1. Gossip girl
here—your one and only sourceCopy !req
2. I need to spend time in the dorm
to establish myself as queen.
It's not constance, Blair.Copy !req
3. I'm glad you're not wearing
that raccoon makeup anymore,Copy !req
4. 'cause you looked like
one of the incredibles.
Oh, thanks a lot.Copy !req
5. I don't want to be queen.
For what it's worth,
i choose you.Copy !req
6. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.Copy !req
7. I wanted to say good-bye
before i left for Boston.Copy !req
8. You're not going to brown.
You're scared to tell your mom.
Let me help you with this.Copy !req
9. And who am i?Copy !req
10. That's a secret
I'll never tell.Copy !req
11. You know you love me.Copy !req
12. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.Copy !req
13. The first day
of a new queen's reign...Copy !req
14. Nervous subjects Twitter
and tweet—Copy !req
15. will she continue
where the old queen left offCopy !req
16. or strike out on her own?Copy !req
17. and what of queen b.?Copy !req
18. We hear N.Y.U. Is not yet
under her golden thumb.Copy !req
19. Is she biding her time
or simply doing time?Copy !req
20. but the real story this morning
is a queen of the silver screenCopy !req
21. just enrolled at N.Y.U.Copy !req
22. Rumor has it she wants
to keep a low profile.Copy !req
23. Sorry, your majesty.
Not if i can help it.Copy !req
24. How have you never heard
of Olivia Burke?Copy !req
25. Come on. I thought you lived
in Brooklyn, not a cave.Copy !req
26. No, i-i think
i have heard of her.Copy !req
27. She's, uh, what, she's the star
of those zombie pirate movies?Copy !req
28. Vam-vampire knights.
Oh, that makes more sense.Copy !req
29. No, that "endless knights"
seriesCopy !req
30. has made, like,
a billion dollars.Copy !req
31. It's king Arthur with vampires.
Are you serious right now?
- Uh...Copy !req
32. No, she plays Guinevere,Copy !req
33. but, like, a hot,
blood-sucking Guinevere.Copy !req
34. Well, being that i have no idea
what she looks like,Copy !req
35. I'll make sure to keep
an eye out for her.Copy !req
36. Hey, uh, one coffee, please.
(Man) Sure.Copy !req
37. Hey, man. I gotta run.
I got a 10:00 class.Copy !req
38. Um, don't forget to read
my hawthorne paper.
Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
39. I'll see you, man.
- Cool.Copy !req
40. That's a buck 50.
Oh, you know what?
I think i forgot my wallet.Copy !req
41. Hold on. I think i got change
in here. Hold on a second.Copy !req
42. You know what?
Um, there you go.Copy !req
43. No, no, no, no. You don't have
to do that. Please.Copy !req
44. Karma.
It'll come back to me.Copy !req
45. Okay. All right. Thank you.
That's incredibly nice.Copy !req
46. You're welcome.
- I'm Dan.Copy !req
47. I'm, uh, Kate.Copy !req
48. It's very nice to meet you,
Kate.Copy !req
49. He's an overexaggerated smilodon
with comical green hair.
(Man) What?Copy !req
50. Yeah.
Nonsense. Clearly battle cat
is a relativeCopy !req
51. of the royal Indian tiger.
- No.Copy !req
52. They look exactly alike.
Have you even—
- no.Copy !req
53. Excuse me.
I'm looking forCopy !req
54. the masters of the universe
society.
And you have found us.Copy !req
55. No, i think you misheard.Copy !req
56. I said
the "masters of the universe."Copy !req
57. It's a term used
for wall streeters.Copy !req
58. Not that i give two hoots
about finance.Copy !req
59. I just need to know that
in this misbegotten cornerCopy !req
60. of Manhattan, that wealth,
ambition and moral laxityCopy !req
61. are alive and well.Copy !req
62. Young lady, i said we are
the masters of the universe—Copy !req
63. a society dedicated to
promulgating the philosophicalCopy !req
64. and political messages containedCopy !req
65. in the 1981 to '83 cartoon
featuring he-man.Copy !req
66. We also do role-playing.Copy !req
67. Oh, my god.Copy !req
68. Good morning, beautiful.
N.Y.U. Is hell.Copy !req
69. What do you expect from a place
where the men wear sandals?Copy !req
70. Look, just be thankful
Georgina's visiting her parentsCopy !req
71. in Connecticut for the week.
How can i rule over people
i don't understand?Copy !req
72. It's hopeless.Copy !req
73. You know, today is
the first day of constance.Copy !req
74. Do you remember?Copy !req
75. How you used to
mortar and pestleCopy !req
76. all those hopeful young spirits?
Look, the day will come.Copy !req
77. It just takes time.Copy !req
78. At least i know
constance hasn't changed.Copy !req
79. Oh!Copy !req
80. Eric, constance is
gonna be so different.Copy !req
81. There's no more hierarchy,
no more mean girls,Copy !req
82. no one copying
how the queen dresses.Copy !req
83. It's gonna be a new era
of sunlight and fairness.Copy !req
84. Yeah, i don't think
that's what Blair had in mindCopy !req
85. from his fencing camp
in Torino?
Not till next month.Copy !req
86. Jenny.Copy !req
87. Oh, that's disturbing.Copy !req
88. Uh... hi.Copy !req
89. Who are you?Copy !req
90. I'm Carmen. This is Celeste.
That's Jane.Copy !req
91. We're here to make sure you get
exactly what you want this year.Copy !req
92. You're gonna rule the school
with an iron fist.Copy !req
93. Okay, enough.Copy !req
94. Uh...
First, go wash your eyes,Copy !req
95. and second, tell everyone
i need to talk to them now.Copy !req
96. Now.Copy !req
97. So...Copy !req
98. A new era of sunlight
and fairness?Copy !req
99. Shut up.Copy !req
100. That is
absolutely unacceptable.Copy !req
101. Okay. Uh, no, I'm sorry.Copy !req
102. My mom would never
hit the table like that.Copy !req
103. She—she would put her fingers
to her forehead and do that,Copy !req
104. like, "why are you
doing this to me?" Thing.Copy !req
105. Oh, right.
I know it. This...Copy !req
106. Yeah, perfect.
- So again.Copy !req
107. Okay, um...Copy !req
108. Mom, i have decided
not to go to brown.Copy !req
109. Oh, Serena.Copy !req
110. I...Copy !req
111. Please know that I've put
a lot of thought into this.Copy !req
112. What is it?
I'm sorry. She—she would just
only do—do the forehead thingCopy !req
113. for a second, then she would
look to the sideCopy !req
114. but the purpose of this
role-playing is to get you readyCopy !req
115. to tell your mom about brown.Copy !req
116. No, i know. I know.
I-I'm just—Copy !req
117. I'm really nervous about
her coming back tomorrow,Copy !req
118. and—and when are you gonna tell
her about the whole Scott drama?Copy !req
119. Uh, a-after
she digests the factCopy !req
120. that her daughter's
not going to college.Copy !req
121. That's a lot to hit her with
right away.Copy !req
122. Now one more time.
- Mom.Copy !req
123. Yes, dear.Copy !req
124. You're here.Copy !req
125. Serena.Copy !req
126. Lily.Copy !req
127. Ohh.
- Oh, Rufus!Copy !req
128. Oh, my gosh. Mmm.Copy !req
129. It is so good to see you both.Copy !req
130. You didn't tell us
you were coming.Copy !req
131. Well,
Cece's feeling so much better,Copy !req
132. so i thought i would
surprise you.Copy !req
133. Serena, what are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be at brown?Copy !req
134. So I've been reading
the course catalog,Copy !req
135. and everything just sounds
so interesting,Copy !req
136. like cold war philosophy
and the Bible as literature,Copy !req
137. the post-impressionist
movement.Copy !req
138. I want
to take everything.Copy !req
139. to let me come here.Copy !req
140. I'm determined
to take advantage of it.Copy !req
141. Well, you know what? On behalf
of everyone at N.Y.U.,Copy !req
142. all of 'em—welcome.
My stuff just got here.
I gotta go move in.Copy !req
143. Okay, well, how am i gonna
pay you back for this?Copy !req
144. Call it my treat. It was
really nice to meet you, Dan.Copy !req
145. It was nice meeting you,
Kate.Copy !req
146. I know how much
you want me to go,Copy !req
147. but this is
the right thing.Copy !req
148. I was against it at first,
but i think there are benefitsCopy !req
149. to Serena deferring a year.
And I'm gonna do something
productive while I'm here—Copy !req
150. get a job
or—or an internship.Copy !req
151. Mom, say something.Copy !req
152. Well, Serena, if this is
just a case of cold feet, fine.Copy !req
153. I mean,
classes have barely begun.Copy !req
154. It's not about cold feet.Copy !req
155. I'm just not ready.
I don't know who i am.Copy !req
156. But that's why people go
to college—to figure it out.Copy !req
157. Wasn't that the point
of this Summer?Copy !req
158. You were going to Europe
to find yourself?Copy !req
159. Well, i didn't find...Copy !req
160. What i was looking for.Copy !req
161. Well, unless your real self is
waiting for you at antik,Copy !req
162. i don't see the point
in another year of gallivantingCopy !req
163. around New York.
I told you, I'm going to work.Copy !req
164. I love you, Serena,Copy !req
165. but you have never worked
a day in your life.Copy !req
166. Look, why don't you
give college a try?Copy !req
167. If it takes me getting a jobCopy !req
168. for you to believe that
I'm serious, then I'll do it.Copy !req
169. But for now,
i am not going to college.Copy !req
170. I'm sorry, lil.
I debated calling you.Copy !req
171. Oh.Copy !req
172. It's okay, honey.
I understand.Copy !req
173. You knew
i was with my mother,Copy !req
174. and you didn't want
to burden me.Copy !req
175. But make no mistake. I am back,
and she is going to brown.Copy !req
176. All right,
I'm gonna unpack.Copy !req
177. There is no more hierarchy.Copy !req
178. The steps of the met
will no longer be restrictedCopy !req
179. to a certain crowd.Copy !req
180. No more nair-tinis.
No more headbands.Copy !req
181. This is a new era.Copy !req
182. Let freedom reign.Copy !req
183. Well, well. Word is that change
is in the air...Copy !req
184. At constance billard.Copy !req
185. the madness and genius
of skeletor.Copy !req
186. That is correct.
I said "genius."Copy !req
187. I have to wonder...Copy !req
188. When queen b. Finds outCopy !req
189. how little j. Is treating
her legacy...Copy !req
190. Will she let it slide?Copy !req
191. Oh, thank god.Copy !req
192. By the way,
sandals are not shoes.Copy !req
193. Uh, no, she's not here yet,
but the room looks great.Copy !req
194. She should be here
any second.Copy !req
195. Um, hello? Excuse me?Copy !req
196. Oh, i gotta go.
I will call you back. Bye.Copy !req
197. You must be Vanessa Abrams.Copy !req
198. Yeah. Um, i got a message
from the housing office todayCopy !req
199. saying that my new roommate
was coming in.Copy !req
200. Are you—
- no, i just work for her.Copy !req
201. This is for you. I've given one
to all the girls in the hall.Copy !req
202. Hold on.
What is all this stuff,Copy !req
203. and—and who is my roommate?Copy !req
204. And still no word
from our reclusive starlet,Copy !req
205. but i have a feeling...Copy !req
206. Uh, that'd be me.Copy !req
207. Oh, my god.Copy !req
208. We're in for a blockbuster.Copy !req
209. I'm so sorry.
I had no idea that my publicistCopy !req
210. was doing all this stuff.Copy !req
211. around the fact
that my roommate is...Copy !req
212. Olivia Burke.Copy !req
213. And mine's...Copy !req
214. Vanessa Abrams.Copy !req
215. Just two girls
going to N.Y.U.Copy !req
216. It's crazy, right?Copy !req
217. Yeah.Copy !req
218. Is that
a confidentiality waiver?Copy !req
219. K.C. Gave this to you?Copy !req
220. Yeah,
and the rest of the hall.Copy !req
221. I cannot believe her.Copy !req
222. Excuse me.Copy !req
223. Thank you so much
for seeing me on short notice.Copy !req
224. You came highly recommended
by Anna wintour.Copy !req
225. I was happy to make the time.
Tell me about yourself.Copy !req
226. Um, i-i grew up
on the Upper East Side.Copy !req
227. I, um, I've always been
interested in fashion and art.Copy !req
228. I graduated from
constance billardCopy !req
229. this past June.Copy !req
230. I was supposed to start brown
a few weeks ago,Copy !req
231. but then i realized
i wasn't ready.Copy !req
232. So you come here?Copy !req
233. Fashion isn't fallback college,
you know.Copy !req
234. No, i know.
Yeah, i-i understand that.Copy !req
235. We're thrilled
you're serious about this.Copy !req
236. Yeah, you know,
i want more life experience,Copy !req
237. and with the work you're doing
with a.P.F...Copy !req
238. i find so interesting.Copy !req
239. I will work for nothing.
It can be like an internship.Copy !req
240. So do you think
that you have anything?Copy !req
241. No, nothing. They all want me
to come to their parties,Copy !req
242. but none of them want me
to actually work for them.Copy !req
243. No, I'm taking myself to lunch
at hundred acres.Copy !req
244. Why do you sound so happy?Copy !req
245. What do you mean,
you had to quell a revolution?Copy !req
246. Blair, i gotta go.
I'll call you later.Copy !req
247. Why are you not listening
to me?Copy !req
248. I am not asking
the girls in my hallCopy !req
249. to sign
confidentiality waivers.Copy !req
250. They already hate me enough.
They don't hate you, at least
not after i sent them allCopy !req
251. invites to your premiere
tomorrow.Copy !req
252. You really don't get it.Copy !req
253. I told you that i wanted to have
a normal college experience.Copy !req
254. But, honey,
this is your moment, okay?Copy !req
255. I mean, this movie is—is
good-bye teenage vampiresCopy !req
256. and hello, Oscar.Copy !req
257. All right, I'm backing off.Copy !req
258. You know, you have
"Larry king" tonight.Copy !req
259. Oh, great.
Did you call them?Copy !req
260. Olivia, calm down.Copy !req
261. Don't tell me to calm down.Copy !req
262. Why do you always do this?
Ex-excuse me?Copy !req
263. What?Copy !req
264. I'm sorry.
That was really rude.Copy !req
265. Uh, yes, hi.Copy !req
266. Don't worry about it. Um,
just go through the kitchen,Copy !req
267. make a left at the freezer
and then a right.Copy !req
268. It'll put you out
on Sullivan.Copy !req
269. They were following me around
for a while,Copy !req
270. so i learned the back exits
everywhere.Copy !req
271. Wow. Thanks.
You're Serena, right?Copy !req
272. Um, i loved your dress
at the met ball.Copy !req
273. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
274. Don't forget—"Larry king."Copy !req
275. That was amazing.Copy !req
276. You're like
the diva whisperer.Copy !req
277. I'm Kenny Cunningham, k.C.
I'm Olivia's publicist.Copy !req
278. Serena Van Der Woodsen.Copy !req
279. I know. So, um, are you going
to college in the city?Copy !req
280. Uh, no, i-i deferred
for a year.Copy !req
281. I'm actually looking
for a job.Copy !req
282. Really?Copy !req
283. Have you ever thought about
publicity?Copy !req
284. This is not a democracy,
ladies.Copy !req
285. Everyone does not get a voice,
and that's okay.Copy !req
286. What is this? Did you
not hear me this morning?Copy !req
287. queens, hierarchy
and no Brooklyn wannabes.Copy !req
288. Sorry, little j.Copy !req
289. Who told you
to call me that?Copy !req
290. Okay, unless I'm blind,Copy !req
291. their headbands
were monogrammed with "b.W."Copy !req
292. What a surprise.Copy !req
293. I can't believe you didn't get
that girl's number.Copy !req
294. How long is Bree in Texas?
'Cause, uh, maybe she shouldCopy !req
295. from the guy who dated
Serena Van Der Woodsen.Copy !req
296. Hey. There—there she is.Copy !req
297. What?
That's—that's—that's Kate,Copy !req
298. the girl we've been talking
about. She's right there.Copy !req
299. That girl?Copy !req
300. Yeah.
- Dude, that...Copy !req
301. Is a sign that
you should go ask her out.Copy !req
302. Okay.Copy !req
303. All right.Copy !req
304. You know what? I will.Copy !req
305. (Dan) Hey, Kate.Copy !req
306. Uh, k—Copy !req
307. Kate?Copy !req
308. Hey. Sorry.Copy !req
309. I, uh, i said your name twice.
Um, it's Dan.Copy !req
310. Sorry. Uh, i have a lot
on my mind.Copy !req
311. Right. Right.
How's your first day going?Copy !req
312. It's been a harder adjustment
than i expected.Copy !req
313. For this morning, so, um,Copy !req
314. i thought maybe we could grab
some pizza sometimeCopy !req
315. or—or, you know,
like, tomorrow or...Copy !req
316. What about right now?Copy !req
317. Right—right now?Copy !req
318. I mean, yeah, sure. Right now
is perfect. Right now is great.Copy !req
319. In fact, i, uh, i know a place
around the corner.
Okay.Copy !req
320. Oh, my god.Copy !req
321. Unbelievable.Copy !req
322. We have a movie premiere
tomorrow.Copy !req
323. I'm gonna ask you to work
with Olivia's costar.Copy !req
324. Your background experience
with the press—Copy !req
325. i think you are
just what she needs.
I appreciate your confidence.Copy !req
326. Thank me later.Copy !req
327. You are clueless!
This is too blue!Copy !req
328. This is too pink!
This is too red!Copy !req
329. K.C., this is the most important
night of my life,Copy !req
330. and you have me surrounded
by amateurs?Copy !req
331. And color-blind amateurs
with hidden agendas?Copy !req
332. You know
that nobody supports me.Copy !req
333. Everybody wants
to see me fail.Copy !req
334. Ursula, i want you to meet
Serena Van Der Woodsen.Copy !req
335. Poor s. No one told her this
was going to be a horror movie.Copy !req
336. You must have thought
i was crazy.Copy !req
337. No, i didn't think
you were crazy.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
338. You know you were like, "let me
get this crazy lady to a party."Copy !req
339. And thank god you did, because
I've been cooped up hereCopy !req
340. all day long.
Okay, maybe a little crazy.Copy !req
341. Okay, Serena, I'm sorry
that i had you stay hereCopy !req
342. and sleep on this couch. It's
just—the stress of this movieCopy !req
343. was a part
of the French resistance.Copy !req
344. It's an amazing part.Copy !req
345. Okay,
there's this one sceneCopy !req
346. where we're trapped
by the Nazis,Copy !req
347. and i have to distract them
while the others escape.Copy !req
348. And i think...Copy !req
349. It's probably the best work
I've ever done.Copy !req
350. Chuck,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
351. I would ask you
the same question.Copy !req
352. I stopped by your dorm
last night. No one was home.Copy !req
353. Oh, i didn't tell you?Copy !req
354. I've been tutoring a few girls
from constance.Copy !req
355. We went late.
- Well, i found this—Copy !req
356. an invitation
to a movie premiere.Copy !req
357. It appears your entire hall
is attending,Copy !req
358. and since my evening
is free...Copy !req
359. You thought
you'd help me curry favorCopy !req
360. with my outer-borough
hall mates. Sweet.Copy !req
361. But unfortunately,
I've already scheduledCopy !req
362. an all-night cram session
with my tutees, so...Copy !req
363. Miss Blair? You want me set beds
before manicurists arrive or—Copy !req
364. thank you, Dorota.
That will be all.Copy !req
365. You're sure you said
"cram session"Copy !req
366. and not the annual
Waldorf sleepover?Copy !req
367. Fine.Copy !req
368. I'm hosting the sleepover.Copy !req
369. But Jenny Humphrey is destroying
everything i worked for,Copy !req
370. and those girls deserve to learn
the meaning of aristocracy.Copy !req
371. We both know
it's not about that.Copy !req
372. I have no idea
what you're talking about.Copy !req
373. Now i have work to do, but feel
free to attend the movie alone.Copy !req
374. I have Dr. hannum.
He's English lit.Copy !req
375. He studied with faulkner.Copy !req
376. This is so nice of you,
to help me.Copy !req
377. Sharing wisdom is what college
is all about, right?
- Right.Copy !req
378. That, and, uh, and finding
the cheapest Lebanese food.Copy !req
379. Which, um, i-i-i thought
I'd show you tonight, if...Copy !req
380. Y-you know—you know what?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
381. That's—that's two nights
in a row.Copy !req
382. It's a huge dating taboo.Copy !req
383. No. No,
it's that i have to work.Copy !req
384. I was supposed to last night,
and i blew it off, so...Copy !req
385. Dan, i like you.Copy !req
386. But i think my life is more
complicated than you know.Copy !req
387. Try me.
I think i can handle it.Copy !req
388. Look,
i-i-i really like you, too.Copy !req
389. You're funny and smart,Copy !req
390. and... you know what?Copy !req
391. I'm just gonna throw it out
there—you're beautiful.Copy !req
392. I mean,
an alarming number of peopleCopy !req
393. actually stop on the street
just to stare at you.Copy !req
394. And on top of that,
you're refreshingly normal.Copy !req
395. What do you mean
by "refreshingly normal"?Copy !req
396. Um, well,
the last girl i dated,Copy !req
397. her—her life was never really
out of the spotlight,Copy !req
398. so it made things
kind of hard.Copy !req
399. I gotta go.Copy !req
400. So can i—
can i call you tomorrow?Copy !req
401. Or...Copy !req
402. Dan, I'm not sure I'm the girl
you're looking for,Copy !req
403. even if part of me
wishes i was.Copy !req
404. I'm sorry.
I don't understand.Copy !req
405. You will. I'm sorry.Copy !req
406. Congratulations.Copy !req
407. Your girlfriend's installed
a puppet regime.Copy !req
408. Blair's gone colonel kurtz.Copy !req
409. She needs to be
brought back to reality.Copy !req
410. Help me.Copy !req
411. I'll help you
take back the crown.Copy !req
412. Why? They don't want
my kind of leadership.Copy !req
413. They want a tyrant who will
police their behaviorCopy !req
414. and chart their movement
on the social ladder.Copy !req
415. Find someone else.Copy !req
416. I need you.
You're fooling yourselfCopy !req
417. if you don't think you were born
to rule this school.Copy !req
418. People change, Chuck.Copy !req
419. Not you, not about this.Copy !req
420. The Jenny Humphrey
who used to sit in BrooklynCopy !req
421. and watch the lights
across the water,Copy !req
422. who went toe-to-toe
with Blair WaldorfCopy !req
423. and actually won
her respect—Copy !req
424. you can't tell me that girl
isn't still in there.Copy !req
425. Now that the dream is
coming true,Copy !req
426. you owe it to her
to live it.Copy !req
427. Blair doesn't want me
to be queen.Copy !req
428. Well, maybe we can make her
reconsider.Copy !req
429. Where is it? You've lost it!Copy !req
430. I don't know. Get in there.Copy !req
431. My mother's ring—i lost it.Copy !req
432. I cannot go to the premiere
without my mother's ring.Copy !req
433. It's my good luck charm.Copy !req
434. Ursula, you—you put it
in your bag yesterday. Here.Copy !req
435. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
436. Of course.Copy !req
437. Honey, time's a-wasting.
You need to get ready.Copy !req
438. I'm so nervous.Copy !req
439. It's gonna be great.Copy !req
440. Hey, is everything okay?Copy !req
441. I just heard
from the producers.Copy !req
442. That scene
Ursula's so proud of?Copy !req
443. It got cut.Copy !req
444. What?Copy !req
445. We have to tell her.Copy !req
446. Serena, no.Copy !req
447. I know this is difficult,Copy !req
448. but if we tell her,
she'll ditch the premiere,Copy !req
449. which will hurt her career
enormously.Copy !req
450. Trust me.
No, this is for her own good.Copy !req
451. Thanks. I gotta take this.Copy !req
452. Serena, can you help me?Copy !req
453. Can you help me with my hair?Copy !req
454. Serena?Copy !req
455. Serena?
I need help with my hair.Copy !req
456. Hey.Copy !req
457. So i think
i just got dumped.Copy !req
458. You maybe want to go see a movie
or something like that?Copy !req
459. Yeah. A movie sounds great.Copy !req
460. But you're gonna have
to wear a suit.Copy !req
461. Blair, o.M.G.B.S.E.Copy !req
462. Oh, my god.
Best sleepover ever.Copy !req
463. Yes,
i suppose it is adequate.Copy !req
464. Dorota, these Martinis
taste like tap water.Copy !req
465. Don't be a scrooge
with the gin.Copy !req
466. Miss Blair, this not right.Copy !req
467. Mr. Chuck and i
both of the opinion—Copy !req
468. and who cares what you
and Mr. Chuck think?Copy !req
469. Szybko.Copy !req
470. Now who wants to hear how
i got the great Chuck bass...Copy !req
471. To tell me he loved me?Copy !req
472. exquisite.Copy !req
473. You exceed
even my high expectations.Copy !req
474. I'm only here for the good
of the school, Chuck.Copy !req
475. And I'm only here
for Blair.Copy !req
476. And now for one of
the most time-honored traditionsCopy !req
477. of the sleepover—
truth or dare.Copy !req
478. Hey. I'm not talking
to hear myself speak.Copy !req
479. Sorry, Blair.Copy !req
480. It's... just...Copy !req
481. Gossip girl says
Jenny Humphrey'sCopy !req
482. at the premiere
of Olivia Burke's new movie...
And she's with...Copy !req
483. Who?Copy !req
484. Spotted on the red carpet—Copy !req
485. Jenny Humphrey on the arm
of the red baron, Chuck bass.Copy !req
486. Guess queen b. Isn't starring
in this melodrama.Copy !req
487. Oh, my god.Copy !req
488. Rufus, why are you
dragging me to this?Copy !req
489. You really couldn't wait till
it comes out in the theaters?Copy !req
490. Are you kidding?
Nazis and cabaret singers—Copy !req
491. it's like "Casablanca"
meets "showgirls."Copy !req
492. This is my dream movie.
How did you get tickets
to the premiere?Copy !req
493. I have a connection.Copy !req
494. Mom. Rufus, thank you.Copy !req
495. No problem.
Um, this is some event.Copy !req
496. What is going on?
Did you two arrange this?Copy !req
497. Hmm. I-I'm gonna go
and, uh,Copy !req
498. get another bag of popcorn,
just in case.Copy !req
499. So i got a job
with a publicist,Copy !req
500. and i thought
if you saw me working,Copy !req
501. you would feel better
about brown.Copy !req
502. Right. Yes.Copy !req
503. Because, um, a year
of parties and premieres isCopy !req
504. a worthy alternative
to an Ivy league education.Copy !req
505. Mom...Copy !req
506. Please don't make me regret
inviting you here.Copy !req
507. I've got a lot
to worry about already.Copy !req
508. Fine, fine, no brown talk.Copy !req
509. Now tell me.Copy !req
510. Well, um, I've become friends
with Ursula nyquist,Copy !req
511. and she's really counting
on this movieCopy !req
512. and her big scene,
which has been cut.Copy !req
513. K.C., my boss,
doesn't want me to tell her.Copy !req
514. Well, you have to,Copy !req
515. i mean, if she really is
a friend. Right?Copy !req
516. But k.C. Believes
that it's for her own good,Copy !req
517. and—and k.C.'S my boss.Copy !req
518. This woman saw an opportunity
to exploit your celebrityCopy !req
519. and your connections.Copy !req
520. Why else would she hire
an 18-year-old with no skillsCopy !req
521. and no college degree?Copy !req
522. Maybe because
she believes in me.Copy !req
523. Serena, I've been looking
all over for you.Copy !req
524. Oh, Ursula, this is my mom Lily.
Lily, this is Ursula.Copy !req
525. Nice to meet you.
- Hi. Nice to meet you, too.Copy !req
526. Can i talk to your daughter
for a second?Copy !req
527. Is everything okay?Copy !req
528. I feel like people are
whispering.Copy !req
529. No, every-everything's fine.Copy !req
530. Look, w-we should
get you inside.Copy !req
531. Mom, i got work to do.Copy !req
532. Oh, my god. Dan.Copy !req
533. Hey.Copy !req
534. What are you doing here?
Me? I could ask you
the same thing.Copy !req
535. You're supposed
to be working, right?Copy !req
536. You're not serious.
See, it's fine if you didn't
want to go out with me.Copy !req
537. It's really—really—i mean,
you didn't have to lie about it.Copy !req
538. No, i-i didn't.
Uh, you know what? I gotta
find Vanessa. I'm sorry.Copy !req
539. Vanessa? W-wait.
Like Vanessa Abrams?Copy !req
540. Yeah. She's—she's my friend,
how do you know her?Copy !req
541. Dan, i-i have
to tell you something.Copy !req
542. O-Olivia.
Olivia, hey, can we get...Copy !req
543. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that?Copy !req
544. What's—what's going on
right there? Why are they...Copy !req
545. Y...Copy !req
546. Oh, my—oh, my god.
Are you—you're not...Copy !req
547. Fleur.Copy !req
548. You are. Yeah.Copy !req
549. I'm sorry.Copy !req
550. Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
551. You met Olivia?
Yeah. Yeah, apparently.Copy !req
552. These are the plans
from de gaulle.Copy !req
553. I smuggled them in
with my sheet music.
- Oh.Copy !req
554. Germans. They cannot be allowed
to have these documents.Copy !req
555. I'll distract them
while you slip out the back.
But how?Copy !req
556. How else? I'll sing.Copy !req
557. I never heard her song,Copy !req
558. but i owe Josephine my life,
as does France.Copy !req
559. Next day, i was in London.Copy !req
560. Hold on. Wait, wait.
She's in the stall.Copy !req
561. We'll give her
another minute,Copy !req
562. and skips the premiere is
a lame story.Copy !req
563. An actress who finds it out
during the premiere,Copy !req
564. then has a meltdown—now that is
great public theater.Copy !req
565. So you lied to me.Copy !req
566. Only because you couldn't
deal with the truth.Copy !req
567. I needed Ursula to trust you,
like i do now.Copy !req
568. Ursula, honey,
it's time to come out.Copy !req
569. Serena's here.Copy !req
570. Did you really think
that your lame attempt...
Blair. Blair, stop it.Copy !req
571. To embarrass me
would you get back queen?
- Blair.Copy !req
572. I will make your life
a living hell.
Blair, calm—Copy !req
573. it wasn't her idea.
- This was you?Copy !req
574. Do you have any idea
how much you humiliated me?Copy !req
575. I think you accomplished thatCopy !req
576. with your little
teenybopper sleepover.Copy !req
577. Look, N.Y.U.'S hard,Copy !req
578. but Blair Waldorf
does not give up.Copy !req
579. I'm not giving up.
I've made a strategic retreat.Copy !req
580. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.Copy !req
581. You don't understand.Copy !req
582. I do understand.
Let me help.Copy !req
583. No, Chuck. N.Y.U. Is not
the Upper East Side.Copy !req
584. They don't care about constance
or the social hierarchy.Copy !req
585. They don't care
that I'm Blair Waldorf.Copy !req
586. It's over.Copy !req
587. And you'd do this to me?Copy !req
588. What are you talking about?Copy !req
589. I'm Chuck bass,Copy !req
590. and i told you i love you.Copy !req
591. You're saying
I'm easier to win overCopy !req
592. than a bunchCopy !req
593. of pseudo-intellectual,
homesick malcontents?Copy !req
594. You'd really insult me
like this?Copy !req
595. That's not how it is.Copy !req
596. It's exactly how it is.Copy !req
597. So the next time you forget
you're Blair Waldorf,Copy !req
598. remember, I'm Chuck bass,Copy !req
599. and i love you.Copy !req
600. Hey.Copy !req
601. Great movie.Copy !req
602. You were, uh, you were amazing.
And I'm an idiot.Copy !req
603. No, i sh—Copy !req
604. i should have told you
who i was.Copy !req
605. Why didn't you?Copy !req
606. I have been dreaming
of coming to N.Y.U.Copy !req
607. And just being
a normal student.Copy !req
608. And my very first day,Copy !req
609. this cute guy
doesn't recognize me.Copy !req
610. I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
611. And my middle name's Kate.Copy !req
612. You said it yourself,Copy !req
613. that i was
refreshingly normal.Copy !req
614. I did, yeah, I...Copy !req
615. You have to understand,
though,Copy !req
616. that my last couple
of relationshipsCopy !req
617. have been just—Copy !req
618. they—they've been full
of drama.Copy !req
619. All right, Dan, i get it.Copy !req
620. I do.Copy !req
621. And as much
as i want to be Kate,Copy !req
622. I'm also Olivia,Copy !req
623. and you don't want that.Copy !req
624. I'm sorry.Copy !req
625. I'll see you around.Copy !req
626. Um, excuse me?Copy !req
627. Uh, can i take you picture?Copy !req
628. What? Why?Copy !req
629. Aren't you Blair Waldorf?Copy !req
630. Yes.Copy !req
631. Yes, i guess i am.Copy !req
632. I can't believe
they cut my scene.Copy !req
633. So go out there and—and throw
the biggest fit of your life.Copy !req
634. I mean,
those producers screwed you.Copy !req
635. Go steal their show.Copy !req
636. Serena, is that
what you think i should do?Copy !req
637. I-i think...Copy !req
638. If you want people to see you
as—as a real actress,Copy !req
639. you should be gracious and...Copy !req
640. And that the movie's
more important than your scene.Copy !req
641. Ursula, she's a teenager.
She knows nothing.Copy !req
642. Kenny, shut up.Copy !req
643. Thank you.Copy !req
644. I'm sorry.
I-i couldn't do it to her.Copy !req
645. I understand...Copy !req
646. Like I'm sure you understand
that you're fired.Copy !req
647. I got fired.Copy !req
648. K.C. Wanted UrsulaCopy !req
649. to have a meltdown
in front of the press,Copy !req
650. and i told her not to,
so k.C. Fired me.Copy !req
651. I guess you were right.
Well, it's for the best.
You'll love brown.Copy !req
652. Mom, I'm not going to brown.
Maybe next year, but not now.Copy !req
653. What are you talking about?
You're all packed.Copy !req
654. If this year is about
finding out who i am,Copy !req
655. then i can't do that
and live here.Copy !req
656. Serena, enough is enough.Copy !req
657. This need to find out
who you are—Copy !req
658. do you think anyone
really knows who they are?Copy !req
659. We don't. We just live.
So that's it?
That's your advice—to give up?Copy !req
660. I'm sorry, but I'm not
gonna do this your way.Copy !req
661. - Lil, she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
662. This is your fault.Copy !req
663. That's not fair.
Not fair? I go away
to take care of my mother,Copy !req
664. and i come back and my daughter
is not going to college.Copy !req
665. I trusted you.
- Then trust me now.
Don't force her.Copy !req
666. Ugh.Copy !req
667. I think
i just need to be alone.Copy !req
668. Hey.Copy !req
669. I loved the movie
last night,Copy !req
670. though it was
no "endless knights."Copy !req
671. Don't say anything.
I'm a closet fan.Copy !req
672. So I'm gonna pretend
that you're not a movie star,Copy !req
673. and we're just
two roommates.Copy !req
674. Coming here, i just—Copy !req
675. i wanted to be
normal, everyday me.Copy !req
676. And amazingly enough, i met
someone who liked that person.Copy !req
677. But i can't pretend that
the other one doesn't exist.Copy !req
678. I dated a guy who kept
part of himself hidden.Copy !req
679. He never gave anyone
a chance to accept him.Copy !req
680. And... in the end,Copy !req
681. everyone lost.Copy !req
682. Dan's...Copy !req
683. A really special guy.Copy !req
684. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
685. We're like real roommates.Copy !req
686. That's kind of
totally awesome.Copy !req
687. Of course, s.Copy !req
688. Mi casa, su casa.Copy !req
689. I sound chipper? Well,
I'm on my way to a meeting.Copy !req
690. Just a little club I'm starting.Copy !req
691. Oh, you all made it.
Excellent.Copy !req
692. Now here's the situation.Copy !req
693. Each of us attended
elite schools,Copy !req
694. failed to go Ivy and now
find ourselves wasting awayCopy !req
695. in a patchouli-scented
purgatory.Copy !req
696. Do we deserve it? No.Copy !req
697. Do we need
to put up with it?Copy !req
698. Definitely not.Copy !req
699. What do you suggest?Copy !req
700. Candide said,
"on do it cultiver son jardin."Copy !req
701. Well, N.Y.U. Is my garden,Copy !req
702. and i plan to rake
and hoe and weed itCopy !req
703. till it looks exactly
the way i want.Copy !req
704. But i can't do it alone.
Now who's with me?Copy !req
705. You can count on us.Copy !req
706. If you ask me,Copy !req
707. we go to the movies because
we want to see fairy tales...Copy !req
708. Oh, uh, by the way,
that came for you.Copy !req
709. A sleeping queen woken
by her true love's kiss...Copy !req
710. that concludes our business.Copy !req
711. So, uh, why'd you want me
to take that girl's picture?Copy !req
712. Dumbo could always fly.Copy !req
713. He just needed
a magic feather.Copy !req
714. A Princess
who puts aside her jewelsCopy !req
715. to make her way
in the world...
Thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
716. I wanted to see you
before i went back to L.A.
of course. Me, too.Copy !req
717. And i wanted to tell you
that i called k.C.,Copy !req
718. and i told her that if you
do not work for her firm,Copy !req
719. I'm not a client.Copy !req
720. Wow. That—
that was so nice of you.Copy !req
721. Please.Copy !req
722. Serena,
you helped me find myself.Copy !req
723. And i hope you are
just as lucky.Copy !req
724. Okay?Copy !req
725. Come here.Copy !req
726. Lovers torn apart
being brought back together...Copy !req
727. - Uh...Copy !req
728. Vanessa, hey.Copy !req
729. Hey. I was
just thinking about you.Copy !req
730. I thought I'd call
and see how you were.Copy !req
731. I'm good. How are you?Copy !req
732. Good.Copy !req
733. So, Scott, i... really was...Copy !req
734. Hold on a second.Copy !req
735. Uh, Vanessa, I'm so sorry.
I gotta take this.Copy !req
736. Uh, can i call you later?Copy !req
737. Oh.Copy !req
738. Yeah.Copy !req
739. Sure. That—that's fine.Copy !req
740. Georgina, hey. What's up?Copy !req
741. No, I'll be there in a second.Copy !req
742. I'm a block from the restaurant.Copy !req
743. But life isn't a fairy tale...Copy !req
744. and happy endings are
few and far between...Copy !req
745. hey, Jenny. Is there anything
we can do for you?Copy !req
746. In life, the young queen
becomes a tyrant...Copy !req
747. Actually, go make sure my spot's
free at the met stepsCopy !req
748. and wait there
with a yogurt for me.Copy !req
749. and takes her subjects
to war...Copy !req
750. And if you do want to wear them,
you just need to make sure...Copy !req
751. So that's
why we need movies...
- Hi.Copy !req
752. To remind us that despite
it all, love can still springCopy !req
753. in the most unlikely
of places...Copy !req
754. I was just thinking,
i didn't really give youCopy !req
755. a chance to know
both sides of me,Copy !req
756. and i guessCopy !req
757. I'm wondering
if you still want to.Copy !req
758. I don't even know why I'm
pretending to think about it.Copy !req
759. Yes. Yes, of course.Copy !req
760. And that sometimes
even fairy tales can come true.Copy !req
761. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.Copy !req