I've ever known.Copy !req
911. No, you know what?
Just save it, okay?Copy !req
912. 'Cause you're exactly like
everyone I've ever known.Copy !req
913. I'm so sorry,
but I have to go.Copy !req
914. Hey, Juliet.Copy !req
915. What's wrong?Copy !req
916. 'Nothing.'Copy !req
917. 'I'm fine.'Copy !req
918. Just a bad day.Copy !req
919. I-I hope it's okay,
I poured myself a drink.Copy !req
920. Of course. I could use one, too.Copy !req
921. I assume you are here
for your checkCopy !req
922. and not just to raid
my liquor cabinet.Copy !req
923. I'm sorry to be so predictable.Copy !req
924. Here. This should cover things.Copy !req
925. How's it going?Copy !req
926. You weren't kidding when you
said it'd be a challenge.Copy !req
927. Well, all good things are worth
waiting for, aren't they?Copy !req
928. But our most dangerous
enemies are the onesCopy !req
929. we never knew we had.Copy !req
930. To patience.Copy !req
931. So if you want peace
always be prepared for war.Copy !req
932. XOXO. Gossip Girl.Copy !req