1. Gossip girl
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Isn't that Carter Baizen?
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Oh, where wasn't he?
He disowned his parents
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An affair with a student? Me
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that i let an outsider in—
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I'm sorry
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I thought you lied to me.
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all the world's a stage
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merely players.
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bogosian off-Broadway
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Come look at this!
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She just got an e-mail
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headmistress queller.
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Humphrey!
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Backstage now.
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to do a documentary on all this.
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fortune to stage a play...
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up-and-coming director—
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privilege, atrocious acting.
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I won't make you look bad.
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Nate, the story's
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inner passion.
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to express my passion...
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- Towards you.
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It's good to see you, son.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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I'll come by the office. I hear
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Carter Baizen back in town.
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bass.
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My name is Hayley.
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you need, you're not going
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Carter, i have to
use the ladies' room.
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Just—just wait a sec.
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Don't cause a scene.
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Mr. Baizen?
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through the kitchen.
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and button to top.
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What's wrong with you?
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it's—it's nothing.
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treated Rachel?
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grown-up mean girls.
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could you deliver it?
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her. It's—it's—it's my fault.
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just a dress rehearsal.
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Don't let the—
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she got into Yale early.
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I'm sorry, Blair.
There's no mistake.
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from Dean berube.
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Is today April fool's?
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Yale of your detention,
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what the punishment was for.
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an anonymous caller did.
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the hook into her character,
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to give her a little push.
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parading herself at the opera.
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Oh, well, you mustn't.
She's been away so long.
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Oh, no, just the first scene.
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Out of my way. I need
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as much padding as possible.
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Did you really think you could
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the most jealous of all.
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Blair. They hate you.
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about a thousand people
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the sickest scandal ever?
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It's just not me.
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Hey, i made the adjustment
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your vision for the show.
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we all grab a bite to eat?
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i wanted to contact you.
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So that's what you'll do.
Money's not a problem.
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with guns and blood.
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"the heiress."
- William wyler.
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like, what, three times?
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Her hair is Harlow gold.
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I'm gonna take off, okay?
I'll come with.
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my take on the play.
Yes, that's a great idea.
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how late it was.
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the check.
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You were keeping up with him
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It's taken care of.
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buff, but i have read "cyrano."
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Do you, like—did she respond?
Uh, yeah. She wrote a note.
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Where is it?
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I went to see miss carr
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the two of you—it's over.
Well, we'll see.
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Yes, i-i have.
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but not for her s.A.T. Scores.
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Are you ready to go?
Yeah. Yeah.
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Sorry i ran off like that.
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I understand.
Look, you take Elle,
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not to lie to my face.
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the best in you, Blair.
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No, no, Dan. We need
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from each other.
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has arrived.
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Of course.
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- Hey.
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The next day,
Mrs. manson mingott
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at a large house
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in the central park.
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I was beginning to think
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so besotted with love
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your old grandmother.
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the wedding to be?
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Mr. Campbell.
- Oh, it's my pleasure, Chuck.
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Just name it.
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This is a gentlemen's club.
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Carter Baizen is a member, too.
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I don't remember when i left.
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about a gentlemen's club.
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what you're talking about.
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is in trouble,
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something to do with it.
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my father was a member,
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his closest friends were, too.
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they investigate everyone.
I'm sorry about your friend,
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anything that could help.
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used to tell actors,
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you are to become."
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you are still in labor.
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on the edge of a cliff.
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the love and trust
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"New York times" theater critic,
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is in the audience,
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i will kill you. Now go.
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thank you so much for coming.
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Yes. Yes.
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supposed to come by and get me.
I'm sorry.
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explanation is "sorry"?
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Your character went bankrupt,
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total public humiliation.
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understand that.
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smoldering tempests of emotion.
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smoldering tempest of emotion.
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that was a little harsh?
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to get performances.
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Come watch the show.
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all over again.
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honest woman I've ever met.
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470. Oh, no,
but one of the least fussy.
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471. You're trying to ruin my life.
You're insane.
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that this can't last.
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476. Don't try
to gaslight me, Humphrey.
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revenge because i ruined
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in a great flame.
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point to you.
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knew it all. It has to be you.
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from madam olenska.
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at Mrs. mingott's.
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489. Oh, thank you.
How are you feeling, granny?
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I'm old and ill,
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when "beu-fort" arrives.
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Uh, Beau-beaufort.
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495. Oh. Right. Beaufort.
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your beauty never wanes.
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499. Much too long, cousin.
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Julian to let Vanessa film it.
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he's an amazing director.
Is that right?
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Okay. Sorry.
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to come.
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you've been abroad.
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I've—I've been, um...
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you've been abroad, right?
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509. You know what?
Whatever. Y-y-you want feelings?
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i-i-i hate these clothes,
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other people's girlfriends.
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just spontaneously punch one
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Mr. beaufort feels—
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are out to destroy you.
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to go through your whole life
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will humiliate and betray you.
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Oh, and there's
one other thing.
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lost all of our money
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for embezzlement.
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525. So i think i know more about
humiliation andbankruptcy...
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Than some lame
dilettante director. Okay?
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what amusing companions.
No, stop.
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528. Oh... my... god.
Why don't we retire to
the parlor, uh, for some port?
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With Mr.
and Mrs. Van Der luyden.
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the Van Der luydens, Humphrey.
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"all's well that ends well,"
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it just ends.
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533. Nate had
already ruined everything.
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turned my play into a travesty,
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Julian,
it's Charles isherwood.
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Please, i-i can explain.
Explain what? I loved it.
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of the first act juxtaposed
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of the second act—genius.
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539. Really?
You—you thought it was genius?
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540. Yeah, i did.
The repressed characters
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their feelings—
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with it?
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544. Oh, well,
uh, as soon as i saw
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adolescent emotion,
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harness it, spin it into gold.
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547. Well, congratulations.
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548. I look forward to seeing
what you do next.
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549. G—that's great.
Thank you for coming.
- Thanks.
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a whole new level of fake.
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551. I'm going to look
for my boyfriend. Good job.
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i ever had a crush on you.
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556. What happened up there?
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557. I know you're into him,
and i get it.
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he's smarter,
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the same stuff.
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560. I can't compete.
- You what?
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561. I came to the gallery today
and heard you on the phone.
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562. Oh, my god.
Are you talking about Julian?
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563. I was talking to Serena.
She was with him.
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564. She's the one who likes him,
not me.
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565. This is
a total misunderstanding.
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566. Well, you know,
that doesn't change the facts.
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567. All right? I mean,
we have nothing in common.
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568. I like ESPN, okay,
and you like...
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569. Books and movies.
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570. The way you say that...
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571. You didn't even bother to read
"age of innocence."
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572. You didn't watch the DVD
i gave you.
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who swears he hates tomatoes
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tried one.
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575. Well...
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with a guy like Julian
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578. Maybe if you would put in
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- How did you—
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582. escape? Turns out
they didn't want to hurt me.
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to sign an agreement.
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584. Sao paolo?
- Brazil. I can still
help you get settled,
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585. but all i needed was
someone to give me money.
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586. Now i have more than enough,
and I've already made a plan...
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589. You've got a good heart.
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to somebody who cares.
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- That was some performance.
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592. It was nothing
compared to yours.
What do you mean?
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593. You called Yale, sent the blast
in to "gossip girl"
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595. I believed in you.
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integrity and ideals.
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rumors, blackmailed the school,
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with no repercussions.
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as she is.
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601. Blair is a high schooler.
You're an adult.
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602. You need to fix things
with Blair.
- Absolutely not.
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when your ideals were crushed?
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You've crushed mine.
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who's been messing with you,
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in the costume closet,
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whatever you want with that.
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in the costume closet—
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by heartland values?
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my fate at Yale is sealed.
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as bleak as mine?
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616. I don't know
what's happened to me.
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what I've become.
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621. Just...
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Blair isn't responsible
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to put out the press release,
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to "gossip girl."
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the other girls here and—
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Thank you for telling me.
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i come bearing snacks,
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on the couch
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Come here.
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"the age of innocence"?
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not who i thought she was
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655. Well...
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656. Lucky for you,
you'll be at Yale soon.
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you want,
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girls your own age.
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tu m'avais jetée" from "Carmen"
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everywhere for you.
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i didn't believe you.
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667. Nine times out of ten,
i would have sent the blast.
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betrayal's in my nature.
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671. I don't need
a stirring speech
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what a good person i am.
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the Karma I've earned.
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my best friend.
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some endings are bittersweet,
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when it comes to love.
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at the role of messenger,
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no one as kind as you,
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i understood
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Mr. Chuck.
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finally makes the right choice
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timing is everything.
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701. Carter.
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