Gossip Girl 4x2

1. Gossip Girl here, your one and only source

2. into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

3. Dad, I am so sorry.

4. - I wanted to tell you. - Tell me what?

5. This is Milo Humphrey, your grandson.

6. A body washed up in Paris, shot.

7. The identification they found says it's Charles Bass.

8. - What's your name? - Uh, Henry.

9. - Welcome to Paris, Henry. - Let's go home.

10. I think I need to be alone for a while.

11. Oh, so I didn't realize you and Serena were actually over.

12. I'm not gonna spend the entire summer

13. waiting for her to figure things out.

14. Could I at least get your number?

15. What, it's not in your friend's little black book?

16. When you're ready to talk about what really got you

17. into this place, give me a call.

18. You know what, you were right. I-I was hurt.

19. Do you wanna meet up to grab a cup of coffee?

20. That sounds great, yeah.

21. I thought that someone who loved

22. what I love could one day love me too.

23. - But I guess not. - No, no, no.

24. I've been acting like I'm okay, but I'm not.

25. What if I never get over Chuck?

26. Where has she been, Serena? And who am I?

27. That's a secret I'll never tell.

28. You know you love me.

29. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

30. Summer is coming to a close and as everyone knows

31. Paris, like the Upper East Side, empties out in August

32. leaving behind only the tourists and the dreamers

33. lamenting the imminent return to real life.

34. I can't believe it's almost time to go back to New York already.

35. I know and you still haven't made your "Sophie's Choice"

36. between Brooklyn and the Upper East Side.

37. What? If you go back with an uncertain heart

38. there will be drama and disaster for all.

39. It's like choosing between Eclairs and Napoleons.

40. - They're both delicious. - Except Humphrey's a donut.

41. Well, I would love to stay and talk patisserie

42. but I have to get ready for my perfect Parisian date.

43. Wait, what? You got Louis to give you a second chance?

44. B, that's great.

45. And to prove that I care about more than his title

46. I've planned a day of polite interaction

47. with the proletariat. Think Diana, princess of the people.

48. - Obviously, I'll wear gloves. - Obviously.

49. Well, I'm off to buy gently worn items in the 12th.

50. And don't worry, not even you choosing a Humphrey

51. will ruin my date. Nothing will.

52. - Au revoir. - Au revoir.

53. Hey, mom.

54. I'm sorry to bother you on your last day, Serena.

55. I got a very upsetting phone call from the Paris police.

56. Oh, if it's about Blair pushing me in the fountain

57. I'm not pressing charges.

58. They pulled a body out of the river..

59. '... and found Charles' wallet.'

60. Oh, my God.

61. You don't think it's him, do you?

62. Well, it would be a lot easier not to panic

63. if someone had heard from him

64. or he had been paying the Empire bills.

65. Listen, um, sweetheart

66. they need a family member to identify the body.

67. 'If it's too much for you, I will be on the next flight.'

68. No, no, I'm-I'm here. I can do it.

69. Thank you.

70. 'Listen, let's just keep this between us.'

71. I don't wanna worry anyone until we know for sure

72. what's really going on.

73. Yeah, I agree.

74. I'm sorry for the seven-hour-long story.

75. Are you kidding?

76. Serena took her best friend's boyfriend's virginity

77. ran away to boarding school, bounced from guy to guy

78. until dating your married congressman cousin

79. fell in love with you, and then cheated on you

80. with your friend who's also her ex?

81. Yep.

82. The only thing that would make it better

83. is if one of those boyfriends turned out to be her brother.

84. Well, does stepbrother count?

85. The life of Serena van der Woodsen

86. is like the most complicated Jane Austen novel ever.

87. Aren't you glad you finally reached the last chapter?

88. I haven't even responded yet.

89. 'You know, things between us, they never really ended.'

90. They just... stopped and..

91. instead of dealing with them, I-I just—

92. You little-black-booked the pain away?

93. Exactly.

94. Well, do you wanna get back together with her?

95. 'I don't know, you know, it would be nice'

96. if I were the one deciding, not her.

97. 'In that case, the first thing you need to do'

98. is eliminate the competition. What was his name again?

99. Dan's not the competition, alright? He's my friend.

100. Besides for all I know, he's not even interested in her anymore.

101. And what happens if it's too late by the time you find out?

102. Look, I can help.

103. Let me... be your life coach..

104. for the next 24 hours

105. and I promise you you will be in a place

106. where you're the one making the choice.

107. Brooklyn, you say?

108. Why don't we just both go home, shower, get dressed

109. and I'll meet you there?

110. - Sounds good. - Good.

111. The body was in no condition for fingerprints

112. but... we found this.

113. That's his.

114. We're testing the blood on the wallet.

115. Do you need a moment to gather yourself?

116. No amount of time will ever make this okay.

117. Five more minutes.

118. As pleasurable as those 300 seconds sound

119. your uncle was already generous enough

120. to help the strange American you brought home from Prague.

121. I don't wanna be late for my first day on the job.

122. One thing I'll miss about taking care of you after the shooting

123. will be spending all day in bed together.

124. I couldn't have enjoyed being saved more.

125. I'm just happy to be taking care of you now.

126. I know a way you could take care of me right now.

127. I wouldn't be able to tear myself away.

128. Then what would your uncle think?

129. You're a good man, Henry Prince.

130. Too good.

131. Wow.

132. I did not need to see or hear that.

133. No. Well, I'm-I'm doing the best I can.

134. - Who's this? - This is Juliet Sharp.

135. She's a new friend.

136. - Pleasure to meet you, Dan. - Hi.

137. I hope you don't mind me tagging along.

138. No, no, Vanessa's supposed to be here already

139. and Georgina's at the spa

140. and Milo has not been takin' his bottle all morning.

141. Oh, buddy. I think he's kind of mad at me.

142. You alright? Yeah, you wanna hold him, Nate?

143. You don't expect me to sing, do you?

144. No. Just make sure you prop his neck up.

145. Oh, he smells funny.

146. Oh, maybe he just needs a woman's voice.

147. Okay.

148. Whatever you were singing

149. was definitely not that. Hmm?

150. Ask him like we agreed.

151. Come here. Yeah. You're so cute.

152. She's definitely not out of Chuck's little black book.

153. No. No, she, uh, sure isn't.

154. So you heard from Serena lately?

155. Uh, no, no, I haven't, I would assume

156. she's still in Paris or at Brown already.

157. Actually, Gossip Girl said she's going to Columbia.

158. She's-she's coming back to the city for school now?

159. That's what the blast said. You not okay with that?

160. No, no, I'm fine with it, I guess.

161. I'm-I'm just surprised she didn't say

162. anything to me about it.

163. But if she didn't say anything to you..

164. 'Hey, Dan, can you grab a diaper?'

165. Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.

166. What is it?

167. Well, he said he hadn't heard from her.

168. Looks like Dan's playing a game with you.

169. Now do you wanna win or do you wanna lose?

170. I suppose it's worth missing you if it means staying in a place

171. where you don't have nightmares.

172. And you look very handsome in your work clothes.

173. Well, I look forward to you removing them

174. after an honest day's work.

175. - Bye. - Bye.

176. They say it's easy to forget your troubles

177. when the weather's warm..

178. but all it takes is one fall breeze

179. to blow reality right back in your face.

180. What are you doing, suddenly we're stopping

181. for pedestrians? Vite!

182. Watch out, Blair.

183. He who sows the wind reaps the storm.

184. Next time I promise we'll do shoes and vintage

185. and not just health food stores.

186. Aww! Let me see that beautiful boy.

187. Well, you girls seem to have bonded.

188. - We had a nice talk. - Hey.

189. Aww, Vanessa, you're amazing with him.

190. Yeah, she's a serious baby whisperer.

191. Livin' on a commune, you clock a lot of babysitting hours, right?

192. Okay, I get what you're doing and it's not exactly subtle.

193. The goal is to take him out of the equation.

194. Not by using Vanessa.

195. She's still totally in love with him.

196. She's just hurt by what happened last spring and she's looking

197. for a sign to see how he really feels about her.

198. - She told you that? - She didn't have to.

199. I'm not trying to ruin people's lives.

200. Vanessa and Dan are great people.

201. And from what I hear, they made a great couple too.

202. Yeah. Okay, I will.

203. I love you too. Bye.

204. I love you, Nate, or I love you, Dan?

205. - I love you, mom. - Well, that's alright.

206. Now that I'm an egalitarian

207. I'll accept it even if you choose Dan

208. and not just because he's ahead in the Gossip Girl poll.

209. Gossip Girl has a poll?

210. Honestly, I haven't even thought about it.

211. - B, I went to the morgue today. - What is that? A sex club?

212. A place where they keep dead bodies.

213. I had to identify one because he had Chuck's ID.

214. - Don't worry, it wasn't him. - I'm not worried.

215. But, Blair, I just hung up with my mom and Chuck is missing.

216. Well, consider him found.

217. He was on the Rue de Charenton an hour ago.

218. What, you saw him? Here?

219. Gossip Girl said I was in Paris. Where else would he be?

220. My mom and the police are looking everywhere.

221. He hasn't paid an Empire bill all summer.

222. His assets are about to be frozen.

223. I could care less about his Bassets.

224. And besides, he's probably filtering his finances

225. through some foreign government

226. so that I won't know he's stalking me.

227. Well, what did he say when you saw him?

228. Nothing. He limped away and I kept driving.

229. That doesn't sound very stalker-ish.

230. It's Chuck. It's probably part of some elaborate scheme.

231. 'Well, he did have blood on his wallet'

232. and you said you saw him limping.

233. Don't you think we should at least

234. make sure he's okay?

235. I'm sorry, he pissed off the wrong pickpocket

236. but I've been waiting for this date all summer.

237. I'm not gonna let him ruin it.

238. Come on, I'm sure Louis would understand

239. if you're a little late.

240. Look.

241. I can't talk to him, S.

242. You don't know what it was like.

243. Seeing him, even through the car window.

244. Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck

245. is that I'm gonna be happy without him.

246. Your oysters, Henry. Here.

247. - Hey. - Hey.

248. I thought you might be ready for a break.

249. I have to ask.

250. Hmm.

251. Your first day made me believe not all American are lazy.

252. I see you tomorrow. Enjoy Paris.

253. Merci.

254. 'Merci. Voila, monsieur.'

255. What is wrong? Are you mad at me?

256. No, you're perfect.

257. I was just thinking maybe this isn't the right place

258. for us after all.

259. Why? Was working with Oncle Alphonse so horrible?

260. It's not the job. It's Paris.

261. But you loved it this morning.

262. And you slept through the night for the first time in weeks.

263. That's true, but I credit you with all of that.

264. I think we could live anywhere and be happy.

265. I hear India is amazing.

266. Oh, and Selma, maybe, but..

267. we can barely afford the bus to Lorraine.

268. I may have a way to figure out the finances.

269. Well, that was an interesting call.

270. Was that Paris? News about Chuck?

271. No, it was Dr. Feiner from Lenox Hill.

272. Unfortunately, he cannot discuss Milo's medical records

273. with anyone other than his parents.

274. I was just hoping to get some more information.

275. Make sure this guy's even a real doctor.

276. Not some sex phone operator

277. that crazy girl paid off to lie to us.

278. Oh, now who's crazy?

279. Georgina went for a spa weekend

280. right after Dan signed the birth certificate.

281. We need to get our own paternity test done while she's gone.

282. Well, she said we could.

283. It's not like we have to sneak around

284. behind her back.

285. Now whatever you might believe

286. your son is in Brooklyn

287. struggling to take care of a baby.

288. So you can sit here and brood all by yourself

289. or you can come with me and help me turn Jenny's room

290. into a nursery, so that child has a proper place to sleep.

291. Hmm?

292. Well, you know where I'll be if you change your mind.

293. Have you ever seen anyone sleep so deeply?

294. I know you said things were complicated

295. but you and Dan really seem to click.

296. We do..

297. or did before the thing with Serena.

298. You have to tell her.

299. Dan made Nate promise not to tell you, so..

300. you can't say anything, but he does have feelings for you.

301. - He told us himself. - Really?

302. You should go for it, yeah.

303. Mm-hmm.

304. My friend saw him around here this morning.

305. He has an intimate relationship with alcohol

306. so I figured I'd check all the bars first.

307. He doesn't drink here, but he looks very much

308. like my new waiter.

309. Is he American from New York?

310. All I know is he come to Paris from, uh

311. Prague with my niece.

312. Well, if he's who I think he is

313. he could be in a lot of trouble. I-I need to talk to him.

314. He doesn't do much talking, especially about himself.

315. Please, sir, I've been to every bar in the neighborhood

316. and he's my stepbrother and I'm very worried about him.

317. If you have any idea where he is, please..

318. Tell me you didn't rob a bank.

319. My grandfather left me a small inheritance.

320. I've just been waiting for the right thing to spend it on.

321. But it doesn't look small to me.

322. It's enough to get us to London, then Kerala.

323. Are you sure you wanna do this?

324. I've never been more sure of anything.

325. Is it hot or cold in Kerala?

326. Do we need shots?

327. And what do I pack?

328. - Chuck, it's you. - Who's here?

329. Oh, hi. I'm Serena van der Woodsen.

330. I'm-I'm really sorry to show up like this.

331. I've just been looking for Chuck everywhere.

332. Henry, what is she talking about?

333. I don't know. The man you're looking for is not here.

334. Holy Bruce Wayne, Batman.

335. It's one thing to hide who you really are.

336. It's another to pretend you don't exist.

337. I had no idea you had such deep appreciation

338. for street food.

339. I'm quite surprised that your-your favorite restaurant

340. is on Rue de la Huchette.

341. Yes, well, the masterpieces of the Louvre

342. don't compare to the simple pleasures of the kebab.

343. Paris is complicated..

344. and beautiful.

345. Much like you.

346. But you know what's even better than street food?

347. Street artists.

348. I heard there's an amazing bucket drummer

349. at the Pont Neuf Metro Station. Should we investigate?

350. Well, I was thinking

351. more of a chauffeured drive in the country

352. to the ball my parents are throwing

353. for the Givenchy exposition.

354. Oh!

355. Givenchy was Audrey's favorite.

356. Does that mean you, you'll allow me to

357. to escort you to Chateau d'Eau?

358. Nothing would make me happier

359. except maybe saving this for later.

360. Hey, where's Milo?

361. I gave him a bottle and put him down in your bedroom.

362. You know, he should really have a nursery.

363. Yeah, I know. I've been meaning to get to that.

364. - You hungry? - Always.

365. I can't remember the last time that I ate something

366. that didn't come out of a, a box. Did you do all this?

367. I thought you deserved a bottle too.

368. You've been under so much pressure. I can't even imagine.

369. I really missed you.

370. I missed you too.

371. I know that I-I-I haven't

372. gotten a full night's sleep in a while.

373. I don't really know what I'm saying half the time

374. but I'm so grateful that you've been here helping me.

375. And after everything that-that, you know, I put you through

376. which I haven't even apologized for

377. and I haven't explained it—

378. Stop talking.

379. You know I'm not good at that.

380. I think I can help.

381. - I had a feeling you'd linger. - I'm not gonna leave.

382. Chuck, today I had to identify a body

383. that the police thought was you.

384. Did you do something to that man?

385. If-if it was self-defense

386. I'm sure that they would understand.

387. I never touched that thief.

388. So is Blair right? Is this another one of your games?

389. Do I look like I'm playing?

390. I know more than anyone what

391. it's like to want to reinvent yourself.

392. But just because people are mad at you

393. doesn't mean you should disappear.

394. My mom is really worried about you.

395. I'm sure she'll come to celebrate my absence

396. as will all the people who've wished me dead

397. since the day I was born.

398. I know things were bad in New York

399. but if you don't come home, you'll lose the Empire.

400. You'll lose everything you ever cared about.

401. I already lost the only thing I cared about.

402. They can have everything else.

403. I don't know what you told that girl

404. but you can't turn your back on who you really are.

405. I'm going to see an old associate.

406. Picking up a passport with my new name on it.

407. After today, there is no Chuck Bass.

408. I'm staying at Eleanor and Cyrus'

409. when you realize that's not true.

410. - Wow, that was, uh.. - Yeah.

411. I have to thank Nate the next time I see him.

412. Nate? I'm sorry, but..

413. I mean, I don't mean to be a credit hog, but that was all me.

414. No, I mean, I'm just, I'm glad that he told me.

415. - Told you what? - The truth.

416. What? About what?

417. Okay, after I told Nate that I was nervous

418. about you still being in love with Serena

419. he said that it wasn't true

420. and that you told him you still had feelings for me.

421. And there it is.

422. - I-I'll go. - Okay.

423. Perhaps it should be tilted more comme ca.

424. Oh, wow. A coronation already? The date must've gone well.

425. Oh, S, we walked, we talked, we laughed.

426. I'd forgotten what it was like to just have fun with a guy.

427. And now I'm off to meet his parents at a ball.

428. Uh, just look at all the gowns he sent.

429. The fairy tale is back on

430. as long as the evil queen doesn't ruin it.

431. Well, if you're talking about Chuck, don't worry.

432. The only person he wants to poison ishimself.

433. You talked to Chuck? No. I don't care.

434. I don't even wanna know what he said.

435. I've been waiting all summer to feel sparkly again

436. and I won't be pulled back into the darkness.

437. You're right. Go live your fairy tale.

438. Don't worry about Chuck.

439. If that is Didier Ludot

440. tell them they should have been more prompt.

441. - Now, you. This is all wrong. - Mademoiselle Serena.

442. I can't believe your people invented the coiffure.

443. 'Yes. That's more like it.'

444. I can't even see myself!

445. "Claire von Rohr."

446. Gorgeous blond. Princeton.

447. Oh, and look. Her family has a house by ours in Trancoso.

448. Okay, yeah, she sounds great

449. but I, I don't get it. What are you saying?

450. You're gonna go on a date with her.

451. Well, I thought the whole point was to be available.

452. The-the point was for Dan not to be.

453. You have to have somebody fabulous on your arm

454. so Serena doesn't think that you spent the whole summer

455. pining for her. Here, let me call—

456. Okay, listen, I appreciate the gesture

457. but you don't know Serena van der Woodsen.

458. Not just any hot girl is gonna spark her jealousy.

459. So what are you saying? You have a better option?

460. Louis, merci pour tout..

461. No, I can't do any more of these prince and pauper games.

462. I'm sorry, madame, monsieur simply asked me to escort you

463. for one final touch before the gala.

464. Would you like to come with me to Harry Winston?

465. Would I?

466. Is there some business you need to attend to before we go?

467. Um, nothing I have any interest in.

468. Escort away.

469. Blair, call me back.

470. Remember when I told you not to worry about Chuck.

471. Well, I was wrong.

472. Spotted

473. one American leaving Paris.

474. Au revoir, l'enfant terrible.

475. B, you know, I wouldn't bother you if it wasn't serious.

476. I need your help.

477. Finally.

478. Inspector Chevalier, of course.

479. Okay, I'll be right there.

480. It's beautiful.

481. I mean, of course, they all are.

482. Monsieur Grimaldi would want me to be sure it was perfect.

483. Like that.

484. Carats, clarity, charisma.

485. Not that I expect Louis to get me a ring so soon, but..

486. this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

487. I am sorry. This ring has already been sold.

488. 'Shouldn't you be out dealing with your own issues'

489. instead of hunting me down?

490. I didn't even know you were here.

491. - Why are you here? - Why are you?

492. I see that you have found, uh, Monsieur Bass' stolen property.

493. Mr. Bass' property?

494. - The ring is his? - That's why I'm here.

495. Inspector Chevalier asked me to claim it.

496. The thieves couldn't pawn such a valuable piece

497. at their usual haunts in Prague, so they came to Paris

498. to try to return it for the cash.

499. Harry Winston knew Monsieur Bass was the original purchaser.

500. That's when they called us.

501. And the body you saw was one of the thieves and—

502. So why was Chuck's blood on the wallet?

503. Monsieur Bass would not let go of the ring.

504. He fought them hard, so they shot him.

505. Chuck was shot?

506. - Let me explain. - What the hell, man?

507. You told Vanessa I had feelings for her?

508. I just thought you two were connecting.

509. Why are we whispering? Is she still here?

510. Yeah, she's, yeah, just-just keep whispering.

511. Okay, look

512. you guys spent all day together, just the two of you.

513. So? Just because things were great

514. doesn't give you the right to lie to her about me.

515. - Was it a lie? - This is about Serena.

516. It is, isn't it?

517. Okay, I wouldn't have said anything to Vanessa

518. if you hadn't lied about getting that text.

519. What text?

520. When's the last time you checked your phone?

521. Obviously not as recently as you did.

522. Oh, man.

523. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's from Serena.

524. I thought you saw it. I got the same one.

525. Same one what?

526. Um..

527. Uh, it-it-it's a text from Serena.

528. Yeah.

529. So she's interested in both of you?

530. Yeah, that's kind of what it seems like.

531. Yeah, or she's interested in one of us and just wants to

532. like, let the other one down easy maybe.

533. Oh. Is that why you told me Dan had feelings?

534. Yeah. I'm-I'm sorry, Vanessa.

535. Oh, my God, how stupid can I be

536. to think you'd actually put Serena behind you?

537. Vanessa, I'm..

538. Surprise! It's time for an extreme nursery makeover.

539. You know that ring was meant for you.

540. He was gonna propose to you

541. on top of the Empire State Building.

542. I can't care about that.

543. It doesn't change what he did instead. Jenny Humphrey.

544. B, I know how much he hurt you. He knows how much he hurt you.

545. That's why he signed over the Empire

546. and everything he owns to my mom.

547. Well, hopefully she can run it

548. without entering the human flesh trade.

549. Blair, he's changing his name.

550. His landlady said he's on his way to the train station.

551. This is Chuck we're talking about.

552. He really could just disappear.

553. If you're so torn up about it, stop him.

554. You and I both know you're the only one that can do that.

555. If you'll excuse me, I have a ball to attend.

556. Blair.

557. Blair, he almost died holding onto that ring

558. and to the hope of you.

559. I forgave him... for something that no one else in the world

560. would ever get over.

561. Then he turned around and did the one thing

562. he knew I could never let go.

563. But you don't need to forgive him.

564. You don't even need to talk to him again after today.

565. But I know you and you'll always regret it

566. if you do nothing and just let him disappear.

567. Oh, yes.

568. I'm sorry.

569. I know.

570. Truth is I don't even know how I feel about Serena.

571. I just, you know, I wanted a clear shot at finding out—

572. I.. You don't have to say it.

573. Yeah.

574. How do you feel about her?

575. I was in the middle of trying to figure that out

576. when I was interrupted by the arrival

577. of Georgina's swollen belly.

578. It was kinda-kinda hard to focus after that.

579. I'll take your word for it.

580. You know, and being with Vanessa

581. even if it is thanks to your meddling

582. it felt good.

583. And all of our problems from last year

584. Tisch, whatever..

585. they just feel really, really small now.

586. Too bad she hates you.

587. Yeah, maybe. Or maybe it's for the best.

588. I don't know.

589. Anyway, Serena gets back tomorrow.

590. What are we gonna do?

591. I knew it was too good to be true.

592. Who is she?

593. Just because you're dressed poorly doesn't mean

594. you're not Chuck Bass.

595. Why would I wanna be him?

596. You should've told me you got shot.

597. I'm surprised you didn't shoot me yourself.

598. I have... many times in my dreams.

599. The good ones.

600. But if you were really hurt, I would wanna know.

601. When I woke up, my ID was gone.

602. Nobody knew who I was.

603. Nobody was coming to look for me.

604. I realized I might be alive

605. but Chuck Bass doesn't have to be.

606. Changing your name doesn't change who you are.

607. It's a good start.

608. A chance to live simply, earn people's respect.

609. Maybe become a person someone could love.

610. Someone did love you..

611. and... you owe it to her..

612. and everyone else you're leaving behind not to run away

613. which is what you're doing.

614. And I don't think that great man you're talking about

615. wanting to be... is a coward.

616. I think he would face up to what he did.

617. I destroyed the only thing I ever loved.

618. I don't love you anymore.

619. But it takes more than even you to destroy Blair Waldorf.

620. Your world would be easier if I didn't come back.

621. That's true..

622. but it wouldn't be my world without you in it.

623. 'It doesn't feel right to be in New York without you.'

624. Did the plane ride back to reality

625. land you on either Nate or Dan?

626. Not exactly.

627. Oh, how could you spend seven hours on a plane

628. with a library of romantic comedies and not find clarity?

629. Trust me, I tried. I even made a list of pros and cons.

630. Dan, good shoulder to cry on. Nate, good shoulders.

631. Well, as long as you promise that Gossip Girl won't find out

632. before I do, I have a poll to win.

633. I promise. How are you?

634. Well, I ate too many meringues at lunch

635. but talking to Chuck made me realize what I want too.

636. Good. Well, I hope you get it then.

637. Merci, mon amie.

638. Thank you for calling me. And you're right, I'm sorry.

639. It was wrong for me to interfere.

640. Well, what was wrong was for me to hand over control of my life

641. to a beautiful girl I just met in a restaurant.

642. Seriously... what was up with that?

643. I'm kidding.

644. Blame all here. No more life coach.

645. Friends?

646. Friends.

647. I'd like to apologize to Dan as well.

648. I know this might actually sound weird

649. but I'm-I'm glad that yesterday happened.

650. Why, because after your publicly broadcast pajama party

651. with Serena, you thought I needed more humiliation?

652. No, no, because last night when I read on Gossip Girl

653. that Serena had boarded a plane home..

654. I didn't care.

655. All I could think about was making things right with you.

656. Now whatever's happened in the past

657. right here, right now, I wanna be with you.

658. I hope your calling me means your business is complete.

659. It is. I'm sorry, I distracted you from your parents' ball.

660. In Paris, there's always another ball.

661. The Sarkozys are saluting Jerry Lewis tomorrow night.

662. If you're not otherwise engaged..

663. There's nothing I'd rather do than salute Jerry Lewis.

664. But... I can't live in this fairy tale.

665. I promise this is not a story for little girls.

666. But... I've been using it to run away from my real life

667. on the Upper East Side.

668. Someone there did something for me that I have to honor.

669. Will I ever see you again?

670. You can always come find me.

671. It's Vivier.

672. It's worth a hell of a lot more

673. than a glass slipper.

674. Look, Milo, you have a nursery. Isn't it beautiful?

675. It is. He's a lucky boy.

676. Rufus!

677. Is this the David Netto crib that I ordered?

678. Oh, it's Dan and Jenny's. I got it out of storage.

679. I wouldn't want my grandson sleeping in anything else.

680. Well, I couldn't agree with you more. What changed your mind?

681. You.

682. I'll never be sure if Georgina's telling me the whole truth

683. but Dan is my son and I'm not gonna bail on him.

684. And if I'm wrong, how much time have I lost with this little guy

685. 'cause I let my suspicions get the better of me?

686. Aww. Here. I'm gonna go cancel the other crib.

687. - Would you take him? - Sure.

688. - Hello, buddy. - Thank you.

689. Milo, I think you have the Humphrey jaw.

690. - Mom, hey! - Serena. Hi!

691. Oh! Darling, what are you doing here?

692. Laryssa told me where you were.

693. I came straight from the airport.

694. Well, we have a surprise for you.

695. Great, but first, I wanna find Dan and Nate.

696. Find me? I'm right here.

697. Dan! And Vanessa.

698. Hey!

699. - Hey, Serena. - Nate.

700. - Juliet. - Hi.

701. Hi. Nice to meet you.

702. Hey, Serena.

703. Rufus and baby?

704. This is Milo. He's my son.

705. Son?

706. You saw me four months ago.

707. If you thought I was pregnant, then I'm offended.

708. Okay, is someone gonna help fill me in?

709. - Not it. - 'Yeah.'

710. 'I-I-I will explain everything.'

711. Just, uh, just sit down.

712. I gotta get him a bottle.

713. I-I'll get it.

714. With Dan spotted kissing Vanessa

715. and Nate's early morning coffees with a new blond

716. it looks like the oddsmakers have taken a beating.

717. Serena van der Woodsen will be walking

718. onto Columbia's campus single.

719. This poll is now closed and nobody won.

720. So when I grabbed your hand back there, you seemed to like it.

721. Was that just a part of the act or..

722. do I actually have a shot at a date?

723. You've been over Serena for, like, seven minutes.

724. You're not ready for me yet.

725. And when I am?

726. You know how to find me.

727. Just as every summer ends

728. all tourists come home, all dreamers wake up

729. and new problems are born.

730. What's all this?

731. Oh, it was laying around the nursery.

732. I thought I'd put it into a baby book for Dan.

733. That's a good idea. Oh, is this Milo's hospital bracelet?

734. Yeah. Look how tiny his wrist was.

735. Huh! Either this is a mistake or..

736. Or what?

737. Milo's bracelet says

738. his blood type is O-negative.

739. That's a universal donor. That's not common.

740. Rufus, enough conspiracy theories.

741. Look, the closest you've been to medical school

742. is having a Lincoln Hawk song licensed for "Chicago Hope."

743. When Dan got his appendix out as a kid

744. I banked some blood just in case something went wrong.

745. He's AB-positive, same as me.

746. Okay, so Georgina is type O.

747. I'm sure she is. Likely, so is Milo's real father.

748. And just like that, a pretty girl's

749. ugly secret is revealed.

750. I had to improvise, but it's done.

751. I'll see you soon and we'll talk about what's next.

752. Take care. Hang in there.

753. I miss you.

754. When you didn't come home last night, I assumed

755. you'd left with that girl.

756. I owe you an apology.

757. I don't expect you to understand

758. but where I'm from

759. people lie and cheat

760. and destroy whoever gets in their way.

761. I did it better than any of them.

762. When you dragged me in from the alley

763. you didn't just save my life.

764. You gave me the hope of a new one.

765. Well, the you I've been living with

766. never did anything to be ashamed of.

767. I hope, I hope you'll bring some of him

768. with you back to your world.

769. I fully intend to..

770. if you'll come with me.

771. To New York?

772. You got me a ticket?

773. We don't need tickets.

774. I'm Chuck Bass.

775. But no matter what the new season brings

776. we'll always have Paris.

777. Bisou bisou, Gossip Girl.