1. Gossip girl
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of Manhattan's elite.
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just as friends.
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and she is at canyon ranch.
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I'm Elliot.
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yes, of course
i will marry you!
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either you or the hotel.
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I did what i had to
to win.
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I'll never tell.
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Boss' orders.
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from our slumber
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once we open our eyes.
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in there.
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i own a bar downstairs.
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we know this has to do
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between you and Blair.
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our relationship...
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don't you?
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Take her to blue hill upstate
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at saks.
I'd have to buy saks itself,
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wouldn't be enough.
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I've tried.
- When?
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too long, Chuck,
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you don't care.
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remember?
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Good luck.
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Mr. Cyrus.
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to New York on Monday.
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I can't wait to meet them.
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at the Russian samovar!
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once they see me.
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i pregnant.
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they will disown me.
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- Hello, Nathaniel.
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And not a moment too soon. She
hasn't left her room for days.
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with Howard Hughes.
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can make some headway with her.
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about our best friends.
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for what he did.
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your middle name.
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what happened.
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as "too awful" between friends.
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especially not Serena.
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how he got his hotel back?
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"money solves everything."
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to sleep with Jack
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for his beloved empire.
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why i couldn't tell anyone?
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are a little rusty,
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said, "over my dead goat."
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The words are very similar.
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my b.A.M. Subscription.
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From what i can gather,
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i-i-i don't understand this.
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Yes. I am divorcée.
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don't be foolish.
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didn't work out.
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- Blair does love herself
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tell Serena to hold off
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of you and...
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i am getting married!
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I mean tomorrow.
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polish/russian wedding.
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He did?
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bride and groom into chapel.
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for good luck in marriage.
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for Vanya and me?
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for Blair,
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my great pleasure.
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the astoria world manor?
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the grand ballroom at the Plaza.
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Dorota and Vanya
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with me.
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Chuck.
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as undeniable as ever.
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I love you.
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and I've never looked back.
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Thank god you're here.
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No, i wish i was kidding.
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but I've received
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to know a thing or two.
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Croissant?
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What, was Rufus' waffle iron
broken?
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gonna be a long day.
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those flower choices.
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is in the mail,
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about 5 pounds of bisquick.
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production. Vanya and Dorota are
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in queens, and they've asked me
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were free.
Um, already on my way.
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if you know each other.
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Um, his name is Elliot.
I met him during Nate's party.
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Yeah, Eric refuses
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Lily's gonna miss the party.
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Blair told you.
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that when she went to Jack.
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Nathaniel.
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You and Serena have it easy.
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at the Humphreys'.
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to each other.
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no secrets,
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Baizen?
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something off to Serena.
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form my girlfriend?
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anyway?
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who wants something,
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one who can give it to her.
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Sweetheart, i found the perfect
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So much to do!
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Enough to make
Monique lhuillier weep.
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Here. This is for you.
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courtesy of little j.
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always come in small packages.
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wedding games.
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you and partner get closer.
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balloon wins game.
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since the 14th century?
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raping and pillaging?
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in "brickbreaker."
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Quitting is for losers,
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can get away with it...
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maybe Nate and Serena.
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and Nate's my friend.
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they're okay.
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I hear a lot about you.
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in Brighton beach.
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But if you'll excuse me...
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his fourth grade class at Dalton
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the dinosaur. He's a liar.
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anything other than coffee,
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Come on, Nate.
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You have to trust me.
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the only reason we're having
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is because you got caught.
I was going to tell you.
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when it happened?
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Uh, she—she's in Vermont.
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make yourself useful.
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Larry hagman on his first liver.
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- All right, I'll do it.
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has gotten into you?
Dorota's gift is finalized.
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Did you get her a puppy?
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Have you gone crazy?
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of a Vera wang cake knife.
A cake knife is not enough.
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It's in queens,
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on the subway.
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on the Upper East Side?
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They have a baby on the way.
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for goodness sake.
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Kinda couldn't help it.
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but i also know how she is.
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to know the truth with her.
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I get to talk to all my exes.
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she had coffee with the guy.
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I don't know.
I didn't open it.
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her v.B.H...
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Serena's purse.
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to the St. Regis?
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I'm sure you'll know what to do
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to go up there.
I forced myself for you.
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i know. I just...
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This game is over.
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of Chuck and me.
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depraved, soulless.
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words at one point or another,
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following. What's going on?
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Did Chuck do something?
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him, but it was me, too.
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you always thought i was.
Look, Blair, you're not—
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you're that bad of a person—
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but you're not terrible.
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happened between you and Chuck,
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because if there was
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you know, it's—it's you two.
You're absolutely right.
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Blair and Chuck.
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after what I've become?
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see it, Humphrey.
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I've left a few messages
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and haven't heard back,
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at our usual time.
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Lily Van Der Woodsen?
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415. Looks like Lily's caught
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the dates wrong. Thanks.
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417. Guess it's the truth
that's getting massaged.
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418. Everything you said
last night was true.
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419. We do belong together.
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420. We're both sick and twisted.
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to have even found each other.
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to be you settling,
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425. We've both hit rock bottom,
Chuck,
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427. At least we won't be lonely
in hell.
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i should see
if anyone needs me.
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431. Uh, no. He never showed.
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433. Look, should we be worried
that your dad isn't coming?
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that Lily would show up,
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437. Thanks.
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438. Hello.
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439. You've reached the voice mail
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440. Leave a message.
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441. Uh, Cece, hi. It's Rufus.
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where you and Lily are,
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it's not canyon ranch.
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446. before a groom can marry
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447. the wedding party gathers
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449. If he's unable
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450. to the satisfaction
of the crowd,
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453. Yeah.
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454. That was
an awkward car ride.
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455. Nate, you barely said
two words to me.
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456. Look,
i know you're still mad,
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457. what you were doing
in Carter's hotel room.
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458. I found the key, Serena.
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459. You went through my bag?
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460. Carter is helping me
find my dad.
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secrets with him?
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i was still looking for my dad.
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464. like—like
I'd be disappointing you.
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465. Look, i told you the truth.
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you want me to do.
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to stop seeing him.
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but that doesn't give you
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who i can and can't see.
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about Dorota?
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this is tough question.
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474. There's so many things i love
about her.
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475. But i think what i love most is
the way i feel with her.
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476. With Dorota, i am
best possible version of myself.
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good father.
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proud Russian man,
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480. very much in love.
Aw!
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481. Now you may officially
greet your bride.
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482. and now...
It's time to get married!
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483. So... will the happy couple
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and Vanya into the chapel
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487. I can't do this.
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488. Miss Blair.
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489. I can't keep pretending,
and i can't lie to you, Dorota.
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490. Chuck and i aren't happy...
At all,
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491. and if we walk you in,
your marriage will be jinxed.
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495. Looks like he's got a runaway
bridesmaid on his hands.
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496. I should have realized
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497. that something was still wrong
with you and Mr. Chuck.
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498. But you always tell me
everything.
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admit it to anyone.
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to myself.
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501. And i didn't want
to let you down.
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502. I'm sorry
i ruined your wedding, Dorota.
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504. No. Miss Blair,
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508. And lucky for me,
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to do this with.
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511. When i saw how happy
you and Vanya are,
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how unhappy i am.
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to be like me one day,
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515. good love.
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516. I don't need you to be
happy couple, miss Blair.
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to be happy.
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519. Come on, ladies.
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to walk down.
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What are you doing here?
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522. I-i told you to stay away.
I just got another call
from my p.I. About your dad.
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524. He has his exact location,
just a 3-hour plane ride away.
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525. You ready for this? I don't know
how long he'll stay there.
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526. It's now or never.
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527. What are you doing?
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528. Everything's booked.
This is your chance.
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529. This time won't be
like the last.
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531. Thattagirl.
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532. Wait. I-i should tell someone
I'm leaving.
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533. No, there's no time.
Call from the car.
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534. Hey.
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535. did i miss anything?
- No.
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537. Hi. Elliot,
what are you doing here?
I love Dorota.
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about "the vampire diaries"
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539. in the elevator on Friday.
I was hoping you'd be here.
Here i am.
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540. Uh, this—
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541. this is Jenny,
my stepsister.
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542. Hi.
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543. And I'm Chelsey,
his girlfriend?
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544. Sorry.
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545. You were right.
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546. Dorota is family.
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to admit it,
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to think that anyone else
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549. could have raised my daughter
better than i could have.
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552. But there was some stuff that
happened before you came along.
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553. Wait.
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554. Did you really mean
what you said?
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555. Yes. When your uncle
threw me out—
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Why are you laughing?
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This was all for nothing.
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559. It's not nothing. I-i didn't
do it, but i would have.
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what Dorota and Vanya have—
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561. real love,
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562. pure and simple love.
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563. You'd be bored
within five minutes.
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564. Better bored than ashamed
of myself.
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565. I would do anything for you,
Chuck.
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567. I never thought it was possible
to love someone too much,
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568. but maybe it is.
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569. I don't like
who I've become with you.
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571. Don't bail on me.
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572. We have to see this through
to the end.
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573. This is the end, Chuck.
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574. Hey.
Have you seen Serena?
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the whole ceremony.
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577. Um...
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578. I didn't want to have to be
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580. Serena left with Carter.
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581. only a few short hours
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582. until you'll be reunited
with your dad.
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my dad's in palm beach?
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586. I don't know. A day or two?
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587. fine. A week.
- A week?
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588. You've known this entire time,
and you haven't told me?
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589. Nate was right. You were
using this to get closer.
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590. I was still seeing
if there's something between us,
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592. What's the big deal?
I have a boyfriend
who i love very much.
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594. You're really gonna settle
for that?
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595. Can you stop the car,
please?
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596. get out.
- What?
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597. Don't be like this. You're just
nervous about seeing your dad.
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598. I don't need your help anymore
or ever again.
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599. I should have done this
on my own from the start.
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600. fine.
If that's what you want.
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601. keep going, please.
I have a plane to catch.
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602. good-bye, Baizen.
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603. Hello, palm beach.
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604. With Carter out of the picture,
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605. it looks like Serena's
making room for daddy.
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606. One, two, three!
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607. mazel tov!
- Thank you.
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608. This is for you
and this one's for you,
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609. from Cyrus... and me.
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610. It's the keys
to an apartment in queens...
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611. And it's your apartment
in queens!
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612. An apartment!
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614. Oh!
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615. Ohh.
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618. Everything.
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so kind to me all these years.
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like a mother.
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Thank you so much.
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624. An apartment!
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625. Cece. No, thanks
for calling me back.
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I got your message.
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629. I love my wife, but I've had it
with all her lies.
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I'm walking out this door
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632. Oh, Rufus, you're right
that Lily's not with me,
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it's not my place to say.
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634. I'm afraid you'll need to get
the rest from Lily. I'm sorry.
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635. maybe we should get
some champagne.
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636. Bartender,
a bottle and two glasses.
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637. Now...
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i do think you deserve
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639. who dates Vanessa Abrams,
it means very little to me.
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640. But still,
thank you, Humphrey.
Care for a dance?
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641. I guess.
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646. I'm single now.
This is who i am.
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648. Um, shouldn't you be doing that
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653. No, she was mad because i kept
talking about this guy
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of my building.
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656. I guess
I'm a little obsessed.
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661. let's go.
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Jenny, I'm so glad you picked
up. Do you know where Nate is?
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664. Um, no. I don't see him
right now.
- Okay, um, if you find him,
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to any more secrets.
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him, I'll give him the message.
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I appreciate it.
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672. it is often our heart that gets
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674. Um, yeah.
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675. It can make us do
the craziest of things,
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676. but it can also let us take
a chance on new adventures.
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677. Because when we open
our hearts,
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a world of love...
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the people already in our life.
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680. but unfortunately, our hearts
are very sensitive,
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is shattered.
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- Mom.
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687. Total eclipse of the heart.
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