Gossip Girl 4x12

1. Gossip Girl here your one and only source

2. into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

3. Well, I spoke with the parole board

4. I gave them my address as where

5. you'll be reporting in January.

6. Can't tell ya how much this means to me.

7. Thanks to you, my brother is currently serving

8. a five year sentence.

9. I never accused Ben of any crime.

10. I saw the affidavit.

11. - I didn't sign anything. - Then who did?

12. Lily's selling Bass Industries.

13. I won't let you do this, Lily.

14. Since my mom isn't gonna help get

15. Ben out of jail, I wanna find the judge

16. whose name is on the affidavit.

17. Why don't you come with me?

18. Serena, I would love to go away with you

19. but it feels like this trip is something

20. you might need to do on your own.

21. I-I promise you

22. I'm gonna be very busy writing.

23. Seeing "Nenette" at the Film Forum.

24. I'm seeing "Nenette" at Film Forum.

25. Where's she been, Serena?

26. And who am I?

27. That's one secret I'll never tell.

28. You know, you love me.

29. XOXO. Gossip Girl.

30. It's a cold new year, Upper East Siders.

31. Time to donate that fall wardrobe to the help

32. and to present the world with a better version of you.

33. Which could mean facing your future..

34. and forgetting past mistakes.

35. Or finally settling on a brand new path.

36. But a new year doesn't wipe away old problems.

37. Well, welcome back. All this for two weeks?

38. I had no idea where my PI mission was gonna take me.

39. I had to be prepared.

40. For a night with Taylor Swift?

41. Aside from forging affidavits

42. that send innocent men to jail.

43. Judge Stephens also enjoys riding horses

44. on his ranch in Virginia.

45. Well, someone did her research.

46. Apparently, not enough, because he wasn't there

47. and no one knew where he was

48. so I had to pull an Erin Brockovich

49. and go down to the Litchfield County clerk's office

50. to try to get a copy of the case..

51. and how's this for irony..

52. Court records are public

53. so you wore a push-up bra for no reason?

54. No, the file was sealed, because the case involved a minor.

55. Just take me away

56. from my problems, please.

57. Tell me, what did you do over the break?

58. Why? What did you hear?

59. I... ate leftovers.

60. And supervised Dorota taking down the tree.

61. And I finally settled on who I want to intern

62. for this semester.

63. Indra Nooyi.

64. "Forbes" number six most powerful woman in the world.

65. Wow. I'm impressed.

66. As she will be, once I figure out how to win her over

67. before the internship deadline which, yes

68. is in three days.

69. Did you happen to see Dan over the break?

70. Why would I?

71. What's going on with you two anyway?

72. I don't know, I guess..

73. we'll find out how we both feel at family brunch.

74. Well... here's my advice.

75. Have a little faith

76. and if that doesn't work, a lot of mimosas.

77. Hey, man. How was New Zealand?

78. I have to say, it was an extraordinary bust.

79. - Jack was out of the country. - 'Oh, I'm sorry, man.'

80. I knew you were counting on his help.

81. As fate would have it, I might've found one last ally.

82. My father's old friend Russell Thorpe

83. is in town from Chicago.

84. He's hosting a party at Apella this afternoon.

85. I'm on my way to his field office

86. to see if I can get a meeting.

87. - 'Oh, yeah!' - 'Give it!'

88. I hear you've kept yourself entertained in my absence.

89. - No, that's not me. - 'That's right.'

90. Your father's out on parole. How's it been?

91. '40-15.'

92. I know he's earned the right to blow off a little steam

93. but it's been nothing but spas

94. and restaurants and nightclubs.

95. I mean, shouldn't he be concentrating on, on his future?

96. Perhaps you should dock his allowance.

97. Oh, yeah! Hey, Nate, need one more for a foursome.

98. You in, dude?

99. That's not what it sounded like.

100. But I should go. Good luck.

101. You too.

102. Boom goes the dynamite!

103. People still use mailboxes?

104. Oh, no. It's Vanessa's mail.

105. She's moving back into the dorms.

106. Welcome home.

107. So, how was your break?

108. What did you do?

109. Why? What'd you hear?

110. Nothing, which I'm afraid is what I have

111. to report from my road trip.

112. Hmm. I'm sorry, I know you were hoping for some closure.

113. Well, my mom's deviousness is the gift

114. that keeps on giving, so for now at least

115. the past still lingers.

116. Uh, was brunch a special occasion?

117. No, no, no. I have an interview with Writers House later.

118. It's a literary agency for my internship.

119. Well, that's the one good thing about being a freshman.

120. I don't have to think about that this year.

121. Hmm, that and, and a lot of other things, it seems.

122. Dan, you knew my focus was fixing things for Ben.

123. I didn't realize I had an ultimatum.

124. You know, let's go inside.

125. It's cold out.

126. Hey, I, uh, I wanted to call

127. but she wouldn't let me.

128. 'Are you telling me it's been a week'

129. and you still can't get me five minutes alone with Indra?

130. She's only here for two days before heading

131. to Chennai tomorrow. Her schedule's packed.

132. Oh, I've always wanted to go to India.

133. Can you get me a seat on her plane?

134. Or get me her itinerary.

135. It's being faxed over.

136. Go. Go, go, go.

137. Make a decision, Laurel, or I'll make the last one you'll hear.

138. Got it.

139. What are you girls doing?

140. Just solidifying

141. the details of my internship.

142. Oh, honey, that reminds me.

143. I was thinking, why not work with me

144. at Waldorf Designs?

145. You love fashion.

146. Well, I also love a good pot-au-feu

147. but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna build

148. a career around it.

149. Well, I have a, a monster of a day.

150. Oh!

151. Do you know how many women would kill to work with your mother?

152. Yes, and they're the Jenny Humphreys

153. of the world.

154. Indra's itinerary.

155. Ugh! This isn't hers, it's my mother's.

156. And Indra's on it.

157. My mother's dressing her for a party this afternoon.

158. Dorota!

159. Well, Mr. Thorpe can't meet at noon

160. so you can push or you can cancel

161. whichever you prefer.

162. Thought so.

163. If I could impose on you to pop back up to the office

164. and tell Mr. Thorpe Chuck Bass is here to see him.

165. I'll take a coffee and today's "Pravda"

166. if it'll be a few minutes.

167. I'm sorry. Who are you?

168. Chuck Bass.

169. I just flew in from New Zealand

170. got the invitation to Mr. Thorpe's party.

171. Thought I'd stop by early to discuss business.

172. Would you mind telling me what this is regarding?

173. I don't usually expose

174. my private matters to assistants.

175. Assistant?

176. I prefer the term secretary, don't you?

177. Why not just call things as you see them?

178. Couldn't agree more.

179. So since I'm sure your boss will see me

180. if you just tell him I'm here..

181. That won't be possible.

182. Let me save your job, sweetheart

183. and tell you why it is possible.

184. I'm trying to block the potential sale

185. of Bass Industries, my dead father's legacy.

186. And since Mr. Thorpe and my father

187. were business associates when they were starting out

188. I'm sure he'd like the opportunity

189. to help me intervene.

190. I meant, that won't be possible

191. because Mr. Thorpe hasn't touched down

192. from Chicago yet.

193. And I probably shouldn't tell you this, but..

194. I'm listening.

195. In my position here, I'm privy to certain information

196. and it appears you may be out of the loop.

197. The potential sale of Bass Industries is very real.

198. There's a deal on the table and it's fast-tracked

199. to close in 24 hours.

200. I'm guessing I'll be seeing you

201. at my boss' party later?

202. I'm sorry for ambushing you guys

203. but we need to start talking again.

204. All of us.

205. Dan, how's that internship search going?

206. Oh, that's right. Maybe I can help.

207. I can call one of my friends at Conde Nast.

208. Hmm, may be you could, uh, forge your signature

209. on the cover letter?

210. Serena.

211. This talking thing's going great.

212. What I wanna know is how many times you got your hair done

213. this week, while an innocent man sat in prison.

214. Serena.

215. Contrary to what you might believe

216. I'm handling this in a way that is best

217. for this family, and we're not gonna discuss it anymore.

218. Okay.

219. I'm gonna make sure she's okay.

220. And I'm not hungry anymore

221. so I'll see you at home.

222. Hmm.

223. She'll come around, just give her time.

224. Thank you for trusting me.

225. Hmm.

226. I'm, uh, I'm gonna go get our check and the coats.

227. Oh, Judge Stephens, hi.

228. Um, I hope you enjoyed your time in the city

229. um, but you can return to the ranch now.

230. I'll take it from here.

231. Crazy question, but... why isn't Ben

232. just going after Lily himself?

233. Because he knows she'll go to the cops

234. and tell them what Juliet did to me.

235. Oh, you mean kidnap and drug you?

236. Look, however wrong it was, enough harm has been done

237. to their family by ours.

238. It's a lot to take on by yourself, that's all.

239. You know, I am tired

240. and this crusade has taken me away

241. from other things.

242. Well, you wanna go somewhere and talk?

243. Or not talk?

244. Serena, a moment.

245. Uh, now is not a good time.

246. Unfortunately, time is why I'm here.

247. Unless we stop her, your mother is going to sell

248. Bass Industries in 24 hours.

249. I think I have a plan that can get us both what we want.

250. Well, we've waited this long. What's a few more hours?

251. Sure, my interview's at 2:30, so..

252. Okay, we'll meet at the Waldorf's at 2:00

253. and then cab down there together.

254. Watch your back, Lily.

255. These kids are definitely not alright.

256. As I see it, we have two distinct goals.

257. I wanna block the sale of Bass Industries

258. you wanna get old Ben out of jail.

259. A single strategy may satisfy us both.

260. - Which is? - Blackmail.

261. But I can't pressure her unless I have hard evidence.

262. Oh, while you were brunching, I took the liberty

263. of checking the safe at the house.

264. Did you know she has a safety deposit box

265. at the Dorset Bank on Madison?

266. No.

267. I know, you've spent your entire life

268. not wanting to become your mother but..

269. desperate times.

270. - You gettin' soft, kid? - No, I'm getting bursitis.

271. That was mile nine. May be we should head back.

272. I feel like I'm 20 again.

273. I am 20, I think I'm gonna puke up a lung.

274. Don't you have things to do?

275. Like what?

276. Something on your mind?

277. Just making sure you're concentrating

278. on the future, is all.

279. Your terms of parole are pretty specific.

280. A job, for one.

281. I know what the terms are, which was why my PO

282. already has an interview set up for me this afternoon.

283. Really? Then why didn't you tell me? That's fantastic.

284. Well, I thought it'd be a nice surprise.

285. How about this, after I get this job

286. what do you say I take you out to celebrate?

287. Uh, I told Chuck I'm going to this Thorpe party later.

288. - Russell Thorpe? - Yeah.

289. But you know what, a celebratory dinner

290. sounds like a good after-party.

291. Maybe you could get an advance and pick up the check.

292. At the pay grade I'm at, uh..

293. I hope you don't mind the halal cart.

294. Uh, you look beat.

295. Listen, uh..

296. I'll see you later, alright?

297. Yeah. Sure.

298. Excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me.

299. 'I was wondering..'

300. Elevator's coming up.

301. Okay. Thank God. Showtime.

302. What are you doing here?

303. Hello to you too.

304. I told you that it was just one movie

305. on one lonely holiday break. That's it.

306. No, I'm here to see Serena.

307. Oh. Well, she's not here to see you.

308. - Shocker. - Where is she?

309. Uh, she's off scheming with Chuck.

310. Disguises are involved. It can't end well.

311. I'll wait. I'm sure she'll be back.

312. She knows I have an interview to get to.

313. You do know that powerful women is not actually a career, right?

314. And neither is Serena van der Woodsen

315. but ten bucks says that you'll miss your interview

316. waiting for her, yet again.

317. Ten bucks whatever hair-brained scheme you're cooking up

318. blows up in your face, as per usual.

319. - Loitering lounge is upstairs. - Already there, sister.

320. 'No, Laurel, the schedule was not sent over.'

321. Look, I can't have the office falling apart now.

322. I am in over my head with fittings.

323. What?

324. I'm sorry about what I said earlier.

325. It was the stress talking.

326. I thought about it

327. and I really would love to intern with you.

328. Really?

329. Well..

330. that is just great, dear.

331. And since you seem to have your hands full

332. I thought maybe I could accompany you

333. on your, uh, fittings for the Midwestern Mogul party.

334. Well, well, well, perhaps, uh, it might be more efficient

335. uh, for you to have your own assignment

336. rather than accompanying me.

337. Even better. Why not—

338. Patti Blagojevich.

339. I'm going to assume that that noise was a sneeze

340. and that you meant to say Indra Nooyi.

341. Indra? Don't be silly.

342. She is a huge new client

343. and you are just an intern

344. but... you can deliver this to Patti.

345. And you can style her.

346. - God knows she needs it. - But..

347. Darling, I am thrilled.

348. Tell Indra's people..

349. that her Eleanor Waldorf fitting

350. has been moved up a half-hour.

351. 'Relax. You're a spitting image.'

352. Remind me to kill you later for that.

353. The teller we need to talk to is named Julie.

354. She's new. I'd remember her.

355. And who do we say you are? My son?

356. Is it weird hearing you say that actually turns me on?

357. This better be worth the therapy.

358. Let's get this over with.

359. Yeah, hi, this is Dan Humphrey.

360. I... am caught in some brutal traffic.

361. Can I reschedule?

362. No, I didn't realize he was deciding today or I..

363. I wouldn't have put myself in this position.

364. Okay. Thank you.

365. Will lonely boy ever learn that S can't tell time

366. especially when she's wasting someone else's?

367. All I have in my pile are divorce papers, jewelry

368. and artful nudes of my mother in her groupie days.

369. Swap piles?

370. I knew there would be nothing.

371. What did you expect to find in here, anyway?

372. A gun. The smoking kind.

373. 'Oh, my God, you found'

374. 'a copy of the affidavit.'

375. Any handwriting expert would be able to prove

376. that this is not mine.

377. Not that we'll ever need to call one.

378. The threat alone is enough.

379. Looks like Serena may have found

380. Ben's get-out-of-jail free card.

381. We have her.

382. You wanna make the call or should I?

383. No.

384. Later, in person.

385. I like the way you think, mom.

386. Charles.

387. I assume you weren't upstairs playing Rufus' guitars.

388. If you didn't want me rooting around in the family safe

389. you should've changed the combination.

390. Well, I'm just curious, what were you hoping to find?

391. A way to stop you from disposing

392. of the last remaining bit of my father.

393. Is that what you think I'm doing?

394. Why else would you be selling Bass Industries?

395. Because it's in trouble, Charles.

396. What are you talking about?

397. You read the papers. Real estate, hotels.

398. Even in Manhattan, no one's impervious.

399. Why wouldn't you tell me?

400. 'Cause I thought we could ride it out.

401. Refinance or something.

402. I was hoping I could turn it around

403. and wouldn't have to tell you, but then you disappeared.

404. And by the time you got back, it was an inevitability.

405. You expect me just to accept this, go on with my day?

406. If I sell now, I can control how we sell it and to whom.

407. There's a private buyer that's made a very generous offer.

408. The company will stay intact, and so will your father's name.

409. And the money from the sale will give you

410. a chance to build a future.

411. And who knows? Maybe even buy it back someday.

412. But if this deal gets messed up—

413. Bass industries will go to the highest bidder.

414. Someone who'll fire the employees

415. cheapen the brand.

416. Exactly.

417. This buyer's committed to maintaining

418. the company's integrity, your father's integrity.

419. And I know he'd want you to be a part of the next phase.

420. Is it Russell Thorpe?

421. You don't have to say. I know it's him.

422. The important thing is that you believe me

423. when I tell you I don't want your father's legacy to die.

424. I'm trying to save what's left of it.

425. In 24 hours, you'll see.

426. And hopefully Serena will see some things too.

427. Yes, Penelope, you will stand in the cold and hail me a cab.

428. Call me when it's curbside.

429. And show some leg if you have to. I'm already late for Indra.

430. - Is Dan still here? - No.

431. He left 20 minutes ago. Where were you?

432. Uh, I feel terrible about standing him up

433. but we found a copy of the affidavit.

434. B, I think I can get Ben out of prison.

435. What? You didn't know him.

436. He was a good man before all this happened.

437. They're all good men before something happens to them, S.

438. Some of them stay good, no matter how they're treated.

439. I thought you hated Dan.

440. I do, so very much

441. but whatever it is that you see in him

442. he seems to see in you as well.

443. Look, I know you wanna focus on Ben

444. but maybe you're avoiding your future, not fixing your past.

445. Hey, I thought we were gonna meet up later.

446. We'll have to hit pause on that.

447. 'I think Lily is trying to do the right thing'

448. by the company and by your inmate too.

449. She said she'll prove it in 24 hours.

450. Of course she did.

451. Well, there's something I have to do anyway, so..

452. One more day.

453. Who is this Russell Thorpe exactly?

454. - His name sounds familiar. - Oh, um..

455. He and Bart started out in real estate about the same time.

456. He ended up settling in Chicago.

457. Comes into town once a year, throws a garish party.

458. So we all know he still exists.

459. I wish we didn't have to go, but..

460. But nothing, according to this invitation

461. it's gonna be a wingding.

462. Why aren't you dressed?

463. Uh, shirt, pants.. Yeah, I'm dressed.

464. Look, I know you disapprove of me

465. but can't you please do so in a tuxedo?

466. The sale of Bass Industries is in a very delicate stage

467. and it's vital that we at least present

468. a unified family front.

469. Fine. Then it's just us.

470. Hello?

471. 'May I speak to Mrs. Humphrey?'

472. 'This is the concierge at the Palace.'

473. Uh, yeah, she just left. Can I take a message?

474. 'It seems that the guest Mrs. Humphrey was hosting'

475. 'John Stephens, left a pair of cufflinks in his room'

476. 'when he checked out this morning.'

477. Um, I'm sorry, you mean..

478. Judge John Stephens?

479. Dorota, have you seen the dress marked for Indra Nooyi?

480. And, and what is Patti Blagojevich's dress

481. still doing here?

482. Uh-oh.

483. Where is Blair?

484. No one is answering in her room, miss.

485. Thus the reason I need your services.

486. Now let's see that master key card of yours.

487. It's against hotel policy to open—

488. Listen... Harvey?

489. Ms. Nooyi was expecting me.

490. So the silence on the other side of the door

491. could only mean one of two things.

492. Either she neglected her appointment

493. which a woman of her professionalism

494. is not wont to do.

495. Or she's lying there, having choked

496. on one of her own snack chips, while you're standing here

497. quibbling about policy.

498. As I thought.

499. Spotted, B using old tricks

500. to get to one Nooyi.

501. Miss Nooyi?

502. Indra?

503. Assistants? Anyone?

504. But it seems, that someone got an SOS to the CEO.

505. Sorry, B.

506. That internship has sailed.

507. Hey.

508. Nice tie.

509. You changed it.

510. Um, I'm really sorry, I-I swear

511. I thought I would make it in time.

512. - Did you miss your interview? - Yeah.

513. But it was my own fault for thinking

514. you'd show up on time.

515. Look, I, I really can't get into this now.

516. - I'm on my way out. - Where are you goin'?

517. Well, James Franco's giving a reading

518. of some of his short stories at Housing Works

519. and the writer's house agent is gonna be there.

520. So I'm gonna go and try to, try to woo him.

521. The agent, not James Franco.

522. Well, why don't I go with you as your date?

523. And then after you impress the hell out of the agent

524. we can have that talk?

525. Well, you did come all the way to Brooklyn to apologize.

526. And you are dressed for a party, so..

527. Hold on. Hey, Eric. What's up?

528. 'You know that Judge Stephens you were looking for?'

529. Mom was hiding him at the Palace while you were gone.

530. And guess when he checked out.

531. This morning, after brunch?

532. Hey, shall we?

533. Um, let me call you back.

534. Yeah, I just need to make a quick detour first.

535. Looks like Serena's ablaze on a path to punishment.

536. Suit up, Lily.

537. Your baby's out for blood.

538. Why don't you get us some drinks?

539. - I'll be just a minute. - Alright.

540. Hey. What are you doing here? I thought you went to Brooklyn.

541. I did. Dan came with me. Have you seen Chuck?

542. No. Have you seen Indra Nooyi?

543. No.

544. Oh, but I do see your mother

545. and she doesn't seem too happy to see you.

546. Gotta go. Bye.

547. - Hey. What are you doing here? - You with your family?

548. Serena. You?

549. I got a call this afternoon, so I'm looking for my dad

550. who skipped a job interview he was required to go to

551. by his parole officer.

552. Oh, and what did he skip it to do?

553. Eat a Chicago Superdawg?

554. Mr. Bass. Looking dapper.

555. Thank you..

556. Raina.

557. Someone wanted to say hello.

558. Mr. Thorpe.

559. It's a pleasure to finally meet you, sir.

560. Call me Russell.

561. I see you've met my daughter.

562. - Raina Thorpe. - Mm-hmm.

563. Wharton grad

564. Thorpe Enterprises' vice president

565. and most trusted advisor to her proud and aging papa.

566. You said you were his assistant.

567. You said that. I said I prefer the term "secretary."

568. Which I do, for those whom it actually refers to.

569. Raina never lies. It's her best quality.

570. I highly doubt that.

571. Actually..

572. I know it's premature, Russell, but, uh, I came here

573. to shake the hand of the man who's buying Bass Industries.

574. What's that?

575. I understand your need for discretion.

576. And while I wasn't happy the company was being sold

577. I was heartened to learn..

578. that it would be my father's old friend at the helm.

579. Son, uh, I'm not the buyer.

580. And I was good friends with your father

581. until he kicked me out of every deal he could

582. and pushed me out of New York.

583. If I'd known in time that his company was going up for sale

584. I would've bought it cheap, dismantled it for parts..

585. and hosted a fire sale.

586. Dan?

587. This party doesn't seem like your speed.

588. Are you kidding?

589. There are actual beers behind the bar

590. I can pronounce.

591. No, I, uh, I'm here with Serena.

592. Oh, she didn't tell me she was coming.

593. No, she wasn't, but Eric called her, and..

594. Here we are.

595. I, uh.. So sorry I'm late, but I couldn't find my cufflinks.

596. So I just, I borrowed the ones

597. that Judge Stephens left at the Palace.

598. Uh, what's going on?

599. Dan, when you see Serena

600. please tell her to stop whatever it is

601. she's planning on doing

602. before she destroys our family.

603. I can't believe your nerve. What were you planning to do?

604. Lobby Miss Nooyi for a job in the changing room?

605. No, I was going to wait until after.

606. Meetings in underwear tend not to be taken seriously.

607. You would use me and jeopardize my business

608. to pursue a career you thought of five minutes ago

609. based on some power list?

610. I'm sorry I lied to you.

611. But your dress was going to look stunning on her

612. no matter who zipped it up in the back.

613. I have to take my future into my own hands.

614. Otherwise..

615. Otherwise what?

616. You'll be forced to follow in my footsteps?

617. No, that's, that's fine, dear.

618. Now that I realize that your childish games

619. are actually who you are and not a phase

620. I wouldn't want someone like you..

621. wanting to be like me.

622. And you are fired.

623. There are you. What's wrong?

624. Let's just say my patience is as strained

625. as your mother's credibility.

626. Uh, what did she do?

627. She misled me. The question is, why?

628. You know why, to serve her own best interests, always.

629. I found out that she paid off the judge twice.

630. Once years ago to notarize my signature

631. and again recently to disappear

632. so that I couldn't hold him accountable.

633. You have the affidavit?

634. Let's go find my mom.

635. I have a better idea. We need to fire a warning shot.

636. That guy is a journalist for the "Post." Give it to him.

637. Tell him to ask questions. Start with your mother.

638. That way she'll know we're serious.

639. - Hey, what are we doing here? - Just one more minute.

640. - No, no more minutes. - I'll head off Lily.

641. Look, she can't keep getting away with this.

642. It's, it's not fair.

643. Fair? My agency meeting was important today.

644. It was my last shot.

645. I know, but you'll get another chance.

646. Mm, no, I won't, normal people don't get

647. an endless number of chances, no matter the situation

648. that's just you.

649. Whatever it is you're planning to do... is it worth it?

650. Or are you gonna walk out the door with me right now?

651. I'm sorry.

652. It seems like love can't compete

653. with the allure of war.

654. Find your seats, honored guests.

655. Justice is served.

656. Serena, what's in the envelope

657. you just gave the "Post" reporter?

658. That is a copy of the affidavit.

659. So you can have Judge Stephens release Ben.

660. And cancel the sale of Bass Industries.

661. If not, I'll tell the reporter the truth

662. and the "Post" will have a cover story.

663. Excuse me, this what I think it is?

664. - There's an explanation. - No need. I get it.

665. I know how bad the job market is these days.

666. What?

667. Can you please tell this Dan Humphrey

668. 'that while I'm very flattered'

669. I don't have the power to hire anyone.

670. Print's a dying medium.

671. He switched the envelopes.

672. Hmph. That's my boy.

673. I need a drink.

674. My son was actually looking for an internship, not a job.

675. What in the hell were you trying to do?

676. Get Ben out of prison, mom.

677. What, by putting me in?

678. I wasn't gonna press charges against you.

679. Well, it wouldn't be your choice.

680. It would be the district attorney's.

681. The information about Ben and the affidavit

682. can never get out, ever.

683. Now can you just trust me when I say I'm handling it?

684. Hey, I still have some friends in this town

685. and some of them were at this party.

686. Why are you so upset?

687. Because you skipped your job interview today, dad.

688. Lucky for you, I covered.

689. I told your PO you twisted your ankle on our jog.

690. Got him to reschedule it for tomorrow.

691. Nate, I went to the damn interview, okay?

692. I walked into that waiting room in my suit and tie

693. and I realized I was there to beg for a janitor's job..

694. along with half a dozen other ex-cons

695. who probably don't have a high school education.

696. Do you know how that makes me feel?

697. Not good, I'm guessing.

698. I'm here to reignite some old business connections

699. to remind people that before everything that went down

700. I used to be good at what I did.

701. I'm gonna make you proud of me, I promise.

702. That's what you said right before you got caught.

703. - 'Here are your coats.' - 'Oh, thank you very much.'

704. I thought I saw you storm out of here ten minutes ago.

705. Well, on top of everything else, they can't find my coat.

706. So it doesn't take a genius to figure out

707. that your sorry scheme blew up

708. in your face, you owe meten.

709. And Serena disappointed you twice today, so you owe me 20.

710. Coat checker!

711. What's wrong? It's not the coat.

712. I'm sorry. Are we friends?

713. Of course not.

714. - Here you go, sir. - Oh, excellent.

715. - Thank you. - Here you are.

716. I had a horrible fight with my mother.

717. I tried to be Indra Nooyi.

718. And while I admit that choice may have been a bit random..

719. the other choice was to be my mother

720. and I didn't want that.

721. Why not?

722. You care about fashion more than most people

723. care about, uh, well, anything.

724. You used to send girls home crying from Constance

725. for wearing tights as pants.

726. Well, somebody had to.

727. 'It was for the greater good.'

728. Just like my suggestion that you take off that tie

729. and shove it in your pocket right now.

730. You're an evil dictator of taste, Blair.

731. Why deny that just because it's what your mother does?

732. And by the way, this tie was my grandfather's.

733. If only he'd been buried in it.

734. I didn't lie to you, Charles.

735. You're familiar with the sin of omission?

736. You seemed calmed by the idea of Thorpe as the buyer.

737. And I needed to keep things smooth for another 24 hours

738. so that this deal would close without incident

739. but it looks like I failed.

740. The buyer just called.

741. Somehow, he heard about the scene that just transpired.

742. Little war between me and my children

743. and he's backing out.

744. Over a family squabble?

745. All he had to do was hear that you and I were in a standoff.

746. And now he's concerned that there would be problems

747. between us every step of the acquisition.

748. So, my father's life's work..

749. ..is heading for the auction block?

750. Pray it goes to someone who doesn't chop it up.

751. Thank you all for coming, and, uh, a special thanks

752. to the folks who came in from Chicago.

753. 'Uh, where we've enjoyed a great run.'

754. But... a wise man once told me

755. "If you stay in one place long enough..

756. you'll never go anywhere."

757. Which is why my daughter and I are very pleased to announce

758. that Thorpe Enterprises, is packing up and moving east

759. to New York City.

760. I was planning to get settled before I dove into business..

761. but I'm a restless man.

762. So I've decided to set my sights high

763. 'on a company that has just this minute'

764. come back up on the block.

765. My dear departed friend's Bass Industries.

766. Looks like page six of this party will read

767. "The world according to Thorpe."

768. So, cheers to new friends

769. and inevitable enemies.

770. Forget your usual suspects, Upper East Siders..

771. I look forward to facing you all.

772. there's a new family in town.

773. Come to twist the knife further?

774. You were right.

775. I used you..

776. and I shouldn't have. I'm sorry.

777. Don't be.

778. I-I've watched you struggling to find your path

779. and I guess I just hoped that you would want to follow mine

780. but like any self-respecting daughter

781. of an egocentric mother..

782. would be repelled by the thought

783. of being anything like her.

784. That is not true.

785. Uh, mother, you are brilliant

786. and resilient..

787. and... a businesswoman

788. and an artist.

789. I'd be crazy not to want to be like you.

790. Really?

791. But you are not a designer.

792. You are a, um..

793. A dictator of taste.

794. Exactly! I love that.

795. - Who said that? - A friend of mine.

796. Well, if only there was a person who did that for a living.

797. Someone for you to aspire to.

798. There is.

799. Editrix of a high fashion magazine.

800. So we'll strategize in the morning?

801. I realized I didn't really need to be in possession of this.

802. Thank you, I guess.

803. I would say I'm sorry about today

804. but in my head that just sounds inadequate.

805. Nah, you don't need to apologize.

806. It's not your fault that I seem to drop everything

807. just to make myself available to you.

808. I don't mean to take you for granted.

809. It's just, if we're being completely honest..

810. We are.

811. I think that maybe sometimes I test you.

812. You know, I keep thinking that if things get too hard

813. you'll give up on me, but you never do.

814. And I never will.

815. If you really need me ever, I am there.

816. But I think there's a reason you didn't insist

817. I come with you over break.

818. And why you didn't try to make me stay?

819. So where does that leave us?

820. With one last shot.

821. If we ever do jump in again, that'll be it.

822. We either sink or swim. We won't get another chance.

823. And when that time comes we..

824. better make damn sure we're ready.

825. Yeah. We should.

826. - Nate, I can't talk right now. - 'Yes, you can.'

827. Your parole officer just called me

828. 'cause he didn't know where you were again.

829. Dad, if you don't get a job soon

830. they're gonna send you back to prison.

831. Kid, I'm in an interview right now.

832. Yeah, at this time of night? Sure, dad. Whatever you say.

833. Sorry about that. Just my son.

834. Anyway, you were saying?

835. Well, I've been gone for a while, and, uh..

836. we've been hard-pressed to find just the right

837. financial guy to introduce us to NYC.

838. I know you've still got a lot of friends, family connections.

839. What do you think?

840. In the new year we resolve to do things

841. we've only dreamed of doing.

842. And not to do other things ever again.

843. I hope your visits don't become a habit, Humphrey.

844. Don't worry, I don't think you'll be seeing me

845. around here for a while.

846. Heading home to Brooklyn?

847. No, actually, I was gonna catch

848. "Monsieur Hulot's Holiday" at the Walter Reade.

849. Tryin' to cheer myself up.

850. Oh. Well, I do enjoy myself some Tati.

851. Though I suppose if you're trying to improve your mood

852. that my coming with you would defeat that purpose.

853. It is pretty funny. Even you couldn't kill that much comedy.

854. I still require you to sit two seats away.

855. Works for me. Keeps your paws off my popcorn.

856. Wait here while I change.

857. We may surprise ourselves as we face the future.

858. Or be surprised when cleaning up the past.

859. Hi. I'm here to see Ben Donovan.

860. I know it's late, but I really need to talk to him.

861. I'm sorry. You just missed him. Mr. Donovan was released.

862. What? How?

863. His parole was moved up by a Judge Stephens.

864. When did this happen?

865. Says here the paperwork was filed a couple of days ago.

866. Just went through this evening.

867. So, Russell Thorpe seems nice.

868. Oh, my God. It's not just his disloyalty or deviousness.

869. It's his pomposity.

870. And the fact that you slept with him?

871. How did you kn—

872. I remembered where I knew the name.

873. It's from the time when we exchanged our lists.

874. Oh, well, it was a long time ago, and it was fleeting.

875. Just when you thought you'd escaped

876. another major scandal today.

877. Dishonesty may help some make a few good amends.

878. While others are left to wonder if they can handle the truth.

879. What are you doing here?

880. Riverpark's one of the only bars I like in New York.

881. And I came to offer you an apology.

882. Today at the office, the identity game.

883. I'm usually more straightforward than that.

884. Which leads me to my next point.

885. Edge of my seat.

886. My father reported your family's fight

887. to the buyer during the party.

888. Scared him off so he could go after it himself.

889. While I'm impressed with your honesty

890. I can't say I like the information

891. or your relationship to it.

892. It's just business.

893. Right now I'm trying to focus on whatever pleasure I can.

894. If you can separate the two, so can I.

895. My car is just outside.

896. I'll wait five minutes before taking off.

897. If I go home alone..

898. I'll never bring it up again.

899. And whether you kick things off by sleeping with the enemy..

900. or trying your best to remake a former friend..

901. Serena.

902. You're still here.

903. Just waiting for the bus.

904. What are you even doing here?

905. Are you free for coffee?

906. I'm free for anything.

907. One thing's for sure.

908. Anything is possible.

909. XOXO. Gossip Girl.