Gossip Girl 4x19

1. GOSSIP GIRL HERE—

2. YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOURCE

3. INTO THE SCANDALOUS LIVES

4. OF MANHATTAN'S ELITE.

5. I'M ASSUMING

6. YOU ARE COUSIN CHARLIE.

7. I'D LIKE TO STAY.

8. WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU

9. YOUR NEW ROOM?

10. I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA

11. HEAR FROM ME, BUT DAN HUMPHREY

12. KISSED BLAIR WALDORF.

13. YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE

14. RESPONSIBLE FOR A FIRE

15. IN ONE OF YOUR OWN BUILDINGS.

16. I'VE HAD THAT MAN'S DEATH

17. ON MY CONSCIENCE FOR 20 YEARS.

18. SOMEONE DIED?

19. WHY DO YOU THINK

20. THE SECURITY GUARD

21. WAS IN THE BUILDING?

22. HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE MY WIFE.

23. MY DAD ALWAYS SAID SHE NEVER

24. TRIED TO CONTACT US,

25. BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER,

26. SINCE HE LIED ABOUT

27. SO MUCH OTHER STUFF...

28. I CALLED THE D.A.

29. TEN MINUTES AGO.

30. ONCE I GO ON RECORD

31. WITH THE TRUTH,

32. NO ONE CAN HOLD THIS

33. AGAINST US ANYMORE.

34. WE CAN BUILD OUR FUTURES

35. TOGETHER.

36. NOW THAT I KNOW I'M READY,

37. I REALIZE YOU'RE NOT.

38. I THINK I JUST MET

39. A REAL-LIFE PRINCE.

40. WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?

41. YOU CAN ALWAYS COME FIND ME.

42. AND WHO AM I?

43. THAT'S A SECRET

44. I'LL NEVER TELL.

45. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.

46. X.O.X.O., GOSSIP GIRL.

47. (White Nights' "Oh Land"

48. playing)

49. DIAMONDS ARE

50. A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND,

51. BUT ASK

52. ANY UPPER EAST SIDE GIRL

53. TO SHOW YOU

54. HER MOST PRIZED POSSESSION...

55. AND WE BET THE BOX IS VIVIER,

56. NOT CARTIER.

57. MISS BLAIR, YOU HAVE NOT TAKEN

58. OFF THE SHOES SINCE IT ARRIVED.

59. YOU MUST REST YOUR FEET.

60. THERE'S NO TIME FOR REST.

61. DIDN'T YOU READ LOUIS' NOTE?

62. HE WANTS TO SPEND THE DAY

63. WITH ME, AND WE STILL HAVEN'T

64. PICKED OUT THE PERFECT DRESS.

65. WHERE'S SERENA?

66. AT VAN DER WOODSENS'.

67. MISS SERENA BEEN

68. VERY GOOD DAUGHTER

69. SINCE MISS LILY GET SENTENCED

70. TO HOUSE ARREST.

71. WELL, NOW SHE'S GONNA BE

72. A VERY GOOD FRIEND

73. BECAUSE I'M GOING TO

74. RAID HER CLOSET.

75. BUT THE TRUTH IS

76. JUST BECAUSE THE SHOE FITS,

77. DOESN'T MEAN YOU WANT TO

78. WEAR IT.

79. HEY, MOM.

80. WE'RE BACK FROM OUR TOUR

81. OF THE BEST PASTRY SHOPS

82. IN MANHATTAN.

83. I DID A LINZER TART TASTE TEST.

84. I HAD THREE ESPRESSOS AND THEN I

85. PICKED A FIGHT WITH A BARISTA.

86. THEN I HAVE THE PERFECT PLACE

87. FOR YOU TO CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY.

88. LARYSSA IS OUT RUNNING ERRANDS,

89. AND I NEED SOMEONE

90. TO HELP ME CLEAR THIS OUT

91. BEFORE EVERYONE GETS HERE.

92. BY "THIS,"

93. DO YOU MEAN THE SPOILS

94. OF YOUR ONLINE SHOPPING SAFARI?

95. AND BY "EVERYONE,

96. YOU MEAN, UH—

97. I INVITED THE PLANNING COMMITTEE

98. TO HELP PUT TOGETHER

99. THE GIFT BAGS

100. FOR THE PINK PARTY.

101. I FIGURE IT'S THE LEAST

102. I CAN DO,

103. AND IT'D BE NICE TO HANG

104. WITH THE GIRLS.

105. AND THEY'RE—THEY'RE COMING?

106. WHY WOULDN'T THEY?

107. WELL, I JUST THOUGHT THAT,

108. YOU KNOW, WITH THE—

109. NONSENSE. THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.

110. ERIC, DO YOU MIND HELPING MOM?

111. I, UH, NEED TO TALK TO CHARLIE

112. ABOUT SOMETHING PRIVATELY.

113. THANKS FOR THE MOVIES.

114. YOU WANNA COME OVER LATER

115. AND JOIN US FOR SOME SCREENINGS?

116. UM... YOU KNOW WHAT?

117. I MIGHT—I MIGHT HAVE A THING.

118. A THING?

119. THAT'S INTRIGUINGLY VAGUE.

120. ANOTHER DEVELOPMENT

121. IN THE COMPLICATED NON-FRIENDS

122. HANG-OUT SITUATION?

123. NO, THAT SITUATION

124. HAS FIGURED ITSELF OUT.

125. IT'S OFFICIAL. WE'RE, UH,

126. WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

127. UH, NO, THE THING TODAY

128. IS ACTUALLY A JOB.

129. I GOT A CALL FROM THE EDITOR

130. OF "PARIS MATCH."

131. READ MY BLOG IN "W," WANTS ME

132. TO DO SOME ADDITIONAL REPORTING

133. ON A STORY FOR THEM TODAY.

134. DAN, THAT'S...

135. THAT'S FANTASTIC.

136. I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.

137. I SHOULD BE, UH, HAPPY,

138. BUT IT—THE PIECE SEEMS

139. KINDA SLEAZY.

140. THE EDITOR GOT SOME TIP

141. THAT THIS EUROPEAN PRINCE

142. IS GONNA BE IN TOWN, WANTS TO DO

143. A DAY-IN-THE-LIFE STORY,

144. LIKE WHAT A ROYAL DOES

145. IN NEW YORK,

146. AND THE GUY DOESN'T LIKE

147. THE MEDIA, APPARENTLY,

148. WHICH IN THIS CASE IS ME, SO

149. THAT MEANS I GOTTA FOLLOW HIM.

150. HMM.

151. AND WE'RE TALKING

152. STAKING OUT HIS HOTEL.

153. PROVIDED THIS PRINCE

154. ISN'T ROLLING

155. WITH LINDSAY LOHAN, I DON'T KNOW

156. WHAT HE HAS TO HIDE.

157. I THINK

158. IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

159. WELL, UH, LET THE RECORD SHOW

160. I PUT UP A VALIANT FIGHT.

161. UH, SPEAKING OF FIGHTS,

162. WHERE DO THINGS STAND

163. WITH YOU AND VANESSA?

164. HAVE YOU GUYS TALKED?

165. UH, YES, ONLY TO REITERATE

166. THE FACT

167. THAT WE HAVE NOTHING

168. TO TALK ABOUT.

169. YOU KNOW, I WAS ANGRY

170. WITH VANESSA, TOO,

171. BUT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN

172. FRIENDS YOUR WHOLE LIVES.

173. THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU GIVE UP

174. WITHOUT SOME THOUGHT.

175. THIS SAY "SEXY AND SMART."

176. NO, IT SAYS "LET'S GET DINNER

177. AND MAKE A SEX TAPE."

178. KEEP LOOKING.

179. HELLO?

180. BONJOUR, BLAIR. C'EST LOUIS.

181. DID YOU GET THE PACKAGE

182. I SENT YOU?

183. OF COURSE I DID.

184. ALTHOUGH I-I MUST SAY

185. I WAS A BIT SURPRISED.

186. I-I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER

187. WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN

188. AFTER THE WAY I LEFT YOU

189. IN PARIS.

190. NO, NOT AT ALL,

191. UNLESS THE REASON

192. YOU LEFT PARIS

193. IS STILL IN YOUR LIFE.

194. UH... NO, NO. HE ISN'T.

195. UM, THAT'S OVER.

196. THEN WE ARE BOTH FREE WITH,

197. I HOPE,

198. A PERFECT DAY AHEAD OF US.

199. EXACTLY, AND YOU ARE

200. IN MY COUNTRY NOW.

201. I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU

202. TO ALL THE BEST NEW YORK

203. HAS TO OFFER. TELL YOUR VALET

204. to press your suit,

205. because following an afternoon

206. OF MUSEUMS AND CAFES,

207. WE'RE GOING TO THE PINK PARTY,

208. AN EXCLUSIVE GATHERING

209. OF NEW YORK'S ELITE SOCIETY.

210. I'm afraid...

211. NO ONE BUT YOU CAN KNOW

212. I'M HERE, BLAIR.

213. Is that okay?

214. OF COURSE.

215. I'VE RECENTLY LEARNED

216. OF A FEW PLACES

217. THAT NOBODY LIKE US

218. WOULD EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD IN,

219. so I'm going to create you

220. a new itinerary and text you

221. where we should meet.

222. à très bientôt.

223. Impatiente de te voir.

224. MOI AUSSI.

225. WHAT'S WITH THE EMERGENCY TEXT?

226. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR CLASS.

227. OH, I'M NOT MAKING IT

228. TO CLASS TODAY,

229. WHICH IS WHY YOU'LL BE

230. TAKING NOTES FOR ME.

231. BUT IT'S NEARLY FINALS. WHAT'S

232. MORE IMPORTANT THAN SCHOOL?

233. MISS BLAIR HAS A DATE WITH—

234. ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER

235. NOT SAY WHO JUST YET.

236. I'M TAKING A PAGE

237. FROM GWYNETH AND CHRIS.

238. THE RELATIONSHIP

239. MEANS TOO MUCH TO ME

240. TO BE DISSECTED

241. BY THE MASSES.

242. HAND ME THAT M.C.L. CUFF

243. I GAVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.

244. AHEM.

245. OH, PERFECT.

246. IF SHE WON'T SAY WHO IT IS,

247. I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN

248. FIND OUT FOR US.

249. OKAY, SO THE IDEA IS THAT

250. WE SEARCH

251. THE "GOSSIP GIRL" ARCHIVES

252. FOR EVIDENCE OF

253. DAN AND BLAIR SNEAKING AROUND

254. SO YOU KNOW FOR SURE

255. IF VANESSA'S TELLING THE TRUTH?

256. THAT'S THE BASIC IDEA.

257. AND... I'M SORRY.

258. I'M STILL NEW AT THIS.

259. HOW IS THAT BETTER

260. THAN JUST ASKING THEM?

261. WELL, BECAUSE IF VANESSA

262. IS LYING AND IT ISN'T TRUE,

263. THEN I'M A HORRIBLE FRIEND

264. FOR BELIEVING HER,

265. BUT IF IT IS TRUE,

266. THEN THEY'RE HORRIBLE FRIENDS

267. FOR NOT TELLING ME.

268. RIGHT THERE.

269. THEY WENT OUT OF TOWN

270. TOGETHER.

271. OH, THAT DOESN'T MEAN

272. ANYTHING.

273. THEY WENT TO CORNWALL

274. TO FIND JULIET BECAUSE

275. SHE DRUGGED ME AND TRIED TO

276. CONVINCE EVERYONE I WAS CRAZY.

277. SURE... 'CAUSE THAT HAPPENS.

278. THEY WERE SPOTTED SEEING A FILM

279. CALLED "NéNETTE"

280. AT THE FILM FORUM.

281. DAN LIVES AT THE FILM FORUM,

282. AND BLAIR WAS OBSESSED

283. WITH THAT ORANGUTAN.

284. IT COULD BE A COINCIDENCE.

285. HEY, UPPER EAST SIDERS,

286. WORD IS THAT B. IS HEADED

287. FOR A SECRET RENDEZVOUS.

288. QUESTION IS, WITH WHO?

289. OKAY, ARE YOU READY

290. TO HELP ME OUT,

291. UPPER EAST SIDE STYLE?

292. FIRST, I NEED TO TEACH YOU

293. HOW TO USE THE "GOSSIP GIRL"

294. SPOTTED" MAP.

295. HEY.

296. DAN'S STANDING OUTSIDE

297. OF SOME RESTAURANT

298. CALLED VESSEL-KA, BUT HE'S

299. DEFINITELY ACTING WEIRD.

300. VESELKA, AND GUILTY-WEIRD

301. OR HUNGRY-WEIRD?

302. THE MAN LOVES HIS PIEROGIES.

303. YOU KNOW,

304. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS.

305. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COME DOWN

306. HERE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.

307. SEE, I CAN'T.

308. THAT'S THE DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD OF

309. "GOSSIP GIRL." I'D BE SPOTTED.

310. OKAY. HE'S GOING INSIDE.

311. STAND BY.

312. SOMEONE ELSE JUST ARRIVED

313. IN A TOWN CAR.

314. HUMPHREY!

315. YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.

316. NO ONE CAN SEE ME HERE,

317. AND ALTHOUGH YOU FALL

318. UNDER THAT MONIKER,

319. I STILL NEED YOU TO GO.

320. ME? WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

321. DEEP IN N.Y.U. TERRITORY?

322. IV YOU'VE DEVELOPED A PASSION

323. FOR UKRAINIAN FOOD,

324. THEN I THINK WE DID

325. SPEND TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

326. ACTUALLY, I'M ON A DATE.

327. YOU CAN HANDLE THAT, RIGHT?

328. WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

329. DATE AWAY.

330. OKAY.

331. YOU DIDN'T SEE ME HERE.

332. OKAY.

333. HI!

334. I'M SORRY, SERENA,

335. BUT IT'S BLAIR.

336. SHE'S INSIDE WITH DAN RIGHT NOW.

337. I THINK...

338. I THINK THEY'RE ON A DATE.

339. POOR S. APPARENTLY,

340. BLAIR AND DAN'S BOOTS

341. ARE MADE FOR WALKING...

342. RIGHT ALL OVER YOU.

343. LOOK WHO IT IS!

344. BLAIR AND—

345. SERENA!

346. LOUIS!

347. BONJOUR, SERENA.

348. NICE TO SEE YOU.

349. EXCUSE US.

350. IT WAS SO ROMANTIC.

351. MY VIVIER ARRIVED

352. WITH A NOTE FROM LOUIS.

353. USUALLY I'D MAKE HIM WAIT

354. A STANDARD 48 HOURS

355. BEFORE GOING ON A DATE, BUT I

356. MAKE EXCEPTIONS FOR ROYALTY.

357. AND YOU BRING ROYALTY

358. TO VESELKA.

359. BELIEVE ME, I'D RATHER BE

360. AT PETROSSIAN,

361. BUT HE'S HERE IN SECRET,

362. SO HE HAS TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE,

363. AND WHAT'S LOWER THAN THIS?

364. LOOK, SERENA, YOU CAN'T SAY

365. ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

366. AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO TELL

367. THE WORLD,

368. THIS MUST REMAIN A SECRET

369. FOR NOW.

370. I WON'T SAY A WORD,

371. BUT I DO EXPECT A FULL REPORT.

372. OF COURSE. IT'LL START LIKE

373. THIS. "ONCE UPON A TIME..."

374. A GIRL KEPT HER DATE

375. WAITING TOO LONG. GO, GO, GO.

376. SO WHAT HAPPENED?

377. BLAIR WASN'T WITH DAN. SHE WAS

378. WITH A GUY NAMED LOUIS GRIMALDI.

379. THEY MET IN PARIS LAST SUMMER.

380. BUT I SAW DAN GO IN.

381. YOU'VE MET SO MANY PEOPLE IN

382. SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME,

383. ANYONE WOULD GET CONFUSED.

384. I REMEMBER HIM.

385. I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS DAN.

386. LOOK, YOU DID GREAT.

387. WE HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT BLAIR

388. WASN'T WITH DAN

389. AND THAT VANESSA WAS LYING.

390. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

391. YOU READY TO GO UPTOWN?

392. UM... YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,

393. CAN I MEET YOU LATER?

394. I WAS HOPING I COULD CHECK OUT

395. N.Y.U. WHILE I WAS DOWN HERE.

396. YEAH, OF COURSE. HAVE FUN.

397. ALL I KNOW ABOUT MY MOM IS THAT

398. HER NAME IS AVERY THORPE,

399. AND SHE HAD ME

400. WHEN SHE WAS 22.

401. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK

402. TO CHUCK ABOUT THIS.

403. HE WENT THROUGH SOMETHING

404. VERY SIMILAR.

405. I'M NOT READY TO DISCUSS THIS

406. WITH ANYONE BUT YOU.

407. DO YOU THINK THIS WILL BE ENOUGH

408. FOR THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR

409. TO FIND HER?

410. YEAH, IT'S WORTH A CALL.

411. SINGLE MALT FOR BREAKFAST?

412. TAKES THE EDGE

413. OFF THE COKE.

414. I'M GONNA GO MAKE THAT CALL.

415. IS THERE A PROBLEM?

416. WITH RAINA, NO.

417. BUT WHEN YOU'RE READY TO TALK

418. ABOUT WHATEVER'S UP WITH YOU,

419. LET ME KNOW.

420. HI.

421. AH, THE WARM GREETING OF

422. A FRIENDSHIP OFF THE TRACKS.

423. Come on, Vanessa.

424. I'm—I'm making an effort here.

425. APOLOGIES FOR BEING THROWN

426. BY YOUR SUNNY ATTITUDE.

427. YOU'VE MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR

428. THAT YOU'RE DONE WITH ME.

429. I KNOW I HAVE, I KNOW I HAVE,

430. BUT I WAS WITH MY DAD TODAY,

431. AND I SWUNG BY VESELKA.

432. Listen, I'm right by campus.

433. You wanna grab some coffee?

434. SO ALL MY HEARTFELT ATTEMPTS

435. TO SAVE OUR FRIENDSHIP

436. HAD NO IMPACT, BUT THE AROMA

437. OF CHEESE AND DOUGH

438. TURNED YOU

439. INSTANTLY SENTIMENTAL?

440. THEY DO SAY SMELL IS THE SENSE

441. MOST ASSOCIATED WITH MEMORY.

442. WELL, I'M—I'M HEADING

443. TO SCHOOL NOW, BUT I HAVE CLASS.

444. I COULD DO DRINKS LATER TONIGHT.

445. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU

446. DOING BY N.Y.U.?

447. DON'T YOU HAVE OFF FRIDAYS?

448. YEAH, I DO, BUT I GOT

449. THIS WRITING JOB DOWN HERE,

450. UH, AND THEN I REALIZED

451. IT WAS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST,

452. SO I QUIT, AND, UH, NOW I—

453. WELL, WHY DON'T I EXPLAIN

454. EVERYTHING TO YOU TONIGHT?

455. OKAY. I'LL, UM,

456. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

457. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

458. OH, HELLO, DARLING.

459. HOW ARE YOU?

460. OH, I'M FINE. FINE. SO IS

461. SOMEONE ELSE BRINGING THE ITEMS

462. FOR THE GIFT BAGS?

463. I'M SO SORRY, LILY.

464. HELPING OUT

465. WAS A LOVELY THOUGHT,

466. BUT WITH THE PARTY

467. FOR THE BREAST CANCER RESEARCH

468. FOUNDATION BEING TONIGHT,

469. WE FELT

470. IT WOULD JUST BE EASIER

471. TO DO THE GIFT BAGS

472. AT BLAINE'S DURING PREP.

473. WELL, I'M DISAPPOINTED,

474. OF COURSE,

475. BUT THE SUCCESS OF THE EVENT

476. IS THE, UH, PRIORITY.

477. WOULD YOU MIND ASKING VANYA

478. TO SEND OVER THE FOOD?

479. I WOULD HATE FOR IT

480. TO GO TO WASTE.

481. YOU KNOW HOW THE TRUMPS

482. LOVE THEIR TEA SANDWICHES.

483. OF COURSE. AHEM.

484. I'M FINE, REALLY.

485. HEY! WHERE ARE THEY GOING

486. WITH THOSE SCONES?

487. UH, MY GUESS IS

488. BLAINE TRUMP'S.

489. I THINK YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE

490. UNDERESTIMATED

491. THE IMPACT OF HER SENTENCE

492. ON HER SOCIAL STANDING.

493. THE ONLY THING THICKER THAN

494. BLOOD IS THE INK ON "PAGE SIX."

495. WHERE'S RAINA?

496. SHE WENT BACK TO HER HOTEL.

497. I THINK YOUR WHOLE, UH,

498. HOWARD HUGHES ROUTINE

499. IS STARTING TO FREAK HER OUT

500. A LITTLE BIT.

501. IT'S ACTUALLY STARTING

502. TO FREAK ME OUT, TOO, MAN.

503. TALK TO ME.

504. I SAW WHAT YOU TWO WERE

505. LOOKING AT THIS MORNING—

506. THE TATTERED BOX,

507. OLD PHOTOGRAPHS.

508. IS RAINA LOOKING

509. FOR HER MOTHER?

510. IT'S A MISTAKE.

511. YOU HAVE TO STOP HER.

512. LOOK, MAN, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

513. WITH YOUR MOM WAS PAINFUL.

514. BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT

515. SOME ANSWERS.

516. RAINA DESERVES THE SAME,

517. AND SHE CAN HANDLE IT.

518. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

519. RAINA'S BEEN AWAY AT COLLEGE,

520. LIVING A HIGH-PROFILE LIFE WHICH

521. ANYONE COULD FOLLOW ONLINE.

522. IF HER MOTHER WANTED

523. TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER,

524. SHE WOULD HAVE DONE IT BY NOW.

525. RAINA JUST LOST HER FATHER.

526. DO YOU REALLY THINK

527. SHE'S READY TO BE REJECTED

528. BY HER MOTHER

529. ALL OVER AGAIN?

530. I'LL TALK TO HER.

531. ANDREW, IT'S CHUCK BASS.

532. I NEED YOU TO FIND OUT

533. EVERYTHING YOU CAN

534. ABOUT THE FIRE

535. AT THE KINBERG BUILDING.

536. I NEED TO KNOW...

537. WAS AVERY THORPE THERE

538. THAT NIGHT?

539. I WAS SO FOCUSED

540. ON GETTING THE PERFECT OUTFIT

541. THAT I DIDN'T REALIZE

542. IT WAS FREEZING OUTSIDE.

543. WILL YOU GO GET ME A CARDIGAN

544. FROM UPSTAIRS?

545. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

546. THAT WAS LUCIEN,

547. MY ROYAL ADVISOR.

548. I'M AFRAID I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT.

549. MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN INFORMED,

550. AND LUCIEN'S ON A PLANE NOW

551. TO ESCORT ME BACK TO PARIS.

552. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

553. JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED

554. A WEEKEND AWAY IN NEW YORK?

555. THE TRUTH IS,

556. I'M HERE TO SEE YOU.

557. I'VE MENTIONED YOU MANY TIMES

558. SINCE THE SUMMER,

559. BUT MY PARENTS DON'T APPROVE.

560. YOU ARE A COMMONER.

561. WELL, HAVE THEY HAVE SEEN

562. PRINCESS STEPHANIE'S HUSBANDS?

563. I'M NOT A CIRCUS PERFORMER.

564. YOU'RE ANYTHING BUT COMMON.

565. BUT THE ROYAL BIRTHRIGHT

566. HAS MANY STRINGS ATTACHED.

567. WHEN MY ADVISOR DISCOVERED

568. I WAS IN NEW YORK,

569. HE HIRED ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS

570. TO FOLLOW ME.

571. I WILL SEE TO IT PERSONALLY

572. THAT PENELOPE IS DEPORTED

573. TO A DESPERATE

574. THIRD WORLD COUNTRY,

575. PREFERABLY SOMEPLACE

576. WITH SHARIA LAW.

577. IT WAS A MAN.

578. HE SAW US AT VESELKA.

579. DAN HUMPHREY?

580. HE—HE WOULDN'T DO THAT.

581. LUCIEN PROBABLY MADE HIM

582. A VERY GOOD OFFER.

583. I WAS A FOOL TO THINK I'D BE

584. ALLOWED TO FOLLOW MY HEART,

585. EVEN IF ONLY

586. FOR A FEW DAYS.

587. GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL

588. AND PUT ON YOUR SUIT.

589. I KNOW WHO CAN FIX THIS.

590. HEY.

591. MEET ME AT PAUL SMITH

592. IN HALF AN HOUR.

593. YOU KNOW WHY, AND YOU SHOULD

594. BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

595. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

596. I ALWAYS FIND OUT.

597. JUST BE THERE.

598. (siren wailing in distance,

599. horns honking)

600. CHARLIE MAY BE NEW TO THE CITY,

601. BUT APPARENTLY SHE ALREADY

602. KNOWS HOW TO GET AROUND.

603. WHO NEEDS A MAP WHEN YOU CAN

604. JUST FOLLOW THE CHEATER?

605. BLAIR, I SWEAR I HAD NO IDEA.

606. SOME MAGAZINE EDITOR

607. CALLED ME OUT OF THE BLUE

608. TO HIRE ME TO WRITE AN ARTICLE

609. ON YOUR PRINCE,

610. AND I BACKED OUT THE MINUTE

611. I KNEW HE WAS WITH YOU.

612. OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN

613. SUSPICIOUS THE MINUTE

614. SOMEONE WANTED TO PAY YOU

615. FOR YOUR WRITING.

616. THAT WASN'T AN EDITOR. IT WAS

617. ONE OF LOUIS' ROYAL HANDLERS,

618. AND YOUR DESPERATE NEED

619. FOR LITERARY VALIDATION

620. COST ME THE GREATEST DATE

621. OF MY LIFE.

622. WELL, I'M SORRY.

623. I KNOW YOU ARE, AND THAT IS WHY

624. I'M GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY

625. TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.

626. LOUIS TOLD

627. HIS HANDLER, LUCIEN,

628. THAT HE CAME TO NEW YORK

629. FOR A CHARITY EVENT TONIGHT,

630. AND LUCIEN DOESN'T BELIEVE HIM,

631. SO WHEN HE COMES

632. TO PICK LOUIS UP FROM THE PARTY

633. TO TAKE HIM TO THE AIRPORT.

634. WE ARE GOING TO CONVINCE HIM

635. THAT LOUIS IS

636. A CASUAL SUMMER ACQUAINTANCE,

637. AND YOU AND I

638. ARE MADLY IN LOVE.

639. WHY WOULD HE BELIEVE THAT?

640. WE ARE GOING TO STAGE

641. A PRIVATE INTIMATE MOMENT

642. FOR LUCIEN TO STUMBLE UPON.

643. WHEN HE REALIZES THAT LOUIS

644. WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND HE HAS

645. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,

646. HE'LL GO BACK TO PARIS,

647. LEAVING LOUIS BEHIND FOR ME.

648. NO WAY.

649. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.

650. I AM, WHICH IS WHY

651. I'M GOING TO POINT OUT TO YOU

652. WHAT A BAD IDEA THIS IS.

653. FOR STARTERS,

654. SERENA'S GONNA BE

655. AT THIS PARTY.

656. SHE'S STAYING WITH LILY

657. TONIGHT.

658. FINE, THEN EVERYONE ELSE

659. IN THE WORLD WILL BE

660. AT THIS PARTY. WE'D HAVE TO

661. TELL SERENA ABOUT THE PLAN.

662. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

663. YOU AND I FAKING A KISS—

664. DO YOU REALLY WANNA HAVE

665. THAT CONVERSATION WITH SERENA?

666. CAN'T BE HALF AS PAINFUL

667. AS THIS ONE.

668. THINK AHEAD, HUMPHREY.

669. WHAT IF SERENA TELLS CHUCK,

670. WHO, THOUGH UP TILL NOW,

671. QUIET ABOUT

672. OUR MISBEGOTTEN MAKE-OUT,

673. DECIDES TO SPEAK UP IN THE FACE

674. OF THIS LATEST INSULT?

675. WHEN YOU BRING CHUCK INTO IT,

676. YOU'RE FAR MORE CONVINCING.

677. OKAY, FINE.

678. YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE TIE.

679. WHAT ABOUT

680. "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE"?

681. THAT'LL CHEER MOM UP.

682. NO, NO,

683. SHE'S IN A DARK PLACE.

684. SHE HAS TO WORK OUT

685. HER ISSUES

686. WITH "THE GODFATHER"

687. OR "TAXI DRIVER."

688. WHAT ABOUT "INTOLERANCE"?

689. THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP

690. THIS SITUATION.

691. I WAS HOPING TO FIND

692. ONE SYMPATHETIC

693. PINK PARTY PLANNER

694. TO ADVOCATE

695. ON YOUR MOM'S BEHALF,

696. GET THE PARTY MOVED HERE

697. FROM THE TRUMPS'

698. SO SHE COULD BE A PART OF IT.

699. YOU KNOW, I MIGHT LIVE

700. ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE,

701. BUT I HAVE NO PULL HERE.

702. NOW IF THE PINK PARTY

703. WAS AT CBGB'S...

704. I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,

705. BUT CBGB'S IS

706. A CLOTHING STORE NOW.

707. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK

708. ABOUT IT, THERE IS A WAY

709. WE COULD GET THE PARTY MOVED.

710. ALL YOU'D HAVE TO DO

711. IS MAKE

712. A SLIGHT MORAL COMPROMISE.

713. ERIC, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

714. ABOUT. I'M NOT DOING THAT.

715. NOT DOING WHAT?

716. BUBBLES MACKINTOSH,

717. THE CO-CHAIR,

718. TRIED TO KISS SERENA

719. IN THE LADIES' BATHROOM

720. AT THE PINK PARTY LAST YEAR.

721. USING THAT INFORMATION

722. WOULD BE CROSSING A LINE.

723. I WOULDN'T ASK YOU

724. TO DO THAT.

725. (cell phone alert chimes,

726. beep)

727. WHAT IF I WAS WILLING

728. TO CROSS THAT LINE?

729. I WANT THE PARTY MOVED

730. MORE THAN ANYONE,

731. BUT IT'S NOT WORTH

732. RESORTING TO BLACKMAIL.

733. YEAH.

734. Y-YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

735. SO, "PSYCHO"

736. OR "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS"?

737. ALL RIGHT, MAKE THE CALL.

738. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS

739. HEADING?

740. NATE TOLD ME WHAT YOU SAID,

741. BUT I GOT A CALL FROM MY P.I.,

742. AND HE THINKS HE MAY HAVE

743. FOUND MY MOTHER.

744. IT TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T

745. TRYING VERY HARD TO HIDE.

746. IN FACT, SHE—

747. SHE LIVES IN JERSEY,

748. SAME NAME, RIGHT AGE.

749. I HAVE AN ADDRESS FOR HER.

750. I HAVE TO AT LEAST

751. TALK TO HER.

752. HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT

753. YOU MIGHT SAY TO THIS WOMAN?

754. DO YOU WANT ME

755. TO COME ALONG?

756. I KNOW WE'VE BEEN ON

757. OPPOSING TEAMS FOR A WHILE,

758. BUT... I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.

759. MAYBE I COULD BE HELPFUL.

760. ACTUALLY...

761. YEAH.

762. I'D APPRECIATE THAT.

763. I REALLY HOPE IT'S MY MOM,

764. CHUCK.

765. ME, TOO.

766. LOUIS IS GOING TO STORE

767. HIS SUITCASE

768. IN BLAINE TRUMP'S

769. BUTLER'S PANTRY.

770. WHEN LUCIEN ARRIVES, YOU AND I

771. WILL RENDEZVOUS THERE.

772. OKAY, I NEED TO GET

773. GOING. YOU CLEAR ON THE PLAN?

774. UH, YEAH, I THINK I'LL BE FINE

775. ONCE I FIGURE OUT

776. WHAT A BUTLER'S PANTRY IS.

777. YOU'RE A CATER WAITER.

778. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT

779. A BUTLER'S PANTRY IS.

780. WHERE IS MY CELL PHONE?

781. O.M.G.

782. THEY MOVED THE PINK PARTY.

783. WHO MOVES A PARTY?

784. IT'S NOT WHO THAT SHOULD

785. CONCERN YOU. IT'S WHERE—LILY'S.

786. SO THAT'S IT, THEN, RIGHT?

787. NO. THE PLAN IS STILL ON.

788. IN FRONT OF MY DAD,

789. LILY, SERENA?

790. NOT IN FRONT OF—

791. UNDER THE NOSE OF.

792. WE JUST NEED TO BE CAREFUL.

793. I'M GONNA CALL LOUIS

794. AND TELL HIM IT'S A GO.

795. MEET YOU THERE.

796. SCREW THIS UP, IT'S YOUR HEAD.

797. SORRY, LONELY BOY, BUT IT LOOKS

798. LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE

799. A "SURRENDER THE PINK" PARTY

800. FOR YOU.

801. (The Ting Tings' "Hands"

802. playing)

803. LILY.

804. HI.

805. CHECK OUT THE DIAMONDS

806. ON THAT LADY.

807. THEY'RE ALMOST AS BIG

808. AS MY FACE.

809. A GIFT FROM HER HUSBAND—

810. "SORRY I SLEPT WITH

811. THE AU PAIR" EARRINGS.

812. HAVE YOU SEEN

813. DAN AND BLAIR?

814. NO, AND WHAT DO WE DO WHEN

815. THEY GET HERE? IT'S NOT LIKE

816. THEY'RE GONNA BE HOLDING HANDS

817. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

818. OH, THE THRILL OF A SECRET

819. AFFAIR IS THE SNEAKING AROUND.

820. TRUST ME, THEY WON'T BE

821. ABLE TO RESIST

822. SLIPPING AWAY

823. FOR A MOMENT TOGETHER.

824. AND WHEN WE SEE THEM

825. SLIP AWAY?

826. YOU FOLLOW THEM,

827. RECORD WHAT YOU SEE,

828. AND SEND IT TO "GOSSIP GIRL."

829. THEIR SECRET ENDS TONIGHT.

830. JUST MAKE SURE TO TEXT ME

831. ONCE LUCIEN ARRIVES.

832. OF COURSE.

833. THANK YOU FOR THIS, BLAIR.

834. I JUST WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE

835. TO GO TO THESE LENGTHS

836. FOR ME TO STAY.

837. IT IS SAYING A LOT THAT

838. I HAVE TO KISS DAN HUMPHREY

839. TO PROTECT YOU.

840. YOU'RE GOING TO KISS HIM?

841. DON'T WORRY. HE'S JUST

842. A FRIEND. I'LL GO UP FIRST.

843. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE LADIES

844. AGREED TO MOVE THE PARTY.

845. AFTER THE FROSTY TREATMENT I GOT

846. FROM ANNE THIS AFTERNOON,

847. I WAS SURE IT WAS JUST ME

848. AND MY ANKLE MONITOR UNTIL FALL.

849. I CAN'T BELIEVE

850. WE PULLED THIS OFF.

851. THANK YOU SO MUCH

852. FOR HELPING.

853. OH, NO, DON'T THANK ME.

854. THANK BUBBLES.

855. AS IF WE'D WANT TO BE

856. ASSOCIATED WITH A CRIMINAL.

857. SHE'S AN EMBARRASSMENT.

858. WE ALL AGREED SHE'S NOT TO BE

859. IN ANY PHOTOS FROM THE EVENT.

860. OKAY, BLAIR,

861. IS IT JASON SIMOS?

862. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, JESSICA.

863. A HANDY AT GREENHOUSE

864. DOESN'T MAKE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND.

865. MAYBE SERENA KNOWS WHO

866. BLAIR'S SECRET BOYFRIEND IS.

867. NO, BUT THE CURIOSITY

868. IS KILLING ME.

869. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU.

870. NOT YOU. SCATTER.

871. 20 PACES MINIMUM.

872. NO OVERHEARS.

873. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

874. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES

875. WHEN THEY FIND OUT

876. IT'S THE PRINCE.

877. YOU ARE NOT TO BREATHE

878. A WORD OF THIS.

879. NORMALLY, YOU'D HAVE TO SIGN

880. A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT.

881. I'M ONLY GRANDFATHERING YOU IN

882. BECAUSE OF SERENA.

883. THAT HIM RIGHT OVER THERE?

884. DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GUYS

885. ARE IGNORING EACH OTHER.

886. THAT'S BECAUSE

887. YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.

888. OH, HEY, IT'S DAN.

889. WITH A REALLY NICE TIE, TOO.

890. BLAIR, DID YOU KNOW

891. HE WAS COMING?

892. I'M SORRY.

893. I STOPPED LISTENING

894. AS SOON AS I HEARD

895. THE WORD "DAN." EXCUSE ME.

896. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

897. SHE JUST LIED TO MY FACE,

898. EVEN AFTER I GAVE HER

899. THE OPPORTUNITY TO TELL ME.

900. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M DATING DAN

901. OR WANNA GET BACK TOGETHER

902. WITH HIM, BUT THE FACT

903. THAT THE TWO OF THEM HAVE BEEN

904. HIDING THIS FROM ME,

905. AND SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE

906. MY BEST FRIEND?

907. IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE

908. SHE WAS LYING.

909. WHAT IF SHE REALLY IS

910. WITH THE PRINCE?

911. THEN SHE WON'T MIND IT

912. IF YOU FLIRT WITH DAN.

913. MAYBE THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

914. LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT READY,

915. WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

916. WE CAN LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

917. I'LL HANDLE IT FROM HERE, OKAY?

918. YOU JUMP IN WHEN YOU'RE READY.

919. EXCUSE ME.

920. HI. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

921. ACTUALLY,

922. WE'RE HERE TO SEE YOU.

923. IS YOUR NAME AVERY THORPE?

924. I'M SORRY. DO I KNOW YOU?

925. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING

926. TO FIND OUT.

927. MY NAME IS RAINA, AND I THINK

928. YOU MAY BE MY—MY MOTHER.

929. I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART,

930. BUT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

931. I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY

932. TO ACKNOWLEDGE THESE THINGS

933. WHEN YOU'RE PUT ON THE SPOT.

934. IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE BOTHERED,

935. WE CAN GO.

936. I'VE NEVER HAD A CHILD.

937. IT'S NOT THAT I DIDN'T WANT ONE.

938. JUST WASN'T IN GOD'S PLAN.

939. I'M SO SORRY, BUT I'M NOT

940. THE WOMAN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

941. YOU WERE RIGHT.

942. IT WAS A MISTAKE TO LOOK.

943. AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

944. MY MOTHER IS DEAD.

945. NO, NO, DON'T LET

946. SARAH PALIN RUIN IT FOR YOU.

947. ALASKA IS AMAZING.

948. I DON'T KNOW, BUT BETWEEN

949. "INTO THE WILD"

950. AND THAT WERNER HERZOG MOVIE

951. WITH THE GRIZZLY,

952. I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR ME.

953. EXCUSE ME. THIS IS DAN HUMPHREY,

954. SERENA'S EX-BOYFRIEND,

955. WHICH MAKES HIM OFF-LIMITS

956. TO YOU,

957. AND YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

958. CERTAIN PEOPLE MIGHT SEE YOU,

959. MISUNDERSTAND, AND THINK THE TWO

960. OF YOU ARE HERE TOGETHER.

961. I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU

962. ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR, PRIVATELY.

963. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN CORNERED

964. BY A BEAR?

965. UH, GO FETAL.

966. COVER YOUR NECK.

967. FOR SOMEONE WHO'S JUST A FRIEND,

968. YOU SURE ARE GOOD

969. AT CHOREOGRAPHING REASONS

970. FOR US TO KISS.

971. OH, IT'S BECAUSE I'M WILLING

972. TO SUFFER FOR LOVE.

973. WHATEVER YOU SAY,

974. JUST NO GETTING HANDS-Y.

975. LOUIS...

976. ♪ I WANNA

977. THANK YOU.

978. OH, ANNE, THERE YOU ARE.

979. I JUST WANTED TO SAY

980. THANK YOU SO MUCH

981. FOR HAVING THE PARTY MOVED HERE

982. SO THAT I COULD ATTEND.

983. OH, PLEASE, LILY. AT LEAST

984. I WAS QUIET IN MY HUMILIATION.

985. I DIDN'T BLACKMAIL PEOPLE

986. AND FORCE THEM

987. TO COME TO MY HOME.

988. SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT,

989. ANNE. IT'S ALL MY DOING.

990. I HAVE TO SAY, I'M SURPRISED.

991. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

992. WHY? YOU DON'T KNOW

993. HOW TO BE A FRIEND.

994. YOU SHUT ME OUT WHEN I CALLED

995. OFF MY DIVORCE TO THE CAPTAIN.

996. THERE'S NOT A WOMAN

997. IN THIS ROOM

998. WHO DIDN'T TAKE SOME PLEASURE IN

999. YOUR DOWNFALL, MYSELF INCLUDED.

1000. SO ENJOY THE PARTY, LILY.

1001. THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST.

1002. OH, AND YOU MAY WANNA

1003. ADJUST YOUR DRESS.

1004. YOUR MONITOR'S SHOWING.

1005. I'M SO SORRY, LILY.

1006. ARE YOU OKAY?

1007. WHEN LUCIEN WALKED IN

1008. TO GET THE BAG,

1009. I SAW THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.

1010. HE TOTALLY BOUGHT IT.

1011. YOU'RE VERY CONVINCING.

1012. THANKS, I GUESS.

1013. (various cell phone alerts

1014. chiming)

1015. (The Vaccines' "If You Wanna"

1016. playing)

1017. BLAIR WALDORF AND DAN HUMPHREY?

1018. THIS IS EVEN BETTER

1019. THAN MY PARENTS' DIVORCE.

1020. PLEASE TELL ME IT'S TRUE.

1021. UH...

1022. YES, IT'S TRUE.

1023. DAN IS MY MYSTERY DATE,

1024. AND WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

1025. NOW WE HAVE TO

1026. FIND SERENA AND EXPLAIN THIS.

1027. HEY, WHAT'S ALL

1028. THE COMMOTION ABOUT?

1029. EVERYONE FINALLY FOUND OUT

1030. ABOUT DAN AND BLAIR.

1031. BUT IT ISN'T TRUE. THEY'RE JUST

1032. PUTTING ON AN ACT TO PROTECT ME.

1033. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT

1034. SHE TOLD YOU,

1035. BUT THEY'VE BEEN SECRETLY

1036. SEEING EACH OTHER FOR MONTHS.

1037. YOU SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.

1038. SHE LIED TO YOU IN PARIS, TOO.

1039. I'M SORRY.

1040. SERENA, WAIT. I CAN EXPLAIN.

1041. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1042. UH-OH.

1043. LILY MAY BE WEARING

1044. HER DANCING SHOES,

1045. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT

1046. TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

1047. HEY, I'M HEADED OVER TO RAINA'S.

1048. I JUST DON'T WANT HER

1049. TO BE ALONE TONIGHT.

1050. I KNOW YOU DISAGREE,

1051. BUT I THINK SHE SHOULD KEEP

1052. LOOKING FOR HER MOM.

1053. SHE LOOKED. IT WASN'T HER.

1054. GIVE IT UP ALREADY.

1055. SO THE FIRST LEAD

1056. DIDN'T PAN OUT.

1057. SHE HAS TO STOP.

1058. RUSSELL'S PARTING GIFT TO ME

1059. WAS A STORY ABOUT MY FATHER.

1060. YOU REMEMBER HOW I TOLD YOU

1061. MY DAD WAS RESPONSIBLE

1062. FOR THAT FIRE

1063. IN HIS OLD BUILDING?

1064. UH-HUH.

1065. RUSSELL OWNED IT, TOO.

1066. THEY WERE PARTNERS.

1067. HE SAYS HIS WIFE

1068. WAS THERE THAT NIGHT,

1069. AND SHE DIED IN THE FIRE.

1070. HOW DO YOU KNOW

1071. HE'S EVEN TELLING THE TRUTH?

1072. I DON'T, BUT TODAY WHEN THAT

1073. WOMAN WASN'T RAINA'S MOTHER,

1074. I REALIZED HOW DESPERATELY

1075. I WANTED HER TO BE.

1076. SO MAYBE I DO BELIEVE IT.

1077. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

1078. TRY TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH.

1079. SERENA, THAT VIDEO WASN'T REAL.

1080. I MEAN, WE DID—WE DID KISS,

1081. BUT IT WAS STAGED.

1082. OKAY, EVEN IF I DID BELIEVE YOU,

1083. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER TIME

1084. YOU GUYS KISSED?

1085. WAS THAT FOR LOUIS, TOO?

1086. UH... IT MEANT NOTHING.

1087. IT WAS LIKE KISSING MY BROTHER,

1088. IF I HAD ONE. LIKE KISSING YOUR

1089. BROTHER. IT JUST MADE ME REALIZE

1090. THAT I WANNA BE WITH CHUCK.

1091. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

1092. HOW DID YOU END UP IN A KISS

1093. IN THE FIRST PLACE—ANY KISS?

1094. WE BOTH WERE ALONE IN THE CITY

1095. OVER CHRISTMAS BREAK.

1096. AND WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER

1097. AT THE MOVIES.

1098. AND THEN IT KEPT HAPPENING

1099. AFTER THE BREAK,

1100. ONLY WE STARTED MAKING PLANS

1101. TO MEET.

1102. AND EVEN WORSE, ENJOYING IT.

1103. MM.

1104. BUT YOU GUYS ARE

1105. MY TWO CLOSEST FRIENDS.

1106. WHY COULDN'T YOU

1107. JUST TELL ME THAT?

1108. I WAS HOPING IT WOULD GO AWAY.

1109. I WAS HUMILIATED,

1110. WHICH IS WHY WE KISSED.

1111. TO MAKE SURE NOTHING ELSE

1112. WAS GOING ON TO COMPLICATE US

1113. OR—OR HURT YOU.

1114. AND?

1115. BIGGEST REGRET OF MY LIFE.

1116. I MEAN, THAT'S A—COME ON.

1117. THAT'S A LITTLE BIT

1118. OF AN OVERSTATEMENT, BUT, YEAH,

1119. IT WAS NOT A GOOD KISS.

1120. SO YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN LYING

1121. TO ME AND SNEAKING AROUND

1122. FOR MONTHS SO THAT YOU CAN

1123. HANG OUT AS FRIENDS?

1124. EXACTLY. FRIENDS.

1125. YEAH, I SWEAR.

1126. JUST—YEAH, FRIENDS.

1127. WELL, I'M REALLY GLAD

1128. YOU TWO FOUND EACH OTHER

1129. BECAUSE YOU SURE LOST ME.

1130. I HAVE TO GO.

1131. I'M REALLY SORRY, S.

1132. I... GUESS I WAS IN DENIAL.

1133. I DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT

1134. THAT I'D BEGUN TO UNDERSTAND

1135. THE HUMPHREY APPEAL.

1136. THE ONLY APPEAL DAN EVER HAD

1137. TO YOU WAS THAT HE WAS MINE.

1138. YOU WOULD SEE IT THAT WAY,

1139. BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU,

1140. ISN'T IT?

1141. I'M SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU,

1142. BUT DAN AND I HAVE

1143. A REAL CONNECTION.

1144. WE DID THINGS

1145. LIKE VISIT THE DIA

1146. AND DEBATE CHABROL

1147. VERSUS ROHMER—

1148. THINGS THAT WE COULD

1149. NEVER DO WITH YOU.

1150. YEAH, I'M—I'M SURE YOU AND DAN

1151. HAD A REALLY DEEP CONNECTION,

1152. THAT IS UNTIL

1153. A PRINCE CAME ALONG.

1154. OF COURSE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE

1155. AN EVEN BIGGER THREAT TO YOU.

1156. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED

1157. TO MEAN?

1158. YOU PREFER WHEN YOU ARE

1159. THE ONE IN THE SPOTLIGHT,

1160. BUT IT'S MY TURN NOW.

1161. YOU CAN HAVE A TASTE

1162. OF WHAT IT'S LIKE

1163. TO BE IN MY SHADOW FOR ONCE.

1164. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

1165. MY PRINCE AWAITS.

1166. LILY HUMPHREY?

1167. MA'AM, YOU'RE VIOLATING

1168. THE TERMS

1169. OF YOUR INCARCERATION

1170. BY BEING DOWN HERE.

1171. AH, THERE YOU ARE.

1172. IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.

1173. I'M SORRY?

1174. MY APARTMENT IS TEEMING

1175. WITH WOMEN THROWING BACK

1176. CHAMPAGNE COCKTAILS

1177. AND TOASTING MY MISFORTUNE.

1178. HONESTLY, IT'S WORTH RISKING

1179. AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT

1180. NOT TO HAVE TO FACE

1181. ANOTHER BOTOX BITCH

1182. IN A PINK COCKTAIL DRESS.

1183. THIS IS MY WAY OF SAYING

1184. COULD YOU PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR?

1185. I'M HERE TO ARREST YOU.

1186. YES, WELL, THERE WAS SOME

1187. CONFUSION ABOUT THE PERIMETER—

1188. WHETHER THE ALARM WAS FOR

1189. THE APARTMENT OR THE BUILDING.

1190. IN THE MEANTIME,

1191. THERE HAVE BEEN

1192. HORRIBLE NOISE COMPLAINTS

1193. FROM THE NEIGHBORS.

1194. I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD DO

1195. SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

1196. HEY. HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS?

1197. AH, THE PRINCE.

1198. I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.

1199. I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

1200. HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOTHER?

1201. HEY! ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

1202. THE PARTY IS OVER.

1203. TIME TO GRAB

1204. YOUR JUDITH LEIBERS, LADIES.

1205. LOOKS LIKE

1206. THE UPPER EAST SIDE'S

1207. SMOOTHEST CRIMINAL HAS JUST

1208. GIVEN YOU THE BOOT.

1209. I AM SO SORRY

1210. ABOUT TONIGHT.

1211. DON'T BE. FIRST OF ALL,

1212. IT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU

1213. TO MOVE THE PARTY FOR ME.

1214. AND I NEEDED TO HEAR

1215. THOSE THINGS THAT ANNE SAID.

1216. THE FACT IS, MAYBE I COULD

1217. USE A LITTLE TIME

1218. TO REFLECT ON MY ACTIONS

1219. AND WHAT GOT ME HERE.

1220. THERE IS NOTHING

1221. MORE APPEALING TO ME

1222. THAN STAYING HOME WITH YOU,

1223. WATCHING A HUNDRED MOVIES

1224. AND NEVER SEEING THOSE WOMEN

1225. AGAIN.

1226. WELL, GOOD,

1227. BECAUSE I CAN PROMISE YOU

1228. THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO FOR

1229. AT LEAST THE NEXT NINE MONTHS.

1230. OR SIX, FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.

1231. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND

1232. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME,

1233. BUT I JUST WANTED

1234. TO TELL YOU IN PERSON

1235. HOW SORRY I AM

1236. FOR RECORDING YOU.

1237. IT WAS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.

1238. I SAW THE KISS.

1239. I THINK YOU REALLY LIKE HER.

1240. YEAH, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

1241. I'VE BEEN TRYING

1242. TO CONVINCE MYSELF

1243. THAT I COULD HANDLE

1244. BEING FRIENDS WITH HER,

1245. BUT I REALIZE TONIGHT

1246. THAT I CAN'T.

1247. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

1248. WHAT IT'S LIKE

1249. TO WATCH FROM THE OUTSIDE

1250. AS SOMEONE ELSE

1251. WALKS AWAY WITH THE PERSON

1252. YOU WANT.

1253. YEAH, I JUST NEVER THOUGHT

1254. THAT THE PERSON I WANT

1255. WOULD BE BLAIR WALDORF.

1256. NEITHER DID SERENA. SHE JUST

1257. THOUGHT SOME GIRL NAMED VANESSA

1258. WAS MESSING WITH HER.

1259. WAIT. VANESSA TOLD HER

1260. ABOUT THE KISS? NOT CHUCK?

1261. SHE LEFT HER A MESSAGE,

1262. SAYING SHE OVERHEARD

1263. YOU AND BLAIR TALKING ABOUT IT?

1264. ALL RIGHT.

1265. I'VE TAKEN UP ENOUGH

1266. OF YOUR TIME TONIGHT.

1267. SO THANKS FOR HEARING ME OUT.

1268. NO, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

1269. HOLD ON. DO YOU, UH...

1270. DID YOU WANNA STAY?

1271. THANKS FOR COMING BACK

1272. FOR ME.

1273. I JUST STOOD UP IN FRONT

1274. OF EVERYONE WHO MATTERS

1275. IN NEW YORK SOCIETY AND SAID

1276. I WAS DATING DAN HUMPHREY.

1277. I COMMITTED SOCIAL SUICIDE

1278. FOR YOU.

1279. BUT SERENA TOLD ME YOU'VE BEEN

1280. HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIM.

1281. SHE MISUNDERSTOOD.

1282. WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS.

1283. THAT'S ALL.

1284. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

1285. YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN

1286. IN MY LIFE NOW,

1287. THE ONLY MAN I WANT THERE,

1288. ANYWAY.

1289. I BELIEVE YOU.

1290. YOU DO?

1291. BUT BEING TOGETHER MEANS

1292. GOING AGAINST MY FAMILY,

1293. AND IF I'M GOING

1294. TO TAKE A STAND,

1295. I NEED TO KNOW FOR CERTAIN

1296. THAT YOU FEEL AS I DO.

1297. I DO.

1298. ARE YOU READY TO GO PUBLIC,

1299. MY FAMILY BE DAMNED?

1300. I'M READY IF YOU ARE.

1301. (man) THERE THEY ARE!

1302. YOU CAN NEVER

1303. REALLY KNOW SOMEONE

1304. UNTIL YOU WALK A MILE

1305. IN THEIR SHOES.

1306. SALUT, JEAN MICHEL.

1307. IT'S SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN

1308. FROM PARIS LAST SUMMER.

1309. I WAS WITH BLAIR AND LOUIS

1310. TONIGHT,

1311. AND IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT YOU,

1312. WANNA CALL YOU AND CATCH UP,

1313. AND, YOU KNOW, SEE WHAT'S GOING

1314. ON IN YOUR LIFE AND LOUIS'.

1315. AT FIRST, IT MIGHT NOT SEEM

1316. LIKE THE MOST NATURAL FIT...

1317. WHAT'S IN THERE?

1318. THAT USED TO BE MY SISTER'S ROOM

1319. AND THEN IT WAS A NURSERY,

1320. THEN IT WAS VANESSA'S ROOM,

1321. AND NOW IT IS MY OFFICE.

1322. IT'S A PRETTY VERSATILE

1323. LIVING SPACE.

1324. UH, YOU KNOW, CHECK IT OUT IF

1325. YOU WANT, BUT I GOTTA GET THIS.

1326. HI. I FIGURED IF YOU WERE BEAT,

1327. WE COULD JUST HANG HERE.

1328. ACTUALLY, I WAS PLANNING

1329. ON STANDING YOU UP.

1330. I KNOW YOU TOLD SERENA

1331. ABOUT THE KISS WITH BLAIR.

1332. I WAS GONNA TELL YOU TONIGHT TO

1333. EXPLAIN WHY I LEFT THE MESSAGE.

1334. I WASN'T TRYING TO HURT YOU.

1335. I HONESTLY THOUGHT SOMETHING

1336. MUST BE VERY WRONG

1337. IF YOU WERE KISSING

1338. BLAIR WALDORF.

1339. AND SINCE YOU WEREN'T

1340. TALKING TO ME,

1341. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT

1342. LISTEN TO SERENA.

1343. VANESSA, I KNOW WE'VE BEEN

1344. FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE LITTLE,

1345. AND WE BOTH LIKE PIEROGIES,

1346. AND MY DAD REALLY MISSES YOU,

1347. BUT JUST TO BE CLEAR,

1348. SO THERE'S NO MISUNDERSTANDING

1349. DOWN THE ROAD,

1350. WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.

1351. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

1352. YEAH. YEAH, IT IS.

1353. BUT WALK AROUND IN THOSE SHOES

1354. LONG ENOUGH,

1355. AND YOU'LL DISCOVER

1356. YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE IT.

1357. YOUR DAD GAVE ME

1358. THESE SECURITY TAPES

1359. AFTER THE KINBERG BUILDING

1360. BURNED DOWN

1361. AND ASKED ME TO LOCK THEM AWAY.

1362. THIS ONE'S FROM 8:00 P.M.

1363. THE NIGHT OF THE FIRE.

1364. WHAT'S ON IT?

1365. BART, HAVING AN ARGUMENT

1366. WITH A WOMAN—AVERY THORPE.

1367. THEN AVERY GOES

1368. INTO THE BUILDING ALONE,

1369. AND BART HURRIES AWAY.

1370. OKAY. SO?

1371. MOMENTS LATER, THE BUILDING

1372. GOES UP IN FLAMES,

1373. AND AVERY THORPE

1374. IS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.

1375. JUST DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE,

1376. KIDS,

1377. BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW

1378. WHEN THE OTHER SHOE

1379. IS GOING TO DROP.

1380. X.O.X.O., GOSSIP GIRL.