1. Gossip girl
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3. My name
is actually Marcus beaton.
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4. I'm British and a lord.
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6. Three words.
Say it, and I'm yours.
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7. I...
- That's all i needed to hear.
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like, the entire time.
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They want to take our money?
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10. Not yet, but they have
frozen our accounts.
Everything okay?
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but I'm so glad i called you.
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to do for you?
Oh, my effing god!
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be able to make it back tonight.
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so we'll hang out another time.
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we just forget thinking
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my lowly, unroyal ways,
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true feelings for Marcus
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too.
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I'll never tell.
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of Summer,
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Ugh!
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32. that is, within reason.
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with this party you're hosting.
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for seniors and their parents?
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Dorota or—
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Didn't you see "atonement"?
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when they're discovered?
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a delicate little flower,
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Keira knightley.
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a while, and i thought—
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but you're very special to me.
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the heat's still too much,
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51. Yeah. Sorry. My phone slipped.
I think my cheek got sweaty.
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Oh, right, right.
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53. You like him. He likes you.
So just call him.
He stood me up, remember?
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a really long time
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55. and then called to cancel.
That's completely different.
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56. It might. It will. It will,
but in a cute, romantic way.
What is wrong with me?
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"should i call him?" Girl.
Exactly. You are Vanessa,
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girl,
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so just do it.
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60. Look, i gotta go. Laurel is
gonna kill me, okay?
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pick that up, please?
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what i just said?
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66. I did. What happened
to the money i gave you?
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67. It's gone,
but i can repay you back
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68. where was it again? Dominica?
I told you that
in confidence.
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70. Relax, gorgeous. We can discuss
this tomorrow over lunch.
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71. I got us a room at the Mercer.
We can order in.
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73. Me, too.
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74. Try these on. I'm gonna
go find you some ties.
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that I'm calling.
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77. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
Uh, how are you?
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That sounds great.
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79. Cool. Okay. Hey, listen.
I'll call you later, okay?
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81. Who was that?
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82. It's my mom. It's about
the party tomorrow night.
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83. I'm gonna try these on.
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84. A coming-out party?
Well, sooner or later,
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85. people are gonna figure out
we're dating.
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86. We're not exactly the world's
most covert secret couple.
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87. Mm.
- Mmm.
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88. about my new friend "Clyde"
that keeps calling and calling.
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89. See? Come on. We tell everybody
once, and then it's done.
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90. And now—thank you, universe—
we have the perfect opportunity.
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91. Yeah, a party hosted
by Blair Waldorf,
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92. the biggest Dan Humphrey
supporter in all of Manhattan.
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93. What are you afraid of?
Right now? Heatstroke.
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94. Dan.
- No. Hey. No, no, no.
I-i know. I know.
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things are just—
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between us.
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start telling people...
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that would change this?
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104. Rachel, I'll give you a call
when I'm feeling better.
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105. Spotted—s. And lonely boy
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like all is forgiven.
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107. Will round two
be any different?
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110. Yay!
- Oh, sweaty hug.
You're sweaty. Thanks.
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111. Oh! You guys are together.
You're back together, right?
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112. Oh, this is awesome! You guys
totally belong together.
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Apparently.
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114. I'm happy for you. And you two
have worked out all your issues?
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116. Yep.
Got 'em all squared away.
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117. That's great.
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118. How is it
that you're not hot?
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119. Well, it is
the Upper East Side.
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120. I mean, getting hot
is kinda frowned upon.
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121. So when am i gonna
get to see you again?
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122. It's okay.
No, no, no. I'm serious.
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with my family's been so crazy.
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it just felt like...
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125. Like i could breathe again.
So... i wanna do this.
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us—right, okay?
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128. Uh, tomorrow night
i gotta take my mom
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129. to this, like, school party.
Fine. Come to the gallery.
You can bring me lunch.
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131. Well, it was a good speech.
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132. No, no, no, no.
I'm serious.
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133. I mean, i have family stuff,
but i-I'll reschedule,
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just have to deal with it.
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135. Rumor is, Nate Archibald
has a hidden lady.
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in this heat.
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138. So... the flowers
won't arrive until 5:00.
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from the caterers?
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140. Eleanor comes home today.
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gets to meet Marcus?
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why he's so wonderful?
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you find a man
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sophisticated,
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for golden-age Hollywood
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i just did there?
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in your relationship.
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about me and Dan.
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she was happy for me.
I'm happy for you.
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you don't approve of him.
True.
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of westmorelandshire.
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you broke up last year?
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I'll be happy for you.
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you're just fooling yourselves.
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166. Duchess, to what
do i owe this pleasure?
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167. Okay, i think you've got
this taken care of.
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168. I'll see you tonight.
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169. Sneaky little Nate.
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170. Yes, i know exactly the girl
you're talking about.
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171. Her name is Vanessa.
She lives in... Brooklyn.
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173. No, thanks. It's, uh,
a little early for me.
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Nathaniel?
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um, the money?
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176. I, uh, i might have
overreacted a little.
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on the offer as a loan.
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the money from somewhere else.
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180. Yeah, well, that person,
um, is asking for a lot.
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but when you spurned my offer,
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to my financial guides.
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for six months.
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I'll find another way.
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and lord fauntleroy recently?
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- Hmm, hmm.
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a little off my game...
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a return to form very soon.
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192. Sir, the flight from Tokyo
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but i need everything fitted
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196. and ready for Eleanor
to inspect. Jenny?
Yeah, i know.
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197. I'll clean the atelier as soon
as I'm finished here, okay?
The bathrooms, too.
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198. Someone decided to give us
a second look at breakfast.
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199. Laurel believes in her interns
paying their dues.
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for the past three months
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coffee runs, 15-hour days,
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the two in-house bulimics,
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looking at my designs?
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i really, really do.
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it's not right.
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C'est à l'heure? Merci, madam.
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hosting a party there.
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call me. Yes?
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something wrong with the dress.
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what Eleanor designed.
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"cinderella"?
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that helped her dress?
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offer their opinion?
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I mean, obviously we have
things to talk about,
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but it's no big deal, right?
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You—you agree with her.
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It's—it's just, uh...
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She's calling from Shanghai.
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- Oh, yeah. Go.
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- Saved by the bell.
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Hi, mom.
Oh, my gosh. Where?
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I-i don't—
get back together with Serena.
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just gonna lie to you again?
She doesn't respect you.
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Excuse me. Who—who are you?
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on "gossip girl."
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We're on your side.
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She's a Serena.
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this is—
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please. You can just run along.
I-i lost her.
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with some Greek prince.
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how could you forgive him
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247. What? No. No, this is insane.
I didn't sleep with Georgina.
No.
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248. (Dan) All right? Please go.
But we're on your side.
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249. Not me. His mouth
kissed Georgina's.
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250. Come on.
Get out of here. Shoo.
Thank you.
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252. That was, uh,
oh, that was "gossip girl."
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some things that, um,
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we—we should talk about.
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257. Y-yeah, th-there's some stuff
i have to do
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258. So why don't we talk, um...
Yeah, we'll talk later
when i pick you up.
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259. Yeah, perfect. Okay.
All right,
that'll be good.
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- Bye. I'll see you later.
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262. Hmm?
Look, I'm sorry.
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a lot going on.
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to be properly distracted.
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- I—
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half boho coffee shop.
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Here i thought I'd surprise you
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party when lo and behold,
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coming all alone,
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to do something nice.
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Yeah.
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277. (Man) Hello?
I got a delivery.
Excuse me.
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really doing here?
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and you've never done anything
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280. Yes. What about it?
It's just as your plans go,
it's kinda nice.
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gonna have to step it up.
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to seeing you tonight?
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285. Sure. We'll be there.
Really?
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286. Yeah. Why not?
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290. And for the record, whatever
you're planning with Nate,
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You're disgusting.
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with madame butterfly.
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300. Same as nothing's
been happening all week.
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301. What are you talking about?
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every day.
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- I'll take your incredulity
as a compliment.
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304. No, but, i mean, come on.
You—you must have tried—
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to the pharmaceutical.
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307. I-I'm sorry. I'm not
laughing. It's just so obvious.
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your body's way of telling you.
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a romantic bone in my body,
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some sort of... blockage.
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just to clear the pipes.
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as sexual drano.
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presentable.
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320. Congrats on you and Humphrey.
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its own level.
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stuff by the collar, right?
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That's so much better.
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is trying too hard,
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326. and this part is so '90s.
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327. Interesting observation.
And who are you?
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328. Uh, I'm...
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the Parsons intern.
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330. Uh, i thought
you were going home.
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332. And i decided to come here.
You can, um, leave those
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that you don't think
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337. that i was trying—
that you were telling the model
that has to wear my design
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338. all the many, many things
that are wrong with it?
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339. It's hot and late.
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340. We'll finish your fitting
tomorrow.
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341. I'm—I'm so sorry.
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completely unprofessional,
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343. and i promise it will
never happen again from me.
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for a letter of recommendation,
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I thought that was you. A little
warm for a run, isn't it?
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356. Yeah, you know, i was just, um,
had some things to think about.
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at Blair's tonight?
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down there now or what?
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359. No, no. I promised the duchess
I'd pick her up.
Oh, your mother's coming.
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are fast friends.
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whispering in a corner.
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come to think of it.
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363. Anyway, uh,
I'll see you tonight.
- Thanks, man.
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364. This is Vanessa.
Leave a message after the beep.
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but about tonight—
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370. I thought you and Dan were
leaving for the party.
Yeah. We're supposed to.
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one of those Dan-and-Serena-
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threads, is he?
Last i checked, yeah.
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I just got a message from Nate.
Family drama,
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374. doesn't want to burden me—
the same old story.
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375. So how was public opinion
on the Dan and Serena front?
Oh, well,
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most people think I'm an ass.
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hold I'm just an idiot.
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Uh, Nate's running late.
I'll just—I'll meet you there.
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Yeah.
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don't want me tagging along?
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but i think you, me and Serena—
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Well, it's not like
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384. What?
No, it's—it's not that
you having a date is funny
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of the realm of possibility,
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Go.
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Tempting.
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395. I've seen you
be very forgetful.
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396. Duchess, here. Sorry
to leave you on your own.
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397. Oh, thank you, darling.
My pleasure.
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398. Well, the ancestral home
is next to balmoral.
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399. Marcus tells
the funniest story
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400. about Harry running naked
across their lawn.
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401. Prince Harry? I love him.
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402. But you've been
planning on Yale
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403. What a pity.
So much wasted potential.
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404. What are you talking about?
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405. The thing that always
fascinated me about you.
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406. The cool exterior,
the fire below.
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407. You are living proof
a person can't buy class.
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408. And you can't tell me
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409. bertie wooster
is satisfying your needs.
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410. Titles aside, a suit of armor
makes for a cold bedfellow.
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411. Not that
it's any of your business,
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412. but Marcus and i
have an amazing sex life.
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413. Is that so?
- Mm.
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414. What names does he call you
when you make love?
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415. where does he
put his hand?
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416. Does he...
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417. Have sex with me.
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418. Just once.
That's all i need.
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419. You are disgusting,
and i hate you.
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420. Then why are you
still holding my hand?
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421. I have a party to host.
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422. hey. Sorry I'm late.
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423. Oh, no. It's not a problem.
You—you look great, as always.
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424. Thank you.
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425. Oh.
- Oh, that's, uh,
that's troubling.
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426. Maybe we should just go.
- Yeah.
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427. Did i say you look nice?
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428. Yeah.
Thanks again, though.
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429. Yeah. You're welcome.
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430. Did you do anything
this afternoon?
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431. No. No. You?
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432. No.
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433. Chuck had a Japanese stewardess
over today.
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434. Huh.
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435. It's a slow elevator.
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436. Where's Vanessa?
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437. Not walking into your trap
or whatever it is.
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438. Oh, please.
You want me to feel bad?
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439. You're not exactly occupying
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440. the moral high ground,
Archibald.
I just hope it's worth it.
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441. Nathaniel, you came.
I'm so happy.
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442. Seems like forever since I've
seen you or heard from you.
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443. So you use
my friends for some power play
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444. Where's your friend? I was
looking forward to meeting her.
No, no. Stop it. Look at me.
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445. I don't know where I'm gonna get
the money from, but you listen—
okay, no, Nate, listen.
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446. No.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said
that. It was out of jealousy.
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447. Please just don't do something
we'll both regret.
- No.
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448. Nate?
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449. oh, my god.
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450. Oh!
- (Man) Oh!
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451. Everyone, stay calm.
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452. I'm sure the power
will be back on in a second.
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453. Vanessa.
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454. Nate.
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455. It'll be fine.
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456. Sorry to break it to you, b.,
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457. but this party just went over
to the dark side.
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458. It's a citywide blackout,
but we have candles.
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459. Everything's fine.
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460. Vanessa.
Nate, thank goodness.
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461. Would you please
tell this young lady
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462. she can't go outside
in the blackout?
Yeah. Well, i am.
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463. No, it's okay, Marcus.
I got it. I got it.
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464. Just come with me, please.
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465. I can't believe this.
Here i kept thinking,
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466. "Nate's so much different
than Blair and all the others,"
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467. but you're just as bad.
Look, it's not that simple,
okay?
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468. Are you sleeping
with that woman?
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469. Yes.
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470. Is that the reason
you keep canceling on me?
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471. Yes, but—
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472. no, Nate. There are no "but's.
You lied to me,
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473. and you're sleeping
with some Mrs. Robinson.
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474. And while on the Upper East Side
that might be totally normal...
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475. I didn't sign up
for some creepy love triangle
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476. with you and someone's mom.
She's giving me money.
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477. Well, that's just the capper,
isn't it?
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478. No, my mom and i needed help.
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479. I just—
i had no other option.
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480. Tell me everything.
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481. Now if everyone will just get
a drink and a candle,
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482. I'm sure the power
will be back in a minute.
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483. Blair, have you seen Nate?
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484. Um, no. It's a blackout.
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485. That girl showed up. They went
off somewhere together.
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486. Honestly, Catherine,
so what?
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487. If they want to be together,
you can't stop them.
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488. Just deal with it.
I wouldn't expect you
to understand.
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489. Hot young guy, aging beauty
enjoying her last hurrah
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490. before the surgeries start.
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491. T's called a cliché.
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492. Is Marcus everything
you could possibly hope for?
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493. Yes, absolutely.
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494. Really? There's not one thing
that's missing?
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495. That one thing you tell yourself
you can live without?
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496. That you'd happily sacrifice
for the rest?
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497. 'Cause i tell you what.
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498. You're gonna sacrifice it every
day for the rest of your life.
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499. Nate makes me feel alive.
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500. I'm not gonna
give that up.
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501. Yeah,
my name's Dan Humphrey.
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502. Yeah.
Uh, the elevator's stuck.
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503. Okay.
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504. Okay. All right. Thank you.
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505. Well,
it's a citywide blackout,
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506. so the guy says
we just have to wait,
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507. hope the power
comes back on soon.
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508. What?
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509. No. No, i know when
you're thinking of something.
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510. Just tell me.
No, it's—it's nothing.
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511. Serena.
- Well, you—you probably
should have mentioned my name.
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512. Are you kidding?
- Just forget it.
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513. No, it's a citywide blackout,
so there—there must be
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514. You're making it hotter.
- Okay.
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515. No, Dan—
- why not?
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516. Mm.
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517. Yeah, hey.
It's Dan Humphrey again.
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518. Uh, humph—Humphrey,
the guy in the elevator?
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519. Yeah. I know, i know,
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520. but i forgot to say that
I'm with Serena Van Der Woodsen.
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521. Okay. Thanks.
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522. Well, they're gonna
send someone, so...
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523. Um, i guess
I'm gonna go now.
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524. Oh, please.
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525. I am not sending you out
into a blackout.
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526. You can stay
till the lights come back on.
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527. Okay. Thanks.
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528. As—as long as you're here,
come here. Hold this.
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529. I just—i cannot—
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530. i cannot decide
about this neckline.
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531. Really? I think it's cute.
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532. Why don't you try
telling the truth?
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533. It's not like
i can fire you twice.
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534. Well, it looks like
a pilgrim at a funeral.
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535. Uh, I'm sorry.
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536. You're absolutely right.
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537. I am?
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538. Yeah. Don't let it
go to your head.
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539. But my mom still thinks
Chuck's lending us the money,
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540. so just sending it
through me.
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541. So borrowing money
from your son's friend is fine,
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542. but whoring him out
to pay the club bill isn't.
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543. Do you wanna be
with this woman?
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544. No, i want to be with you.
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545. But i just know that's not
gonna happen now, so...
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546. Nate...
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547. You have to end this
for yourself.
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548. Forget about
what i said before.
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549. You are better than this.
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550. Hey.
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551. I'll be here
when you get back.
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552. I see.
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553. Oh—oh, just a moment.
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554. Blair, I'm on
with the building manager.
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555. I need you.
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556. What? Has something happened?
Everyone seems quite calm.
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557. No.
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558. I need you now.
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559. Mmm.
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560. Blair—Blair,
there's a blackout.
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561. We have guests.
We can't desert them.
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562. I need you
to make me feel alive.
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563. Uh...
Uh, wait, wait.
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564. What are you—
what are you talking about?
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565. Just meet me
up in my bedroom, okay?
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566. Looks like lady b.
Is determined to have it all.
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567. Question is, who with?
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568. - Nate?
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569. Actually,
i was looking for him myself.
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570. Vanessa, is it?
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571. Oh, i see. You're thinking,
look at this awful woman
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572. who's taking advantage
of an innocent young boy.
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573. Nate told me everything.
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574. I think what you're doing
is disgusting.
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575. And yet you're here,
waiting for him,
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576. willing
to forgive and forget.
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577. You must really care
for him.
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578. You wouldn't understand.
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579. See, that's where you're wrong.
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580. You have no idea
how i feel about Nate
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581. and what i would do
to keep him.
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582. You want me to tell you?
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583. Marcus, is that you?
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584. Blow out your candle.
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585. I spent the last month
going around
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586. and meeting
with the—the stores
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587. and the boutiques
that carry my clothes.
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588. That must have been
so exciting.
- I felt like a fat cheerleader.
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589. As a designer, your worst fear
is becoming irrelevant.
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590. Then i come back here
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591. and find out the teenage intern
tells me that exact thing.
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592. I'm really sorry.
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593. Maybe that is exactly
what i needed to hear.
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594. You know, the first real dress
i ever bought was one of yours.
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595. Just spare me the pity.
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596. It's true.
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597. I bought it from—well,
from a consignment store...
- Ah.
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598. 'Cause that was the only way
i could afford it.
- Mm-hmm.
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599. I was 12,
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600. and i just wore it
around the apartment for months.
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601. It was
one of the first things
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602. that made me want
to become a designer.
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603. Jenny.
- Yeah?
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604. The light.
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605. Oh. Sorry.
What do you want, Dan,
for me to never say my name?
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606. Well, this is fate
telling us we can't.
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607. What are you doing?
I'm getting out of here.
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608. to save
Serena Van Der Woodsen.
That's not fair.
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609. because it doesn't fit
with the way you, Dan Humphrey,
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610. think things should be.
But why are you always right?
No, i never—i never said...
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611. - Ooh! That hurt.
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612. Are you okay?
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613. Ow.
Yeah. I'm fine.
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614. Are you sure?
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615. I'm sorry. Uh, ooh. Ow.
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616. I forgive you
for Georgina.
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617. And i forgive you, but...
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618. I don't know.
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619. We keep having
the same fight...
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620. At Bart's brunch
a year ago,
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621. at the wedding...
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622. Where we talked about the fight
at Bart's brunch...
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623. And now here.
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624. I can't change who i am,
Dan.
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625. Me neither.
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626. So what happens now?
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627. i don't really feel
like talking.
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628. Yeah. Me neither.
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629. Vanessa, i couldn't find her.
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630. Vanessa?
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631. (Man) Hey!
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632. Your friend had to leave.
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633. Is there something
that you wanted to tell me?
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634. Blair.
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635. Spotted—lady b.
Acting not so ladylike.
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636. Hope you kept the receipt
for that tiara, b.
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637. Blair, what is this?
You don't understand.
I thought it was you.
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638. I—he had an accent.
Please. You knew
exactly who it was.
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639. Marcus!
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640. Marcus, wait.
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641. Did you really not know
it was him?
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642. Can you honestly
tell me that?
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643. No, i knew it was him.
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644. Thank you.
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645. But i want you.
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646. No, Blair.
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647. You want my title,
the idea of who i am.
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648. But you clearly want him,
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649. which—which makes me a fool,
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650. because i actually
did want you.
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651. I do want you.
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652. Then show me. I'm not
some delicate little flower.
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653. Show me you want me.
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654. Vanessa. What—where are you—
where are you going?
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655. I looked for you,
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656. okay, good. Don't.
What, did Catherine
say something to you?
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657. She really loves you, Nate,
and all the money and all that—
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658. that's your business—
but she loves you,
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659. and you should be with her.
You want me to stay with her?
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660. I am telling you
that i am out for good.
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661. No. Stop. Vanessa.
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662. Tomorrow...
You owe me lunch.
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663. Oh. I-i-i didn't even notice.
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664. Jenny?
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665. Dad? What are you doing here?
Making sure you're okay.
I tried calling, but—
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666. oh, yeah.
My phone died. Sorry.
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667. Why are you wearing a jacket?
It's, like, 100 degrees.
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668. Well, i was on a...
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669. On—on a date?
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670. Yeah, i was gonna tell you guys.
I've been dating.
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671. Clare, Jenny.
Jenny, Clare.
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672. Hi. I've been looking forward
to meeting you...
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673. Just not when i was
all gross and sweaty.
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674. I made her walk here
from the village.
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675. Well, it's nice to meet you,
and I'm sorry.
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676. Jenny, what's going on?
Oh. It's my dad and his date.
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677. Uh, they wanted
to see if i was okay.
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678. Yes. Oh. I probably
should give Blair a call.
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679. So you finished?
You can come back with us.
Um, yeah, i guess I'm done.
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680. No. No, you aren't.
You can't leave.
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681. We haven't
finished the dress yet.
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682. Well, the lights are back on.
I mean, aren't i fired?
You got fired?
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683. Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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684. Maybe your father
and his... date
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685. could get us some sandwiches
and some coffee.
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686. We'll be working
pretty late.
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687. Do you guys mind? Please.
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688. No. Sure.
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689. So why'd you get fired?
Jenny, come. Look.
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690. Um, I'll tell you later.
Thank you.
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691. I'm scared.
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692. i know. Me, too.
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693. when i step out of here,
it's over.
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694. I-i think—
i think it was already.
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695. It just took us this long
to realize
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696. and get used to the idea.
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697. Serena...
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698. I still—
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699. i know.
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700. me, too.
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701. I love you.
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702. This isn't going to work.
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703. I thought
you said you were better.
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704. I am...
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705. Just not for you.
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706. oh, am i crazy or is it
actually getting cooler?
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707. About time.
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708. You sure you're okay?
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709. Yeah.
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710. Yeah,
it was the right thing.
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711. You know, i, uh...
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712. I-I'm—I'm sorry.
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713. I cannot believe that
Nate Archibald is a gigolo.
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714. You cannot tell anyone,
remember?
Hey, who would i tell?
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715. Who would i tell except everyone
I've ever met? I won't. I won't.
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716. But why'd you tell him
to stay with that woman?
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717. I thought you, you know,
i thought you liked him.
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718. I do.
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719. That's—
that's why i did it.
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720. I don't understand.
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721. She told me
that if Nate left her,
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722. she would...
Go to the f.B.I.
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723. And tell them where
Nate's dad is hiding out.
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724. so...
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725. I really didn't have
a choice.
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726. love may fade with the season,
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727. but some friendships
are year-round,
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729. You know you love me.
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