1. Gossip girl
here—your one and only sourceCopy !req
2. into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
You got into brown.Copy !req
3. Did you mean it?
I can only get you
an interview.Copy !req
4. Now you can go to Yale.
Well, I'm going to N.Y.U. Now.Copy !req
5. And you're Bree Buckley.
It's good to see you again.Copy !req
6. His name's Scott,
and i think you guysCopy !req
7. would really like each other.
Yeah, mom, everything's great.Copy !req
8. I have been waiting all Summer
for Reed to start,Copy !req
9. but i really can't risk making
my family more upset right now.
Don't worry.Copy !req
10. Who the hell is he
not to want you?Copy !req
11. I would've stayed all Summer
with you.
Vanessa, I'm—I'm not changing.Copy !req
12. I don't care if you're rich,
which you aren't, by the way.Copy !req
13. If you're gonna be in this world
be yourself in this world.Copy !req
14. Is there anything else?
I'd like to request a roommate—
Blair Waldorf.Copy !req
15. She's my best friend, and i just
can't wait to live with her.Copy !req
16. And who am i?Copy !req
17. That's a secret
I'll never tell.Copy !req
18. You know you love me.Copy !req
19. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.Copy !req
20. Every fall,
confident high school seniorsCopy !req
21. transform into
nervous college freshmen.Copy !req
22. They leave their parents' homesCopy !req
23. for the hallowed halls
of higher education.Copy !req
24. And like any new venture,Copy !req
25. starting college
holds the promiseCopy !req
26. of limitless opportunity.Copy !req
27. The opportunity
to conquer a new territory...Copy !req
28. or to try and be
a little less lonely...Copy !req
29. but just because
the opportunityCopy !req
30. presents itself...Copy !req
31. Doesn't mean
everybody is ready to take it.Copy !req
32. Mmm.Copy !req
33. You're so sweet
to see me off.Copy !req
34. I can't believe
N.Y.U. Orientation weekCopy !req
35. is finally here.
I have to object
to you living in the dorms.Copy !req
36. Fluorescent lighting,
communal showers,Copy !req
37. public school girls?Copy !req
38. There's a place for that,Copy !req
39. and it belongs
in the back of a video store.
It's not for long.Copy !req
40. I can't rule the N.Y.U. Masses
from the Upper East Side.Copy !req
41. I need to spend time in the dorm
to establish myself as queen.Copy !req
42. It's not constance, Blair.Copy !req
43. The only queens at N.Y.U.Copy !req
44. Are the ones with tickets
to see Liza at carnegie hall.Copy !req
45. Chuck, i trust
that when you say,Copy !req
46. "never drink absinthe
with Daniel Baldwin,"Copy !req
47. you know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
48. But when i say the first week
of college meansCopy !req
49. scared, vulnerable freshmen
needing someone to guide them,Copy !req
50. that i know what
I'm talking aboutCopy !req
51. and I'm very excited
for you.Copy !req
52. She's gotta call me.
Or you could just get over it.
After all these years,Copy !req
53. you're gonna have any trouble
making friends there.
Right, because the—Copy !req
54. the world of greenwich village
intelligentsiaCopy !req
55. is Dan Humphrey's
natural habitat.Copy !req
56. You're so lucky. N.Y.U. Is
exactly the right place for you.Copy !req
57. Like brown is for you.Copy !req
58. Serena?Copy !req
59. Um...Copy !req
60. Sorry. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
61. You know what?
I should finish packing.Copy !req
62. But good luck, Dan.Copy !req
63. Hey, I'm sorry.Copy !req
64. Are you Dan Humphrey?Copy !req
65. Uh, yeah.
- Like the Dan Humphrey
who was publishedCopy !req
66. in the "20 under 20" issue
of "the new yorker"?Copy !req
67. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
68. Large coffee, please.Copy !req
69. I'm Katie, and I'm not usually
an eavesdropping stalker.Copy !req
70. It's just that i read
your piece, and it was amazing.Copy !req
71. What? Really? Wow.
That's—that—thank you.Copy !req
72. Yeah, well, at first i hated you
because i also submitted,Copy !req
73. but then i read it
and i was like,Copy !req
74. okay, fine. I accept defeat
at your hands, Dan Humphrey.Copy !req
75. Anyway, i have a writer's group.
We meet every week.Copy !req
76. We're meeting here at noon
tomorrow. You should come.Copy !req
77. Car's downstairs. You ready?Copy !req
78. As I'll ever be.
Today's a big day,Copy !req
79. you and Dan
both off college.Copy !req
80. Yeah, i know. I know.Copy !req
81. Uh, i should get going.Copy !req
82. Your mom's so proud of you.Copy !req
83. So am i.Copy !req
84. hey.Copy !req
85. Uh, Scott, you remember Dan.
Dan, this is Scott.Copy !req
86. (Dan) Oh, god.
Of course she's in a limo.Copy !req
87. Ew.Copy !req
88. Let's make it clear
from the start.Copy !req
89. We don't know each other here.Copy !req
90. Works for me.
- Me, too.Copy !req
91. Well, hello, sis.Copy !req
92. I assume you need a few ounces
of study aid for brown.Copy !req
93. No. I need a place to stay.Copy !req
94. I'm not going to brown.Copy !req
95. Yes, we may all
be freshmen and new to N.Y.U.Copy !req
96. And the dorms,
but that doesn't meanCopy !req
97. we have to
embarrass ourselves.Copy !req
98. I can tell from looking around
this room that none of you areCopy !req
99. from New York City.
Actually, I'm from—Copy !req
100. riverdale doesn't count.
Anyway, i won't be holdingCopy !req
101. the sad truths of your hometowns
against you.Copy !req
102. In fact, i want to help you.
For example, who can tell meCopy !req
103. which is the only club to be
seen at on a Saturday night?
I read marquee.Copy !req
104. Wrong. You should never be seen
at a club on a Saturday night.Copy !req
105. It's strictly bridge and tunnel
on the weekends.Copy !req
106. You're welcome. Now Dorota and i
have put together some gift bagsCopy !req
107. You do it in one day.Copy !req
108. I know. This is going
even better than I'd hoped.Copy !req
109. And the best part is
i seem to have a single.
Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
110. Blair?Copy !req
111. Blair Waldorf? Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
112. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it!
We're roommates!Copy !req
113. Rah rah, sis boom bah.Copy !req
114. Georgina's pulled
a coup d'état.Copy !req
115. Welcome to college, b.Copy !req
116. This is gonna be a blast.Copy !req
117. Following me to N.Y.U.?
Becoming my roommate?Copy !req
118. I'm gonna have Dorota file
a restraining order.Copy !req
119. I mean,
you're overreacting.Copy !req
120. The roommate thing is
just a coincidence.Copy !req
121. Besides, my parents said it was
either Bible camp or college,Copy !req
122. so go, bobcats!
So you're not in love
with Jesus anymore?Copy !req
123. Oh, i still hold him
in my heart,Copy !req
124. This could actually
be a good thing, Blair.Copy !req
125. Look. Manolos.
Size 7, just like you.Copy !req
126. Let me know if you want
to borrow.
I'll win, you know.Copy !req
127. I ruled at constance
and i will rule here,Copy !req
128. and you can't stand in my way.
Are you still playing
this tired old game?Copy !req
129. Oh, please. Like you're not?
No, I'm not. I'm actually here
for a fresh start.Copy !req
130. Oh, no.
Vanessa, you're in our dorm,
too? Yay!Copy !req
131. Your dorm? Yeah, um,
my room's just down the hall.Copy !req
132. So, uh...Copy !req
133. That's awesome.Copy !req
134. Oh!Copy !req
135. Isn't this so pretty?Copy !req
136. I'm gonna hang it up.Copy !req
137. Oh, miss Blair.Copy !req
138. What are we going to do?
Call police?Copy !req
139. No.Copy !req
140. We're going to throw a party.Copy !req
141. I go to masa,
see if they will cater.Copy !req
142. Pardon me.Copy !req
143. i was packing and talking
to Blair about her classes,Copy !req
144. and then it hit me.Copy !req
145. I wasn't excited
about any of it.Copy !req
146. I don't know
what i want to do yet,Copy !req
147. and—and going off to
a new place to figure that out?Copy !req
148. I don't know. I'm just—
I'm not ready for that.Copy !req
149. Look, sis,
for people like us,Copy !req
150. a college degree is
just an accessory,Copy !req
151. like a Malawi baby
or a poodle.Copy !req
152. Well, it's an accessory my
mother really wants me to have.Copy !req
153. So you want to hide out
at the bass caveCopy !req
154. until you figure it out.
Yeah, if it's okay with you.
Nobody knows about this,Copy !req
155. not even Blair. Blair would be
even more upset than my mother.Copy !req
156. I couldn't help but notice
you and Carter BaizenCopy !req
157. at the Van Der bilt
Polo party.Copy !req
158. This doesn't have anything to do
with him, does it?Copy !req
159. No, absolutely not. I haven't
even seen him since then.
Good. Just one favor—Copy !req
160. I'm having a meeting here
tonight,Copy !req
161. Jesse is in St. barths
this week.Copy !req
162. This is something
more legitimate.Copy !req
163. You know
the old art deco bankCopy !req
164. on 72nd between Madison
and park?Copy !req
165. The one that went
under last month?Copy !req
166. I want to make it
into a speakeasy.Copy !req
167. In the front—
an elegant restaurant,Copy !req
168. but down in the vault—Copy !req
169. an after-hours localeCopy !req
170. devoted to indecency,Copy !req
171. disreputable behavior
and all manner of debauchery.Copy !req
172. A kind of homage to the last
time the market crashed.Copy !req
173. The harder the times,Copy !req
174. the harder people want to party
and forget about it.Copy !req
175. Chuck.
This is really a great idea.Copy !req
176. I-i can't believe Blair
hasn't told me about this yet.Copy !req
177. She doesn't know.
Nobody does.Copy !req
178. I just wanted to wait till i was
sure it was going through.Copy !req
179. You know, my father
turned his first profitCopy !req
180. by the time he was 22.Copy !req
181. I hope to do it
by the time I'm 21.Copy !req
182. let me guess.Copy !req
183. Uh, women in literature,
professor schweik?Copy !req
184. You know I'm a sucker for
stories about scorned women.
I got the same.Copy !req
185. I think the universe is
trying to tell us something.Copy !req
186. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I should have called you.Copy !req
187. No, it's—it's okay.Copy !req
188. I wouldn't have wanted
to call me eitherCopy !req
189. after the way i came down on you
at the party.Copy !req
190. Um... so... Scott?Copy !req
191. Yeah, he's—he's so great,Copy !req
192. and he really wants
to get to know you.Copy !req
193. Oh, my god.
I have so much to tell you.Copy !req
194. You are never gonna guess
who lives in my dorm.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
195. Oh. Oh!
Sorry to interrupt. I just
saw you, and i thought, um...Copy !req
196. So i really just want
to apologizeCopy !req
197. for everything
that happened in the past.Copy !req
198. I've got my meds
straightened out,Copy !req
199. and I'm really
in a much better place now.Copy !req
200. So i come to N.Y.U.
Hoping for a fresh start,Copy !req
201. and who do i get as my roommate?
Blair Waldorf.
- What?Copy !req
202. You guys are—are really
lucky to have each other.Copy !req
203. anyway, i should go.Copy !req
204. Okay,
this is probably too much,Copy !req
205. but would you guys want to have
a cup of coffee with me?Copy !req
206. Uh...Copy !req
207. Look, Georgina,Copy !req
208. i appreciate that you want
a clean slate,Copy !req
209. but i think it would
kind of be too much. I'm sorry.Copy !req
210. No, of course.Copy !req
211. I-i mean,
i-i totally understand.Copy !req
212. I'd feel the same way.
I'll see you around.Copy !req
213. Maybe we were
a little bit too harsh.Copy !req
214. What? It's—it's Georgina.
And you're Dan.Copy !req
215. No, it's just we want a fresh
start and—and so does she.Copy !req
216. Okay. I know you're new
to the whole school thing,Copy !req
217. but you don't want Georgina
as your friend.Copy !req
218. I mean, she's gonna scare
everyone away.Copy !req
219. Georgina. Hey.Copy !req
220. What's gonna happen next week
when we start classes?Copy !req
221. That's why we have
my family's apartment.Copy !req
222. And plus, you know,
all this sneaking around,Copy !req
223. making sure the doorman
doesn't see you,Copy !req
224. not answering the phone
when my mother calls—Copy !req
225. i mean, you know it adds
a layer of hotness.
What are you saying?Copy !req
226. That our hotness is
only purely circumstantialCopy !req
227. and that if we were
out in the real world,Copy !req
228. we'd like each other less?Copy !req
229. Mm. You know that
if we really started dating,Copy !req
230. after a few months,Copy !req
231. you'd realize that you hate
the way that i laugh,Copy !req
232. i couldn't stand
the way that you chew,Copy !req
233. and then we'd break up.Copy !req
234. That's a very romantic story,
you know,Copy !req
235. but... it doesn't have
to be like that.Copy !req
236. Care to make a bet?
I got an idea.Copy !req
237. I will hole up with you
for the next 24 hours,Copy !req
238. and we can fast-forward through
the entire relationship.Copy !req
239. Leave the seat up,
sing Timberlake in the shower.Copy !req
240. Ah, watch TV shows
you really likeCopy !req
241. as opposed to ones
you're supposed to like?Copy !req
242. What do you say—
you, me, this apartment?Copy !req
243. Let's get sick
of each other.Copy !req
244. Okay.Copy !req
245. As you can see, the restaurant
would be elegant—Copy !req
246. seasonal menu,
extensive wine list.Copy !req
247. You know, the space is big,Copy !req
248. but i want it to have
a more intimate feel.Copy !req
249. And how would you be using
the vault space?Copy !req
250. It's perfect for storage.Copy !req
251. I have to be honest.Copy !req
252. Give your reputation,
when you made your bid,Copy !req
253. the board was
very concerned.Copy !req
254. I completely understand.Copy !req
255. The neighbors don't want
some raucous club coming inCopy !req
256. and disrupting the quiet.
And believe me,Copy !req
257. i wouldn't want to bring
that element to the area.Copy !req
258. I'll be right down.Copy !req
259. Sorry. I'm not here.Copy !req
260. My heel broke.Copy !req
261. Stepsister. I apologize.Copy !req
262. My lawyer. Excuse me.Copy !req
263. Sorry for interrupting
your meeting.Copy !req
264. Not at all. We were
just finishing up anyway.Copy !req
265. Oh, are you—are you leasing
Chuck the bank space?Copy !req
266. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
267. He has a real vision.Copy !req
268. I know. Turning the vault
into a club—it's genius.Copy !req
269. Serena.Copy !req
270. (Man) Excuse me?Copy !req
271. Thank you.Copy !req
272. Cool party. I'm Amalia.Copy !req
273. I'm glad people understandCopy !req
274. the concept
of being fashionably late,Copy !req
275. but this is ridiculous.
I think everybody'sCopy !req
276. down the hall,
watching a movie or something.Copy !req
277. What?Copy !req
278. Please.Copy !req
279. Ease up on the toro.Copy !req
280. He has to answer to a board,
Serena.Copy !req
281. And board members tend
not to approveCopy !req
282. of clubs with coat check girls
who give happy endings.Copy !req
283. It was an honest mistake.Copy !req
284. When he was talking about
your plans—Copy !req
285. look, why do you think
i asked you to go out tonight?Copy !req
286. Because i knew something
like this would happen.Copy !req
287. Fine. Then I'll go.Copy !req
288. Train wreck.Copy !req
289. (Man) Great job, Vanessa.Copy !req
290. That was awesome.Copy !req
291. Oh. Hey, Blair.Copy !req
292. Oh, my god. We just finished
watching Vanessa's documentaryCopy !req
293. about this community garden
in her neighborhood.Copy !req
294. It was amazing.
No, it wasn't.Copy !req
295. Yes, it was. I-i mean, Vanessa,
tears. Actual tears.Copy !req
296. When that gang member picked up
his first carrot—
okay, screening is over.Copy !req
297. The cocktail party has
officially begunCopy !req
298. in the common room.
Sake-tinis.Copy !req
299. And is that my invitation
being used as a coaster?Copy !req
300. Um, thanks so much, Blair,Copy !req
301. but we actually just scarfed,
like, four pizzas,Copy !req
302. and Vanessa's about to show usCopy !req
303. her bootleg
Michel gondry videos.
Georgina, please.Copy !req
304. Nobody wants greasy pizza
and Vanessa's home moviesCopy !req
305. when there's a Sushi and sake
party right in the other room.Copy !req
306. Did i mention wasabi facials?Copy !req
307. Okay, then.Copy !req
308. And shut the door?Copy !req
309. Spotted—Blair Waldorf
going from v.I.P. To v.D.Copy !req
310. Poor Blair. How are you
going to cure this one?Copy !req
311. Morning.Copy !req
312. Hey.Copy !req
313. Thanks for letting me
crash here last night.Copy !req
314. Harboring an Ivy league
fugitive? I'm your man.Copy !req
315. I made you breakfast.Copy !req
316. I have to go, but remember,
we don't have any servants here,Copy !req
317. so if you see anybody else
in the loft besides me,Copy !req
318. call the police.
It's not the chef.Copy !req
319. Good to know.Copy !req
320. So did classes
start already?Copy !req
321. Uh, no,
just orientation stuff.Copy !req
322. But, uh, i did join
a literary group.Copy !req
323. More people have talked to me
at N.Y.U. In one dayCopy !req
324. than my entire four years
at St. Jude's.
Well, I'm not surprised.Copy !req
325. I can totally see why people
would love you there.
Oh, about brown—Copy !req
326. uh, you really should think
about talking to my dad.Copy !req
327. He might ramble a lot, he might
nervously strum his guitar,Copy !req
328. but, uh, when it comes
to fatherly advice,Copy !req
329. i don't know, he's pretty much
the best there is.Copy !req
330. Do you want one?
Thanks.Copy !req
331. Come to the party.
Come to the party. Thanks.Copy !req
332. It's gonna be really fun.
We'll be there.Copy !req
333. Oh, fantastic.Copy !req
334. Oh.Copy !req
335. So if you're not trying to
sabotage me, then what is this?Copy !req
336. First you deliberately ruin
my Sushi party,Copy !req
337. I am not paranoid.
I'm right.Copy !req
338. Why else would you have formed
an alliance with Vanessa,Copy !req
339. Unlike you, Vanessa's cool
and people like her,Copy !req
340. more than the weird girl
who threw the fish party.Copy !req
341. Sushi. There was toro.Copy !req
342. Face it, Blair.Copy !req
343. Once upon a time,
in a far-off land,Copy !req
344. you were a queen.Copy !req
345. Here you're just a loser
who will never fit in.Copy !req
346. So you won't be
needing that.Copy !req
347. Hey, guys. Do you want
to come to my party?Copy !req
348. You can have one, too.
You're really pretty.
Thank you.Copy !req
349. Rufus?Copy !req
350. Hello?Copy !req
351. What are you doing here?Copy !req
352. Rufus and i were
just catching up.Copy !req
353. But i have to prepare
for a meeting tonight.Copy !req
354. Thank you for the waffles.Copy !req
355. Look, I...Copy !req
356. I don't know what kind of
twisted spinCopy !req
357. Chuck put on things,Copy !req
358. but i actually wanted
to talk to you about this.Copy !req
359. Rufus, I'm having doubts
about going to brown.
Well, I'm sorry about that,Copy !req
360. but to lie about leaving
for college?Copy !req
361. I mean, between the show you put
on for the paparazzi all SummerCopy !req
362. and the craziness at the Polo
party last week and this,Copy !req
363. i don't know
what's going on with you.Copy !req
364. which is why you can repack your
things and go to brown today.Copy !req
365. I'll have a car here
within an hour.Copy !req
366. As long as you're in it,
there's no reasonCopy !req
367. Lily ever has to know
about this.
- Or what, you'll tell on me?Copy !req
368. Wow. I feel really
emotionally supportedCopy !req
369. which is why I'm—I'm trying
to get you not to make it.
By threatening me.Copy !req
370. Do you know you're more
afraid of my mother than i am?Copy !req
371. You know what, Rufus?
Go ahead. Call her.Copy !req
372. You can let her know
I'm not going to brown.Copy !req
373. Thanks for the talk.Copy !req
374. What do you want?Copy !req
375. Hey. I was wondering
if you want to go out tonight.Copy !req
376. I thought you were at brown.
No, I'm not.Copy !req
377. In fact,
after i hang up with you,Copy !req
378. i will be withdrawing
my admission.Copy !req
379. There's nobody
I'd rather celebrate with.Copy !req
380. So are you in or out?Copy !req
381. See you tonight.Copy !req
382. (Dan) No, I'm telling you,Copy !req
383. i learned everything
i need to know about womenCopy !req
384. from Judy blume's "forever."Copy !req
385. Can i talk to you?Copy !req
386. Uh, yeah. Yeah. What's up?Copy !req
387. I was wondering...Copy !req
388. Do you have a date
to Georgina's party?Copy !req
389. Forget the four horsemen.Copy !req
390. The real evidence our world
is coming to an end—Copy !req
391. Blair Waldorf needing
Dan HumphreyCopy !req
392. to rescue her
from social extinction.Copy !req
393. you okay?Copy !req
394. I just feel like i got off
on the wrong foot here,Copy !req
395. and i want to start again.Copy !req
396. So... thanks for bringing me,
Humphrey.Copy !req
397. Oh. Uh, yeah. Well, you know,
i-i would just like to thinkCopy !req
398. that if i needed it, somebody
would do the same for me.Copy !req
399. Although, let's be honest,
we both know it wouldn't be you.Copy !req
400. Oh.Copy !req
401. No headbands in college,
okay?Copy !req
402. Katie.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
403. Blair, you, uh,
you remember Katie?Copy !req
404. Yeah. Cute necklace.Copy !req
405. Thank you. I love your...Copy !req
406. How—how about i get us all
drinks and you two talk?Copy !req
407. Just not about high school,
please.Copy !req
408. What's up, Dan?Copy !req
409. So was everyone
at your high schoolCopy !req
410. totally jealous of Dan for
being such a great writer?Copy !req
411. Dan's a writer?Copy !req
412. oh. Hey, Dan.Copy !req
413. Hey. Um, listen.
I'm sorry about yesterday.Copy !req
414. I-i was out of line.Copy !req
415. Please don't—
don't even worry about it.Copy !req
416. I mean, you have every right
to be upset.Copy !req
417. I'm just really glad
you're here.
- Thanks.Copy !req
418. Okay, so am i really drunk,Copy !req
419. or did i just see you
walk in with Blair?Copy !req
420. Look, you wanted me
to give you a second chance.Copy !req
421. Don't you think you should
give one to Blair?Copy !req
422. She's not looking
for a second chance.Copy !req
423. She's looking for a way in.Copy !req
424. People like you here, Dan,
and Blair sees that.Copy !req
425. I'm sorry. I've been the person
not welcome at parties,Copy !req
426. and if I'm now
on the other side of things,Copy !req
427. I'm—I'm not gonna treat people
the way i was treated,Copy !req
428. even if it's Blair.
I'm just trying
to look out for you.Copy !req
429. Trust me.
You're being used.Copy !req
430. Have fun.Copy !req
431. gross!Copy !req
432. With your mother's
l.L. Bean catalog?Copy !req
433. Ugh. A cargo short fetishCopy !req
434. definitely goes
in the "minus" column.Copy !req
435. What are you talking about?
I was, like, 12 years old.Copy !req
436. Speaking of pants,
pass yours over here.Copy !req
437. What do you need my pants for?
Because i want to see
what's in them.Copy !req
438. Come on. Show me
all your secrets.Copy !req
439. Have a look.
It's just normal stuff.Copy !req
440. Normal stuff, huh?
All right.
- See?Copy !req
441. - Hmm?Copy !req
442. Keys, cell phone.Copy !req
443. A boarding pass...Copy !req
444. From London.Copy !req
445. Don't tell meCopy !req
446. that you've been wearing
these pants since we met,Copy !req
447. because that really
would be gross.Copy !req
448. No, i... if you must know,
i kept it.Copy !req
449. Ah.Copy !req
450. And he has
a sentimental streak.Copy !req
451. Hey, i thought
your theory was thatCopy !req
452. if we really got to know
each other, we'd break up.Copy !req
453. Mm.Copy !req
454. Maybe I'm revising
my theory.Copy !req
455. to you.
Brown's loss is my gain.Copy !req
456. Thank you.Copy !req
457. You know, when you called,
i tried not to answer.Copy !req
458. great. Chuck bass.Copy !req
459. Let's get out of here.
No. Come on.Copy !req
460. Since when do you run away
from Chuck bass?Copy !req
461. It looks like he's having
a business meeting.Copy !req
462. This could be fun.Copy !req
463. No way.Copy !req
464. Serena, Carter,
this isn't a good time.Copy !req
465. Well, then let's make it one.Copy !req
466. What's wrong, Chuck?
Aren't you happy to see us?
You know, Carter and i wereCopy !req
467. just sharing our favorite
Chuck bass stories.Copy !req
468. There were so many we had to
break them into categories.Copy !req
469. and the Italian ambassador's
sonCopy !req
470. were asked to leave
an Amsterdam brothel.Copy !req
471. Now that's an accomplishment.
Simple misunderstanding.
None of us spoke any Dutch.Copy !req
472. oh! My gosh. Is this—
is this a business meeting?Copy !req
473. I'm—I'm sorry if you sense
any tension.Copy !req
474. Those two don't like each other
that muchCopy !req
475. 'cause they share
the same taste in women.Copy !req
476. Sometimes they share
the actual women.
That's enough.Copy !req
477. So what's this business meeting
about, bass?Copy !req
478. I'm opening a restaurant.
Yeah, that's
what he's telling people,Copy !req
479. but downstairs, in the vault,
he's creating a club.Copy !req
480. What did you say? You wanted
to redefine decadence?Copy !req
481. You wanted to ruin my deal,Copy !req
482. so you came here and brought
Carter Baizen as your wingman.Copy !req
483. I told Rufus about brownCopy !req
484. because i was
actually concerned for you.Copy !req
485. I'm sorry to have wasted
your time.Copy !req
486. Are you insane? "Battlestar"
kicks "t.N.G.'S" ass.Copy !req
487. What other show on the history
of the planetCopy !req
488. has been asked to speak
at the u.N.?Copy !req
489. Oh, perfect. An organization
that condemns terrorismCopy !req
490. while secretly funding itCopy !req
491. hosts a panel for a show
that glorifies terrorists.Copy !req
492. Dude, i can't even look at you
right now.
Fine. Don't look.Copy !req
493. What do you think?Copy !req
494. Trust me.
You don't want to know.Copy !req
495. I do. I do want to know.Copy !req
496. Oh, thank god.Copy !req
497. man, I'm really glad you
decided to come to the party.Copy !req
498. Oh, thanks, man. That's...Copy !req
499. Vanessa cares
about you a lot,Copy !req
500. and i know that
she was hoping you'd come.Copy !req
501. You know...
- Yeah, yeah, i know.Copy !req
502. There he is.Copy !req
503. Oh, speak of the devil. Hey.
To, uh, to fresh starts.Copy !req
504. I'm happy you're here,
Humphrey.Copy !req
505. Me, too.Copy !req
506. So, Scott,
you are in big trouble.Copy !req
507. I cannot believe you told
Vanessa to take professor rifkinCopy !req
508. for art in the world.
Why? I mean, i liked him.Copy !req
509. Dude, he's totally old school,
not to mention just plain old.Copy !req
510. I mean,Copy !req
511. his lecture notes are literally
turning yellow with age.Copy !req
512. Please do tell. What other
professors are you recommending?Copy !req
513. Yeah, let's hear it,
because Katie's gonna haveCopy !req
514. to weigh in from now on.
I-I'm at a party.Copy !req
515. Can you please stop
with that noise?Copy !req
516. Hi, everyone.
What the hell?Copy !req
517. Well,
most of you don't know me.Copy !req
518. My name is Blair Waldorf.
But a lot of you knowCopy !req
519. my roommate, who threw
this amazing party—Georgina.Copy !req
520. (Man) Georgina!Copy !req
521. Yeah, i know.
Georgina rocks, right?Copy !req
522. I mean, it's funny,
'cause i never knewCopy !req
523. that a Jesus freak
could throw such a good party,Copy !req
524. but i guess i was wrong.
So, everyone, raise a glassCopy !req
525. or a... plastic cup of foamCopy !req
526. to the coolest Christian
i know—Georgina sparks.Copy !req
527. oh... my god.Copy !req
528. This is a conversion party.Copy !req
529. I can't believe it.
Georgina threw this partyCopy !req
530. and invited all her friends hereCopy !req
531. to convert
the vulnerable freshmen.Copy !req
532. It seems that Blair Waldorf
has finally found JesusCopy !req
533. and invited him
to crash Georgina's party.Copy !req
534. Carter, wait.
So that's the whole reasonCopy !req
535. you wanted me to go out
with you tonight—Copy !req
536. you knew I'd help you
screw over Chuck.Copy !req
537. Chuck had screwed me over or—
or at least i thought he had.Copy !req
538. I wanted to get him back.
Serena, listen to you.
What's your deal?Copy !req
539. You're acting out
'cause daddy doesn't love you?Copy !req
540. Is that why you skipped out
on brown, too?
- Please.Copy !req
541. No. I told you how i felt,
and you blew me offCopy !req
542. until you needed someone
to do your dirty work.Copy !req
543. It's time to find
a new bad habit,Copy !req
544. 'cause it's not gonna be me
anymore.Copy !req
545. V.I.P. V.I.P. Room
at the monkey bar.Copy !req
546. Monkey bar. Can't wait.
The limo's waiting downstairs.Copy !req
547. We were worried about you.
We missed you so much.Copy !req
548. I can't tell you
how my heart filled with JoyCopy !req
549. when we got your call
inviting us to share his gloryCopy !req
550. with all of your new friends.
I didn't invite you here.Copy !req
551. We thought our little lamb
had been lost for good.
I am lost for good.Copy !req
552. V.I.P. Room at the monkey bar.
Hope i see you there.Copy !req
553. Georgina was turning everyone
against me.Copy !req
554. You were just a casualty in
the battle for social dominance.Copy !req
555. But don't worry.
Your loyalty's been rewarded.Copy !req
556. You tried to bribe people
into being your friendCopy !req
557. with Sushi parties and gift
bags, and nobody liked it.Copy !req
558. I don't need these losers to
like me in order to follow me.Copy !req
559. Fear works better anyway.Copy !req
560. Dan, you've experienced
social Siberia.Copy !req
561. If you want to try something
new, I'll see you at monkey bar.Copy !req
562. i didn't know there was
a cool crowd at college.Copy !req
563. Uh, i think you and i were
the only ones dumb enoughCopy !req
564. to believe that.
Hey. So some of us
were wonderingCopy !req
565. doesn't mean
it has to be Blair.Copy !req
566. now when you get downstairs,Copy !req
567. you'll find limos waiting
to take you to the club.Copy !req
568. And no sticking your head
out the sunroof.Copy !req
569. This isn't
east Ridge high school prom.Copy !req
570. Bye.
- Hello.
Hey, uh, excuse me.Copy !req
571. Could i get
everyone's attention, please?Copy !req
572. Hey. Hi. Hello. I'm Dan. I just
want to let everybody know hereCopy !req
573. that, uh,
Blair Waldorf over thereCopy !req
574. invited some people
from Georgina's pastCopy !req
575. just so she could embarrass her.
But you know,Copy !req
576. we're—we're all starting
college here, and college isCopy !req
577. supposed to be a place
where you're not judgedCopy !req
578. by what you believe
or—or the friends you make.Copy !req
579. You're here to make new friends
and start over, right?Copy !req
580. So last time i checked,
i mean, i think—Copy !req
581. i think this—this party's
pretty fun. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
582. Yeah, okay. So...
Who wants to leave with Blair?Copy !req
583. All right,
and who wants to stay hereCopy !req
584. and drink cheap beer with me?Copy !req
585. It's a no-brainer.Copy !req
586. thank you.
You didn't have to do that.Copy !req
587. Yeah, i did.Copy !req
588. let's get a beer.Copy !req
589. uh-oh, b. Looks like your
new flock was just led astray,Copy !req
590. and by Dan Humphrey no less.Copy !req
591. I guess they know a false
prophet when they see one.Copy !req
592. hi.Copy !req
593. You mind if i join you?
It's your home.Copy !req
594. Dan told you i was here?Copy !req
595. I was...Copy !req
596. Glad you felt like
you could come here,Copy !req
597. that you felt like
this was a safe place.Copy !req
598. I'm really sorry, Rufus.Copy !req
599. I never meant for it
to get this messed up.Copy !req
600. None of it was your fault.Copy !req
601. Well, i didn't help matters.Copy !req
602. I shouldn't have blown up at you
the way that i did.Copy !req
603. So... talk to me.Copy !req
604. Well, um...Copy !req
605. I called brownCopy !req
606. and deferred for a year.Copy !req
607. Okay.Copy !req
608. It may have been for
the wrong reasons at the time,Copy !req
609. i-i think.Copy !req
610. Well, no, i-i know that
it was the right decision.Copy !req
611. I would have just been going
because my mom wanted me to go,Copy !req
612. and while that's a good reason,
that's not good enough.Copy !req
613. You know,
i did the same thing.Copy !req
614. Well, it was rutgers,
not brown,Copy !req
615. but i got in and i realized
that if i didn't pursue music,Copy !req
616. I'd never do it.Copy !req
617. I wish i had
that same sense of purpose.Copy !req
618. But i hope that if i—if i take
this time, that I'll find it.Copy !req
619. Gosh.Copy !req
620. How am i gonna tell my mom?Copy !req
621. Maybe i could help you
figure that out.Copy !req
622. I know
I'm not the first guyCopy !req
623. that your mom's brought
into your life,Copy !req
624. but if you and Eric
will let me,Copy !req
625. I'd really like
to be more to you than...Copy !req
626. Than just
Lily's most recent husband.Copy !req
627. Let me help you with this.Copy !req
628. Wow. I, uh...Copy !req
629. I would really appreciate that,
Rufus.Copy !req
630. I'm sorry, mom.Copy !req
631. It wasn't my intention
to embarrass you or daddy.Copy !req
632. Look, i wouldn't be
doing any of thisCopy !req
633. if i didn't feel the way
that i do.Copy !req
634. I really, really like him,
and...Copy !req
635. Mom, please,
don't be like that.Copy !req
636. Mom?Copy !req
637. I guess we didn't fool
the doorman.Copy !req
638. So you told your mom
the truth?Copy !req
639. I didn't want to risk
everything with my familyCopy !req
640. for some fling
that wasn't gonna last.Copy !req
641. But?Copy !req
642. Well, if your family
can accept us together,Copy !req
643. maybe one day mine will,
too.Copy !req
644. And if not?Copy !req
645. It's a risk
that I'm willing to take.Copy !req
646. There's a reason
we never went downtown—Copy !req
647. it's awful.Copy !req
648. The minute you cross
14th street,Copy !req
649. people forget
there's a class system.Copy !req
650. B, you will find your place.
Just give it time.Copy !req
651. No, i found my place,
and it's at the bottom.Copy !req
652. It's a point of pride
now that i see who's on top.Copy !req
653. Anyway, it's all turned out
for the best.Copy !req
654. If i hadn't
been so distracted,Copy !req
655. i would've been able
to force you to go to brown.Copy !req
656. That's sweet, but no,
you wouldn't have.Copy !req
657. I am sorry i pulled
a disappearing act on you.Copy !req
658. I'm sure you'll find a way
to make it up to me...Copy !req
659. In the handbag department
at Bendel's.Copy !req
660. Now normally I'd be
more worried about brown,Copy !req
661. but you actually seem a lot
better than you have in a while.Copy !req
662. I really am.Copy !req
663. It was so much easierCopy !req
664. when it was just about where
we sat on the met steps.Copy !req
665. Yeah, but we've...Copy !req
666. We've been here, done this.Copy !req
667. But i was so good at it.Copy !req
668. Well...Copy !req
669. Then it's time
for a new challenge...Copy !req
670. For both of us.Copy !req
671. I'm glad
you're not going to brown.Copy !req
672. I need you here.Copy !req
673. Same.Copy !req
674. Mm.Copy !req
675. Bye.Copy !req
676. Bye, you.Copy !req
677. I'm sorry I'm late,Copy !req
678. but i have a good excuse.Copy !req
679. What is this?Copy !req
680. A review of all the professors
i had this Summer.Copy !req
681. And look,
i even gave 'em grades.Copy !req
682. Wow. This is amazing.Copy !req
683. I'm sorry...Copy !req
684. For that weird moment
with Katie last night.Copy !req
685. I think i got a little,
um, overwhelmedCopy !req
686. from meeting
all your friends.Copy !req
687. That's okay.Copy !req
688. That was kind of the least weird
part of the whole night.Copy !req
689. Yeah,
when Dan—he got on the MikeCopy !req
690. and he convinced everyone
to stay at the party,Copy !req
691. that was insane.
Is he usually like that?Copy !req
692. No. Dan is more of
a corner-of-the-party guy.Copy !req
693. Should i call him,
see if he'll join us?Copy !req
694. Call him later. I just want
to be with you right now.Copy !req
695. What do you want, Serena?Copy !req
696. There's a reason i always
come back to you, Carter,Copy !req
697. and it's not because
you're my bad habit.
- What then?Copy !req
698. You're the only one
who understoodCopy !req
699. why i needed
to find my father.Copy !req
700. You were there for me during
all of that, and i trust you.Copy !req
701. Anyone would have done
the same thing.Copy !req
702. No, they wouldn't have.Copy !req
703. And i don't want anyone else.Copy !req
704. I want you.Copy !req
705. mm.Copy !req
706. You were right
about the dorms.Copy !req
707. The lighting is awful.Copy !req
708. Are you okay?Copy !req
709. Mm.Copy !req
710. I am now.Copy !req
711. hello?Copy !req
712. Hey. Do you want
to meet me and ScottCopy !req
713. so we can download about
the epicness last night?Copy !req
714. Mm. No, you know,
I'm still a little wrecked,Copy !req
715. so, uh, I'll—
I'll call you later.Copy !req
716. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
717. apparently, higher educationCopy !req
718. doesn't make
for smarter decisions.Copy !req
719. So take out your notebooks
and sharpen your pencils, kids.Copy !req
720. Gossip girl's going to college,Copy !req
721. and this class has
a lot to learn.Copy !req