1. Gossip girl
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Georgina? Where are you?
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that the bitch is back.
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- Got a credit card,
fake i.D.,
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That beautiful dinner
you made—
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for me is real.
It's just a game.
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why did you just do that?
Because i love her.
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Blair won!
Yeah, who even voted for her?
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That was really sweet.
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We broke up.
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I'll never tell.
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a little differently.
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broke my arrest,
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Do you know Eric found it
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- You're famous
because you got arrested.
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the end of me on "gossip girl."
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you more than anyone.
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grade, if i remember correctly.
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some rain
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she ever prints about me.
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Did he say it like...
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"i love her"? "I love her"?
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I totally set myself up
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them to the right person.
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if he doesn't tell me?
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that you and Nate broke up?
Have you not told him?
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we stay up at night,
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and having heart-to-hearts.
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We've already paid the check.
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for the party.
- Will do.
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I'm proud of you.
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from the president.
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I start my internship
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So that's the big news.
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i got my mom and my grandpa
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so that's something.
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- Blair?
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But it's okay.
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through something to be sure.
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i can't stop thinking
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i handled everything between us.
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to say I'm sorry.
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for what you did last year.
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through Europe, of course.
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stop by my party tonight.
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of the rest of your life.
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a celebration for us, too.
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dictatorship for way too long.
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be peace in the kingdom.
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your hat in the ring?
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Queen. What else is there
to talk about?
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to spend time?
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our headbands under our caps.
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- Your minions
were just telling me
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The coronation
happens at midnight
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Whoever brings us
the biggest piece
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and you've got competition.
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transferring in next year.
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the subway to school.
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to prepare for hell.
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must be broken.
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all alone?
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to approve a special insert
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It turns out my name...
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the list of graduates.
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how to run with a bit.
Well, at least you're special.
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for the inadvertent omission
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from the graduation program.
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Congratulations, don."
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if you heard that I...
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high school's over.
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120. Everyone, let's line up so we
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on the other, like we practiced.
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good luck up there.
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since we broke matzo together.
Hi.
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Thank you.
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in all of our cheeks.
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on the way over here
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you two make.
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the plunge like us.
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is not enough.
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uh, we're just enjoying
the journey.
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we had a destination,
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if I'm not going to Yale?
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recently incarcerated,
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to talk to Chuck
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This is our moment.
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to go out into the world
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who you have become.
Not so fast.
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until i give you my diplomas.
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and labels stick.
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class whore.
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the ultimate insider.
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- I know.
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You deserve it.
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in welcoming the class of 2009.
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take this day away from us.
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graduation, and it's only 2:00.
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I don't know.
Messing with gossip girl?
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You can't ask us
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say anything about us,
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Oh, soup dumplings.
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my personal vendetta.
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and was wrong.
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Well, of everyone here,
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want to marry me?
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anyway?
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behind my back when i said no.
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about each other,
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I don't know.
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Is something wrong?
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with an older woman.
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welcome to Washington.
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I'll protect you.
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your girlfriend?
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- What?
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around the corner.
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What is that?
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That's a tabloid TV show.
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She can't keep getting away
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Gossip girl, high school,
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and conniving—
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moving on with our lives?
Well, high school's over,
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but honestly...
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of this suit.
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Number one on our hit list
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a personal connection.
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enough attention.
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mostly against me.
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way too many times
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has sent out a blast.
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I'm gonna speed this up.
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for me.
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everyone's attention, please.
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for being here today.
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What's going on?
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No. I just hacked into
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you dye your hair.
Uh, yeah, we have this theory
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i could be more helpful.
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Would you really use that?
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you'd totally win.
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the monarchy forever.
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All right, it's your last party
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with, or at least one person.
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kinda the same thing.
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these doses of Sage wisdom
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at the dorms at N.Y.U.?
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like Obi-Wan.
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something young and crazy,
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Something i found
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finally ready to love me
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she loved me?
I'm so glad we came.
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Gossip girl knows.
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the best piece of gossip
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for keys to the kingdom.
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this morning.
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You haven't been for a while.
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going to be either
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Now if you'll excuse me.
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about my coat?
- I like it. Why?
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- Oh, not again.
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the truth about me,
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with that, take it up with her.
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miss carr left town?
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Dan Humphrey had sex with her
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Remember the sparks
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and Nate?
Oh, my god.
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Thank god it stopped at pg-13,
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in jail like her brother.
Is that true?
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And as for Blair Waldorf,
say "uncle."
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spent some time in Brooklyn—
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of course.
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You slept with Vanessa?
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here's looking at you.
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calculating, even for you.
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with the dregs of d.U.M.B.O.
I'm standing right here.
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No, no, no. It wasn't as bad
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She's trying to create
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This is exactly what she wants.
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You want to know something?
I don't think
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the divide. I think it was you.
You're the reason
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for this.
- Yes, we can.
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You brought this on us.
That's—that's not fair.
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you got into Yale,
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in the school play,
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in "the new yorker,"
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409. you had sex with a teacher.
Plus, you dated
the most popular girl in school
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410. and ignored the rest of us.
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411. No. I meant them.
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412. You pretend not to be like us,
but you are, to the bone.
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413. And you should have
known better.
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414. thank you.
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415. Kudos, s.
Way to go out with a bang.
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416. Now what did you want
to tell me before?
Oh, it doesn't matter now.
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417. It just happened.
- Leave me alone.
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418. You're not mad at me
because of that.
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419. Just like I'm not mad at you
about Vanessa.
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420. Stop telling me what i feel.
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421. We're just doing what
we always do—finding excuses.
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422. Well, i won't do it anymore.
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423. I know you told Serena
you love me.
Serena heard wrong.
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This year you told Serena.
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425. You tell everyone but me.
Why can't you tell me?
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426. Is gossip girl right
about you being a coward?
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427. but i won't let her
be right about me.
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428. I will not be weak anymore.
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429. You can't run.
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430. You have to stay here
and hear it this time.
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431. Chuck bass...
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432. I love you.
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433. I love you so much...
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435. I love you...
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436. And i know you love me, too.
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438. then everything we've done—
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439. all the gossip
and the lies
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440. and the hurt
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441. will have been
for something.
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442. Tell me it was
for something.
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443. Maybe it was.
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444. But it's not anymore.
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445. Oh, my gosh.
Do you remember the casbah?
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446. That concert?
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447. Barely...
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448. In the best way.
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449. Oh, my god. You covered
"how will i know"
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450. and you dedicated it to me,
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451. and i sat there,
trying not to laugh.
- Oh, god.
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452. I was so in love with you.
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454. Things were so much easier
when we were younger.
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455. Unlike our kids,
we just jumped into things.
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456. I mean, why can't
we just be more like that,
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457. just figure it out
as we go along?
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458. Maybe this
didn't turn out to be
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459. the romance we thought
it would be when we first met.
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460. Well, it's more like
choose your own adventure.
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461. Maybe it just wasn't the right
time. Maybe it never will be.
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462. What if it is?
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463. What if we're just too stubborn
to see it?
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464. I don't want to miss out.
Well, neither do i.
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465. i don't have a ring,
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466. so this will have to do.
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467. Rufus, what are you doing?
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469. Marry me.
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470. I know that'll make me your, uh,
your fifth husband.
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471. So?
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472. Yes.
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473. Give me your hand.
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474. Come here.
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475. Hey.
Don't worry about this.
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476. Okay? Everyone's gonna
get over it eventually.
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477. When?
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478. Nate, high school is over.
If i don't fix this tonight,
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never talk to me again.
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next year?
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481. What, she does this
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and Nate and Dan and Blair?
Well, what else can you do?
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483. It is too easy for her
to sit behind a computer
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484. and not face
the damage she's done.
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485. Wait. That's not true,
is it?
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486. No.
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487. But she doesn't know that.
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488. you didn't get to use
your gossip.
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489. Well,
here's something new—
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490. i told Chuck
i loved him, again,
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491. and he didn't say it back...
Again.
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492. Blair, I'm not gonna
tell people that.
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493. Why not? I'm giving you
what you need to be queen.
I don't want to be queen.
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494. I just wanted a chance
to have a life in school,
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495. and look what it
almost made me do.
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496. That's the thing...
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497. You need to be cold
to be queen.
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498. Anne boleyn thought
only with her heart,
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499. and she got her head
chopped off,
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500. so her daughter Elizabeth made
a vow never to marry a man.
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501. She married her country.
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502. Forget boys.
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503. Keep your eye on the prize,
Jenny Humphrey.
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504. You can't make people
love you,
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505. but you can make them
fear you.
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506. For what it's worth,
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507. you're my queen.
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508. I choose you.
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509. Thank you.
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510. It's already been
over an hour.
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511. The bar's closing soon.
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512. She's gonna come.
I know she is.
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September was grey" playing)
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515. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait. Wait.
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516. Dan is gossip girl?
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517. Gossip girl? You crazy?
Then what are you doing here?
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518. I loopt you. Are you
waiting for gossip girl?
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519. Yeah.
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520. And i know
you don't approve.
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523. it d—it doesn't seem
like you.
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524. What's—what's going on?
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525. i don't want
to be irrelevant.
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526. Irrelevant?
You're Serena Van Der Woodsen.
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527. gossip girl might be right
about me,
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528. but she's—she's wrong
about you.
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529. without Serena Van Der Woodsen,
who would i have dreamt about?
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530. I might have spent my whole life
on the outside
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531. if you hadn't let me in...
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532. Which I'm holding against you.
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533. Thank you.
- Thank you.
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534. Oh, my god.
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535. Oh, that makes sense.
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537. Team of what?
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538. Wait. Why are you all here?
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539. I got a text
saying to meet you.
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540. Yeah, so did i.
- So did i.
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541. You wanted to meet gossip girl.
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542. Well, look around.
You just did.
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543. I'm nothing without you.
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544. And while most high school
friendships fade,
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545. it's my hope that what happened
today will bond you forever.
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546. Now that all my secrets are
out, you have a clean slate...
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547. Until college.
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548. Congratulations.
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549. I'm coming with you.
Oh.
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550. Drinks on me.
- Yes.
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551. (Dan) Yes. Thank you.
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552. I'm sorry
about what i said.
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553. You don't have
to apologize.
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554. Where's Chuck?
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555. It's over...
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556. Once and for all.
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557. But I'm gonna be strong.
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558. Still, it doesn't feel right
without him here.
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559. You know everyone else
is here.
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560. yeah...
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561. Everyone's here.
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562. oh, it's beautiful.
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563. It looks so good on you.
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564. Oh! I've dreamed about this
for so long.
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566. Uh, i can't. Blair and i have
a meeting at Rouge tomate.
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567. Huh. That's cryptic.
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568. Both.
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570. Miserable.
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571. But at least college
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572. will be the fresh start
it's supposed to be.
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574. No anybody, really.
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575. Except gossip girl.
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576. Forget i said that.
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577. It's okay.
I read them, too.
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578. "Spotted—Chuck bass in France.
Chuck bass in Germany.
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579. Chuck bass in Italy."
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580. I hope he has so much fun that
they have to quarantine him.
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581. Open your present.
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582. What?
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583. Oh!
- It's to remind you
of who you are.
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584. I love it. I am gonna put it up
on my wall at brown
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585. as soon as i get back
from Europe.
- Oh!
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586. Come with me.
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587. I chased a guy for years
who wasn't that into me
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588. and going
to a glorified state school.
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589. My mother married
an entertainment lawyer.
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590. So i need
to just stop moving
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591. and contemplate
the failure of my life.
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592. Well, when you're ready
to start moving again,
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593. you know I'll be here.
Yes, of course i do.
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594. Mm.
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where's your mind?
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597. but i actually—
i kind of miss high school.
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598. I miss Blair Waldorf
and her daily ego demolitions,
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stealing my lunch,
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600. even Chuck bass,
who would get so close to talk.
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601. Wow. You miss Chuck bass.
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602. Well, not as much as you
probably miss Chuck bass.
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603. But yeah, i, uh,
i think it's safe to say
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604. that the nostalgia's
officially begun.
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605. Apparently the Upper East Side
feels the same way about you.
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606. What's up, Dan, Vanessa?
Hey, shouldn't you be
getting the deputy mayor
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607. her coffee or something?
Well, i think she'd rather
i gave her something else.
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608. Yeah,
she made a pass at me.
God. Is she hot?
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610. You're both disgusting.
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611. You know,
i don't want to be the guy
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612. gossip girl made me out to be.
So what are you gonna do?
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If you'll have me.
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616. Oh, really? Who?
It's me.
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617. Him.
- Yeah, we're gonna have
a great time, Melissa and i.
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620. Close.
- It's Vanessa,
but thanks for trying.
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621. Please let me go with you.
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622. I'm always doing what
everyone else wants me to do.
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623. I want to do something for me.
And we'll just go as friends.
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624. Don't worry. It won't be
anything romantic, unless,
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625. you know, we drink a little
too much in Vienna one night.
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626. How could you
say no to that?
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627. Seriously.
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628. As long as you take off
that ridiculous tie
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629. so i can maybe try
to picture you with a backpack.
What's wrong with my tie?
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630. Mm. I need a coffee.
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632. So I'm the one
who does the good deed,
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633. Do you, uh, you go here,
to N.Y.U.?
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634. I'm starting in the fall.
Uh, i just transferred
from b.U. Scott.
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635. I'm Dan.
Nice to meet you, Scott.
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636. Maybe I'll, uh,
I'll see you around.
- Yeah.
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637. We got this for you.
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638. I'll take that.
Thank you.
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What i should have done
months ago.
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640. In about five seconds, your
phones are all going to go off
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641. She is nothing
if not punctual. Allow me.
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642. Remember all those secrets
Jenny amassed
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to protect you, Nelly?
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644. Well, now the world
knows them, too.
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645. So looks like
we have a winner.
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648. Letting some girl from Brooklyn
carry on our legacy?
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of a foreign queen?
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650. Besides, her dad is marrying
Lily bass,
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651. so i think that makes her richer
than all of you.
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652. Not enough.
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653. Okay, so starting next year,
no more headbands,
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654. except for this one.
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655. Thanks,
you can keep the change.
Oh, big spender.
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It's really cool here.
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657. Um, I've already met
some great people.
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658. Yeah.
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You were right about Portland.
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661. All right. Yeah, i—listen,
i gotta go, all right?
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662. I'll—I'll call you soon.
Well, I'm done for the day.
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663. Do you guys want
to go see a movie?
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665. Hello?
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666. Check your bank
account. Your money's back.
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667. It's Georgina.
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668. Georgina, where
are you? What happened to poppy?
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669. You don't have to worry
about her ever again.
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670. You got your money.
That's all that matters.
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671. Now you can go to Yale.
Well,
I'm going to N.Y.U. Now.
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672. Oh. Great. Then I'll see you
next year.
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674. Hello? Georgina?
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675. - What?
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676. Georgina sparks?
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677. Yes, that's right.
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678. I recently enrolled
in gallatin.
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679. Here's my paperwork
and my check.
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680. Thank you, miss sparks.
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682. I'd like to request a roommate—
Blair Waldorf.
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683. She's my best friend, and i just
can't wait to live with her.
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685. Carter.
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686. Aren't you supposed to be
in dubayy?
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687. You know you can't lose me
for long. Where you headed?
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688. Everywhere.
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to know before you go.
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690. I hope it doesn't have to do
with Blair.
- No, it has to do with you.
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what you were looking for there.
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692. While i was on the trip
you so graciously gave me,
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693. i, uh, found it again.
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694. Only it's not in santorini
anymore. It's in Fiji.
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695. At least he was last week.
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696. You found my father?
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697. Get in. Let's go.
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your favorite macaroons
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703. To pick up your favorite
falke stockings.
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707. I was a coward,
running away again.
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too many times.
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714. You can believe me this
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Say it twice.
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- Mm.
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