1. Two years ago,
at the masquerade ballCopy !req
2. I tried to tell you I loved you.Copy !req
3. You loved me?Copy !req
4. I have feelings for you. I don't
wanna ruin our friendship.Copy !req
5. I think we should just throw
down and see what happens.Copy !req
6. I mean, we just fell asleep.Copy !req
7. After an entire
bottle of wine and..Copy !req
8. - And one kiss.
- A kiss is not nothing.Copy !req
9. People kiss because they have
feelings for each other.Copy !req
10. Blair, you and I are magnetic.Copy !req
11. Our pull is as
undeniable as ever.Copy !req
12. I'll be waiting at the top
of the Empire State Building.Copy !req
13. At 7:01, I'm closing
my heart to you forever.Copy !req
14. Hi, I'm meeting
a young man hereCopy !req
15. probably in a bowtie,
possibly carrying peonies.Copy !req
16. I did the most romantic thingCopy !req
17. I could think of,
and it didn't work.Copy !req
18. I'm sorry.Copy !req
19. 'Chuck? What are you doing?'Copy !req
20. - Is there someone in there?
- 'No, nobody.'Copy !req
21. Dorota went into labor.Copy !req
22. Sorry I was so late.Copy !req
23. I can't deny that our path
has been complicatedCopy !req
24. but in the end,
love makes everything simple.Copy !req
25. - I wanted it to be special.
- What happened?Copy !req
26. You need to ask her.Copy !req
27. I am so sorry
for the pain I've caused you.Copy !req
28. - Blair, will you..
- Hey!Copy !req
29. - Humphrey!
- You tell her.Copy !req
30. - You didn't.
- Blair..Copy !req
31. 'You did.'Copy !req
32. You, go and never come back.Copy !req
33. I think I need to be
alone for a while.Copy !req
34. - If you're out, you're out.
- 'Nate, I love you.'Copy !req
35. I'm someone who's not gonna
stop looking for loveCopy !req
36. 'which is why
I'm going to Paris'Copy !req
37. and, well,
you're coming with me.Copy !req
38. I really think I need this.Copy !req
39. Me too.Copy !req
40. It's gonna be okay, B.Copy !req
41. Georgina, what are you..
What are you doing back in town?Copy !req
42. Congratulations, daddy.Copy !req
43. He looks just like you.Copy !req
44. I'm not gonna spend
the entire summerCopy !req
45. waiting for her
to figure things out.Copy !req
46. When he took off for PragueCopy !req
47. Chuck left me
his little black book.Copy !req
48. There's no need to get rough.Copy !req
49. Hey! Not that.Copy !req
50. Just let me keep the box!Copy !req
51. And who am I?Copy !req
52. That's one secret
I'll never tell.Copy !req
53. You know you love me.Copy !req
54. XOXO. Gossip Girl.Copy !req
55. Nothing beats a summer abroadCopy !req
56. but when traveling
far from homeCopy !req
57. it's always nice to bring
along an old friendCopy !req
58. from the neighborhood.Copy !req
59. Cobblestones and Cafe de Flore.Copy !req
60. Serena's locked down
the left bankCopy !req
61. and become a muse to us all.Copy !req
62. Meanwhile, Blair rules
the right bank.Copy !req
63. Storming the shops
and consuming the classicsCopy !req
64. and sampling sugary snacksCopy !req
65. like a modern Marie Antoinette.Copy !req
66. But we hear
Serena's stories sizzleCopy !req
67. while Blair's are more fizzle.Copy !req
68. She shopped at Saint LaurentCopy !req
69. and dined at Drouant.Copy !req
70. But the only beau
B had this summerCopy !req
71. is on her headband.Copy !req
72. Our cute waiter
gave me his number.Copy !req
73. Blair, what are you doing?
We said we wouldn't checkCopy !req
74. "Gossip Girl" all summer.Copy !req
75. Summer's almost over.Copy !req
76. So what does it say about Chuck?Copy !req
77. I couldn't be less interested.Copy !req
78. No new posts. He's been MIA
since he left town in spring.Copy !req
79. And what does it say about us?Copy !req
80. "Ooh la la! Paris is burningCopy !req
81. and Serena and Blair,
lit the match."Copy !req
82. Of course, your flame
is hotter than mine.Copy !req
83. Everyone knows
that the only guyCopy !req
84. who's been in my pants
all summerCopy !req
85. is the tailor at Pierre Balmain.Copy !req
86. And whose fault is that?Copy !req
87. B, just as many guys
have flirted with youCopy !req
88. I just happen to have
a thing for French waiters.Copy !req
89. And bartenders
and museum docentsCopy !req
90. anyone on a Vespa or a bicycleCopy !req
91. or wearing Zadig and Voltaire.Copy !req
92. B, what's wrong?
I thought you were having fun.Copy !req
93. I am. The best.Copy !req
94. But..Copy !req
95. all summer, I've been sittingCopy !req
96. in front of my favorite ManetCopy !req
97. and reading Colette in the parkCopy !req
98. hoping that I'll lock eyes
with somebodyCopy !req
99. who's doing
the same thing as meCopy !req
100. and feeling
the same things I am.Copy !req
101. That's really romantic.Copy !req
102. But alas, not effective.Copy !req
103. For all my efforts,
I'm heading back homeCopy !req
104. with a Chuck-sized cloud
over my head.Copy !req
105. And I don't..Copy !req
106. even need
to find a great love.Copy !req
107. I just wanna go on
one nice date.Copy !req
108. Well, then this calls
for some moreSancerre.Copy !req
109. Come on, I know a great wine bar
down the streetCopy !req
110. and it happens to have
a very cute bartender.Copy !req
111. Jenny looked so good,
you could even tellCopy !req
112. what color her eyes are.Copy !req
113. Well, sending her
to Hudson was a good decision.Copy !req
114. - You know what what wasn't?
- Visiting my mother.Copy !req
115. - We had to.
- Yeah.Copy !req
116. Couldn't we have just said
the Arno floodedCopy !req
117. and stayed
with Eric and ElliotCopy !req
118. in Italy a little longer?Copy !req
119. 'Message one.'Copy !req
120. 'Lillian, it's Eleanor.'Copy !req
121. 'Just a reminder
that you offered'Copy !req
122. 'your lovely abode'Copy !req
123. 'for the fashion's night out'Copy !req
124. 'planning luncheon tomorrow.'Copy !req
125. 'Cyrus, you're going to
cut offAna's circulation.'Copy !req
126. - 'Seriously, dear.'
- Aren't you glad that's not us?Copy !req
127. Imagine starting all over againCopy !req
128. with diapers
and bottles and spit up.Copy !req
129. 'Next message.'Copy !req
130. 'Lily, it's Bruce Caplan.'Copy !req
131. 'Call me when you get in.'Copy !req
132. 'It's important.'Copy !req
133. Hmm. The Bass business manager.Copy !req
134. I wonder what he wants.Copy !req
135. If it's about Chuck,
I'd rather not know.Copy !req
136. 'End of messages.'Copy !req
137. No message from Dan?Copy !req
138. Last time we went
this long without talkingCopy !req
139. was when he had his tonsils out.Copy !req
140. And I am sick of texting.Copy !req
141. Since he hasn't called usCopy !req
142. it's time to call in
the big guns.Copy !req
143. Please, wake me up
with a few-few storiesCopy !req
144. from Chuck's little black book.Copy !req
145. I, uh, I think
the last time we spokeCopy !req
146. you-you'd made it
through all the Ts.Copy !req
147. Yeah, well, let's just say VCopy !req
148. is for vivid,
and leave it at that.Copy !req
149. I mean, it's pretty awesome.Copy !req
150. I'm having tons of sex.Copy !req
151. I never have to
eat dinner aloneCopy !req
152. and best of allCopy !req
153. I don't have to
talk about anything.Copy !req
154. So the key
to a good relationshipCopy !req
155. is no relationship at all? Hmm.Copy !req
156. It does get
pretty exhausting, though.Copy !req
157. Hey, don't-don't get
me started on exhausted.Copy !req
158. Hey, what you're
really tired of isCopy !req
159. keeping everything a big secret.Copy !req
160. No, no, no. My-my-my
dad and Lily are home todayCopy !req
161. so I'm-I'm..
I'll tell them, I promise.Copy !req
162. Tell them what?Copy !req
163. What decision?
It's not mine to make.Copy !req
164. Nate broke up with me,
and Dan was tryingCopy !req
165. to patch things up
with Vanessa.Copy !req
166. Well, I'm not asking youCopy !req
167. to make predictions about them.Copy !req
168. It's about you,
what's in your heart.Copy !req
169. At night,
when you're falling asleepCopy !req
170. what are you wishing for?Copy !req
171. When you asked me on this tripCopy !req
172. you promised me retail therapy.Copy !req
173. I fall asleep
thinkin' about guysCopy !req
174. named Louboutin and Laurent.Copy !req
175. Home doesn't exist
until we're there.Copy !req
176. - Speaking of home..
- 'Mademoiselle, pour vous.'Copy !req
177. Oh. Merci, Delfine.Copy !req
178. Judging from
its weight and size I'd sayCopy !req
179. it's your course catalogue
from Brown.Copy !req
180. I'll let you know
when I open it.Copy !req
181. You know, as much as
I'm gonna miss youCopy !req
182. when you're in Providence,
having separate livesCopy !req
183. ensures no competition,
which meansCopy !req
184. no high school pettiness.Copy !req
185. Promise we won't go back
to our old ways.Copy !req
186. Like you said,
that was high school.Copy !req
187. 'So you have
no idea where he is?Copy !req
188. Well, Charles didn't exactly
leave town on good termsCopy !req
189. and even when he does,
he finds it bestCopy !req
190. not to tell us where
he's going, for our own sakes.Copy !req
191. Hey, well, I need your help in
finding him this time and fast.Copy !req
192. He hasn't paid the mortgage
on the Empire since May.Copy !req
193. - That's when he left.
- Yeah.Copy !req
194. Well, the bank says
one more missed paymentCopy !req
195. he'll be in default.Copy !req
196. So these are the last records
of his movements.Copy !req
197. It's, uh, plane ticketsCopy !req
198. credit card charges,
ATM withdrawals.Copy !req
199. Why don't you look 'em over
and maybe make a few calls?Copy !req
200. Of course. Thank you, Bruce.Copy !req
201. Thank you. We'll find him.Copy !req
202. Okay.Copy !req
203. - Hey, mom.
- 'Hi, sweetheart.'Copy !req
204. 'I wanna hear
all about your day.'Copy !req
205. The food, the shoppingCopy !req
206. and the boys on Vespas.Copy !req
207. Well, that pretty much
sums it up.Copy !req
208. But first, um..Copy !req
209. I wanted to know
if you or BlairCopy !req
210. have heard from Charles.Copy !req
211. No, and I don't expect to.Copy !req
212. It's actually decent of him
leaving her alone.Copy !req
213. Yeah, poor Blair.
Is she still hurting?Copy !req
214. Yeah, but she's putting up
a good front.Copy !req
215. And I wouldn't
worry about Chuck.Copy !req
216. Any normal summer, he's drunkCopy !req
217. on some island
where polygamy's legal.Copy !req
218. 'Given everything that happened'Copy !req
219. 'it makes sense
he's gone rogue.'Copy !req
220. - Why are you so interested?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
221. Uh, if you don't know anything
I can find out myself.Copy !req
222. 'You just keep having
a good time.'Copy !req
223. How are you?Copy !req
224. I'm not sure.Copy !req
225. I got into Columbia.Copy !req
226. Serena, that's wonderful.Copy !req
227. Yeah.Copy !req
228. Yeah, but I'm not sure
Blair will think so.Copy !req
229. Your dad called me.
He said he couldn't reach you.Copy !req
230. I told him he should try SerenaCopy !req
231. because I assumed
you'd be with her.Copy !req
232. Because what other reasonCopy !req
233. could there possibly beCopy !req
234. that you haven't called
or emailed me all summerCopy !req
235. or making me have this
conversation in the doorway.Copy !req
236. No, Vanessa, I'm so sorry about
that, but there is a reason.Copy !req
237. Is it..Copy !req
238. because you've
become a hoarder?Copy !req
239. You know what, a-after what
you did, I shouldn't even careCopy !req
240. but... are you okay?Copy !req
241. I'm..Copy !req
242. I guess you're more than okay.Copy !req
243. Is that the reason you've
been avoiding everyone?Copy !req
244. Because you're seeing
someone new?Copy !req
245. No, I'm not. I'm-I'm not.Copy !req
246. 'Dan, is there someone here?'Copy !req
247. You know what, this was
a mistake. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
248. That's probably
a good idea. Thanks.Copy !req
249. - You're dating Georgina?
- No, no, we're not dating.Copy !req
250. That's true, we barely
ever leave the house.Copy !req
251. No, but it's not-it's not
for the reason you think.Copy !req
252. Then what other possible
reason could there beCopy !req
253. in the God-I-don't-believe-in's
universe for Georgina SparksCopy !req
254. to be leaving lingerie
around your house?Copy !req
255. Meet Milo.Copy !req
256. He's our son.Copy !req
257. No.Copy !req
258. No. Shut up!Copy !req
259. No, you-you really,
you have to shut up.Copy !req
260. Right now.Copy !req
261. Shut up!Copy !req
262. Oh, my God.
Okay, you didn't.Copy !req
263. 'You did?'Copy !req
264. 'Are you serious?'Copy !req
265. Shut up!Copy !req
266. - 'Stop. Oh, my—'
- Tiff, do you mind?Copy !req
267. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
268. Okay, you didn't.Copy !req
269. 'You did not. You did?'Copy !req
270. Wouldn't wanna interrupt
your girlfriend'sCopy !req
271. private conversation.Copy !req
272. It seemed pretty important.Copy !req
273. She's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
274. I was being polite.Copy !req
275. No, she's not that either.Copy !req
276. She's just a..Copy !req
277. friend of a friend.Copy !req
278. Well, what kind of
a friend is that?Copy !req
279. The kind that leaves me
his little black bookCopy !req
280. for the summer.Copy !req
281. Aah.Copy !req
282. And I doubt your friend
would bring his friendCopy !req
283. to a place like Norma's.Copy !req
284. Well, it's the least I can doCopy !req
285. to take her
to a nice restaurant.Copy !req
286. 'I mean, that Perkins hostess'Copy !req
287. slept with Tiger Woods
for over a yearCopy !req
288. and all he got her
was a chicken wrap.Copy !req
289. Oh. That's respectable.Copy !req
290. Thank you.Copy !req
291. 'So why isn't it
your companion?'Copy !req
292. Well, I tried respectable.Copy !req
293. You were hurt.Copy !req
294. No.Copy !req
295. Well, I guess there's a..Copy !req
296. first time for everything.Copy !req
297. Easy come, easy go.Copy !req
298. I can't tell if your approachCopy !req
299. is enlightened or chauvinistic.Copy !req
300. Take her seat and find out.Copy !req
301. That's a good line.Copy !req
302. You almost pulled it off but..Copy !req
303. I have an appointment
I can't be late for.Copy !req
304. Well, Nate Archibald.Copy !req
305. Uh... could I at least
get your number?Copy !req
306. What, it's not in
your friend's little black book?Copy !req
307. An American who loves Manet?Copy !req
308. It's too good to be true.Copy !req
309. How did you know I was American?Copy !req
310. And don't tell me
it's because my accentCopy !req
311. isn't as good as I think.Copy !req
312. Your accent is divine.Copy !req
313. But your watch is set
to Eastern Standard Time.Copy !req
314. - New York?
- Born and bred.Copy !req
315. I've never been. But I'd love
to hear all about it.Copy !req
316. Over dinner tonight?Copy !req
317. It would be my pleasure.Copy !req
318. Great.Copy !req
319. Give me your information and..Copy !req
320. I'll pick you up at 9:00.Copy !req
321. Louis?Copy !req
322. - I'll see you tonight.
- Wait, wait. A car?Copy !req
323. Embassy? Grimaldi?Copy !req
324. - Don't tell me—
- I'm Louis.Copy !req
325. Just Louis.Copy !req
326. Hey, where are you?
I wanted to talk to youCopy !req
327. this morning
but you'd already left.Copy !req
328. I think I just met
a real live prince.Copy !req
329. A Grimaldi.Copy !req
330. As in the royal family
of Monaco.Copy !req
331. As in Grace
American Princess Kelly.Copy !req
332. Stop whatever you're doing,
we need to shop.Copy !req
333. Only for you, B.Copy !req
334. Spotted. B. and S.Copy !req
335. Chic and cheerfulCopy !req
336. up on Boulevard Haussmann.Copy !req
337. They dallied
at department storesCopy !req
338. and stayed a while
at Tally Weijl.Copy !req
339. Down on Rue Saint-HonoreCopy !req
340. they courted couture
at Palais-RoyalCopy !req
341. and found the perfect outfitsCopy !req
342. to bash the competition.Copy !req
343. Then they headed
to the Golden TriangleCopy !req
344. where Montaigne
meets George CinqCopy !req
345. and luxury goods
are the opiate of choice.Copy !req
346. But the Grimaldis
aren't a very large family.Copy !req
347. He's probably
a first cousin at leastCopy !req
348. but just to be sure..Copy !req
349. B, what are you doing?Copy !req
350. Cinderella did not Google
Prince Charming.Copy !req
351. A mystery man shows up
at your paintingCopy !req
352. just like you wanted,
and you cannot make thisCopy !req
353. about some social agenda.Copy !req
354. You're right, and so what ifCopy !req
355. my fairy godmother
is my credit card?Copy !req
356. This is fate.Copy !req
357. Wait, before I lose you
to another shoe comaCopy !req
358. there's something
I wanna talk to you about.Copy !req
359. That package I got yesterday—Copy !req
360. S, I want to hear all aboutCopy !req
361. how Brown offers
a major in raw foods, but..Copy !req
362. It's Louis.Copy !req
363. We're going to Baccarat!Copy !req
364. I have just the thing to wear.Copy !req
365. And you have to pick up
a little something too.Copy !req
366. His friend Jean Michel
showed up unexpectedly in townCopy !req
367. and our date is now a double.Copy !req
368. I don't think
that's a good idea.Copy !req
369. - This is your princess moment.
- Please?Copy !req
370. If you don't come,
he's gonna cancel.Copy !req
371. And those brown boots
would look amazing on you.Copy !req
372. Brown! What did you want
to tell me about college?Copy !req
373. It can wait. Let's go buy boots.Copy !req
374. Look, I-I'm-I'm
working on it.Copy !req
375. I just need a little more time.Copy !req
376. 'You have one day.'Copy !req
377. Not again, Milo.Copy !req
378. Can't you ever sleep
for more than five minutes?Copy !req
379. 'Sorry, I think
I have the wrong number.'Copy !req
380. Oh. Mr. Humphrey.Copy !req
381. Um, this is Georgina Sparks.Copy !req
382. It's so great to hear from you.Copy !req
383. 'It is?'Copy !req
384. 'Georgina..'Copy !req
385. '... I-I don't understand.'Copy !req
386. 'Why are you answering
my phone?'Copy !req
387. 'Where's Dan?'Copy !req
388. Listen, I'm sorry that we
couldn't talk more yesterday.Copy !req
389. Milo's been real colicky.Copy !req
390. The fact that you
even know that word is—Copy !req
391. Oh, oh, oh, you'd be shocked
at what I knowCopy !req
392. about breast-feeding
and baby poopCopy !req
393. and episiotomies.Copy !req
394. Wow, do not mention
her Geor-gina.Copy !req
395. 'It's a lot to take in.'Copy !req
396. Believe me.Copy !req
397. But please-please
don't tell my dadCopy !req
398. 'or-or Lily, alright?'Copy !req
399. I gotta be the one
to tell them myself.Copy !req
400. - Why haven't you?
- 'I don't know.'Copy !req
401. Maybe 'cause
I'm totally freaking out?Copy !req
402. Do you know how difficult it is
to keep a baby alive?Copy !req
403. You can't drop it,
you can't leave it alone.Copy !req
404. It has to eat, like,
every three hours.Copy !req
405. If I don't know
what hit me hereCopy !req
406. how am I supposed
to tell my dad?Copy !req
407. I have to ask, as will Rufus..Copy !req
408. are you sure Milo's yours?Copy !req
409. Of course he is.Copy !req
410. I mean, I'm pretty..
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.Copy !req
411. You didn't have
a paternity test?Copy !req
412. Vanessa, you weren't there
when she came to me.Copy !req
413. Her parents threw her out.
She was.. She was scared.Copy !req
414. It was actually my idea
for her to move in.Copy !req
415. And I've been waitingCopy !req
416. for the crazy shoe to drop.Copy !req
417. But it never did. I mean, she's,
she's been great with Milo.Copy !req
418. Dan, we're talking
about Georgina Sparks.Copy !req
419. Her hair lies.Copy !req
420. You can't trust one thingCopy !req
421. that comes out of her mouthCopy !req
422. let alone anywhere else.Copy !req
423. I know. I asked her
for a paternity test.Copy !req
424. But you can't get one
in the last trimester.Copy !req
425. I didn't sign
the birth certificate.Copy !req
426. I told her I wouldn't
until we got the test.Copy !req
427. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
428. You have outdone
yourself once again.Copy !req
429. Truly fit for a king.Copy !req
430. Well, not a king yet,
but maybe someday.Copy !req
431. You clean up pretty good too.Copy !req
432. Merci.Copy !req
433. Oh. He's driving himself.Copy !req
434. That's... progressive.Copy !req
435. Independent.Copy !req
436. Louis, bonsoir.Copy !req
437. Blair, you look amazing.Copy !req
438. - And this must be Serena.
- Uh, nice to meet you.Copy !req
439. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
440. 'Serena, um, may I introduce'Copy !req
441. Jean Michel Grimaldi..Copy !req
442. of Monaco.Copy !req
443. Uh, I don't understand.Copy !req
444. I thought you were a Grimaldi.Copy !req
445. The chauffeur was taking
you to the embassy.Copy !req
446. Oh, you misunderstood.Copy !req
447. I am a driver
for Jean Michel's family.Copy !req
448. I took them to the embassy,
where they're staying.Copy !req
449. Oh. I-I see.Copy !req
450. So that means
your date is a princeCopy !req
451. and mine..Copy !req
452. Is charming, handsome,
and loves Monet.Copy !req
453. We make our own fairy tales.Copy !req
454. Let's go.Copy !req
455. Oh.Copy !req
456. I've never sat up here before.Copy !req
457. Oh, wait.Copy !req
458. Spotted. B riding shotgun.Copy !req
459. Great view.Copy !req
460. Let's see if our royal wannabeCopy !req
461. has the grace to make it
through the night.Copy !req
462. Eleanor, you're early.Copy !req
463. Well, just to set up, dearCopy !req
464. and to accessorize you properly.Copy !req
465. You know Bass
is not her middle name.Copy !req
466. Well... I was afraid nobody would
know who she was.Copy !req
467. Not a lot of Humphreys
in the society pages.Copy !req
468. You don't have to stick
around if you don't want.Copy !req
469. Oh, you think I'd skip out on a
roomful of champagne and models?Copy !req
470. Are you forgetting
I used to be a rock star?Copy !req
471. Oh, what is this?Copy !req
472. Why do you have
Chuck's travel itineraryCopy !req
473. bank statements,
and credit card bills?Copy !req
474. Because I think
he might be in trouble.Copy !req
475. After what he did? Good.Copy !req
476. Well, apparently,
he went to Prague in MayCopy !req
477. checked into his usual suite
at The MandarinCopy !req
478. and never checked out.Copy !req
479. His credit card charges
are very un-Charles-likeCopy !req
480. second-class train tickets,
prepaid cell phones.Copy !req
481. What if something
happened to him?Copy !req
482. Look, for better or worse,
he's a part of this family.Copy !req
483. Yours, not ours.Copy !req
484. And after the choices
he's made, Chuck deservesCopy !req
485. whatever's coming to him.Copy !req
486. Did I hear you say Chuck?Copy !req
487. Blair will not
even mention his name.Copy !req
488. She never even told me
why they broke up.Copy !req
489. Uh, you wanna
tell her or should I?Copy !req
490. Aren't you so excited
that our girlsCopy !req
491. will be at Columbia
together this year?Copy !req
492. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
493. I didn't even know
that Serena had applied.Copy !req
494. Here you go, Danielle.Copy !req
495. And if the CFDA needsCopy !req
496. more volunteers, let me know.Copy !req
497. - I'm around.
- Of course.Copy !req
498. Juliet, have you met
Willy WongCopy !req
499. from NYC & Company?Copy !req
500. - Oh.
- Nice to meet you, Juliet.Copy !req
501. Nice to meet you.
Oh. Here you go.Copy !req
502. - Thank you.
- And drinks are to your left.Copy !req
503. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
504. And the guards at the casino
were charging on us.Copy !req
505. $1000 chips
were flying everywhere.Copy !req
506. Everywhere.Copy !req
507. Then a guard
grabbed me by my beltCopy !req
508. and dragged me
out to the street.Copy !req
509. All because
he was wearing blue jeans.Copy !req
510. - It was crazy.
- It was crazy.Copy !req
511. 'Oh, my gosh.'Copy !req
512. Sure.Copy !req
513. But enforcing strict standards
of dress is essentialCopy !req
514. for maintaining
the decorum of an event.Copy !req
515. Besides, it's tradition.Copy !req
516. Men's formal wear hasn't changedCopy !req
517. hardly in over a hundred years.Copy !req
518. 'And it's not
just a symbol of class.'Copy !req
519. Owning a tuxedo shows the worldCopy !req
520. that a man has enough meansCopy !req
521. to marry and provide
a future for his family.Copy !req
522. Blair, are you okay?Copy !req
523. It's my mother
calling from New York.Copy !req
524. I should take this. I'm fine.Copy !req
525. So who wants
a bite of her dessert?Copy !req
526. What is it, mother? I can't
talk long, I'm on a date.Copy !req
527. Blair, you sound irritated,
are you okay?Copy !req
528. Why does everyone
keep asking me that?Copy !req
529. So what if Serena always gets
the prince and I get the pauper?Copy !req
530. Being jealous of her is totally
Constance, and I've moved on.Copy !req
531. 'Well, that's
wonderfully mature, dear.'Copy !req
532. And the best part is that
nothing has to changeCopy !req
533. now that she's going to be
at Columbia.Copy !req
534. What?Copy !req
535. Serena's going to Columbia?Copy !req
536. Let me know if there's anything
else I can do for you, Karlie.Copy !req
537. Thanks. Is Eleanor here?Copy !req
538. Uh... oh, right there.Copy !req
539. Nate?Copy !req
540. Hey... Juliet.Copy !req
541. What are you doing here?Copy !req
542. I'm a volunteer.
I worked the event last year.Copy !req
543. - What are you doing here?
- 'Nathaniel.'Copy !req
544. Thank you
for getting here so fast.Copy !req
545. Um..Copy !req
546. I was hoping you could
look at Charles' papersCopy !req
547. and see if there was anything
that you might findCopy !req
548. that I haven't.Copy !req
549. But steer clear of Rufus, okay?Copy !req
550. Okay.Copy !req
551. Oh, my God.Copy !req
552. - Blair, come meet Lou Doillon.
- Bonjour.Copy !req
553. Bonjour.Copy !req
554. Hey, maybe you could
ask Lou DoillonCopy !req
555. to be your new best friendCopy !req
556. 'because I'm done.'Copy !req
557. Have fun on my date.Copy !req
558. Excuse me.Copy !req
559. Can I get your name?Copy !req
560. No.Copy !req
561. Oh, God. This is not good.Copy !req
562. Georgina. To what do we
owe the pleasure?Copy !req
563. You have 15 seconds
to top me off or you're fired.Copy !req
564. Ahem, Georgina, maybe you
should come with me.Copy !req
565. That's sweet, Archibald,
but I don't like vanilla.Copy !req
566. - Does Dan know you're here?
- Why would Dan know?Copy !req
567. - 'Hello, Dan.'
- Hey.Copy !req
568. Uh, I'm-I'm at home,
and you guys aren't here.Copy !req
569. What, you go on
a walk without me?Copy !req
570. Yes, we did.Copy !req
571. All the way across the bridge.Copy !req
572. Georgina, don't do this.Copy !req
573. What? W-why?Copy !req
574. I just thought
it was time everyone met.Copy !req
575. 'Would you like
to talk to your dad?'Copy !req
576. Rufus, Dan's on the phone.Copy !req
577. He'd like to speak with you.Copy !req
578. Dad, I am so sorry.
I-I wanted to tell you.Copy !req
579. I just.. I-I didn't know how.Copy !req
580. Tell me what?Copy !req
581. - Whose baby is that?
- Here you go, grandpa.Copy !req
582. Oh, God.Copy !req
583. This is Milo Humphrey,
your grandson.Copy !req
584. Daniel? Dan?Copy !req
585. Spotted. Georgina SparksCopy !req
586. a stroller and Dan's dad
with a scowl.Copy !req
587. I think he's on his way.Copy !req
588. Looks like lonely boy
has a baby boy.Copy !req
589. Meredith, I am so sorry
about this.Copy !req
590. Please apologize
to everyone at "Vogue."Copy !req
591. Um, unfortunately,
something has come upCopy !req
592. but Eleanor has said
she's more than happyCopy !req
593. to continue
the party at her place.Copy !req
594. And we've got a little one
there as well.Copy !req
595. Absolutely adorable thing.
You'll love her.Copy !req
596. What's going on? Why does
Georgina Sparks have a baby?Copy !req
597. We are still trying
to figure that out.Copy !req
598. I'll keep you posted.Copy !req
599. - Okay.
- Bye.Copy !req
600. Meredith. Hello, Nathaniel.Copy !req
601. I wanna take you to..Copy !req
602. Who could've seen this coming?Copy !req
603. Have you met Georgina?Copy !req
604. - Good point. Where is she?
- She..Copy !req
605. Please tell me
this is just another oneCopy !req
606. of her ridiculous schemes.Copy !req
607. Why don't you, um,
talk in Serena's room?Copy !req
608. Hey.Copy !req
609. Sorry all the drama
ruined your luncheon today.Copy !req
610. That's okay.Copy !req
611. Well, in case you're wonderingCopy !req
612. my life's been pretty
drama-free these days.Copy !req
613. Uh, hello.Copy !req
614. 'Pardon the interruption,
Mr. Archibald'Copy !req
615. 'but there's an emergency
in your suite.'Copy !req
616. What kind of an emergency?Copy !req
617. Hey, there you are.
What's wrong?Copy !req
618. You can have
the left bank, okay?Copy !req
619. But I want the right.Copy !req
620. Every cleavage-baring blousonCopy !req
621. and cute bartender is yours.Copy !req
622. But I want a dress from DiorCopy !req
623. and I want a date with a royal.Copy !req
624. And I wanna go to schoolCopy !req
625. and take classes
and have friendsCopy !req
626. without living in your shadow
for the next three years.Copy !req
627. You heard about Columbia.Copy !req
628. Do you wanna hold him?Copy !req
629. Look, I-I wasn't expecting
this introduction either.Copy !req
630. You didn't have to
spring it on us like this.Copy !req
631. I know I have
a flair for the dramatic.Copy !req
632. But I didn't know
what else to do.Copy !req
633. Dan wasn't telling you,
and you had to know.Copy !req
634. At least now
everybody's talking.Copy !req
635. Oh, please.
You're enjoying this.Copy !req
636. I know you think I'm crazyCopy !req
637. that I'm a schemer and a liarCopy !req
638. and pathologically selfish,
and-and that's true.Copy !req
639. Or it was.Copy !req
640. Till Milo was born.Copy !req
641. I understand if you hate meCopy !req
642. but please don't hate my son.Copy !req
643. He deserves
to have a good family.Copy !req
644. And no one has more
love than you or Rufus.Copy !req
645. Hey. Ooh.Copy !req
646. Lily, Dan hasn't done
a paternity test.Copy !req
647. It might not be his kid.Copy !req
648. Is this true, Georgina?Copy !req
649. You're right, Rufus.Copy !req
650. Dan did not do
the paternity test..Copy !req
651. but I did.Copy !req
652. I wanted you to love Milo
because you wanted toCopy !req
653. 'not because you had to.'Copy !req
654. But if it's come to this,
then so be it.Copy !req
655. This-this says
I'm the father.Copy !req
656. Well, no offense if
I don't take your word for it.Copy !req
657. Blair, I'm sorry. I know you
wanna do your own thingCopy !req
658. but Columbia isn't yours.Copy !req
659. My dad went to med school there.Copy !req
660. He encouraged me to apply.Copy !req
661. And I wanna go to collegeCopy !req
662. but I don't wanna
leave the city.Copy !req
663. I wanna be with my family
and my friends.Copy !req
664. - I-I wanna be with you.
- Oh, lucky me!Copy !req
665. I love how it
never has occurred to youCopy !req
666. that someone might not wanna
see you every single day.Copy !req
667. Someone, sure.
Probably lots of people.Copy !req
668. But not my best friend.Copy !req
669. I need a chance
to succeed on my own.Copy !req
670. I wanna be myself,
where I belong.Copy !req
671. Last year, first with
NYU and then ChuckCopy !req
672. it was the worst year
of my life.Copy !req
673. Yeah, well, my last yearCopy !req
674. was pretty awful too.Copy !req
675. I-I-I fell for a married manCopy !req
676. got in a major car accident.Copy !req
677. I fought with my mother so much
I was basically homeless.Copy !req
678. And then there was my dad.Copy !req
679. Fine.Copy !req
680. Stay in the city.Copy !req
681. Just go to
a different school, okay?Copy !req
682. Blair, I wanna make
you happy, I really do.Copy !req
683. But college
is too big of a deal.Copy !req
684. I got in and I'm gonna go.Copy !req
685. Look, we can talk about
all of this tomorrow.Copy !req
686. But right nowCopy !req
687. there are two
very handsome FrenchmenCopy !req
688. waiting to take us to the front
of the line atLe Baron.Copy !req
689. Louis really likes you.Copy !req
690. Yes, he does.Copy !req
691. And so does Jean Michel,
for that matter.Copy !req
692. I'll go back, by myself.Copy !req
693. And I'll come up with some storyCopy !req
694. as to why you didn't return.Copy !req
695. That you tripped
and fell in the fountain.Copy !req
696. Seriously?Copy !req
697. No one's gonna believe that.Copy !req
698. Wanna bet?Copy !req
699. Well, thank you, doctor.Copy !req
700. I-I appreciate you confirming
these results yourself.Copy !req
701. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
702. It doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
703. - We're doing our own test.
- Dad, the dates line up.Copy !req
704. I-I thought
we were being carefulCopy !req
705. but it's not like
I didn't sleep with her.Copy !req
706. Why didn't you come to me
when she first showed up?Copy !req
707. Do you remember how you
reacted two years agoCopy !req
708. when Serena and I
had that scare?Copy !req
709. Not to mention I didn't know
that I could handleCopy !req
710. the truth myself.Copy !req
711. Everything you said then
is-is-is still true.Copy !req
712. I had to see this through.Copy !req
713. I-I couldn't let
Georgina go offCopy !req
714. raise this child without me,
never-never knowing him.Copy !req
715. I may get angry orprotectiveCopy !req
716. but I'll always
be there for you.Copy !req
717. That's how it works
when you're a father.Copy !req
718. You may not understand that nowCopy !req
719. but... trust me,
one day you will.Copy !req
720. I-I think I already do.Copy !req
721. Georgina, do you have
the birth certificate with you?Copy !req
722. It's in my bag.Copy !req
723. Thank you.Copy !req
724. Thanks, dad.Copy !req
725. What are you doing?Copy !req
726. You wanna play
"Rock Band 3" with us?Copy !req
727. 'There's a keyboard.
We can make it a five-piece.'Copy !req
728. Oh, I hope it's okay.
We used your credit card.Copy !req
729. Your friend who left you
his book, what was his name?Copy !req
730. Chuck Bass.Copy !req
731. And what would Chuck Bass
do in a situation like this?Copy !req
732. He wouldn't be
in this situation.Copy !req
733. And you shouldn't be either.Copy !req
734. 'When you're ready
to talk about what really'Copy !req
735. got you into this place..Copy !req
736. Give me a call.Copy !req
737. You're a natural.Copy !req
738. Thanks.Copy !req
739. Hmm. Have, uh, have you
talked to Serena lately?Copy !req
740. Well, the better question
is have you?Copy !req
741. I know something happened
between you two before she left.Copy !req
742. But I'm guessing you haven't hadCopy !req
743. much time to figure things out.Copy !req
744. There's nothing to figure
at this point.Copy !req
745. I-I can't imagine
she'd be interestedCopy !req
746. in being a stepmother.Copy !req
747. You know, I've-I've
sealed my fate, I think.Copy !req
748. But, uh, but-but when you do
speak to her, if you couldCopy !req
749. do me a favor and just not
say anything about this?Copy !req
750. I wanna be the one
to break this news.Copy !req
751. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
752. Is she having a good time?Copy !req
753. Well, it's Paris.
There's great shoppingCopy !req
754. great food, weekends with Harold
and Roman at thechateau.Copy !req
755. I think she's having
the time of her life.Copy !req
756. I know, Jean Michel,
we all love SerenaCopy !req
757. but she's just clumsy like that.Copy !req
758. It must be all those long limbs.Copy !req
759. Serena. What happened?Copy !req
760. Blair happened.
I'll see you in New York.Copy !req
761. Jean Michel, would you
care to walk me home?Copy !req
762. Wait, no, Jean Michel, don't!Copy !req
763. That's okay. I'm glad to
have you all to myself.Copy !req
764. Actually, I'm tired.Copy !req
765. If Jean Michel is gone,
shouldn't we go too?Copy !req
766. He told me I was
being overcautious..Copy !req
767. but I see that I was not.Copy !req
768. - About what?
- I am the royal.Copy !req
769. Jean Michel is my driver.Copy !req
770. When you asked me so many
questions about my nameCopy !req
771. my car, the embassy.Copy !req
772. I grew concerned that
you might not like me for me.Copy !req
773. What? No. Who-who would ever—Copy !req
774. It happens sometimes.Copy !req
775. But when I found you gazingCopy !req
776. at my favorite painting..Copy !req
777. I thought that
someone who lovedCopy !req
778. what I loved could,
could one day love me too.Copy !req
779. We hear Baccarat
just updated its menu.Copy !req
780. I thought it was fate,
but I guess not.Copy !req
781. No, no, no. It is fate.
It's just..Copy !req
782. Have a good evening, Blair.Copy !req
783. The Gateau du jourCopy !req
784. is now humble pie.Copy !req
785. Bon appetit, Blair.Copy !req
786. - Hello?
- Georgina? H-hey, it's Vanessa.Copy !req
787. Dan and the baby
are sleeping right now.Copy !req
788. - Yeah, I just tried his cell.
- Do you have a message?Copy !req
789. I don't really have time
to chat right now.Copy !req
790. I just wanted to tell him thatCopy !req
791. I am here if he needs to talk.Copy !req
792. I'm his friend
and always will be.Copy !req
793. Oh, that's sweet.
He's gonna need a friend.Copy !req
794. I'll let him know.Copy !req
795. And just in case you don'tCopy !req
796. I said the same thing
on his voicemail.Copy !req
797. You know me too well, friend.Copy !req
798. 'Goodbye, Vanessa.'Copy !req
799. Is it any consolation thatCopy !req
800. I totally imploded
and ruined my date?Copy !req
801. It's not. I called the airport.Copy !req
802. The car is already on the way.Copy !req
803. I can catch the red-eye.Copy !req
804. Can you hand me
that copy of "Be?"Copy !req
805. I wanna read it on the plane.Copy !req
806. Please don't go.Copy !req
807. I don't care about
dating a prince.Copy !req
808. I don't care
about dating anyone.Copy !req
809. I just care about you.Copy !req
810. I really need my friend
right now.Copy !req
811. I've been acting like
I'm okay, but I'm not.Copy !req
812. They say it's
a broken heart, but..Copy !req
813. I hurt in my whole body.Copy !req
814. I mean, what if I stay
like this forever?Copy !req
815. What if I never get over Chuck?Copy !req
816. You will. You'll see.Copy !req
817. I just don't know
what I'd do without you.Copy !req
818. I'm scared if
you come to ColumbiaCopy !req
819. that... I'll do something
to destroy us.Copy !req
820. Well, you pushed me
in a fountain tonightCopy !req
821. and here we are,
talking about itCopy !req
822. like mature young women.Copy !req
823. So I'd say that's a good sign.Copy !req
824. And what if
Columbia's a disasterCopy !req
825. and we lose each other for good?Copy !req
826. And what if it's amazing,
and we... become closerCopy !req
827. than we've ever been?Copy !req
828. Come on.Copy !req
829. Live dangerously.Copy !req
830. You in?Copy !req
831. Yeah, I'm in.Copy !req
832. Now all you have to do
is tell Dan and NateCopy !req
833. that you'll be
in the city next year.Copy !req
834. - What are you doing?
- Spreading the word myself.Copy !req
835. And you can't change your mindCopy !req
836. because Gossip Girl
hates being wrong.Copy !req
837. This just in
from Miss Bherself.Copy !req
838. Serena van der Woodsen
is heading to Columbia.Copy !req
839. S and B, together again?Copy !req
840. We think we've died
and gone to heaven.Copy !req
841. Or at least
the Upper West Side.Copy !req
842. - Nate.
- 'Hey!'Copy !req
843. I know it's late,
but you know what?Copy !req
844. You were right. I..Copy !req
845. I was hurt... by someone.Copy !req
846. A lot, actually.Copy !req
847. I'm sorry.Copy !req
848. 'I didn't think I was gonna have
to see her again for a while'Copy !req
849. and I just found out
she's coming backCopy !req
850. to New York City and..Copy !req
851. I'm just... not ready.Copy !req
852. 'You know, I was trying
to send a message to her'Copy !req
853. 'that I'm having
the time of my life'Copy !req
854. and it just isn't true.Copy !req
855. 'I can't keep it up,
I'm exhausted.'Copy !req
856. I owe the hotel
thousands of dollars in damages.Copy !req
857. Do you wanna meet up
to grab a cup of coffee?Copy !req
858. 'Sometimes it's easier
to talk to a stranger.'Copy !req
859. That sounds-sounds great. Yeah.Copy !req
860. French Roast, 20 minutes?Copy !req
861. Absolutely.Copy !req
862. It's from France. Hello?Copy !req
863. Yes, this is she.Copy !req
864. Oh, my God, is it Serena?
Is she okay?Copy !req
865. Okay, I will.Copy !req
866. What? What is it?Copy !req
867. A body washed up in Paris, shot.Copy !req
868. The identification they found
says it's... Charles Bass.Copy !req
869. - 'Stop!'
- My little sister!Copy !req
870. Chuck, get off of me!Copy !req
871. Did you sleep with her?Copy !req
872. - Jenny Humphrey was just—
- Well, don't say her name!Copy !req
873. Uh, where am I?Copy !req
874. You're safe.Copy !req
875. Who are you?Copy !req
876. What's your name?Copy !req
877. He-Henry. Henry Prince.Copy !req
878. You had the dream again.Copy !req
879. I hoped it wouldn't
follow us from Prague.Copy !req
880. I guess I'll have to
give it more time.Copy !req
881. You have as long as you need.Copy !req
882. My uncle said
the apartment is oursCopy !req
883. and he's got you a job too.Copy !req
884. Thank you.Copy !req
885. Welcome to Paris, Henry.Copy !req
886. Let's go home.Copy !req
887. Napoleon once saidCopy !req
888. that secrets travel fast
in Paris.Copy !req
889. But Gossip Girl
travels faster.Copy !req
890. Bisou bisou.Copy !req